Rey WHO?!

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

Check out my Star Wars animations playlist for more videos just like this! kzbin.info/aero/PLopl3F-3Rzek_YEVt2h72MZyoOjaVz3gA

[@Rahhelthethird]

The woman: "Rey...and you are alone...so Rey Solo~"

[@alexiserlexcc]

tHat would have made more sense tbh

[@obiwanfisher537]

Oh my god don't remind me of that crap

[@miloelite]

Lol😅

[@TheHardys01]

It should've been Rey Solo.

[@DrFranklynAnderson]

Her name in the original draft of Episode 9, before the first director left and JJ took over, was actually going to be Rey Solana. SOLo orgANA Man, I wonder who her parents were going to be! 😂

[@abx_yenway]

"Skywalker? Like that Luke kid that went on the run right after his aunt and uncle were horribly murdered under suspicious circumstances? That Skywalker?"

[@giantidiot31]

"Wha- whaaat? Where I'm from, Skywalker is a *very* common last name!"

[@Trazynn]

That's even funnier than the video. The whole sketch should have been that old lady grilling Rey about what happened during a New Hope.

[@KenMabie]

went on the run and joined a anti government terrorist group .. dont leave that part out

[@Hewbroc]

@@Trazynn Facts.

[@thomriley1036]

"That Skywalker kid was never right... Why, back before the Lars murders, he spent all his time womanizing at Hoochi Station, or shooting small animals with his gang of hoodlums down in Beggar's Canyon."

[@Vicky-xc3br]

Omg, I just can't see Anakin and Obi-Wan the same since the training videos. Your portrait of their relationship is sooo canon. "Will you shut up about sand, Anakin?" LMAOO HAHA.

[@christianbryan7474]

"What makes you a Skywalker?" Losing a hand.

[@timewarpdrive77]

Shmi just had really good prosthetics

[@williamkrause5585]

Well she definitely doesn’t fall into that category

[@Zahkrosis]

It's a fun family tradition.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@williamkrause5585She’s young, give it time /j

[@antonlazarev7728]

War crimes

[@The.kitchen8]

'Rey palpawalker'

[@SpencerfromEarth]

Rey Skytine

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

This Is The Way

[@thomasmiller8289]

Palpater

[@smickothesmickest]

Rey Skywalpatine, try saying that 5x fast Also is that schrodingers L??

[@mastermichael0751]

Rey Skypeatine

[@nilbogoblin6207]

Don't worry, Finn receives his training... in the Lego Christmas special.

[@ArbiterPrime]

Which isn’t canon. [Insert sad face here] D:

[@roozbeh6999]

​​​@@ArbiterPrimeno Disney slop is considered canon to fans

[@themarsman5155]

​@@roozbeh6999So Andor isn't canon?

[@roozbeh6999]

@@themarsman5155 I'm going to wait for it to finish before answering that question. For now, it's way better than any Disney slop .

[@seanm241]

@@themarsman5155 nope, great show tho. Best Star Wars thing since Disney acquired it

[@i_am_ergo]

Anakin just won't shut up about sand, will he?

[@username1660]

Considering the amount of emotional baggage the guy could bring to bear, they're lucky he's only going to cry about sand for eternity

[@Ash-Winchester]

How can anyone shut up about sand? it's rough and course and it gets everywhere, It comes in a variety of colors and has some extra absorbency, it can be light, it can be dark, you heat it just so and it turns into glass. It really has a lot to offer.

[@CreedoTheGamer]

I mean it WAS his lightsaber I’d be mad too

[@stranger5011]

He kind of has a point, sand sucks

[@VincentTornude]

have you been to the beach? It stays with you for months.

[@JagoShogun]

it's kinda wholesomethat all three of them are together after death. Still teasing eachother while Anakin is younger than both combined.

[@pellonpoika]

I mean, if he was older than both combined, I guess you could call them the ones Anakin slaughtered.

[@NKN82]

Because there are can't be Darth Vader force ghost. Or war will continue even there if Vader, Sidius, Maul also join force ghosts universe.

[@JagoShogun]

Of course not. He's not his suit or his lacerations. @@NKN82

[@brbbiobreak]

Rey Starwars

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

These really are the Star Wars

[@SpencerfromEarth]

@@MatthewMcCleskey These really are some of the wars of our stars.

