iPhone 16 Pro PARODY

[@TARUN__46]

Finallyyyy..… waited for this more than Apple event

[@A_ARAFAT]

Same here honestly

[@befikar8070]

😂😂

[@VictorAkomaye]

Me too 😂😂😂😂😂

[@child_of_Orion]

Mocking iPhone brings more innovations than the iPhone itself.

[@thejdmguru621]

Same

[@darkknight888]

"85% recycled contents" "Well that makes sense" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@savagepro9060]

I see what you did there Recycled features, right?

[@TiagoWolf]

From the previous models 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The different percentage is the non recycling Titanium

[@jorgenascimento9710]

85% recycled and 100% made with uyghur muslims hands for free and no pay. Sponsored by China Communist Party and all those friendly people!

[@alexev4329]

More like 95%

[@gresterson]

Yeah 😂

[@LaxTheme]

"Get that man a glass of water!"😂😂😂😂

[@feddyp2380]

😂

[@NSA.]

😂

[@istrasci]

A $99 glass of iWater Pro. Filtered ionized water molecules (iH20) inside a scratch-resistant glass.

[@gcjohntoledo]

Lol😂

[@zaibym1157]

😅😂🤣

[@petremazilu8441]

1:30 As a Romanian I was laughing my ass off 😂😂

[@Pepeo1992]

😂😂😂😂

[@BackToWar100]

numai sa nu fii cocalar. *****

[@DraponDrako]

3:06 Now you are Romapple citizen.

[@lucabarbolovici4974]

Ai de plm

[@DilanThimira]

same from Arad 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@savagepro9060]

0:19 " . . . the Old NEW . . . "

[@lolcathost]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT

[@alemmerenjamir7337]

I thought he always said it as ALL new... I learnt something new today, the OLD new!!!!

[@HaroonPCs]

he said all new it does sound like old new but he has a british accent

[@Ahlem_DMC]

I get deja vu everytime hearing that.

[@gdutfulkbhh7537]

Apple Intransigence

[@christinvarghese1339]

6:11 "I'm waiting for Tim to retire" lol

[@corneliusjermainehightower7539]

I know, right I almost fell out of my seat, laughing😂!

[@Klaus-777]

So are the investors.

[@corneliusjermainehightower7539]

@@Klaus-777 that’s even funnier 😂 but your probably right.

[@danispringer]

@@Klaus-777 the investors are the only ones who want cook there - and that is why he still is.

[@Klaus-777]

@@danispringer I doubt they are happy with the constant fines. 13 billion just recently they have to give Ireland.....

[@rocketmunkey1]

At this point they should just release a memo every year reminding everyone the iPhone 13 is still available to buy !

[@Belaziraf]

Naahh they should communicate more about how Apple is turning green and innovate in making their new iPhone from 99% recycled materials. Then take and iPhone 13, change the packaging, tweak the OS and sell it for twice the price. All iPhone fans will be happy to claim they own the most innovative cutting edge tech iPhone ever.

[@justin6581]

iPhone 13 is dead.

[@princewille1644]

@@justin6581what you mean. Mine still working like brand new

[@pharaon8134]

​@@justin6581same shit....IPhone 13 or 16, nothing better.

[@lol-ge9bh]

@@justin6581no iphone 13 will be the norm now

[@m.augvst]

As a Romanian I found 1:28 hilarious, still laughing like a madman

[@techsage7257]

The only “apple event in 6 mins” video I need to watch 😂

[@aleck7777777]

Pretty good summary to be honest

[@Juan96001]

“Our technician lost their voice”, I cried 😂

[@mymonfort]

me too

[@allstrow]

The "ce **** mea" was so UNEXPECTED 😭😭

[@techinzz-404]

knowers will like(cine stie stie:)

[@roth66ro]

d c ai cenzurat *pula*, nu cred ca o sa inteleaga nimeni vreodata.

[@1Alex925]

Exactly. I was looking at that B-roll and I said to myself "This looks like Timisoara or other city in Romania" and than I heard the "ce p**a mea". This was like a confirmation that it was indeed in Romania 😅😅

[@eqmakarov9570]

😂

[@weternek]

​@@1Alex925He lives in Timișoara Romania for couple of years now. It also like to visit Constanța from time to time.

