"Diogenes, what are your reccomendations on the best kind of wine?" "Somebody else's"
@My61194 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment lol
@hinicetomeetya55824 жыл бұрын
“Joseph Joestar’s blood”
@chaircrusaders12574 жыл бұрын
@@hinicetomeetya5582 FINALLY, THE COMMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR
@workhardism4 жыл бұрын
He answer: "I hate everything". Get it, thats a wine (whine).
@kishascape3 жыл бұрын
Huh, maybe I need to start documenting the rantings of modern day crazy homeless people. I mean we have photography and video now. Who knows maybe people will end up considering them philosophers too.
@NetVoyagerOne5 жыл бұрын
Alexander found the philosopher looking attentively at a pile of human bones. Diogenes explained, "I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave."
@funnylittlecreature4 жыл бұрын
man that's just like what joe said the other day
@lettuce72734 жыл бұрын
@@funnylittlecreature who's joe
@fall-from-grace10084 жыл бұрын
@@lettuce7273 JOE MAMA
@lettuce72734 жыл бұрын
Fall-From-Grace ya got me
@lettuce72734 жыл бұрын
Pluto the Forgotten one I think my friend Juan woulda gotten it tbh
@CSLucasEpic Жыл бұрын
Another Alexander - Diogenes story is this. Diogenes asked Alexander what he was going to do with that big army of his, to which Alexander replied that he was going to conquer the world. So Diogenes then asked, "What will you do after you have conquered the world?" and Alexander replied "I will rest and enjoy my time." To that Diogenes replied "Well, look at me, I am resting and enjoying my time, and I didn't need to conquer the world to do it."
@mrtrollnator123 Жыл бұрын
Bro violated the most dangerous man in the world 💀
@joshuapena4684 Жыл бұрын
So many quotes I've never heard
@hasanmuttaqin464 Жыл бұрын
This wasn't diogenes
@WxnderXfU Жыл бұрын
That’s the lamest quote from Diogenes I have ever heard jesus christ
@Butter_Warrior99 Жыл бұрын
I don’t care if this is made up by an ai, Blud would say this.
@danielvictor3262 Жыл бұрын
My favorite anecdote of him was when some demagogue tried to debate him saying that "motion" did not actually exist, he just stood up and walked away lmao
@jellyfish0311 Жыл бұрын
I wish I remembered his name. Funniest response to that guy imo.
@madelinesydney92 Жыл бұрын
@@jellyfish0311 his name was Zeno :3
@jellyfish0311 Жыл бұрын
@@madelinesydney92 thank you :)
@mewmew8932 Жыл бұрын
@@madelinesydney92 wasn't he the OG non-believer of motion
@gregoryhayes7569 Жыл бұрын
@@mewmew8932 Parmenides was "the OG non-believer of motion". Zeno was a follower of Parmenides known for trying to actually prove that motion was impossible.
@darknesshas13 жыл бұрын
Diogenes clowned on Plato so hard we still talk about it thousands out years later
@muchwithamouthdogepool2553 жыл бұрын
What? He really did unfeathered a chicken?
@denisveliu9733 жыл бұрын
@@muchwithamouthdogepool255 yes he did and plato had to change his term of a human.
@Benxall3 жыл бұрын
@@muchwithamouthdogepool255 fuker walked in, said "behold! A man!" And left. Absolute fucking legend
@ardademir16613 жыл бұрын
@@muchwithamouthdogepool255 you thought this video was fake?
@kartoffelwillipeter30673 жыл бұрын
*ancient greek hobo makes a fool out of reknown philosopher * _people thousands of years later:_ lmao gottem
@TheKarp4 жыл бұрын
There was also the one about the Archer that kept missing his target in the archery range. Diogenes then sat next to the target saying "this is the safest spot".
@xavi.cat.40954 жыл бұрын
Uh... For that to make sense, shouldn't he be in front of the target? Since, you know, it's the target that's he's missing? If he misses the target, which he will, and the arrow goes to the side he's on, the world would lose its first living meme.
@TheKarp4 жыл бұрын
@@xavi.cat.4095 my bad, misworded. By beside I meant in front of the target
@JC-vp7pd4 жыл бұрын
@@TheKarpThen edit and fix your comment 😐
@gabrielreda4 жыл бұрын
@I kissed your dad You should your name
@Tarzan1184 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Reda you should edit my fat fucking nuts
@N0TYALC4 жыл бұрын
“I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?” -Diogenes
@ZOCCOK3 жыл бұрын
@@omidhassani4988 damn, that was not a burn, it was the entire sun
@dixienormus58683 жыл бұрын
Well he was lucky the man was not asian sorry force of habit
@expanddong31023 жыл бұрын
@@dixienormus5868 I'm an Asian and you know what? I'm not even mad
@DivideBy07053 жыл бұрын
@@omidhassani4988 damnnnn what a comment stealer you are cuz i can clearly see that exact comment over This one
@omidhassani49883 жыл бұрын
@@DivideBy0705 it’s literally something he said. I’m just telling some more stories of Diogenes
@mcalkis57712 жыл бұрын
There was a time when he witnessed an archer who was trying to hit a target but kept failing. Diogenes proceeded to stand in front of the target, declaring: " This is the safest spot."
@SertWasAName2 жыл бұрын
So he basically insulted someone’s aim thousands of years before gaming
@owliestowlyowl6037 Жыл бұрын
@@SertWasAName I think he meant "Stop trying so hard lol"
@Flesh_Wizard Жыл бұрын
@@SertWasAName "lol git güd noob" - Diogenes of Sinope
@LeviForWaifu Жыл бұрын
The absolute savagery
@siliconhawk Жыл бұрын
call a ambulance but not for me
@andrewcleary99525 жыл бұрын
I don't think you quite managed to capture the pure HYPE of Diogenese kicking down the door of a lecture theatre, holding a plucked chicken above his head, screaming *"BEHOLD A MAN!"*
@iacopoguidi78715 жыл бұрын
"Behold Plato's man!"
@greekfreak04824 жыл бұрын
Please explain
@janaterbio80104 жыл бұрын
Yes
@prototype67064 жыл бұрын
@@greekfreak0482 Plato said man is a "featherless biped" so Dio the Mano kicked his door in flaunting a, well, featherless chicken. *PLATO'S MAN, BEHOLD*
@user-ni3rz7go9k4 жыл бұрын
Diogenes an intellectual and rarely a gentle type but 100% MAN.
@captainjules60334 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, after that whole “blocking the sun” line, Alexander, unfazed, said “if I was not Alexander, I would want to be Diogenes” to which Diogenes responded “if I was not Diogenes, I would still want to be Diogenes.” The madman.
@sonicboomers1224 жыл бұрын
This is the definition of King Shit.
@ostangvulkahn18754 жыл бұрын
Fucking legend
@shannonsmith81154 жыл бұрын
Fuckin rebel
@skeya67904 жыл бұрын
Self-love
@4plus4equalsmoo4 жыл бұрын
if i was you, i'd wanna be me too
@equidistanthoneyjoy76004 жыл бұрын
Man, shame you didn't mention the part about him walking around with a lantern during the day and shining it in peoples faces saying that he was 'looking for an honest man'.
@TheKhopesh4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that is a good one. I like how he was actually taken as a slave, and while standing in line to be sold he pointed at one of the potential slave buyers and declared something like "You look like you need a man to run your life for you"... and the guy immediately bought him. Diogenes then spent a few years running the man's household. Everything from the finances to cleaning.
@DLBBALL4 жыл бұрын
@@TheKhopesh "a years"?
@TheKhopesh4 жыл бұрын
@@DLBBALL Woops, a few years.
@MrAwesomeLuisreal4 жыл бұрын
@@TheKhopesh did he also run the man's wife?
@robotmaster45154 жыл бұрын
@@MrAwesomeLuisreal Of course when he wasn't looking.
