Why It Sucked to Be a Pirate

[@dunkienugg8792]

"But here's a few honorable mentions" *eyes immediately drop to D i c k R o t*

[@DISTurbedwaffle918]

*J u n g l e D i c k R o t*

[@nelly5954]

@@DISTurbedwaffle918 *R o t t e n D i c k J u n g l e s*

[@mrkiky]

Yea it's really the Rotten Dick Jungles that get you....

[@hightechhamza2006]

Dick sniffles

[@Seth-cn3xy]

*D I C K S NU F F L E S*

[@redrix1787]

It cracks me up how Sam's sense of humor hasn't changed in years.

[@JAKqkak]

Same 🤣

[@bloodakoos]

it was humor?

[@bentennyson2615]

Alguien De Internet no it was drama-._-.

[@VCRK888]

Alguien De Internet yes

[@mud2479]

Who is sam?

[@thatissuperfunny5358]

Schrodinger's Hardtack: if you eat it in the dark, the hardtack is simultaneously infested and not infested with weevils.

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Underrate comment.

[@ryanolson2405]

ahh an intellectual

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

OMG UR RIGHT

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

SAME WOTH BREAD

[@toonmati]

Me, an intellectual: haha.

[@jacobgonzalez1386]

Being fair to old Jack Sparrow, all his flips and rope swings are exclusively to run away from the pirates who are hacking the side characters to bits and pieces.

[@walrusArmageddon]

The crew at the beginning of a Pirates movie is always larger than the crew at the end. I think like, what, 6 or 7 people are left at the end of the second one?

[@bigben9492]

To be fair, jack knew how to fight with a sword, and so did most of his crew. To be extra fair, pirates irl weren't just dumbasses with sharp objects, they knew how to use said objects to a good degree. Now as for the shot being wasted on a deck hand if it was even able to shoot at the time, not sure.

[@NigerianCrusader]

@@walrusArmageddonINCLUDING TODD HOWARD

[@NigerianCrusader]

@@bigben9492STOP IGNORING ME

[@Lrizu]

​@@NigerianCrusaderuh nuh uhhhhh

[@brieblevins66]

sir that's my emotional support weevil

[@ttracs]

ultrabrie ma’am that is my guide flee

[@johnmemes6447]

Weevil

[@unlawfulspinach5435]

Sir that's my emotional support diseased rat

[@amiehalfacre1691]

do not eat mr weevil or kill mr rat

[@tf2oshaaa]

Blevins

[@bingbongjoel6581]

I thought pirates ate chicken, fish and apples. Cus that’s always what pirate Lego sets included.

[@MrSage0011]

I thought they have an orange tree in the ship And a very good cock with yellow hair

[@Armadurapersonal]

Cute avatar dude

[@ridiculicious]

@@MrSage0011 "cock"-! *...Well, I mean, you're not wrong.

[@MrSage0011]

@@ridiculiciousshit I wrote that??

[@destiny_9533]

I thought they fished or didn't even need to eat

[@Zeph0]

Noticed that "sucked" is past tense and being a pirate today is actually amazing don't listen to him

[@auhsojacosta1672]

Free terraria

[@mikijunior5339]

Arrr Crunchyroll is blocked in my country

[@DanielGarcia-kw4ep]

Go to Somalia then

[@swoluigi3828]

@@ilovemywifey21307 thats not even correct IP formatting

[@EpicVideoGamer7771]

free one piece with no ads :D

[@MMA-Pon]

fun fact: pirates didnt just drink budweiser by the gallon because they loved getting drunk but because the way beer was fermented at the time the consistency was closer to a very watery bread dough that had some alcohol in it so it was actually very filling as well as stimulating which is why depictions of beer at the time was very foamy. they really drank it cus it was just sterile and almost food, getting drunk was just a plus

[@NigerianCrusader]

WHATS BUDWEISER MATEY

[@njinlover]

I read they also drank beer because they didn't have enough clean water, which makes sense

[@ignatz2]

@@njinlover I imagine it probably went something like this: "Water is cheap, but beer is also cheap, filling (the beer of those times was very thick), and gets us drunk, so lets just get the beer."

[@anthonygerace8926]

@@njinlover Most people on land drank alcohol for the same reason.

[@ferretqueen2908]

At the time beer generally tended to be cleaner than the water

[@MaxJDF]

I like how little Jimmy's voice is deeper than Sammy's

[@nblack7314]

😂

[@henrykanning245]

Thank God I got my jungle dick rot vaccine when I was younger.

[@dragonboi6744]

*yea*

[@variache]

Heh, it is!

[@eatyourcereal7840]

s a m m y

[@PolythenePam0451]

"I might be disturbed, but that's one sickness I could definitely get down with" Nice

[@SealiioNahka]

I mean... sake and vodka are ok.

[@VCRK888]

The Film Freaks Holy shit i just got it

[@aji_jacobson]

@@SealiioNahka Disturbed is a band and they have a (great) sing titled: Down With the Sickness

[@abdallanassar9124]

Ahahahahah omg i just got it

[@shanag.2852]

Omg yes

[@yeet2787]

You forgot about the fact that a pirate would carry around 5 or more pistols because the second they got wet they wouldn't fire so they would just keep drawing pistols until one fired

[@Alizudo]

Also they took forever to reload so again it's just easier to grab another one and reload it after the fight is over.

[@ShiftdoesViolentRape]

They did Reaper Reload™ before it was cool.

[@Alizudo]

@@ShiftdoesViolentRape Which is another reason why Reaper goes so well with a pirate skin

[@Burn_Angel]

They weren't the first to do that. From what I know, dutch cavalry invented that strategy. Well, if you can call that a strategy.

[@hellatze]

@@Burn_Angel its a common sense lol.

[@tjm11015]

My favorite pirate was Black Bart Roberts. He was literally captured by pirates ☠, was forced to join the crew because he was a navigator, then when the captain died he was voted in as captain. Then he said, oh fck it, a short and merry life we will have. Then went on to have a suicidal charge across the sea, and is BY FAR the most successful pirate in the Atlantic. He captured over 400 vessels, to put that into comparison, black beard captured 30. And he died straddling a cannon while the rest of his crew were drunk and afraid. Man was a fckn MAD LAD!

[@victorlolxd7347]

Mine is Santas brother from elf bowling

[@selg865]

What about Calico Jack and Charles Vane

[@tjm11015]

@@selg865 Fck John Rackham, I preferred his wife Bonnie to be honest. Vane was not nearly as successful as Black Bart Roberts, but he did get some cred with his last words when they hung him, "Get on with it motherfckrs".

[@theanonymouscommenter976]

I guess that's the guy who Gol d. Roger is inspired from in One Piece.

