Honest Trailers | Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver

[@ChristophelusPulps]

The idea of an advanced interstellar empire depending on grain harvested using 12th century farming techniques still cracks me up.

[@bluemountain4181]

Hey c'mon, they've got to feed the coal shovellers who power their space ships somehow...

[@gordonfrommalmak]

The idea of a western civilisation depending on metals dug by people using medival technology is also laughable. Except its how our phones are made.

[@thelastholdout]

It's almost like the Imperium was custom written to star in a "Fictional Empires Too Dumb to Survive" video.

[@Bas_karna]

​@@gordonfrommalmakThey litreally bring back a guy from from dead but they can't grow their own grain LOL 😂

[@Vegan_Photographs]

I mean a lot of the technology in the universe that we see was actually analog, it’s also not hard to imagine scenarios where they would need grain Instead so many people on here just use horrible reasons to say horrible things The worst thing about any movie is people like yourself You also don’t even know how the ship is powered…. I do I found out in March 2023 when I was shown Also, they literally explain why if you listen 🤦‍♂️

[@avocadobe]

Brothers and sisters writers, to your keyboards! If this can get signed off, anything is possible.

[@anabee8310]

It got signed off for 150 mil, too! And probably another 150 for promo. I do wonder what dark data about humanity Netflix has though.

[@TheCoolCucumber]

You just need a super (in)famous name like Zac Synder and a history of producing massively overbudgeted films... but other than that, yeah, everyone can do this too!

[@ladyreverie7027]

​@@TheCoolCucumber One almost wonders if it's a form of money laundering, kind of like those contemporary "artworks" that get sold for $100m arbitrarily.

[@ianthrasher471]

This movie feels like a movie you would see in the background of an actual movie and isn't real.

[@GossamerGhoul]

"MENDOZAAA!!!"

[@ggrarl]

​@@GossamerGhoul"McBain!"

[@brianalice]

It looks less interesting than the background movies from The Fall Guy or Gentleman Broncos.

[@ScytheSalinas]

Perfect description

[@FistfulOfCourage]

@@brianalice Or Tropic Thunder

[@prakashdurai191]

When the 'Honest Trailer' is more entertaining and fun than the actual movie!!

[@jarrodbright5231]

That's becuase it compresses a 2 hour script into a 5 minute summary without leaving out a single thing.

[@Erdrick68]

Not hard when it’s a Snyder film.

[@ChristopherLono]

Thanks to bad movies we have fun with Honest Trailers. We should start to at least appreciate their commitment, recently those people have really produced so much material that’s perfect for memes/jokes etc. Keep it up Hollywood

[@SirsasthNigam.]

like all Worst Razzies (0%-40%), *seriously* we need Inhumans Honest trailer or Pitch Meeting

[@cpuuk]

"The wheat gets more of a character arc than the people" ... LMAO

[@juanluismendoza8655]

The wheat also has the best performance of all the actors in those movies.

[@MikadoYuma]

That glow up is legendary

[@mori1bund]

@@juanluismendoza8655 I don't blame the actors. They did their best with the material that was given to them.

[@antonioramirez3676]

From cotton to grain They're finally free😆🙄

[@merphul]

wheat is the most powerful force in the universe. I'm pretty sure between the two films, wheat is mentioned in more lines than any single character.

[@AaaSWE]

Snyder watched Gladiator and saw Russel Crowes character thinking about his grain field and thought: lets make a movie out of that scene.

[@marathiboi96]

No I think he saw vinland saga and decided to give importance to farming

[@RohanDasgupta-f7x]

@@marathiboi96 lmao

[@nda16fm]

Super advanced intergalactic empire that can literally bring people back from the dead and all they want is grain from a small village. 🤣

[@Cobrakai180]

Control the grain and you control the universe.

[@JasonHauser125]

and coal. They use coal.

[@jamesrutherford1475]

To be fair you could argue that food synthesizing would not be able to replicate the nutrients of natural grain

[@Rorschach003]

@@jamesrutherford1475 We can do that now. But the super futuristic nazis can't?