@ordinaryextraordinary94842 жыл бұрын
The whole, “Behold! Plato’s Man!” moment is so much funnier when you realise that Diogenes was a malnourished homeless man and Plato was an Olympic Wrestling Champion. Just some skin-and-bones guy throws a limp featherless chicken down in front of one of the most famous celebrities of his time and basically shouts, “FUCK YOU” in front of all his fans. I love it.
@sideways5153 Жыл бұрын
I love the detail that Plato’s response to all that was so weak he just picked some other feature which could also just be ripped from or added to a chicken carcass
@joshc5613 Жыл бұрын
like some homeless dude interrupting Dwayne Johnson during an interview 💀
@knowahnosenothing4862 Жыл бұрын
If only he was alive to see these threads.
@muhamadsyukribinhairuddin20286 ай бұрын
i have saw some post that claim that there is an occurence where Plato trying to win an argument with someone just by flexing his bicep funny he never try that with Diogenes
@Sarah124715 ай бұрын
@@muhamadsyukribinhairuddin2028 i mean plato could definitely do an arm wrestle and win
@stardragon78934 жыл бұрын
Diogenes was one of the first madlads. I feel like the only reason he wasn't kicked out is because everyone was both disgusted and impressed.
@labrynianrebel Жыл бұрын
He was exiled from his home town
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@Lianthrelle Жыл бұрын
@@labrynianrebel and he made it everyone else's problem
@dimsum3329 Жыл бұрын
@yeffaros8419 when he got banished, and he said "and I force you all to stay here"
@RotaAbyssian4 жыл бұрын
The best thing about Diogenes' death is that he used it as a final lesson. When people protested about throwing his dead body to the forest, diogenes replied "Fine, then strap a sword or stick in my hand so I may fight them off." when people then replied with the obvious fact that he wouldn't be alive nor conscious to fend them off, he fired back "then I suppose I won't conscious enough to CARE what happens to me, will I?"
@diretnandomnan60604 жыл бұрын
😂😂 fucking cynic
@elliotwright68234 жыл бұрын
shrek DSMN IT SPOILERS I DIDNT WANT TO KNOWMIF HE DIED
@elliotwright68234 жыл бұрын
Oh I forgot I have go d autocorrected to shrek
@cheems27393 жыл бұрын
Perfect Events me too 😂
@zejdland3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/pni9i5WiYpmWf7M
@jmr23434 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget when Alexander the Great asked Diogenes why he was digging through a pile of bones, and Diogenes said, “I was looking for your father, but I can’t dispute his bones with that of a slave.”
@cyberdiver70764 жыл бұрын
Damn I think Alexander got 3rd degree burn from that roast
@cpegg58404 жыл бұрын
Olympias would have found that hilarious if she were present
@thegoldengamer93154 жыл бұрын
Third degree burns.
@TheNinja94a4 жыл бұрын
Okay why is Diogenes just straight roasting Alexander-is there like, a history or something? Does Diogenes not like the imbalance of power a monarchy has, and insults Alexander as a result? Edit: Googled it, since after posting this comment, I realized that anything that I can type here can be typed into a URL. Yeah, it was the second one. He disliked Alex's want for power.
@jmr23434 жыл бұрын
Cockroach yup.
@juwwad Жыл бұрын
Surprising how nobody has mentioned when Diogenes was exiled from his city he replied, "I condemn you to live in this city".
@invurret95337 ай бұрын
Didn't he get kicked out for debasing and hyperinflating the local currency too?
@vittoriof.80885 ай бұрын
How can a homeless man hyperinflate a local currency?
@invurret95335 ай бұрын
@vittoriof.8088 He was the son of the Mintmaster of Sinope and became his father's apprentice. Then he debased the currency (which lead to hyperinflation), was banished and ended up as the homeless man in Athens. Edit: Found out why he did it: He went to the oracle of Delphi and was told to debase the currency, and after the Sinope incident, decided that the oracle meant the political currency.
@vittoriof.80885 ай бұрын
@@invurret9533 Damn, thats something you don't learn in school.
@skeletonbuyingpealts71345 ай бұрын
@@invurret9533what a chad
@ventu79074 жыл бұрын
Most historians agree that he was the first true living meme
@baronvonbeandip4 жыл бұрын
9/10 dentists also agree.
@hoolio56594 жыл бұрын
And the
@tarrahforcier4774 жыл бұрын
@@baronvonbeandip nah, 10/10
@krafter86524 жыл бұрын
666th like
@kegleg204 жыл бұрын
A true mad lad
@RegeroTerra2 жыл бұрын
There's also the part where he was captured and sold into slavery. Diogenes famously got offended that the guy selling the slaves wasn't representing him well and Diogenes felt he should be worth more. He took the stage and began extolling to the crowd that the most important part of a good slave is the character and wit of the individual. He was purchased by a wealthy Greek family and was kept as a very famous tutor for students. He was regarded as a "lovable menace" about the house until his dying day.
@Name-ot3xw Жыл бұрын
Gotta love a happy ending
@creating...6001 Жыл бұрын
Lovable menace, hahahahah...
@Ghost_Token Жыл бұрын
Good for him
@farquaadswife Жыл бұрын
why did so many things happen to him😭😭😭😭
@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын
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@Prof.CheeseDog5 жыл бұрын
"The only place to spit in a rich man's home is his face" -Diogenes
@lyndsayshirkey52285 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Yalikejazzboi5 жыл бұрын
The only place to cum*
@willrope58395 жыл бұрын
Ya like jizz ?
@OOf-yi8ko5 жыл бұрын
DIO
@AlexeiAstergold5 жыл бұрын
And he was right
@Finkelfunk2 жыл бұрын
Nearly 9000 comments and no one has mentioned this anecdote of Diogenes: When the city where he lived was about to be attacked by an army, everybody started to panic and ran around aimlessly. Diogenes saw that, took his barrel and started to push it up a hill. Once he was up, he rolled it down again, and started over. When people came and asked why he was rolling his barrel up and down the hill he said: "I am just trying to make myself as useful as everybody else here"
@user-mg7wh8zq6v2 жыл бұрын
i like to think even the soldiers was puzzled enough to halt fighting and look at his shenanigans
@CoralCopperHead2 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if this was the inspiration for the boulder-pushing punishment in Greek mythology, or if he heard about that fable and then decided to re-enact it for shits and giggles.
@user-dq6og5cw4c2 жыл бұрын
@@CoralCopperHead I am fairly sure that the myth came first, so probably the second one.
@JaelinBezel2 жыл бұрын
Okay but imagine if no one asked him what he was doing. How long would he have kept it up?
@user-Prometheus2 жыл бұрын
Another anecdote about him: He would usually carry a lamp with him during the day wherever he went, and when people asked him why he was carrying a lamp, he would reply that he is in search of an honest man. An “honest man” meaning that the entirety of Athens is corrupt, and nothing like a democracy.
@marcotanzilli65103 жыл бұрын
I saw a lot of citations on him but not my favorite, Alexander to make fun of him started calling him dog, and sent to him as a gift one plate full of bones. Diogenes accepted the gift, and sent back the words "Worthy of a dog is this food, unworthy of a king is this gift", the absolute madman
@FragmentedR_YT3 жыл бұрын
Man, dude really lived in one of the greatest conqueror’s heads rent free.
@owenkasaboski69023 жыл бұрын
@@FragmentedR_YT Nah, he straight up got paid to live there. A plate of bones a day keeps death at bay ( some necromancer somewhere idk where i'm going with this )
@konrad85413 жыл бұрын
Goddamn
@Batchall_Accepted3 жыл бұрын
@@FragmentedR_YT Idk about that from what I read on Alexander I think hed have most definitely got a kick out of this shit. He was practically raised by Aristotle and used to hang out with philosophers constantly cause they were the only ones with the balls to talk straight to him. In fact it's when he started straying from that open mindedness after the conquest of Persia, and traded in all his philosopher buddies for yes men and sycophants, is when he started going off the rails and acting tyrannical, and it's theorized that Aristotle was the one who poisoned him cause he was getting out of control.
