Apple Intelligence is Stupid

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SAMTIME

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@Jayden-lr2mm
@Jayden-lr2mm 6 ай бұрын
The fact that Apple didn’t want to say AI and say Apple Intelligence instead, but eventually had to refer to it as AI got me
@Gogeta70
@Gogeta70 5 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity to call it "iI" and make people sound like sailors... lol
@johnbreaker3874
@johnbreaker3874 5 ай бұрын
and now i remember the word "alibaba intelligence" when musk meet the one who own the alibaba
@staciefreshener4032
@staciefreshener4032 2 ай бұрын
Yeah they know AI is a buzzword and catchy so can't change it but can't say " artificial because it's apple. they're always arrogant with names. I'm surprized they call USB-C "USB-C" inseatd of Apple Charging or something I-cable.. Wtf.
@shujin6600
@shujin6600 Ай бұрын
Bcz there are braindeads who will hate anything which has "ai" in it.
@hellonohello7172
@hellonohello7172 6 ай бұрын
Sam recaps the event better than Apple themselves
@azurezzz
@azurezzz 6 ай бұрын
Yeah this was much better than watching Marques 😂
@AkashKumar-qo3xj
@AkashKumar-qo3xj 6 ай бұрын
Because he used Apple Intelligence to summarise it😂
@HCarter111
@HCarter111 6 ай бұрын
He's certainly more honest than Apple.
@brentkincaid6593
@brentkincaid6593 6 ай бұрын
I did laugh at making the charger and headphone jack disappear 😂😂
@Gaming_Dive
@Gaming_Dive 6 ай бұрын
The 0.00000001% chances that I saw this comment the same time he said made it feel 🗿
@kojikarasake6969
@kojikarasake6969 6 ай бұрын
don't look at comments then lol
@PotatoGaming5000
@PotatoGaming5000 6 ай бұрын
“That’s just incredible” lmao 😂
@charvlim5159
@charvlim5159 6 ай бұрын
How hard did y0u lough when scamsung mocked about chargers being removed and then follow suit 😂
@cagykoala6004
@cagykoala6004 6 ай бұрын
Don’t act like Samsung didn’t copy Apple and do the same thing
@toast2110
@toast2110 6 ай бұрын
iOS 18: The Android update
@Spacer-l3j
@Spacer-l3j 6 ай бұрын
Apple is the best in the world. Buy Apple products for long-term investments. Pray to Apple instead of Jesus. i love Apple i will die for Apple
@Mr.I-t2l
@Mr.I-t2l 6 ай бұрын
@@Spacer-l3j bruh what 😭😭
@DecidiousGreens
@DecidiousGreens 6 ай бұрын
y'all say this every year I use android and have no apple products, but like you guys have 4 jokes
@ayod0011
@ayod0011 6 ай бұрын
​​@@Spacer-l3ju stupid bro I don't like android that much that I'm gonna "die" for Android u seriously gotta get some help bro😂
@toast2110
@toast2110 6 ай бұрын
@@DecidiousGreens This was a joke about apple, not android. I said “The Android update” because literally everything announced were things that android had years and years before iOS.
@chiefdenis
@chiefdenis 6 ай бұрын
"Chelsea who is pregnant with anticipation" got me 🤣
@sudeepkansari2380
@sudeepkansari2380 6 ай бұрын
Apple iOS just turned 18, that's why iOS is now an adult. Now it is allowed all those things which it couldn't do before turning 18 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@akin242002
@akin242002 6 ай бұрын
That actually sounds like a great marketing campaign. Pitch that to Apple.
@TommyMadiba
@TommyMadiba 6 ай бұрын
😂😂 Best comment
@farera182
@farera182 6 ай бұрын
Make sense
@unkown34x33
@unkown34x33 6 ай бұрын
hahahaha good one never thought about that
@The_Divergent
@The_Divergent 6 ай бұрын
Interesting
@lucmarcheciel
@lucmarcheciel 6 ай бұрын
Never used an iPhone, and every time I see an iOS update, I'm like: "Wait, you couldn't do this until NOW!? You had to wait until 2024, just to be able to move apps anywhere you want on the screen!?"
