Scandals: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

The 2016 presidential race is teeming with raisins. Sorry…scandals.
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[@panpluto13]

"She lied" Well thank god we dont have a liar in office.

[@culturedcrazygirl]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@weshall557]

And we won't. Biden will lose.

[@panpluto13]

@@weshall557 shhhhh go to bed, child.

[@weshall557]

@@panpluto13 Truth burns don't it Mrs. CNN puppet?

[@panpluto13]

@@weshall557 if you can't see that trump lies, then there is no need to talk to you.

[@ray4102]

2020: *laughter that turns into sobbing*

[@Lydia13778]

watching this at half way through 2020 makes me depressed

[@georgedarkrender388]

@Disruptive Bee love you Hillary, ready to see Nancy.

[@pokemagetech]

Zachary Thoroman Nancy who?

[@pokemagetech]

Zachary Thoroman Also: vote for Joe. He’s the Democratic nominee. If you want Trump gone, you can’t vote for a third party. They don’t stand a chance. Joe wasn’t your first choice? Wasn’t mine either. But he and Bernie (see Bernie’s track record for being FOR treating people fairly, it’s very good), and to a marginally lesser extent Warren and a couple others I can’t even remember anymore, have my confidence in their good intent.

[@thijsdaenen4980]

Espacialy Flinn

[@dutchah91]

John: “Okay, so I need…” HBO: “Jesus, what now?” John: “…a shit ton of raisins.” HBO: “Okay, sure, why not.”

[@fabiomcderp6631]

Oh thank god we don’t have to make the world largest marble cake with a authoritarian world leader falling off his horse again

[@moralfuxery]

You know they're ready and willing. Everytime this man does something like that it kills. Oliver is a f'n legend 👑

[@OneWhoLivesThere]

Think of all the lonely bran flakes out there, wondering when their raisins will come home.

[@hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095]

I wonder if they gave them out to homeless people after the show.

[@Resi1ience]

@@hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095 First of all, those raisins went on the floor. The homeless don't want it. Second of all, raisins are not a food and the homeless do not want it. Raisins are a punishment for children who feel joy when they hold a "chocolate chip" "cookie".

[@hakasims]

I was startled by that “your dad texts you the letter Q” joke, not gonna lie

[@SomePersonInTheWorld]

John Oliver predicted Qanon confirmed?

[@ms.intrigue7454]

I hadn’t even noticed that, but OH MY GOD

[@ultimatehawkeyefangirl]

He just keeps predicting the future. *sigh* We really should just start a cult around him and hope for the best

[@avedic]

5:07 Shit.....that joke hits different today. To say the least.....

[@lisahenry20]

@@SomePersonInTheWorld John Oliver is Qanon confirmed?

[@dr.debajyotibose2928]

and that is why Bernie was the best choice.

[@JoshIdstein]

Maybe in 2020. Besides a lot of his campaign promises made it into Hillary 's plans, like continuing universal health care and making college free.

[@Nikkerman]

lol clinton isn't going to do those things, we all know this, she is too much of a lier

[@JoshIdstein]

I'm Blackman You didn't watch the video, did you? You can call her a liar all you want, everyone who has worked with her claims she's the kind of woman who gets shit done. That seems like a better choice to the indebted fascist orange megalomaniac who uses his Penis as a talking point, IMHO. At least if she doesn't do a good job, it will be over after four years. If he gets into power, that's what you'll be stuck with. People like him don't just go away. They find a way to abolish democracy.

[@537monster]

Not really relevant anymore, focus on the fucking issue at hand. Keeping Trump out of the White House.

[@tenacious645]

What democracy? Impeachment is still a thing. Trump would get kicked out pretty quickly if he's elected.

[@JohnSmith-qn3ob]

Abandon all hope, ye who enter the comment section

[@Joe-xo4yg]

lol

[@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control]

Lol no shit. It was like a experiment to see if they could get 11,000 idiots to all yell in one place.

[@UnfaithfulServant97]

What hope?

[@timm-ru9ii]

hahaha

[@lizzihuskey7264]

Challenge accepted

[@paulmariondemapelis8180]

Currently May 2020, you underestimated the number of Trump's raisins. :(

[@pokemagetech]

Herdan There are very good sources, AP and Reuter’s being THE top two, and I for one would say that NPR/PBS is very good.

[@pokemagetech]

Herdan 1) remind me what jingoism is? 2) it’s AP (the Associated Press), not APB - but that was a typo, wasn’t it? 3) really? Eh, okay, maybe Reuter’s is only good for covering the western world, or maybe you’re wrong about them being bad outside of the west - either way, that means that when discussing domestic issues, they should be considered reliable. 4) yeah... cable news isn’t that great... Fox is by far the worst (right-wing), followed (but not closely) by CNN and MSNBC (left-wing) - MSNBC, not to be confused with NBC, which, while not as reliable as most long-standing print outlets, is decent.

[@parsnipguy2986]

i like raisins (this is not a metaphor, trump can suck it, but raisins are still ok)

[@basedmuscleman6539]

@@parsnipguy2986 that’s awesome parsnip guy

[@ArcturusOTE]

And come August 2022, he apparently took truckloads of classified papers to his FL residence

[@matthewjarek3026]

Getting texted “Q” 10 times by your Dad takes on a horrifying new meaning now. One problem gone, another takes its place I guess.

[@saasproductions3053]

I don’t understand what you mean, can you explain?

[@matthewjarek3026]

@@saasproductions3053 I was referring to QAnon.

[@saasproductions3053]

@@matthewjarek3026 Thanks.

[@scottcraig1562]

John is competing with the Simpsons for the most accidental prophecies at this point.

[@abigailpew8383]

came looking for this

[@sakketin]

Why couldn't you Americans just feel the Bern?