[@userreview2806]

"Sleep apnea. Which some may be suffering during this presentation." Classic Sam 🤣

[@deehvi1608]

Well sleep apnoea can be a big problem (know some people who have it), but you don't really need apple products, monitors and treatment is way cheaper

[@techsage7257]

iPhone 5s with extra buttons 😂

[@zachattack1279]

More proof that that’s when phones peaked and we never needed any upgrades.

[@handleloverkira]

​@@zachattack127960 hz and 128 gb is peak? Damn that thing you can find in 4 year old Android for less than 100 dollars

[@brokeninfinitysonic1]

The minute I saw it popped in my head

[@alexandruciordas4941]

​@@zachattack1279 nah I could never use a phone with screen so small

[@s.......]

Nah but honestly apple should have stopped at 12 pro max it was a big and had all the features it does now

[@hans-jelmerwester3891]

Not to be that guy, but... My 4 year old Motorola can already take photos by clicking the power button. 😂

[@hatchet646]

2000s flip phones had dedicated shutter buttons, multiple had such buttons that registered half press to focus the camera....

[@gorkskoal9315]

lol and probably didn't cost a kidney.

[@macvos]

My Sony Ericsson K750i candybar phone had this feature nearly 20 years ago.

[@hatchet646]

@@macvos yeah i had k750i too lol. Someone from school back then bought a k800i lmao what a fing flex was that back then haha

[@brunosco]

Guess what, my (older) iPhone uses its volume buttons as a trigger.

[@7heMech]

The fact that he has to put in "PARODY"

[@JNSStudios2]

Hasn’t he done that before on all his previous parodies?

[@rocketmunkey1]

@@JNSStudios2 No what he means is the Apple Keynote itself was so ridiculous, that we need the word "Parody" to remind us this is the spoof video, we almost didn't need Sam at all this time 😂

[@UlshaRS]

@@JNSStudios2 The gullibility of apple buyers is baked into the product. Kinda need to make it obvious or he'll be flamed. I actually wish I was joking.

[@finnabefocusing]

fr and when its not actually lmaooo

[@Shmucca_]

iPhone 16 even dissapointed my parents

[@hydrohasspoken6227]

any iPhone will disappoint unemployed people

[@saufiapriyandi]

@@hydrohasspoken6227you mean, like you?

[@hydrohasspoken6227]

@@saufiapriyandi iPhones never disappointed me. Any phone for instance. Because they do what I need them to do. I am not addicted to them. People are disappointed because there is no new features that will keep them distracted from real life. Without them, they have to face the cold emptiness inside themselves. My recommendation: focus on getting rich. Once you get there, you won't complain anymore about that new feature that Apple denied you.

[@Shmucca_]

@@hydrohasspoken6227 could not agree more

[@paulphoenix6512]

@@saufiapriyandi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ZCScience]

The guy taking the picture of that dog was the funniest thing I saw during the event.

[@sashimifr]

....or, follow my thought one second, the guy could have asked the dog owner what breed it is. More technology in the palm of your hands, so you don't have to communicate... So sad.

[@Alias_Anybody]

@@sashimifr Yeah, he could have found his life partner this day. Or a nice friend. Or at least an interesting 20sec conversation. This way he just looked like a crazy person scanning strange pets. Oh, and the one that might actually be useful, a plant scanner for wild plants, already exists as an app without Apple intelligence.

[@robodd4694]

@@sashimifr I'm not spending $1200+ to talk to people!

[@JazzieJoi]

@@Alias_AnybodyI died when you said he looked like a crazy person scanning strange pets.. 😂 😂

[@a1white]

Just ask her “cute dog, what kind is it?”