@chiefdenis
@chiefdenis 6 ай бұрын
I just discovered that they don't have usb tethering
@drayke8886
@drayke8886 6 ай бұрын
​@@chiefdenislol It's never used but when you need it, you really need it. especially with today's "1 port is enough" policy on laptops
@Deebofreebo
@Deebofreebo 6 ай бұрын
@@chiefdenisiOS has had USB tethering since June 17th 2009
@samiirai
@samiirai 6 ай бұрын
​@@chiefdenis Dont know what you talking about? Been able to move my apps and I also have usb tethering, I cannot remember not being able to do this on my iPhone. I used teather a lot on iphone 6, both wire and wireless. It's a smart phone and it can do smart things, nonetheless it's a fucking brick of a phone. It takes real effort getting used to if you coming from android, UI is really fucking bad. Nothing is ever one click away, it's always five clicks and where the fuck is this thing I'm looking for? The only reason I have it is because macbook, it makes things a lot smoother. But the things your are talking about is just shit people without experience say. Rings no bells for me as a real user - simply because its not the case. Hate all you want on the iPhone, I prace you for it because the real truth is that it's garbage priced as gold. But please do me a favor and hate on the things that are true so they might fix these things.
@djtieff
@djtieff 6 ай бұрын
@@samiirai and the worst part is that... BACK BUTTON... on a 6.7-6.9(16PM)... it's just "AWESOME" in the far corner =)))
@KennethWendo
@KennethWendo 6 ай бұрын
“And so you can grab your boyfriend’s widgets”….😂😂😂😂that got me a good one
@BCSpecht89
@BCSpecht89 6 ай бұрын
Seriously funny! 😂😅😂
@NetvoTV
@NetvoTV 6 ай бұрын
I didn't realise what it means until this comment hahaha
@staciefreshener4032
@staciefreshener4032 2 ай бұрын
The only sad fact is you need a boyfriend to grab the widgets , which you can't buy like ipad or iphone :
@wielsonf
@wielsonf 6 ай бұрын
Apple intelligence sounds like an insult to its fans, lol
@amissle2186
@amissle2186 6 ай бұрын
Apple products are an insult to their fans.
@god-of-war-fan
@god-of-war-fan 6 ай бұрын
@@amissle2186 another android glazer🤡 we get it you're too broke to afford a good smartphone
@thejackimonster9689
@thejackimonster9689 6 ай бұрын
Nah, that's probably normal. Apple fans need to pay for their intelligence, made by Apple.
@Juve_Fan2601
@Juve_Fan2601 6 ай бұрын
Eh I kinda like it
@god-of-war-fan
@god-of-war-fan 6 ай бұрын
@@thejackimonster9689 right, because 'the jackimonster 9689' is such an intellectual😂 gtfoh android bot, nobody cares about your glitchy OS
@DovashiFuku
@DovashiFuku 6 ай бұрын
Like an android in 2008! 🤣
@Zembie1
@Zembie1 6 ай бұрын
Looks nothing like any operating system from 2008 💀
@ZeeRaX17
@ZeeRaX17 6 ай бұрын
Android still looks like messy crap
@kevinshea5819
@kevinshea5819 6 ай бұрын
funny you should say that...After all Apple invented the smartphone. Android followed. Also, the app store, fingerprint sensors, live photos, gesture navigation, haptic feedback, unified search bar, privacy indicators, health and fitness apps. And all of the other products he soon tried to copy, tablet, watch...on and on. If you hate the android system just join apple. And maybe the most important thing is the security of apple devices. Not even in the same ballpark.
@kill3rbyysight
@kill3rbyysight 6 ай бұрын
so nobody talking how apple intelligence is only available for pro model.... wat is this! I'm definitely switching to android now
@mikej2489
@mikej2489 6 ай бұрын
@@kevinshea5819 They did not lol they didn't even invent the smarthone. none of what you say is actually true lol. Security is also horrible remember i cloud hack because i do
@thecon_quererarbitraryname6286
@thecon_quererarbitraryname6286 6 ай бұрын
Apple be like: "We gave them cavemen old android features and now even intelligence" 😂
@thejackimonster9689
@thejackimonster9689 6 ай бұрын
Don't give them too much though. They might stop buying from Apple.