[@dice.brain.]

sorry about us capitalist pigs not understand how to politics

[@NobodyYouKnowBud]

Well, the answer to that is another Hillary scandal.

[@vincentblack7166]

Jamming InDaStreets the corrupt DNC is why

[@RKroese]

Cuz they like to be fat.

[@bri6985]

they do, the system is rigged... it berns ;)

[@Francismars96]

You can still see the slight glimmer of hope in his eyes here, what an innocent time. sleep well children, for ye know not what cometh

[@chrisdumea961]

I have an idea...start learning how to speak Russian

[@jamesgreen4212]

Game Over now

[@osu-fq5co]

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[@2DRonaldo]

@@chrisdumea961 I prefer not to know what the Russian firing squad are saying when they shoot me in the Chest. Gives me the imagination to think.. "They're saying nice things to me before they shoot me" Rather than the obvious "Aim, Fire!".

[@montcliffeekuban1335]

Darth Fluffy 😂😂

[@ellendavis9272]

If I had a nickel for every time Donald Trump used his charity foundation funds to buy a portrait of himself, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@mikotomisaka8714]

Think of it this way. Those are just the one ones you know about. Have you seen the most recent footage of the amount of bobbleheads and figurines of himself he has? And a sculpture of Mt. Rushmore that has his head added to it!!

[@cleffa173]

@@mikotomisaka8714 They were referencing Phineas and Ferb.

[@mikotomisaka8714]

@@cleffa173 Well it's not an episode I'm familiar with then.

[@theeccentric7263]

@@mikotomisaka8714 it's a meme

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

@@mikotomisaka8714 I think it's from the movie.

[@AnotherMovieStudio]

I like to think they’re still finding raisins in the studio to this day.

[@lunari64_]

Oh god, probably

[@ZT1ST]

"Okay, that puts us to 10K raisins and five - still not enough to account for one of each and every Trump scandal since 2016 until this very day, but..at least we know our estimate was closer."

[@miralhanda8692]

the swiss file transfer joke was genius!

[@lucidity1230]

Lol, I fell for it. I hadn't heard of it before, but I just thought it was one of those trivial things I didn't pay attention to back in my teen years.

[@khm8910]

It really makes you rethink how republicans spoke about her scandals.

[@corriblehunt4554]

it's the same joke format that he uses every episode

[@khm8910]

Corrible Hunt if it ain’t broke....

[@AOverload]

@@corriblehunt4554 Same basic format, yes, but it's typically about a map or a person's physical appearance; it's not often he creates a whole new story with the same intent as his maps.

[@alexl1178]

Going to automatically skip the comments for this video. Logical and rational viewers beware, it's a minefield of orange trolls down there.

[@MrSmackel]

Many of us are actually lefties who dont need to be told Trump is bad. We're just watching a once enjoyable show dig its own grave, and blantantly omit critical elements of systemic corruption. Really. His segments on Hillary are like watching someone navigate a minefield.

[@DaCanadianIdiot]

Yeah he really kept brushing everything off for Hillary, even though in the beginning he made it sound like he was going to criticize both candidates. I get this is a left leaning show, but this was just over the top biased. Also when are people going to talk actual policies? I'm just tired of the 24/7 personal attacks.

[@tnoldon]

It's all liberal bias and he acts as if Hillary is some golden angel and plays off all the terrible things she does.

[@Gravitynaut]

Kuroda Cursus At this point, the most accurate things in his videos are his opening descriptions of the election, not because of anything wrong with the content itself, but because that's literally what this whole thing has reduced America to. And considering how passionate and unforgiving your average KZbin comments section is... well, good luck to anyone who tries to read any of it for more than five minutes at a time.

[@shikkaba]

But... but... you're IN the comment section. How do you skip it when you fall in face first?

[@rachel4167]

Writing this in October 2022, we truly had no idea what would happen. Election denials, an insurrection, so much shit. The laughter from this has turned into sobbing

[@Skeeter0218]

How astute of John to predict that my Dad would be texting the letter Q a lot recently

[@margaretmattina9851]

A Blind Trust is how his supporters vote.

[@22Famine22]

AYEEE

[@llyrghmnghyll]

NO, you are controlling them on behalf of Donald Trump to make it look like Hillary is controlling them on behalf of me - Drake - the true ruler of the world. or you can accept that conspiracies are mostly bullshit.

[@nataliedenton1299]

LMAO

[@josemedrano5819]

Drake Depew ñcost rica conestXo unidos

[@YouJustGotAnimated]

mus5599 Looks like nobody actually answered your question, but yes, Snopes is possibly the most trustworthy website on the internet. They have amazing investigative journalists that look for nothing but the facts. Those "emails" were completely false.

[@RainbowCupcake9]

I miss my dude Bernie 😪

[@MaghoxFr]

He's kissing Clinton's ass.

[@lokenn812]

Ya he got cheated out of the nomination. Terrible.

[@azgrm]

Yeah. Not nearly enough votes to win, almost as if enough people voted for his opponent that she won.

[@Hammster69official]

#VoteBlueNoMatterWho Then your dude Bernie will become significantly more powerful in Congress.

[@WiseSageBum]

Then vote for progressives on down-ballot elections

[@mellenclark7798]

4 years later and we still dont have answers for the Swiss file transfer

[@thedogmancaper]

I am typing this from the year 2020. People of the past: you're not going to believe the shit that's about to go down.

[@joeym5272]

Bro u dont even know

[@mrnice81]

People of the future: don't judge us for believing it couldn't get any worse ... we didn't know any better.

[@calebhamilton-keene9822]

Bruh. Shit's been wild

[@neonsashimidream1075]

Wow and this is from 7 months ago. Even you had no idea friend. Wah wah wahhhhhh

[@Alexey79568]

And this is from 1 week ago. Reading this after Ruth Bader Ginsburg died: You dont even know how fucked up things can get...

