Response: Debunking the Unsolved Mystery of Minecraft's Longest Jump

[@dreamxd7779]

Happy (the person who made this video) did an hour long interview with me, on his channel over here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4HCeqimr9mcgNU We made up and discussed eachother's viewpoints in a very respectful way.

[@imnobled2613]

epic

[@justynpryce]

Perfectly timed

[@justcharger4803]

Yea just finished watching all of it, glad all of this was resolved

[@NotAGeySer]

nice

[@supernoot6368]

Hi dream

[@dream]

Please don't leave hate for the person who made the video! Not supported by me! Just some “corrections”: By “random people” I don’t actually mean those people are random, just that they are random to the viewer, and 7-11 blocks is a large range. Apparently jumping a 3 block jump while walking may be possible under some circumstance, but clearly that is not what the poster meant. Also, Ub3r has not reached out to me a single time despite having me on discord, and has never asked for compensation or anything. Only complained in this video. Also, the video did have some good moments, like an explanation of elevation momentum and a few positive compliments about trying to understand my point of view. This video was about “debunking” the negative parts of that video, so they were not included. I responded to the parts I felt necessary, and I felt throwing a 1 minute part at the end saying that I could have good intentions was only put there to appease my fans and not due to an actual desire for the truth, based on the rest of the video, and the lies said especially by ub3r. I was not asked for comment despite being easily contactable.

[@freddie675]

1st reply

[@justyourfriendlyneighborho9276]

Hi dream 2nd

[@fxshsoftware]

@@justyourfriendlyneighborho9276 noone cares

[@gelli7863]

cool love u king

[@fxshsoftware]

@@freddie675 noone cares

[@tugur6492]

Guy: takes 8 months for him to reply to his video Dream: takes 8 hours to reply to his video Me: wait a second...

[@joansilvestrehernandez8732]

He waited until Dream s video blew up

[@pgtv14]

Dream is the #1 speedrunning champion

[@isaachsu972]

And dream’s video is even a million times better

[@weiss990]

Yea people like that are scummy, i hate passive aggressive people

[@orangediamond648]

Who even is that guy?

[@kailaphobia]

equivalent of the “call an ambulance- but not for me” meme

[@fusionfury4437]

Uber and this guy: Give me all your stuff! Dream: Call an ambulance, call an ambulance! Dream: (pulls this video out of his pocket and uploads it) Dream: *BUT NOT FOR ME*

[@juliaroy9861]

BABAHHSHHS UR SO RIGHT

[@elmoinhell2546]

Helo

[@kailaphobia]

Elmo Inhell AYEE elmo squad

[@taakofromtv150]

Sorry does anyone know why the people in my basement are referring to me as their love?

[@ashlingunderson8285]

"Should I have flown out and kissed him on the lips and got down on my knees?" This Dream guys is pretty funny

[@Sglagoomio]

Sorry about this but it’s guy’s

[@f1shyspace]

@@Sglagoomio ? Its guy , without a “s” because its The Dream, not The Dreams

[@kazisafeerzayan8597]

That was the biggest haha momment.

[@AdrianOOF]

Yeah he should like start his own KZbin channel

[@Logomachy]

@@f1shyspace If I’m correct, the original comment was trying to abbreviate ‘this Dream guy is pretty funny’, just like you can abbreviate ‘that is’ to ‘that’s’. Therefore it should’ve been This Dream guy’s pretty funny.

[@dylandylan720]

“Should I have kissed him on the lips and got down on my knees” -dream 2020

[@pranava8841]

Lmao, I couldn't stop laughing.

[@akaabbyy]

i know that part sent me LMAO

[@cs7811]

He should have

[@Viciouseee]

Hoseok Is daddy ummm what!? This is a joke right?

[@sylvadreams]

@@Viciouseee I think he said it in the video? XDD

[@lucasinunas]

This is definetly a bruh *momentum*

[@tntgameplay5075]

good one

[@oreoisonline]

woowwww

[@landenjones4108]

you are definitely a band kid

[@nonyanae8966]

I spat out my water

[@logan_page]

Aaaaaaaah, I see what you did there.

[@CatHelicopter]

10:23 '10 in a row' 'Shut up' Damn, Dream is *destroying* this man

[@Nixieron]

omg this jump is so easy, its just about timing your jumps thats it, he isnt a god

[@CatHelicopter]

@@Nixieron Yeah exactly. It was stupid of HappyHeart to think that a player like Dream wouldn't be able to do it.

[@ahthememer191]

@@CatHelicopter plus he kept referring to dream like he was a noob at parkour even though he is a complete god. thats why i dont like the parkour community, its quite toxic and they think they are better than everyone

[@CatHelicopter]

@@ahthememer191 100% agree. I've been watching HappyHeart for over a month but that video really made me lose a lot of respect for him. I'd go as far as to say that the parkour community is just as toxic as the pvp community, which is ironic considering that the pvp community is far more competitive.

[@averagecommenter4623]

Dream is chill if you're chill. If you're not chill, he's gonna hammer you into the ground.

[@amu.7340]

my favorite dream quote: "should i have flown out to him, kissed him on the lips and got down on my knees? what more could i have done"

[@staffkingdray219]

SAME LMO

[@yerikpacheco9610]

Peanut butter

[@NuggetOG]

yes he shouldve done that. im just saying that if he uses a clip from a video that i ever make i would ask him to personally do this

[@YourFaulty]

@@staffkingdray219 LMO

[@YourFaulty]

@@NuggetOG haha lmao

[@gregorgoodman]

“Should I’ve flown out to him and kissed him on his lips” George has never heard such bullsh*t before

[@glanni]

rival ship

[@koi6873]

Wait WAT

[@Slayloy69420]

GOGY! LET GO OF THE GUN!!! >:0

[@justarando5398]

😂 I laughed like dream At this comment

[@emnersonn]

Eww you guys are so weird stop

[@lunaticweeb250]

"for over a minute and a half" Dream, a speed runner: *wanna make it shorter?*

[@eve6523]

Lmao! Perfection.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Talking with BBH on Unsolved Mysteries Entertaining% (both of them have to talk at least once and it has to be entertaining to be submitted) WR: astounding 1 1/2 minutes

[@DanelonX]

Its funny to argue with bbh cuz nothing makes sense lol

[@mayueyue9294]

docs.google.com/document/d/1g7QGBySw1vm_tKx7csZ_XvT1jYhdtIs0hOfRrLOk0-4/edit?usp=sharing

[@lunaticweeb250]

@@mayueyue9294 why are you bringing this up now? They talked everything out in an hour long video, he even apologized to dream, no need to rekindle the flame.