@editoons15
@editoons15 6 ай бұрын
to be fair, as late as apple is to the party, its still a step in the right direction but its still laughable how long apple took. ultimately though its improving the user experience
@Noah-xn5th
@Noah-xn5th 6 ай бұрын
Apple still dominates Android in Market share 🤣
@editoons15
@editoons15 6 ай бұрын
@@Noah-xn5th only in the united states. outside of that its not even a competition
@thecon_quererarbitraryname6286
@thecon_quererarbitraryname6286 6 ай бұрын
@@Noah-xn5th That's not even true. Android has a global market share of ~70% according to statcounter. And this only makes sense because the majority of citizens of developing countries can't or don't want to afford the most basic I phone. Android devices generally offer a much better value proposition with far cheaper prices and a lower barrier of entry.
@phobographia
@phobographia 6 ай бұрын
_“Why else do you think the offices are so empty?”_ 🤣🤣
@Temzy
@Temzy 6 ай бұрын
The best parts of Apple events are Sam's responses 😭
@raycon921
@raycon921 6 ай бұрын
an Ipad calculator app? what, it didn't have one until now? 🤣
@digitalon01
@digitalon01 6 ай бұрын
Not an official one apparently. There is a long, kind of absurd story involving Steve Jobs' pursuit of the perfect calculator app that prevented them from releasing even a basic version.
@Jonasisacreep
@Jonasisacreep 6 ай бұрын
14 years had to pass to get a calculator app.
@theberserker_of_falconia
@theberserker_of_falconia 6 ай бұрын
​@@digitalon01pr machine at work, steve job forgot to add one in the first 😂😂😂
@reza2kn
@reza2kn 6 ай бұрын
Famously, no
@dotsmada2855
@dotsmada2855 6 ай бұрын
not like you couldn't find a free calculator app, but not sure why it didn't just have one that comes on the iphone. I always thought it had one but apparently i've never tried using a calculator on my ipad so I guess it didn't really matter. Writing complex math problems and equations on the ipad and it solving it is actually pretty cool. Wish I would have had that when in school.
@RickSanchez_85
@RickSanchez_85 6 ай бұрын
"And who's the father? It's COURAGE! There he is!" - that got me unprepared 😂
@itzHaze
@itzHaze 6 ай бұрын
3:50 wait why tf does the virtual iphone have a notch
@nhb0456
@nhb0456 6 ай бұрын
It's a feature 🪄
@goldendemon1015
@goldendemon1015 6 ай бұрын
cuz the dynamic island can still have live activities in it so it lets you access it
@Deebofreebo
@Deebofreebo 6 ай бұрын
Because without the Dynamic Island, you couldn’t do things like answer calls, as that is where they appear?
@Furiousbanner
@Furiousbanner 6 ай бұрын
The camera and face id thing is there, so apple makes it a feature by making notifications come from the notch
@Zembie1
@Zembie1 6 ай бұрын
*Dynamic Island Also it’s integrated with the software so it’s still there
@by_pius
@by_pius 6 ай бұрын
SAM should be the next ceo of apple
@gdutfulkbhh7537
@gdutfulkbhh7537 6 ай бұрын
God knows, they need a new one.
@mobarakjama5570
@mobarakjama5570 6 ай бұрын
Nooooooo, they don't deserve him 😭
@djtieff
@djtieff 6 ай бұрын
@@mobarakjama5570 It's an insult for SAM :)))))
@Kataroku
@Kataroku 6 ай бұрын
The workers parachute in because, once inside, they can never leave. The doors are fake.
@kingdave31
@kingdave31 6 ай бұрын
My favorite part was when Craig Federighi briefly transformed into a completely different guy in a bad wig to run down some stairs.
@TheHackysack
@TheHackysack 6 ай бұрын
hardcore parkour lol
@davidbarnes6672
@davidbarnes6672 6 ай бұрын
Calling it now, Apple is going to try to trademark the acronym A.I.
@franklinphilip2412
@franklinphilip2412 6 ай бұрын
Just plain narcissistic, and people are just rolling with it.
@justbenice72
@justbenice72 6 ай бұрын
@@franklinphilip2412Identify theft
@mdjey2
@mdjey2 6 ай бұрын
That is Alibaba Intelligence of course.
@taylors4243
@taylors4243 6 ай бұрын
i like how all of these updates are just pc and android basic functions.
