Seagal's chins multiplied between Under Siege movies feat. Viking Samurai | So Bad It's Good

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Viking Samurai joins us to argue over the merits, or lack thereof, of Under Siege 2. Is this one of the last good Sifu movies or is this the beginning of Chunk Seagal?
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[@JasonBrant]

I thought it would be fun to have a Seagal fan on during an episode so I could shit on Sifu in front of him. But I had no idea that David would get Seagalian levels of hate from it, haha.

[@VikingSamurai]

Regardless of the feedback (aka hate), this was still a great idea!

[@exidy-yt]

Yeah, I honestly suggest you don't do that again, Jason. There is not alot of love for sexual abusers in the world today, no matter how funny Sifu's on-screen waddles and grimaces are.

[@riverwhite1991]

Jason, it was the right decision, that's my personal opinion) Sifu has his right for an advocate 😉

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

@JasonBrant it would have been funnier if it was someone who has a sense of humor, but this guy is just a waste of everyone's time.

[@chipchippahson]

@@exidy-yt So by your logic Jason and the gang should stop doing segments and recurring bits about Sifu, because I mean after all we can't have someone giving him recognition and spotlight right? Don't be "that guy".

[@Humongous420]

Glad you guys are calling out the REAL Seagal and are not holding back. Seagal is NOT to be put on a pedestal...it will not support his weight.

[@ravinraven6913]

There was a idea floating around, that he had his legs replaced with 2 pedestals. So that way hes always on his pedestal and he doesn't have to run up stairs or do much walking in general...ok that wasn't funny sorry. But still better than Seagal, yea?

[@luminousdragon]

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[@Humongous420]

@@ravinraven6913 🤣🤣

[@renegadeleader1]

@ravinraven6913 I'm pretty sure that would leave him without a leg to stand on!

[@d3l3tes00n]

Hey, the man is friends with Putin. Give the dude some respect.

[@s4tchm0j0n3s]

"I'll bet he has a really high IQ" "Yes, most con-men do" That was so quick and so savage. Love it.

[@MrE1981]

@VikingSamurai has a strange, delusional obsession with Seagal. You BET he has a really high IQ!? What a strange and weirdly strong statement, based on what exactly?

[@KGH3000]

Anyone who mentions IQ unironically is... oof. There's no such thing as general intelligence. What do IQ test measure? IQ. What is IQ? It's the thing IQ tests measure. Talking about "high IQ" is like bragging about acing the SATs, except that the SATs are more scientific by not claiming to measure intelligence.

[@DHSpeedWalker]

@@MrE1981 What baffles the hell out of me is how anyone can listen to Seagal for more than 2.7 seconds and not be bowled over by just how full of shit he is. He is a remarkably unskilled liar, and knowing when people are lying to you is such a basic life skill. I really don't get it.

[@joshuapratt3593]

@@KGH3000exactly!! Most people seem to believe that they are in the 100-120 percentile, and they almost inevitably expose themselves within the first few minutes of saying (bragging) about it. LMMFAO

[@FutureChaosTV]

​@@joshuapratt3593 The more you brag the less you have.

[@thoso1973]

The list of actors, actresses, directors and stunt professionals that have openly declared that they don't wish to work with Seagal ever again, is longer than the end credits of this film. Andrew Davis almost chose to not direct Under Siege, because he had bad experience working with Seagal on Above The Law. In the end he did and it paved the way for him to do The Fugitive with Harrison Ford and star of Under Siege Tommy Lee Jones.

[@JasonBrant]

I didn't know that about Andrew Davis. Need to find some interviews with him about it.

[@AztecUnshaven]

Davis actually praised Seagal during his time with him on Above The Law... he said that it wasn't until years AFTER Above the Law, that he felt Seagal's ego had blown up and had become more of a jerk. Important to note also the actors that actually praised Seagal too. Tommy Lee Jones said Seagal was a "total professional" and "an excellent athlete", and "highly skilled". Those are Jones' words directly.

[@stefanforrer2573]

@@antimediaman9354 i don't need anyone in hollywood to tell me how big of a piece of shit he is.... he already did that himself with his delusional words and idiotic actions.... if you don't know where to look that stuff up, well, that is your problem

[@adamcboyd]

​@@antimediaman9354Wait. I think I figured this out.........Steven? Is that you?!

[@refinedsugar]

I haven't read any of what you're saying. I'd appreciate a link to Davis saying those things. I read he had a fine time directing him in 'Above The Law' but Seagal had a huge ego by the time they did 'Under Siege'.

[@Playit2death]

Katherine Heigl, who was sixteen at the time the film was made, said that on the last day of filming Seagal told her, "'You know Katie, I got girlfriends your age. ' And I said, 'Isn't that illegal?' And he said, 'They don't seem to mind'." 😐

[@JasonBrant]

Christ.

[@cwhitney1972]

That was from Jimmy Kimmel's show, where Kimmel showed her the picture of Seagal with his arm around her and his other hand plainly laid on her breast.

[@brendenmessina7626]

That mother fucker is on some serious drugs to be talking to her like that!!!!

[@andrewcurtis4568]

Does this Viking dude really think that Stallone isn't a proper actor? Imagine Seagal or Arnie in the first Rocky film, or in Copland. Stallone can REALLY act.

[@VikingSamurai]

Huh? I've always praised Stallone, he's a phenomenal actor!