@kopiko1022772 жыл бұрын
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@karna59984 жыл бұрын
"Some say He just got tired of living and held his breath until he died " Daaaaaaamn, for some reason it sounds so badass
@jinjiyoshi55484 жыл бұрын
I heard that's physically impossible as your body would pass out from lack of air and naturally start taking in oxygen again. But I guess it's a lot more likely the older one gets. Either that, or Diogenes just gave a huge middle finger to science itself, meaning that not even it could fully dictate him.
@karna59984 жыл бұрын
@@jinjiyoshi5548 yeah I remember when I was in 6th grade, our principal/teacher said that "you can not commit suicide by holding your breathe, you will become unconscious and you will start breathing on autopilot" pretty dark stuff to tell 6th graders lol but that's how it went down
@MineSlimeTV4 жыл бұрын
@@karna5998 But why did she suddenly said something like that? Sorry for asking such a question my friend
@karna59984 жыл бұрын
@@MineSlimeTV I Don't Know Man Haha, Maybe We Are Casual With The Topic Of Death? At that age I didn't understand that it was pretty dark stuff for a 6th grader , because Everyone was like that
@MineSlimeTV4 жыл бұрын
@@karna5998 Oooh..I see and I was not expecting such a sudden answer! I mostly remember I was in those days questioning and or thinking allot about topics that maybe were controversial at that time. Like me asking who really was "The Virgin Mary" and on my mind discovering the idea of homosexuality as something normal and out of the ordinary. I even thought that african-american and such simply had such "tan" because they stayed a long time on the sun, making me think they just during their youth did a mistake and now their skin suddenly changed. I just..felt to share some odd things that I remeber or I mostly did I hope that was not too.unusual at all
@rainbowpopcorns13254 жыл бұрын
Someone could say literally anything about Diogenes and I would belive them with no doubt
@davidcool51894 жыл бұрын
He was subtle in his wisdom.
@mortson9784 жыл бұрын
He once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid, at a party
@howdoyoudo59494 жыл бұрын
He once had s*x with my wife and I'm not married
@themememixers89654 жыл бұрын
I saw this coming yet I’m still surprised
@worstusernameintheworld98714 жыл бұрын
He climbed up a mountain using a hammer while sitting in a pot. He then saw a kid climbing the mountain with his bare hands only for Diogenes to realize how materialistic he was for owning the hammer.
@kylebaird72182 жыл бұрын
When he was called out for touching himself in public he said “ if I could only rub my belly and make hunger go away.” He must have been really annoying. What a legend.
@neckashi697111 ай бұрын
What does this mean?
@kylebaird721811 ай бұрын
It’s a smart way of saying he is the bottom of society and leaving him alone is the best course of action for everyone involved.
@Boxygirl9611 ай бұрын
@@neckashi6971 ‘while I can’t rub my belly to dispel my hunger I can very much rub my d*** to dispel my need for pleasure. So f*** off’
@ajasilikonreffkmimmon10 ай бұрын
@@neckashi6971He is masturbating
@wilby82497 ай бұрын
@@kylebaird7218 isnt it more like he rubs his dick and horniness goes away and wishes the same for hunger??
more like Dhar man: “Plato BULLIES homeless PHILOSIPHER, immediately REGRETS it.”
@epicboxx38383 жыл бұрын
Lankybox goes back in time and invents adopt me after: result is shocking
@jacobfredman94423 жыл бұрын
@@tvrtkolozic2288 its not poorly acted its more like poorly written in general
@rhubarbdude33473 жыл бұрын
"Alexander the great STANDS IN THE LIGHT of HOMELESS philosopher, immediatly REGRETS IT"
@PyroChimp753 жыл бұрын
Diogenes carried a lit lantern through the streets in broad daylight, when asked why he carries a lantern he'd reply that he was "fruitlessly searching for a sincere man/person".
@ILOVEDILFS420693 жыл бұрын
"The mad man"
@p1ntu_3 жыл бұрын
Is this true?
@witherblaze3 жыл бұрын
@@p1ntu_ no. It's a story made up by Nietzche
@cdogthehedgehog69233 жыл бұрын
What he actually meant by this was he was looking for a "real human being" because he didn't think humans were real. Seriously.
@witherblaze3 жыл бұрын
@@cdogthehedgehog6923 wha?
@tapadhleibh30525 жыл бұрын
Diogenes: The First Shitposter Coming to your local movie theater soon!
@carcinogenicthalidomide30575 жыл бұрын
A NGE fan,pretty rare these days.
@tapadhleibh30525 жыл бұрын
Just in Y. Sometimes I feel like I’m the only teen who really loves NGE
@carcinogenicthalidomide30575 жыл бұрын
@@tapadhleibh3052 for a show from 1995,you sure are. Genuinely Good anime shows are rare nowadays.
@lephantomchickn36764 жыл бұрын
Literally if you think about it
@worm_wannacry4 жыл бұрын
Onika M starships were meant to fly
@user-xz1wy4to4o Жыл бұрын
they killed socrates for asking too many questions yet they gave the guy literally pissing and shitting on people a pass 💀
@blueberry1vom1t Жыл бұрын
to be fair he smelled like shit and was surrounded by an army of loyal dogs who followed him around everywhere. Yeah a side note people leave out is that he loved dogs and they loved him. So I guess people wanted to get rid of him, but didn't wanna deal with getting a big enough group of people to get close to his small army of dogs, who would absolutely give them the most infected bite wounds that side of the eastern hemisphere.
@standingwhilepooping4685 Жыл бұрын
So what, I see nothing wrong with this.
@KnightoftheSorryFace Жыл бұрын
@@urmomsmomsmom The jester can speak freely, for nothing he says truly seems to matter
@Spleens8549 ай бұрын
@@KnightoftheSorryFace dude roasted the so hard they deleted the comment
@KnightoftheSorryFace9 ай бұрын
@@Spleens854 I don't think that was even against the person I replied to, I'm pretty sure I just saw an opportunity to reference a line I really liked in reference to whatever they said
@yoboikamil5253 жыл бұрын
when we talked about him in school he was apparently some cultured philosopher, but irl he was a living shitpost.
@KittyPants.3 жыл бұрын
Why is that so accurate tho?
@corinthiaevangeline90233 жыл бұрын
I feel like he'd love tumblr
@MasonGreenWeed3 жыл бұрын
@@corinthiaevangeline9023 before the great purge
@surfboardjoker62993 жыл бұрын
@@corinthiaevangeline9023 He'd probably be disgusted with almost every aspect of the internet, and modern society. As he should.
@nubreed132 жыл бұрын
A living shit post that also challenged every popular form of thought with logic and reason behind it. Still a crazy ass bastard however
@Cauks14 жыл бұрын
“If I were not Alexander, I would like to be Diogenes” Alexander the Great
@theawesomeboy88884 жыл бұрын
"If I were not Diogenes, I would like to be Diogenes" Diogenes the Cynic to Alexander
@jooot_68504 жыл бұрын
@@theawesomeboy8888 Diogenes the Greater
@georgy25963 жыл бұрын
“Sam “O’nella” the greatest
@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard3 жыл бұрын
@@jooot_6850 Diogenes the cheese grater*
@zejdland3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/pni9i5WiYpmWf7M i am alexander
@pieandcheese6473 жыл бұрын
“The wise man at the nudist beach covers not his balls, but his face” -Diogenes (I think)
@b45943 жыл бұрын
Wise words from a wise man
@causticmain74773 жыл бұрын
@@b4594 a wise man indeed
@kikiretzorg14673 жыл бұрын
Hmm, yes, very wise
@causticmain74773 жыл бұрын
@@kikiretzorg1467 have you heard the story of Darth Plagueis the wise
@microwave89313 жыл бұрын
This sounds like something he would say
@rashto3940 Жыл бұрын
I am downright appalled that Diogenes isn't talked about as nearly as he should be his life story is completely insane
@rosethunder38207 ай бұрын
The fact we still know so much about him today says everything
@Fanimati0n5 жыл бұрын
You forgot the further interaction between Alexander the Great & Diogenes. After he told him to quit blocking his sunlight, Alexander, in awe of Diogenes' testicular fortitude, told him "if I were not already Alexander, I would wish to be you." To which Diogenes responded "If I weren't me, I'd want to be me too."