[@Amaury1514]

I will never under stand how ppl can say "I like him because he's not a politician" like uhh is that a good thing?? Do you call a plumber to fix your cable. It's the stupidest argument. Edit: since the ppl in the KZbin community are all English teachers I fixed my mistake "plumper" to "plumber".

[@ramius4689]

What's worse is that he uses all a politician's tricks ... but to a degree never seen before. His slogan ought to be "You think politicians are tricky, sneaky, conniving people? Wait 'till you see how much better I am at it than they are."

[@jcappstore12345]

a politician isnt a skill or profession. the establishment is broken! destroy the establishment and start from scratch. Hitlery is the establishment and Trump is a grenade.

[@TheDragogiovanni]

Yeah because politicians like Clinton are doing such a great job. You dont understand because you worship the bullshit people like her... Politics is business btw and you are a moron if you dont see that.

[@anessone]

That's such a dumb argument since inevitably when you destroy something much like a bone the crums will be missing and will be even harder to put back together in a food way. Why flip the chair over if you can redesign it?

[@maylenemiller6562]

don't know if you thoroughly read that persons comment but they never said that they supported Hillary, how about stop trying to put shade where shade is not needed

[@ChristianNeihart]

Thank you, John Oliver, for being the voice of reason.

[@thejquinn]

Not like there is an extreme bias because Time Warner is Hillarys eighth biggest donor

[@ChristianNeihart]

Keep banging that drum, pal. It's not like Russia is helping the Annoying Orange or that said Annoying Orange is the worst option imaginable.

[@rodneywarren1905]

We need more voices of reason in this comment section. I am glad he has 10 times more up votes than down votes though.

[@YGTMYFT]

*voice of raisin :D

[@MillCityJam]

+Justin Quinn - Extreme bias? Haha. It appears that you can't realize that Trump is a complete fraud. You're been punked.

[@rammohan5110]

HBO: How many raisins do you need? John: Yes

[@Nol.]

John Oliver single-handedly saving the raisin industry

[@SiyabongaAfrica]

John Oliver's segments make for good repeat viewing these days

[@acetate909]

Siyabonga Africa They're even more irritating now then they were then. We knew all this shit about Trump yet he was elected anyway.

[@suntzu3541]

If you like being propagandized, then sure!

[@rrt4511]

John Oliver is full of shit, tried to make all of the Hillary stuff look nice. Shes a mass murderer, she is responsible for thousands of killed people in Lybia

[@calebross8174]

Siyabonga Africa yeah, past 4 days been rewatching a lot of them. I forgot how good the standard testing segment was...

[@NewhamMatt]

Ah, it was another time. We were so optimistic...

[@nikkicat254]

How dare he attack, raisins like that, I love raisins in my oatmeal cookies! lol!

[@mrgh0s7gaming84]

I agree i like raisins, he should make a point where in half of cookie is a worm so either should he eat the other half or throw out the whole cookie ??...Trump is pretty much that kind of worm.

[@jannmutube]

He should have used something like corn flakes.

[@edwinplayer]

+jannmtube i love corn flakes.

[@jusbertmeza4424]

he should have used cranberrys... and you know they are horrible if you tasted a natural cranberry

[@kjmclark]

Kumquats would have been good.

[@jatindhamecha2725]

It's really beyond my level of understanding. People of United States elected a guy with list of scandals, who managed to fall into more scandals while he was a president, got impeached and YET more people voted for him in 2020 than 2016. It's either that he was extremely good at fooling people or a lot of people were stupid enough to be fooled by someone like him.

[@ApocalypticJoker]

Fuckin' Murica👌

[@joshuaj1110]

Both. It's definitely both stupidity/ignorance and cunning to fool people. The republican party/GOP use fear to manipulate and control their constituents. Everything on "Faux news" is based on making you feel fear, constant reporting on crime, immigration, terrorism, "liberals trying to break up your family" etc, Trump played into it and his voters loved it.

[@mattgowrie8580]

Or its that out of the 2 worst candidates, he was better. Have you actually listened to how authoritarian her policies are?

[@AshkanKiani]

@@mattgowrie8580 oy vey

[@archdiangelo7930]

In 2016 he had the benefit of Hillary being completely out-of-touch and not appealing to young voters even slightly, while Trump was riding the ridiculous meme factory of his candidacy and the charismatic facade he'd been cultivating for decades. By 2020 he had developed a borderline cult comprised of people with terminal tunnel vision, ignorant old people, *literally* violently partisan idiots, actual bigots, and everything in between, but he had garnered so much hate from those of us who actually have half a brain cell and could see how much of an incompetent jackass he really was that his cult, try as they might, couldn't save him from the hand of democracy. He's been a menace of every genuine patriot in America for the better part of half a decade now, but at least he's finally out of office. My only hope is that he gets imprisoned for all the various crimes he's committed both in and out of office...

[@jeronimo486]

Seems like you guys are about to order a second giant batch of raisins this november.

[@OrigamiMarie]

I'm afraid we might. I'm starting to see a little bit of hope in the numbers about unhappiness with Trump over the past month or so, but meh, it's only a tiny little flicker of hope. Meanwhile, we're trapped in here.

[@birdn4t0r7]

given the fact that they're all probably going to have to be sent to his house, i wouldn't be surprised if he'd have to keep his kids away with a stick

[@OrigamiMarie]

@@birdn4t0r7 oh actually that's a good point, but for a different reason: you need a fun, complex rig to make it rain raisins like that, and he's not going to be able to do that at home. Also, of course, stuff's gonna be a lot more obviously dire if he gets reelected.

[@thebestcentaur]

Narrator: they did not.

