Ricky Gervais - Armageddon - ''Local Pedophile'' Joke

Ricky Gervais dishes out controversial takes on political correctness and oversensitivity in a taboo-busting comedy special about the end of humanity.

[@maxandmols9526]

His commitment to the bit is legendary

[@DrCruel]

That's why his wife likes him.

[@jimmythemadostrich8947]

@maxandmols9526 what reply was removed? The irony. Censored /removed comments on a Ricky Gervais clip.

[@maxandmols9526]

@@jimmythemadostrich8947 no idea, wasn't me.

[@jimmythemadostrich8947]

@maxandmols9526 Fucking yOutuB€ censors, eh?

[@bigpauliep6992]

If Ricky's work here impresses you, you should watch his Jimmy Savile interview in it's entirety! Except you can't : because Mister Free Speech doesn't like freedom of speech when it might negatively impact him. I mean, his career at the BBC literally took off very shortly afterward, so. . .

[@janeevans5132]

I watched this last night I laughed my head off he really has a way with words and says what most people are afraid to say which makes it even funnier. Well done Ricky

[@DrCruel]

Ooi?? Is that what you call it? "A way with words?" What would you call the money shot then?

[@rubenerstrom8059]

Me to. It was perfectly splendid

[@DrCruel]

@@rubenerstrom8059 Splendid until it hits you in the eye. He'd better get that puppy.

[@pinkandfluffysuperwokeblok9859]

Literally what my mum told me, more traumatic than the truth 😂

[@rossmilner6780]

Yeah, for small children that could be the stuff of nightmares. I was in a supermarket a little while ago, when I heard this young father screaming at his three year old daughter who had wandered off. " Get here ! Do you want a man to take you! There are men in here who will take you ! " The poor little girl was hysterical. The mother did nothing at all either.

[@westaussie965]

Love how he morphs into Derek😂

[@TheDevilsAccountant]

I love him. The cultural appropriation bit had me giggling 😂

[@kw68]

It shouldn’t be funny!.. But his delivery and faces kill me Brilliant comedian

[@suewice1431]

Why shouldn't it be funny? The biggest problem in the world today is no humor. If people would stop with the woke BS and everything is sensitive, and racist, and my little feelings are hurt the next generation may have a fighting chance

[@kw68]

@@suewice1431 calm down sue take a breath!.

[@whistletom]

@@suewice1431 Yeah what the comedy world needs now more than anything else is a grown man roleplaying a 7 year old masturbating a pedophile. This is not comedy, it's disturbing shit.

[@CaptainBollocks....]

Sounds like the woke people have hurt YOUR feelings 😅@@suewice1431

[@jimmythemadostrich8947]

Comments being removed!???

[@CAB-yu8uj]

I’ve never laughed so hard before. Thank you, Ricky 😂

[@rebeccarudkin5606]

He's pulling a Derek face! 😂😂😂😂

[@ScragNath]

My mum told me the same. She also said that if I was naughty, she would run off with a black man. Scared the shit out of me.

[@Lesbisk1000]

So your stepfather is black ya…

[@nope9310]

Amazing how she played on the racism she had instilled in you.

[@westaussie965]

😂😂😂

[@westaussie965]

@@nope9310shut up

[@ScragNath]

@@nope9310 Yep, and that still has gravity today.

[@paularodrigues5136]

Amazing man❤❤❤ we need more of this in the West. We are loosing fredom of speach as we speak. So keep the ball rolling Ricky.

[@ElvisLivesUpstairs]

Holy crap you're cringe. Lol

[@zanussidish5685]

Losing

[@KBWRER]

Speech*

[@SuperDirk1965]

freedom

[@SuperDirk1965]

So you're unable to correctly describe what you're losing.

[@Vinylathome]

Comedy genius 😂

[@jessicawellstead9990]

Me & my bf were saying if we were in the audience they’d look at us funny cos we were CRYING of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jimmythemadostrich8947]

Ricky Gervais is currently 62!!

