Theo Tries to Understand the Goth Life (with Kat Von D)

[@chrisw1197]

“Going Full dark wing duck” 😂😂😂

[@doggie7602]

You never go full Darkwing Duck!

[@davidh2550]

That was hilarious

[@dg6845]

😂😂 hillarious

[@jeffreyfarlow9862]

You can’t hate Theo he looks like a boxer puppy

[@zombiewarrior88]

​@@jeffreyfarlow9862boxer puppy. 😂

[@madden919]

“It’s very Edgar Allen Poe.” 😂 Theo, never change!

[@teenyyyyyy1408]

Lol " Cus of a Raven or ?... " Sorry I'm late btw 😂

[@dungeonsdumbbells]

Druids & groves, where they congregated ? 🧙‍♂️

[@Crusader926]

I love this guy he is genuinely one of the funniest people I’ve ever seen

[@VisionoftheChief]

Fall of the House of Usher 😅

[@bizona.3387]

Seeing Theo trying to articulate his thoughts, and making Kat laugh while not walking into land mines is pure gold 😂😂 Theo's so genuine and Kat's such a special human being. Watched the entire episode when it came out and loved seeing this again

[@thephatjesus3032]

Special for what? Being a Nazi sympathizer?

[@82pythons85]

That actually takes a special kind of person and talent, all about Semantics.

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

@@82pythons85 He is great at it. I mean he SHOULD be, as a comedian you're a professional communicator, but he's in the top tier of even them, in my opnion.

[@KaraFrances-il8mi]

😂🤟Oh yeah she is a very special kindly creative fake Christian Satanist Goth is Say Tans favorite color!!!!

[@andrewferguson8032]

It was like a 10 year old talking with a 30 year old

[@welfare_baybee]

I love the way she smiles while she looks at him, you can tell she appreciates him for who he is.

[@kalebanth8323]

She’s def feeling him

[@PushinPete1342]

She want some Theo von D

[@NegativSpace-pd6cz]

I mean it’s just basic decency to show an interest when you’re on someone’s podcast.

[@Robisquick]

Sure, but there's microexpressions that can suggest that someone is elevating above just common pleasantries. And it seems there's an extra respect or appreciation for authenticity.@@NegativSpace-pd6cz

[@Bob_Smith19]

She’s attracted to him and it’s on full display.

[@tl1635]

"You should get your son a vulture for Christmas" 😂

[@WhoBeSilly]

I laughed my ass of at that one. Get him like a bird-of-prey, with its wings spread out, perched on his arm, part of the next family portrait!

[@tl1635]

@@WhoBeSilly she didn't say much about it. But you know she was thinking that would be rad.

[@soundsbitter]

lolllll 😆 Theo fuck!n said “does anyone ever say you remind them of Dave narvarro a little bit??” Hell no dude

[@tl1635]

@@soundsbitter idk where he came up with that one either 😭. Theo is to much.

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

@@soundsbitter Lol because they both have straight black hair I guess. That's funny as shit though, which I think was the point, it was just a joke.

[@K1NGW0LF]

"Honey I done seen an apparition down there. Gawddamn, this neighborhood is going to sh*t!" I'm rolling. 😂😂😂😂

[@icyqueen8296]

😂😂😂

[@blvckphillip3917]

He said that right as I read this 😂😂

[@NailFactoryProds]

Had me in stitches

[@06MRV8Killer]

I absolutely love how she looks at him with total authenticity and admiration for his mind while you can also see him truly thinking and going through his mental filing cabinets

[@jstr6522]

I think he insulted her immediately and made her laugh the rest of the time

[@babysealsareyummy]

Theo just casually dropping an Odyssey reference 😂

[@ChillPokePulls]

ODISSIUS

[@Ozone814]

@@ChillPokePullsisn’t the story called ‘the odyssey’?

[@ChillPokePulls]

I tried to type how he said it. He did not say Odyssey at first. he was trying to though lmao@@Ozone814

[@SuperFizzah]

​@@Ozone814 The Illiad and the Odyssey

[@TheGonzogibby]

@@ChillPokePulls if you’re gonna be a silly pedant, at least do it right: Odysseus

[@kjvmsc]

Theo had me in tears about imagining Kat in rural indiana @ 6:16: "honey I seen a damn apparition down there"

[@Murad_Jim]

It was so funny you could hear people in the studio laughing 😂

[@haileyoslund]

😭😭😂😂😂

[@YieM1331]

I kinda sensed that there was a tone shift after the whole "value of property going down" joke

[@somethingginterestingg4275]

​@@YieM1331I think she got a little offended

[@YieM1331]

@@somethingginterestingg4275 yeah I felt them backstep from him

[@Brandon41n]

"Goths on ziplines would be good, too." 😂

[@muzikaddict61]

Dead!!!! That was sooooooooooo good

[@chrismadden2703]

"Go and cry at the Winn-Dixie parking lot" 🤣🤣

[@owenhunt]

What does that joke mean?

