Sketch Gets Dating Advice From Theo

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[@senkoswim1421]

“Butterflies and the beer shits” poetic brother ☝🏼

[@Mendez1921_]

2 dudes with the tism fucking legend ep

[@Krooks44]

Theos thought process is so crazy. lol. Always hilarious, out of left field but in point. “Some people say eggs are the seafood of the farm” 😂😂😂

[@TheCodyMac]

I came looking for this comment! 😂🙌🏼

[@dondrippy1904]

Bro he just witted that out of nowhere😭 then he follows it up with women like the beach seafood lives right outside the beach😂

[@williammarson3051]

His brain was fried by the insane amounts of cocaine he has ingested

[@JustinBrooks-hh7gj]

Anyone catch how Theo checked himself at 2:30, apologized and asked his guest to continue his story. RESPECT, I could take some notes from his playbook. I unintentionally interrupt people constantly, Not even intentionally, especially when I'm excited about a topic being discussed

[@mullallylally]

Two of the internets most quotable characters

[@domanicvaldez]

Yup

[@benvanhorn]

"im like the UN, I'm just here to make love" my goodness what a line

[@minnesotatomcat]

Aggressive business lesbians 🤣🤣🤣

[@jasonmenke7423]

caught that as well, wtf, lmao.

[@thomaswilson6667]

That sent me

[@wandamiancrucifixplate3760]

Read that as it happened 🤣

[@pradleybee7828]

@@wandamiancrucifixplate3760same 😂

[@Devilish__]

lmao Theo said it as I was looking at your comment

[@skyelord6229]

"They got tablecloths there" lol.

[@nah3193]

There are 3 tiers of restaraunt: tablecoth>no tablecloth>paper tablecloth

[@RiseofMortals]

Theo definitely the type of person to think Olive Garden is fine dining, so it makes sense that he'd equate table clothes to fine dining

[@lpe655]

Theo has finally met his long-lost son!!!

[@Jake_4x4andcooks]

“I don’t know if its real yet.” Lmao ☠️

[@bobbyperlongo4360]

“Eggs are the seafood of the farm” is hilarious

[@Jake_4x4andcooks]

“I like to move light.” 💪

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

He ended up moving light. Having relatable people around you I don’t think has ever been refused in the history of man. Unless you got some issues with the mental.

[@mokeyallaucope8987]

dude this ur 3rd comment about him stop 🥩🚴‍♂️

[@Jake_4x4andcooks]

@@mokeyallaucope8987 you lame.

[@Jake_4x4andcooks]

Theo and Sketch? This is iconic, brother. 🙌

[@Thecrazyraven.]

Who is sketch?

[@SmickyD]

@@Thecrazyraven. an up and coming gaming streamer. he is an awkward but lovable type. really funny on the mic.

[@ghostfrieza2904]

​@@SmickyD cringe

[@SmickyD]

@@ghostfrieza2904 change your name before you go calling people cringe sweetheart.

[@Mikeyspikey69420]

@@ghostfrieza2904cringe

[@bradp3022]

This whole episode is going to explode. Theo got sketch at the perfect time.

[@ChristIsKing876]

"Im like the UN" that was so quick and funny. This guy bro 😂

[@XxsoljAaBoy]

Sketch mentions his first date was yesterday but then he goes onto saying he got married in Vegas 😆 I know that threw Theo off and had him confused there haha

[@aelfwealld]

Yea man that was sketchy as hell

[@sperez3275]

⁠@@aelfwealldyea true he’s kinda sketch…

[@MerchGrows]

One day I’ll work enough to have my very own tablecloth

[@bgreasy6318]

this kid is such a sweetheart . good on yah brother for having him on your show, love it

[@joshbrooks796]

"Some say eggs are the seafood of the farm." So quick and subtle😂

[@ReaIistik]

“A lot of stepdads and aggressive business lesbians will drink on flights” Is a WILD line 💀💀💀💀

[@americanfirst4378]