[@jeronimo486]

@@thebestcentaur You can't possibly imagine how glad I am that I was wrong.

[@bartkatastroof6150]

he is a comedian with an opinion, he has every right to have a bias

[@Gguy061]

I like how its people who claim to be defenders of free speech who are attacking him

[@weegeeman13]

How is it interrupting free speech to claim bias?

[@antopolskiy]

it doesn't, that's exactly the point.

[@diddliewinks3486]

That bias should be disclosed that HBO is a donator to Clinton, which they didn't. Do you think that would change the minds of some people watch this. Yeah. Objectively, this piece was very soft on Clinton with the facts it provided while going very in depth on Trump. Anyone with a brain would realize they're trying to manipulate your views.

[@christianschoff2490]

Are you fucking high? Did you watch the video? He went into depth in everything Trumpites bitch about. Do you know something the world doesn't?

[@Chavezoid]

Seeing those raisins go to waste makes me sad

[@NewPaulActs17]

and i need the fiber...

[@larushka1]

Chavezoid Maybe they were old and dried out and no good to eat.

[@Chavezoid]

larushka1 ....maybe, but the probabilities are that the production team simply ordered a bunch of raisins from the supermarket, instead of investing time in finding the store that had old, dried out ones that were not good to eat.

[@BeccaLynn8024]

I wouldn't know for sure, but maybe larushka1 is right. Maybe they just ordered defective batches of raisins from a company. I see your concern though

[@Chavezoid]

Becca Lynn ...That's what I'm curious about though. What company specializes in selling food that's not good to eat for production purposes? Maybe one exists, but it seems improbable.

[@cachavez3835]

It’s crazy watching this almost 5 years later. He wasn’t kidding about those raisins.

[@BlackTearDrop]

I wish they did this kind of investigating in how the DNC treated Bernie during 2016. Seeing a last week tonight breakdown would have been very cool.

[@MohamedSayed-wp3fv]

@@martingoldfreed2627 Not really, maybe it's just because you only watch these KZbin segments instead of the full episode but he did make multiple jokes about Hillary during the campaign whenever she did a joke that failed or said something that was slightly wrong. And besides, she's not as "interesting" as trump (same could be said about dems and republicans in general) and you gotta remember this is a comedy show and she doesn't produce as much "material" as the donald

[@martingoldfreed2627]

@@MohamedSayed-wp3fv Yes apologies, I believe you are correct.

[@Oblithian]

Today on Last Week Tonight: John Oliver is rasin the bar.

[@Oblithian]

...technically it was just raining rasins on a desk. Would that be making it rainsin?

[@Gordon519]

just go

[@jeffreylebowski6897]

Eh, you should have stopped while you were ahead.

[@KuSaiki]

Get out

[@kodakblank]

Never leave please.

[@azukakazama3968]

why did Bernie lose again?

[@archdukeferdinandofthe3rdc9]

There was some rigging, but even without it he probably would have lost anyway. Calling himself a communist when running for american office was a bullet in the groin, tbh

[@brianrhiel5292]

He couldn't sway enough of the black vote. That and the DNC rigging.

[@diptarkadas5193]

When did Bernie called himself a communist (socialist =/= communist)? And check for Arizona voting fraud hearing and california voting fraud.

[@daveharrison84]

Because most democratic primary voters are old enough to remember the 1970s and 80s when ethical principled democrats got their asses kicked in 5 out of 6 presidential elections, and then Bill Clinton finally ended the democrats' losing streak. They thought Hillary Clinton was the safer candidate.

[@BradleyRubin]

Because people didn't vote for him?

[@jacobbarnett4602]

the “deez nuts” misdirection is such a timeless classic i love it

[@count23all]

something so amusing about Michael Flynn being the one to talk about the nations' security carelessly being put a risk...

[@rubykelly2305]

Yes, because in his eyes, putting the nation's security at risk carelessly is for amateurs. *He* does it intentionally.

[@MrTomek1112]

Ladz, if you support Donald Trump, good for you. But don't try to defend him in the comments, especially after watching this video.

[@MrTomek1112]

Half of the things said about Hillary are clearly false and I'm not defending Hillary, I'm not even from America, but she is going to be the new president and thats that

[@z0ro_62]

right now it looks like it will go to the house unless someone buys them electoral votes new York already made up there minds that there voting Hillary regardless of what the people of new York want

[@z0ro_62]

right now it looks like it will go to the house unless someone buys them electoral votes new York already made up there minds that there voting Hillary regardless of what the people of new York want

[@mattgoodwin953]

John Oliver is clearly in Clinton's corner. He's been co-opted, sadly.

[@kendon0923]

Wtf you mean regardless of what the people of NY want. It's the people that fucking vote.

[@MFMegaZeroX7]

You guys are really RAISIN the bar of the show!

[@fmekhitarian]

Nope. Good try though!

[@AlchemistAlways]

Yeah, it is pretty _grape!_

[@AlchemistAlways]

tboss2447 I guess they are kinda _fruity._

[@scinthia]

MegaZeroX7 This show is Hillaryous!

[@AlchemistAlways]

tboss2447 I'm not very _sheepish,_ so I'll come right out and say I hate _ewe,_ too!

[@cryssiLOVE]

Watching this again in 2023 is wild.

[@alexanderclosson4729]

"We wont be involved in government" -The man in charge of peace in the middle east, among various other government tasks

[@Rune3100]

That's Jared Kushner, but Don Jr. Is now heavily involved in the reelection campaign at the very least, so the point still stands

[@alexanderclosson4729]

@@Rune3100 oh yeah youre right hes just Trumps Son-in-law, 😅😅 theres so many idiots unqualified for their job I can't keep am straight anymore

[@relativelygoodlookingjack7728]

"You're gonna have to swallow ten or we're all gonna be eating this shit for years." That pretty much sums up why I've decided to bite the bullet and go against Trump...