[@izzy_izzy_izzybelle]

didn't he get taken out by canon fire? his throat was ripped out from shrapnel from it. and his crew were loyal enough to him to bound him in something and and toss him off the ship so his body wouldn't be found and hung up

[@nightangelx1513]

“I must be disturbed, but that’s one sickness I can get down with.” That was really good

[@emblemblade9245]

Oh god I didn’t catch that lol

[@subratr5807]

Oh ah ah ah ah

[@canobeans1210]

@@subratr5807 oooh oooh

[@Delta_Square]

a comment

[@allvideosareprivate1048]

I can see inside the sickness the rising.....

[@masonlunde3054]

Can't spell disease without sea

[@bobsempletank1222]

Diseese

[@avashark6843]

The seas=disease

[@ant51006]

Dioceanse

[@lampshade2536]

Can’t spell illiteracy without sea

[@ホフマン日向]

Di-zee-z

[@zoomer5700]

"why it sucked to be a pirate" coming from a guy who doesn't have a cool ass hook hand

[@heyimlithuanian1003]

was worth it, cut off my hand and replaced it with a clothes hanger

[@Jonvongagglejack]

@@heyimlithuanian1003 yar har jar ?

[@BisexualPlagueDoctor]

Imagine trying to reload a flintlock without two hands, or holding anything… sure you can go standby standby and hold big boxes but that’s kinda the only thing more you can do with a hook the without a hand

[@ImperialRonod]

@@komorebi3555 I have two hook hands. It's pretty great. Thinking of hook feet next.

[@rift7609]

@@ImperialRonod After: Looks at knive, looks at hook on the table, then replaces head with a ho- *BOW DOWN TO ME MORTALS*

[@CazBCraven]

In pirate combat the cannon balls would hit the ship mostly and create a huge wave of splinters. Being hit by the splinters would cause many of the pirates to lose body parts or they would even die. This is what formed the stereotypical image of eyepatches, hooks and peg legs for pirates.

[@KnightMagnet]

And the battles are probably quick as hell with many deaths within the first few minutes of fighting.

[@wujek7616]

@@KnightMagnet these battles could take hours or even days. Even though splinters were indeed very dangerous for the crew, the ship took barely any damage at all. "like throwing a biscuit" -Francois Massertie 1689

[@tristo4197]

@@wujek7616who is francois massertie

[@Smith-fg1qb]

I always thought that fictional pirates like Captain Hook and long John silver were the ones who were largely responsible for the stereotypical images of pirates

[@birk3947]

“A man’s dream will never die” ~Marshall D. Teach

[@jobliar937]

fuck that guy tho for real

[@hewhoyeet4953]

This sounds too necrophiliac

[@grantorino2325]

Was he related to Edward Teach (A.K.A. *Blackbeard* )?

[@birk3947]

@@grantorino2325 i prefer heavily inspired

[@aegonitargaryen8452]

@@grantorino2325 It’s about the anime “One Piece”. The real life pirate was Edward Teach. In the anime, he inspired two pirates Edward “Whitebeard” Newgate and Marshall D. Teach aka “Blackbeard”. While Whitebeard has his personality and I don’t know how to put it- maybe the word aura, the anime Blackbeard got his savagery and cunningness of a pirate from the actual Blackbeard. The anime Blackbeard said this quote. Hope this help.

[@parkouremaster]

Being a pirate, is basically being a homeless but in the sea

[@studentNEET319]

@@Chichichihuahua wrong time

[@ハルオクムラ]

Aye, the ship is ‘yer home once ‘ye learn the ways of the pirate

[@DrsJacksonn]

+ all the disadvantages of being a slave + all the disadvantages of being in prison, but each of those x10.

[@piretiris8223]

Sea robbers

[@DarethLover67]

oh dang

[@felphero]

Losing eyes and limbs was also extremely common, thus the famous hook-hand,wooden leg and pirate eye-patch steriotypes

[@karaltar7914]

Not to mention you wouldn’t even look cool you would just look like some hobbo who got attacked by rats and didn’t have stuff to bandage the wounds

[@bigdaddyuwu6587]

god why everyone in this comment section such a boomer

[@JobiWan144]

The eye patch isn't about losing eyes though. Seamen with two working eyes would wear eye patches so that one eye would be adjusted to the daylight above deck while the other eye would be immediately adjusted to the near-total darkness below deck.

[@alliexcx5576]

Interesting!

[@alliexcx5576]

@Big Daddy Uwu Im gen z

[@karelklos5483]

Fun fact: Navy Soldiers actually got scurvy significantly more often then Pirates because the rum drinks they made often contained limes or other citrus

[@Cha0tic_G00d]

That's weird, because Sam said you get scurvy from vitamin c deficiency while citrus are a source of vitamin c

[@karelklos5483]

@@Cha0tic_G00d yeah, the pirates made rum drinks with citrus while the Navy did not, so the Navy got scurvy more frequently

[@pressftopayrespects6325]

Navy sailors* Small nitpick but is one of my pet peeves anyway.

[@karelklos5483]

@@pressftopayrespects6325 well thank god you took time out of ur day to correct ME over one of YOUR pet peeves.

[@pressftopayrespects6325]

@@karelklos5483 No need to be harsh partner, just putting it out there that soldiers aren’t in any other military branches than the army.

[@Lymbo88]

Not to mention (something you don't see in most pirate movies) splinters. In those sea battles, the ships are made out of mostly wood. In the movies, you see cannons blowing up parts of a ship while the crew run around panicked. You don't see people getting their faces shredded to paste when a cannon hits too close and sends thousands of pieces of sharp wood flying at them. Also drowning. People drowning all the time. Being stuck inside a capsizing ship, or being nowhere near land when the ship goes down... Lots of bodies down there. Hard to swim 100's of miles when your leg just got blown off. Infections, too. Barely any medical supplies. If you're lucky, there MIGHT be a doctor on board, but he's not gonna be able to do much besides bandage you. Yo ho yo ho

[@RougeDragon-sp2pd]

You will never kill my dreams I will be a pirate if its the last thing I do

[@RobiticDuck]

Well....at least their flags were cool

[@darkhero4504]

May i See your pantsu Yo ho Ho Ho

[@DinosaurousM]

There's a scene in Master and Commander where one of the younger officers gets hit by a rather large splinter. It gets infected, and the doctor needs to amputate the kid's arm. No painkillers, no precise medical equipment, just some restraints to keep him from flailing around and a strap of leather to keep him from biting his own tongue off.

[@JacViramuerte]

@@DinosaurousM was about to comment about this scene too haha, love that film!

[@beanybushjr.7021]

Reasons not to be a pirate: 1: *Death.*

[@mr.context3872]

@Super Ruler no no no, rotten dick jungles were worse

[@TheHolyCheese75]

That's actually a good reason to become a pirate

[@GunslingerLv]

Only reason I need to become pirate

[@hyde3155]

wym thats the best part

[@beanybushjr.7021]

About half this comment section is r/cursed comments.

