Simp DM Attacks Player At Disney World - DnD Horror Stories

[@DnDDoge]

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[@Sigilstone17]

Doge never said there was repercussions for unsubsribing so I unsubbed and then subbed a few times for more Lucky headpats

[@kevinchong5424]

So, you're that kind of person. Finally found a kindred spirit

[@FordPrefict42]

I wanna say that would be cheating the system, but it is lowkey/highkey genius.

[@turtletablet1504]

Yay lucky

[@AtelierGod]

NEET, Not in Education, Employment or Training.

[@DnDDoge]

Was wondering that

[@DoomsdayR3sistance]

@@DnDDoge It's a term used a lot in Japanese anime and manga, however the term actually originates from the UK government to describe those particular types of people.

[@TBTabby]

15:52 Incels' dislike for "Chad" is pure envy. Worse, it's envy of a person who doesn't really exist.

[@macro3751]

they mad they got no game and have as much of a personality as a piece of dog crap that got stepped on

[@akaiyoru2681]

Yeah, they have this unrealistic image of a guy who gets all the women he wants, that it is given and genetic, so they might as well give up and be pissed off at women for not wanting them and guys for getting them. All of that instead of looking at themselves and trying to improve. Ultimately who it damages the most is them, being so obsessed over relationship, 'cause that's what it is. A pure obsession subliming into envy which sublimes into the contempt and wrath towards those who don't deserve it

[@shadiafifi54]

Heh. The Hal name was _very_ apt. Especially in light of a line in the movie climax. "You made a fool out of me!" "You did the fool thing all on your own!"

[@Akiku2]

“NEET” is an acronym for “not in education or employment training”.

[@robertocova73]

About the first story, OP is a heroe. Sure, it was very terrible that he got punched so hard to the point that their friends had to take him to the hospital. But, I think it was the only thing to do to make this creep/incel stop.

[@Arcticmaster1190]

Toward the end twist, as they say: “Bruises heal, humiliation is forever.” I am glad things seemed to work out for the better for *most* of the parties involved.

[@hikaru9624]

“I’ll be calling the new DM Hal after the character in Megamind”….oh….oh no….

[@ccggenius]

It's ok, I'm sure Bubba from cell block D will make sure he's never "touch starved" again.

[@liamdalemon1525]

Let's hope they get off to a good start though considering... Well you know, if Hal sees someone go from good friend to "DON'T YOU (language) TOUCH ME" just because they wouldn't stop getting between you and your best friend (dude you gotta talk things out) then some minor conflict might ruin any relationship he may have with said person. Best of luck to him though. May he find some close friends to... Okay I can't even write this stuff without laughing XD

[@stanieldasboot953]

You know, I have a fucking panic disorder, and when I get paranoid about my friends I *keep that shit to myself*. Even if he was actually paranoid, thats no excuse to use that against people.

[@WladcaPodziemia]

I dunno about that "adoption" and giving sex in exchange for rent and burger... Both are adults, BUT one is in bad situation and other one seems to be taking advantage of it

[@DnDDoge]

Does seem kinda dubious

[@realdragon]

Definatelly not the same situation but sometimes in relationship abused person refuses to leave. So even with consent it can be bad

[@marybdrake1472]

It is a very exploitative arrangement all right.

[@DoomsdayR3sistance]

It's a sugar daddy arrangement, it's not illegal but it is a very dubious and morally questionable practice.

[@cjcoen1043]

they're fine and the chick just wants an easy life. she could have easily gotten a job and left his ass, nothings keeping here there lol

[@dead_vibes]

So cousin Handsy (I was gonna call him brody but he's too gross) is touch starved but when a guy touches him, he turns into the hulk? Ok. Press S to spit.

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

I hope Lucky knows that he is a perfect being and deserves all the headpats in the universe.

[@ajn_rules_5074]

I will never understand the thinking process of these "Nice Guy"/ Incels who keep pursuing the girl when they are already in a relationship. It's just sad and pathetic, good job on OP for taking and enduring assault, so that guy can hopefully get behind bars for a while

[@lordofuzkulak8308]

@AJN_RULES_50 - in their own minds they probably cast themselves in the role of the protagonist of a rom com; you know, the sort of character that’s in the friend zone at the start of the film while the main female character is in a relationship with a clearly abusive/assholish guy, but she doesn’t see it until the end of the film where she dumps him and hooks up with the protagonist after realising he was her true love all along? Ironically they themselves have more in common with the asshole boyfriend but are selectively blind to it. Also, they don’t seem to realise that those films are unrealistic in their portrayals of relationships anyway.