[@MrRoflchoppa]

i feel you man Hillary is a snake and has done a lot of bad shit but the amount of bad things trump has done could fill up a fucking phone book

[@mariaines3129]

Relatively Good Looking Ja V ptyuuiioloopooolpppiiuukjytyukllllñ.

[@relativelygoodlookingjack7728]

Should I call a doctor?

[@relativelygoodlookingjack7728]

You don't need to be American to judge the people that lead your neighbor countries. You may not have the right to choose, but everyone is allowed to have an opinion, after all it is often the spectators that have the most objective view as they don't inherently have a side in the conflict. Trigger Alert: the following is my view on this issue and should in no way hurt anyone's butt. While Hillary has been known to lie on her stances, her motives are clear, money and corporations. It's shit, but you know what to expect as the puppeteers that control her have always been after the same thing, yet they know how politics work so they will play carefully as not to collapse the country they profit off of. In the other hand Trump is as Oliver says: Ethically compromised, he has no regard for the country itself so long as a handful of people agree with him, he has already started shit with other countries and he's not even the president. America being one of the most powerful nations would become extremely dangerous for other nations and for itself if a man with the behavior of an 8 year old and the temper of a racist grandma leads it. America technically didn't miss out on Sanders, he was taken away by the political system, Sanders crushed Hillary and Trump in terms of popular vote, but the voice of the people is outweighed by a handful of delegates and super delegates when it comes to the final decision. Good luck to 2017's America and good luck to the rest of the world if that clown becomes president.

[@R3ach4Th3Sky]

Aiden F. We need to start a write in campaign for Bernie Sanders.

[@xamzax]

This --- is much, much sadder in 2019.

[@ariehill5631]

@Zzzzeyd you didn't listen to literally anything in the video did you? Amazing

[@tyjoy6111]

NAH HE IMPEACHED WE WINNING

[@soverytired6152]

try watching in 2020. . .

[@erica.7231]

Only if Clinton didn't try to screw over bernie sanders back then tsk tsk tsk

[@thomas5076]

I want to cry in 2020

[@hamsamich9]

Some say Hilary Clinton is still sitting in front of her computer screen to this day.

[@Dudofall]

It's been about three years since he said he was being audited. Where are the tax returns? 🤔

[@flamethatsings-witchcraft5893]

Fun fact: 🤔 means lesbian in asl.

[@Dudofall]

@@flamethatsings-witchcraft5893 oh no, that's not what I meant to say...

[@flamethatsings-witchcraft5893]

@@Dudofall I know. There is a lot of little things like that, that make me laugh. Just thought I'd share. That's not the only emoji that means something in asl.

[@HyacinthMedium]

Yooooo! Are you another genderfluid who knows sign? :)

[@flamethatsings-witchcraft5893]

@@HyacinthMedium Yep. I'm glad to see I'm not alone.

[@morganmartin5860]

I totally lost it when he started yelling about Kars 4 Kids XD

[@deanchampion6777]

That is the most irritating scam ad EVER!!! As long as they donate a dollar a year, they can pay themselves to "clean and sell" the vehicles that they got for free, from charitable minded individuals. So, basically, it is a scam.

[@bramsteenhoek2674]

Rolhoes v70

[@dan2461001]

Morgan Martin xx

[@pyrotechnick420]

seriously how is that shit not a scam?

[@TheTaff512]

Man, that Michael Flynn footage didn't age well...

[@inuhaichi666]

Yeeep.

[@wizardofoslo]

Yep

[@Casually_Unskilled]

TheTaff512 Yep

[@germandragon8136]

2018, againg worse by the day

[@adampalmer7387]

TheTaff512 lol

[@tsunfish9443]

god dammit, John got me with the "Swiss exchange"... at this point, I'd probably believe like anything John says skdljfldsjfdlkfjds *cries into my hands* how could you do me like that, John... EDIT: JOHN, YOU PLAYED THE KARS FOR KIDS SONG TOO, HOW COULD YOU DO ME LIKE THIS

[@sngash]

How very prophetic. I've come back to watch this 3 yrs later and just as predicted, we're in a monsoon of scandals. It's terrible that you were so right.

[@JackCaliber]

"Is mayonnaise a blind trust?"

[@BorksmithandTheBeef]

"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not a blind trust."

[@traiton6653]

"It is better than Donald Trump"

[@BorksmithandTheBeef]

Traiton "Mayonnaise is actually enjoyed by people without causing horrifying political fallout and lawsuits, so yes!"

[@billy-joes6851]

No it's a kind of food spread , it makes your ass fat .

[@StaticSleet]

_Raises Hand_ "Horseradish is not a blind trust either."

[@TheSpiderjaws]

"She put our nation's security at extremely high risk..." -Michael Flynn Ha. Ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHA!

[@moveslikemacca]

TheSpiderjaws Watching this back is just amazing.

[@adampalmer7387]

TheSpiderjaws so many shoes dropped during the campaign you could open three shopping malls

[@amathy9690]

+bujdasz27 sounds like you're projecting there a bit boyo

[@DarthGTB]

This one just reminded me of CinemaSins hehehehe DING!

[@baz60606]

TheSpiderjaws å Mp

[@SpyroTheGerudo]

The great raisin flood of 2020 really struck us hard

[@sugarm1860]

Remember when all we had to worry about was candidate scandals instead of fearing the spread of a disease with no vaccine? Such simpler times.

[@HSamee]

And with this literal natural disaster at the helm of the worlds most powerful country we're basically walking blind in a minefield.