[@kevedwards]

I watched this tour live in Liverpool, everyone was the same, I was literally snorting because I couldn’t breath 🤣 He was absolutely brilliant. I don’t think this crowd did him justice to be fair.

[@jessicawellstead9990]

@@kevedwards 100% not could’ve had a handful of people with my humour and we’d be cryingggggg😂

[@superfoxes7204]

Loving all the woke leftists crying in the comments 😂😂

[@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689]

I notice comments are being removed. So obviously some a-holes are censoring certain views. Very odd.

[@NoNo-uy2bq]

You’re delusional

[@millwallholdings]

@@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689 Good nice to see it being on the other foot

[@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689]

@millwallholdings censorship of opinions? I do not agree.

[@CaptainBollocks....]

No, it's you rightoids in the comments fanboying cos you "think" this is some sort of win 😅

[@NxDoyle]

There's a bit early on in this special where Gervais implies that he's not a baby boomer. It's one of the funniest things in the show.

[@Myhandle59]

He's not a baby boomer he's not old enough

[@aestheticsandnostalgia]

@@Myhandle59 Boomer year range: 1946 - 1964. Ricky's birth year: 1961.

[@Myhandle59]

@@aestheticsandnostalgia I do apologise I thought he was younger than that. I stand corrected 😂

[@nope9310]

You have an odd sense of humor

[@michaelpriday4830]

I died at the last line.....🤣

[@frasermason6014]

literally ripped off from every 1970s sitcom

[@slewis2363]

@@frasermason6014 Funny, I never saw George getting wanked off by Tristram in George & Mildred

[@densalbeach1]

I love the way Ricky hits the the right stories, the ones guaranteed to poke those poor 'offended' folk! Keep it up Ricky its side splittingly funny.

[@mdg1867]

He's not offensive at all. He's one of the safest out there

[@dwrobotics2180]

Literally no one has ever tried to cancel Ricky. But carry on with your persecution delusions if it makes you feel better.

[@user-mt8kt7cx9h]

4 the love of God 🙏 this living legend is a genius,he just doesn't give a FOOK 😂🎉😂

[@schiiirm]

We are all ready for hell but its how he delivers it. Vile but he knows how to tell a great joke

[@gtaylor331]

To all the people who want to cancel Ricky, I think you are a greater threat to civilisation than terrorists and the like....he's funny, he's intelligent and he's right.

[@bobdawkins7473]

The less attention people give to these cancel culture losers the better, but hope they keep crying as it's what made me want to watch this in the first place so thanks cancel culture for the extra views :D

[@hyywe240]

Nobody wants to cancel him. The media makes stories as if people are upset to make people upset. Don't fall for it

[@somethinglikeanonymous1773]

Right about what exactly

[@j7ech402]

​@@somethinglikeanonymous1773👈 Found the humourless leftist cultist

[@paularodrigues5136]

Exatelly my view, these people are destroying democracy whithout knowing, They should just curl up and go cry in the corner.

[@jonathandevereaux298]

Cut the best part as youtubers do... he asks for a picture of the puppy and when he finds out it's a breed he likes he speeds up

[@tommycoopersmagiccarpetwea817]

How does he think up such sh*t?

[@TheEpicProjects300K]

This bit had me in tears

[@robhutton6916]

I remember that story going around when I was a kid.

[@eurasia1963]

Legend, funniest comedian out there,does give a....

[@JD-bn2ch]

You are just brilliant Ricky!

[@ShadyRonin]

Lmao his laugh at the end

[@classicthought266]

He spazzed out on this part 😂😂 hes a menace

[@NataliaTheia]

This special was hilarious! I laughed all the way through.

[@DavidOakesMusic]

What's it like having an IQ of zero ?

[@tommycoopersmagiccarpetwea817]

@VonNorreFilms Out of interest, what did the removed comment say? Highly "offensive" I guess? Sigh 😫

[@SSurfer1]

Play on Mike Wilmot's childs conversation " What would you do for £1m " reversed from the sublime to the ridiculous ! .

[@psalmno.51]

That was so nasty that I burst out laughing!