[@ThatPyukumuku]

"My assumption was that he was unable to complete the jump" No jump in minecraft would be able to compare to the conclusion this guy jumped to

[@haneul.7952]

Damnnnn

[@Kapin05]

He never says a six-block jump is impossible because his brain be doing that constantly when accusing Dream xD

[@Dragon-vb2dy]

Are you sure he made the conclusion jump, or not?

[@godukekelsey6896]

DANGG

[@Jam._.]

@@Dragon-vb2dy well it didn't land well as a point so no XD

[@jvibing22]

Uber: blatantly lies, is rude, and gets greedy Dream: yeah i don’t really.. appreciate that. bruh can we give him credit for how nice he’s being

[@ThinkAboutVic]

At this point, even the parkour community agrees that ub3r is greedy.

[@bigchapo1725]

@@mayueyue9294 what's this?

[@Alvionalx]

eait ehat?

[@just_ise4418]

@@mayueyue9294 read this guys im also spreading this link btw

[@volosami]

uber is the guy who made the map not the one in the video

[@AltyF4lol]

“ dream and his friend badboyhalo have been talking for an ASTONISHING minute and a half” -Happy 2020

[@indieamer6702]

Yes that is longer than more life span XD

[@pebbleman721]

Forgive him, he can't hold conversations that last more than 10 seconds

[@mariocart2wrholder]

don't forget the "and half" lol, that's the most crunchy part of the astonishing minute (and half)

[@boggy6082]

me talking to people for like 6 hrs: 0-0

[@kevinlubis6020]

Yeah, does he always only spend 30 seconds to talk to his friends or something?

[@kyler3699]

12:04 you can hear George’s disembodied voice giggle in the background

[@CraftIP]

WHAT THATS TRUE OMG

[@chloewatkiins]

YOOOOOOOOO WTF IS GEORGE HIDING IN DREAMS CLOSEt

[@anakinjovanus1135]

WTF!

[@klaudia6294]

dream recorded it talking with George??? what a king lmao

[@dudep504]

Oh my god

[@bobmcmuffins59]

Him: you should’ve contacted him before using his video Me: well you should’ve contacted dream before using his video

[@yeedino1902]

BIG BRAIN

[@kalpanaacharya2575]

F

[@trippymartian8847]

Amen

[@maxx6498]

dont think you realize how this works

[@phoenixgray7264]

BuRn!!!

[@ryanstevenson7933]

Ironically, I doubt this guy asked for Dream’s permission to use his clips in their critique video.

[@sodkijezu8748]

He doesn't have to as it is completely legal to use fragments of someone's video in order to quote him. I still agree with OP though.

[@faeyee]

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare And that’s exactly what makes him a hypocrite.

[@steffenjensen422]

As was Dreams use of Ub3rs video

[@ryanstevenson7933]

Steffen Jensen Yeah. That’s why it’s ironic.

[@SwagyP]

Steffen Jensen do you not know what ironic is?

[@rafaelbittencourt2490]

The funny thing is that a JUMP in minecraft caused this

[@venorror8613]

no its talking about the lies told that damages the parkour community

[@coolhandalex1]

@@venorror8613 lmao parlour community

[@user-hp9zi4de4g]

Venor RoR “damage the parkour community”

[@crystalli9689]

Yup, a jump in a block game for 12 year olds.

[@Forgottenbio]

@@blips- the whole reason he criticised him was because of the video, which was about a minecraft jump, which was where this all started, therefore making all of this because of a minecraft jump lol

[@lykire_]

Dream: *is nice and pretty respectful during the response* Minecraft: "10 in a row" "shut up" The sudden change in wording killed me.

[@dontrocktheboatrocktheboat172]

Ikr my favorite part in the whole video ik the song in the background is common in most videos but its like the most “call me trash no u peasant” thing ive ever seen

[@HiHi-fb5rf]

10:24 Chat

[@drbup1736]

dream is the kinda guy where if you piss him off hes gonna flip you off while calm about it.

[@benjiram4830]

Dream is so humble. He watches a frustrating video of betrayal and outlandish claims and he responds to it on a channel with a 1/8 of his subscribers that some people might not see and hate Dream forever because they watched the rant and not the response.

[@thekuuderedude1737]

"Should I have flown to him and kissed him on the lips and got down on my knees" I feel like this is supposed to go somewhere, I just don't know where

[@aloser8296]

To him lol

[@pain6797]

This is the new h*ntai on HH called "Dream ga ub3r no ochinchin daisuki" (ub3r's d*ck loves Dream) Not a hate comment

[@sotrue4436]

@@pain6797 i had an aneurism reading this 🥴💀

[@shomu_og2841]

Redit

[@Kkori.]

@@pain6797 damn nice 👌🏻

[@ofko4048]

“10 in a row” “Shut up” I love how dream was just so sarcastic and casual

[@itcouldevenbeme8255]

Omg he said words omg Listen to ur self

[@diegopartel4848]

@egg wizard Who sh*t in your drink?