[@shadowpitched4401]

Gotta feed all those formerly-dead people somehow.

[@UnluckyFriedKitten]

"Phone-in the Barbarian" might just be the best re-name you've ever done! Bravo 👏

[@tilt12345678]

so true 😂

[@Beutimus]

Please say "Ah you think grain is your ally? You merely adopted the grain. I was born in it, molded by it."

[@chichi5926]

I was born in wheat, molded by wheat...

[@A1stardan]

😂

[@phileas007]

Please don't eat the mouldy grain. That's bad 4u

[@Valen-mh9fh]

😂

[@stax6092]

Said by Holo from Spice and Wolf?

[@ethankillion786]

The scene where the main characters sit around and exposition dump each other's tragic backstories was like they were D&D players starting a new campaign.

[@andrewowens4421]

Which one was the DM then?

[@reptiloidmitglied2930]

​@@andrewowens4421Snyder, unfortunately

[@favoritemustard3542]

...& you're not paying attention to any of them bc you're thinking about your own character... & wheat.

[@lasura]

That's what I keep saying - these movies are just us trapped listening to Snyder solo DnD. He plays every character and has come up with really cool back stories for them and also really wants to show off his grain harvesting knowledge.

[@CSXIV]

@@lasuraExcept his definition of “cool backstory” is “the same backstory, told in a slightly different way.” Like, seriously, throw in a defector from decadence (“I was on the bridge of an Imperial Warship and nuked a planet from orbit. And I realized I was the villain and left”), a “I didn’t want to end up like my parents” (“my father was a super loyalist, and he signed up for a dangerous project and died-and the Empire did nothing but throw us out the city and leave us fending for ourselves. Also, all my friends hated me because we couldn’t support ourselves”), a student high on idealism but low on actual ability (“I went to school, realized the Empire was bad, joined the resistance and I don’t know what I’m doing because there is no class on ‘how to dual wield a gun and a laser sword’”), a knight in sour armor (“you know how many times I’ve seen the Empire wipe out a settlement? And I stood there, powerless to stop it?” [looks at student.]. “I was like you once, and then life happened. And yet, here I am again.”), or even just someone in it for the payment (“I don’t care about this rebellion, I just want to make sure I get some wheat out of this whole thing”. Yes, wheat, because even a mercenary has to eat. Can’t eat credits, after all. Maybe someone will think this is a ‘Seven Samurai’ reference!”). Was that so hard? No promises these would make the story better, but at least the backstories would be different.

[@armelior4610]

"In the grim darkness of a galaxy far, far away, he who controls wheat controls the universe."

[@juliendeclercq9273]

In the grim darkness of a galaxy far, far away, there is only grain. Slight rework :p

[@caret_shell]

Finally we get more character development for Bran, a simple kernel of wheat who swore revenge after the villagers harvested every grain he cared about. I hope these villagers don't have Crohn's disease, because it's time for vengeance. _Bran: The Glutengiver_

[@sbond7510]

😂😂😂😂

[@shadowpitched4401]

Celiac disease would be worse.

[@DanielFerreira-hz4cc]

Would be a better movie

[@generalv.1891]

Zack Snyder likes wheat the same way Quentin Tarantino likes feet.

[@elaineb7065]

Wheat wheat, wheat wheat wheat... (you hear it don't you???)

[@LizardSpork]

Yet somehow this is more creepy...

[@paulovinasrocha6166]

​@@elaineb7065hear what?

[@shadowpitched4401]

@@elaineb7065 That sounds like a guinea pig.

[@riningan]

​@@paulovinasrocha6166 What, you don't remember the Quentin Tarantino "feet feet feet" song from previous Honest Trailers?

[@WillFredward7167]

I think Snyder just can’t handle the idea that some people still think he’s genius. So he’s doing all he can to set the record straight. Such an honest guy.