[@liamdalemon1525]

I think the hardest part of being in that position is that pretty much no matter what you do, you can't get what you want and you can only watch as the person you loved drifts further and further away from you for the new guy on the street, struggling with the fact that you might have been so close, but now you can't make any moves or else you seem like the bad guy. It's just depressing, but what do I know, I don't even have any experience in dating to begin with.

[@ChuckPalomo]

@@liamdalemon1525 Obession is not love, it's a nasty self destructive thing. People like that try to live vicariously through others. It's like a sickness, and even if they get together with the other person they only become more obsessive, abusive, and hungry for control.

[@sagekoh3158]

More clips of lucky singing the song of his people please. He’s got a singing voice 😻

[@jrepra]

Story 1: A lack of a filter is not an excuse to act like a horrible person. It's a common fallback that makes no sense. Heck, I have no filter and yet I'm not a monster about it. I don't accept that as a reply for someone being a jerk, as its clearly targeted malice. Especially if you didn't learn your lesson and keep stepping over the same exact lines while using that excuse. Take responsibility for your actions and grow up instead of making excuses for being a horrible person.

[@kevinchong5424]

Came for the doge, stayed for Lucky

[@lazyDude77]

For the last story, people from a gaming background just might not understand the concept of meta gaming. To them it's only natural that you be prepared. I used to be one and my whole group snapped at me when I sayed that the banshee should only have one death scream. Instead of assuming the worst and being passive aggressive the op could have pulled them to the side and explained what meta gaming meant in rpgs and why it was disliked.

[@me0101001000]

How many subscriptions until Lucky gets his own channel?

[@TaleSeeker]

I was already subbed, does Lucky get the heatpat?

[@DnDDoge]

He gets all the pats

[@SCP-49668]

Subbed for Lucky headpats!

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I have subbed now give lucky his extra head pat Seriously though although i dont play DnD and I don’t think i ever will, these videos have been very entertaining and are greatly appreciated

[@Casandraelf]

oh my god he has a cute voice!

[@AdmiralBlackstar]

For those unfamiliar NEET is "Not in Education, Employment, or Training", and is basically what the OP on the first story said. Unemployed and not currently being trained or educated. As for their arrangement, it seems similar to a sugerdaddy but less glamorous. I've heard of some similar arrangements being similar to the patronage system of the old days allowing creative types to produce without the pressures of working just to survive and leaving no time to create what may take time to be profitable, but the vast majority of the time (almost always) it ends up...well like this or worst. If it were to be done ethically, you'd need to have some money for the "adoptee" to leave at will...like say, a month or two worth of rent and expenses kept in a safe or account they won't touch unless they wish to leave, so the adopter can't hold the adoptee's livelihood (for lack of a better word) over their head should they wish to leave. But even that still feels borderline, and unfortunately you have far too many guys like this who'd still try to take advantage somehow.

[@deepseastonecore3017]

Thanks 4 all the hard work.

[@janscarfi4299]

Just do it for Lucky

[@DnDDoge]

lucky appreciates

[@MissHaro777]

Pet Lucky! Pet him now!

[@solarchos4352]

Headpats for the Micro-Panther! ALL the headpats!

[@jeremyriley1238]

Wow, that first story shows how the person in the wrong is very messed up to the point of not taking no for an answer. I mean, he adopts a random stranger from one of the most controversial message boards to live with him for that, and when she finds a girlfriend, he gets so angry, on a trip to Disney World, he goes as far as to send the OP to the hospital when he stops him from getting near her. I hope the perv is rotting in prison for what he did (even though it will just be for assaulting OP since the "adoption" and payment was done with consent).