[@DrCruel]

Never seen anyone milk a joke before?

[@psalmno.51]

@@DrCruel You're right, as I don't watch that much comedy. But that's changing as humour, especially ironic humour, helps us to process the madness taking place around us! Bless you.

[@DrCruel]

@@psalmno.51 Enough of that now. If you want that sort of thing, it's Ricky who's offering.

[@jimmythemadostrich8947]

The irony of this is censorship is at play in the removal of comments that I guess yOu tuBe finds "offensive" Idiots!!

[@psalmno.51]

@@DrCruel Amen...

[@jenningscunningham642]

Omg this man is hilarious

[@robertmartin8762]

Tis Irish Bob saying hello Ricky That was bloody funny as hell. Thank ye fer making me laugh me arse off. Irish Bob wishes ye a grand weekend ahead. 🤗😇😎🇮🇪🇨🇵🍀☘️🦾🩺🥂

[@bavarianbenko8544]

Love this man

[@stephenbarker9557]

Legend ❤

[@CouchCoop128]

Bringing back Master Mind....! nice

[@piotrjeske4599]

Hmm my grandmother told me the same thing, only about the ex russian military training camp.

[@ninjabluewings]

This is the kinda content that you think OMG! that's brutal but yet it's very entertaining

[@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017]

. . . If not ever so slightly pathetic for a man in his sixties!

[@PandorasBox2]

man i just died laughing

[@briantravelman]

For some reason, this is even funnier when it's told with an English accent😂

[@fanstastic83]

This is his best joke hands down

[@BigHairyMarty314]

Hands up.

[@icantthinkofagoodusernamed]

You mean hands up 😂

[@yesihavereadit]

I was told Never to go in particular toilets in local park, I was desperate to go but my brother said no, I ran to the next ones but 10 yards short I filled my trousers, as luck would have it nearly every kid in my class was there to see it. Years later I was watching bbc2 and two old gits were reminiscing about gobbling each other off in those very toilets.....

[@mutate34]

my mum just told me there were men called perverts who touch kids and i shouldn't go in any public toilets.

[@yesihavereadit]

@@mutate34 I never did either!

[@FutureAbe]

I fucking lost it lmfao.. Just imagining these 7-year old working class rough kids going “fuckin hell, come on..”

[@lewisgriffiths694]

Brilliant comedian

[@Aytac34822]

1:04 B are being pregnant with G

[@youknownada2326]

😂😂😂😂. Number 1 comedian of all time.

[@superfoxes7204]

Superb anti woke stand up👍

[@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017]

Jokes about wanking! Yes! Great! !

[@tommycoopersmagiccarpetwea817]

⬆ ⬆ ⬆ ⬆ Comment removed by offended twats?

[@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689]

@superfoxes7204 isn't that strange? You've had two replies to your comment removed but Ricky acting out the wanking off of a local paedophile when he was a kid is all just hunky dory, folks.

[@MrLewbaah]

It’s not anti woke anything it’s just a comedian doing his job

[@alanmawson9601]

​@@MrLewbaah No, because a woke comedian would have called the pedo "minor attracted " 😂

[@anndarley9229]

Sadly, that did happen in Birmingham in 1970.

[@damienprince1077]

I was wondering why the joke was running a bit long, but I knew he'd pay it off.

[@kamino8240]

This man is a genius

[@scytale6]

Lol!

[@youarelife3437]

Sheesh man that's some sick and twisted shit

[@Dan23_7]

We had “don’t talk to strangers” Who’d have known years later your folks meant nonces ?

[@colinmorgan2511]

Strangers were the least of some peoples problems. They had special Uncles.

[@juliemooney6663]

Fuckin brilliant. 60s lyrics xx

[@privatechannel8462]

My mum told me the same thing.

[@martinhowarth81]

PMSL 😂😂😂👍🏻

[@poslednisoud]

Well, that's smart. It conditions the kid to run away from anybody with interest in that particular body part.