[@DanceTranced]

Like sand getting everywhere, these are the wars of our stars.@@SpencerfromEarth

[@keoghanwhimsically2268]

Rey Disney™ Star Wars™

[@OffendEveryoneImmediately]

Rey Kennedy

[@ghostderazgriz]

"Who are you?" Rey "Rey who?" Rey Skywalker "Since When?" Uhh... Just now? "How?" I... I guess I chose it... "Why?" You're a nosy old lady "What's your middle name?" Don't have one. "Who were your parents?" Ok, what are you even doing here? "What is your mother's maiden name" I don't know. Why do you want names? "What is your pet's name?" Is this an account verification? Are you hacking me right now? "Where were you born?" Ok, I'm out.

[@ulrickts]

Gotta love that Luke and Kenobi are old when they are ghosts but Anakin gets to be in his prime for eternity.

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

You can't really call the movie "The Rise of Skywalker" if all the Skywalkers are dead by the end. She's a Palpatine.

[@Nintendoggy]

I assume Rise of Rey didn't sound quite as catchy, and Rise of Palpatine wouldn't... actually, that would've been better, as it could to imply to mean to both the Sith Lord and Rey.

[@C5Dynamite]

Kill the past. The force is female

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

I'd pay huge amount of money to seeing a Rey Palpatine film with lots of fanservice in it@@Nintendoggy.

[@TheBlindRaven]

This is why when they named it that I thought she was a Skywalker lol. Then that ending 😅

[@sherdest5141]

Rise of P

[@andrewspears8891]

Rey Vengeofthesith

[@YorkJonhson]

Aaay

[@skip-4259]

Rey Turnofthejedi

[@CheekiTiki]

@@skip-4259 Rey Sofskywalker, oh wait fuck

[@charlotte78369]

"Rey'd Shadow Legend"

[@TeronTheGorefiend]

Rey Skinwalker

[@megaman37456]

When Star Wars turns into a Horror series.

[@Pope_Palpatine_the_first]

IDENTITY THEFT ISN'T A JOKE REY!!! 😠

[@Austroid]

"Millions suffer every year!"

[@MarshallLeeFlames]

"Luke!"

[@txbaca4861]

​@@MarshallLeeFlames"Oh haha very funny Rey...LUKE!!!"

[@AKcess_Dnied]

Tauntauns. Porgs. Death Star Galactica.

[@BasedChad1]

Luke "I mean, what really makes you a Skywalker?" Anakin: "Familial relations" 💀

[@skdKitsune]

I mean... he's right lol

[@PalpatinesPlumber]

What makes you a Skywalker? - The attempt on youngling lives

[@RestlessRebel]

That easy?

[@reinxraidenchannel9807]

@@RestlessRebel It is a youngling, pretty easy 1v1

[@alexeydemidchenko561]

​@@reinxraidenchannel9807idk, Luke lost his

[@teamofone1219]

And losing a hand.

[@Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets]

*Rey looks at the binary sunset and sees a force ghost of the Episode 9 Fridge ad crossover* "Reyfrigerator"

[@WildWeavile]

Respect to Luke for looking out for Finn, even though...he had never met him lmao

[@skylersimpson4692]

No, it’s dumb. Why tf would he want fin to be a Jedi? Doesn’t even have any Jedi qualities? He’s also stupid af lol just pandering

[@Bladez10]

The real reason why Luke tossed his light saber and ran in The Last Jedi was because he was expecting Finn to be the one to return it to him.

[@ERRandDEL]

R2 probably told him

[@weareharbinger914]

To be fair, Anakin has a point, burying incredibly dangerous weapons in the sand where they will almost certainly be exposed at some point as it was only like a foot down, is a really bad idea. But she barely knew the skywalkers. This would be like taking someone's surname(without their permission) after knowing them for a couple months, and both of them dying. Still weird.

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

I can understand it coming from a place of respect but this usage just feels kind of like theft. Lineages carry weight in Star Wars franchise, so taking a name you have no claim to is basically like being the last person present when an ultra rich person dies then going "oh no, my uncle who I loved very much!" when the life alert people show up on the scene. They arent going to do a genetic test right there on the spot and if that person had no next of kin, you kinda weaseled your way in based on dumb luck and timing.

[@tommyfanzfloppydisk]

anakin just hates sand, its not that deep

[@ShiningDarknes]

Indeed, she didn't burry them that deep at all.@@tommyfanzfloppydisk

[@Fenris30]

Yeah at least the Chick from the Titanic fucked the guy and was in love with him when she took his name. Shouldn't she have taken Ben's Name since they were a "Diad"? I guess Rey Solo doesn't have the same ring to it even though she seemed far closer to Han then Luke. Even stole his ship.