[@drrockkso8882]

I have no idea why anyone would think Snyder is a genius. He's made two good movies in his entire career, and one of them was a remake of a better movie. He makes dumb, fun, big budget popcorn flicks. It's not like he's the next Stanley Kubrick or something.

[@NormanOz]

"Harvest Moon 2 Pain and Grain" 🌾 what a fitting tittle 😂😂

[@andrewowens4421]

I honestly expected him to say "No Pain, No Grain."

[@NormanOz]

@@andrewowens4421 lmao, that's a good one too

[@Mrift]

@@andrewowens4421 This!!!!

[@jakeleon3535]

Zach Snyder movie checklist: 1. No coherent plot. 2. No character development. 3. Slow-mo whenever possible.

[@fulcrum6760]

I swear everything in this movie was so stitched together that everything felt out of place. It’s the Sonichu of movies.

[@LuisSierra42]

It's definitely a movie that exists

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

I wish I didn't understand that reference.

[@jojogpt]

Goddamn. That's a perfect reference

[@akatsukigajou1639]

Ugh not sonichu

[@fulcrum6760]

@@jojogpt And comparison,

[@gregorygeorge8695]

The ongoing joke about the *Grain* being the most interesting part of the movie is mwah chefs kiss

[@stormtempterf8058]

remake Dawn of the Dead where the zombies go 'graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains'

[@TheWarmachine375]

Screen Junkies: "DO you seriously believe your own hype that much?" Zack Snyder: *"I AM THE HYPE!"*

[@TheHeroBleeder]

Ah a tfs man of culture

[@gamebawesome]

Vegeta: "KILL HIM."

[@Iwillone]

I understood that reference

[@jasonblalock4429]

Vegeta: ... kill him!

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

“One thing, I wanted ONE THING TODAY” “Even more than k*lling Cell?” “Would you believe me if I told you this mattered more?” “I’d be shocked if you didn’t”

[@tapedeccard]

Rebel Moon, the most expensive grain commercial ever

[@Dynaman21]

The Cringegiver. I think we’re all done pretending Zack Snyder is Orson Welles, this auteur persecuted by the studios, right?

[@A1stardan]

Synder bros still coping

[@Volvagia1927]

In summary? Zack Snyder: Probably THE Vanguard of 2000s brand edge, especially in movies, now WELL past his sell-by date.

[@notdabestgaming7221]

I don't think anyone was pretending that.

[@_Amit_Sunil]

Suck Znyder

[@Elvisbackpack]

That anyone saw him that way in the first place is a testament to how many will slobber over crap just because it claims to be edgy.

[@Headshooter309]

I have heard that this film was bad but the fact they included an entire montage of characters actually farming grain is just wild. I thought fan4stic had a bad montage but at least they built a cool fictional machine not farmed something really common in real life

[@Akapaco2]

Lol, it's not just a montage. The entire first act is dedicated to the village harvesting wheat. It takes up waaay too much screen time.

[@CollegefootballWEST]

The fact they have a slow mo montage of planting and harvesting wheat grain is the greatest cinematic scene ever.

[@GuileTGTV]

yeah I knew then I was watching one of the moviest movies of all time.

[@josephmergens]

He had a slow mo of Titus drinking water and filling his canteen too.

[@michael95621]

Remember that scene from the Star Wars prequels talking about some boring tax policy being a problem the Jedis needed to get involved with that then kicked off a war? Well somebody saw that and decided to make a whole movie trilogy about it.

[@TheWarmachine375]

Kora and her ragtag group of space rebel friends are going for a walk. A very enthusiastic walk.

[@SB0083]

Nice Hellsing Abridged reference.

[@tmaziriri]

I understood that reference

[@pvshka]

When hope is gone Undo this lock And send me forth On a moonlit walk

[@bird3713]

I like to think that somewhere out there, a Jackie just got engaged, and there’s at least one Jackie who watched this with their significant other and is really confused right now.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Dude's been spamming that "Please Say" for the last 13mos, too. 😉

[@BatAmerica]

It's sad when you realize the budget for other Sci Fi sequels like Aliens had 18.5 million (52.7 million) and managed to make more engaging worldbuilding and storytelling than Rebel Moon (165 million).