[@teagant.v3677]

the first stages of scurvey sounds like a guy going through puberty

[@milesarroyo8404]

Teagan T.V oh yea I remember being 13 and bleeding from my gums and losing a couple of teeth ‘twas good times

[@godofguns2434]

Dying though, that sucked ass.

[@whyamihere4269]

@Eric Lee ?

[@whyamihere4269]

@Eric Lee Uh ok then nvm

[@user-gx8fw8qr6d]

Miles Arroyo I’m 13 and that’s happening to me right now I just lost another tooth 😔

[@micahphilson]

He's not entirely right about the salt pork or beef. They would almost always soak or boil the meat to extract most of the salt out of it and soften it up a bit before cooking with it. Same with the hardtack, they rarely ate it straight as rock-hard bread, they'd typically cook it into a stew or at least dip it in water or grog.

[@NigerianCrusader]

TODD HOWARD DOESNT

[@jonathanherrera9956]

Water from where? You are describing it as if they had plenty of non-salty water aboard a ship; probably what you say could apply to on land food, but hardly on a ship that aims to spend weeks or months in the sea. Water is way too precious to be wasted cooking.

[@grantflippin7808]

​@@jonathanherrera9956 if the ship is low on water, you don't touch the salt pork, because it would make the crew thirsty and deplete the remaining barrels of water

[@smithsmith6402]

@@jonathanherrera9956 Pirates don't need to spend months at sea. That's for merchants trying to cross oceans. Pirates can hang out near coastlines and refill their water often enough to be way less of an issue, and carrying excess water around to make the ship seem like a heavy, slow, harmless merchant ship was a good idea anyways. Being a pirate might have sucked, but it certainly wasn't nearly as bad as being in a legitimate navy.

[@MissGurl09]

How do you start a fire on a wooden ship? If they were going to cook you needed fire…

[@ddootzles]

Don't forget that people still think pirates don't exist anymore. My friend was convinced pirates were a thing of the 1700s

[@rubyliciousOG]

Dudes just got modernised

[@bricks99]

I know a kid who doesn't think pirates exist. Just as mythical as unicorns to her.

[@bogi2557]

Yeah, but they don’t really live like this anymore

[@kennethbryant5819]

Missed Captain Phillips did he? They have guns now.

[@coffeeenjoyer9099]

Difference is that they are way less now and they don’t have big ass ships now.

[@perfi4333]

I am an “I’m not paying for Adobe softwares” pirate.

[@zhanucong4614]

Actually adobe dosent want you to pay,you learning adobe and maybe start working in industry gives them more profit,that tactic is so effective that in anime industry they are called industry standart

[@gavinwilson5324]

@@zhanucong4614 Then why is it so damn expensive?

[@zhanucong4614]

@@gavinwilson5324 so that company has to pay big sums while newcomer's gett attached trough piracy

[@liliththefirehawk796]

@@zhanucong4614 “adobe doesnt want you to pay” **adobe creative cloud costs $600**

[@wilh3lmmusic]

BASED

[@spyjonsachurin2101]

I love the description of below deck.

[@HoneydewBeach]

they should remake it to be historically accurate

[@HoneydewBeach]

wait are you talking about the show or actually below the deck

[@akosacs01]

@@HoneydewBeach That took you 1 week to figure out?

[@HoneydewBeach]

​@@akosacs01 I need clarification. You were referring to the show, right?

[@gdolphinz7486]

“You feel something furry brush against you and it’s either the body of a diseased rat or the beard of your diseased crewmate, either way, it’s probably where the piss came from”

[@jasonhansen8035]

Bros just lying so he can become king of the pirates

[@Glub_glurb]

next thing ya know he's got the one piece

[@Mynameisevan33]

LMAO I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@traskforge]

"Why it Sucked to be a Pirate" me, who has the entire SpongeBob SquarePants movie illegally download: It's actually not that bad

[@Jartran72]

I am sure the pirates did a lot of sucking though. Seeing as they were real close with eatch other :)

[@trap5449]

Which one?

[@TryPuttingItInRice]

@@trap5449 the good one

[@camygael]

*YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR*

[@Pyraticalpunk]

@@camygael YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A SHIP

[@MugiwaraShay]

so what you’re telling me is there are no rubber people talking skeletons and raccoon dogs? yeah no thanks

[@nightlymoss1361]

No hot navigators either😔

[@codycody6634]

No swordsman who have no sense of direction?

[@nightlymoss1361]

@@codycody6634 no more taekwondo chefs

[@lucascerri3847]

No liars? Oh wait.....

[@chrise76776]

If there’s no perverted cyborgs who constantly break into a dance routine, I don’t want to be a pirate

[@mecoder9910]

Edited Fun fact: Pirates made grog because the lime in it has vitamin c a vitamin that helps prevent scurvy a not so fun disease. They could have just brought a bunch of limes on ship but the fruit would have gone bad in a few days and putting lime juice in their watery diluted alcohol made it last a lot longer, taste a bit better and helped prevent scurvy. Also pirates are people too. Edit: Thank you for the likes and pointing out everything historically inaccurate with my comment. And if there are any other historical inaccuracies please mention them.

[@xquo2714]

@Bryce citrus gives the proper nutrients

[@Clayton-Bigsby966]

People and pirates?lol

[@xquo2714]

@Bryce still not nearly as bad as if they had scurvy

[@trapadvisor]

@Bryce why are you lecturing like all the people reading this are pirates. Also I don’t think they would’ve cared about the quality of their teeth and who tf drinks tap water I’ve been poor but I’ve never sunk that low

[@livesakimbo]

@Bryce they were talking about pirates

[@jamesburk8145]

Not to mention that later in the "golden age of priracy" you could only land at a few select ports (which were far and few between) because if you went to the wrong one (which was most of them) you'd just be hanged on the spot. A lot of pirates started out as privateers who were basically civilian sailors like fishermen or merchants specifically contracted by the Crown to raid Spanish vessels until England made them illegal after a truce of sorts was struck with Spain. But a lot didn't get the memo or just wanted to keep raiding because they liked how they could make money in looting the other ships, plus they could resupply stealing the others food and water etc. Eventually gaining infamy also became a draw because it made it easier to get the other ship to surrender rather than have to fight them if the others knew who you were and what you would do. The origins of that kind of piracy is super interesting.

[@greywolf7577]

How would the ports know who was a pirate and who wasn't?

[@johnnywakeup5515]

They had stuff like passwords and records of known vetted captains, and if you weren't in the know, you were probably a pirate.

[@pranav5273]

2100 kids making videos on "Why it sucked to be a Software Developer"

[@Naman37a]

It really sucks actually...

[@arcle3853]

Anyone care to elaborate?

[@ompaatill]

@@arcle3853 in short, they didn't have many choices

[@kevinlewis8420]

If you like coding and work for a decent company, it's a lot of fun.

[@legendarytat8278]

@@kevinlewis8420 Which is not easy.