[@LazzyVamples]

I dare you to pick any desert, pick a random spot, bury something a foot deep in it and then see how long it takes for somebody to discover it.

[@Fenris30]

Why was an Old woman out strolling in the middle of Nowhere in a sand people infested death trap like Tattoine like she's going to the Market when Luke needed a Landspeeder to get places?

[@Corey.Coolidge]

Rey is a damn thief. She's stealing that property by claiming to be a Skywalker. When the authorities come by to see who has been squatting she uses that name, shows that Shimi and Luke were both family members there and bam! Now she's a property owner. You know how hard it is to get property these days?

[@alduintheanti-dragonborn]

Get the IRS involved, tell them that she is committing tax fraud and they'll easily take her down.

[@brandonlehner7384]

Ironically, this is exactly how it goes in robot chicken

[@Corey.Coolidge]

@@brandonlehner7384 That's probably why this video doesn't touch on that. No one wants to be accused of joke theft.

[@PsypherWolf]

She stole the ship, the sword, the droid and the name. A true Palpatine, indeed.

[@SpikedKirby]

I would love to read a short fanfic about the IRS taking down Rey for tax fraud @@alduintheanti-dragonborn

[@matthefantasy9053]

Leia disapearing when she saw Anakin is so funny, especilay because in the EU after the battle of Endor, Anakin actullay came to her and she just told him to leave and never come back, and so he did. He never visitid her again

[@potsdam28]

She wasn’t as ready to forgive him for his acts as Vader

[@johno1544]

Strike one is burying lightsabers in sand 😅

[@TheFlyingRaptor]

Rey "identifying” as a Skywalker is just so cringe. It's bad enough she gets to Mary Sue all the way up to Jedi Grand Master. Now she gets to declare herself a Skywalker? Please...

[@llamareactionstudios7208]

I like how these are like reasonable reactions from them rather than just them instantly saying that Rey doesn't deserve to be called a Skywalker. Luke, the main Skywalker of the light side, focuses on how Rey calling herself a Skywalker could be good for the future of the Jedi. Anakin, the original Skywalker, is the most skeptical considering Rey is a direct relative of the person who manipulated him for years, but isn't outright against it. Obi-Wan, the closest thing to a non-blood related Skywalker, and Mr. "No dealing in absolutes", is here questioning the requirements to "be" a Skywalker. Perfection.

[@brendo7363]

She's a skywalker because BRAND RECOGNITION

[@jakoblevantinus9113]

This. Thanks for articulating my thoughts. There is no gimmick with this video, it is just a pleasantly nuanced discussion between familiar characters. I'd wager the most sophisticated video in their SW series.

[@McShmoodle]

So many people dismiss her being a Skywalker simply because they don't like the character, rather than consider how the actual Skywalkers feel about it. Well put.

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

Jacen Solo lost his hand in his fight against his Aunt Mara Jade; Anakin lost his hand against Obi-Wan in the 2D Clone Wars, and Luke Skywalker lost his hand against his father Anakin, which I count these people to being all true Skywalkers more than Rey, and I'll always refer to her as Rey Palpatine because that's what she is@@McShmoodle.

[@Nightley4]

Skywalker's name is a legend as was shown in ep.8 when a kid was telling a story. If one has to continue Jedi legacy after Luke said "Well, I'm not the last jedi, byeeeee" and dipped into the Force, taking the name is not a bad choice.

[@dangalfthedruid]

These animations have no business being this charming. The style and your performance just work. Also, ditto on Finn.

[@earthlydreamers7565]

She also was partially responsible for killing the last Skywalker, feel like that should disqualify her. Skywalker bloodline's gone while Palpatine's survived. Also Palps never specified how she had to kill him and we know he's very good at telepathically whispering in peoples' ears so those dead jedi speaking to her could've just been him pushing her to kill him so he could take over her body.

[@ghostderazgriz]

That doesn't make sense. It's presumed that Palpatine literally tells her what he wants her to do because the knowledge of the pain that such a vengeful murder will bring not outweighing the anger it would take to commit it is what he needs to forge a new sith lord in his image. If he could secretly manipulate people into it then Darth Vader could have easily been a suitable choice for reincarnation. Or ben. Or any jedi turned sith.