@kamai94405 жыл бұрын
Badass
@Noway0225 жыл бұрын
And then the whole class stood up and started clapping
@kamai94405 жыл бұрын
@@Noway022 diogenes: I'm gonna dab on those emperor's
@mfrommi65935 жыл бұрын
Thug Life
@calmdown55595 жыл бұрын
It's literally in the video...
@candy27127 жыл бұрын
"I am Alexander, I can offer you literally anything." "k fam, get outta my way"
@TheCutePyro7 жыл бұрын
flames 64 The most powerful man in the world said he will do anything for you and you ask him to get out of your way.
@maelgugi7 жыл бұрын
Reese Frohlich Actually it's a pretty deep request, basically he said "let me live my life the way I want it to be without the interference of big government or pointless random norms imposed by society"... or maybe he was already in his way, I guess we'll never know
@candy27127 жыл бұрын
maelgugi "live my live"
@maelgugi7 жыл бұрын
flames 64 Thanks for helping my english
@candy27127 жыл бұрын
maelgugi np
@allisonwest70793 жыл бұрын
"He criticized Plato, disputed his interpretation of Socrates, and sabotaged his lectures, sometimes distracting listeners by bringing food and eating during the discussions." What a guy
@cdemr2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Gregory House
@youwerethere Жыл бұрын
Bro was the back of the class
@advin6294 Жыл бұрын
Some say he defecate and probably masturbate in Plato's lecture.
@samiamtheman7379 Жыл бұрын
What does it say about Socrates when Diogenes existed, yet no one ever made him eat poison berries?
@AA-vr8ve Жыл бұрын
This is just that one kid in every college lecture ever
@Mightymite1 Жыл бұрын
When Diogenes was to be sold to slavery, he was asked which task he was best at. He replied, "Being a master."
@Seamannon8 күн бұрын
I think it was "ruling" or "leading" or some other similar word, like "managing".
@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard3 жыл бұрын
I think it's just hilarious how there are two ways of seeing Diogenes 1- A very wise poor man who constantly shared hos wisdom 2- Greek's local shitposter
@Demonicidiot3 жыл бұрын
I see it as both of those
@questionmarkquestionmarkques3 жыл бұрын
literal shitposter
@AkiraSugo.mp32 жыл бұрын
He was a real gamer. Never took a shower and hated society
@Himax92 жыл бұрын
Same thing.
@kuratse205 Жыл бұрын
3- A badass that had unwavering beliefs about the world, and exhibited those beliefs in the most ridiculous and funny ways.
@darrelstinkmeaner46735 жыл бұрын
"When I'm dead just throw me in the trash" -Diogenes, probably
@horacegentleman32964 жыл бұрын
Diogenes was definitely fringe class.
@innosanto4 жыл бұрын
Diogenes actually said : Through my body outside the walls. And this is the start of an anecdotal conversation ( they told him: the dogs will start biting you. Wouldn't that bother you? Diogenes:.Then give me a bone to get up and scare them away. Others: And how will you do that if you're dead? Diogenes: Then why would I be bothered? ) There are actually many good ones with Diogenes. Diogenes if I remember correctly generally idolized the dogs ( and cynic comes from greek word for dog)
@danielcastillo5914 жыл бұрын
Aristotle: I am extremely annoying for most philosophers, since I counter their arguments with well structured logic and questions Diogenes, fighting a rabid dog for half a dead bird: Oh are you now?
@CoffeeD_14 жыл бұрын
@@alexneufeld8918 Isn't that almost literally newtons first law?
@TheRaveJunkie4 жыл бұрын
@@alexneufeld8918 I'm afraid it is
@THEPELADOMASTER4 жыл бұрын
@@alexneufeld8918 I mean, very crudely said, but yes it is
@THEPELADOMASTER4 жыл бұрын
@@alexneufeld8918 let's see... every object will remain at rest unless compelled to change its state by the action of an external force. "Things wanna be at rest" does seem like a very crude way of saying it.
@THEPELADOMASTER4 жыл бұрын
@@alexneufeld8918 it is
@firewizardrunepro9 ай бұрын
Digenes living till 89 at that time period is insane
@taureanbeaver32033 ай бұрын
It's probably not nearly as insane as we've been misled to believe. We get the message that life was exceedingly miserable and short from the same systems that educated the orphans of genocidal conquests. Central authoritarians have no rational justification for their positions, so it's necessary to instill fears based on lies as the only acceptable common knowledge in order to maintain followers who dutifully perform their services and enlist their children in armies. I would guess that the average lifespan of hermits who live on berries in the mountains is longer than the average affluent person hustling through life under the baseless and un-perceived oppression of cultural norms of any false society which can't function within the limitations of Dunbar's number. My theory is that a true human society would result in much higher average lifespans for the tribe. It would, in fact, at the very least remove the burden of cognitive dissonance and afford a better quality of life than any amount of toys, widgets or sideshows could ever provide.
@kargaroc3863 ай бұрын
If you got past early childhood, you had a decent enough chance to get to just about the same age as nowadays.
@Susanoo10162 ай бұрын
He was also a dumpster diver
@andrejmicic51922 ай бұрын
Yea most people at that time didn’t make it to their 60s,and this bro was shitting and pissing on people living in disgusting conditions until 89,if that dog didn’t bite him bro would have lived to 100 or more
@Kalposia10563 жыл бұрын
After Diogenes’s plucking a chicken stunt, Plato actually changed his definition of a human to ‘A featherless biped with flat broad nails.’ Which is fucking hilarious.
@rigbyshaun55803 жыл бұрын
He didn’t go with like flightless, but the shape of T O E N A I L S
@KittyPants.3 жыл бұрын
Why the toenails tho?
@rigbyshaun55803 жыл бұрын
@@KittyPants. don’t you know? Chickens have broad fingernails
@KittyPants.3 жыл бұрын
@@rigbyshaun5580 just got done eating and this is what is come back too
@KittyPants.3 жыл бұрын
@@rigbyshaun5580 the even funnier thing is that I have chickens
@soribannon4414 жыл бұрын
My favorite Diogenes quote: In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face, dude hated the one percent before there was a one percent
@soribannon4414 жыл бұрын
@patrick howard That's why I'm not communist, I'm a democratic socialist.
@abbyfisher80794 жыл бұрын
@Christobanistan you act as though liblefts don't exist
@abbyfisher80794 жыл бұрын
@beebly revolutionary catalonia
@sarafontanini70513 жыл бұрын
diogenese, probably: fuck zeus. *throws his own poop at zeus*
@alverdeo9653 жыл бұрын
"Cool it with the anti semitic remarks"
@austin0girl3 жыл бұрын
Diogenes really just said: “hey this whole life thing is boring peace”
@themostbritishpersonalive8683 жыл бұрын
He saw a ghost and decided his physical form was useless
@Real_Tower_Pizza3 жыл бұрын
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 Lol he probobly just held his breath untill he died of lack of oxygen or som shit
@Tyler-ip7mj Жыл бұрын
Diogenes' had a student named Menippus who was also a Cynic. Lucian wrote some stories about Menippus going to the Underworld and in one of them Menippus has a conversation with Cerberus and it's basically just him going "gods you're really living the dream as a dog"
@skeletonbuyingpealts71345 ай бұрын
Diogenes had an army of dogs, right?
@ShnoogleMan7 жыл бұрын
Greek philosophers were the edgelords of the ancient world.
@IchCharacter7 жыл бұрын
And Geek philosophers are the edgelords of modern time. How curious.
@Goldenheart_3457 жыл бұрын
I wish I found you sooner
@bauhausa69337 жыл бұрын
ShnoogleMan of course,fucking anybody is a edgelord..Fucking Hell
@jafrost13286 жыл бұрын
Ever seen a modern philosophy lecture? Filled with fedoras and mens rights activists
@judgeholden67615 жыл бұрын
@@jafrost1328 Very true but like I've also seen tumblr thread attempts to be philosophical and between the two mirror-copy yin-yang lonely self-obsessed polar opposites that are the neckbeard and the tumblr "SJW" or whatever, I'll take the smelly narcissist who can at least articulate abstract thought logically over the magical thinking electric blue-haired identity wizard who tries to weaponize personal weakness and moral superiority any day xD
@Lambda_Ovine4 жыл бұрын
Diogenes after being kidnapped for slavery: Sell me to that man, he's in need of a master.