[@atwunz]

Snyder is a hack.

[@Emily00Strange]

Because a big budget doesn't equal a well written script, a good director, and good editor.

[@BatAmerica]

@@Emily00Strange That's true. I'm glad you agree.

[@A1stardan]

Netflix gave him half a billion dollars to make movies, but it's sharing passwords was the problem

[@suthtech]

Cool Robot.

[@reptiloidmitglied2930]

Disney may have made a lot of mistakes in the last years but not buying Zack Znyder's story about a grain crisis in a galaxy far far away was none of them

[@FistfulOfCourage]

“It’s a shame the best movie he ever made was written by James Gunn.” Truer words have never been spoken.

[@juanluismendoza8655]

You know what’s really sad? Even though Dawn of the Dead is the best movie he’s directed, it’s always forgotten and overshadowed by his other work that doesn’t come close to it. Dawn of the Dead deserves more love. ❤️

[@erichfiedler1481]

And even crazier is that it's a remake of a beloved zombie movie from the late great George A. Romero

[@s.......]

​@@juanluismendoza8655Dawn of the dead hot piece of garbage zombies can talk think give birth what else

[@Reidang]

@@s....... wrong one bud

[@adamhayes2528]

@@s....... Thats land of the dead buddy

[@alexanderwizard763]

" from the studio behind ythe high budget background noise" - this is the best, had to laugh hard. thanks!

[@kjb379]

I didn't choose the grain life, but I did choose the grain type, the field where the grain was grown, and who I sell grain to.

[@lancourt]

My friend at work and I have been randomly saying, "GRAAAAAAAAIIIIN" to each other all week. Thank you honest trailers!

[@DingbatToast]

"One man went to mow, went to slow-mow a meadow..."

[@jiado6893]

Your voice is so good for charity. It helps that they give you powerful and true lines like "Less childhood poverty means more childhood."

[@mrx1333]

So much laughing out loud with "the slowest mo" and "my balls after taking off my pants after work" 😂😂😂 I haven't laugh this hard in awhile from Honest Trailers!! Thank you I needed that! 😅

[@jeremyhayes9793]

Finally! No one else has talked about how you can just wrap up those "not lightsabers" instead of cut your hands off 😂 like, the bad guys just wore freakin gloves! 😂😂

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Although I have a grainy past with the grain that killed everyone I cared about, taking my pants off after a day of working the grain still felt so (s)wheat.

[@shaphanng4974]

Should (s)wheat be pronounced sweet or sweat 😅

[@travisrobison3457]

watching the first movie was literally one of the most painful experiences of my entire life. Thank you so much for easing the pain and allowing me to know what happens without enduring the agony of having to watch two hours of it.

[@ortega902]

poor you

[@CINEMARTYR]

Yeah this movie gave me an emotional scar for sure.

[@tcchip]

With Rebel Moon, Zack Snyder has made history by being the only film director to ever go with the grain instead of against it.

[@benabramowitz18]

Please say "What a pro wants, what a pro needs..."

[@darrellwilliams8732]

And me, a simple viewer on KZbin who swore revenge after the Imperium killed everyone I cared about.

[@Josh_Freeman]

Didn't even get into how the spaceships were powered by coal. The engine room of the big ship had people literally shoveling coal into furnaces. The dropships seen in this video at 0:48 seconds had smokestacks.

[@pattheplanter]

Some 1930s Flash Gordon serial had Flash chained up with the other radium shovellers and they fed the radium furnaces. More believable.

[@theelectricgamer9889]

5:17 hey maybe this means there’ll finally be a honest trailer for Titan A.E. Seriously that is such an underrated rated movie.

[@andrewowens4421]

Honestly, I'd kill for a sequel to that movie. To see how the humans adapt on a new world.

[@benwasserman8223]

How about a The Phantom Menace 25th anniversary trailer. Seeing how Honest Trailers began with TPM’s 3D re-release, it would really bring things full circle.