[@slicktrick9640]

😂😂😂

[@gm_construct4697]

Albino watching that

[@Dan-jg7zl]

Love it looooool

[@lordred4116]

True story.... When I was a kid in the 60s, we had a local peado, he worked in the swimming baths, cleaning the changing rooms... I shit you not.

[@nataaoki721]

drove 30 cards or don't make the HJ/BJ Joke on a stand up comedian show

[@malcross2524]

Bahahaha

[@Johan-Driger]

Love this guy😅 But the woke *cult* will come for him

[@nigden1]

Not this bloke they won't, Gervais is now much too big for these types to try and remove, plus, there's now a big pushback against woke claptrap.

[@cbrboy76]

Ricky - hold my pint

[@darkmarksfantasticallyrand6666]

They already came!😂

[@JD_13]

Who, james acaster fans? Lmao. Let them try.

[@knightveg]

Can't remember who said it but the the woke community are running scared because they're not in the majority People are not standing up for this pile of horse manure

[@666thprofetofthegodthatnev5]

One of the funniest stand ups I’ve ever seen hands down, he didn’t miss one time 😂

[@ostberg71]

You cut the clip off before the climax, you should let it run for 20 more seconds. Don’t you understand comedy? That was so weird of a cut!

[@grumpygrumpasaurus]

The CLIMAX you say haha

[@tomevans4402]

😂

[@jimmythemadostrich8947]

One question ~ We're here commenting on so-called "offensive(to some)" and/or controversial comedy, and yet I nOte that comments/replies to comments are being removed . . . apparently because they are " offensive(to some) " and/or controversial!!! W.T.F?

[@hitmeontheheadagain713]

The Woke Cult and SJW are going to lose their Shit when they see this special. Good to see comedy is still alive. Dave Chapelle has a new special coming up too. The Woke and SJW are going to meltdown this week. Poor things hope they can cope ok.

[@pinkfloydhomer]

That's not a thing, only in your own head. Hope you cope. Gervais, hilarious.

[@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689]

KZbin thinks nowt of RG acting out the wanking off of a local paedophile when he was a kid, but I notice they're oddly removing some comments. Like, w.t.f??

[@blakesedit6827]

@@pinkfloydhomer he absolutely has a point, dunno what yer yappin about

[@pinkfloydhomer]

@@blakesedit6827 only in his head, stop seeing ghosts.

[@blakesedit6827]

@@pinkfloydhomer I’m scared

[@cambo123451]

Must of been a bit of generational parenting advice, i was told the same thing by my Mother.

[@knightveg]

Ironic I think that's the right word, People who complain and make it public Are bring more attention to what caused the outrage I didn't know anything about the immigrants the pervert jokes or the show But was all over KZbin and I had to find out what the fuss was about andcwatch the show What happened is that there'll be more people like me who finds it fuuny then the small woke community And will a protest stronger than them to keep the show going

[@jimmythemadostrich8947]

@knightveg also ironic that you'll notice certain comments are annoyingly being removed by someone/yOutUb€ for , I guess, being considered "offensive(to some)" /controversial!! I mean, we're either open to free speech/expression of opinions/humour or we aren't.

[@mutate34]

"keep the show going" ...it's a one-off. not a series

[@marlbors1787]

Well it appears that he knows how to work it., he must have a Kennel By Now,😪

[@FromtheHerts81]

His mum’s explanation was just about as bad as the real thing!

[@DaveThompsonfairlife4all]

Oh, so you'd rather your dick was cut off. Alrighty then.

[@StephenMerchant-up8sg]

Anyone noticed Stewart Lee and Frankie Boyle have gone missing? Things getting too hot in the Woke kitchen Boys?

[@jimmythemadostrich8947]

Are those two still doing masturbation material in their 50's?

[@didovici86]

Woking or waking????... still the same...ha ha ...

[@id104335409]

Try telling that joke at work..

[@user-ls3ww4wx4j]

comedy lives on now if we got pranking back we good

[@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689]

Uh . . . . OK!

[@shanemac5199]

zero fucks given

[@westy8367]

Went from tran jokes to peado jokes good man😂

[@deborahblack2585]

He should do jokes about illiterates next.