[@JasonBrant]

Nah, he wasn't saying that. I edited a ton of our discussion out, so I probably screwed up showing his opinion.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

@JasonBrant Don't blame yourself, I'm 100% sure you didn't edit out every moment where he didn't come across as a prat.

[@VikingSamurai]

@@JasonBrant how dare u, but I guess they have no choice but to sign up to your Patreon now for the full uncensored video, well played! Lol

[@DiamorphineDeath]

I remember him being not super great in Copland dude, as he plays the deaf dude and just mumbles? It wasn’t like Dustin Hoffman in Rainman, which seems like his own inspiration for the copland character unfortunately.

[@yogseventy-nine3460]

" i researched stuff" proceed to defend seagal no matter what...

[@VikingSamurai]

Putting up my best Seagal Tenshin Aikido defense lol

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

he reminds me of that pos that got arrested for trafficking and nonstop insult women. Overflated ego and no idea what he's talking about

[@Enraged-Gecko]

Damn, this “Viking Samurai” is the kind of blind follower that would make Marshall Applewhite proud…

[@JasonBrant]

Haha, fair point.

[@s8r5dad]

He didn’t research 💩 Because he was constantly wrong!!!

[@thelightwielder]

every time he has to "save the environment" it usually involves blowing up an oil refinery or chemical plant. He's a real life Captain Planet

[@JasonBrant]

He's a brilliant mind.

[@MultiPolarWorldCo-op]

Reminds me of Biden blowing up the Nord Stream pipeline and waging wars while claiming to be a champion of climate change

[@michaelmyers3709]

They do actually blow up oil rigs. Google it.

[@jesuisleprince417]

@@MultiPolarWorldCo-opnot everyone can be the saviors of the environment that Trump & Bush were

[@thelightwielder]

@@MultiPolarWorldCo-op Biden is just a puppet, republicans and democrats are on the same side, not yours, quit throwing in politics where they don't belong, and go touch grass

[@ArtyomAnna]

Viking Samurai is either THE biggest Seagal troll or the most deluded mofo

[@j.g1255]

Honestly having a hard time staying with this episode because of his apologist position.

[@TalentCaldwell]

@@j.g1255Same. It’s like watching a video of Neil Degryse Tyson, an astronaut, an astronomer, and a flat Earther talk about space.

[@SlotSlasher]

Oof this guy is cringe

[@spiderzvow1]

@@j.g1255 also idk why VS need to scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all the time

[@michmasharts8870]

@@j.g1255yeah. I had to bounce

[@zakwojnar4714]

Wait, wait, wait, does this Viking Samurai person actually think Seagal’s “novel” is a true story??? He’s gone from silly to trash.

[@JasonBrant]

I think he was saying it was a good book, not a true story. We didn't talk about the book much, though. Pretty sure our entire discussion about it is in the video.

[@trel]

Yeah, that was a little jarring for me too, because I'm not prepared to sit through something like "So Bad It's Adrenochrome Harvesting".

[@matthieutankol2681]

He also apparently found during this session that women saying "it's fine" with a sigh, there s another meaning. Something you learn as a teenager. And yeah, he says he s into the "amazing fiction book that s about the deep state, but it s actually all true" garbage... Conspiracy theory, sexual predator apologist, fake tan, muscle shirt, tries to hog the spotlight, fails to read the room. He gets 150% on the Jibroni test

[@henrygvidonas9573]

@@antimediaman9354 Tinfoil Hat Man has entered the chat... Watch out kids, he's a "critical thinker"! _Debate him, bro._

[@brucemangan3807]

@@trelI cackled at that.. +10 points 😂

[@gunmnky]

Katherine Heigle came out out and said he followed her around set and constantly harassed her for sex. Considering all his moves after 2000 require a young asian woman to get naked with him, its pretty hard to give him the benefit of the doubt.

[@TalentCaldwell]

She did so on a late night talk show no less so there is a legit video of her professing this.

[@JasonBrant]

I need to get him to watch one of Seagal's later shitfests. No way he'll defend one of those actress rubdowns.

[@cassidywest5539]

@@JasonBrant Wanna bet?

[@mephistopheles4910]

Didn't he tell her that he had girlfriends her age? That was creepy AF.

[@Humongous420]

@@mephistopheles4910 yes he did...and she said MOM!!!!!

[@HSGAutomotive]

Man, if this dude sniffs Seagulls’ farts any harder, he’ll need an inhaler

[@luminousdragon]

Hundred percent agree.

[@luminousdragon]

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[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@brendenmessina7626]

It would if he smelled his shit!!!

[@HarryToeface]

You definitely have to be a closeted ass sniffer. 😂 Usually when someone mentions ass sniffing it's because they are closeted and ashamed (as they should be).

[@abbynormal5849]

Every Seagal movie you force Erin to watch is just one more damning bit of evidence she can use against you in any future legal proceedings. 😃

[@JasonBrant]

She has a mountain of evidence against me 🤣

[@dolphlundgren2820]

@abbynormal you’re smoked to think that they’ll ever split! 🤣 they click perfect together! ❤ wish I had that!

[@dolphlundgren2820]

@@JasonBrantAnd Jason! Please don’t have that “Viking samurai” guy on again please! He brought the vibe down super hard and disgusted me how he was trying to dispute every thing negative said about segal. I can’t stand sexual assault sympathizer’s. Blaming everything under the Sun but not the actual person responsible. 🤢🤮 otherwise I love what you’re doing man!! I’ve watched almost every video, I didn’t really like the old video style where you watched the movie before off camera and then talked about it on camera. Not as entertaining. Much love from Seattle!!