[@level5650]

Oh my god the grain is just a Spice Melange copy. This movie is the dollar store version of EVERYTHING.

[@borislaans9343]

I am convinced that the entire rebel moon series (with all the various cuts)is some kinda sick joke from snyder to see how much time he can waste for the viewers.

[@dixienormous227]

I think the grain was meant to be a wish version of the spice...but it's dumb because, if you have seeds i don't understand why anyone couldn't just create a greenhouse on whatever planet and grow grain

[@andrewowens4421]

One comment from the previous Honest Trailer of part one of this movie had said something along the lines of "If you have capability to create interstellar ships it should be easy to turn one into a greenhouse and grow crops in them. You don't even _need_ a planet, save for getting the necessary soil and water." Or in other words, this evil empire is being inefficient and only being evil for the lols.

[@tjenadonn6158]

Also, the whole point of the spice melange is that the entire society of the Dune Saga has been structured to be dependent on it. If the spice doesn't flow society collapses. I'm assuming that this empire has other food sources than this one planet and this one grain, and we see no indication that the grain has any qualities that make it ant difdeent from that in any loaf of marble rye you can get at the store.

[@maxfordgaming9278]

You know if you're having trouble sleeping just put this movie on, you'll be asleep before you know it.

[@johnnyzakka]

That is so true, it actually only took me about 15 minutes xD

[@jaspervanheycop9722]

I tried drinking to the first movie, but instead I ended up finishing my bottle of wine, falling asleep, jarring awake, before the movie even went anywhere. It's not even a good time if you're drunk.

[@tilt12345678]

"Phone in the barbarian" 🤣 that was vicious!

[@Arawn505]

Please do an Honest Trailer for the Godfather trilogy! In honor of the 50th anniversary of Part II

[@mr.joshua6818]

Yes 👍

[@anubusx]

That would be a good one.

[@mikrotuber]

It's also the 50th anniversary of ZARDOZ!

[@anubusx]

@@mikrotuber Even better!!!

[@davehilling3944]

OHHHH Rebel Moon: The Grainfather... episode 7

[@saturnv2419]

I laughed out loud when they throw the manually harvest crops onto a hoverboard pulled by horses.

[@davehilling3944]

Yep we have antigravity tech but lets use manual labor and coal for power.

[@The_Brickster]

What an aptly named movie - it left a permanent scar on the careers of everyone involved.

[@anabee8310]

If there ever was proof there is a way to fall upwards in film, this movie is it.

[@jessemanchester8549]

WELL?!? WHAT DID JACKIE SAY?!?! DON'T LEAVE US HANGING, EPIC VOICE GUY!!

[@favoritemustard3542]

They broke up 6mos ago, HT just now got to the "Please Say" lol

[@lv83bloodknight]

Big galaxy spanning empire somehow needs grain from one Amish Village...

[@klausroxin4437]

I guess an empire like that will have somebody who shovels coal to fuel the ships. 🤯

[@thefirstofthelastones8952]

The sad thing is Jimmy (The robot voiced by Anthony Hopkins) is like the best character in these films but sadly doesn't have that much screen time.

[@Mega_vegeta]

So an advanced spacefaring culture does not have farm machinery

[@archerseo]

THEY ARE THE FARM!!!

[@Astralis42]

This is literally the crux of the whole damn story so far and also the biggest flaw. They have FTL, city sized space ships, what seems to be unlimited energy, but somehow they've forgotten they need to feed the people on the ships??????? No rations?, No artificial farms?, no advanced genetics to grow at least a shitty algae emergency food source? This single premise undermines the entire series.

[@GossamerGhoul]

They couldn't be bothered with the pre-reqs for the hydroponics skill tree - scrubs always rush tech that sounds exciting rather than practical

[@lukewright9031]

Zach Synder (probably): Where's the fun in that?

