Sci-Fi Short Film: "Satisfaction Guaranteed" | DUST

[@watchdust]

We're celebrating October by getting out of this world and into the horror-verse. Let's add a little spooky into our sci-fi!

[@tonyhuynh4113]

You’ve succeeded…hahahah *cringe meter broke*

[@junebug8882]

That's normal for the white women's🌹😘 it's called meds before bed👍 2021.. What😷

[@jsalsman]

What's so scary about cyborg Stepfords smashing the patriarchy? We all knew it would eventually come to this.

[@ingxiong]

I could almost see the opening screen... "Colored by technihorror"

[@petebeckham8562]

Initially reminded me of the "Stepford Wives"...then OMG.

[@laughingachilles]

In a single month this channel provides more unique and interesting ideas than Hollywood has in the last decade.

[@aaaaaaaaa1966]

Hollywood doesn’t care about unique and interesting ideas.

[@lewisbale1]

True

[@laughingachilles]

@@aaaaaaaaa1966 No they don't but they will have to at some point as people are starting to become bored with most of what Hollywood produces.

[@AudioInklined]

Speak on it!!!!

[@voornaam3191]

What is Hollywood? Nobody is allowed to even show that huge sign. Result? I think Hollywood does not want to exist, really. What else?

[@johnpenguinthe3rd13]

This felt like a classic 50's Twilight Zone episode mixed with a 2000's / 2010's Fallout video game mixed with an 80's horror movie you would find in the deepest, darkest regions of the video rental store. I LOVED this!!

[@Stratos53100]

Well said

[@covoxer]

Exactly!

[@Solothanat]

this !

[@UntilItIsFinished]

She's like a prototype Ms. Handy.

[@krashd]

Yeah, this totally happened in the Fallout universe.

[@Comicsluvr]

The retro theme to this was perfect! The music, the B&W television, her clothes...mad props to the creators of this!

[@oldbloke135]

It just shows how hard it is to make it in Hollywood. Such looks and talent and I'd never even heard of Alexandra Hensley!

[@jamesduncan6309]

Props to the props department. That atomic modification looked perfect.

[@stevetreloar6602]

I'm pretty certain I'm not man enough for the fleshlight attachment. :)

[@v.syndication]

Serious question: Kitchen Aid or just inspired by? xD Well done nonetheless.

[@stevetreloar6602]

@@v.syndication I realise it's a 1950's inspired short, but that whole man/woman dynamic from that time just creeps me out. Who wants a servant for a partner these days except those tragic incels?

[@garyguagliardo6201]

Reminded me of the Pip Boy from the Fallout games

[@Lulu1958]

@@stevetreloar6602 everything your saying is correct except for the 50’s part, the fashion suggests that’s the early 1960’s 😅

[@commandericeman8588]

Wife: But is it safe? Doctor: Is it safe, of course it's safe, it's made in America.

[@bigmike-]

Famous last words lol

[@mrearly2]

Yes, as are the so-called vaccines they push these days. Safe...

[@Afmedic85]

@@mrearly2 the vaccines are safe, nobody has died from them. So many people are making bs claims that their cousin's friend has a relative who got sick etc from a vaccine

[@filipeduarte3093]

"There's going to be a big call for this unit and we'll make him right here in Detroit. That means jobs we can all be proud of... and make "made in America" mean something again."

[@ZeoCyberG]

@@Afmedic85 Not false, sorry but that's just a propaganda lie to say it's safe. There's no such thing as 100% safe, as there's always someone who will be either allergic or have a condition that can cause a bad reaction. So at best they can claim risks are low but tough luck if you're part of the percentage of people who will have an adverse reaction. Really, you can look up the fact Denmark and Sweden just stopped the Moderna Vaccine for everyone 30 and under because too many people were developing heart condition issues. There have in fact been thousands of deaths to date!

[@joustingdude]

Excellent. And I really loved the subtle lighting change that showed her shift in attitude, really well done.

[@Nicole-fb6fr]

I noticed that too!