[@westy8367]

@@deborahblack2585 time👍

[@mistertwist]

​@@deborahblack2585what was illiterate about his sentence?

[@mistertwist]

Bar missing an S on trans and adding a comma after jokes I see nothing wrong?

[@westy8367]

@@mistertwist careful we could offend a feminist 🤣

[@matthewsmith6051]

Not as funny as Super Nature imho, but still a decent run out.

[@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689]

He's obviously urunning out of material, resorting to stuff about masturbation.

[@gxd4b1]

So is it ok if we start using the N word again?

[@virginiamabelabeyta1258]

1111 🇺🇸❤️😇🌏🔥

[@DaveThompsonfairlife4all]

I wish I had this man's bravery. I have noticed that both Ricky and Louis CK make similar jokes, that actually go some way in re-humanizing speedos.

[@MoistMoments]

wtf is up with you? and your channel is suspect!

[@jimmythemadostrich8947]

Anyone with enough lacking in self-consciousness /dignity can do masturbatory material!!

[@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017]

Dave Thompson for some reason your replies are being removed from view.

[@DaveThompsonfairlife4all]

@@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017 How did you see it? New comments first? Usual for youtube. I feel honoured when my comments actually appear. It's a shame google control conversation and debate like this. You need to be famous like Ricky to get away with it.

[@saltlake80116]

Yoo is there even a real live audience?

[@montyblum5922]

what happened to his cleverness? Really weird. Like a different person

[@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689]

Why try when you can just do wank jokes?

[@SoulessNinja]

"He became unfunny when my arsehole became devastated because he jokes about the stuff that all the woke comedians won't touch" - 2024

[@jimmythemadostrich8947]

Censorship alert!!! Comments being removed!!!!

[@roberttaylor139]

Like his stand up,but he he wish he wouldn't laugh so hard at his own jokes.

[@MrSimonsonLifts]

If Ricky had been trans he’d have been right in that toilet 😂

[@alaziaklexos]

This is just fucked up. There's a fine line between offensive humor and plain sick "jokes"

[@tommycoopersmagiccarpetwea817]

It's basically a 62yr old man showing off.

[@stevehughes1510]

And every gay and trans in the audience will go 'ooh, ees a bit in your face innie'. Good one Ricky lol

[@tuberantz4676]

A lot of these jokes are a bit weak and tame. I don't understand what all the fuss is about

[@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689]

Agreed. Piss poor!

[@barryfoster453]

Me and him played in the same park - Rabsons. Honestly, I never once heard of any dodgy blokes where we both lived (in the same road). I didn't even know such a thing existed until I was about 13.

[@bitburg40]

You just don’t want us knowing where you got your puppies from.😁

[@ewganhoff]

​@@bitburg40 😂It's even worse than that - he "paid" for the puppy, but the old man wouldn't give it to him!

[@joelouis-arena4061]

Why is he shaking his fist?

[@melitapetkovic5479]

He's making a coctail for the nice pedo guy

[@jimmythemadostrich8947]

Why are comments being removed/censored?

[@Nocure92]

Bless your innocent soul 😂

[@edjohn4590]

Funniest 💩 ever

[@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689]

Someone pretending to toss-off an old man?? Really!!?

[@xanderduffy6461]

Waw - just waw I’m not really sure - Infact I am very sure that is not a thing to be joked about. It’s just vile! Really vile.

[@jimmythemadostrich8947]

Made me want to puke!

[@ewganhoff]

Let me guess - the man in the public toilets went back on the deal and didn't give you the puppy after you "paid for it"? 😂😂😂😂

[@xanderduffy6461]

@@ewganhoff Nah - a great sense of humour by definition won’t defend to horrific perversion for ‘shock value’ for a less than cheap giggle. Only perverts addicted to pornhub and sorely desensitised as a fiercer result if the filth they feed their own minds have polluted their moral values so badly as to not understand why that is not funny! Seriously. Your perverted attempt at an insult kind of proves the point!