[@DarkSun123456789]

@@Astralis42 Snyder said himself he didn't give a flying f*** about how spaceships work either. Makes it quite apparent how interstellar vessels are powered by coal in his "vision" then. And makes it abundantly clear why we have the grain plot. He Knows he'd forgotten to bring food with him himself. Like the college student protestors in the US who wanted people to bring them food and water lmao.

[@metoo7557]

We come full circle, now we're fantasizing and making high budget productions about futuristic yet primitive societies.

[@stormtempterf8058]

I haven't seen either of these films but that'd be my first question. You have a spaceship and laser gun, but are chopping wheat by hand?

[@reptiloidmitglied2930]

​@@stormtempterf8058It gets even better. The spaceships are powered by coal and workers have to constantly shovel it into the stove like they're some 19th century locomotives 😂 That makes me really wonder, how they power their laser guns and "lightsabers".

[@anonymes2884]

Pretty sure at least one of their "wagons" has anti-gravity - how about just use wheels and spend the money saved on a single combine harvester !? It's classic Snyder basically, half-baked ideas and terrible writing masked by stylistic tricks.

[@tjenadonn6158]

​@@reptiloidmitglied2930It's like he was aiming for "ATLA" but Eurocentric, minus the fantasy elements, and in space, but he tried to build a world which fundamentally needs fantasy elements to work using his extremely Hollywoodized idea of what hard science fiction worldbuilding.

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

@@reptiloidmitglied2930 That's worse than Michael Bay sending diggers to space rather than teach astronauts how to dig.

[@ethandollarhide7943]

This franchise would be so much better if the robot was the main character.

[@Keznen]

Agreed.

[@TheRumblewagon]

Why didn't Synder just have the characters lurching through the fields saying "Grainnnn, grainnnn, must eat grainnnnsss."

[@sixthjayhawk]

In honor of the TBB finale, please say, “Whatever we want, kid. Whatever we want.”

[@xcellentcreations3312]

Tbb?

[@christianfarren1179]

@@xcellentcreations3312The Bad Batch

[@ravenstalons154]

Zack was trying to get away from "bullet time" by switching to "granular vision" "Harvest Moon: Against the Grain"

[@FiddlerKeith]

I swear he came up with "the scar giver" by asking a ten year old boy what the coolest name would be

[@pattheplanter]

What is the best name for an incompetent killer? Hair cutter? Wrist sprainer? Shirt slasher? Knuckle grazer? Toe stubber?

[@yoshidinono8095]

Nothing is cooler than the name Tazer Face.

[@RohanDasgupta-f7x]

@@FiddlerKeith don’t insult 10 year olds like that

[@benjamindebo9283]

Missed opportunity to call it Ava-scar: The Legend of Kora

[@edmundmondo1682]

I watched this movie yesterday and I don't even remember their names! lol

[@anabee8310]

That's amazing, I'm half tempted to watch it now, just to see how bad it gets

[@tracyt7319]

I was expecting a comment about manual grain harvesting when they have anti-gravity barges to carry it back to the barn. I just checked. The anti-grav just holds it up. It still needs a horse to move it forward.

[@TheBlargMarg]

I can't wait to see the rest of the 5 - maybe 15 movies of this series!!!!!

[@Mgauge]

In most sci-fi stories where an evil empire is obsessed with a Mcguffin in a small area, it's usually something along the lines of ancient technology, an invaluable element, or something along those lines that make more believably valuable for people with that much power. But Snyder, in his infinite wisdom, knew that a galactic empire truly needs is maybe fifty bushels of grain from a small village on a backwater world. We just couldn't see his vision on the true value of gluten.

[@pattheplanter]

Revealed in part III - you can only pilot the spaceships if you smoke a certain variety of wheat farmed the old-fashioned way without machinery.

[@jonathanwatson4484]

Really feel like zack could of just made a documentary about grain and it history, that would be so much more interesting.

[@delsinrowe2014]

Or not since this is Zack Snyder we're talking about

[@DarkSun123456789]

He could have. Could of, not so much. Like, srsly how hard do you have to mumble your words to somehow think "could of" is correct lmao.