Theo made sketch more nervous than anyone has so far 😂

[@harrisonqueen123]

This man is funny, haven’t seen Theo crack up this much before

[@anthonyk9935]

Thank you brother

[@killervacuum]

when theo said "eggs are the seafood of the farm" i had to pause it and think on that

[@dianem.99]

Dating advice from Theo?😳 Run away Sketch, run far away!😜

[@RealMTBAddict]

Theo is gonna die single just like me 😂

[@IvanMi22]

Sketch is such a good guy

[@liljosh2596]

Sketch and Theo? Can we get a series 😂 this is golden

[@jerrycaddie838]

This was amazing. This was like Theo on Theo

[@malcolmfinley8925]

Just found the factory I work at is closing down , thank God for this pod brother

[@RobTheMiner]

Fk that place brother! Everything happens for a reason, use this as an opportunity for something better.

[@jonnymorpeth6520]

I love young sketch!! I hope he goes far in life.

[@walther89]

"trying open doors, when shit pretty hard when fast walkers"

[@alwaysready4017]

This made my morning..

[@vambo13257]

Theo is the best

[@kristymckean]

It’s Tuesday Tuesday!!! 🦅

[@clinth5525]

"butterflies with a little bit of the beer sh*ts"

[@dambroangling2828]

I'm officially a fan sketch 😂

[@X1ZR]

Get this man on love on the spectrum

[@WillLarkin]

I agree, the kid could use some help, too

[@iLurq]

@@WillLarkinyou guys seem to not be actual fans of sketch, he’s playing a character.

[@blazinl8135]

​@iLurq its the mannerisms, micro expression and pace at which he talks. He is on the spectrum as well as playing into a character

[@WillLarkin]

@@iLurq I think my joke missed the mark The main idea was I getting at was that Theo belongs on Love on the Spectrum

[@WillLarkin]

@@iLurq and yeah I have no fuckin clue who Sketch is, he seems like an alright fella

[@anthonycolon22]

“It’s hard to open doors when she’s a fast walker”… truer words have never been spoken.

[@John2000sBaby]

this kid definitely has a touch of the tism

[@keiththompson4721]

Damn I was having a bad day and this guy has me happy and laughing.

[@G__Mason]

This sketch cat is everywhere lol

[@KateElizabeth1013]

I’m like the UN 💀

[@wandamiancrucifixplate3760]

I'm just here to make love 😂

[@nigelgarcia7551]

Nice to see Sketch collab with some new upcoming people

[@briankoch9786]

Sketch making it big ❤️

[@tysonjohnson737]

It's funny and cute at the same time with these two!

[@greggreg2263]

Sketches on fire 🔥 now, especially with his new Lamborghini

[@robertrogers8519]

You really made it brother

[@calebamparan3502]

Theo and sketch need ther own pod

[@christiank856]

Yes sir theo

[@RobTheMiner]

This poor guy is going to get taken advantage of by most women he meets I can see it already

[@hector579]

He a natural player

[@Smokeyxz]

His whole character is an act.

[@user-pe1fz9wp7l]

My boi sketch got them dad nikes going

[@user-kq7ri9zd7t]

Seafood lives next to the beach 😂

[@c240flores]

Boy got that prepaid cricket wireless love plan

[@dariogomez8521]

Theo is the last guy you want relationship advice from lmao

[@tiananman]

damb these guys have some kind of chemistry

[@NewWokeMedia]

Theo on point with the seafood play 🤷‍♂️😂 Work like a charm. Have some Narwhals Rolled ice cream for dessert

[@phatgringo2.0]

This guy stole my girl and I'm not even mad, he's so adorable!

[@ElixerS5]

Flickin the bean to his twitch streams?