[@carn9507]

@@antimediaman9354 it's a joke, sir...

[@zatozatoichi7920]

@@antimediaman9354 Your sense of humour is seriously lacking, dude. Unlike the emotional torture Jason puts Erin through. )))

[@MyManEarl]

Seagal is an expert marksman? He doesn’t even know how to hold a pistol! His knuckle, rather than fingertip is against the trigger, neither thumb is against the frame, and he braces side-to-side rather than front-to-back. The blinking is one thing, but he doesn’t even hold the gun correctly. I don’t know who Viking Samauri is, but he obviously has no freaking clue what he’s talking about.

[@KGH3000]

He's just an actor apparently. I had never heard of him, I don't think he's ever been in a mainstream studio film.

[@VikingSamurai]

​@@thatoneguybones8036Thanks for sharing, credit should always be given where credits due.

[@tinstrings6312]

I'm sorry, there are too many accusations of sexual malfeasance against Segal to defend the man himself. This Viking guy is either deluded or putting on one hell of an act.

[@kenrickeason]

Yeah, Steven is a real piece of trash of a human.. You don't have to do that to get a woman's attention.. Be charming and be fun with her and see where it goes.. Just giving a little game to y'all out here..

[@VikingSamurai]

Well, I am an actor, so who knows

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

Even acting to support people like this is distasteful.....

[@ravinraven6913]

lol no, those people are the bandwagon. This guy is so stupid he has no idea what these words mean. The only way he gets attention is by saying stupid things, otherwise hed be a lonely loser without friends or viewers...so bad

[@JasonBrant]

He and I have slightly different opinions of Sifu 🤣

[@joshuadooley181]

😂 Best line in this review came right before it went dark. “The one where he blows up the mine full of chemicals to save the environment?” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JasonBrant]

Haha

[@XombieLejon66]

No, it was the one where he blew up an oil refinery to save the environment

[@nomsdeguerre315]

there was a former playmate, can't remember who, was auditioning for steven seagal for one of his movies, when he asked if she was okay with nudity, she said there is no mention of nudity in the script, seagal reply it is off screen nudity, he is such a classy person

[@cwhitney1972]

That was Jenny McCarthy.

[@LetsGetitBoah]

@@cwhitney1972 correct, she was very vocal about it too.

[@Uncle_T]

"And they say he can't do a front kick." Well we don't actually see him do it. It's a shot of someone's leg doing a front kick for sure...

[@JasonBrant]

I noticed that in editing too. Probably was a stunt double.

[@trainedbyuk]

Viking Samurai is one anavar cycle away from a tainted supplement scandal

[@JasonBrant]

This legit made me laugh.

[@VikingSamurai]

Happily and proud to be 100% natty for life.

[@MikeDV34]

Amazing!!!

[@carldzoga1348]

I don't know, used to LOVE Viking Samurai BUT, he defends Frank Dux and Seagal WAY too much! I want to believe he's joking! 😂

[@kevinramsey417]

Bloodsport is still a fantastic movie IF you ignore all that "based on a true story" stuff.

[@hekatonikles]

I think, he's just trying to put a counter argument in the discussion. I hate Seagal as much as the next guy but I agree, people tend to completely ignore that he was a legitimate master of Aikido. Probably not a great fighter but a real martial artist. Also, even, if he truly likes Seagal, it's always nice to have a different opinion for arguments sake.

[@swirvinbirds1971]

​@@hekatoniklesyea but going out of his way and claiming that the deep state stuff in his book is mostly real... Idk man.

[@cujoedaman]

@@hekatoniklesYeah, but his opinions are "Seagal did nothing wrong, he's the greatest person ever and no one can hate on him". That's not just having a different opinion, that's ignoring the facts as they are presented.

[@splytlyckety]

he really defends Frank Dux? thats the biggest fraud ever. What a clown

[@paulallison3974]

I'm uncomfortable watching this, hoping the dude is trolling, but not willing to hang out to find out

[@JasonBrant]

Uncomfortable?

[@paulallison3974]

@@JasonBrant I got uncomfortable when your guest strayed from talking about the movie and alluding to thoughts outside of entertainment/movies. Maybe there was nothing beyond allusions and it would of been fine. Specifically mentioning the '[Seagal's book on the deep state] is really kind of true', perhaps I wasn't understanding what they were trying to say, and it wasn't as off topic as it felt. I imagine your guest is a decent guy if you're inviting him into your house, but as it happens it really ended up aligning with uncomfortable conversations with people I love and making me think of that. I do *not* want to crap on the fellow, and am perfectly happy to discover I'm wrong, and even if my opinion was spot on, that is not a statement as to the character of the gentleman. I think the concept of sharing a seagal movie with someone who enjoys them is great, I just couldn't hear their ideas over my own thoughts and memories.

[@TalentCaldwell]

@@paulallison3974 I had the same impression and irked-ness watching this as well for the exact same reasons. I have anxiety anytime someone pivots normal conversation into stuff like _“We’re living in the Matrix. Earth is flat. Elites drink the blood of babies. QAnonsense. Deep state. Stolen election. 9/11 trutherisms. Anti-woke/vax/women/logic/whatnot”_ or other conspiracies. It’s almost PTSD inducing.