[@somecallmetim4490]

Because it wasn’t actually that subtle.

[@mattlivingston2192]

HIM: "Now you have two less glasses to clean." HER: "I do not!" HIM: "What?" HER: "Fewer, Walter. Now I have two *fewer* glasses to clean."

[@stevo43068]

Hahahaha! Gold.

[@junebug8882]

He's not dead he just freaked out and passed out from getting it blended.. 2022.. What😷😷😷🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@lillyanneserrelio2187]

@@junebug8882 I'm still confused about the satisfaction guarantee.

[@thebigdawgj]

But...in context, "less" is correct.

[@johnconroy3078]

Precisely what occured to me!

[@JeradBenge]

When the color temperature shifted to cool, you knew it was go time.

[@artsmith1347]

Time stamp?

[@JeradBenge]

@@artsmith1347 09:23

[@artsmith1347]

@@JeradBenge Thank you.

[@cloneengineer1716]

I always told my kids, "no matter how bad the day goes, if you have a cupcake - it's a good day."

[@sledge776]

What was in that cupcake is what im wondering.

[@rajshah7734]

​@@sledge776Cocaine😉

[@gemstar7286]

@@sledge776 Yeah i don't think we want to know 😑

[@arnoldsherrill6305]

I'm a guy and if he's like this at home God knows what he is like at work.... this is the original inventor of the concept of buzzkill. She deserves to be happy... it is like Stepford Wives with a very retro twist. Very very very well done

[@geraldfrost4710]

I was at church and the subject of Stepford Wives came up. "How awful!" and "Degrading!" was the concensus. My comment of, "I wonder how much it costs?" was glared down.

[@salmaabdullahgb]

@@Hiraghm because if someone is doing everything they can to make you happy they also deserve happiness

[@patricksharpe]

@@salmaabdullahgb yes, happiness is a two way street.

[@roxassora2706]

Unfortunately abusive men fake a smile in your face, but obtain a scowl in their partner's.

[@70stunes71]

He had it coming. Literally.

[@chrisfreitag7259]

A message to both men and women. This film is brilliant. Blame society for your pains and ills though not each other. Its humanity itself thats needs a reality check. Not any individual man or woman.

[@imonymous]

Thank you! That's exactly what I tell my wife when she complains about me hitting her. It's not me, it's society!

[@DigitalCHET]

@@imonymous LMFAO!! Yo, chill son! You already killed him! 😂

[@chrisfreitag7259]

@@imonymous Hit your wife? Obviously you would never do such a thing right? Why make the assumption I'm attempting to justify the actions of a fictional violent man? There is no justification for violence. Period. All you have done with your assumption is prove my point and strengthen the validity of my stated viewpoint. Don't misinterpret my reply to.your comment as ego or wanting to be right either. Do you even have a clue how toxic your reply to my comment was? Look at the world. Not a single human should ever need more evidence.

[@chrisfreitag7259]

@@DigitalCHET I have less than two years to live. I wouldn't be posting comments like the one I posted if I wasnt dying or trying to help. Grow up.

[@DigitalCHET]

@@chrisfreitag7259 I think I may be forgiven noting the fact that I lack the ability to tell whether or when someone is dying via a text message. With all due respect and understanding of your situation, such as it may be, I can only say that i found @lmo’s comment hilariously pointed, witty and sardonic, and deserving of praise. I do see what you were trying to get at in your comment, and its a commendable and worthwhile attitude, but @lmo pointed out the obvious flaw in that logic. Which isn’t to say it’s altogether a wash, but that it’s definitely a highly nuanced topic and one that can hardly be summed up via any single comment on KZbin. Sincerely tho, all the best to you. I do hope exceed your prognostications.

[@tenou213]

I really appreciate how Roger's backhanded dialogue hits so hard there's no need for cinematic emphasis. The costuming and colors really set immersive scenes as well. That blood splatter scene was so fantastically vivid.

[@pcojedi]

I would have married her before the upgrade and would have been extremely happy.