@nmus2819
@nmus2819 6 ай бұрын
Thanks
@kojikarasake6969
@kojikarasake6969 6 ай бұрын
The part with the dissapearing charger and headphone jacks was so funny lmao
@prathameshozarkar
@prathameshozarkar 21 күн бұрын
Yes😂😂😂 And also the underlining messages part🤣🤣
@Feefa99
@Feefa99 6 ай бұрын
At this point AI could mean anything
@JérémyAdrian-l3b
@JérémyAdrian-l3b 6 ай бұрын
Ass intelligence
@benjaminreynolds3659
@benjaminreynolds3659 6 ай бұрын
It is basically a buzzword that encapsulate all new software it seems... like synergy!
@long-d4k
@long-d4k 6 ай бұрын
Alibaba Intelligence
@darthraider450
@darthraider450 6 ай бұрын
AIjokes
@SimpMcSimpy
@SimpMcSimpy 6 ай бұрын
Assumed Intelligence
@glufke
@glufke 6 ай бұрын
Thanks, you just saved me of watching a 2 hours long event….
@Zembie1
@Zembie1 6 ай бұрын
I watched it and enjoyed it
@kegastamm8273
@kegastamm8273 6 ай бұрын
@Zembie1 i was gonna say something snarky, but I digress. This is depressing to even put to text.
@everstpeak_exclusive
@everstpeak_exclusive 2 ай бұрын
Just zooming through your videos at a hard time, this is pure gold. 😂😂😂😂. Coming from Nigeria
@Devfns
@Devfns 6 ай бұрын
Congratulations Apple, you managed to make a Windows Phone
@SRI-wq2xr
@SRI-wq2xr 6 ай бұрын
Sam deserves 1 million sub😂😂😂
@RoshannKN
@RoshannKN 6 ай бұрын
Loved the “large head language model “ 😂🤠❤
@mpx41
@mpx41 6 ай бұрын
There are only 3 ways to get inside the Apple Campus: parachute in; parkour; or just like Tim you can bring a very tall ladder (you can also ask Tim to use his ladder if you manage to catch him, he's fine with that). Oh yeah, and there's the rainbow portal but it only works during June so it's more of a seasonal thing.
@MickiMinach
@MickiMinach 6 ай бұрын
"An operating system with all of the vowels" great catch Sam 🤣
@MrJulioseto
@MrJulioseto 2 ай бұрын
This man is walking loaded and delivering so many jokes a second not even apple intelligence could get it
@thejackal007
@thejackal007 6 ай бұрын
5:35 In the far flung future, we can even have AI sext Siri, so we don't have to do it ourselves. Ah, technology.
@thedarkknight1971
@thedarkknight1971 6 ай бұрын
As MKBHD said "Hide apps, like hide Tinder from your wife..." 🤣🤣🤣 😎🇬🇧
@CNC-Time-Lapse
@CNC-Time-Lapse 6 ай бұрын
LOL I love how you highlight the glaring things Apple would like us to ignore. :-D
@James-d9z3i
@James-d9z3i 6 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@SAMTIME
@SAMTIME 6 ай бұрын
Thanks and stay FUNKY!
@Spiritlikes99
@Spiritlikes99 6 ай бұрын
each IOS update apple is turning more android
@JustinCaseIamStupid
@JustinCaseIamStupid 6 ай бұрын
If it's good, doesn't matter!
@kevinshea5819
@kevinshea5819 6 ай бұрын
you do know that Apple invented the smartphone right? Guess who copied them..or tried to. lol. Why do you follow each IOS update?
@Spiritlikes99
@Spiritlikes99 6 ай бұрын
@@kevinshea5819 thats the most braindead apple argument i have heard, a phone is a phone it ins't a copy if the phone you have is completely diferent from the one you are comparing to
@nonstopgamer3005
@nonstopgamer3005 6 ай бұрын
@@kevinshea5819 and what now? Mercedes and Ford invented cars, are BMW, Chevrolet and Honda all just stupid copycats? There are reasons why you aren't able to copyright technologies like this. It benefits innovation and user experience (in some cases at least) and people that are following iOS updates just do so because it's just tech news. I own a Xiaomi yet I stil watch Samsung news and Apple news.