[@JuanRojas-is1gq]

“Give me back my fucking crab cakes shorty” 😭😭😭😭😭

[@705perdue3]

They have table clothes! Haha that's fine dinning

[@samurairebel8]

A gentleman never tells. "Nick Diaz"

[@MiMi-Music-Official]

I have Autism and I could easily adapt to Sketch's humour so quickly it's crazy 😭🤣

[@moniquemcneely878]

Love it ❤😂😂

[@GoronMerchant]

Here we go brothers!

[@locodrew7467]

😂😂😂 I love this

[@wandamiancrucifixplate3760]

Butterflies with a little bit of the beer shits 🤣🤣

[@jellymop]

They sound like thr same person separated by 20 years lol

[@thecommonsensecapricorn]

I have been to Nashville once. Bar hopping on Broadway as well. I got the most drunk I’ve gotten in years. Like room was spinning drunk, and my friend and I still had to ride our little motorized scooter through the city all the way back to my van 😩😂 So yeah it must have that affect on most.

[@alanwestbrooks3046]

"Stepdads and Aggressive Business Lesbians" -- Sounds like a great romantic novel.

[@joebattista7440]

A fellow Houston Texans fan it seems, im all about H town love!!

[@nicholaslinn7581]

Theo found his long-lost brother.

[@JojoJojo-qr5ye]

Business lesbians hahahaha

[@wandamiancrucifixplate3760]

Aggressive

[@ytj22]

Like

[@nicehandsfeet11]

Snapchat artist 😂

[@MiMi-Music-Official]

"A lot of step dads and aggressive business lesbians will drink on flights" 😭😭

[@matrixxblood]

Love this kid, but as a colts fan kills me to see him wear this jersey 😂

[@choziin1828]

Houston Texans jersey 💪💪🔥

[@tracysoule3266]

Eggs are the seafood of the farm😂😂😂

[@cheerioeater1612]

Theos long lost cousin

[@TNrooster]

I like to go ham… 😂 my side hurts

[@matthewmead8869]

Where is theos tism glasses at? Lol

[@emilybitzel7242]

Omg. Theo 💗

[@MillionDollarMullettt]

Idk why I thought Sketch was like 18 lol

[@michaelmeara6776]

Acting like that at 25 is wild 😂

[@Jmotwa87]

Long term friend all of the sudden wanted to date. I really hope her intentions are good.

[@AlecBurriss]

Theo giving shine to all the downs creators nowadays ❤

[@Jennifer-pi6ty]

Wouldn’t hold Theo’s hand! Mean!

[@RealMTBAddict]

I can't keep up with all these 15 minute celebrities holy shit

[@zchdz]

How did he confuse eggs and crab? 😂

[@Mahealthmatters]

His face mannerisms remind me of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys

[@derekthemountaindawg467]

That's it , bubbles/Steve O/urkle created by twin pedos 😮

[@luke-ti3fu]

Na these two are perfect 😂😂😂

[@joshuacisneros4552]

Hit a geese on takeoff 🛫 🤣🤣

[@jasenhenry]

wild

[@onetimeiateanindonesianguy6183]

I thought he was slow but he’s just a little silly he knows what’s goin on little rascal

[@Maniacsface]

Never say lets go, been ten yrs.

[@spooner2033]

LMAO HOW SKETCH ON THE THEO PODCAST W FOR HIM

[@gblack_69]

is Sketch a Steve-O lovechild?

[@redskins1523]

Nah, a drugchild

[@gblack_69]

@@redskins1523 same thing? he's sober and 49, he's not having a kid now

[@redskins1523]

@@gblack_69 No shit, it's just a joke

[@DH-fl9ll]

Im so high watching this and i have no idea what is going on

[@mast1286]

Her name is... Chicka Chicka Slim Shady! ❤ was it just me who thought that? Lol 😆 🤣 ❤

[@tralalalatrollin]

Seafood is..lives right outside of the beach😅 5:43

[@Adam-rb2zm]

Cool af!

[@wenbeck1414]

Theo with a Theo Jr.😂😂😂

[@justinford8548]

So akward its funny 😂😂

[@bk24five]

What is upppp brother. ☝️