[@martindye]

That Romanian phrase sounds a lot less polite than what was written 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@moris7361]

it is... :D

[@cosmopolitanape6969]

what it means

[@pete5405]

@@cosmopolitanape6969 "I'm disappointed with this situation deep in my heart"

[@cosmopolitanape6969]

@@pete5405 what the fuck

[@VORASTRA]

​@cosmopolitanape6969 that's exactly what it means

[@rajK29_]

3:22 wait, his shoes are not glued. Who did that!!! 😂😂😂

[@PenkoAngelov]

"Come on Apple, you're the richest company in the world... You can BUY Romania!" :D Or two of us. Greetings from Bulgaria!

[@stoomkracht]

Buy 2, get Slovakia for free

[@bojanstanculovic2890]

I mi Srbi u paket 3u 1

[@robertmusil1107]

I wouldn't want both countries for free.

[@PenkoAngelov]

@@robertmusil1107 Wrong answer!

[@keithbrown7685]

@@robertmusil1107 I would. If they said, hey here we are, some perfectly good countries, go on and take us! I'd be flattered, and install myself as king of all of them. 🙂

[@cezarc8479]

I couldn't believe it when you pronounced Romania (CE PULA MEA), I'm from Romania. thank you for mentioning the lack of support for the Romanian language. good luck in everything you do.

[@aka_nox]

I apologise for my ignorance, but can you please tell me why Apple has such a lack of support for the Romanians?

[@Un_pelican_pe_varf_de_munte]

@@aka_noxidk maybe bec they think bad about us romanians cuz’ maybe idk, we don’t support lgtbq and the ceo of Apple is gay so maybe they portray us in a bad image for that. (politics)

[@Ciprian-IonutPanait]

very few people like apple here. Around iphone 4 it was seen as a sign you had money to buy apple but by iphone 5 the fad passed. Also romanian seems to be a hard language to learn to many people. You can arrange words in sentences in various ways omit some in some dialects some vowels get replaced. notice the word mea which is pronounced mia in this video for instance. For someone that is used to rigid rules is hard to learn. Romanians seem though to be able to learn fairly easy englush and other romance languages by contrast

[@aka_nox]

@@Ciprian-IonutPanait I see. Well, for what it's worth, Romanian is on my 'languages to learn' list. I think it sounds beautiful. :3

[@musicsangram3637]

"I don't know.. just keep clicking and something will happen.." lol

[@JTORRR]

-Find a design -Make good animations -Never change anything -Get people dying for it -Repeat

[@hydrohasspoken6227]

it works

[@ayod0011]

You mean “flip a few cameras around and keep deleting and re-adding buttons”?😂

[@smittyvanjagermanjenson182]

Every company ever..

[@Randomdude21-e]

Samsung s22u s23u s24u same thing

[@drinkinslim]

To be fair, Apple *has* started moving things around in MacOS for no apparent reason. Microsoft was doing that, so Apple decided to jump on board. Boy oh boy.

[@vamshikrishna5862]

Here are some of the gimmicky features Apple has recently introduced, giving them fancy names and touting them as major upgrades: - Dynamic Island - Action Button - Camera Button The iPhone 16 series doesn’t feel like a real upgrade. If Apple can’t bring truly innovative features, they should at least focus on making the glass unbreakable and the body scratch-resistant.

[@Tutelage810]

You are paying for the ecosystem experience. Experience and features are different. My old Volkswagen gives me a better driving experience than my feature loaded Kia whose drivability is pathetic. Experience matters…

[@Peezy71421]

I LITERALLY almost choked while drinking my Cherry Lime Gatorade with that joke about no chair backs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aidenbrown1562]

"No wonder everyone's so stiff" lmao

[@PragadeeshDigital]

Just Keep CLICKING & Something Will Happen !! 😌😌😌

[@Leonchik999.]

that was the best 😅😅😅😅😅

[@shankthenoob]

Apple Event in a nutshell: Ai this.. Ai that.. oh we also upgraded the ultrawide camera, see you next year!

[@Potatodestroyers]

Basically every phone brand right now last year and next year

[@mikexhotmail]

​@@Potatodestroyersnope

[@Spidey_Spidey]

6month later*

[@robodd4694]

And lets not forget that many of those AI features won't even be available right out the gate. It's "future" features. I really think Apple was late with AI and so they're trying to cover themselves with lots of hot air. I think personally Apple should have said no to AI and been a different kind of company like they try so hard to appear. F*** AI!