[@jonathanwatson4484]

@@DarkSun123456789 when you wake up in the morning at 3am due to insomnia. Still I didn't really care about grammar when I wrote that comment. 🤣

[@FunnyHaHa420]

3 hours of wheat shot in slow-mo with anamorphic lens flares?

[@karlstriepe8050]

"The grain had more of an arc than the other characters" joke has been done by other reviewers, but it's still funny.

[@fightingfalcon777]

Please say “Could you speak up please? I’m not wearing pants.”

[@kryten39]

THANK YOU FOR THE TITAUS AE QUIP!!! you dont know how awesome it is to see a titan a.e.reference these days

[@TheWarmachine375]

Rebel Moon is literally Star Wars x Warhammer 40k fanfic in a nutshell.

[@flameroad123]

Basically yeah

[@archerseo]

but with more grain and wheat.

[@davidjordan697]

Mixed with obscure 70s b movie “Battle beyond the stars” less any sort of characterisation. Seriously, would it have killed Snyder to have written one person motivated by; relationships, ideology, money, need for a place to stay anything but revenge, not saying you can’t have revenge in there but you need characters to have distinct roles and motivations or they just get confused and become interchangeable. This is day one storytelling stuff.

[@sciencefantastic]

But somehow more boring than both of those put together.

[@Salem-1610]

I call it "Dune at Home"

[@fredericmatuschka217]

surprised that you guys didnt mention the absurd fact that they have laser-swords and hoovering craft,but yet they harvest that lovely grain by hand?!

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Please do the Sopranos! 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

[@speedisoftheessence]

Quasimodo predicted that they would.

[@rishavganguly92]

That's cool, I didn't know that Comic Relief was a thing in the States.

[@dday906]

I got bored with the first. Then the internet gave me everything to learn that I shouldn't even bother with this one. A rare time, indeed, but I'm listening to the internet.

[@DarkSun123456789]

Didn't even watch the first one. I enjoyed the comedic review of both parts from Disparu however. Had more laughs and fun with those videos than i would have ever had with either part.

[@anabee8310]

Didn't watch the first one either, they do make for tremendous Honest Trailers though.

[@lawrencefrost9063]

I skipped the first and just watched this. It was not a mistake..

[@tdylan]

I'm legitimately curious about why you bothering watching the first one. I imagine there isn't much crossover between fans of screen junkie and people that think Zack's work is worth watching.

[@CraftySouthpaw]

There shouldn't even have BEEN a "first" movie, since most of Part 1 could've been condensed into a 10-15 minute montage.

[@09spidy]

I can't wait for the extended Grain cut of the movie.

[@matayolandas]

Netflix: "So how many slow-mo scenes do you want in this?" Zack Snyder: "Yes"

[@jarrodbright5231]

Makes it easier to stretch 30 minutes of plot development over 2 hours

[@ashhillmodels3801]

Perfect timing. I just sat through the first part the other day. I am not sure if i fell asleep mid or just already forgot most parts of the movie, but now I don' t have to watch part 2. Thank you 😁

[@UncleFeztersFlowers]

It's movies like this that really make me miss Honest Trailers Commentaries

[@juanluismendoza8655]

By the way, what happened to those?

[@UncleFeztersFlowers]

@@juanluismendoza8655 Been asking that, myself, but haven't gotten any answers.

[@SomebodyelseBiteme]

A Screen Junkies I haven’t seen! I’m so happy and I love all of you Junkies.

[@BatAmerica]

It is hilarious to think that two Sci Fi part twos were released the same year. 2024 has been a wild year for sequels.

[@mr.joshua6818]

And the difference between the two is breathtaking.

[@benabramowitz18]

And one is literally the other one at home.

[@merphul]

@@benabramowitz18 I need to both like and comment on this, it's so good and so true.

[@anabee8310]

It's been quite a hilarious decade, in fact.

[@jlev1028]

It's funnier that this film was released just two months after the first movie. Does Snyder not understand how to schedule sequels?