[@user-xr9wp7cs3v]

@@JasonBrant tends to happen when you joke around with a rape apologist

[@user-xr9wp7cs3v]

@j_a_YR_a_r yeah seemed like ashit head tbh. Doubly so given how they didnt and wont address the fact that they were gassing up a pedo and sexual assaulter

[@tigrecito48]

budget for under siege was $35 million - box office - $156 million budget for under siege 2 - $60 million - box office - $104 million

[@JasonBrant]

Surprised this made that much money.

[@bmck-8400]

It reminds me a lot of speed 2…couldn’t do,a bus again…hhhmm how about a runaway ship…this… can’t do the navel ships…hhhhmmm…how about a train?

[@SlappyChop]

Perhaps Viking Samurai was born at night on a turnip truck?

[@this_is_who_we_are]

VS surely likes the shit out-of cookies...🤐

[@JTrixXx]

He had his mfkn birthday snatched.

[@heathcliffO_o]

Nah nah. Remember all those birthdays Seagal snatched? He gave them all to this guy.

[@Awwscrewit]

Ah yes, the film where Seagal attempted talk a 15 year Katherine Heigle into a full body massage.

[@JasonBrant]

Really? I hadn't heard that one. Christ.

[@genxer1]

@@JasonBrant I haven't heard it either but it totally sounds like something he would do.

[@Awwscrewit]

@@JK-uv9zj Yes.

[@Awwscrewit]

@@JasonBrant She's spoken about it on a few talk shows. There should be some clips up.

[@musingsofamadman3178]

Is segal friends with r Kelly?

[@MrE1981]

Seagal intentionally injures stuntmen on movie sets, Viking Samurai is absolutely deluded, as he is about Frank Dux.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

@MrE Viking Samurai called out Michael Bisping for an MMA fight last week, saying if Frank Dux trained him, he could beat Bisping, who is a UFC hall of famer and a former champion who went toe to toe with Anderson Silva. It's fair to say that you should take anything this guy says with a pinch of salt.

[@TheWonkster]

​​@@TheOrlandoTrustfullhe believes in the deep state and that Seagull's terrible book is basically real. He also clearly specifically buys shirts that are too small to make his mediocre arms look huge, so I would assume he thinks he's hot shit

[@VikingSamurai]

​@@TheOrlandoTrustfulllol, I'm playing chess not checkers dude, this actually lead to a world kickboxing title fight in Dubai for me!

[@VikingSamurai]

Rumors... Seagal is a legend!

[@RootofYishay]

@@VikingSamurai In his own mind

[@uptown710]

The fact that someone is out advocating for Segal has given me a whole headache. I must be in a coma or some fever dream. This isn’t real.

[@derpanzermacher9094]

You travelled to an alternate reality maybe

[@JasonBrant]

Not in a coma, just SBIG hell 🤣

[@adamcboyd]

Yea! What he said cause it makes total sense and isn't reductive, falsely equivalent, or subjective conjecture whatsoever! Let's do it! Let's tear it down! Tear it all down! OMG I'M SO HARD RIGHT NOW! YEAAAAA LET'S DO THIS!!!!!

[@RawheadRex1313]

​@@antimediaman9354commenting on every single comment being argumentative and using using any big word you can come up with makes you feel smart and special doesn't? Everyone who was complaining about samurai dudes being the worst thing about this review clearly didn't sit and read your bullshit

[@JvS1711]

​@@antimediaman9354 my word, you're confidently incorrect. "False equivalence" is the commonly used phrase, but that doesn't mean that "falsely equivalent" is grammatically incorrect. In fact, in the context of Adam's sentence it is grammatically fine.

[@stonecoldku4161]

I'm pretty sure it's after this movie when Seagal truly stopped trying in his movies.

[@JasonBrant]

Sure feels like it.

[@yvesheinrich5013]

Yup. That's probably the last movie which actually felt like a sort of blockbuster-type.

[@potatobike]

​6hp

[@pa.encema2821]

Glimmer Man was a good one too

[@timothysweezey1291]

Samurai Viking loses all credibility, saying Bruce Willis isn't an action star 😅

[@darrenredden3289]

I was appalled at his stupid comment

[@JasonBrant]

I can't wrap my head around that one either.

[@doktahv8837]

Jfc VK needs to get his mouth sewn shut

[@TalentCaldwell]

@@JasonBrant I think I get what he was trying to say (for example: John Travolta or Matt Damon have been in action movies but are not considered action stars) HOWEVER he is totally wrong to dismiss Willis and Cruise just because they have some good movies outside of the action genre. So does Liam Neeson, Mark Wahlberg, and Patrick Swayze, yet they are all recognized as action stars.

[@yvesheinrich5013]

@@TalentCaldwell I think that's the proper context. Before Willis actually became an action star since Die Hard, he was a legitimately good actor, being nominated for Emmy and Golden Globes. Even after he was established as an action star, he was doing Sixth Sense. Basically, if Willis wants to, he can show his range. And so the same goes for Wahlberg and Swayze.

[@stonecoldku4161]

Seagal's hair is so tightly pulled back into the ponytail that standing on top of a moving train didn't mess it up at all.

[@JasonBrant]

He's able to pull that rug super tight.

[@bal5884]

That rat's nest is on with some guerilla clue 😅

[@lb9355]

Never have Viking Shitterai on your show again. A complete black hole of charisma and intelligence.