[@pixelatedsethtube1271]

@@owenhuntit’s a rural thing I think.

[@rocketscott]

​@owenhunt it's not so much a joke but a truth that is darkly funny. Like, the dude is emotionally broken but has no where to let it out so they park at the Win Dixie and let it out.

[@estwarcast]

In addition to the aforementioned there is a slight irony to the naming convention "win dixie". Almost ironic or poetic or something lol

[@ashleygatton5649]

It's one step up from Crying at Walmart lol.

[@o-REDBEARD-o]

Man, Kat has such a great laugh. Shes strangely charming. Shes like that quiet chick at a house party that seems intriguing. You go outside to bum a smoke off of her and you end up sitting on the patio talking for 3 hours and never see her again. You know what I'm saying?

[@blommeeee]

Spent a whole wedding exactly like that once.. strange night

[@soundsintheattic4069]

​@@blommeeee Hope it wasn't your own wedding 🤔😂

[@Ruckus45]

Theo's cursory knowledge of things plus his innocence/naivety is so wonderful to watch

[@superstimulatedminotaur3681]

So truuee haha. He knows like 15% about of everything

[@BJ52091]

Reminds me of Archer. "What do you know about being Japanese?!" "Uhhh, I guess just the stereotypes really."

[@somethingyouhave]

His complete inability to articulate a thought. 😂

[@marie_es]

Honestly it's refreshing, and a sign of intelligence as well. He knows a little bit about a lot of things but doesn't seem to overestimate what he knows

[@jsnpojarify]

Kat Von D's laugh is genuine and you can tell she's a fan of Theo. She laughs even before he says something funny because she knows something funny coming from a raw and authentic place. Lol I feel the same too. Good times haha

[@ThinkAboutElephantss]

“She’s a Sith” 😂😂😂

[@drowjack]

Scythe

[@Voodoo_Robot]

Sith with a scythe.

[@joeroberts2156]

​@@drowjackI love how he he uses the voiceless th sound like "think" instead of the voiced th like "they", like it should be.

[@danahaider4598]

Normally I wouldn't laugh at a star wars reference

[@gio_binoh]

DarkWing Duck

[@goncalobaia1574]

Theo, brother, you're not alone. All men deep down have a thing for goth chicks

[@VenturiRSA]

Men have a thing for all chicks... It's our thing😂

[@magicknight13]

Chicks too 😂

[@billynamer]

I never liked Goth girls until I saw this interview. She is drop down seesssyyyy, if only she didn’t cover her tats and wear ugly dresses.

[@pnut3844able]

Goth chicks are my OG kink from my teen years

[@panthersoul]

There was this girl I met at a diner… just randomly… she was at another table and I asked to borrow the catsup bottle. When she smiled she showed her vampire teeth. She had implants or something… they looked real. Anyway something deep inside me churned groaned ached immediately. I could not explain it… just at an instinctual level. There is something going on in the male biology that seems a little dark to me. That was an animal reaction… and I was really attracted to her because of it. Nothing happened but that sudden swift onslaught of animal desire for no apparent reason really intrigued me. Why?

[@whatgodeats666]

“ wooden to metal falsetto” …… that’s poetry Theo 😂

[@SpencerL-uz5dr]

imagining some black metal blasts here.

[@Alifesalife]

It sounds like his friends brothers band was grindcore lol

[@Alifesalife]

Angry hippies playing extremely fast

[@billycole852]

You'd be a musical prodigy if you could get falsetto from a drum kit

[@glenholmgren1218]

The openness & VULNERABILITY and abject *innocence* of Theo Von ... 😲 And the articulation of Kat Von D - BRILLIANT

[@seth8933]

So awesome how Theo can make all of his guests feel comfortable and have a good time. Grateful we have him

[@no_trespassin]

Love when people so different from eachother sit down an have a podcast

[@vivek2668]

"you should getchyo sun a vulture or sumthn" 🤣

[@BrandonChilds36]

You know what I hope Theo knows how much joy he brings to peoples lives he truly is a gift

[@randallsnyder5757]

Explaining the concept of goth girls to Theo in one sentence: They are cosplaying as Dracula's brides.