[@espressokid3901]

egg wizard dude they were talking about how dream typed that in mc chat after doing the 5 block jump 10 times those aren’t just random words they chose at different times

[@bloodflare3862]

@@itcouldevenbeme8255 don't cry ab it pls

[@pandabear3740]

@@itcouldevenbeme8255 who peed in your cereal this morning...

[@snail13]

“I’ve made bad videos” dream: “hopefully this is one of those” W H E E Z E

[@devinjwk2318]

Time stamp?

[@JJ-jg7qz]

this was the kid that used big words they found on the internet in their homework to cover up the questions he got wrong

[@andy.burbulis1899]

Whenever the guy pronounces P he sounds like a karen... 3:39

[@cesaraugusto9675]

Happy: Your sources are bad! Dream: Okay then what are your souces? Happy: Dude trust me

[@idqn]

Well, yeah. He's an extremely experienced parkour player with a lot of parkour friends, they know the updated information about parkour.

[@Diamondpro69]

His «souces» was coming from Papa Pete’s sauce

[@tatothelilpotato8075]

Lol

[@kaiky_3821]

You have the same name as my cousin

[@kagakudoragon]

Well No, Dream is a extremely experienced Vanilla Minecraft player of course furthermore just because your experienced doesn’t mean you don’t have to provide sources. Of course the situation was resolved so there’s really no point to this. MWUAHAHA! HA!

[@budgiebirb75]

"I did it 10 times in a row. Shut up." I actually love this way too much

[@double0028]

but he only did 8 times in a row

[@yahia5476]

@@double0028 OH C'MON

[@mayueyue9294]

@@double0028 which is more that the amount of times you can do that in a row

[@timleb5130]

@@double0028 buuuutt huuuurt

[@lmao3911]

He still should’ve included his clip, and also Dream got mad about that for no reason, how would he know Dream actually did the jump?

[@potter69]

7:50 Dream : "Should I have flown out to him and kissed him on the lips?" George has entered the chat

[@TheOtherOne7isBlueMaid]

George: so Ub3r gets to know what you look like but not me???!!!!!

[@newdaydiscoveries1828]

Oh no, I hear the clacking of the keys! What have you done? It'S The ShIPeRs RUUUUUNNNNN!!!

[@delta-871]

Damm George getting played by dream

[@lonelymarkie]

I choked seeing this-

[@Mike-fn8gi]

Lol

[@Sharkii_boii]

18:14 I've made bad videos and ones that I regret Dream: Hopefully this is one of them That made me laugh lol

[@hermionethewizard6134]

Same

[@Viciouseee]

Yeah

[@clovey368]

That cute w h e e z e tho

[@Hanabiblue]

SAME

[@em-vr3rd]

“he didn’t write a big paragraph” HE SOUNDS LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL WHO GOT HER FEELINGS HURT WHEN SOMEONE DIDNT POST ABOUT HER BIRTHDAY WTFFFF

[@anasdev1553]

why is there only likes but no commments?

[@potato4776]

@@anasdev1553 idk

[@jefflim3097]

@@potato4776 Can I Eat You

[@volcanhacks]

Jk

[@potato4776]

@@jefflim3097 sure eat me out daddy~

[@Zentiixx-]

"Should I have flown out to him and kissed him on the lips? Got down on my knees-" In his head: *family friendly* *family friendly* *family friendly*

[@cutepinkyo]

i feel that my mind is getting more pure cause i was so slow to get that

[@jaro3967]

Right when I was scrolling through the comments dream was saying ^this in the video 😭

[@intensellylit4100]

@@cutepinkyo cap

[@BS-co7xo]

@@cutepinkyo youre exactly having an opposite effect in quarantine than most people (mostly us guys)

[@Sweetdude64]

I thought he meant as a proposal jeez man XD

[@violettttttttttttttttttttttttt]

Ok lowkey when he said "I didn't get enough credit" I got pissed off

[@amelie976]

right

[@notarandom7]

Congrats on 69 Likes lol

[@symbioticproperties3987]

84*

[@rv3ri368]

Wait dream saying this?

[@amelie976]

@@rv3ri368 no, the person that made the 5 jump parkour video

[@laureng4777]

the fact that he was so respectful about the whole video (except of course with some anger, which is explainable bc of the misinformation the other creator provided) shows a lot

[@walterunknown4821]

"10 in a row" "shut up"

[@Debicus]

@@walterunknown4821 Oh darn, the disrespect. Really striking at the heart of Happy. Compare that to Happy making a whole interview acting as a hit piece against Dream.

[@someonesomething4746]

@@Debicus honestly happys vid itself was pretty informative .. only the interview with uber is really harsh. the questions during the interview, spreading the right information, and the outlook of his perspective was pretty tame (it came off as him wanting ppl to understand the parkour community in mc rather than a hit piece).

[@Clammychow]

The toxic fans, on the other hand... Disrespectful, immature Dream stans really out here ruining this dude’s day just because their fav youtuber refuted his claims.

[@maxley.]

Lauren Grossman “misinformation” like?

[@madhavalwadhi766]

I thought this was a pretty decent and intresting debate until i remembered that this is a argument about how long you can jump in a video game

[@CraftIP]

and?

[@minebin]

shit now that u mentioned it, why do i even care lmao

[@spenser5001]

Janardana R I FACTS LMAOOO i just had that moment

[@dego5014]

It's not just a game it's my life

[@T4thDoH]

Thousands of people watching the video: *Interesting...*

[@smilefactory5872]

this man really out her saying " this unsolved mystery is unsolved, we got him."

[@SnekkySnek]

This is the best response Ive seen

[@nininyoko13]

Truee, why

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

like Dream: this is the unsolved mystery of whether or not you can make a 6 block jump HappyHeart: But you cant say that it is true that you can make a 6 block jump because we havent solved the mystery of whether or not you can get enough momentum to get a 6 block jump

[@ericqunheng7538]

here u meant?