[@ismaelkastalani4665]

I did not expect this collab to happen any time soon but here we go 😮😃❤

[@JasonBrant]

Good luck 🤣

[@overeasymode]

I swear that guy is in love with Segal.

[@jjryan1352]

Nostalgia blinders

[@VikingSamurai]

I plan to actually meet up with him in person, train and conduct a legendary interview

[@galm7]

He's on his knees with his mouth open for him.

[@mrhan88]

Hahaha i love both channels but i'm with u guys when it comes to seagull...seeing Erin rolling her eyes more than once when the defender of seagal starts defending him is pure gold 🤣👀

[@JasonBrant]

Erin won't have any part of defending Seagal.

[@Likexner]

I think the guy is trolling. He often has that little twitchy smile in the corner of his mouth when hes praising Sifu.

[@nheuk3]

@@LikexnerHe’s not trolling. I’ve watched some of his videos. He seems to be some kind of aspiring stunt man or B movie actor. He really buys into the BS of 90’s to 00’s action stars. It was very strange to watch.

[@backtoearth1983]

Erin checks the F out of Viking's schtick before the 5min mark. I can see why this guy loved Segal, he LOVES the sound of his own voice.

[@KGH3000]

He's around right now commenting in threads on this video where people criticized him. Dude is obsessed with himself.

[@JasonBrant]

Erin hates Seagal more than I do, which is saying something. But she's met David before, so it wasn't like she was ambushed by this.

[@VikingSamurai]

@@KGH3000 engaging with comments does not constitute being obsessed with myself, I find this quite amusing and I'm entertained.

[@KGH3000]

@@VikingSamurai it's just really sad bro. you're making me sad.

[@Marcel_Wendigo]

@@VikingSamurai I got no idea why some people got this offended by you for one single video and some comments. I really like this episode and wouldn't mind if you came back for more.

[@playlist9980]

Erin, Marlon Brando frequently read his lines. That's the level of genius we're talking about. Seagal plays in that league.

[@JasonBrant]

Except Seagal is lacking in talent.

[@playlist9980]

@@JasonBrant He matches him pound for pound in ego though!

[@alexakaa.charlesross8919]

They both subscribed to the same caterer.

[@rensm7873]

I’ve never seen a collab that made me want to see the guest channel’s content less.

[@WrathOfGrapesN7]

"I think if you somehow make Katharine Heigl seem relatable, things have gone... poorly." 🤣🤣🤣

[@briancoulombe4517]

I was honestly expecting you to take Sunday off after the Breen-athon.

[@011keepers]

I am just glad they are alive..after all that

[@chilldragon4752]

I swear I remember reading that Segal wanted his character to be some kind of werewolf or something in Under Siege 2 but the writers told him that wouldn't work.

[@JasonBrant]

Seriously? 🤣

[@alexakaa.charlesross8919]

That would've been amazing! Now I want a Seagal werewolf movie

[@sacredf8]

Well, there is an actor in this movie who was a werewolf at one point. Everett McGill.

[@DoomyMacDoomface]

"I wanna be like Blade, but instead of being a dhampir I wanna be like a werewolf type creature." "No, Steven. It makes no sense. Why would you come up with such an idea?" "I just wanna."

[@pa.encema2821]

That could've been a seperate movie

[@CalRoberts-gx3jt]

Sensi has reincarnated into several things over the years, Nostradumus, A Buddist Monk, Muddy Waters, Detroits greatest sherif, Dracula, a flying chicken with severe ADHD The list goes on & on

[@JasonBrant]

Dracula 🤣 🤣

[@padmelotus]

You forgot shill for Putin.

[@CalRoberts-gx3jt]

That's too obvious, wanted to make the comparisons fun

[@BadlandsChugs]

Love your channel so much!! Can you please do "Galaxy Of Terror"? It's a Roger Corman alien ripoff that James Cameron worked on, and used what he learned from this to make Aliens.

[@BarkerVancity]

holy, neverheard of this. i gotta check this out

[@00tree]

“Smooth and suave”… lol!!! Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Seafood seagull is many things. Smooth and suave is not two of them…

[@jjryan1352]

More like sloth and smarmy

[@mladenkulic446]

Funny thing about Under Siege 2, the writers Richard Hatem & Matt Reeves who wrote the screenplay before it was reworked for the final product, and only 2 things were kept from their contribution, big teddy bear and the line: "good evening ladies and gentlemen this is your captor speaking". Katherine Heigl quote about Seagal: On the last day of shooting, and again, I had just turned 16 on this movie, and he said: ‘you know Katie, I got girlfriends your age,’. And I said: ‘Isn’t that illegal?’ And he said: ‘They don’t seem to mind.’ And I said: ‘Mom!’… I’m not making that up. Under Siege 2 had the budget cost of 104 million.

[@JasonBrant]

$104 million? What the hell? EDIT - Someone else said that's the money it made at the box office.

[@mladenkulic446]

@@JasonBrant Yeah sorry my bad it was the box office. 60 million budget.

[@seraphimvalkyrin4543]

I was confused how someone could defend someone like Steven Seagal but then I looked at his channel and his tagline says it all. It fully gives me the mindset that this guy has in the sense that no matter how many terrible things a person they idolize has done, they will always find a way to defend them and discredit or downplay anything that tries to prove otherwise.