[@shankthenoob]

@@Potatodestroyers all they have to do is skip a year just for the sake of making major improvements on their next phone and it will sell 3x times more

[@Chikowski101]

honestly I was more excited for ur video than the apple event video!

[@Drakkarok]

1:28 accurate, i can confirm. If you ever come visit Romania, please use this as greetings.

[@alexandruivan9815]

He actually lives in Romania, Timisoara

[@Moonflush]

@@alexandruivan9815 "you" here means you

[@i00Productions]

@3:20 .. Watch out sam you're gonna get fired.. It looks like you forgot to glue Craig's shoes!

[@gauravsinha6060]

I've never seen any CEO working as an advertiser as Cook. I'm not passing personal comments on him but he's definitely not good at lying. The way he talks about Apple products literally screams louder in my ears : 'Run Away! He's lying!'

[@bananamancoolguy7670]

"just keep clicking, something will happen eventually" exactly how I feel about multi-purpose buttons

[@markwalker8374]

I always wondered why real cameras had lots of buttons, even programable buttons ......wait, theres an idea Tim ......coming soon for the iphone 20

[@ZaydHakim]

2:50 well that made sense took my out 😂😂😂

[@alexandrumacovei7174]

Romania is mentioned 🎉❤

[@infinitedarkness9476]

Who cares about Romania

[@zaentyt837]

​@@infinitedarkness9476Sam does as well, smartass

[@weternek]

​@@infinitedarkness9476Sam lives in România for some time now.

[@Ram_SV]

@@infinitedarkness9476okay 1ncel this ain’t a Reddit edgy Copium space. Better go back to loner politics space usual broke bro manosphere.

[@DeadPiixxel]

​@Ram_SV you got incel from that? That word is overused.

[@Nafiur13]

Ah yes now I can get an IPhone X for 100 dollars.

[@rajK29_]

4:26 😂😂😂 honest reaction... something will happen 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexvm4294]

1:20 for all the Romanians out there 😂

[@alexg4435]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😊

[@ZoroTototoro]

Lol

[@kyttraus]

A trebuit să dau înapoi să înțeleg 😁

[@keithbrown7685]

@@kyttraus Ei bine, iubim România. Credem că Apple este prost că te-a lăsat afară.

[@mzeewakazi]

"The Best Ever", Max, Ultra, Pro, Ultimate. 😂🤣😂

[@vasilebandila2502]

Let's not forget the humble 'Plus' :)

[@rocketmunkey1]

We're long past peak smartphone, the only place left to go is Ai La La Land where your phone has pretend conversations with itself and draws silly pictures.

[@marceelino]

you mean with apple. Android phones are still providing new features. Plus, all the software companies are innovating so you are not stuck like with Apple default apps

[@rocketmunkey1]

@@marceelino No I mean in general, what "New" features is Samsung or Google giving us exactly apart from self cracking folding screens ? and how much more processing power or megapixels do you actually need in a phone ? and I don't need Ai to magic wand other peoples content, write my emails or crash my car thank you very much !

[@Ram_SV]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@marceelinoyeah software companies 😅innovating like crashing, filled with bugs or certified incompatibility within android space. Isn’t ironic that same software companies apps works 10 times better in apple. Starting from google apps itself that comes with features that android phones itself never gets the touch of it.

[@Paddzr]

Seeing TImisara is not something I expected!

[@ioanvalentinpavlov605]

"CE PULA MIA " warmed my heart .

[@spartian117]

2:39 from that point of view it's 99% recycled from 15😂😂

[@bogdan-mihairadu2388]

THAT ROMANIAN TRANSLATION!! IM FUCKING DYING

[@dominator_x0]

I think we will be getting a new design for an Iphone once craig figures out how to change his clothes

[@Kuber69]

BROOOOOOO!fr

[@Ioannisgnk]

5:05 that is so powerful our technician lost his voice 😂😂

[@radio_marco]

4:02 like you can with the volume down button on android. (or atleast Samsung)

[@kenjianimates]

No it's unique to Apple💀💀💀😂

[@SuitedSkaterLion]

I had to pause 10 times and repeat 1:29 , how did you found that this is our favourite cursing 😭

[@PlayMilesPlay]

He probably hears it twice a day since he lives in Romania.

