Ricky Gervais XFM - Series 2 Episode 46

12. July 2003
Ricky and Steve pre-record a spot lampooning the Radio Authority, but the Managing Director of XFM bins that. Karl has to go along with the decision, even with the swearing bleeped out. Karl getting ready to go on holiday again. This time, it's Hastings. No more cheeky freak of the week is this week's Songs of Phrase. Monkey News--monkey prison in India. The boys have stories of winding teachers up in school.

[@conradschafman3627]

I've never heard better chemistry between 3 people in all my years of listening to radio

[@rhusen7594]

Go to pornhub and look in the "threesome" category. Excellent chemistry

[@lucyfuse1168]

In an interview Ricky said that this episode was the one were Karl completely snapped and when he came back from his holidays he told Ricky that he would never break him ever again. Poor lad haha

[@BloodyMooreJay]

These are *still* great to listen to after a long day.

[@jimrussels1275]

"That's entertaining init a load of bleeps" and so Karl invented dubstep

[@barubary87]

@22:04 Karl: I hate him! I hate him! I HATE HIM!!

[@Matty6660]

karl really gets pissed at 22:00 "I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!"

[@BelodyEpic]

Woah. Karl is properly shouting at 22:04 when he thinks he's faded out! Actual anger/shouting.

[@LiamsFriendStewie]

He's the producer, it's him that does the fading.

[@MatgoStyles]

Yea, sounds like he was having his head squoze mid fade.

[@mollymal29]

I also listen to these pod casts every night,love em.

[@JamesDel]

I love how Rickey wrote that 'dickybird' story into Derek!

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

Reusing old material.

[@JamesDel]

@@Ray_D_Tutto money for old rope

[@lillithremedy]

Lovely to hear people listen to this to fall asleep like I do. Never heard this one before though! So tense!

[@CaptainMcTavish]

Ricky's story about 'Mr. Smithers' is fucking hysterical

[@TheKarate10]

I listen to them while i'm studying, it makes it a whole lot easier :)

[@MichelleWritesSings]

Sigh....friends, this is the beginning of the end. Only a handful of episodes still up? Karl and the boys have certainly seen me through a lot of long nights and tough times. Thank you!

[@StylishWrestling]

Brilliant episode, when Ricky and Karl are angry the funniest stuff is produced.

[@Westy91]

Totally, helps me too. The Alan Partridge audiobook has also been brilliant

[@BullInTheHeather1]

That's uncanny, I do that too. Helps calm me down, especially the '...guide to...'s. Do it with a lot of comedys, but this lot are my favourites for a good night's sleep.

[@mattving61]

Yeah sometimes but Rickys laugh always wakes me up

[@ValkyrieDaisy95]

LOL! -"Thef" "-Say it again, Karl." XD "Thef" oh god! Dying! XD!!

[@emmagriffiths2868]

I have spent approx 12 months listening to podcasts and radio episodes of these to fall asleep too! Think I'm now addicted to Gervais, Merchant and Pilkington!!! Anyone know of any other good KZbin channels I should subscribe to? To hear more of these?

[@TheNotoriousEW]

hahahah Karl is NOT Happy in this episode

[@eviola11]

best episode

[@k33p1tc00l]

"Thefff.... thefff... Robbin'" LMFAO Karl!

[@myhero4000]

its great i watch a new episode every night, didn't know they did this before the podcasts

[@justasplanned8023]

Lmao the absolute fury from Karl is still hysterical

[@slatersgonnaslate]

Anyone else here because Toby's channel has been taken down?

[@luther19971]

love these

[@xxxxMDMAxxxx]

I love the way everyone slags off ricky, his winding up of Karl is so good, and them doing them chicken noises, it's like 3mates at school winding each other up, it's genius to listen too,

[@15-Peter-20]

listening 2 these helps me sleep

[@ste1301]

Still one of the best

[@arturobandini4078]

4:05 "Don't get annoyed at us," says Ricky, at the start of an episode where he and Steve gaslight Pilkington for nearly 2 hours, haha.

[@DevilViolinist]

Hahah, I can't believe his awesome variety of laughs ay :)

[@ls1883]

This on double speed, is incredible.

[@ejayman]

If you put it on half speed Karl sounds so so high

[@onehotminutex]

lmao ricky obviously had to walk away from the mic to laugh at the 'heads together' line lol

[@TheKarate10]

When Karl was talking about the crucifixion, it wasn't offensive it was brilliant

[@ACockneysLookAt]

I love this show, it's such a fucking shambles. It's brilliant.

[@amillionminutes]

The kid who never had a pen. I know that feel.

[@TehCream]

KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL

[@reinforcedpenisstem]

Wonder if that listener "John K." was John Kricfalusi, the creator of Ren & Stimpy... (That's how he credits himself).

[@samijamesmusic]

i do aswell! im starting to memorise them sadly

[@billyc2010]

anyone have a link to the skit that was censsored?

[@steph5492]

you know what annoys me? me? it was in the paper... well YOU DO, and everyone knows that.

[@GalacticAstroparticles]

So true...

[@nathanmarto]

This must be the one where Karl leaves 15 minutes early as he got too "wound up" from the boys...lol

[@PervertedTV]

Everyone's got these in a different order...