[@Tezunegari]

My headcanon is that the Palpatine clone won in Rise of Skywalker. He is now inside her head like Baron Harkonnen was inside Alia's head and whispered "advice" constantly (Dune). And Rey will go Sith with every Baneite Sith in her head. Huh... that has similarities to The Avatar of the Last Airbender or "The Butcher" of the web novel Worm, depending on how the influence works.

[@91Caesar]

​@ghostderazgriz the movie litterally opens with the revelation that Palpatine has been every voice in Kylo Ren's head. It's not all that hard to conceive he could have done the same to Rey.

[@ForeverLaxx]

@@ghostderazgriz Look at this guy, trying to make sense of the pointless and destructive Disney Trilogy when the writers themselves had no idea what they were doing other than wanting to erase all that came before.

[@ClassicalXD]

Did you forget? Somehow Palpatine has returned...

[@johnmccall4528]

IMHO the Solo name would have been more appropriate. It was the name of the man she looked up to like a father figure. It was the name of the woman who she trained with after Luke and it was the name of the man she loved.

[@sir1603]

Rey Organa Palpatine Solo Skywalker

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

Rey Oregano Palpatini Solowalker Skybacca

[@DeltaDanner]

And she is alone at the end of the trilogy… Solo

[@Jotaro-o]

The man she loved? Ben Solo? Ugh that relationship was so forced. I rather that not be a reason.

[@TheArklyte]

Well, tbh she couldn't call herself Palpatine without being hunted down and quartered. Would be fun if her naming herself by Luke's surname wasn't a forced attempt at "passing the torch", but instead Rey literally being unimaginative and grabbing the first surname she can. "So, you mean like the family that owned this farm? You're some kind of a relative?" [Rey proceeds to mumble the most contradicting backstory as if she's failing skill checks]

[@weareharbinger914]

Eh, I doubt it, sharing someone's name doesn't mean you'll be exactly like them, that would be weird.

[@justarandomguy2424]

@@weareharbinger914 palpatine didn't build just one but two planet destroying lasers and a lot more stuff to kill as many civilians as possible. nobody would care. She would be shot at without hesitation.

[@Idran]

@@weareharbinger914 i think the judgment towards her (in the eyes of others) would be less about her having the name and more about her not having decided to change the name like, i know if i ran into someone with the last name "hitler" or "mussolini", i'd give them a side-eye for choosing to go by it

[@Trencher1375]

TLJ is for fake fans and tourists.

[@alduintheanti-dragonborn]

@@Idran Something tells me that there might be people who'd probably take their anger out on Rey just for having Palpatine as her last name. To be fair, there is no legal documentation in the galaxy declaring her last name is Palpatine, so she's free to change her name to something else and no one can really question her.

[@darthhiro7425]

I had this thought from an older movie with HHH in it, and he goes "Rey, just Rey"

[@dividewalker5673]

No one else gonna point out how Leia nopes out of there as soon as Anakin shows up? Like she is just _not_ gonna tolerate his shit today, so off she goes. I wanna see her and Anakin fight.

[@livingcheese2910]

Now I can't get the image out of my mind about Dad Anakin arguing with his rebellious teenage daughter. lmao

[@TenthSgtSnipes]

The ENTIRE film: “who you are isn’t what defines you, it’s what you do” Rey: “but what if I just changed who I was?”

[@RyuSpike]

Rey taking on the Skywalker name would have been more impactful if Rey and Luke had a closer bond in the films. Like, they tried to imply that but there is barely enough time. The closest thing Rey had to a Master/Apprentice relationship would be with Leia, but that couldn't get enough screentime due to... unfortunate circumstances. So yeah... Disney kinda screwed themselves over for killing off Luke.

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

Yeah I didn't even get the impression they left off on the bedt terms while he was alive either. I know they planned for Leia to be a bit part of 9 originally so I know that had to have made things difficult.

[@arsarma1808]

I almost feel like she should have gone with Solo, lol.

[@raywallacefan7786]

Yeah, Carrie Fisher died almost a year before TLJ came out. It would have made more sense to keep Luke alive and have Leia die at the end of Episode XIII. She could have died of a broken heart, like her mother did.

[@TheREPPIX]

I wish when Obi-Wan asked Anakin to shut up about the sand that he'd immediately respond with a dry "no"... I feel like it would have made it perfectly accurate 😅

[@DenderFriend]

Its clear you know your stuff since Leia dipped as soon as Anakin appeared.