[@SuitedSkaterLion]

@@PlayMilesPlay Twice a day is not even alot 😩 i use it 24/7

[@keithbrown7685]

@@SuitedSkaterLion Maybe it's like how we use words like f**k, motherfkr, piece of s**t, cheap c**ks**king piece of dogs**t. Or maybe that's just how I talk.

[@Fiwek23452]

2:00 when you ate too many big macs

[@Wannes_]

You're killin' it Sam ! Can't innovate ? My A$$ ! We've added 2 buttons !

[@thecapone45]

That line lives rent free in my head- especially since people disliked the Mac Pro and considered it a downgrade. 😅

[@Wannes_]

@@thecapone45 I had a 2008 Mac Pro with 6 disks inside back then, so I wasn't "upgrading" to the Trashcan Pro

[@thecapone45]

@@Wannes_ Yeah man that whole thing was sort of cringe… watched some videos on it. Crazy how they made it less modular and called it innovation.

[@rowansmashups]

Literally was waiting for this as soon as I saw the iPhone 16 Pro release

[@JL-wf2wp]

5:36 what a Savage 😂

[@Andwei70]

1:29 u offended us... but i'm glad you mentioned us on your video

[@SuitedSkaterLion]

Mor, dintre toate limbile de ce noi.. Poate din cauza Puli 😭

[@Blueray93Romania]

@@SuitedSkaterLion Locuieste in Ro cu sotia romanca. Sanatate :)

[@Moonflush]

Are you from Apple, to be offended?

[@Andwei70]

@@Moonflush nah, im from romania

[@Andwei70]

​@@Blueray93Romaniams frumos

[@zhuravlevivan4622]

1:53 I am pretty sure my AirPods Pro that are 3 years old have auto noise cancellation

[@markstewart7559]

They do, they’ve added ANC to normal air pods

[@harknights3299]

Apple: "We remove SIM card slot, micro SD card slot and headphones jack to have more space inside the phone" Also Apple: "Nevermind, we will add more buttons just so we have something to label as "new features"

[@NikoQerry]

I remember seeing the apple live event on youtube and just thinking "cant wait for the samtime video"

[@crucifersays]

"the apple even is incomplete without SAMTIME" -Sam Cook

[@NotaRandomYTuser]

I loved the glued shoes reference 👞 The first thing I noticed during the keynote. Well done.

[@ProcrastinationStation-t1s]

5:16 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂,,,,bruhhh,,,,i am choking from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@John.Doe.A.D33R]

*_Apple 2069 : Stiff Cook?_* 😂

[@MrPV94]

2:34 "Introducing the ALL NEW" with the voice crack is the best!!! 🤣

[@emilperijocable]

1:29 this crack me up, “how unfortunate “

[@simaviorel05]

Watching this as a Romanian was unexpectedly funny! 💀

[@hridayawesomeheart9477]

iphone 16 parody pro max plus ultra

[@momashala2115]

You are insane😂😂😂😂 They are always "glued" Come to think of it😂😂😂

[@SoraSkyAtic]

4:58 what desert do to a mf:

[@deimienaluparvu]

1:30 spot on translation!

[@shamsheersiddiqui7931]

Everybody to Apple:- I am not impressed with your performance...🤣😑

[@gorkskoal9315]

I, I, read that in GSP's voice. Sniff thank you!, doing gods work.

[@AshishSahu-m8u]

"just keep clicking and something will happen" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ashishbairagi7981]

instead of action button they should give Fingerprint scanner

[@siriseveu]

Don't worry, it will collect your biometrics, just without unlocking.

[@Timely-ud4rm]

Good skits as always. I must say though whatever green screen you got is incredible! it looks PERFECT, no little green light or anything. Whoever your editor is and green-screen are, is just fantastic. I've dabbled in trying to mess around with it but there always issues, your is perfect. However you make it happen is incredible, I wish I could have that for myself.