[@Universallyappealing]

That’s me scooping the grain lol I never thought when we filmed this that I’d end up in a youtube parody trailer that is somehow accurate AF. This is hilarious 🤣

[@bayushiteishiru6291]

Never saw the first part. Never even saw the trailer for part 2. Even skipped though this honest trailer. And still, I feel I gave the title more attention than it deserves.

[@ortega902]

so you gonna cry now or what?

[@joedimirputden5334]

@@ortega902 you're the one crying all over this comment section 🤣

[@ortega902]

@@joedimirputden5334 another crybaby

[@joedimirputden5334]

@@ortega902 ok buddy. Go on and watch your Snyder Cut now for the 5th boring time 🤣

[@ortega902]

@@joedimirputden5334 jajaja so i can't make fun of it? its funny how people go through life, making negative value judgments about something they didn't even seen

[@danielpakk]

I hope that that "my balls" line doesn't come to my mind during the lecture I'm supposed to give tonight, hahaha

[@matthewjarek3026]

Zack Snyder's best movie being written by James Gunn is almost biblical levels of irony. Snyder clearly needs other people writing his scripts. Rebel Moon feels like an 8-10 episode Season edited into 4 hours. I get that Zack wants to make these sprawling epics told over several movies, but I don’t know why he doesn’t just do TV instead. His style of storytelling would work so much better that way. And he’d have to work with other writers and directors to help him.

[@rainevasquez662]

jesus god no. what in the world makes you think this man, who cannot fill 2 hours with anything approximating storytelling, could manage to fill 8-10 hours of screen time with it?

[@A1stardan]

So the solution to painful 2 hr slow mo is 6-8 hrs of slow mo? Wtf

[@scarletspidernz]

The dude can't story, he just needs to stick to cinematography

[@onepiece666]

Those 60 seconds were you describe how the grain is grown and processed is way better than the movie, and has the deliciousness of an Attenborough narrated documentary. Excellent job my good sir

[@skinoff89]

They dropped this while snyder’s fanbase is busy trashing james gunn’s superman

[@optillian4182]

I can't wait 'till that film comes out and makes a killing at the box office and earns praise from critics and audiences. The Snyder cult would go rabid. lol

[@LF-du4uc]

Are we just going to gloss over starships run by boilers?

[@TheLivingThanos]

Invincible S2 Honest Trailer.....Need it Now

[@mc1993]

This one was award winning. I haven't laughed so hard since you did the 90's Captain America movie.

[@deadman6919]

0:42 He's either lying through his teeth and passing the blame, or he really is the biggest dummy that I always knew him to be.

[@evieramosi]

I was watching this movie when my mom walked in and she immediately says it looks like the Jedi movie. I laughed because she didn't even like Star Wars but she still knows this is just like that. She even said the Kora's love interest without the beard look like Adam Driver😂.

[@Memelord2020]

Make an Honest Trailer for Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

[@AzureIV]

"I was an adventurer like you, until I swore revenge after the Imperium killed everyone I cared about."

[@UnknownKRSM]

3:10 Why make complex, compelling characters, when you just hit "copy, paste"! 😂

[@multiverse_media2023]

That’s Zack Snyder for you.

[@Incalor]

"My balls after I take off my pants after work" is so accurate lmao.

[@sbkeel5639]

So about how long until we get Velma season 2 Honest Trailer? There isnt anything that needs roasting more than that!

[@shan4680]

They're Screen Junkies, not actual junkies!

[@anabee8310]

Did Netflix in all seriousness put it out? I mean, why, Netflix, why.

[@TheCoolCucumber]

That show got a season 2?

[@anabee8310]

@@TheCoolCucumber it got ordered for 2 seasons out of the gate. I really worry what the Netflix viewership data says, tbh.

[@ajga5435]

@@anabee8310 wasn't hbo max?

[@marcintkaczyk5664]

"watched" that guano on fast forward a while ago. I think it's an achievement to get EVERYTHING wrong in two movies in a row.