[@kit_nine]

OH MY GOD HE DIDN'T SOLVE THE MYSTERY IN HIS UNSOLVED MYSTERY SERIES! THAT'S ILLEGAL!

[@joeltheman838]

"I've made some bad videos that I've regretted before!" Dream: "Hopefully this is one of them!" IM DYING XD

[@dinah1382]

FR I DIED WAHAHHA

[@Addicteds]

o/ Joel

[@joeltheman838]

@@Addicteds lmao hi

[@hermionethewizard6134]

Same hahahaha

[@crusty30]

my favorite part if this whole thing was at 10:24 "10 in a row" "shut up" that was immaculate

[@flohwalzer]

misread as imma calculate

[@idiottiles8689]

bro

[@JacklynWasFound]

Actually you were kinda right, he said it in chat 😂

[@h3odellirious]

What music was playing in the bg?

[@user-sc9ht2tb7u]

I read calculato

[@quai8193]

this guys just got dream promoting him more than technoblade when he was simping for clout lmao

[@LilithLorenz]

HAH-

[@rhydonphilip]

Distant *My clout*

[@helper_bot]

YOU CAN TAKE MY LIFE BUT NOT MY CLOUTTTTT

[@houtarou_oreki]

IKKR techno finished his potato war hope he trains now ☹️

[@calebarends9151]

@@houtarou_oreki I believe in the redemption ark.

[@nutoothealmighty2126]

Why does this guy sound like he's havin some legit heavy beef and revealing dream is a fraud over a video about jumping in minecraft

[@alewis17]

Ikr🤣

[@wattah9299]

Exactly XD

[@zorlothone]

hm

[@bruhmomenttf7622]

the dude probably doesn’t like dream he’s so stupid tho lowkey every argument he made kinda backfired on him 😂

[@just_ise4418]

ikr

[@jmccoy02]

It’s crazy how dream always has to explain himself after everything he does

[@crabemoticon6552]

Fr

[@JGe_2007]

Ye

[@ibello777]

he gets so much hate its sad

[@JustSunny924]

That makes him perfect friend

[@tallybone]

I think it's all because since he is sooo big people are always checking to see if he is cheating the system in any way then they all misread just to make him look bad out of jealousy or greed. I do respect dream for always explaining himself even if it is worthless

[@slendersblender]

“I’ve made bad videos, ones that I regret” “Hopefully this is one of those” literally had me dying

[@ytpixelkage1784]

That was the best part of the video

[@wmdaniels2305]

Same lol

[@akame4053]

Lmao samee

[@chasingdreams3056]

shots fired

[@ghfg5205]

“I’ve made videos that I regret...” “Hopefully this is one of them” *W H E E Z E*

[@kakifej-.-7374]

absolute rekt

[@Ash-bq7hi]

He was addressing an issue, and clearing up some accusations that were made.

[@DavidLIVE_]

I said the same thing right before that and I laughed so hard when he said it.

[@Guineapig-yo6fi]

DavidLIVE Lol same, I did when I watched the video saying all these things

[@mason9701]

Ub3r made a stream and then made it private...

[@cindyluo3244]

Dream: "SHOULD I HAVE FLOWN OUT TO HIM AND KISSED HIM ON THE LIPS, GOT DOWN ON MY KNEES??" Got down on both your knees? Dream...

[@givemecookies5078]

😳

[@carnidaess]

😳

[@baksjxjska]

😳😳

[@mintkody]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok that was a joke but ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[@j.schwahn4458]

😳😉

[@izaanhafid9721]

10:25 *Dream types in chat* "ten in a row" "shut up"

[@SaljuBoi]

7:50 Dream : "Should I flown out to him and kissed him on the lips?" George : *"So you have chosen death"*

[@xaviergamer4457]

Lol

[@deonreed725]

George watching this later like : ima debunk his video to get some of this action-

[@sapien537]

Um

[@sapien537]

Stop

[@emnersonn]

Delet this

[@harrysu1840]

Dream: Should I have flown out to him, and kissed him on the lips, and got down on my knees? What more could I have done? George: Hey Dream, I just feel like you haven’t given my channel enough credit lately...

[@alixaao4498]

Oh god

[@mohammedebrahim5417]

@@zakriddiford155 You realize this is a joke even Dream would make right?

[@rorymax]

Super Green Pig huh

[@brody_pierogi]

Hbdftfhdh oh my goodness

[@AwesomeGummy]

Xd that’s good

[@ImagineBurger]

Guy: KZbin is to learn from your mistakes and bad videos Dream: i hope this is one of them **Destruction 100** 18:09

[@rui7244]

That laugh Dream did tho. It hit me 😭😂

[@scav-enger5598]

Oof

[@randomlad7851]

Mind size: *Mega* Oof size: *Large*

[@classicallover8153]

Haha

[@FazeThruWallz]

This guy got sent to H A L L O F S H A M E.

[@beaniecollection5152]

Dream is just busting people who disagree with him left and right. He isn’t even being snooty about it! I love Dream! 💚

[@beehachu1032]

10:24 "ten in a row" "shut up" I CANTTTTTTTTTT

[@szymonwolski7394]

same

[@quantxmm]

what killed me was when everytime he made the jump he went into f5 mode to look into the camera as a taunt 😂

[@KimDokjassluttywaist]

Lmaoooo

[@lilahb]

Omg I DIED

[@idoit6776]

Well, the hater was right about nothing. But at least he knows dream wasnt able to keep track when counting to ten that one time.