[@__maxyz]

Hello from the future, where we have both at the same time

[@sugarm1860]

@@__maxyz thanks, I hate it. I wanna go back to 2012 where all we had to worry about was the Aztec’s saying the world was ending

[@YouJustGotAnimated]

These are legit facts, nothing but facts; why are people angry again?

[@panicatthedisco2704]

because either trump supporters are mad or Hillary supporters are mad there is no middle ground

[@YouJustGotAnimated]

***** No, it's literally all the facts on the newest scandals; I have no idea how there's a bias when it comes to facts.

[@panicatthedisco2704]

YouJustGotAnimated yep

[@HACKshader]

Literally all the facts? Why didn't they mention a lot of the shady stuff in her emails then (talking about provocations at Trump rallies, media being Clinton's bitch, funding ISIS, voter fraud etc.)? Why did they mention only 2 foreign sponsors, hiding the fact that there are Saudi Arabia, Kuwait etc. in the donor list? How can facts be biased? When they are cherry picked or rephrased to suit certain agenda (like media did with Clinton's Wikileaks emails), or they can be paid less attention than needed (again, compare the Trump's tape discussion time with the Clinton's emails being leaked). This is a show, with cherry picked facts and that one guy trying too hard be funny.

[@YouJustGotAnimated]

HACKshader You do also know that Wikileaks isn't factual right? They just pick out stuff that could be lies, half-truths, or true.

[@poopfart785]

it seems like everyone on here is a political expert

[@sMASHsound]

if balanced the scale, how does it feel?

[@andreguilherme5978]

there, there

[@thegroove14]

I received my Political Science degree from Trump University. Of course I'm an expert!

[@dandii28]

+Garrick Groover lmao

[@peppeddu]

That's good sign of a healthy democracy, the more the better.

[@qwitchyy]

Dads texting us the letter Q 10 times in a row has a whole new meaning in 2021.

[@RandolfLycan]

"We're not gonna be involved in government". Lmao really Junior?

[@lenalevey1597]

I can't believe they rained raisins from the sky. There was no RAISIN to do that

[@strangulator123]

Underrated.

[@diegosam2010]

don't be raisinst.

[@mathewdeering]

gtfo. right. now.

[@prasannadeshpande4435]

well done.

[@DoomboomJeinks5069]

Gonna kill myself now -_-

[@bernielopez7429]

I find it highly ironic that Michael Flynn is ranting about the security of our government in that clip...

[@corbeau-_-]

nearly everything surrounding the Donald is steeped in irony.

[@ChazzzyF]

That whole section was funny, because the 3 people he showcased from the RNC ranting about the emails were Michael Flynn (which you already mentioned), Chris Christie (didn't get a cabinet position, generally shunned by the administration and also no longer in power in New Jersey) and Reince Priebus (Trump's chief of staff before being fired by the administration).

[@justingallina7068]

Are you finding it ironic now, Mr. Krabs?

[@nathanmckenzie904]

And 18 months after Flynn's speech he is about "To be locked up"!

[@christinahu1991]

Picnic Basket Sam pf

[@AlexCio]

people where worrying in 2016. they wouldn't believe what he is going to do 4 years later in 2020

[@Forge17]

Trump: we’re gonna have so many raisins that you’ll say “please no more raisins”

[@zakorkaz]

I'm still voting for Gary Johnson. Fuck the two party system.

[@leaht7455]

Yeah I was disappointed with this episode. I've been hoping he would rip a hole in our two party system but instead he just fed into it.

[@martinsriber7760]

As long as you have electoral college, you are pretty much stuck with two party system. Just elect president directly like normal people.

[@ms_scribbles]

A vote for Gary Johnson is a vote for Trump. Congratulations.

[@VitaminMePlease]

this man doesn't even know what global warming is. HOW??

[@chasquared4588]

It's like the World Series is down to two teams, and you're a parent demanding that your kid's Pee Wee team be allowed to play.

[@Davidlp70]

If I was on the fence before, John Oliver just sealed it for me. I'm voting for Hillary. No doubt

[@GoldRaptor00]

this is the way democracy ends. not with a bang, but with thunderous applause

[@DMSDrummer]

go Hillary!

[@griffindata89]

yea voting hilary will change a lot ! corporations don't want her in the whitehouse! lmfao!

[@nakim55]

DMSDrummer l

[@matthewb-r488]

Fuck trump

[@rcppcsk1589]

Ah, simpler times, when our biggest fear was Trump being president.

[@weshall557]

You got 4 years to go Cupcake.

[@weshall557]

@@robertnope1993 Da Derr.............Ok

[@theandromedaeffect979]

Don’t worry, we soon won’t have to worry about who’s president when this guy accidentally nukes our own country, seeing how intelligent he’s proven himself to be so far

[@legandarymasterrevan]

@@theandromedaeffect979 well go back to canada with your weird faces if our lack of Cuckstin Trudeau and shit le piss beer is such a disappointment to you

[@sanctificate6285]

@@weshall557 ha, cry you snowflake

[@saulcontrerasOfficial]

I can't believe he didn't talk about the fact that those kids can't even play their instruments.

[@hollyshackzalez3449]

His son says he and his siblings wouldn't be involved in government.... Except Ivanka was given the title assistant to the president and her husband is an advisor.

[@abookishmess]

So many people complaining about hilary emails.....and then Ivanka turned around and did THE EXACT SAME THING.

[@strangertammer2957]

2022 and trump did wayyy worse with stealing top secret documents:)

[@maggiemae1919]

@@strangertammer2957 n

[@strangertammer2957]

@@maggiemae1919 good point

[@ideitbawxproductions1880]

Don't expect consistency from the Republicans... just conspiracy theories

[@vivekvishaldubey1029]

My dog loves when John waives his hands like a madman

[@brandonharmony7490]

Bruh the joke about an old man texting q scares me

[@chaseb5376]

It's 2 AM John! I got college! ....ah well. This is education right? Screw it.