[@almightylordpitlepen8608]

That won’t stop me from being king of the pirates

[@gildeddrake1479]

the salesman saying he'll run the prison

[@deanrobson6904]

Not if I get the one piece first

[@almightylordpitlepen8608]

@@deanrobson6904 in your dreams

[@t6hp]

EHM, it's the pirate king. Not King of, more like a king upon. In other words, become the baddest ass there is that everyone would simply shit themselves just thinking about dueling you, including the government. Kind of like Kim Jong-un.

[@mukelu]

I am the pirate king, i've pirated many movies and games

[@lexithepitbill1154]

Scurvy is much more terrifying than I thought it was

[@graylindblad1261]

AVAST YE SCURVY DOG!! Sir... captain... WHAT!!?! My gums are bleeding. No body cares!! And then crew die

[@tenacity2633]

@PessiOpt 9 ! One piece?

[@georgy2596]

Now the we got scurvy song from sponge bob is terrifying

[@MySerpentine]

It also makes every wound you've ever had come back, because all your scar tissue dissolves!

[@assassinmanx6128]

Well supposedly real rum back then was pure fruit? So they should of gotten vitamin C from oranges/apples etc. If anything STDs killed their ass quicker. Then island hopped and rapped women and prostitutes 100% unprotected so after months/years of that with no cleansing? Yea their dicks fell off or they died slowly. Jus a thesis lol.

[@iliketocomment002]

Wealth, fame, power. The world had it all won by one man: the Pirate King, Gold Roger. At his death, the words he spoke drove countless men out to sea.

[@caelanbold3776]

“You want my treasure, you can have it!, I left everything I gathered together in one place. now, you just have to find it”

[@venusaurmega003]

“And so, men set off to the Grand Line in pursuit of their dreams. The world has truly entered the Great Pirate Era!” Sorry if I misremembered anything, I tried quoting it from memory

[@jeffvalenciano1068]

I miss Sam's videos :(

[@apersoniguess_]

the one piece, the one piece is real

[@erglwrgl]

"YOU WANT MY TREASURE? FIND IT! I'VE LEFT IT ALL IN ONE PLACE!!!"

[@federalcasemaker]

Fun fact: pirates don't even find treasure, they rob ships

[@euboean3079]

I thought they buried loot they found from ships and towns that they raided so they could go loot more and sometimes pirates would return to those sites that were buried to collect the booty.

[@viridiantheforest1037]

@@euboean3079and also probably steal loot some other pirate buried

[@TahtahmesDiary]

Finding treasure comes when you're trying to steal someone else's loot! Were you not paying attention in pirate school?!

[@rachdarastrix5251]

Funny enough most pirates did not burry treasure. They went to the bank.

[@o.l4890]

Actually archeologists haven't found any pirate treasure till today It's mostly a stereotypes based on the book "Treasure Island" by Robert louis Stevenson who also drew the famous treasure map with his father. Because if the book was real ,we all know the boi won't survive an hour with any of these crewmates

[@OjiSensei]

Don’t ruin my dreams of becoming Pirate King.

[@marin4442]

Lol u can’t cuz luffy will be pirate king

[@OjiSensei]

@@marin4442 I’m joyboy wdym lol

[@guyinarobe228]

I think I'm fine with just being a lord personally.

[@moraolmdg12344]

I Will be The sniper in your ship.

[@guyinarobe228]

@@moraolmdg12344 good luck finding an accurate rifle

[@abyssGazerTV]

Implying that legal ships weren’t this shitty. Sea travel back in the day just sucked in general.

[@tacosmexicanstyle7846]

Yeah I don’t think the person who made this video is really comparing like for like here. There’s a lot of presentism going on. Yes, life sucked everywhere no matter what you were doing. Legal ships were even worse than pirate ships imo because sailors had no individual rights, merely a wage but not ownership in the venture, they would also get scurvy and die in battle. They also didn’t get any say in the running of the ship. Idk in what way this video thinks it’s making its point about pirate life sucking

[@bluntcabbage6042]

Pirates moreso. - They would be turned away from any port that wasn't a free port. - They would be ruthlessly hunted by the most powerful navies on the planet. - Since pirate culture was lawless, said free ports were rarely safe and one always had to keep looking over their shoulder to avoid being stabbed or shot or robbed. Same with any life of crime, it's going to be harder than if one decided to remain within the bounds of the law.

[@abyssGazerTV]

@Luck Genuine Lightning I hope you understand that the word “implying” can be used in a normal, non-greentext sentence.

[@owenb8636]

Yeah that's true but no one's exactly idolizing being a crewmate on one of his majesty's fine floating dungeons in the same way as buccaneering

[@yetanother9127]

@@bluntcabbage6042 Law-abiding sailors weren't much better off. They could make port in more places, sure, but those places could be just as violent at times, and common sailors made even less money than pirates and thus couldn't really enjoy their shore leave anyway. (If they even _got_ shore leave; many navy sailors were conscripts known as "pressed men" who were functionally slaves and were sometimes even chained to the ship to prevent them from escaping while in port.) For all the violence and misery of the pirate's life, at least they made good money (relatively speaking), they generally had a say in how their ships were run, and they could usually leave whenever they wanted without being pursued. None of these were true for law-abiding sailors. For those with a high tolerance for adversity, the potential benefits of piracy could easily outweigh the downsides; it was not an easy life, certainly, but it was potentially a profitable one. (Also, sailors of all kinds generally got more and better food than this video implies; one surviving Royal Navy ration specifies 7 lb hardtack, 4 lb salt beef, 2 lb salt pork , 2 pt peas, 1.5 pt oatmeal, 6 oz sugar, 6 oz butter, 12 oz cheese, and 7 gal beer, _per sailor per week._ Yes, each man was issued a gallon of beer a day. Pirates generally ate a bit worse, but not by that much depending on how successful they'd been recently; much of the "booty" pirates plundered from their victims consisted of food and other supplies, rather than gold or jewels.)

[@Salad-in]

> Dick Rot > Jungle Dick Rot A fan of the choices, Pirates are.

[@Svoorhout85]

In the Netherlands we have a phrase for pirates that translates to "free as a bird". Wich meant the law no longer applied to you, but neither would it protect you. So it basically meant anyone could kill you on sight and probably be rewarded for it.

[@Gucci-dj3ko]

Like the german „vogelfrei“?

[@GunUDwnAt2nd]

We call those "outlaws".

[@peterk.2108]

@@GunUDwnAt2nd outside the law

[@sangodan3031]

​@@peterk.2108 Sharp as a bullet

[@MarcoAdventures]

How has noone made a Free Bird joke in this reply thread yet.

[@varietywiarrior]

The food mentioned was just the travel rations. If they were at sea toolong, yeah, the for sure ate like shit. But you've gotta remember that they usually ended up looting spices and stuff. It's been documented that pirates often ate better than navy sailors.