[@perkins1439]

I must be freaky I would marry her after the upgrade

[@chrimony]

@@perkins1439 You're just desperate.

[@salmanalfarish7999]

me too

[@silasvongreenback264]

@@novacorps2468 She was just nuts enough to qualify for the _upgrade_ in the first place. Now with such hi-tech augmentation, she's a much more productive member of the atomic age.

[@nfldend501]

Thank you I didnt believe simp beta cucks were real till i read your post

[@patrickp.1998]

This was disturbing and very enjoyable on so many levels 😁👍

[@agentbey]

That was a lot of grape juice.

[@igzz76]

It made me feel like I was watching an original episode of "Tales from the Crypt." Great job!

[@mah7961]

How does she wipe her arse with that thing on?

[@markturpin7504]

I can't help but suspect that there is something wrong with you for making this short and something wrong with me for enjoying it.

[@dayahugar6506]

Yeah. Revenge with a murder? In the nuts? That's criminal.

[@stefanr8232]

Just get an upgrade using the new atomic technologies. Then there will be nothing wrong with you.

[@krashd]

I didn't make it though.

[@perkins1439]

That was like a modern-day Twilight Zone I loved it you need to do more like that

[@waynethomas1726]

Agreed! It was GREAT!

[@jonalynnicholas4317]

"It will be excruciating. That's why we put you out!" Love it

[@LuisEduardoGalindo]

From all of the short films I've travelled with on Dust, this is the one that has genuinely sent me into the Twilight Zone again...CONGRATULATIONS! and what great, lady in Red.

[@traceyrobinson1438]

When he said "of course it's safe, it's made in America".. lmao. Hubby was the real tool. This is an awesome metaphor for how women will make modifications to our bodies to keep the man who has already left. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Me n the Dustballs loved it ❤️👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@Chris-rg6nm]

That wasn't the metaphor.

[@skip156]

I did not expect quite exactly that ending. Kudos.

[@pauldwalker]

yeah, my sympathy meter for the husband is broken. she was a catch before her insanity though

[@steve-o6413]

Mine too, but while most people see submissive as a pleasing quality it can become just as annoying or overbearing as the other. I think she had a touch of crazy before she when berserk...

[@TheebayOffroader]

I was thinking just the same. You put in words better than me though. 😉

[@ArmandoJF33]

This story was so good!! The sound effects are grossly underrated. Pun intended.

[@Bassic778]

WHOA!!!!!! This went from cheerful to diabolical! The Twilight Zone meets Black Mirror! This would definitely have to be the 1950s-60s. There isn't a woman alive today that would go that far to please an a-whole like Walter or any man!!!

[@dallymoo7816]

Sadly many i know do...

[@Bassic778]

@@dallymoo7816 You could be right! The female correctional officer who helped the male inmate in Alabama escape could be one!!! Not only did she ruin her career, but she could also be putting her life in jeopardy!!!

[@PrimitiveInTheExtreme]

Total masterpiece! Colours, screenplay, actors, music, photography! It makes you think and reflect with just the right touch of irony. Really a wonderful short film. 🦾🔝🦾

[@steve-o6413]

Infidelity and cynicism deserves a divorce, this was a bit over the top for me lol...

[@theyearwas1473]

By 3 minutes in I was jealous he had such an amazing girl. Not cause she was subservient but she genuinely seemed amazingly sweet and kind. It's hard to find. Plus her being gorgeous didn't hurt. What an a-hole. I hate that men like that end up with girls like her. Somethings in life aren't fair to girls like her and guys like me. Too bad we can't find a way to pair us all up.

[@geraldfrost4710]

Sweet eager enthusiasm to please. Why do darlings marry jerks?

[@steve-o6413]

That old saying that opposites attract kind of describes what your saying...

[@maaa_aaate7707]

You are going to learn the hard way. This is a Disney fantasy. The opposite is the truth. Psychological warfare prepetrated by fefales has killed millions of hu$bands.