@kevinshea5819
@kevinshea5819 6 ай бұрын
@@Spiritlikes99 so you are telling me that you don't understand that apple invented the smartphone and that android copied them? You really don't understand that? Of course it is a different platform because Apple patented it. Also copied the fingerprint technology, 3D haptic feedback, control center, gesture navigation (no more button), and maybe the second biggest thing was the APP STORE, which was also copied. Now add the apple watch, ipad, air pods...all which were later copied. I didn't say cloned. I said copied. All of these were from Apple. Last thing...the security on the iphone is galaxies better than android. Sure, the android platform was much more customizable but that came at a cost to data security. That is very easy to research. I don't care what phone you like. I just don't understand if you don't like Apple products just don't buy them. Why do people want to bash them. Just curious. You like Android better, cool that works for you. The products Apple come out with are never rushed. But, for the most part when the come out they work. That is why people are so passionate about Apple. I have mac mini, apple watch, airpods, macbook, ipad and they all work seamlessly together. I have never had a virus, NEVER. I pay a premium for these products because it works for me. At work I have to use a windows computer and it makes me sick with how horrible that software is. My point being, if android works for you that is perfect. But look around on youtube, you don't really see apple lovers sitting around bashing android. Peace my friend. Stay well.
@kadran3263
@kadran3263 6 ай бұрын
Considering how uncanny the presentations have been over the past few years, I thought AI was already running Apple.
@rosaria8384
@rosaria8384 6 ай бұрын
Okay that charger and headphone jack disappearing was the cherry on top. Rofl
@kingvinoda3896
@kingvinoda3896 6 ай бұрын
Soon Apple intelligence will be sophisticated enough to know how to send your credit card info directly to Apple without you having to do anything about it. Cool!
@samiirai
@samiirai 6 ай бұрын
Lmao like it hasnt been doing this all along? whatchu even talking about? If you got an iphone, apple has gotten your cc long time ago. This comment makes no sense.
@smoguli
@smoguli 6 ай бұрын
Apple doesn’t have my CC, I bought my iPhone with a debit card, I don’t use Apple Pay, I’ve never bought an app and I’m not using any paid subscription or service from Apple…
@sjmac1518
@sjmac1518 6 ай бұрын
But Apple Intelligence will know what apps you want before you do - and you want all the expensive ones.
@toast2110
@toast2110 6 ай бұрын
Oh trust me, if you have an iPhone, Apple already knows your credit card number.
@Stillaliveyea
@Stillaliveyea 6 ай бұрын
@@toast2110literally every smartphone knows that if you used your credit card online
@ivaerz4977
@ivaerz4977 6 ай бұрын
3 seconds in and im already laughing 😂
@sankthetitanic
@sankthetitanic 6 ай бұрын
they couldn't move apps on their homescreens or hide them?????????😭😭
@mdjey2
@mdjey2 6 ай бұрын
I can't either on my Xperia.
@sankthetitanic
@sankthetitanic 6 ай бұрын
​@@mdjey2 still miles ahead of apple
@Stillaliveyea
@Stillaliveyea 6 ай бұрын
@@sankthetitanicnot really I have one
@mdjey2
@mdjey2 6 ай бұрын
@@sankthetitanic I am running Sailfish either way, but it used to have like android 8.
@GuybrushThreepwood-e7n
@GuybrushThreepwood-e7n 5 ай бұрын
Nope. Their research showed it will be too confusing for the average Apple fan. Some early testers forgot to breathe while performing this complicated task, threw their credit card at Tim Cook shouted their PIN with their last breath and died.
@yrg007
@yrg007 6 ай бұрын
3:23 had me spitting my food out 😂
@7sevens
@7sevens 6 ай бұрын
AI = After Intelligence
@notsosuavemate
@notsosuavemate 6 ай бұрын
Sadly yes
@rossaryrose9337
@rossaryrose9337 6 ай бұрын
YT algorithm just randomly showed this video in recommended tab, 1st time watching you, "Pregnant with anticipation " your earned a sub lol
@Andwei70
@Andwei70 4 ай бұрын
2:59 subtitles: "It's fine we're in Romania" And i took that as an insult.
@AnthonyThomas_Ant
@AnthonyThomas_Ant 6 ай бұрын
Who needs ChatGPT to summarise stuff when Sam can do it?
@MarcelaoSCS
@MarcelaoSCS 6 ай бұрын
Man... you are AMAZING! How can is possible to think about everything you mentioned in so short time. Congrats! Now, let me share this to all my iMates (iPhone Mates).