[@AgentM79]

A very important detail.

[@meltedcopper9247]

Luke and anakin both hated sand and left but their worst enemy's grand daughter kills their seed off head to the desert and takes their name.

[@SaxoraMcOhn]

Rey-Man *Joints disappear into thin air*

[@megaman37456]

PERFECT!

[@O4C209]

"Rey who?" "Rey...light.. saber.....sand....uh. ..Skywalker. Rey Skywalker."

[@truesoulghost2777]

Rey Sandlighter

[@DeathnoteBB]

Rey Sandsaber

[@Space_Pope]

Love this so much. Everyone's thinking it, glad it's been said.

[@MichaelBurkhalter]

It’s been said since the movie released

[@Space_Pope]

@MichaelBurkhalter not in this form...

[@garrettviewegh9028]

Love how this pretty much reflects how the fans feel at this point. Most didn’t like the sequels, some were in the middle, a few actually liked that trilogy. But as far as Rey calling herself a Skywalker goes, it’s been enough time to where fans aren’t so adamant about it, but still what some justification and clarity.

[@Vahmung]

Her one moment to pick an awesome name and she blew it. Rey Starkiller would of been so edgy.

[@peterslavik1449]

"She just got it" Anakin won a race no human could and destroyed a trade federation capitol ship at the age of 9

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

20k+ midichlorians! OFF THE CHARTS!

[@royox]

He just had faster reflexes than normal humans and he destroyed the capital ship by absolute accident (he crashed his fighter inside and started pressing buttons randomly). Meanwhile we have Rey using jedi Mind Trick and Force Pull minutes after learning "the force exists" and lifting a mountain worth of rocks after a lesson and a half with Luke.

[@FasutonemuMyoji]

@@royox Star Wars Fans hate this one weird trick: Replace all headcanon accounts of "the will of the force" with "the will of the plot" and nothing changes.

[@peterslavik1449]

@@MatthewMcCleskey copium is a hell of a drug

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

@@peterslavik1449 it's a joke. This whole channel is jokes. Relax.

[@iantunmer7987]

Who Are You? Uhhh, I am Rey Organa.

[@michaelbread5906]

This is like if Luke called himself Luke Yoda, and took the little cane with him.

[@sirthedave]

Finn really was one of the greatest tragedies of the sequel trilogy. He had SUCH an interesting backstory: A stormtrooper trained from infancy finally questions his place in the Order and leaves to join the Resistance… AND he was shown to be able to wield a lightsaber and even going toe to toe with Kylo Ren. He could’ve been such an amazing addition to the Jedi order and the Skywalker Saga, (not important, but it would’ve been so sick to have another colored Jedi apart from Mace Windu as well) but Disney just had to turn him into a bubbling idiot for the next two movies whose only purpose is to shout ‘REY!’ every few minutes. Such an utter waste…

[@jinushaun]

Exactly. Even worse when you watch the interviews and he’s the only Star Wars nerd in the cast. They did him dirty.

[@TheRealNormanBates]

"I'm Rei" "Rei who?" 🎶 "Rei, a drop of golden sun! Me, Skywalker, I call myself. Far, a long, long time ago! 🎶 🎶 "Solo, a loose plot thread... Rawr, Chewie following so-lo! T, HX-1138, and that brings us back to 🎶 (looks at the *Star Wars* franchise) 🎶 _"D'OH!"_ 🎶

[@nusbaumtanner]

I appreciate this creativity

[@JamezGrimm]

Just like a Paplpatine to start a legacy through deception and a lie. 😂

[@robinlaszlo]

Whoever you have voice Anakin does the sadboy monotone talking so well.

[@agaeus]

Every time Anakin spoke, I was in stitches. Your impression is fabulous (intonation, arrogance, impudence, etc.)

[@DIN_NER]

"even if it is a little... forced." ☠

[@grimsgraveyard3598]

Strike one is burying lightsabers in sand.

[@darkglass3011]

Old lady: Who are you? Kylo: Ben. Old Lady: Ben who? Ben: ...Ben Skywalker. This to me would have been way better because he started off as Ben Solo, but rejected his birth name. In coming full circle, he decides to honor both his parents by readopting his birth first name and carrying on the Skywalker family name.