[@Love.Leaf.K3]

Love how low-key passive aggressive dream is when he explains himself like: they say he prob just couldn't do it, Dream: let me show you me doing it 10 times Edit: this is meant in no way shape or form as hate I personally think it's funny and adorable and makes the video better

[@bebetterthanthepersonyouwe5857]

Dream:don't send hate The comments: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@freedomchaser9664]

I feel like doing that exact thing

[@idkwhattotypefr]

@Calvin Lundquist he deserves it tbh, he botched up his video and made it so onesided (all for views) he should say sorry if it was a mistake but right now theyre streaming just bitching about everything and being as salty as possible

[@kevonho3809]

@Calvin Lundquist that's just how it is today. You fuck one thing up and you're screwed. im not defending happyheart, if anything he should've taken more time to make the video

[@nojot0]

@@idkwhattotypefr You haven't even watched the original video, have you? He even defended Dream and tried to understand it from his perspective!

[@idkwhattotypefr]

@@nojot0 nah it doesent excuse the rest of the video, they recklessly put together a 1 sided video which was extremely biased against dream. Its really pathetic, just go to their stream now its just rambling and bitching about dream

[@Chloe-fh8bs]

Him: “Dream could not do this 5 block jump” Dream: “This is me doing the jump 10 times in a row, sped up for your viewing pleasure” probably the most pettiest thing I’ve ever heard and I love it 😂

[@RandomPerson-gf6gd]

This is what I would do whenever I’m in an argument and they think I can’t do something. Dream argues the same way as me lol

[@Chloe-fh8bs]

@@RandomPerson-gf6gd honestly same here, fav thing is to prove someone wrong on things that they’ve spent hours trying to convince people that they’re right

[@RandomPerson-gf6gd]

@@Chloe-fh8bs that’s the best feeling ever.

[@xkryde]

He's basically flexing his guns😂😂

[@xkryde]

@@Chloe-fh8bs yah just slap them in the face with their "hard work" XD

[@Sue_Mizuyuu]

Dream laughs when he's angry or can't stand someone's stupidness, and everytime I hear that laugh, I say "Oh, this man is really putting up with this shit" and I really respect how mature and patient Dream is...

[@wyxkit2343]

is someone gonna tell him or...

[@gillianwithag2416]

Wyxkit KitKat tell him what

[@deelie]

@@wyxkit2343 tell what

[@cac2s479]

@@wyxkit2343 :?

[@TryHardGamerYT]

@@wyxkit2343 wat

[@shanulon9888]

It´s so terrible that dream can´t do a thing without someone saying that he is lying or cheating

[@richarddurkee4617]

But he did cheat on the speed run. Watch Matt Parker’s explanation video if you don’t believe me.

[@sanfordgaming4801]

@@richarddurkee4617 u r just a dream stan and go back to the shadow realm and never come back

[@stinky6510]

@@sanfordgaming4801 LMAO

[@Mari-ns3ki]

@@sanfordgaming4801 Do you know what a dream stan is

[@crab_computer]

Because they're jealous schizos who's in denial

[@swusty2920]

“he stole MY money” how does one steal your money without it even being yours in the first place?

[@TessaBain]

I don't know. Ask all the anti-piracy morons.

[@flamingnar1015]

the money that was rightfully his

[@rendomstranger8698]

@@flamingnar1015 How? His video was 3 years old. It had made him all the money it was going to. He wouldn't have made more than a few pennies if Dream never made his video. And Dream used the video for the purpose of commentary, which falls under review. So there is nothing rightful about demanding the money that Dream made.

[@Coolwoobyer]

Fair point.

[@flamingnar1015]

@@rendomstranger8698 Idk if u know this but ub3rs vid actually didn't get that many more views from dream's vid. And as Dreams video is based almost entirely on ub3r's video a 3% increase in views isnt really that many more

[@chunky8684]

it kinda seems like he's not trying to prove a point, like he's only trying to belittle dream

[@Bananasforthesoul]

Probably a speed runner who could never beat dreams record

[@baidehiedas865]

@@Bananasforthesoul boom roasted

[@PeaceandLove222]

I felt the same way. It's like he was just hating in dream 😂

[@moomin1362]

Nice english

[@pipsqeak7104]

Probably because his whole video is about showing problems with dreams video. Not proving a point.

[@aaliyahramirez2709]

“10 in a row.” “Shut up.” akskejjwnqna point taken LOL-

[@miko7498]

its not even hard with that setup, literally 100% strat

[@RebekahHaan]

that beat go hard

[@kuyaplaysanything1561]

HAHAHAHA. I LAUGH DO HARD AT THAT PART HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@leonanox7231]

Lmao i cant find it in the vid does anyone have a timestamp?

[@ima_silly_old_miner3934]

@@leonanox7231 around 10:26

[@AsistrialGG]

Guy: He didnt film himself doing the jump, so he probably didn’t do it. *The same guy in the background* *Misses a 3 block jump

[@hatennafromhoenn]

I love how this person tried to debunk Dream but Dream pulled a giant uno reverse card

[@thedepressedantagonist5475]

Just like he does to his friends in his manhunt videos : )

[@adriancope1689]

Charlie Swetz How so?

[@kevinlan750]

Not a debunk happyheart explicitly says it's a clearup video

[@tech807]

Charlie Swetz dude don’t be a dick about it lol

[@jlin592]

Charlie Swetz like yeah it’s criticism, but many of his points are wrong.

[@marianahuerta-hernandez2446]

“If *he* read a little better” Dang dream you really just roasted him

[@T0xicBeann]

Ink Blue yup

[@T0xicBeann]

Ink Blue I like your pfp

[@alaynac1610]

he’s pointing out the fact that dream “doesn’t spend literally everyday” on Manacube what does that even show-

[@Airuz1]

he was trying to say that dream isn't that much a part of the parkour community, instead of trying to make fun of him watch his video to gain context

[@toushei]

@@Airuz1 Ad hominem

[@olive7347]

well you clearly have to go on manacube daily if you want to talk about parkour. that's just the law btw this is sarcasm lol

[@-invalid-2882]

@@Airuz1 i hate dream fans dream's cool but all his fans are serious idiots and just is here to scream at anyone to oppose him

[@linsanity6640]

@@-invalid-2882 he explained he plays on alt account so he most likely plays on mancube i mean he's really good at parkour

[@elkasaraswati3066]

i've heard the word "momentum" here more than I ever had in my entire 3 years of physics class

[@user-je9co6cr5i]

Lol, when you get into serious parkour, you'll hear it a lot more then.