[@petar0402]

Watching this I developed iPnea. Who says I'm not a developer?

[@MrOhWhatTheHeck]

Very clever *groans

[@chopstick134]

The new slom mo is probably as slow as apples innovation 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣

[@matthewsjardine]

Apple, your Apple-ing it wrong! What's this, you added more buttons to the iPhone? What happened?

[@Moonflush]

Out of ideas, probably. It's about time to upgrade iPhones with normal long existing features

[@josieann5031]

This is now my № 1 favorite video of Samtime.👍🏻

[@VictorECaplon]

“Cant translate Romanian” that one actually hurts more than any others as I still have a language barrier with my partner’s family…😢

[@infinitedarkness9476]

Aaaaaand no one cares

[@Roman_neBlbec]

3:51 Google iLens

[@shashankyadav5703]

A 6 minute video from Sam is a treat!

[@RedOneM]

3:06 This is not even a joke. Romania's GDP is just about 10% of Apple's market value.

[@cordisvictor]

GDP doesn't include realestate and other things, so it is a joke.

[@MP-vc4nu]

@@cordisvictor It is but it’s funny still 😂

[@EstewCA]

OMG @SAMTIME… Where have you been? I so enjoyed your clever takes on the highlights and lowlights of Apple Events. This is my first SAMTIME experience! It’s brilliant. Cheers and… SUBSCRIBED.

[@woweixiaomiandui]

Still adding Nokia features to "modern" phones

[@konstantinhoncharenko719]

I saw Craig and remembered the BASH presentation from the “Don’t Look Up” 😂

[@cnewt00]

“Perfect Poo” 😂 subscribed…

[@juanmartin1729]

Samsung, Xaoimi are way better than Iphone.

[@racecar9183]

Said no one besides you ever😂

[@thejackal007]

1:59 But it's such a welcome shape!

[@KianFloppa]

Just get a Google Pixel instead

[@infinitedarkness9476]

No thanks. I don’t like the design and I really don’t need Google knowing everything about where I’m gonna be at all times. And the interface looks like shit

[@1daful]

Ummm ya know Android's are highly customizable so if you don't like the interface you can change it. In any case, it's funny you don't want a Pixel because you don't wanna give Google your info. Meanwhile Apple has made Google their default search engine and Google Maps is used by more than half of Apple's customers 🤷🏽‍♂️​@@infinitedarkness9476

[@qui-gonsgin8747]

​@@infinitedarkness9476 You can install a different Android ROM without Google on it, it's possible

[@bizmonkey007]

The Pixel’s a great option this year

[@infinitedarkness9476]

@@bizmonkey007 nah. I don't like the design; don't like the interface; and don't like that Google tracks everywhere you go

[@paolo4178]

Please keep doing these videos, it's amazing how you make fun of them 😂😂😂

[@dutz1117]

romanian here😂😂😂😂

[@HCoRE8]

What’s funny is Sam’s videos are great for keeping up with new tech.

[@Solus5048]

When i sell my trash to be recycled: 5$ When apple uses the same trash to make their products: gazillion dollars *WHERE IS THE JUSTICE*

[@Thulebeez]

Now this is the review i have been waiting on from yesterday. " That man has lost his voice" classic 🤣🤣🤣

[@kindofanmol]

Such a snoozefest of an event. Pixel launch was much more impressive.

[@alphaomega1351]

The only thing that changed was that the prices increased. Nice! 😮

[@Waltaere]

0:05 😂😂

[@TailySplash]

Glued in place?😂

[@VernL4]

"A slightly different shape. Yeah, well so is my face" really got me!!! 🤣

[@Ixnay937]

That new button on the side should make for some really funky looking cases!

[@Salt_and_Peroxide]

yes

[@cheeky_monkey_No1]

but not chairs for our employees... no wonder everyone is so stiff 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@23rty49two]

i love you sam!!!!

[@zdwade]

What an awesome review

[@boutayebbadaoui9665]

Very good ! and it seems you had fun doing this video :)