[@ImperativeGames]

But he is a white man. In modern Star Wars it's like being a Jew in Germany in 1930s. Immediate disqualification.

[@LocalSlasher]

​@@ImperativeGamesWhat an idiotic and gross thing to say.

[@roozbeh6999]

​@@LocalSlasherhe's right though

[@SilverTriforce25]

@@LocalSlasher What an idiotic and gross thing to reply.

[@megaman37456]

@@LocalSlasher He's literally right though. The modern trend in entertainment these days is Women are always right even when they are grossly incompetent, and Men are to be treated as punching bags and training dummies whilst made to look stupid at every conceivable point in time. In other words, yeah a Jew in Germany in the 1930's is pretty accurate, which is fucking terrifying.

[@themarvelanddcmarshlands]

I personally take less issue with her claiming the name Skywalker and more so that with as much as she knew about Leia, she should have known that Tattoine would be the LAST place any Skywalker would want their lightsabers buried at. It was a planet that held nothing but memories of slavery, death, great depression and misery

[@MidnightDStroyer]

We get it, Ani. Sand is rough & it's course & it gets everywhere. It won't be long before those buried lightsabers wind up corroding & decaying...After all, the rate at which that happens depends on the materials used to make them.

[@Sorain1]

But... wouldn't Anakin have used the most resistant materials vs Sand, if only because he's used to it being a problem for stuff he uses? (Also you know, 'screw sand' and all.)

[@cheesyboygouda]

Redeem a name that has been related to evil for years: 😒 Take the name of the family that took care of you and taught you how to be a great pilot: 😒 Take the name of some random old man that was mean to you and had no deeper relationship with you other than being your sensei for like 2 minutes: 😎

[@Altair4611]

Would be hilarious if a palpatine brings back the jedi order kill me

[@whitehawk4099]

"I'm Rey, Rey Cist"

[@produccionesluxy]

anakin must've been SO mad at the fact that she buried his lightsabeR in sand, its kind of admirable that he stayed calm this whole video

[@DefecTec]

1:45 bro everything went beyond perfect for Rey, it hurts to watch. Daisy Ridley could’ve killed the role if the character was written well

[@DefecTec]

@@immikeurnot she seems like a nice girl, but I guess we won’t since they butchered it so bad

[@stanlee4ever278]

As someone who actually enjoys the Sequel Trilogy, I love these videos because they are actually really funny. They actually poke fun at the movies in a really funny way withiut being overtly mean spirited. I appreciate that a lot!

[@Arkanthrall]

Calling herself Skywalker is cultural appropriation.

[@sascha495]

"Rey'd Shadow Legends"

[@KingOfMadCows]

Rey-lying on nostalgia

[@The_Trash_Boat]

They made a video on an over Rey-used meme and made it funny

[@Doctorgeo7]

Reasonable and believable responses from Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Luke. Although I'd have thought Luke and Anakin would have been confused about burying their lightsabers here. Tattoine isn't exactly a place with good vibes for any of them.

[@seraphinamcholland8353]

It always bothered me too. Burying their legacy on the planet they both grew up on wanting to flee. But it also kinda fits the whole adopting a legacy, but knowing little of it. Like taking a brief look at a wiki page. Also a bit of a side issue of writing cause she also grew up on shit desert planet, so she probably wouldn't have sought to settle there either, but they wanted a sentimental moment that evoked the prior trilogies at the same time and no other location really was teed up for it.

[@truesoulghost2777]

Luke and Anakin both say: This bitch really tarnished our reps and then stole our name....

[@richardpatterson7084]

"I'm Rey. Rey Morbius. It's Reybin time"

[@Grigorii-j7z]

"Rey who?" "MA REY SUUUU!"

[@noahsibahi-jackson8757]

What is with Disney and burying lightsabers and destroying legacy characters lol for gods sake, as if it wasn’t already an issue with the atrocious characters they create in Rey.

[@zerx9926]

- Who? - Rey Skywalk... - Asked?

[@Violet_Knight]

"Rey... Rey-Bans" *Puts on sunglasses, turns out the whole sequel trilogy was just an ad for a sunglasses company*

[@Xeonerable]

That would've been a better ending.

[@EtherD86]

Immediately followed by a cut into "Who Are You" - The Who.

[@DevineInnovations]

“Rey-d Shadow Legends”

[@NobodySpecialNerdery]

These give me a strange amount of peace about the movies

[@hotcoffeedude]

I've watched a lot of these and I think I just like their version better.