[@EnbiousTanuki]

For those who have never heard of it, being touch-starved *is* a very real thing, and it can very much effect the mood of someone for the worst. I am someone who is generally easily touch-starved but also dislike being touched out of nowhere(I happen to be on the spectrum, so I work out with my friends that we make sure that either of us are about to touch each other. We are also very very affectionate in very wholesome physical sense, usually hugs.) Having explained what touch starved is, I will now give my opinion on the rest of the story: I 100% believe that this Hal guy was weaponizing a very real thing to get what he wanted, making those who do experience it for real look bad. In fact, it feels as though everything he did was in the name of weaponizing and emotionally/mentally abusive *at the least* after all, behind closed doors, he may have also been s**ually abusive, and it definitely seems he would be that type of guy. For those who have managed to get through this entire comment, I am so so sorry for the length, and I 100% hope everyone is having a very lovely day/evening, staying safe, and staying hydrated!

[@end0572]

0:22 deal

[@BlackFrostCoven]

Lucky is so damn cute

[@DnDDoge]

IKR?

[@trevorwhitham6742]

Love is temporary blankets are eternal

[@Svartalf14]

My first DM was really, really bad.... my first game ever, we were 1st lvl and he TPK'd us with a single bugbear. Second game, I started with a CG priest of Thor, that he forcibly changed to LG and becoming a priest of a stupid deity he had invented, the god of South, complete with accent. (I normally speak a purer, Loire valley accent of French)... but I did not let myself be discouraged, and that was 40 some years ago.

[@LexiMae707]

0:33 I hit my subscribe button faster than I expected. Also I like DnD lol so it works out for Lucky and me.

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Subbed for Lucky. Lucky must get all the head pats.

[@Svartalf14]

Curse you doge, how can one refuse a like for Lucky?

[@annashapiro7503]

Head pats for Lucky!!

[@ChaosCounseling]

Just because of your thumbnail I dub that guy Simp Punch man.

[@zeiadork324]

I'm six months late but I hope Lucky still gets that headpat!

[@thomasferris1905]

Lol exotic place, so they went to the most iconic tourist trap theme park on the face of the earth

[@madvulcan8964]

I don’t know, something about OP Went about this did seem like the best way to handle the situation. Like after finding out about “he’s-my-friend” and penny doesn’t tell the others in there group and try’s to handle that on his own without no input from anyone else. Like is OP majored in psychology or to be a therapist? And if not I say he took too long to address the issue and his worries with the girl, knowing letting her stay with the creep like that. “Oh but their consenting “””adults””” it’s alright” still don’t feel right.

[@Rtrstormghost327]

Wth this is crazy at the crazy player got put in cuffs he is going to be charged with assault and battery and aggravated assault

[@FordPrefict42]

Why is it that people who claim to not have a filter get butthurt when you give THEM the unfiltered truth?!? Also, there is a big difference between self depreciation and talk of suicide! I self deprecate. I am extremely good at it, considering that I grew up during a time when busting contests (Snaps) were popular. If I pull the end battle from 8 Mile then what can you say to hurt my feelings?!? Also, if you can't laugh at yourself, then you have no business laughing at anyone else. Using your life as a bargaining chip is completely wrong.

[@DallasBrownridge]

Pet da gato!

[@icecreamnoodles3742]

Bless Lucky. Best boi.

[@notoriouswhitemoth]

It wasn't consensual, it was coercive.

[@SquirrelGamez]

Okay you got me. I subscribed for Lucky.

[@TorsilClimber]

Good morning Doge ☕️

[@DnDDoge]

Morning!

[@catandrobbyflores]

Cutest cat meow ever!❤

[@SierraAngel1]

NEET: Not in Education, Employment or Training

[@Dualblades47]

I can't get over the mickey mouse opm thumbnail 🤣

[@vortega472]

I love Lucky! I'm in.

[@pandacosmique3309]

k' I subscribe. I can't ressist to cats

[@UltraArska666]

Fucking I started to feel responsible for Hal.... How i hate scammers and feel for Mr. Pretendsiously Depressed for Sympathies/Manipulation, for which Mr. aint too subtle about... 😑

[@thomasferris1905]

Sometimes violence IS the solution.

[@ieatpeopleand]

Violence is never the answer, it's the question, and the answer... is Yes.😎

[@screechingtoad2683]

On the lucky headpat thing... what if this video went viral and racked in 1million new subscribers?

[@pawli7470]

Question: If I resubscribe does lucky get a pat as well?

[@Hunter-ws4sk]

Does the Dnd doge have a discord server?