[@cryptidian3530]

Or Wednesday Addams.

[@gabrielvargasteran623]

That's hella chemistry between Theo and Kat but sadly the relationship would not work out well. The "what if" is giving me back huge levels of potential

[@josef2012]

🎯

[@vids595]

@@cryptidian3530 yeah if they are 13 and only know things from the last few years.

[@RogunK]

@@vids595 So it's not possible that she was influenced by Wednesday Addams from the 2 movies from the early 1990's or maybe from watching Wednesday Addams from the old tv show from the 60/70's?

[@hapa817]

"Violent Hippies" would be a good band name. 😂

[@justanobserver8283]

That's the Charles Manson clan.

[@DigitalMasterpieces]

Already exists!

[@joeroberts2156]

"like in that book... Frodoyseus... ya know what I'm tahmbout?" 😂

[@samanthacastaldo2845]

Theo gives me “Ernest Scared Stupid Vibes” 🤣 but like in a good funny way 🙈🤣

[@annamarie7982]

That is such a good comparison

[@samanthacastaldo2845]

@@annamarie7982 🤣🤣🤣

[@rtaylor1105]

Kat is just a genuine,kind person I've always liked her, and Theo is both of those things aswell. A lot in common , differrent styles

[@doromac]

Mane called her an apparition lmaoooo

[@petahpunk]

The goth look just goes with Kat, it's such a part of who she is. She seems very grounded and kind.

[@dontbetreadin4777]

I met her in Indiana, She is an absolute Sweetie. We welcome her here in Indiana

[@petahpunk]

@@dontbetreadin4777 that's awesome!

[@te9591]

She seems more like Roadhouse punk to me than goth.

[@TheGr8erPurpose]

I think people can be so easy to dismiss her, even to the extent of cancellation. Especially milking on her past controversies and scandals, like we all never had any at any point in our lives and never had the chance to just change. People act like people can’t change. Then (hopefully genuinely and I sense and pray that it is) her truly pursing a relationship with God through Christ, people will use that to dog on her too, saying grift to the next grift, now it’s a spiritual grift, I can understand as that DOES happen, but doesn’t mean everyone, but yeah people are just so quick to that, when we’ve ALL fallen short in the glory of God. Was super drawn to her in her early career - her prime - and even now and I thank God for His work in her, He is faithful to complete it despite how imperfect we are, He’s perfect! Blessings yall sorry for the novel. I’m glad to see hear your personal thoughts and encounters regarding Kat.

[@chickengenius4202]

Kind?

[@lecontent80]

"a lot of men would go over and cry at the Win Dixie" I yelled out of the window.

[@syr72]

I didn’t know who Kat was but for some reason I watched the whole episode. What a sweetheart of a woman.

[@720pLyrics]

hell of a tattoo artist too

[@MissyMuthaTruckiN]

someone trying to stay relevant in LA, that covered all her old tattoos and is on some born again christian BS 🙄🙄

[@yourenotwrong3511]

She's kinda hot

[@Medicated4yoProtection]

She's a neo nazi

[@hotline_gaia]

if u want some laughs, look up the Jeffree Star drama that she had 😂pure entertainment, but i'm glad she is ok!

[@panthersoul]

“Why does one goth?”

[@Mareeexxinrecovery]

Because life looks so much better in black 💀💀💀💀

[@ruffastoast8570]

One does not simply goth...

[@neoorez5968]

Why does one goth in a tree?

[@nicknevco215]

It a verb now

[@billdavis6978]

When the bullies become too much in the shower, you dump and step backwards into your own pile to assert dominance and become Goth.

[@naturalman2710]

Desperate Victim and Epilepsy Lizard, Theo is brilliant.

[@te9591]

Prolly thinking of jesus lizard?

[@liquidamerican8543]

And Skinny Puppies lmao

[@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026]

@@liquidamerican8543 Skinny Puppy is a legit goth band lol. Look em up!

[@Dezzreck]

@@liquidamerican8543Funny that Skinny Puppy is the real band out of the 3

[@liquidamerican8543]

@@Dezzreck haha i didn't know that. It is actually a very good band name for that kinda band. Do they sound like basically what I would imagine?