[@youtubeenjoyer-pf3tu]

@N5ZZ0 I...I...okay

[@youtubeenjoyer-pf3tu]

@N5ZZ0 here 🥫

[@hellatze]

Not every pirate are that lucky.

[@Noah_Levy]

Not to mention that scurvy wasn't that big a deal in the Caribbean, since the distance between islands isn't that big, and fruit is plentiful.

[@monalisadabbing7491]

Sauce pls

[@lolktoskol4744]

"...pirate ships typically packed in as many crew members as possible..." Meanwhile, in Sea of Thieves: (4 people on a galleon is a fully operational crew)

[@Drums_of_Liberation]

In an empty sea of an empty game no one plays of course 4 people is a fully operational crew.

[@nachox28x28]

*laughs in shrouded ghost*

[@nikitasidoryuk852]

@@Drums_of_Liberation this bro. Game is good but needs more action. They got to make it feel smooth like cod. Cod mw has really good movement and interface ui, whereas sea of thrives is shit bro. On controller it's so hard to aim, no aim assist and shitty ui. If they just made the combat a little bit more fucking intuitive then people would be playing it more. More people, more comp, better game. It's just not that fun to play. And all you earn are cosmetics. Oh look at me bro I'm a pirate legend. Who gives bro, game is shit

[@inolongerusethisaccount4004]

I tried playing sea of thieves it was boring no clear objective empty seas 0 players on my crew cause my friends don't even play it I dont even know what to do and I rarely find anyone

[@brianasarmiento3425]

I read your comment as soon as he said that lone

[@youtxbe_r8191]

that's not gonna stop me from becoming thE KING OF THE PIRATES

[@darkstardragon608]

Yeah good luck -_-

[@CommanderIrwinCrocky]

You forgot the part where you get killed by a kraken after raiding a skeleton fort

[@synphilia4776]

Sea of thieves reference

[@urbs7466]

Best comment

[@fumothfan9]

TF2 reference?

[@ethanhockley3136]

@@fumothfan9 it's sea of theives

[@whyme3917]

I read this as: you got killed by a "Karen" which was wired cus I thought Karen's just complained and not killed anyone.

[@tardarsauce1842]

Pirates in cartoons: cheerful and loves the power of friendship Pirates in real life:

[@ashadeofblue6815]

cheerful and loves the power of extreme violence

[@lettuce3036]

pirates now: free terraria

[@aprilsweetness]

cheerful and loves the power of gayness

[@saidochar7198]

@@lettuce3036 fr

[@lettuce3036]

@@saidochar7198 yeah i pirated some games for free lol

[@knko7158]

I was not convinced until I saw “Dick Rot” disease. Ok I don’t want to be a pirate anymore..

[@KinglyOle]

One Piece is proof that being a pirate is fun

[@FlexBeanbag]

@@KinglyOle kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJ7GaoF8m82rbZY

[@FlexBeanbag]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJ7GaoF8m82rbZY

[@Sentient_Blob]

There’s an actual disease called crotch rot, which is just athletes foot but on your balls and dick. I’m pretty sure the pirates actually had to deal with it

[@lobeliaowl2482]

@@Sentient_Blob So, mother nature is into cbt?

[@hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749]

1:32 "Oh, you're gluten-free? Sorry, all we have is gluten!" -B. Dylan Hollis

[@ylop1746]

dude is just trying to ruin our dreams of finding the One Piece so that he can find it for himself and become pirate king

[@richraichu1370]

no hes with the world govt

[@ilariaf6260]

maybe thats why he disappeared, he's actually busy looking for the one piece rn

[@TornadoZX825]

He's not wrong, hardtack sucks and I always get the ones with weevils in them

[@rimjhimdhusiya699]

My like made your number of likes 666 * que evil laughter *

[@richraichu1370]

@@rimjhimdhusiya699 and mine made it 667 *evil_er laughter*

[@madsharkz8640]

3:04 medicine ads in a nutshell “ _you won’t have headaches anymore but the following will occur when this medicine is taken_ “

[@niksin9941]

grandmas: where are my glasses, honey??

[@bokbok5737]

You forgot about: DEATH

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

Dick tot

[@mememan2404]

Rotten dick jungles

[@cruztube3355]

You can’t have headaches if you don’t have a head

[@jenneacubero1036]

LazyTown: *"You Are A Pirate" plays* Sam O'Nella: I'm gonna have to stop you right there...

[@callmefox630]

Unstops in Torrent

[@sirwrench6972]

Time to get my twitching body overboard

[@timothytosser288]

0:27 histrorically pirates did that 💀

[@Lumppii.]

How do you know?

[@Cheeser_]

Personal experience

[@rE8Al]

@@Cheeser_🤨

[@tangytango2749]

No actually. Homosexuality in piracy was no more frequent in piracy than it was throughout any point in history. Most pirates were religious, and as such, beat on anyone who participated in such acts.

[@edudepopsmoke]

​@@tangytango2749lets go!

[@andrewmg5915]

When I was a kid I liked pirates a lot until I came across an historical book and read the story of a pirate named L' Olonnais. The book described detailedly how he was fooled by a tribe who got him drunk, then he was tortured and then dimembered, possibly partially eaten too. Not so much fun after all.

[@__-yz1ob]

You sure read some interesting books as a child

[@NurseInTraining]

That’s brutal! How old were you when you read this?

[@justsomeunicornwithinterne6490]

Reminds me of the time I got a hold of some old history books at 9. Very graphic pictures. I’ve changed immensely since that incident.

[@misscath28]

I love animals and I own a rabbit Anyway since I learned my dad hunted rabbits I now know why I constantly like hugging bunnies *cause I don't want them to run away and get hunted*

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

That's barbaric! You got a spare copy?

[@TheRealW.S.Foster]

He forgot to add that there's a 50/50 chance you'll eat a questionable piece of fruit, gain a power from it that varies from godly to stupid and not be able to swim anymore after eating it.

[@spindash64]

Most pirates can’t swim anyway, so whatever

[@funkytime69]

So, drugs

[@Zinfiny]

@@funkytime69 no fruit

[@user-sx8lj9xe1y]

It be great if reality was like that but then deal with pirates that are probably assholes

[@CeshBundicoot]

chefs kiss reference

[@JustinY.]

Thanks for debunking one piece

[@Marixchatt]

Yeah I saw you actully comment on a comment :(

[@boimann7583]

Justin Y. Burn in hell

[@jemswhy7382]

Rip justin

[@raviloli6811]

HOW HOW HOW HOW YOU FCKING DEMON. GODDAMN EVERYWHERE.

[@lutemis3119]

Maybe its a bot?

[@gingerhoof2157]

I actually really loved hardtacks when I was a kid. Something about those crunchy plain and hardly salty bread squares spoke to my soul

[@junismith1791]

it’s still a thing???

[@gingerhoof2157]

@@junismith1791 yeah just bought a pack of hardtacks the other day

[@thepeopleonthecouch2928]

​@@junismith1791yeah, though they're packaged to be smaller squares, not huge ones.