[@xanderduffy6461]

@@ewganhoff aye - kind of makes my point for me. Youre not what you think you are - but what you think - THATS WHAT YOU ARE! Cogito ergo sum. Your mind is completely polluted. So basically - you are completely polluted. “It’s just a joke. It’s just a joke.” Aye, well how dare someone assert some moral integrity to humour eh??? Judging by your comment though, nah! So here’s what we’ll do - I’ll grow a sense of humour, and you grow a moral spine.

[@ewganhoff]

@@xanderduffy6461 A group of behavioral scientists belive the have found the leading cause of pedophilia... Sexy kids.

[@somethinglikeanonymous1773]

Definitely lost it.

[@D-oq7lm]

Not so funny this time. But better than most. I like the way he is pushing the boundaries. But seems to be trying too hard.

[@markwainwright3508]

Cant get the joke that te usually can

[@sandraquartuccio8027]

Che schifo non c'è niente da ridere

[@zorilaz]

Watched this show, this guy is losing it. He used to be funny now he's embarrassing.

[@sovkhan4359]

Because you use to have a sense of humour then you got on your knees for the illegals 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

[@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689]

This particular scene was quite sickening. Not in an "offensive" way, just made me feel like Technicolor yawning!

[@alaziaklexos]

People are easily impressed by the shock factor.

[@tommycoopersmagiccarpetwea817]

@alaziaklexos yes, I believe people are laughing more because it's p*ssing off the wokey snowflakes rather than laughing because it's actually funny. I would be embarrassed performing this type of stuff. I'm sure he could come up with much better stuff than this if he could be bothered.

[@Dan-hm9rc]

RIcky Gervais’ latest special follows the same theme as his last few, which is flogging common sense into the lowest common denominator. Which in lies the problem; they’re all aimed at the lowest common denominator. Hard to be cutting edge when the edge you’re cutting is level 30 IQ.

[@user-mt8kt7cx9h]

Stop script reading from the papers,you sound like a Pedo, like your dad,you loved it but your sister is in pain

[@rogermaynard2405]

Looking forward to seeing you do stand up 👍

[@joeycurtis1872]

Until you realize the general IQ and overall intelligence is plummeting

[@Nijjasshiii]

It's for you people , Sitting in your homes , Worthless in the world , Just hating and commenting on everything This standup was for you ❤️❤️ Enjoy

[@user-mt8kt7cx9h]

@@joeycurtis1872 you have QI but waddle around 'thinking' your IQ is in the 200's,and your skint,he has IQ,but knows he's a normal guy with 700M in he's pocket,stop playing the lottery go for a run and have a laugh,sad hunt

[@LUC66631]

Seen the entire samo samo show last night and i must say ; it is NOT one of his best ( did not laught one time ) , maybe the new thing has worn of and we must look for something original again , with Gervais it is always about the same 💩, nothing new from him . 🙄🙄👎👎👎👎

[@michaelpriday4830]

tell me you are woke without...

[@nigden1]

You watched nothing didn't you?

[@millwallholdings]

Fake news Labour voting boring lentil eating woke lefty alert alert

[@DavidOakesMusic]

The second worst comedian of all time after Jimmy Carr.

[@Son_Of_Bangoua]

100%

[@Isildurwasbetrayed]

Then dont watch it you losers

[@janeevans5132]

He is current and clever with words says it as it is. Hilarious

[@Johnsmith-fz2dm]

Uh oh, found the stewart lee fan.

[@eamonn2076]

Then why are you on his video's??? Did you come here to be outraged? Run back to your safe place little boy, the adults are here.

[@Son_Of_Bangoua]

Not funny at all in my opinion

[@thepunisher8649]

You guys are fucking sad this was hilarious

[@Nohiro.3D]

I mean have you seen the name of his accoutn you really expected that guy to enjoy anything ?@@thepunisher8649

[@superfoxes7204]

Sorry mr lefty quickly find your safe space

[@Xan-zh5ni]

Left loose

[@clivebaxter6354]

why are you a pedo?