[@DaedricSheep]

same

[@ermigardgoldfish2067]

same

[@krillix46]

same

[@nerdgirl7363]

lol same.

[@Ciara203]

Yeah cause the loans will screw you enough.

[@andieauthers3322]

watching in 2017 like: HE ACTUALLY PUT THE FINANCES IN THE TRUST OF IVANKA, DONALD JR, AND ERIC AHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cries internally*

[@JTV-zq8cw]

My favorite part is watching Don Jr say "we're not going to be involved in government" Then they are all involved in government.

[@sjcommander91]

Watching in 2018: given the massive resignation surge in the White House, be prepared for Eric, Don Jr. and Ivanka to take actual government positions pretty soon.

[@hazukichanx408]

+Lona (^.^) - More and more, yeah. Just a few presidents ago they had a dimwit whose primary qualification was "Well, my daddy was president!" ...Still the world's dumbest way to select a leader. =_=;

[@t.m9341]

andie authers better than potentiol corrupt officials who screw little kids in hillarys child sex cult.

[@rodlurks66]

T.M Sources pls (seriously this is a new one to me)

[@Janinho897]

It is crazy how much shit a person can do in order for me, and probably also you, to have completely forgotten about it. A bit over 4 years ago, this dude used charitable donations to settle his own business lawsuits, and I had to re-discover this!

[@ParalyzedDreamer]

John tried to warn us all 😭

[@oohlongjonson]

Looks like John is voting for the Turd Sandwich

[@theWexlord]

Nice South Park reference.

[@trentwheeler7027]

He can't vote he isn't a citizen

[@retractedhack]

Actually, he can't vote; he just wants to make sure this country isn't run into the ground by a narcissistic, ignorant, lying, blowhard.

[@deanvere4839]

She's monstrously worse than a Turd sandwhich but still slightly better than the orange.

[@Pahedi]

He isn't voting, he's British you idiot.

[@dayrohan]

How can people believe that he's gonna fight the establishment like he's one of the rebels in Star Wars, when that guy robbed that group of girls that sang for him during his rally. Not to mention, how can he say that he's for the working class when he robbed them too! He has thousands of lawsuits a portion of them saying he owes them money. And if you say "well they did a bad job" apparently not bad enough, cause he went back to them. The establishment doesn't like him not because he's a Robin Hood but because he's that mean dad in the movie Matilda.

[@dayrohan]

Oh p.s Why is it that you want people to believe you, when your completely blind to the faults of your candidate, we're not you man, we can see she's not that good of a person. But we don't have delusions of our candidate like you do.

[@micmccond7]

call me a nut..but what if trump is helping hilaary get elected by acting like a moron...

[@richardwienshienk5183]

I don't think Trump is acting, the Yam is just that uninformed and seems not to care.I

[@dimagreen7312]

100% buying that. That thought popped into my head a couple days ago.

[@wildsage]

February 2021, we have all FINALLY taken our first collective sigh in four long years. Watching this I don't know how people didn't see what kind of character he had back then. Even more amazed that lots of people still don't see it even now and even after all that has happened. No one, republican or democrat, can honestly say that we are better off now than we were when he started. And no one can honestly deny his culpability, if not in full at least partially.

[@vaevictus4637]

"wE'rE nOt gOnNa bE iNvOlvEd iN gOvErNmEnT"

[@javilorenzana]

HAHAHAH watching this after Flynn's resignation. So precious

[@bozotheclown9973]

Javier Lorenzana what about after the muller thing?

[@vandayshataylor4096]

Javier Lorenzana right😥

[@ariananegron4679]

i literally daydream about seeing john oliver in the street and hugging him. i love him so much. never die.

[@pokemagetech]

I’d prefer it if RBG had been immortal.

[@shiah1313]

Never underestimate people’s ability to make poor, self-defeating choices.

[@saranghae2808]

Facts!!!!

[@astrowolvez]

It's 2020 and he still hasn't released his taxes.

[@weshall557]

Doesn't have to..............Sorry.

[@natthejellyfish]

so ummm he only paid like $750

[@galacticbreadboi9796]

@@weshall557 he's been saying he would for four damn years. He's also pretty broke tbh

[@inquisitiveterrestrian]

That aged weirdly because he did a couple of months ago

[@barih4prez]

I love how flynn was so fired up about hillary's emails xD i'm surprised he didn't have a powerpoint made by putin

[@birdsong747]

“if she loses she’ll sit motionless until she eventually dies” welp this is 100% what happened so good call

[@turtleanton6539]

he

[@eggs8021]

​@@turtleanton6539what

[@JanZamani]

Do you remember the good old days when misappropriating charity funds and passing the buisiness down to his kids was the worst thing he'd done.

[@FelisImpurrator]

"Where are the Trump scandals?" Basically every day since the 2016 election: Donald Trump [opens mouth/posts on Twitter], causes scandal

[@weshall557]

Prove it.

[@dinamosflams]

@@weshall557 wait, you still need a proof? www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/us-election-2020-republicans-distance-themselves-from-donald-trump/news-story/ab7942cd695853d32d60a1c5f5e66d6b

[@dinamosflams]

@@weshall557 I picked this news because I had not seen It before searching for it today and It is still fresh. Not only his statement is remarcably true, It's fucking accurate. Every literal day has been about scandal after scandal because of things related to the president. And this became the norm, no other president was like that in the history of the US. You know How much of bulshit is the leader of any nation, specially the most powerfull one, be like this?

[@dylanvoigt6180]

@@dinamosflams yet to list a single one them

[@dinamosflams]

@@dylanvoigt6180 just one? thx the scandal about the covid when he repeatedly lied about covid's severity for months just to confess it was a lie weeks before the end of his presidency. which made the US response way worse than it should have been. this decision alone probably cost hundreds of thousands of american lifes.