[@henryrollins9177]

Yin Yang

[@mrnicktoyou]

She chose him for his money.

[@Rabbitsliver]

The fruits and veggies put in the blender earlier were well foreshadowing the nut blending in the end 😂

[@ijt540]

Not the blender. NOT THE BLENDER!!!!😂😂😂

[@cebilenkosi4459]

Love it! Especially the ending where she gets to enjoy the cupcake.

[@powerofthesun1000]

Right, whether intentional or not, I loved the little dot of frosting on her nose when she smiled at the end. XD

[@vclark12288]

@@powerofthesun1000 IT WAS SO CUTE

[@Firebrand55]

I rushed out and bought my wife some flowers...just in case. Perfectly played by Alexandra who, actually, is gorgeous...and I could hear men wincing all over the watching planet!

[@johnconroy3078]

With her new right hand fitment she's not going to be needing Walter any more....for anything! Truly an Independant Woman.

[@GoodOldGamer]

Man, was she ever wasted on that guy. It's an all too familiar story, unfortunately.

[@michaelward9880]

I know.... How did she wind up with a dud like him?

[@scottb7539]

So true.

[@Tattletale97]

@@michaelward9880 kids marry young and rashly in the 60s - 70s, oftenly without knowing their partners better.

[@michaelward9880]

@@Tattletale97 That guy looked like he's about 10 years or more older than her. Besides, I grew up during the sixties and seventies( class of '73) . People are basically the same now, just more undisciplined.

[@normcameron2316]

That was truly bizarre and unsettling. She did get her cupcake in the end though.

[@SyntaxScout]

Incredible short film,amazing acting,we need more.

[@chronicler2313]

Great story and beautiful woman!! 😍🌹🌹❤️ A divorce was needed!

[@vysharra]

7:53 kudos to the actors for keeping a straight face. The foley guys too.

[@DaveNeve]

I'm surprised people liked this so much judging by the comments.

[@pauldwalker]

people like it because the wife gets justice. justice, real justice, is a very rare thing these days.

[@steve-o6413]

Infidelity and cynicism doesn't justify the chainsaw massacre lmao...

[@vysharra]

@@steve-o6413 breaking the glasses was abuse. It’s called “the threat of violence” because the message is “I’m breaking [this inanimate object] today, tomorrow it will be you”. See: slamming doors, putting holes in walls, throwing things

[@steve-o6413]

@@vysharra what about overbearing and smothering can cause a reaction of pushing away, until the person gets the hint to stop and words are no longer effective what's a person to do? Answer leave. The both of them would drive me up the wall, but most people see submissiveness as the ultimate Mate. I guess for the time period of the 50's this fits as ideal, but I don't want a Slave I'd rather have a partner whose caring, and hope she'd feel the same in return...

[@vysharra]

@@steve-o6413 yeah, so you’re saying that nagging deserves to be answered with the threat of physical violence? Nope, total disagreement from over here. Also, no fault divorce and being able to, you know, own your own property is relatively new for women. This is clearly referencing a time where divorce and single life for women was not easy nor acceptable.

[@bocabec6744]

She took away the show! Bravo. Walter didn't deserve her anyway.

[@VoightKampf]

Love the early 60s atmosphere.

[@freedomphilsgood2007]

Yes! Yes! Yes! Satisfaction guaranteed ! Thank you Dust! Got what he deserved 👍🏻

[@fuddyduddyhorsemanship]

yeah, he was an asshole. However, if you look around you'll see that if people throw themselves at someone and turn themselves into their slaves and doormats they lose that person's respect. For trying too hard she made herself cuplable as well.

[@alexastil4238]

That is what the impossibility of a simple divorce makes to a woman! Thank you, great work!!)))

[@sujitsingh9554]

Joker just Found his perfect match

[@aayushchalekar8260]

This need more like

[@ianyoung7077]

That crunch as the family jewels went into the blender is going to haunt me forever.