[@junismith1791]

@@thepeopleonthecouch2928 i can’t imagine the appeal to keep them around this long

[@Dexuz]

I like them too, in my country they sell both salty and saltless ones, which we call "galletas de agua", and I eat them as recurrent snacks; many people think I'm crazy.

[@cifer8070]

If I can sing "leave her johnny" with my boys on a ship I see that as an absolute win

[@snowpawwolf1123]

Bro I legit want to start a sea shanty club or something like where we rent a little boat every month or two and go out on the lake to sing sea shanties, but nobody wants to do it with me 🙃

[@Qwerty-jc3so]

"A fish in the sea" is my favorite shanty

[@bigcb6148]

@@Qwerty-jc3so come all you young sailor man listen to me , I will sing you the song of the fish in the sea

[@mohamedfodhil9908]

@@bigcb6148 windy weather boys sotrmy weather boys when the wind blows we're all together boys

[@bigcb6148]

@@mohamedfodhil9908 blew ye winds westerly blew ye winds blow. Jolly sowester by steady she goes Up jumps the eel with its slippery tail Climbs up aloft and reachs the topsail

[@theJellyjoker]

When choosing which piece of weevil infested hardtack, always choose the lesser of two weevils.

[@joshthecomputertech]

THIS.

[@martincullen438]

Weevil is weevil, lesser, greater, middling - makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definition blurred. If I'm to choose between one weevil and another, I'd rather not choose at all.

[@wonder_9315]

Master and commander

[@rancidhotdogwater1658]

Martin Cullen is that a geralt i smell

[@devonlinden6041]

Jeffery Liggett you are a god.

[@Lrdnqustr]

also, being a pirate means being an enemy of many empires

[@Burn_Angel]

Unless they paid you to assault spanish ships.

[@ConstantChaos1]

And?

[@noahalban6384]

Many pirates were privateers (state-sponsored pirates) so they were essentially payed to take gold from ships of enemy kingdoms. Became a huge problem when the New World was discovered because so many ships returned to Europe from the Americas and had a fuck ton of silver. England decided to hire privateers to loot these Spanish ships. A big reason why the armada attacked england

[@whiterosecicero4802]

Noah Alban Privateering had more regulation then just being pirates. You needed a mark of a privateer (document of sort) to be legal and could only operate against the enemies of the nation you got the mark from. Luckily England was at war with Spain a lot. During peace time if these privateers continued then they were pirates and could be executed. Many pirates were privateers first then pirates as they wanted to continue making mad cash and not share it with their employers.

[@kckdude913]

@@noahalban6384 Yeah I feel like that's mainly the reason why they're romanticized a lot, despite being basically thieves and murderers. Had most pirates been Spanish ones attacking the English, I think the way they'd be viewed today would be very different.

[@StummyTicklePickle]

Wealth, fame, power. Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates, attained this and everything else the world had to offer, and his dying words drove countless men to the seas. "You want my treasure? You can have it. I left everything I gathered together in one place, now you just have to find it". These words lured men to the Grand Line in pursuit of dreams greater than they'd ever dared to imagine. This is the time known as the great pirate era.

[@MidwestManMountain]

I binge-watched your entire channel. Bravo sir.

[@Squid_Lid]

MidwestManMountain Home & Garden DIY ii

[@Blanketcrab-dm5bp]

Ditto

[@jessemarsden8260]

Same

[@not_a_planet4086]

MidwestManMountain Home & Garden DIY I

[@Nightmare-fe9hr]

lol same

[@DeckofLies]

I’m disturbed that I didn’t find any comments about his down with the sickness pun

[@mediocrebeverage]

I know, I've been searching a comment about it for almost 5 minutes and nothing

[@danielnilsen8065]

Are you Stricken with sadness though? I don't think that it would help to Open Your Eyes and search any more, so you may never see The Light :/

[@BunsenMusic]

Because it's a dead joke

[@RicardoMilos-fj6gg]

Ik i was trying to find a comment like that

[@Tekkwin]

im stricken because no one is pointing it out

[@BadgerCheese94]

I was a pirate back in the 2000s. Captain of the S.S. Limewire and the S.S. Frostwire. Aargh! I plundered great treasures such as a low quality version of "Scary Movie" and Linkin Park songs that froze and looped in parts. Those were the days!

[@caboose.20]

BadgerCheese94 at least you couldn't get scurvy on a ship called Limewire.

[@BadgerCheese94]

freezaplanet419 No but we could get Super Mario hentai, viruses and a bad Bill Clinton impression telling us to go to iFreeclub dot com.

[@MrDrowzy1]

BadgerCheese94 reported

[@blastermaster2285]

Baby Rico wh

[@gekotagirl]

I remember downloading what I thought were movies, but were actually videos of bill clinton.

[@AnthonyCram]

Glad to see he’s back

[@darkstardragon608]

This was 6 years ago

[@mandos-studio]

@@darkstardragon608 Lol

[@wallybonejengles5595]

Do "Why it sucked to be an Outlaw."

[@adriantomo5688]

your father figure might betray you for a new kid who turned out to be a rat

[@pleaseno.1474]

MICAH YOU RAT

[@thenotoriousnibba1134]

Yeah, No Shit Sherlock.

[@Anetusn]

Walter Botelho Micah sucks musty ass

[@kuraes]

@@adriantomo5688 *FOUND YOU LENNNNNYYYYYYYYY*

[@marcelj6979]

"Pirates never take other people's property" Isn't that the freaking point

[@scumbagbenis8762]

What

[@astronautindisguise]

slit fidget spinner dab bod mod an old Disney show had some kid pirates who made a “code of pirates” and one of the rules was “A pirate never takes other people’s property”

[@scumbagbenis8762]

@@astronautindisguise okay well that was a retarded and out of nowhere comment to make as if i would know what it would mean

[@cristhianramirez6939]

@@scumbagbenis8762 The comment wasn't directed at you specifically. Get out off here

[@okokisafuckingloser6298]

God that show was horrible

[@catattack9575]

Not gonna lie, your description of scurvy just sounds like puberty. Tired at all times Covered in weird spots Death It's all covered. Exact same thing.

[@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838]

Yeah lol, I'm 13 right now and I'm bleeding from my gums, XD

[@doesthisIookinfected]

don't forget the b l o o d

[@meemo_bear]

Wow, hilarious it's so much funnier when you copy someone and say it, I just feel you nailed the delivery

[@doesthisIookinfected]

@@meemo_bear bro I was talking about periods.

[@aadraws614]

Church of VSCO p e r i o d

[@williamfalck4882]

A lot of this is true but ona lot of ships you had hammocks which the crew slept in, a lot more ration than just spirits and hardtack and yes, drinkable water was not something you just had on the ship. However, some ships had a "kitchen" oven with a built in boiler which you could boil Sea water in to get clean and drinkable water and despite being pirates, theft on land happened all the time.