[@thechipysmp9878]

I haven't even had a physics class

[@edgarj8036]

Man, listening to ub3r was so painful. Hope he is getting his share of fatherly love because to me he sounded like he's stuck in the mindset of a 11 year old. Edit: Just to add on in case people missunderstood: I genuinely meant what I said and do really hope he learns more about the defects of his character. His statements were heavily influenced by his friend(s), but that's no excuse for that behavior.

[@ivansav4564]

Hopefully ub3r finds a job since he lost sooooo much compensation. Maybe he’ll stop crying then.

[@cake2090]

Ivan Sav just saying, ub3r does have a job. he wanted exposure, not money.

[@barmaxon]

It's one of pewdiepie's 9 years olds

[@sed3459]

@@cake2090 14:36

[@ksenyanarkevich465]

@@cake2090 and he got it. the views on his video doubled. probably got some subs as well.

[@whyaretheykinda]

Jesus, so much greed is visible when the creator starts talking about “compensation”. In the KZbin world, what more “compensation” can you expect to get other than literally everything Dream already did??

[@_shadow_1]

The kind of compensation that comes in the form of green cloth-paper with pictures of old dead guys on it.

[@ivansav4564]

He prolly wanted to be paid in cash or something. Dream doesn’t owe him anything but ub3r just a greedy person.

[@greenfox1991]

@@_shadow_1 Euro has bridges and architectural styles tho.

[@maycake4504]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@mateuszmajka2561]

When Witcher 3 was made, autor of the books was like... nah do it... it wont be a big game... when it became worldwide known... he demanded they pay him...

[@ninimao1426]

guy: so this shows that dream actually couldn't do it dream: does it 10 times in a row to prove that he could do it definition of sike

[@zaptrap4802]

its ez to do lol, just download the map and hold sprint+w+space

[@jeesperflipson8138]

Yes

[@Celestiallide]

The parts of the video saying he couldnt really do it were talking about the 6 block jump, not the 5 block jump

[@tommytomato4943]

why does everyone defend dream wtf dream did something bad and he has to accept it and he doesnt and this comment section doesnt

[@lightishredgummi]

@@tommytomato4943 what did he do that was bad?

[@yuplekei]

Person: "I've made some bad videos" Dream: "Hopefully this is one of those" LOL I'M DYING XD

[@kindasus899]

“should i have flown to his house and kissed him on the lips?!” -*george will remember that*

[@fantasiizing]

Why do I feel like I've heard that format in a game-

[@yoyo-vh3rd]

@@fantasiizing i think minecraft story mode

[@fantasiizing]

@@yoyo-vh3rd No wonder- -Sunset Luvher will remember that XD

[@Randy-ss1jg]

he also said go on his two knees

[@kindasus899]

Randy 124 he’ll have to stand cos hes kinda short

[@briana7012]

"kissed him on his lips and got down on my knees" uber: 👁️👄👁️

[@CocodileEs]

On the crafting table

[@dilonellis4821]

Real original. 🙄

[@bluku420]

@@dilonellis4821 ok Karen

[@juliaroy9861]

@@dilonellis4821 uh, what do you mean

[@CocodileEs]

@@dilonellis4821 ikr😘

[@QuentacosIsMe]

Dang Dream fought back harder than the people in my basement

[@collinregner5247]

I have 6 kids in my basement I bet that’s more than you have

[@Razuel_Valk]

hol up

[@randomisoffline]

@@collinregner5247 pathetic i have 20 kid 6 teens and 4 adults in mine Update: I now own a the state of wyoming with over 200,000,000 kids. 1,000,000 adults.

[@toastgaming1233]

@@randomisoffline wait THAT ILLEGAL

[@hcrdfju4954]

As a people living in your basement, can confirm.

[@jhoefdanielcalunsag2479]

dream:5 Block Jump This Guy:And i took that Personally

[@seth6323]

Ub3r: oh dream the bad guy Dream: literally linked him in everything he could do

[@Nixieron]

he probably made more money than him so its understandable

[@enchantedcat1192]

@@Nixieron no it's really not

[@Nixieron]

@@enchantedcat1192 if i made a video that went viral and someone used it to make even more money i would be pretty angry and upset

[@seth6323]

Enchanted Cat well yeah I would be mad too but like dream literally linked him in everything thing and after the video was 2 years old it got 1 millions views and most of those were because dream linked it also in the video you can see u3ber was perfectly fine with it before It blew up if he wasn't fine with it before it blew up then I would've changed what I said but he was perfectly fine with it so i hope that answers what your saying

[@enchantedcat1192]

@@seth6323 what?

[@amogus5700]

WHAT OTHER CREDIT COULD I HAVE GIVEN HIM? should i have flown out to him, kissed him on the lips, got down on my knees? What could i have done? -dream 2020

[@splitxz]

I mean he could've at least made an MLA or APA citation and include a work cited after the quoted sentence.

[@poppypoppy2155]

Its even funnier when i read it

[@TheGoreTheorists]

@@splitxz I mean. That isn't really needed when Uber said he didn't really need credit yet dream credited him anyways in 3 different ways

[@the_cheese_cultist]

he could've said "go see the video"

[@retrospeed2006]

What a good speech

[@ADMmachine]

''should I fly over to him and kiss him in the lips'' *_underrated phrase through the whole video_*

[@joelrached]

i died when he said that hahaha

[@poopchekhovs6664]

I was just on that when you said that

[@realroyalpandas]

"It doesnt take an expert or anything to read paragraph properly" *the screen started rotating Lmaoo that killed me

[@juliaostowicz6501]

Wait why is that funny? That’s the only part I didn’t get

[@Shiny_7413]

A MINUTE AND A HALF OF TWO PEOPLE TALKING!? WHAT!? THAT'S CRAAAAAZY!!