[@HayleyDrawsThings]

Genius

[@ericl2105]

Look at his beautiful head. I, too, want to SQUEEEEEEZ the hell out of it!

[@mdegaris1972]

I love 35:10 , when Karl loses it with Ricky. Ricky laughing just winds him up even more!

[@kaelinjoel9328]

Also, how come these help so many people fall asleep?

[@sjn6704]

kaelin Mbalo cos it's like listening to some old friends chatting. Ricky's laugh wakes me up sometimes though

[@iSquishMoths]

cos i can dream about gervais being shot in the chest and i can sleep soundly pretending that’s true

[@mcn625]

Kiwirsp, yes!! I've actually watched some from these channels before too, but I was just wondering what happened to Barney's channel!! I just was on that channel last nite

[@CourtenayAndrew]

What time and what radio are these on?

[@Tanno113]

Anyone know if there is a clip of just the story about the 70 year old fella not getting served anywhere on KZbin?

[@MrWogel123]

so annoyed with him gone i cant find all the episodes, keep having to miss one every so often

[@georgemerchant1982]

Yeh, if you got a time machine handy, it's Saturdays 1-3pm I think.

[@DevilViolinist]

can't believe the squeaky laugh at 5:01!!! ahaha muttley...

[@StylishWrestling]

Oh my god, didn't know there was one! @Westy91

[@HayleyDrawsThings]

that we sir. that we are! *brofist* ^.^

[@weefeatures]

29:17 Sounds like Ricky's saying 'cow' in a posh accent

[@DevilViolinist]

It's both. I'm not Canadian, no. But I know that you might add that to the end of your question :P

[@oasis4ever92]

ID HATE TO BE MATES WITH GERVAIS! but i love him so.

[@iSquishMoths]

always listen when im in drug detox good distraction

[@healsos94]

Ricky loves Placebo

[@gluetubeserver]

same

[@joebrown1488]

which episode where ricky does an commercial and he goes mad talking about s frogs

[@HTAD111111]

35:11

[@COMBINEdotCOM]

8.00 AM 8 years ago

[@Cmajor165]

Yup westy... Every night haha

[@DavidMcmenemy]

XD lmao.

[@johmedis]

XFM 10 years ago.

[@mishalalmutairi9802]

Ricky Gervais primal laughing @ 35:44

[@Matty6660]

ricky

[@bensimps123]

ricky goes on so much repeating himself in this one

[@Aceimus1066]

This is probably my favourite episode because I'm just cringing and feeling sorry for Karl.

[@TensePsychopath]

He said "long links"

[@jacknolan312]

August 16th 2013.

[@freestylepigeon]

who was he talking about?

[@bensepiclifevids]

@westy91 same! :)

[@HayleyDrawsThings]

"karl" x16

[@kdilkington]

what was he saying at the end? thetht? lol he needs to get some rest and let his mind and body replemish

[@KoopaFromSteam]

oh my god you too?

[@MusicalDudeMayhem]

Karl is right, everyone swears!

[@CarlosCMTF]

I think he was being ironic!

[@AbadyDoubleX]

im pretty sure you are missing the joke.. read the comment again and try to understand it

[@95Lodgey]

Karl was right

[@JamesDel]

Ricky*

[@MOISTblackHOLE]

Ricky gervais official channel flagged barneys

[@SourProductions0]

theth

[@kiwirsp]

Anyone else here because barneys youtube channel got blocked? :(

[@joeyvanzetti9092]

It's weird init.

[@sgtraytango]

You seem angry for some reason. He didn't mean that in an offensive "this is boring" way.

[@freakkiller277]

forgive, but are you steve merchant? Bear in mind putting on a vaguely foreign accent won't fool me!

[@nueee8878]

What happened to all of Toby's uploads? I'm absolutely dependent on those. KZbin, what rubbish!

[@itsupport1478]

Nuie Corbeau Removed for copyright infringement :/

[@doc-holliday-]

His channel was removed but hes back as RG FT . Now he's got to reupload everything.

[@Marasma101]

Nuie Corbeau You can get these episodes from a torrenting site very easily

[@TheCheweeRevolutions]

it annoys me when karl always says "im not out to offend anyone" yet then he'll say something really offensive. just because its not his intention to offend doesnt mean he can say anything and expect people not to get offended

[@DevilViolinist]

Eh?

[@allehgirl]

feft

[@XRourkex]

Perhaps the worst episode ever.

[@baseballplayer1251]

I think it's the most interesting episode.

[@XRourkex]

baseballplayer1251 Why do you think that if you don't mind me asking?

[@Marasma101]

XRourkex it's karl in the moment he's actually showing his distress with ricky. it's definitely interesting and definitely funny still. 'Don't say crap' - Ricky

[@XRourkex]

Marasma101I think it's only this episode that I find Ricky intolerable. He spends the majority of the time of yelling and interrupting Karl. I feel actually sorry for him.

[@luukeluketer1024]

+XRourkex For me every segment is better than the other........You can't pick one and say it's the best or worst........

[@gleam6370]

Ricky is unbearable in this episode