@Spongebrain973 жыл бұрын
@I'm on crack yeah he apparently didnt mind being a slave because he wasnt used for manual labor but was instead a tutor that could lay around in doors
@adams_chong94503 жыл бұрын
Fuckin madlad
@Kareltiv3 жыл бұрын
WOW imagine if pets chose THEIR owners
@JohnSmith-ex8iw3 жыл бұрын
I swear, this man's tongue is a fucking gun. He murders all with his sharp insults.
@nabkill01343 жыл бұрын
The fact that the man indeed buy him is crazy.
@Btester2 Жыл бұрын
Once plato saw him washing vegetables in a river and plato said: If you knew how to court kings you wouldnt have to wash vegetables. To this dio said: If uou knew how to wash vegetables you wouldnt have to court kings.
@Dalen22_W7 жыл бұрын
He is famous for both giving a shit and not giving a shit
@sergei93277 жыл бұрын
and taking a shit
@teli63507 жыл бұрын
And taking a shit without giving a shit
@Bobelponge1236 жыл бұрын
And shitposts
@Dalen22_W6 жыл бұрын
do you know de way? Thx
@nikgokuhil4 жыл бұрын
Alternative route- Diogenes covers himself in feathers- I'VE ABANDONED MY HUMANITY PLATO!!!!
@chaircrusaders12574 жыл бұрын
DIO was in fact wearing a coat with feathers in that scene. Coincidence?
@SheepSleeper4 жыл бұрын
@@chaircrusaders1257 I think NOT
@SheepSleeper4 жыл бұрын
@Captain Bruh yeah, the joke was kinda forced, but they had the spirit
@adrifitz87933 жыл бұрын
Here’s the thing, it’s like JoJokes are like 69 gags. Both are not inherently funny nor original, but they tend to pop in the most unlikely of scenarios that you can’t help but chuckle at the stupidity of their existence. They’re still funny, just not in the way one would expect.
@Dokataa3 жыл бұрын
@@adrifitz8793 I was gonna call you the oingo boingo of stands but you got there in the end
@Zeruel35 жыл бұрын
"Oh god dammit not you again" I get the feeling Plato said that a lot whenever Diogenes was around
@hobo_joe74804 жыл бұрын
It would have been against his principles as the basis of philosophy is argument
@NStripleseven Жыл бұрын
That bit where he wanted to be thrown into the wilderness after he died had another part to it. He was discussing this with someone, and they asked why he would allow his body to be torn to shreds. He responded “Well then, I’ll ask them to give me a knife so I can defend myself.” After the obvious “what are you going to do with a knife, you’ll be dead,” he responded with “Then why should I care what happens to me?”
@keebri27512 ай бұрын
The perfect comeback lol
@clubstepstudios39123 жыл бұрын
Next thing you know Diogenes is in a cauldron using a hammer to climb a mountain.
@alexandersmidt52893 жыл бұрын
Still annoying the crap out of everybody, even after multiple millenia.
@IAdmitMyCrime3 жыл бұрын
nice reference
@kiwi_2_official2 жыл бұрын
CLUBSTEP MONSTER
@sicksalt77654 жыл бұрын
Plato: The definition of human is “featherless biped” Diogenes : I’m about to do what’s called a pro-gamer move
@panzerfich4 жыл бұрын
*pro-philosopher move
@Balweh14 жыл бұрын
I'm about to destroy this man's career.*
@etho73514 жыл бұрын
I'm about to end this mans whole career
@tommyzoom99764 жыл бұрын
The original troll
@etho73514 жыл бұрын
@@tommyzoom9976 except he wasn't a toxic troll he was Somehow noble.
@MrJostur5 жыл бұрын
"STOP SHITTING EVERYWHERE! I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL-" "What are you gonna do? Burn my house?"
@@FlexBeanbag I've learned from experience not to click on links.
@FlexBeanbag4 жыл бұрын
@@olbradley well my link is worth clicking
@hankrogers84314 жыл бұрын
@@FlexBeanbag That's what she said
@FightingPost2 жыл бұрын
The Greek for when Diogenes told Alexander to move apparently has a double meaning. Alternatively meaning “enlighten me”. Which makes it even more cool
@fumothfan94 жыл бұрын
He saw the kid drinking with his hand, destroyed his wooden bowl and said something like "a fool i have been to have been carrying around such useless luggage".
@theenderdestruction23622 жыл бұрын
He probably thought "wait a damn minute I have been doing this wrong shit that kid got the right idea"
@korbencrosby89686 жыл бұрын
Plato: creates theory of knowlege -it gets debunked by another philosopher Plato: defines a human -it gets debunked by homeless man hhhhhmmmm...
@RandemFellow5 жыл бұрын
Plato was wrong about a lot of things.
@randoprior41305 жыл бұрын
@@RandemFellow| but he did get people to think. His ideas could be way off base, but he died leaving us questions nobody had ever even thought to consider. Philosophy isn't about being right; that would be science. Philosophy is about looking at the world from such a perverted fantastical point of view that it looks different. It is like trying to define a question that is so ambiguous that it has no solution. But in seeking the solution, it moulds our thoughts and changes how we examine the world around us. In this sense, he was still a great philosopher, and deserves the respect his memory has.
@bernardocoto85195 жыл бұрын
@@randoprior4130 Plato has become famous through our times because his writings managed to survive through war, fire and other calamities. Unfortunately, there are dozens of philosophers we know nothing about and never will because their work failed to survive, not because of lack of quality, but by sheer luck. Diogenes left some writings but his own disciples thought the themes were too disturbing and destroyed them. He's supposed to have written a text about canibbalism and poverty and, if we use our imagination a bit, well, let's just say Jonathan swift touched the same topics and ended up with an essay were he defends that in order to end hunger and poverty, we should eat the poor. Just imagine what Diogenes would have done with such a topic...
@kingbreloom26305 жыл бұрын
@@randoprior4130 not true. Chinese philosophers far back already found these theories but didn't attribute names to them and called them 'common sense'
@jackalope23025 жыл бұрын
Why not. We can learn from the mistakes of what was once considered to be a wise man. An marvel when he actually gets something right. Plus, when you're the first superstar of your field, you will be remembered, mistakes and triumphs. Just ask the Beatles. Or Freud.
@definitelynotanAIchatbot6 жыл бұрын
I need a Diogenes and Alexander buddy cop movie.
@GameyRaccoon5 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@billysweird5 жыл бұрын
It would consist of diogenes shitting out the window of the car as they chase down the bad-guy, and when they stopped he would most likely wander off down to the local whores and scream at them till they gave him free sex. While Alexander would become president and eventually get poisoned by his own political party, he may or may not also bang his mother depending on what historical heresy you believe.
@nataliaborys15545 жыл бұрын
Or Diogenes and Plato
@ryanhernandez18775 жыл бұрын
Diogenes would probably be shot many times over, but yes. We do need one.
@thelittletyrant55395 жыл бұрын
There was a rumor that diogenes died at the same date as Alexander the great but the source was recorded 600 years later
@corebite2 жыл бұрын
Diogenes is the epidemy of pure logic. Everything he does is just the embodiment of ones simple and unexplicable desires, without all the symbolic bullshit around it. He was living life just for being and existing. By far the most down to earth guy who wasn't afraid of the hard, cold and simple truth. Ever.