@TazzSmk
@TazzSmk 6 ай бұрын
imagine being able to hack into someone's Mac which then can access everything in their iPhone asking anything AI, without them ever noticing as the iPhone screen remains locked, sounds like hacker dream, way better than Microsoft's Recall, isn't it?
@Souleater7777
@Souleater7777 6 ай бұрын
Teach me how to do it
@TazzSmk
@TazzSmk 6 ай бұрын
@@Souleater7777 ask Siri :))
@andreid.9105
@andreid.9105 6 ай бұрын
I am following Sam long time since he moved in my home town! I feel very honored :D Thank you Sam for putting a smile on our face in the middle of a bad working day!
@ilovedc9786
@ilovedc9786 6 ай бұрын
4:26 You are inteligence-ing it wrong
@earthling_parth
@earthling_parth 6 ай бұрын
This was a much better and efficient summary than most other recap/summary videos.
@rccc5806
@rccc5806 6 ай бұрын
Delighted to see your openness about being in Romania 👍
@myworldworks
@myworldworks 6 ай бұрын
this is by-far the best SAMTIME parody
@Fezzent
@Fezzent 6 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity to introduce the all new Craig Federici 3:04
@mdjey2
@mdjey2 6 ай бұрын
We need comparison between Alibaba Intelligence and Apple Intelligence so we could choose wisely.
@Simeeow
@Simeeow 6 ай бұрын
Been waiting for you, Sam.
@kkristoff857
@kkristoff857 6 ай бұрын
Sam and his videos deserve 333 million subscribers! Always high quality fun with taste! ✌🏼
@realericanderson
@realericanderson 6 ай бұрын
the one cool thing from the presentation was the satellite texting... although with my 13 mini and series 7 watch I am, as always one gen behind the truly useful features 🤣
@Aeris_Asano
@Aeris_Asano 6 ай бұрын
4:13 Mac’s getting wuthering waves? Nice
@CG_Hali
@CG_Hali 6 ай бұрын
On Reddit, fan boys were fapping over the security and they downvoted all the people who had concerned about the very real risks. Cute!
@Rockmirth
@Rockmirth 6 ай бұрын
What were their reason for adding icons that you can put anywhere?
@melvin.mp4
@melvin.mp4 6 ай бұрын
Watching this on an apple device is even more hilarious 😂
@thegreatdesignerofficial
@thegreatdesignerofficial 6 ай бұрын
this Guy, 🤣🤣🤣 Apple is the best Though! I really love Apples quality display.
@nidusyaldabaoth2428
@nidusyaldabaoth2428 6 ай бұрын
"Android people don't have enough money for an iPhone" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@GuybrushThreepwood-e7n
@GuybrushThreepwood-e7n 5 ай бұрын
Not that they don't have. Just people who understand technology don't fall easily for the Apple Scams.
@darahk88
@darahk88 6 ай бұрын
How can you create such a video in less than 24 hours? you are amazing
@hopefulline7196
@hopefulline7196 6 ай бұрын
sam back at it again with another video
@thedarkknight1971
@thedarkknight1971 6 ай бұрын
MacOS snapping windows etc... Windows, has been doing THAT for years... Sooooo VERY innovative Apple 😏😉🤣🤣🤣 😎🇬🇧
@sharkfinn6469
@sharkfinn6469 6 ай бұрын
Haha the "apple force staff" force
@j_dogs_channel
@j_dogs_channel 6 ай бұрын
Another well done video! I laughed so hard, I started crying!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@thedarkknight1971
@thedarkknight1971 6 ай бұрын
Apple :"HEY GUYS! WE introduce IOS 18 where you can now customise your widgets/icons and themes on your home page! AREN'T WE INNOVATIVE!!!" The rest of the world - "Yeah, SURE you're innovative geniuses" 😏🤣🤣🤣 😎🇬🇧
@rustkitty
@rustkitty 6 ай бұрын
I'm not sure if this makes things better or worse but when project management company Atlassian added AI integration they used the exact same pun, calling it Atlassian Intelligence.