[@zaqattack1423]

Lukes like "that ain't my fucking child"

[@Jhowy-wu3mr]

😄I honestly would’ve preferred her just give a little smirk and a shrug and say 😌”just Rey”. It would’ve still achieved what a lot of people thought they were going for in episode 8. Like names and lineage don’t matter. The past doesn’t matter. Everyone is their own person and you decide whether you want to use your abilities and talents to help or harm those you encounter in life. Like how Ben was a Skywalker which means he had great lineage but Rey’s parents were nobodies in episode 8. Yet she could still find the strength to stand equal to him. Or how Ben was a skywalker which means he should have been good while Rey was revealed to be a Palpatine in episode 9 meant she should have been evil but both followed completely different paths in life despite their bloodlines. Rey spent the trilogy wondering who she really was or where she came from. Only to be horrified by the truth. Idk I would’ve liked to see her end her journey realizing names and titles don’t really matter and that only she decides what her destiny will be. Not those that came before. Could’ve ended a poorly written final movie with a pretty solid message😅.

[@bloodred255]

To be a skywalker you need to be conceived by the force. Or the child of someone like that. Considering reys lineage makes no sense she either rejected it, or other force magic meanings

[@aDeadlyDonut]

Top tier Hayden impression

[@michaelchristy506]

This is why I don’t consider anything made by Disney as canon

[@ladymecha8718]

This made more sense than the actual movie! 😂

[@jonsku6662]

Hope what we've heard about the potential script for the next movie isn't true or else they'd have a whole new conversation to go over, possibly including Rey herself on that... (You know, the one where Rey ended up pregnant with twins through Kylo because The Force pulled a deus ex machina)

[@cacklebabygg6156]

Not Dues ex machina. Dues ex machina is something like a rock giant saving Oppenheimer in Oppenheimer. It literally is something impossible for the universe of the story saves a character.

[@mercuriallily]

Not gonna lie, your Star Wars videos have all been fantastic

[@fab-ian]

It annoyed me that her entire arc in this movie was accepting who she is and then she called herself by the wrong name 😭

[@quinterosjorge2]

This, for me, is the new canon

[@Yabuturtle]

This is why I really felt why she should have been Anakin reincarnated. That alone would explain so much. Why she is so strong, why she has a connection to the skywalkers, why Anakin's saber called out to her and why Anakin's ghost was absent. Plus the prophecy would still be fulfilled if the reincarnation of the chosen one destroys the Sith.

[@PokeHokage]

Honestly if they had a movie set a couple hundred years into the future and the Jedi were now named skywalkers I would like that more.

[@nusbaumtanner]

shhhh, stop thinking of plot lines that could actually make sense and be interesting

[@JustDaZack]

"Will You shut up about sand, Anakin..." 😂

[@zackwyatt169]

remember the moral of the movie is to not be afraid of who you are and rey completely spits on that by being afraid to call herself a Palpatine

[@bubaloow123]

I like these videos far more than I actually like star wars.

[@JoeUzzolino]

Disney murdered the skywalker family.

[@tensaantares]

"Rey Treycing" 👁️👄👁️

[@chebroadnax]

"if Finn isn't a Jedi soon, I'm gonna lose it." Thank you for that.

[@Techrideretc.6793]

“I don’t like sand”-Anakin Skywalker (attack of the clones movie?)

[@WielkieOdpowiedzi]

jeez i would like someone to erase that rey and all others from "disney sw" out of my memory forever

[@iveyyewitt1621]

Thank you for that ending. Put a huge smile on my face.

[@thislink1519]

The duality in this video is comedic genius.

[@darkflamestudios]

100% Shiv Palpatine, idk what movie you watched but that's what Disney gave us.

[@ericchung3177]

I feel like her saying “Just Rey” like she did earlier in the film would’ve been more thematically poignant. Like… she barely knew Luke. I’ve had camping trips longer than her little spat on the island.

[@Rubberbucket0038]

Genuinely just needed this laugh thank you so much man.

[@Jason0binladen]

I thought someone was supposed to bring balance to the force? I thought Luke did it until I watched the sequels

[@megaman37456]

Vader did it by killing Palps, the Disney Trilogy is non-canon

[@SirVyre]

Rey Skypatine and her new Sweet Baby Rey's BBQ Sauce. It's not really BBQ sauce, but don't tell its fans that!