@DarrelWatkins774 ай бұрын
You’re so stupid😂
@calliopejayne44773 жыл бұрын
Going through Diogenes quotes, be noticed that he really liked dogs. As far as to say he liked them more than people on multiple accounts. And once referred to himself as Diogenes the dog. What a king
@piaoyun41963 жыл бұрын
Furry
@rifarira91603 жыл бұрын
The ancient furry
@epicboxx38383 жыл бұрын
O R I G I N A L F U R R Y
@furrycircuitry23783 жыл бұрын
OG Furry
@redbetta21913 жыл бұрын
snoop dogg got nothing on this OG
@gustavoteles59943 жыл бұрын
When someone reminded Diogenes that the people of Sinope had sentenced him to exile, he said, "And I sentenced them to stay at home". Lol
@HolyRamanRajya2 жыл бұрын
Stay in civilization*
@heavenlywithhishands Жыл бұрын
@@HolyRamanRajya It's crazy how a fan of Greece's biggest shitposter can't let a shitpost run by without correcting it's inaccuracies
@brovid-199 ай бұрын
@@heavenlywithhishandsoh wow, didn't realize you were such a huge fan of dick
@RidleyUwO3 жыл бұрын
This man clowned on society so fucking hard that we are still talking about it thousands of years later.
@amiradatumanong90923 жыл бұрын
Lol Gandalf the Gay
@Anon265352 жыл бұрын
You thought "behold, a man" was a stupid meme from the internet, when in fact it was I, DIOgenes!
@adrianjamesdelfin74144 ай бұрын
このディオだ!
@themotherofharlots46057 жыл бұрын
thanks for enlightening me with that hot steamy knowledge
@redbaron28297 жыл бұрын
STUPID - KITTY first
@LarryTL7 жыл бұрын
dripping down your neck and chest
@themotherofharlots46057 жыл бұрын
Larry Nüt
@masonyonker4337 жыл бұрын
Sam you're the creeping uncle I always wanted
@MRCOLOURfilld7 жыл бұрын
hotsteamy K N O W L E D G E (insert bass-boosted Tai Lopez here)
@svord006 жыл бұрын
He came to Plato with a chicken and yelled "BEHOLD! A MAN!". far better than what he reenacted. Plato also said to Diogenese: "This is a cup, there are many cups in the world, there is only one idea of a cup and this cupness precedes the existence of all particular cups". "I can see the cup on the table" said Diogenes, "but I can't see the cupness". "That's because you have the eyes to see the cup," said Plato, "but", tapping his head with his forefingers, " you don't have the intellect with which to comprehend cupness" Diogenes walked up to the table, examined a cup and looking inside, asked," Is it empty?" Plato nodded. "Where is the emptiness which precedes this empty cup?" asked Diogenes. Plato allowed himself a few moments to collect his thoughts, but Diogenese reached over and tapping Plato's head with his finger said: "I think you will fin here is the emptiness".
@ninjabluefyre38155 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Mercutio.
@metehan57445 жыл бұрын
Diogenes didnt need fire to cook his food, he roasted other philosophers daily
@ZorkSolid5 жыл бұрын
THAT THE SICKEST FUCKING BURN I HEARD
@ryanhernandez18775 жыл бұрын
It's a wonder this lad wasn't killed. He's amazing.
@GumSkyloard5 жыл бұрын
He was a god among men, holy Diogenes.
@screwby65832 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Alexander actually felt a good amount of remorse and paranoia , due to the fact he waged war everywhere. Which caused him to have a humbling moment of if I die I’m going to hell basically. And wished to pawn off a lot of his riches to many people, cue Diogenes. He knew of the man and indeed offered him a favor, but not just a favor. Many riches as well, Diogenes refused and said the Sun one liner, and indeed Alexander was stunned at his simple and fearless life, so he refused any action against him. To add onto this, many other rulers such as the Qin dynasty (Terra-cotta army burial grounds guy) (brutal unification of China guy) had a somewhat similar reaction where he had built the whole terra-cotta Army to defend himself from when he dies souls of the people that he terrorize during his reign would come and get him so there’s there’s a lot of cases of this mini interactions with random people of these great leaders who feel remorse.
@adog3129 Жыл бұрын
if any world leaders feel like this today, i would be happy to help them secure their passage into heaven by giving me things
@almightyturtle8085 Жыл бұрын
@@adog3129 based
@Prizm17 Жыл бұрын
0:50 I always took “he has a bowl but saw a kid drinking from his hands and said ‘what do I need this shit for’ “ as he gave the kid his bowl cuz he was a nice dude, after watching so many times it finally hit me, the bowl is obsolete, he wasn’t being nice and giving the kid the bowl he threw it away because his hands were all he needed 😂😂😂
@mr.anderson22417 жыл бұрын
"YEAH UH, WHAT THE FUCK?"
@KonEl-BlackZero7 жыл бұрын
Thats me in every Salmonella video.
@jondunlap18927 жыл бұрын
i don't think that sentence existed yet, he was speaking english
@Quandaledillywingle7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Anderson - professional catholic monster hunter 😂😂
@rorybrennan55627 жыл бұрын
Mr. Anderson - professional catholic monster hunter ii
@rumpleforeskin95434 жыл бұрын
Dropped out of school in year 4, homeless, drug abuse, never read a book in my life, lucky I had just enough skills to read. First book I ever read was at the age of 27, it was on Greek philosophy, Socrates, Aurelius Stoicism, Epicurianism, but uncle Diogenes took the cake, walking around during the day with a lamp, when people asked what he was doing, he replied "looking for an honest man"
@zoroaster30534 жыл бұрын
Crates of thebes and zeno of citium are also notable philosophers.
@kermitenthusiast4853 жыл бұрын
Now that's a story.
@saveriannathan14153 жыл бұрын
Keep fighting, man
@JAL_EDM2 жыл бұрын
For someone who dropped out of school in like, 3rd grade, you seem to write rather well and not 3rd graderlike
@El-de6nj2 жыл бұрын
@@JAL_EDM Not assuming anything about anybody here, but i don't believe OP stated what age they are. You can learn to ride/write any any time in life
@cozence5 жыл бұрын
Look at this person I found! Wow *throws shaved chicken at such velocity it crumbles on impact with the ground* What a guy
@redarmyofdeath12434 жыл бұрын
*Plato sighs as student raises hand Plato: yes my student? Student: YEAH UH WHAT THE FUCK?
@IYPITWL4 жыл бұрын
Plucked
@katyungodly4 жыл бұрын
I’m laughing because you called it shaved instead of plucked 😂 the idea of shaving a chicken sounds so absurd
@nottheslam-jamfrincisco8384 жыл бұрын
the casual through tho he like dropped it it it just collapsed on itself, legend
@aes2621 Жыл бұрын
I remember when this video came out, I thought it was really one of the funniest videos. Now 5 years later I’m using it as a source in my philosophy thesis lol
@thetexan1011 Жыл бұрын
How did it go?
@bierwolf8360 Жыл бұрын
you really are putting a lot of effort into your burger-flipping career
@aldrich_leon854711 ай бұрын
its been 10 months. how's your thesis going?
@MountainsAreCool2 ай бұрын
RESPOND BACK. ARE YOU "nigga rich" YET?
@MountainsAreCool2 ай бұрын
RESPOND BACK. ARE YOU "nigga rich" YET?
@emmettlester7393 жыл бұрын
Diogenes being sold as a slave: "Sell me to him! He needs a master!". *Mad man*
@labrynianrebel Жыл бұрын
When a slave owned by Diogenes ran away he said "Well if he can survive without Diogenes, Diogenes can survive without him"
@Gigas01016 жыл бұрын
You missed a bit of sass worth going over where people were horrified about how he wanted to get thrown outside the city and said "Dude, the animals will eat your body" So Diogenes said "Okay, give me a stick so I can beat up the animals when they try to eat me" And the people said "Wait, how are you going to use a stick? You'll be dead." And Diogenes replied "Yeah, I won't have much use for a stick, huh... Or a body, idiots." I'm paraphrasing a bit but it's another example of just how awesome he was.