@mkhud50n
@mkhud50n 6 ай бұрын
“Yo yo yo I is da best applecant fur da jib.” [clicks make me sound intelligent button]
@smart_bar
@smart_bar 6 ай бұрын
4:40 i am died this is the best yt channel ever
@mowtow90
@mowtow90 6 ай бұрын
Congratulations to all Apple users , you waited 16 years to get features we got in Android on launch :D
@nitholx917
@nitholx917 6 ай бұрын
@@GamerTown-cm4gk Hahahaha calm down fanboy.
@mowtow90
@mowtow90 6 ай бұрын
@@GamerTown-cm4gk Apple fanboys really cant take a joke...
@nitholx917
@nitholx917 6 ай бұрын
@@GamerTown-cm4gk hahahahaha darn looks like it hurt your buttt badly 😂😂😂, poor fanboy.
@mowtow90
@mowtow90 6 ай бұрын
@@squishy-tomato It is funny that it took that long for basic stuff like moving icons around. You have to wait for the next MacOS in order to control your iPhone from a Mac , I've been doing that since Windows 7 (around 2010) , there ware apps for it. Even now Windows phone connect is pretty standard. Color menu and themes is now a feature... that should have been a standard ,considering Android's been doing it for more than 10 years. Add to that the custom UIs for each OEM. You can finally modify Control Center and lock screen... How long it did it take them 12 years? Adding feature to control your TV... really? Thats been around since the first smart TVs (LG,Samsung ext all have phone remote controls). Adding feature to Apple TV to show actors ... Amazon Prime Video had that pretty much from the start. I don't remember if Netflix had it (it dumped them a few years back). Apple can be ahead on many things but , it feels like they cant grasp the basics. Even MacOs ,as someone who recently started using it - it feels like old Ubuntu from 2010-11 with new features being praised as radical while I tout that they are pretty standard.
@drakegarcia3106
@drakegarcia3106 6 ай бұрын
“Jumanji” Got me 😂
@HAPPY47738
@HAPPY47738 6 ай бұрын
I really hope that this update lets me ask Siri "is my phone charging" whilst I'm far away from it
@adredy
@adredy 6 ай бұрын
Android can 😊
@HAPPY47738
@HAPPY47738 6 ай бұрын
@@adredy Android users always have to compare themselves...Thanks for the heads up though. Don't think I'll be switching to Android for one feature though
@adredy
@adredy 6 ай бұрын
@@HAPPY47738 do what you want :) ios is ok but was to expensive for me i choice android long time ago 2tb memory dont need more :)
@Mercedesxoo
@Mercedesxoo 5 ай бұрын
For real tho, when I’m lazy I ask Siri what time it is
@kellychintali1033
@kellychintali1033 6 ай бұрын
The ipad is getting MaaaaaaCalculator 😂😂😂😂
@perperikis5501
@perperikis5501 6 ай бұрын
And still haven't figured out how to add a numeric row on the keyboard.
@myfakeguuglaccount8307
@myfakeguuglaccount8307 6 ай бұрын
Apple renames OpenAI, and the world marvels. 🤣
@Zembie1
@Zembie1 6 ай бұрын
They partnered with openAI, they didn’t rename it. If you actually watched the video, you wouldn’t be blinded by bias. Also everything that “Apple intelligence” can do with finding photos and messages from your phone is not anything chatGPT can do
@vastg5453
@vastg5453 6 ай бұрын
It takes true talent to turn depressing product announcements (which have defined Apple products since Steve Jobs passed away) into comedy. Thank you, Sam.
@DevBytesWithAdil
@DevBytesWithAdil 6 ай бұрын
"Android users don't have money for iPhone" - actually there are more expensive Android phones than *Ass*le iPhones. e.g. the folding phones. Innovation is at peak within Android industry.
@comityway
@comityway 6 ай бұрын
This was really well done and had great humor. Thanks.
@thecomposerchanginggames5250
@thecomposerchanginggames5250 6 ай бұрын
The crazy thing is, there is not a single thing that Sam mentioned here that hasn't already been done. Not one. Seriously stop using Apple
@retrocomputing
@retrocomputing 6 ай бұрын
Why are you so obsessed with new things? It doesn't need to be new to be good
@remaincalm2
@remaincalm2 6 ай бұрын
Google boss Sundar Pichai hasn't done a video on the roof of his HQ building. Apart from that, yeah, you're right.
@prilliant4939
@prilliant4939 6 ай бұрын
It doesn't matter if it's new - it has to be good!