[@greywolf7577]

If you boiled sea water, you'd have to evaporate it and then have it condense in another container in order to get the salt out. I'm not sure if ships at the time had that type of ability.

[@ホフマン日向]

I'm the kind of pirate that wouldn't pay 10 bucks to go see a movie

[@mattok101digitaltamer9]

FBI OPEN UP

[@mattok101digitaltamer9]

@WaluigiShrek WAIT, THATS LEGAL.

[@nathanschmitz2302]

I know a site, still hasn't been raided yet surprisingly.

[@JianCB2]

@@nathanschmitz2302 Tell me

[@nathanschmitz2302]

@@JianCB2 Who are you?

[@goldenegg7447]

i love the fact how quick real sword fights are, especially if they are between masters. less than a couple of seconds and someone is dead. especially since no one is trained. first to hit wins. if you had an axe you would probably just run up to someone and club them in the head with it and kill them instantly. or.. my favorite part. you spend all that time on the ship and take a stray bullet or cannon ball to the head and instantly die as your body lays on the ground without a head as your crewmates step on your body because they have to get past.

[@zain6008]

How are there masters if no one was trained

[@goldenegg7447]

@@zain6008 yeah I fudged my words a bit there, sword masters wouldn't be pirates often. So I don't think we had to worry much about master sword fighters on pirate ships, that was just a random thought to add.

[@m0j026]

@@goldenegg7447 Actually, would a "Sword Master" *always* win against a pirate? Maybe they would be too unconventional for them to react properly? Idk probably not.

[@goldenegg7447]

@@m0j026 ok sorry my words weren't perfect. Just a random statement dude.

[@m0j026]

@@goldenegg7447 No problem, just throwing that out there.

[@eldestboat0159]

*Monkey D. Luffy has left the chat*

[@mechawolf165]

He fell asleep after the intro

[@orang9407]

Marines have entered the chat

[@Naija_Ninja]

*Pirate hunter Zoro joined the chat* "Oi, where did those idiots wander off to? Isn't this the straw hat crew chat?"

[@BuckOrosco]

Luckily Franky made the Thousand Sunny so those issues are negated.

[@iagreewithyou20yearsago95]

Thousand Sunny is kinda a yacht so they're fine

[@rickandmortyfan649]

1:36 fun fact: ships prevented leaks by filling the gaps between planks with a material called oakum, which was made from hemp, and is used to make hemp rope. So she could have actually been tied to the ship with hemp rope

[@AidanDaGreat]

huh, that's neat

[@hamburgersandwich4273]

Wow, this life style is better than the average session of Sea Of Thieves

[@justnoob8141]

Did you keep ramming the harbor?

[@singho23]

Feel the C R O N C H

[@tiberius6966]

Hamburger Sandwich well i guess they did not get attacked by giant octopuses...

[@urbs7466]

@@tiberius6966 or enemy ships at the end of a tall tale

[@williamspell5692]

I'm glad I refunded that game, then.

[@ibuzz2544]

Are we gonna pretend we didn’t see the last four types of diseases....

[@alamo0243]

D I C K R O T

[@charliegarrison9688]

Rotting dick jungles sounds bad 👎

[@youngveggies6558]

The pirates would get down and dirty a *lot* and they weren't close-minded if you catch my drift.

[@scl1332]

J U N G L E D I C K R O T

[@DarethLover67]

I was waiting for this comment

[@NourArt02]

Sam: Being a pirate sucked Me an intellectual: I don't think my collection of pirated games and movies sucks

[@simulping4371]

private trackers my beloved

[@EnterChannelNameWasTaken]

Kid named past tense:

[@NigerianCrusader]

@@simulping4371STOP IGNORING ME

[@NigerianCrusader]

@@EnterChannelNameWasTakenSTOP IGNORING ME

[@simulping4371]

@@NigerianCrusader compelling, unfortunately, there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox

[@alang.bandala8863]

Fun fact: The character of Jack Sparrow was conceived with at least three different illnesses on him, ranging from heat stroke to a curious little red spot that grows on the side of his lip with each movie. So yes, he is a lucky guy, but he already spent it on something else.

[@sweetchilli1261]

Just do it like in One Piece

[@gingermcgingin1733]

That would require eating magical fruit to gain superpowers. And because of JoJo's I know that there's even odds of said fruit petrifing me.

[@MochaPhilanthropist]

I wish I can get petrified by that magical fruit holder

[@strangetomato3021]

YA YO YA YO

[@TheDxDKID]

Agree

[@inspiringer6418]

Just eat two devil fruits

[@oldstoffire]

Little titbit about 3:30 Merchant ships would usually be crewed as economically as possible, meaning there would be like 12 guys manning the whole thing. If they see a pirate/privateer vessel, they just try and outmaneuver it. If they got boarded, theyd just surrender because theyd be outnumbered like 4-1. "A General History of the Pyrates" has lists of pirate capers, and the ships captured have pretty underwhelming headcounts overall.

[@jarnodatema]

Dutch fluyt ships were specially build to have as few crew as possible

[@jestersareawesome4332]

Pyrates isn’t a typo. The unknown writer of A General History of The Pyrates didn’t realize, “oh, shit! I spelled it wrong and no one knows who the hell I am!” Back in those days, “Pirate” was spelled with a y instead of a i.

[@Pellegold]

Sam: ‘’I’m just gonna ruin everyones childhood dreams in 5 minutes’’

[@dullknifefactory]

I wanted to be Robocop

[@RobinLundqvist]

squadW

[@Lux_1138]

Hear no weevil, see no weevil, taste no weevil.

[@seabe2345]

How tf are you not more popular?

[@SecureLemons]

fairly new channel

[@wergersnee]

1st time i've seen it but i subbed, thanks for your inquiry

[@miaowmiaowchowface]

dis channel gon be big

[@tickedsanchez629]

I know right

[@corrosive_st]

seabe2345 because people have opinions

[@hardxzun]

beer was actually healthier than water because water conditions that time sucked and you need to heat the water for beer

[@bobmcbob49]

which is why militaries regularly marched with beer or wine

[@saltysoysauce954]

I don't think the heat killed bacteria, I think it was the alcohol

[@hardxzun]

@@saltysoysauce954 Both, boiling water at 65°C or 149°F kill bacteria.

[@saltysoysauce954]

@@hardxzun That aint boiling but I get what you mean

[@haydeen6535]

This is actually not true. DRINKING water conditions at this time were absolutely fine. It’s just all the other water that was all fucked up, but they didn’t drink that water

[@cowcat8124]

Sam O'Nella should do a video on salmonella

[@princeparsival2038]

@Cir0c 0boma Thats actually really sweet and clever

[@didnotwork5027]

yes he should

[@Coeus9048]

One Piece lied to me

[@prabeshk143s]

Now I understand why Garp wanted to stop Luffy from being a pirate.