@erikkooy28045 жыл бұрын
My Latin exam in high school was about this story. It was amazing
@lucaskrsrensen45875 жыл бұрын
He was so ahead of his time
@ryanhernandez18775 жыл бұрын
This mans
@franktheprank73365 жыл бұрын
Also lets not forget that after Diogenes did his featherless biped stunt, Plato change his description of a man to "a featherless biped with broad flat nails". This means that Plato, upon seeing Diogenes throw a featherless(an probably dead)chicken in the middle of his lecture, basically said "I mean...he has a point".
@shmebble7 жыл бұрын
I died when danny devito said “when im dead, just throw me in the trash”
@lokilord13736 жыл бұрын
K, I’ll get the bin
@snausages435 жыл бұрын
Technically Frank Reynolds said that. I’m sure Danny would prefer to be disposed of in one of the conventional ways.
@9ball1795 жыл бұрын
I'm the trash man
@hyperspacejester73775 жыл бұрын
Really? We have to wait 'til he dies? 😩
@yellafella27185 жыл бұрын
Irony is strong with this one
@dirdydan Жыл бұрын
Jokes still hold up after all this time. Truly the mark of a talented creator. Glad to have you back
@portalowy53467 жыл бұрын
Yes, my student? :YEAH UH, WHAT THE FUCK" perfect scene.
@scottl8756 жыл бұрын
Portalowy me in chemistry
@bvssl6 жыл бұрын
EPIC
@norgepalm73156 жыл бұрын
AlSamaani Bassel. LE EPIC amiright xD?!?!!?!!1!1
@viewyevening87193 жыл бұрын
Also, something about him you didn't mention, Diogenis got kicked out of his city because he counterfeited currency and when people made fun of him because of it, he simply said "I punished them to stay there"
@panasane3 жыл бұрын
Crazy how people have appreciated the fact that this guy was simply the maddest of lads for over a millennium.
@somerandomfolk99222 жыл бұрын
This chad made fun of one -perhaps the most- fundementalist philosophers in history
@randomguy7174 Жыл бұрын
another fun anecdote: Diogenes was watching an archery contest once, and one of the archers missed his target completely, so Diogenes sat in front of the target and said "this might as well be the safest place"
@beyzagunduz1725 жыл бұрын
Once he climbed a rock in the middle of marketplace. And started yelling “people! Men of the city! Men!” And as the crowd gathered around him, he started waving his stick at the crowd; shoo-ing them away. Screaming at them saying “I called the people! Not you!” It sounds weird in english but what it tries to say is - you are not high enough to be humans-
@darthdillon474 жыл бұрын
Cool story bro.
@unflexian4 жыл бұрын
he was high all right
@katyungodly4 жыл бұрын
Fiftyset he was calling them less than human
@jimmyrustler99804 жыл бұрын
Wow, so deep and profound! Truly a thinker ahead of his time!! *Sarcasm*
@boosie4l1334 жыл бұрын
tempodude he already high as fuck when he borned
@stitchman48563 жыл бұрын
2:19 That was the smoothest animation of a chicken splat I've ever seen
@Poop-nu1so3 жыл бұрын
what a guy
@ExyleCage3 жыл бұрын
I slowed it down to X .25 speed, and it was fucking glorious.
@worstusernameintheworld98713 жыл бұрын
@@ExyleCage I tried it out and you are definitely right, it was absolutely marvelous
@coolshsish3 жыл бұрын
and i love that noise
@fridayyz44083 жыл бұрын
@@worstusernameintheworld9871 I tried it but "Woaaw whaeat a guiuy" took my attention away
@BicycleMotorsports6 жыл бұрын
College: Tens of thousands of dollars a year. Sam O'nella Academy: Free. 🤔
@Jaden-lv7kx6 жыл бұрын
College: Carefully constructed curriculums that are designed to fully inform about a subject. Sam O'nella Academy: Whatever caught some random guys fancy while browsing wikipedia.
@adamsandler79806 жыл бұрын
pro builder I know which one I’d rather listen too.
@guilhermetozzo6 жыл бұрын
School is a failed system
@thiagomaciel59515 жыл бұрын
I been seeing tons of billboards lately mostly for colleges/universities and mortgage lending/real estate.
@lopkobor69165 жыл бұрын
Jaden But hey, it’s free
@br0sine Жыл бұрын
0:17 WELL THAT JUST AGED BADLY
@malodos2295 Жыл бұрын
Wym?
@SuperWii60 Жыл бұрын
@@malodos2295He supported Hitler’s actions
@particles.in.motion Жыл бұрын
LMAOOO😭😭
@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa Жыл бұрын
no, it aged like wine
@dogeyeslin6 ай бұрын
Hes still right
@Ari-nw3qy3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Diogenes often liked representing himself as a dog, making him the world's first furry.
@Kuhmuhnistische_Partei3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, "Cynicism" derived from κυνικός (kynikos) 'dog-like' or κύων (kyôn) 'dog'.
@demdem79463 жыл бұрын
no
@tesial3 жыл бұрын
Please delete this.
@NerdStuffing3 жыл бұрын
Thank you very cool
@oscarbelmare_223 жыл бұрын
So the first memer was also a furry.............. thats something
@sleeexs4 жыл бұрын
"If there is a God, he definetely has a sense of humor."
@BabaJeez4 жыл бұрын
like you wouldn't believe.
@screamsinrussian57733 жыл бұрын
@@geoffok you are named after a prick, Willy you ain't the one to talk
@Simplifried3 жыл бұрын
@@screamsinrussian5773 *_screams in russian_*
@emoney3618 Жыл бұрын
@@geoffokAverage stupid atheist.
@XxzephyrusxX16 жыл бұрын
Two corrections: a) Diogenes was actually relatively clean, if not just as clean as everyone else. Living in the streets didn't mean lack of ways to wash in ancient Greece ('specially Athens, though he lived in Corinth for a long time). There's an anecdote that once upon a time he was invited to dinner and when he asked to go to the bathroom, the host took him to wash and upon looking at the sorry state of the bath he said "Where do those that wash here, go to wash themselves after?". So it's implied that he was relatively clean to have made that remark. He was also a slave to a rich household and thus had access to baths etc. b) In his confrontation with Alexander, he didn't tell him to move over, he told him "enlighten me" which in Ancient Greek could mean either: a) Move so that you don't hide the sun or b) give me knowledge. It was a really smart pun and because of that Alexander replied "If I hadn't been born Alexander, I'd like to have been born Diogenes".
@GumSkyloard5 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, if I hadn't been born Diogenes, I'd like to have been born Diogenes too."
@talaldimashkie58695 жыл бұрын
@@GumSkyloard me too
@ryanhernandez18775 жыл бұрын
Woah
@RedFloyd4695 жыл бұрын
There's some doubt whether the anecdote of Alexander meeting Diogenes is actually true. Most of these stories need to be taken with a grain of salt.