[@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg]

Under Siege 3 was the rest of Sifu's career

[@JasonBrant]

🤣 🤣

[@carldzoga1348]

What was it Weird Al said? 'I've got MORE chins than Chinatown'! 😂😂

[@YondanDrill]

Imagine being a fan of Seagal, no thanks.

[@JasonBrant]

Brian wore Seagal colored glasses during some of these movies and it didn't help.

[@csmadisun]

So, Viking Samurai was right: Seagal actually wore a girdle in this film because he'd put on too much weight. That's not a joke - he really did that. He told people he'd lose the weight at some point... which, given how big he'd get, is pretty hilarious.

[@JasonBrant]

That's hilarious.

[@jculver1674]

The fact that they play the same piece of music every time Seagal fights someone in this movie will never stop being funny to me.

[@JasonBrant]

Damn, I didn't notice that.

[@ExplosiveNotes]

Seagal was granted Russian citizenship on November 3, 2016; according to government spokesman Dmitry Peskov, "He was asking quite insistently and over a lengthy period to be granted citizenship." While various media have cited Seagal and President Vladimir Putin as friends and Seagal stated that he "would like to consider [Putin] as a brother", Putin has distanced himself from Seagal; Peskov is reported to have said: "I wouldn't necessarily say he's a huge fan, but he's definitely seen some of his movies." - wiki

[@padmelotus]

This, "distancing", didn't stop Seagal recording pro-Putin / anti-Ukranian TV propaganda for him during this current war.

[@ExplosiveNotes]

I didn't know that, but I'm not surprised @@padmelotus

[@fakeyf2]

Segeal had some pretty good Aikido technique in his earlier movies. His joint breaking and body smashing was unparalleled and quiet cinematic. So he can be defended on that level at least and those earlier works were entertaining as late 80's/early 90's action flicks. Beyond that he really is a POS human being and the worst ambassador for Aikido imaginable. Indefensible.

[@JasonBrant]

I legitimately enjoyed the limb breaking he did early on. It pales compared to the sit fighting in his later movies, though.

[@pdmore123]

Your comment is exactly what i think

[@fakeyf2]

Sit fighting, eh? Could it be said that Seagal has created an entirely new form of marital art? Has he attained such a deep understanding of Aikido, which is based on pure movement, that he has passed beyond and through it to manifest an art based on no movement? Will it join legendary fighting skills like Drunken boxing, Jeet Kun Do, Din Mak, 8 Diagram Pole fighting, Eagle Claw, or even, Flying Guillotine? The mind boggles.

[@genxer1]

Yeah, I have to admit, I enjoyed his earlier movies. You nailed it.

[@exidy-yt]

Well fuggin' said. I really REALLY enjoyed his first 4 or 5 movies, and then I took my girlfriend and future wife to see 'on deadly ground' after praising Seagal to her. I left the theatre apologizing to her. It was the start of a decline that never stopped.

[@Hummelsbusch]

The Viking Samurai is one special kind of individual. If you can't say something nice, don't say anything.

[@LetsGetitBoah]

Red Dead Aclips SBIG Fun facts: Edit: holy crap, Viking samurai knew every fact that I laid out here. That is too funny!! 😂 While producing Under Siege 2 Steven Seagal started wearing a girdle to contain his belly fat, this was apparently a temporary fix as he intended to lose the excess weight eventually. This has not occurred. Also Gary Busey for some reason was hired to be the villain despite being in and dying in the first Under Siege. He was also given a pay or play deal, meaning he got paid whether he filmed or not. He of course was never in Under Siege 2, but was still paid $750,000. Which apparently came out of Seagals co-producer salary.

[@JasonBrant]

The Gary Busey thing is so Hollywood it's hilarious.

[@PabloHernandez-yo9qd]

​@@JasonBrant you and your friends are a big joke

[@renegadeleader1]

Brenda Bakke is the "sultry" actress. She was in Hot Shots: Part Deux as well as Gunhed and Demon Knight which are prime candidates for So Bad It's Good if you haven't done them already.

[@JasonBrant]

Kicking myself for not recognizing her from Demon Knight. I love that movie.

[@DeanStrickson]

I remember her best from a Star Trek TNG episode. She’s the lead woman on the planet that wanted to kill Wesley for screwing up their garden.

[@shrapnel77]

@@DeanStrickson Everybody wanted to kill Wesley Crusher. She has to get in line.

[@waylonmercy1533]

Hot shots is parody.

[@MikeHawke83]

*Gunmen

[@TalentCaldwell]

I really CANT with this guy….🤨🧐. He sounds like a flat Earther.

[@KGH3000]

I've watched flat earthers in debates, they sound smarter and nicer than this dudebro

[@VikingSamurai]

Definitely Not a flat earther

[@jackjumper4231]

12:51 Stephen has a black belt in aikido, which is the Dane Cook of martial arts, also, the person who gave him his black belt, fell asleep during Stephens demonstration and he got a black belt anyway.

[@scottvincent3062]

Seagull is the Amy Schumer of aikido, at least Cook was occasionally funny.

[@chriscypert8616]

Did “Viking Samurai” really say that Segal accidentally brushed Katherine Heigl? Google the photos. Segal is literally just standing there with his left hand flat on her 16-year-old breast. It’s cringey AF.

[@Uncle_T]

Maybe, just maybe there are valid reasons for why it's popular to shit on Shitfu Seagal nowadays. Maybe perchance perhaps possibly.