[@PunditKING]

He was sooooooo into it that's why the blender worked😍

[@Stratos53100]

Lol... Sooo deep.....

[@AudioInklined]

Walter never deserved you!! Brilliant film

[@professor_lembach]

Very nice overall. The lighting and style was reminiscent of Creepshow.

[@beowulfvladmax7710]

Enjoyed this. He got what he deserved. And she got to enjoy a cupcake!

[@publiclyshamed5383]

you should have a warning on this video some of us have nut allergies 👻

[@kimhansen8615]

Holy Moses! Low budget - High quality. Funny, exactly opposite most Hollywood productions...

[@f.michaelbremer-cruz2708]

While the escalation of violence became quite disturbing (almost enough to not click the like button), the acting, sets, writing and all else was so well done that I did. This short story created a little universe that seemed pleasant on the surface, but quite miserable in reality. It was very well done and would have been a good fit for Rod Serling's "Night Gallery" series.

[@jnb756]

well the doctor didn't lie - her guarantee of satisfaction was delivered as promised.

[@lastmanstanding2622]

I just love a happy ending. 🤗

[@nomadikmind3979]

now make one on the unrealistic expectations of men and husbands

[@collinw1353]

Conflict and resolution, to the extreme. Well done.

[@jaideepsingh477]

That escalated from 0 to 1000000 really quick💀

[@FWCC1]

This should have all kinds of disclaimers lol 😆 Very hard hitting for a Dust Film.

[@Philscbx]

When the buzz saw started in,, I thought for sure were going in the front lobe as did Jack Nicolson in One Flew the Hell South @! Cheers,, but what a cool 1940's vintage US Maid device, by Electrolux. I was waiting to hear her comment on the cupcakes, but instead, very clever sly rejoiced moment of delight,,, and so Tasty too.

[@aliservan7188]

That was extremely satisfying on SOOOOO many levels.

[@aliservan7188]

@@000aleph Oh FFS, there's so much wrong with your attitude I don't even know where to start, so I won't bother.

[@neelimanur5057]

"Now you've got two glasses to clean" -- that scene is so much touchy !

[@metalhead3913]

This is awesome!! Reminds me of my favourate show "Tales from the crypt" in my teenage years, hope there will be more short films like this in the future❤👏👏👏

[@ICONICPARIS]

All that blood oh hee teeth really took it to another level

[@SlLVERFAWKES]

Average 1960's Woman: Cooks, cleans, cares for her man. Average 2020's Woman: Can't boil water, house is a pigsty, thinks man is a tyrant.

[@lloydrobert6182]

10:34 that face! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED! And perhaps again at 11:43? The lady was perfect.

[@michelj.gaudet5048]

Umm_ quick question. Am I the ONLY one wondering how she gets her right sleeve over the device?✨🤗✨

[@DigitalCHET]

Ahh yes, we overthinkers are a small but ever-present bunch, aren’t we? All too ready to ponder and point out the obvious practical oversights. 😅😂

[@RichardAStonemasonNOTfreemason]

The device comes with a sleeve expansion/contraction attachment as standard.

[@questioningthoughts2152]

Lol, you've ruined it, by over thinking a poorly put together story.

[@steve-o6413]

Just like Data can detach his, it takes the right Twist while disconnecting the Electromagnetic coupling. Now next question what did they use for a Power Supply lol...

[@DigitalCHET]

@@steve-o6413 I thought it was explained in the ad, some kind of nuclear energy. If you think of the technology in the game Fallout, I think you'd be on the right track.

[@olivier-pierredebelmont.3630]

In the late fifties,the tech novelties were so present that she don't hesitate to got the surgery,that obviousely cost her an arm! I love the cosy style of her appartment,the acting is excellent,well done movie,I give it ***** !

[@gavinrfuller]

So Twilight Zone, Loved this one

[@peterruiz6117]

Walter made "Chad" look great....He really deserved the "Perfect" wife....eek

[@gjnbouwmeester5860]

So liberating to see a woman take matters in her own hands... ehhh, machines!😃

[@an_what]

She is absolutely Gorgeous!