[@ryleethompson5457]

CLOSE FRIENDS? HAVING A CASUAL CONVERSATION?? FOR A NORMAL AMOUNT OF TIME?????????? INSANE

[@VanjaTrikic]

NOOO WAYYY

[@saltycactus6972]

NOOOO WAY A WHOLE MINUTE AND A HALF

[@richardsainz4762]

i know right ive seen youtubers with like 2 minute long intros like bruh

[@evelynborbano1001]

@@richardsainz4762 I have seen youtubers with 1 minute intro,then showing their merch for like 3 minutes...

[@ember9443]

The dude: "ive made videos, ones that i regret" Dream: hopefully this is one of them. THAT CLAP BACK THO DAMNNNNNNN

[@dumbass5818]

I agree

[@devilix7132]

Yes

[@imhafzee]

And it was

[@hannahramadani3841]

Yesssss this is the BIGGIST CLAP BACK

[@potatochipanimations6810]

Plan a funeral for this guy-

[@_Sixthstep]

The most satisfying feeling in the world is hearing the world "illegal" used in a response video

[@anon_y_mous6709]

It's good man not all of us made it past 5the Grade.........word*

[@rxzd_]

@@anon_y_mous6709 was that really necessary?

[@thing4826]

@@anon_y_mous6709 okay buddy.

[@kheilasreti4535]

@@anon_y_mous6709 as you would know... 5th*

[@anon_y_mous6709]

@@kheilasreti4535 lmao all of you coming after me like flies to shit. It was a joke snowflakes and I misspeeeled 5th on purpose lmfao (edit) Two**** 🤣😂

[@ximonmc3077]

I love how happy is just trying to roast Dream, while failing at both parkour disses.

[@user-je9co6cr5i]

Is happy roasting Dream? He was just asking questions. And oh, so it's like when you just start out of parkour, you're a god? Huh? When you first started parkour, you failed too.

[@n1mra.]

@@user-je9co6cr5i uh I think it wasn’t serious, you good?

[@Fewless]

ub3r: "i dont care if you credit me or not" video: **blows up** ub3r: "yea, he didn't credit me enough"

[@nickg3890]

ㅤSculation I don’t get how u could believe all of that bs. I’m not going to even waste my time typing out a whole paragraph disproving all that was said in that essay. Just honestly. Get a life.

[@gurtison6883]

The Pro Gamer i don’t get how you would care enough to say anything in the first place, dream gave him plenty of credit and even had proof. Plus it’s a fucking joke my dude, laugh it off and just go complain to the next person

[@Fewless]

@@nickg3890 sad that he removed his comment lmao

[@whisperoflife3559]

docs.google.com/document/d/15EJnTGbyKd0QIsYdW2WtbJrRFu1LA7uUKnWt8U32R54/edit

[@cookie_416]

@@nickg3890 r u actually gonna complain about a small thing grow up and how about you get a life

[@glanni]

Also, why does the guy act like a Dream video being longer is a bad thing in any way? Lmao Most of us would have watched a 80 minute video about jumping if it's coming from Dream.

[@stew148]

Well I know that most of us (or at least me) watched the hour long video of Illumina vs Dream and the whole time they were just having ocean battles.

[@FluffiePanda]

Deadass lmao

[@Fattipotato79]

Elsa frost is bad fanfic:)

[@nolanpolan1v1rainbow16]

Yeah lol

[@jacklyons3710]

Like the one where it was dream causing illumina is a boat.

[@chuck3463]

I can’t take the word “shenanigans” seriously so that whole argument at 4:20 was just hilarious to me

[@peteriscaune9925]

Thats what Dream tried to say

[@memedkrooster7993]

Hehe 420

[@NotSandhorst]

yep its 420 for a reason aha!

[@daaeiis4005]

I did a five block jump once, I was so excited because it took me so much tries

[@Luck-ier]

Happy: “I’ve made bad videos, ones that I regret” Dream: *”H O P E F U L L Y T H I S I S O N E O F T H E M”*

[@GatoCoder]

i agree with dream. xD

[@ethangagnon783]

that was so funny lol

[@ghostella_8348]

That guy:im not starting a drama or anything to offend dream Also that guy: he stole money from me

[@vindovilles3419]

Ummm excuse me?

[@Roseee_]

@@vindovilles3419 LMAO you were waiting for this weren't you?

[@sabirj2074]

I want to like but there’s 69 likes

[@sabirj2074]

Or there was

[@vindovilles3419]

@@Roseee_ yeah I had this name for this exact reason lol

[@sammy-nt8ed]

I’m sorry but i *LOVE* dream dragging this man but respectfully

[@benedictmarva1450]

have you ever seen a golden reverse card? (no offense)

[@lobsterlobstershoenice641]

Yeah that dude is such a liberal

[@thearcanehunter2736]

ikr? It's like how I'd disprove people.

[@lobsterlobstershoenice641]

Smiley Boi shut up liberal

[@capybara809]

Rayhan Rinzan bruh dont even try to fight with the dude guaranteed that dude is a highschool edgelord

[@mukesh36333]

15:58 HIM FAILING THAT JUMP WAS TRIGGRING ME SOO MUCH

[@7XQO]

ME TOOOO

[@mycatsnameisbii8323]

Dream Should Study Law His Voice is Scary when hes Mad... Edit: When hes Screaming.

[@evanhernandez9324]

🤣🤣🤣yes

[@lluciel25]

He really is tho 😅

[@andreacarreon2333]

RMKingOfCats ฅ'ω'ฅ yo where did he get mad at him I need a time stamp bc BOY ILL BE LAUGHING HARD

[@oliviahammer1177]

RMKingOfCats ฅ'ω'ฅ yes this def true

[@ecogreen123]

when he is calm, he sounds really sophisticated. when he's mad, he sounds terrifyingly brutal... to say the *LEAST*

[@AveRay_]

This is like CinemaSins but it's dream laughing at some guy who didn't do his homework

[@amethyst_dawn]

And it's unlike CinemaSins because Dream actually makes good points.