[@matthewgriffin253]

Jason your comebacks "most conmen do" brilliant.

[@bmck-8400]

The heavy anger coming out about the guest viewers thoughts is kind of killing the usual fun vibes of the show.

[@shawnfrieler1187]

Couldn’t bring myself to finish this one, I’ll catch you on the next episode.

[@Kauto36]

I spent the whole time trying to read Erin’s T-shirt 😂

[@jjryan1352]

I was imagining the opening credits

[@F1_780]

Wow, Dave is now a jacked martial artist.

[@ericstevens8744]

Hell yeah another episode of SBIG ….. It’s a great day to be a movie fan 👍 Thank you Jason and crew !!!!

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks!

[@LaughnCry27]

Erin's facial expressions throughout this whole experience are the best parts 😂

[@Bullorg]

I got to 2:45 and I'm out. Not watching someone defend Segal.

[@padmelotus]

I nearly turned it off several times, but I was half expecting him to break character and admit that this was a misguided and unfunny Andy Kaufman type bit, where he was just pretending to be an asshole who worshipped an egotistical, dictator-loving, sex pest, bully. But, no.

[@timothybrown2907]

0:35 The best part of a Sifu video everybody sing it with me now

[@Judgementxxx]

Steven, Steven Seagal!!!

[@meggastar1]

To pay tribute to Viking Samurai’s name, which combines two complete unrelated cultures, from different sides of the world, which have nothing in common, are totally unrelated, and existed, chronologically, at different points in time, I’ve created this list of super rad names that combine some unlikely, yet truly compelling combinations: Nazi Amazon Ninja Conquistador Cowboy Ballerina Zulu Aussie Assassin Baby Crocodile Panty Sniffer

[@padmelotus]

Seagal Decent Human Being

[@VikingSamurai]

I have Northern European and Japanese bloodlines, among others. Nothing wrong with embracing your mixed heritage!

[@B.-T.]

​@@VikingSamuraiI had a feeling that was the reason.

[@benives254]

Maybe having the president of the seagel fan club on wasn't the best move..... 😅

[@SealBeMe]

I’m 11 minutes in and I can almost guarantee your Viking buddy has more than one hat made of tinfoil

[@T.Ross.]

😂👏

[@s8r5dad]

I want to make it clear because my sister, kids, friends, parents all love you guys Jason!!!! All subscribers!!! Dave is my spirit person as well I think. 😂😂 Love you guys Just no more Viking who supports sexual predators.

[@ashleyneku5432]

Unfortunate Jason hired him to be in his film, so he's basically now obligated to have him on the show because blatant misogyny is a great fit for a channel that reacts to independent films that often show shocking amounts of homophobia, racism and misogyny.

[@ronmastrio2798]

Is it true that Americans have no idea what sarcasm is and take absolutely everything at face value?

[@MyGreengecko]

Fun fact about this movie. This was the first movie where he was overweight. He was wearing a corset the entire movie to look slimmer, its why they played with the light, to hide his weight. Seagals logic was that he would lose the weight, before making his next movie. And we have all seen how that worked out.

[@StevenKleinfelter]

12 seconds into this and I'm done with this guy. Absolute denial. Had to stop watching.

[@StevenKleinfelter]

I just don't like contrarians acting like they see more nuances than the rest of us. They just like sounding smarter than everyone else.

[@KGH3000]

@@StevenKleinfelter I mean, the guy doesn't even really suggest that there's more nuance, he just outright says that women and underage girls lied about being harassed and assaulted by Seagal

[@StevenKleinfelter]

@@KGH3000 good point

[@Michael-gj7kn]

I've heard flat earth conspiracies that hold more water than VikingSamurai's justification of Seagal.

[@forthejourney9537]

fact: Viking Samurai's had that t-shirt since 3rd grade

[@VikingSamurai]

Wrong, 2nd grade!

[@dennisdale6404]

I was on the mat with Seagal a couple years before he made in any movies. I can honestly say fame didn't change him. He was a steaming pile then, and now he's a old, Putin loving steaming pile.

[@arnoudzoet8234]

That dude standing up for Seagal reminds me of jehovas at my door

[@Eisenwulf666]

Nothing against Viking Samurai, he seems like a cool dude. I could even agree on certain points he makes. That said, he disrupts a bit the flow of the episode and i cannot stomach him defending Seagal on the allegations of sexual misconduct. The weight, the acting, whatever Seagal has on his head, it's all in good fun. The allegations ...not so much.

[@waylonmercy1533]

@@antimediaman9354ya dude, all of these allegations from many different people, are all lies.

[@waylonmercy1533]

@@antimediaman9354 in the human brain we have the ability to take information and come to a likely conclusion based off information. I’m assuming you’re a defender of OJ Simpson innocence as well. And that standard is in court. Not the public.

[@leoarc1061]

What a question to ask: "Erin, why don't you like Steven Seagal?" He's way behind the curve on this one.

[@FurryStockings]

All the sexual/harrassment allegations against steven seagal, and this dude is seriously gonna sit there and praise him the entire time? this was a weird choice and it just makes me pissed off honestly lol

[@cassidywest5539]

he is trolling the comment section giving people attitude and spewing the "seagal is the best thing ever" bullshit

[@michaelmyers3709]

Said it yourself. Just allegations. Has he actually ever been charged or found guilty? Doubtful.