[@honorificabilitudinitatibu7378]

Lol 😂

[@ompaatill]

XD

[@Chadmiral]

Lol

[@forenta2061]

Lmao

[@plantgang8738]

My question is why is a guy whos weakness is deep water going in the ocean

[@rj9959]

This video made me get up and take a vitamin C supplement. You made me do something healthy for once. Subscribed

[@General12th]

Supplements are a waste of your money. A healthy varied diet will give you all the vitamins you need.

[@turnstilerockets]

Same here lol

[@fireflyhighh]

J.J. Shank fuck diets

[@meloncholy428]

Are you also attracted to diets? I just can't help but pitch a tent whenever I hear the word paleo.

[@ricardoalves9605]

Vitamins dont do anything, yeah sure if you were a pirate with no fresh for months it would help, but you have access to fressh food, so you'd be fine, the best vitamins do on normal diets is just placebo effect

[@mohamedelmsllati4021]

People: Pirates suffer from Scurvy, Me an Intellectual: Teethus deletus

[@LarsTonguesInAspix]

Odontus Deletus

[@fightmefatima992]

Abortion = Fetus Deletus

[@zozzy4630]

@@fightmefatima992 Me, also an intellectual: Fetus Quietus

[@MasonStevens9863]

Z Ozzy what about shut the fuck up

[@zozzy4630]

@@MasonStevens9863 Oh that's one's easy, muzzle your muzzle

[@maizjsj]

Got this in my recommended again. Now that Sam is back, I might as well!

[@imeleventeen]

Just found this guy and I’m already on my 6th video in a row

[@koji2107]

Title: “why it sucked to be a pirate” One piece fans: *”haha pirate king go brrr”*

[@Type75Advance]

Kids:Pirate is fun.They have cannon and the eye patches Me: * IMAGINE MYSELF AS A WAR COMMANDER * oh you dare challenging me Edit:This is my childhood

[@Type75Advance]

Pirate sucks Those Internet Pirate:HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@mustang8206]

Reddit Moment 🤢

[@txkyo4823]

@@mustang8206 car pfp moment 🤢

[@5uperM]

It sucked to be Ace.

[@janellem.6744]

Why does this sound like Sam has experience with being an 18th century pirate

[@aprilsweetness]

He was a pirate in one of his past lives 😂

[@cosmobane6995]

@@aprilsweetness Nella D. Sam

[@kontrast4361]

Once again I'm rewatching this beautiful collection of videos by Sam and I want more...I need more 😂

[@JoeBro915]

I’ll never think about the “scurvy” song from Spongebob Truth or Square the same ever again

[@thegerberbabyslesbianmom]

JoeBro915 FUCK P!NK SLAPPED IN THAT SONG UGH...WHAT A QUEEN

[@101Volts]

Scurvy is part of why British Sailors got the slang term "Limey" attached to them from Americans as a derogatory word. British Sailors got Lime Juice in their rations which ultimately didn't prevent scurvy (they were getting lemon juice previously, which I read worked.)

[@Lichen8404]

P!nk really did that tho. For a spongebob movie.

[@benn454]

@@101Volts Limes don't work as well. They have less vitamin C than lemons, which are the most effective fruit.

[@givemeyoureggs456]

benn454 But they still work

[@MontageLegacy]

Meanwhile CGP is like BRANDING

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

and CONTRACTS!

[@autumnmccomb6647]

and SPREADSHEETS

[@whenwhen2284]

and BOOTY

[@marissafalch9555]

I pretty much only watched this video to compare it with Greys it was still an entertaining video tho

[@grangermontag1824]

Pffft more like CPG Ghey, _amirite?_

[@roserainhannah]

The dislikes are all twenty-year-old men who are mad at you for ruining their dreams.

[@joedollarbiden9823]

I am 23

[@auhsojacosta1672]

I am 26

[@skyblue5833]

I am 29

[@auhsojacosta1672]

@@skyblue5833 *O L D*

[@skyblue5833]

@@auhsojacosta1672 says you

[@terribleexampleofacat]

1:23 Weevils are also a problem in Guyana. Coincidentally, so are pirates.

[@loduk102]

"Call me Disturbed but that's one sickness I can get down with." Clever. I see what you did there.

[@soldadoryanbr7776]

I had to rewind the video when he changed his face for "the guy" for a moment

[@s1nnocense]

Damn, that one really went over my head. Nice one!

[@orcmama8]

Ik, that was smooth 🤘

[@houselightkell]

I only manage to Get the reference 5 years later

[@Jimijmay]

I still don’t get :(

[@vergil8257]

“Why it sucks to be a pirate” Some random pirate: “YO HO YO HO The pirate life for me”

[@vergil8257]

@Docks Docks sorry nerd

[@acorn426]

@Docks Docks 😂😂😂Bruh it’s “yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me” not whatever tf u just wrote correcting the other guy

[@acorn426]

@Docks Docks “edited” 😂

[@SS-gt8sy]

Yohohoho yohohoho Yohohoho yohohoho

[@godelemender8009]

Witnessing a crew come together is the best thing ever Although I have no eyes YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO ....this is a terrible skull joke

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

That Disturbed reference was dank

[@strahlungsopfer]

well in order to get it you needed to know 2 things 1. Disturbed 2. Their most well-known song so what were the odds right

[@TheGhjgjgjgjgjg]

SO YOU THINK YOU'LL HAVE THE DEATH OF ME!?

[@grimnovaex1231]

TheBlackKnight1o1 pretty dank my sir

[@41-Haiku]

If you wanna talk about dank, we can go back to the description of a ship below deck.

[@dekoldrick]

OOOOOOWA-A-A-A

[@gaiuscaligula2229]

The food was the experience of all sailors up until the 1840's when they started using canned goods on ships, not exclusively pirates.

[@DuchessofEarlGrey]

Weren't those cans made with lead?

[@gaiuscaligula2229]

@@DuchessofEarlGrey No they were made of Tin, the lids were sealed with lead solder in the very early days, there is a famous example in the Franklin Expedition where it is believed that some of the crew suffered from lead poisoning as a result of poor soldering on the tinned preserves they had with them. They found this out by doing tests on the mummified remains of several of the crew that were buried when they got trapped in the ice (Don't google image search that if you're squeamish).

[@DuchessofEarlGrey]

@@gaiuscaligula2229 That was it. I knew lead was involved but thought it had been alloyed with the tin or something. It was used with paint and pencils after all.

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

@@gaiuscaligula2229 Yeah, I'mm never getting sleep again.

[@FirstnameLastname-xt1rr]

​@@DuchessofEarlGrey People stopped writing with lead before pirates were around- the Romans used it a bit, but it wasn't very common and used with a special wax paper that served as a sort of notepad. Most people just used ink and quill, and when graphite started to prove better for writing around 1560~, people pretty much stopped using it for writing altogether