@idushasiripathi
@idushasiripathi 3 ай бұрын
2:28 That one mf at Apple who accidentally Circled the Charger
@mrN3w7
@mrN3w7 6 ай бұрын
The "AI" is the old-new "i"...
@onyx3003
@onyx3003 6 ай бұрын
Soon Apple will start calling it iA 🙃
@teenspoil
@teenspoil 2 ай бұрын
"Actually I changed my mind, go for it" 🤣🤣
@samsam21amb
@samsam21amb 6 ай бұрын
Look, you gotta respect apple's attempt at a more privacy focused AI, better than whatever windows and Google are doing.
@iLuseMy1v1s
@iLuseMy1v1s 6 ай бұрын
Samsung has on device ai only. No Internet connection needed.
@AshiBoiiBS
@AshiBoiiBS 6 ай бұрын
How does circle to search work then lmao
@iLuseMy1v1s
@iLuseMy1v1s 6 ай бұрын
@@AshiBoiiBS Circle to search isn't the only ai feature lmao
@AshiBoiiBS
@AshiBoiiBS 6 ай бұрын
@@iLuseMy1v1s I know. but most of apple their futures also for on device + circle to search is most hyped on + everyone has internet
@phildane7411
@phildane7411 6 ай бұрын
I love it when there's an all new Sam Tucker video available.
@colossalwa
@colossalwa 6 ай бұрын
Waiting for next siri update
@gdutfulkbhh7537
@gdutfulkbhh7537 6 ай бұрын
Let's hope we have to wait a long, long time!
@Zembie1
@Zembie1 6 ай бұрын
Why, what else would you possibly need it to do 💀
@thestocksource8393
@thestocksource8393 6 ай бұрын
2:11 What is minutes hours?
@michalbotor
@michalbotor 6 ай бұрын
why is iphone's messages app green? i thought blue was the cool kids color and green was for the android peasants.
@michaelball93
@michaelball93 6 ай бұрын
Luckily you can turn it blue now apparently so it doesn't matter.
@michalbotor
@michalbotor 6 ай бұрын
@@michaelball93 lol. good one. 😂
@B-MARTINEZ22
@B-MARTINEZ22 6 ай бұрын
When a funny 2011 joke is used 2024, it's just cringe....
@michalbotor
@michalbotor 6 ай бұрын
@@B-MARTINEZ22 jeez. not everyone has an iphone nor is from america. didn't know. relax bro.
@davidletarte214
@davidletarte214 6 ай бұрын
i tried to watch some of the presentation yesterday but my attention span wouldn't let me so thanks for summing it up hilariously
@cozyocelot
@cozyocelot 6 ай бұрын
AI❌ AI✔️
@tamwilfred
@tamwilfred 6 ай бұрын
You cracked me up with the magic eraser that made the charger and headphone jack disappear.
@unfilterednations
@unfilterednations 6 ай бұрын
the only normal white person in wwdc video presentation is portrayed as the goofy awkward one nodding his head to respond siri in the elevator.
@3polygons
@3polygons 6 ай бұрын
These "summaries" never disappoint :D
@andre-7423
@andre-7423 6 ай бұрын
AI on phone is PERFECT ! - I mean, perfect deniability for spying on users, no need to read all their data, just command the AI to find dirt on the device and report. This should be at least partially financed by 3-letter organisations (the main user).
@vedanshchn
@vedanshchn 6 ай бұрын
You clearly have no idea about what you’re talking about. What you just claimed is true for Microsoft’s Recall mess though.
@Eren_Yeager_is_the_GOAT
@Eren_Yeager_is_the_GOAT 6 ай бұрын
@@vedanshchn it's the exact same for apple. just like microsoft, google, etc. apple has been caught countless times spying on their user so if you still trust them when they say they respect your privacy you might need to get your brain checked
@vedanshchn
@vedanshchn 6 ай бұрын
@@Eren_Yeager_is_the_GOAT “Spying on users”… Feel free to share links to the articles that prove it. And share links of actual proofs, not ‘allegations’ or ‘theories’.
@QgramPlus
@QgramPlus 6 ай бұрын
I would be so confused if I didn’t watch WWDC yesterday. It’s way more hilarious in context.
@illegalalien6542
@illegalalien6542 6 ай бұрын
"Look out XBox". LMAO, that was perfect...
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