[@WladcaPodziemia]

I jsut unsubscribed and subrcibed 10 times. Get to those headpats.

[@Goneth]

I had to subscribe for Lucky

[@marcelblock2454]

First story, how is it concent, if one party is heavily dependent on the other?

[@prohet-econo]

wtf spends that much to play dnd at at an "exotic location" like Disney. just seems wasteful on multiple planes of existence

[@theunknowndude8878]

Cat

[@stevencavanagh7990]

Both Hal & Penny are in the wrong, yes he should have backed off when she started seeing someone, but she should have moved out ASAP, she was sleeping with the guy after all so to think he may not have had had an emotional attachment to her was very Naïve of her. or she was still sleeping with her and leading Hal along as well

[@billbobaggins3214]

Oh wow I'm so early!

[@sparrow_moon1110]

The first time I ever played DnD ended up going south, see I have very bad social anxiety, that too the point if people ask me what I'm going to do and I have to voice it I clam up and am unable to talk luckily these were all my friends and understood my issues I ended up ruining the first session due to a trigger being popped when none of us knew all of them It was kids going missing, and it was so bad that I completely crashed and went non-verbal for hours and after all of this, during the night? I ended up splitting from myself due to this google document being written about me by three separate people and two other friends sent me DMs about one of the trio messaging them I may have ruined my first DnD session because of an unknown trigger, but I also ruined the reputations of very bad folk at the same time! And lost a very close friend in the process I don't like thinking about that day, for many reasons, but I am currently giving DnD another shot with the same friend who ran the first session I was in, and we know all of my triggers this time! Eclipse of the Moon is an aberrant mind sorcerer who follows Cashetl the stellarstream pack leader, a homebrew god for my Tabaxi! Close companion to Lynette, a wood elf ranger. My first dnd character was a drow, whose name I forgot, but.. here's hoping I don't fuck up this session

[@WyntheRogue]

I hope your next session goes well for you, there are many accommodating groups out there willing to work with people and give advanced warnings to find out what some people are okay with and what they arent so as to make an engaging campaign yet one that wouldn't be too upsetting. Best of luck to you!

[@sparrow_moon1110]

@@WyntheRogue thanks! We're currently in the planning stages of the next campaign, theres currently three sorcerers XD And, yeah, i appreciate the knowledge given, will definitely be using it when this campaign ends or if it stalls out

[@2222nova3]

first

[@chtholly8084]

So, for the first story, Hal is 100% the villain, but if we're gonna talk about taking advantage of people, does anyone else feel like OP intentionally took advantage of Hal's anger issues to force him into committing a crime? It's like taunting a mad wild animal until the animal bites you and then going 'oh why oh why did the animal bite me?' It's like a civilian form of entrapment which... is a moral grey to say the least. I think it's not that controversial to say that OP brought the physical assault upon themselves by goading it. As someone who has a family member with anger issues, the last thing I'd ever do is intentionally goad them into being angry.

[@DnDDoge]

A slight insult doesn't excuse physical violence. That'd be like saying Chris Rock deserved to be slapped over a joke.

[@chtholly8084]

@@DnDDoge Will Smith doesn't have actual neurological anger issues though. If you can get angry enough to assault someone in a public place to the point the victim needs hospitalisation, you're either 1) a hardened criminal, 2) an angry dad who's child has just been messed with, or 3) someone with neurological anger issues, and clearly Hal isn't one of the first two. Having neurological anger issues isn't an excuse to do anything you want, but it is at the end of the day still a mental disorder and should be treated in the same way as goading someone on the spectrum or someone with clinical depression. It's really sad that people don't see neurological anger issues for what they are, a mental disorder.

[@chtholly8084]

Like, I'm not even remotely trying to say Hal was in the right, but it's not like they assaulted OP out of nowhere. OP goes into great detail about how they systematically goaded a mentally unstable person into snapping. How is it even remotely controversial to say that intentionally goading someone with mental issues into assaulting you isn't a morally good thing to do?

[@Sigilstone17]

I noticed this as well. OP's therapist was correct in OP seeing himself in Hal as they're both maliciously manipulative (also: OP having a therapist is a huge red flag that OP himself isn't a stable person)

[@dead_vibes]

@@Sigilstone17 I mean he's actually seeing a therapist so he's taking steps to change.