@Hanzel065 жыл бұрын
Fuckin' nerd
@The_Biscuit_From_Heaven2 жыл бұрын
- Acts like a raving lunatic - Tells one of the most powerful people in the world to move out of the way - Dies - Doesn’t elaborate Sigma grindset 😎
@bubblebreak41606 жыл бұрын
Diogenes was a hero and a legend. I encourage everyone to read more about him. Here are some of my favorites: When Diogenes told Alexander to get out of his sun, Alexander said to his commanders who were with him: "Truly, if I were not Alexander I should like to be Diogenes." Diogenes said: "If I were not Diogenes, I should like to be Diogenes." Diogenes would walk backwards through the marketplace, people would scoff and laugh until one of them would ask: "Why do you walk backwards?" Diogenes said: "Because men live their whole lives backwards, but I can turn around easily" and then would turn and walk normally. Diogenes said: "When a man buys a bowl, he tests it to see if it's sound rings true. But men do not test a life" Diogenes had a young man who asked to become his student. He gave him a fish to hold and told him and told him to follow him around. Eventually the man was overcome with shame and threw the fish on the ground. Diogenes said: "Our relationship was broken over a fish." Diogenes said: "When I look upon doctors, philosophers, and navigators I think man must be the most intelligent animal. When I look upon dream interpreters, fortune tellers, and those proud of a conceit of wealth I think man must be the most foolish." He was invited into a luxurious house where he was warned not to spit on the floor. So Diogenes spit on the homeowners face and said: "I had no better receptacle." When a boy was caught stealing a bowl from a temple and was hauled away by the temple officials Diogenes said: "The big thieves carry the small thief away to be punished." Once he was given a slave named Manes as a gift. Manes soon ran away and when people told Diogenes to go after his slave, Diogenes said: "If Manes can live without Diogenes, it would be absurd if Diogenes could not live without Manes" When asked why he was a dog (Cynic) Diogenes said: "I fawn over who gives to me, I bark at who denies me, and I sink my teeth into scoundrels." When asked what type of dog he was, Diogenes said: "When hungry a Maltese, when full a Molossian, two breeds people praise, but do not take hunting for fear they will not be able to keep up." Plato was walking home from a prestigious meeting at the Temple of Dionysus. Diogenes was sitting by the road washing vegetable. Plato said: "If you had come to pay court to Dionysus, you would not have to wash vegetables." Diogenes replied: "If you had washed vegetables, you would not have had to pay court to Dionysus." Diogenes said to a man performing a purification ritual: "Unhappy man, do you not see that you cannot remove an error in judgement by sprinkling water any more than you could remove an error in grammar?" When asked why people give to beggars but not to philosophers he said: "Men give to beggars because they think that one day they may be blind or crippled, but they never expect to end up with philosophy." When asked what was the most beautiful thing in the world Diogenes said: "Freedom of speech" Here's the most important one: Diogenes said: "I follow the choir trainer's example, he sings a little higher so that the choir might find the right note"
@Fanman_72066 жыл бұрын
Why I mean why why did you do this why why why why WHY WHY! *WHY!!!*
@laynem98136 жыл бұрын
So basically Diogenes was Frank Gallagher
@Dexonic46 жыл бұрын
wait a Maltese dog existed back then? :D I am Maltese wooo hoo booo hooo
@rezbarbie246 жыл бұрын
But wouldnt standing next to a target someone keeps "missing" be the most dangerous??
@bermudi6 жыл бұрын
I was like, yeah... this is blushit, Maltese dogs back then? well. fuck me sideways... "The oldest record of this breed was found on a Greek amphora[14] found in the Etruscan town of Vulci, in which a Maltese-like dog is portrayed along with the word Μελιταιε (Melitaie). Archaeologists date this ancient Athenian product to the decades around 500 BC.[15] References to the dog can also be found in Ancient Greek and Roman literature.[16]" From Wiki
@chickennugsoil44214 жыл бұрын
What Diogenes said to Alexander is the equivalent to a North Korean saying Kim jong in is fat in front of him
@ajsmith3194 жыл бұрын
What immediate death?
@diamondmetal30624 жыл бұрын
nhhh hhh_g Pretty much. The rule of kings was law. What they said, goes. Someone as powerful as Alexander could’ve had him killed for insulting him. Luckily for Diogenes, Alexander had a sense of humour and wasn’t a complete wanker like Kim.
@patrikgajcevic81234 жыл бұрын
@@diamondmetal3062 and you know, Diogenes wouldn't give a shit if he died there
@olivia8923 жыл бұрын
@@patrikgajcevic8123 i mean hey The guy litterly plucked feathers out of a chicken and fucking shown it to playto just for shits and giggles
@bigjim99564 жыл бұрын
No obese women of color in smash? Wrong. Wario exists.
@thedkboyz4 жыл бұрын
THANKS NOW I GOT COFFE ON MY SCREEN AND SNOT ALL OVER MY FACE
@bigjim99564 жыл бұрын
apologies, my dude.
@fivefivetensmysenpai95504 жыл бұрын
@@bigjim9956 you seen morgana?
@fivefivetensmysenpai95504 жыл бұрын
@@bigjim9956 that was also a joke If you havent played persona 5 then you wouldnt get it
@bigjim99564 жыл бұрын
I haven’t.
@barnabashanko1806 Жыл бұрын
I have just learned that the guy in Getting Over It is actually a reference to Diogenes. (The guy's name is Diogenes too)
@laylamae35283 жыл бұрын
“In a rich mans house, there is no where to spit but his face” another wonderful quote
@exxpomarkerman87805 жыл бұрын
The human in simplest terms possible is: smart boi
@GumSkyloard5 жыл бұрын
indeed.
@monkeyman51055 жыл бұрын
Let me disprove that. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hofYdJupjbaSmtk
@maestrulgamer96955 жыл бұрын
boi?This means girls aren't human?
@novakastmusic5 жыл бұрын
dumb boi
@novakastmusic5 жыл бұрын
@@maestrulgamer9695 Ofcourse they aren't.
@thelaughingman34433 жыл бұрын
and he turned himself into a fatherless biped. Funniest shit I've ever seen
@OffGridInvestor3 жыл бұрын
FEATHERless
@thelaughingman34433 жыл бұрын
That too
@DrUnfunny3 жыл бұрын
God damn it.
@hughesj3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, uh, what the fuck?
@thelaughingman34433 жыл бұрын
@@hughesj both fatherless and featherless
@grendel60053 жыл бұрын
we talked about him in my philosophy class and my teacher referred to him as "the original edgelord" Edit: my teacher called him this as a joke. You people are taking it way too seriously.
@Aadhitiya_Murali3 жыл бұрын
tbh, he was anything but an edgelord.
@m-mori3 жыл бұрын
@@Aadhitiya_Murali Yeah I too feel lke thats inadequate. His whole lifestyle didnt just revolve around being cool because hes not like others but rather around critizising problems that not many besides him did,
@marshmallowcello75283 жыл бұрын
More like the OG shitposter
@DrUnfunny3 жыл бұрын
@@marshmallowcello7528 Shit posting is an art
@lianawang42193 жыл бұрын
@@marshmallowcello7528 with literal shit sometimes
@emmas.69065 жыл бұрын
*Yea, uh, **_W H A T T H E F U C K ? !_*
@straightupnothavingagoodtime5 жыл бұрын
That was an amazing moment
@Ltdayman10005 жыл бұрын
(Chicken plopping intenseifies)
@Linneom5 жыл бұрын
The birth of Jesus but I come out
@gavindillon14865 жыл бұрын
"HEY! Check out this _PERSON_ I found!"
@Linneom5 жыл бұрын
@@gavindillon1486 *P E R S O N*
@Tobbs965 жыл бұрын
Diogenes actually indirectly named the philosophy of Cynicism. A common nickname for him was "Diogenes the Dog". "Dog" in ancient Greek was "Cynic", therefore, he was "Diogenes the Cynic". Also, a story I've heard tells that Diogenes once walked down the street in the middle of the day with a lit lantern. When asked why, Diogenes replied: "I am looking for an honest man."
@legendarymarston91745 жыл бұрын
Ouch, he really loved to roast people XD
@OrgyBlossom895 жыл бұрын
My dog shop is named Diogenes The Dog LLC. for this reason ♡ I keep things natural and simple like I imagine he would.
@Ajc-ni3xn4 жыл бұрын
O u c h.
@shaunyjimenez96374 жыл бұрын
Diogenes be real savage fr
@Gekiko71674 жыл бұрын
Yeah in ancient Greek dog was called "κύων" and it was pronounced kúōn (as Jack John said)
@lemonize30 Жыл бұрын
1:21 "Out with waste" "Out with waste" 💀
@apollo60245 жыл бұрын
D: "Look at him, wow!" *Indescribable noise of a wet meat slapping against marble*
@xiaomeinster3 жыл бұрын
Homeless people are always so wise, just the other day, I saw a guy vaccinate himself under a bridge. And the day before that, two people were in their tent on the street and the tent was shaking vigorously. I think they were doing yoga in there.
@AcidRatz3 жыл бұрын
Wow
@epicboxx38383 жыл бұрын
Nobody reveal the joke
@AcidRatz3 жыл бұрын
@@epicboxx3838 sir you just revealed the joke by acknowledging that it was a joke-
@MotherCoconut.3 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@unbeatengamer7553 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and the fact that they know all this without tv, internet or school is just insane.