[@Joecbg100]

​@@michaelmyers3709where there's smoke...... there's fire dude

[@danielbullock1019]

The silver-haired bad guy was the werewolf priest from "Silver Bullet", which also starred Gary Busey.

[@TheWaffleman54]

He's also in Licence to Kill as one of Sanchez's henchmen and appears in a number of David Lynch productions, most famously Twin Peaks.

[@C.L.Hinton]

Everett McGill! Also, he was Stilgar in the 1984 Dune.

[@chipchippahson]

Yup Everett McGill. He was also in People Under The Stairs. Both of which were FANTASTIC.

[@LetsGetitBoah]

He was also one of the main crazy folks in The People Under the Stairs.

[@cwhitney1972]

Everett McGill also played “the lead” in Quest for Fire.

[@pothead9963]

I barely stuck in for this one, the only thing that kept me was you guys maintaining your stance on Sifu and not changing it to appease or avoid a conversation about him. This Viking Goober is delusional in his support of this POS. 11:14 hell no.

[@briancoulombe4517]

If Kurtwood calls Steven a dumbass, the movie will get a 10 out of 10

[@sacredf8]

Great video, I always found Seagal's older movies to be pretty fun. Love the train fight scene and the end fight with Everett McGill. Great cast, too. Patrick Kilpatrick, Peter Greene, Everett McGill, Jonathan Banks, and even Kurtwood Smith from Robocop is in this as well.

[@ryaneugenepeck]

I was excited about this video and then Viking Samurai started talking.

[@KGH3000]

so disappointing

[@DHSpeedWalker]

Yep. "Everyone hates Seagal for no reason, and all of the hundreds of stories everyone tells about him are made up." Sure. Makes sense.

[@jessehayes8052]

Nobody apparently wanna hear Seagals side, and just wanna drink the Hollywood kool-aid

[@DHSpeedWalker]

@@jessehayes8052 Seagal's side being, what, "everyone is lying except me"?

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

A movie where he has an actual studio behind it and budget. Where he doesn't write, direct and act all by himself. That is filmed in an expensive location instead of somewhere in eastern europe. Where he actually moves and fights and even macguyvers stuff together. A movie where he gets hit and has to overcome challenges. With a villain that casually no-sells attacks

[@PuReWiReZ]

Oh wow, the Sifu Apologist used the phrase "The Deep State" and it only took a few minutes.

[@UberNeuman]

Seagal doesn't need to have a six-pack when he's hauling a keg.

[@acquiesce100]

The real fans of the 90's simply wanted to see him do his Aikido. That's all.

[@JasonBrant]

You didn't want to watch him save the environment by blowing up an oil refinery.

[@acquiesce100]

Haha. Not at all. I was his biggest fan growing up as a kid , Jason but I have never seen someone who was so on top of his game end up becoming so weird and odd whilst letting himself go like he has done. He lost 99.9% of his students and at his Aikido seminar in Paris in 1999, we had to watch him literally make his student put on his pink slippers for him while he sat on his throne. His ego was so out of wack. It was pathetic. That is when we all knew it was the start of the downfall of him. Avery complicated man with a talent for tall tales. I was one of the very few who had a copy of a documentary that was made about him in 2001 which was shown on E-Online a TV channel back in early 2000's and they pretty much predicted the way he would eventually end up. Strange man. So glad I eventually left his Aikido.

[@supersaiyanbino]

4:58 It was at this moment you could hear all the viewers in unison give a giant "PFFFT!!!"

[@padmelotus]

I suppose that slime is a kind of lubricant and so it could potentially make someone smooth... ?

[@mikeyeager5244]

I honestly LOVE EVERY EPISODE of SBIG!!....... except for THIS ONE!!!.... Viking Samurai defending Mr.Bullsheeto AND THEN saying Bruce Willis is NOT an action star!!!??? Who tf is this guy!! Lol 😂. And calling Seagal a "Martial Arts Master AND an expert marksman"!!!??? This guy spits BS out the wazoo!!! I don't think he really knows what he's talking about half the time!!! Hahaha

[@badbirdkc]

This movie was actually pretty groundbreaking when it came to green screen VFX. Something like 50 minutes of the movie involved green screen, which was unheard of at the time. When Cinefex magazine did their 20th anniversary retrospective, they asked a bunch of experts to name their favorite movie FX (at the time, I think it was 1980-2000), and someone specifically mentioned this movie. For better or worse, you can trace green screen movie making directly to this movie.

[@derpanzermacher9094]

Is Steven Seagal the biggest donor for Viking's patreon?

[@VikingSamurai]

I wish!

[@kiernansmith4382]

Got invited to NYC Comic-Con by a buddy and only one cosplay popped into my head. The great obese sifu seagul

[@user-ss3wb8he7h]

This is your max landis moment

[@etincg82]

Never ever have Viking back on again.

[@soiartdeco8848]

wowow has Erin finally understood the purpose of the channel? Was absolutely awesome to see her educate the quest. Yes it was a "fine" movie and hence s.h.i.t. Well done Erin. You are now officially part of the team :)

[@izidororaziel4918]

Great to see a real Seagal's fan commenting about this movie. Seagal deserves so much praise and respect. His movies, like Stallone, stand the test of time

[@SuperjoeV1]

I'm honestly more surprised none of you called out how the effects went to complete shit in the last 5 minutes of the movie, like "run out of money" bad.

[@joeschmidt246]

Viking hotboxes Steven Segals farts while smiling