[@maycake4504]

Dream should insert a *ding*

[@walterunknown4821]

This reminds me of the criticism levels of a leafly or griffin video

[@hexamax4274]

May Cake *gasp* Big brain time

[@slix_on_top7517]

That’s why I haven’t been posting on his main channel he’s posting on this one

[@flooperswastaken]

*”What more credit could I have POSSIBLY given him? Should I have flown out to him and kissed him on the lips??”* This had me dead lmao

[@IcyDrack]

"Get on my knees?" Killed me LMAO

[@angeltolentinoo7489]

IcyDrack I thought i was the only one who rlly thought abt that 🤣

[@-mikko-1373]

Tbh that's exactly what he should have done

[@londondafunion0790]

@@-mikko-1373 yes honestly

[@imaginehavingyoutube2152]

Naw, the quote, "Should I have flown out to him, and kissed him on the lips, and got down on my knees?" really got me.

[@illusionaryheart3325]

I love how his argument is “he didn’t do enough research” when a little bit of research could have shown half of his arguments were invalidated

[@bobster3148]

Incorrect

[@Ihaveararehandle]

@@bobster3148 Correct

[@tarsierr]

More like 25% without ubers interview

[@zzykrkv8322]

Mayo Warrior what "research" should he have done? Because he is 100% factually correct when saying that the 5 block jump vid was poorly researched and as a result filled with misinformation

[@Ihaveararehandle]

@@zzykrkv8322 *Explain*

[@samjia3734]

For over a astonishing minute and a half

[@alexandermcalister1518]

I am *Astonished*

[@josegarcia6997]

He probobly said that cuz the longest conversation hes had lasted under 30 seconds

[@yukkuri9144]

That’s what she said

[@k.e2311]

@Jose Garcia You just killed the man

[@sophiax2096]

@@josegarcia6997 probably :D

[@velvetcoat]

I hate people like that “HoPefUlLy hE lEarNs fRom tHis ExpErieNcE”

[@benedictmarva1450]

me:what is there for dream to learn happy:yes

[@beanboy1286]

Nice profile pic

[@the_cheese_cultist]

@@benedictmarva1450 to research better next time to avoid spreading of misinformation and to realize certain people might realize things differently

[@trevorbilliot2625]

Eyal Zusiman show me where Dream is guilty of this. Maybe I’m not seeing something

[@the_cheese_cultist]

@@trevorbilliot2625 he (accidentally) spread misinformation (infinite momentum doesn't exist) and the way he said thing might (and did) imply that to many people

[@gkoonie]

“Didn’t write a big paragraph” made laugh my a** of so hard that i fell of my chair. XD

[@mmvi8927]

It’s so satisfying every time he proves him wrong

[@ryancantpvp]

Dream actually made more wrong statements than happyheart dude

[@roncoronacion6829]

@@ryancantpvp bruh no he didn't dream explained everything

[@the_cheese_cultist]

@@roncoronacion6829 no he didnt. 4 block jump is different than a 4 block and 1 high jump happyheart asked experienced parkourists and is a parkourist himself, while dream brought a friend of him and a couple random dudes from discord

[@lucascocks]

@@the_cheese_cultist So... general people... most people.. most people that think it's a 4 block jump...

[@who0699]

Same

[@sophie1187]

i love that this is the most drama we get in this community

[@imjusthanginman6225]

minecraft block jumps lmao

[@cleangamer220]

Ikr like when is someone going to commit tax fraud or something you know?

[@mateopaez1020]

Team crafted

[@fab9207]

The MC community is pedo infested lol

[@deleteduser8574]

*cries in smash Bros*

[@skiddle4284]

7:47 Everyone: haha yeah that would be ridiculous George: *nervous sweating*

[@yurutsuki002]

Lmao underrated

[@WaterDragon19]

That profile picture says it all lmao

[@braydensmith2456]

Omg this comment is genius

[@emem7242]

@@braydensmith2456 it's dreamius (sorry)

[@leeela4850]

lmaoo that’s what i was thinking 😭😭😂

[@bridshh2100]

I love your responses to "debunks"

[@xnicchi3003]

12:04 did i just hear george say “heh” or am I watching them too much-

[@stephaniesauer3407]

Omg you're right

[@ieatkids1692]

how did u even hear that???

[@lienisacow]

i thought that was dream lol

[@boba9272]

wait a damn minute

[@candlelight6817]

I think you are right. Or I am just hearing things again ;-;

[@josephfield6969]

Description: “please don’t send hate to Happyheart” Gotta love Dream for his positivity

[@eaglesb]

also gotta love happyheart for saying the exact same thing

[@exordial9266]

@@eaglesb but it backfired him LMAO

[@kevinlan750]

@@exordial9266 no it didnt backfire, cuz no hate has been sent to dream in seems so far. Which is good and it should stay that way on both sides

[@claum_]

69th like 😎

[@januzairamli4426]

I'm surprised that happyheart has more dislikes than Ub3r

[@geylesbean1286]

Uber: *makes 5 block jump vid* Dream: “I’m bout to make this man’s whole career” Uber: “He SToLe mY MonEY” Dream: “I’m bout to end this man’s whole career”

[@miruxa.]

Noice

[@Zoova]

👌

[@graymudkip1015]

I was actually subbed to ub3r beforehand from one of his larger parkour map videos, but I agree that dream definitely brought a lot of people to ub3r and brought him a a lot of subs

[@jamesroystudios6699]

Noice

[@10thletter40]

@@graymudkip1015 fr he needs to chill he literally had a whole info tag