[@Mr.E.Shoppa]

This is good. Highly recommended. Reminds me of my first marriage.

[@judgeberry6071]

lol

[@ljg6979]

I was thinking the same thing… My ex so badly wanted to emulate that 50s 60s housewife vibe. Basically what her mother did. I’m like are you kidding me this is the 21st-century!

[@Cervando]

You didn't use to go by the name John Wayne Bobbitt by any chance?

[@Mr.E.Shoppa]

@@Cervando I try not to talk about those days.

[@ObservantPiratePlus]

This one seems better suited to ALTER than DUST.

[@welltell.]

Okay mental note to myself... my wife is perfect... make sure she does not get any upgrades.

[@twisterwiper]

What a nice little gem. Loved it 👍🏻

[@MrZenerTech]

WOW! Supreme production! One of the finest works I've seen on Dust. Premium grade cinema. 👍👍👍👍👍 ✌️✌️✌️✌️

[@immortalfool7627]

The husband was clearly a guy asking for a divorce, and didn’t deserve such a wonderful woman.

[@leannaerickson7071]

Oh, yeeaah! Perfect in every way.

[@michaelrichter9427]

"Is it safe!? Of course it's safe! It's made in America!" I LOLed.

[@seanharvey8956]

Turned him into cupcakes

[@throwingpotsandpans]

The little 'Jaws'-like violin/viola riff when everything goes sideways at 9:25 is just perfect.

[@matterantimatter4075]

The first 8 minutes are basically a documentary of the 1950s life for a woman.

[@krashd]

In middle-class middle-America.

[@TheJohndepew]

After watching this, I got up and washed the dishes.

[@alexbaran1167]

Very well done is this movie, evoking an interesting atmosphere of the late 1950s and early 1960s, with a good touch and flavor of The Twilight Zone. Good job!!!

[@funniebunnie4u]

Daaaayummmm! That one was crazy! Loved it!

[@kn6123]

This is what happens when you sacrifice your identity and your own happiness/contentment just to live to make someone else "happy".

[@corusameoccasum1274]

what? you end up dicing someone's nuts with a blender arm attachment!

[@schaab7203]

This channel is more creative than the multi millionar companys

[@longlowdog]

Superb. I was rooting for her from the first minute. I bet those cakes and milk tasted sublime.

[@theshocker4626]

Don't worry, fattie, your inevitable collection of cats will love you.

[@tnbison]

Ooookaaaaay.😶😲

[@gabebolden9394]

Damn. She got that Hydro-Dynamic Spatula with port and starboard attachments.

[@NewMessage]

I expected something Halloweeny... not some guy to get a hollow weenie!

[@giafredrick9611]

WOW This was really good!!!!!👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@patricksharpe]

I wasn't sure how I felt about this piece earlier but now that I've digested it I have to say it's brave. I wouldn't have chosen to use such a simple practical prop. Instead I would have wasted a dramatic amount of time conjuring up some crazy CG composting sequence completely disregarding any sense of a schedule stalling the entire production. Satisfaction Guaranteed reminds me that sometimes simple is better. Well done!

[@lastmanstanding2622]

You think waaay to much.

[@patricksharpe]

@@lastmanstanding2622 possibly

[@lastmanstanding2622]

@@patricksharpe 😂😀🤣 You are a good sport! Cheers.

[@silasvongreenback264]

Is CG compost as good as percolite?

[@krystalgazerkg1329]

Where can I get one of those attachments for the wife ?, Do you think Amazon sell um ?.

[@David-kw5uj]

Disturbing, but still a masterpiece

[@steveennever9905]

The LUTs man... the LUTs - just gorgeous, just bloody gorgeous. Bravo.

[@user-pq1js1bz6h]

Loved it ! Be nice to your wives guys🎃

[@lisanidog8178]

LOL! Mom never did all that housekeeping. She worked too so we had maids. Not Rich but middle middle class and maids were affordable.