[@zachhood7625]

I'm watching this in 2019 thinking, "not enough voters watched this video."

[@MrFrozenbear]

voters chose clinton, superdelegates chose trump, clinton won by 3 MILLION votes. this isnt a question of stupid or uninformed voters!

[@lynxaway]

@Fernando Baeza you’re right that Clinton won the majority vote! But I definitely think a lot of citizens were underinformed. We definitely can and should do better

[@MetalMike37]

thats exactly what i was thinking. Then again, Clinton won by 3 million votes but our bullshit so called democracy known as the electoral college put this pathological liar in the White House any way.

[@carolineekman3984]

YES

[@danielschroedinger2090]

@@MrFrozenbear Clinton may have won the popular vote by 3 Million but 63 Million Americans still voted for Trump. That is unacceptable. 63 Million people looked at this man and actively wanted him to be their leader. That is just fucked up beyond comprehension.

[@fidorover]

“…and as we look at our Doppler Radar, we see what seems to be - and I swear I’m not making this up - a massive raisin storm that looks as though it will never end, and will surely destroy all life on planet earth. Now here’s Stacey with Pollen Watch…" - _The Weather Channel, November 9th, 2016_

[@TheFriendlyTroll]

Well done, sir.

[@hvymtal8566]

Well done but question how do you get italics in the comments section?

[@fidorover]

hvymtal Just put an underscore directly before and directly after the phrase you want italicized.

[@hvymtal8566]

***** _abcdefg_ thanks :)

[@Warmaka]

You Americans have raisin storms?

[@Crowellcontracting]

Well done John. The visual image with the storm of raisins rely does capture the comparison of corruption quite well.

[@pauleymuthni9346]

still eating raisins long after the cookie is done 😭

[@KaiTenSatsuma]

I love coming back to old episodes and seeing hilarious things like the Republicans slamming Hillary for her private e-mail server, but turning around and saying Donal Trump leaking classified intelligence is his privilege -_-

[@pokemagetech]

I agree with you, though technically any current US president is authorized to declassify whatever they want.

[@zufalllx]

It is. That's how it works.

[@chrisbarnes4723]

@@zufalllx while that is how it works, technically Hillary didn't break any laws. I really dislike the woman, but you guys apply these bonkers standards to Dems when y'all literally have zero when it comes to protecting your own.

[@turmspitzewerk]

this was posted 5 years ago????

[@KaiTenSatsuma]

@@turmspitzewerk _Seems like it was just yesterday_

[@ixlnxs]

PUTIN/TRUMP 2016. Make Alaska Russian again.

[@Doomsday-yo7lh]

I ship it.

[@elizabethdavies5387]

Oh my gosh 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alessandrocwilliam]

I'm Stalin and I approve this message.

[@PhilipAlexanderHassialis]

Drill baby drill (never forget!)

[@johannesjonzon1806]

Alaska belonged to Russia in the 1800s but they sold it to the US.

[@UnbornHeretic]

Watching republicans complaining about Clinton's emails on a private server is looking a lot funnier given Trump's literal taking of boxes of top secret documents to just a room at his house.

[@menmykrazycat8129]

Exactly what I was thinking 🤔 Unreal…

[@timothyallison5341]

Your videos have been the only true way I get education upon day to weekly updates within this awkward news situation over the past 4 years

[@lasschesteven]

Conveniently forgot to mention the files Wikileaks had on the Clinton campaign

[@karinefonte516]

And conveniently found nothing on Trump... even though Justice and IRS have...

[@foley2364]

Didn't mention Benghazi

[@matthewmalbrough2632]

You don't know how to use the word convenient

[@JDBenavidez]

He did.

[@williamlowry8809]

He fucking did?

[@JustBreakingBreadTV]

John Oliver scores once again...

[@davidbrick1260]

Yup. Sadly people will get butthurt over EVERYTHING.

[@OlafLesniak]

Maybe if he wasn't so biased. He said putting a country at risk isn't that bad compared to not knowing a political term. The biggest thing he found and went in depth with was Trump Foundation which could arguably be as bad as Clinton Foundation. Scandals are just like lies and what I mean by that is Trump has more of them, but Hilary's are worse.

[@TheMetaldriger]

He wasn't. Look at the video closely.

[@JustBreakingBreadTV]

Most of Hillary's so-called Scandals are unproven... runaway Conspiracy theories... the "Email Scandal"... really??? oooo... She used her own server that was not hacked but the govt server she did not want to use was hacked... ooo. Major Scandal. NOT.

[@squidlump]

Olaf Lesniak also the Clinton foundation is an actual foundation that actually does good, the trump foundation is practically nothing more than one of trumps attempts to con money and has done nothing for charity.

[@happyconstructor]

The “audit” should’ve ended by now, no tax returns

[@EarthandSpacewithMrChase]

2016: why won't trump release his tax payments? 2020: Oh that's why

[@MrWhangdoodles]

In retrospect having Flynn shout about being a liability to the security of the nation is quite ironic and hilarious.

[@ronaldmacdonald8667]

No mention about Hilary's war on dank memes? I'm disappointed

[@droptak]

dude what

[@TheGvidaz]

+Marco Ploeg its real dude.

[@joeyschmoe2089]

Explain.

[@Lobsterist]

hail kek

[@joeyschmoe2089]

That's actually exactly what I assumed it would be.

[@rjpittman4510]

I appreciate that John spent an even amount of time on both people. Compared to Trump her scandals are so weak and John made a good point of it

[@changingminds1422]

Who else is here failing to find the “Joe Exotic” episode?

[@mikiasg8867]

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