[@skar516]

“A damn apparition” lmao 😂😂 bro I lost it

[@ndrew19]

Theo said that he likes goth women atleast 4 times...just wanted Kat to know that

[@krusher74]

If this was a teenage hangout it would be apparent that Kat would have a crush on Theo but Theo would have no idea about it. And his friends would tease him for talking to her because they would be jelous he had attention from a hot girl.

[@picklefart]

@@krusher74that sounds like a personal experience lol

[@pixelatedsethtube1271]

@@picklefartit’s a common and relatable experience lol

[@idid138]

I think he kinda had too or it woulda sounded like he was dunking on her a bit much.

[@spoon8890]

I mean i feel like kat was feeling him too the way she was looking and couldnt hold that smile back

[@HDDREAMIN]

That joy shines like a light in the darkness. Love it

[@jebbyplaysvr]

Theo can be rude and sweet at the same time..... I love it!!

[@canvas11xD]

Theo is great at playing a fool lol

[@360Fov]

Theo let out so many lowkey insults during this lmao

[@LaurenOliviArt]

Apparition 😂😂😂

[@ArnoldQMudskipper]

Kept pulling up, before he dug himself too deep, with "it's interesting/different/brave"

[@goddzaam]

0:11 when the camera pans back to Theo I died😂😂😂

[@fury_saves_world]

I literally said hee-hee

[@bbsv13]

Hahahahahaha

[@joebarracuda6038]

He looks like Beavis watching TV 😂

[@VidaDhierro91]

🗿🗿🗿

[@Adrianlandl86]

Theo be like: How do I tell you you’re fine without telling you you’re fine.

[@n.desman7601]

“You look like Dave Navarro”

[@boydnchrist]

Kat seemed to be genuine and open, having a good time. I love it

[@dallenized]

Look her in the eyes damnit! She literally said I’m going to wear this because I’m going to see Theo! You are a gem brother!!! Shine and take what is yours! 😂

[@lez0n]

This really brings back memories of me trying to understand goth culture growing up in the Midwest/south from the mid 80s to early 90s. I really understand Theo’s perspective and the whole seductive siren thing. I actually listened to NIN, Sick Puppy, Ministry, Concrete Blonde, Siouxie, Depeche Mode, and even went to see the Cure in concert. I just was into a lot of other things too so I would never consider myself Goth. Excellent interview!

[@absynth0]

"Do people ever mistake you for dave navarro"

[@tnt01]

😂

[@idid138]

'Take that back'

[@krusher74]

she does look like cher though

[@tnt01]

@@idid138 🤣

[@shanenelson5533]

You know, it's weird, for some reason Dave Navarro crossed my mind while listening to this. Theo just pulled that shit out of a hat at random 😂

[@wellthatisgr8er]

The laugh in the background at the 'violent hippies' part is just X D

[@Gibs11]

I love Kat used to love watching her show her voice is beautiful good to see her again

[@sirisrex7542]

he a lil nervous and shes toying with him a bit. good chemistry

[@caponeTV]

A vulture for christmas? WTF I'm Dead Pinche Theo lol

[@repdale]

I’m a die hard Melon Head. Loved the Blind Melon reference and summing them up as “violent hippies”. A pretty apt description of Shannon and their sound.

[@lucidkate]

I was about to say the same thing! Huge Shannon /BM fan.

[@ScottThePisces]

Goths on Ziplines sounds like the best Midjourney prompt ever

[@JunkBondTrader]

Lol apt, underrated comment.

[@kirk-b-patrick]

I love the thumb nail of "little Vito" from The Sopranos. 😅

[@seanny4296]

"You look like a Puerto Rican whoah" 😂

[@kirk-b-patrick]

@@seanny4296 .."it's a silo."

[@tryharderpls]

"Desperate Victim" lmfaoo

[@tnt01]

😂

[@rsrexkwondo2326]

She is so chill!

[@MADSCIENTISTGONESANE6166]

Goth people always seem to be that way no matter other people try to perceive them as something different

[@mofosamo]

Being goth is not about music. For some people it is. Being goth is not about being satanic. For some people it is. Being a goth is about embracing the darkness of life and the world. You either feel it inside you or you don't. 🖤🖤🖤

[@volumenspeed5249]

Theo acts like he don't know goth shit then drops Skinny Puppy hahah

[@Flightsuit]

YOOOO 😂 i havent got to this part yet. My dude is legit 😂

[@NoChicanery]

She seems like such a kind, sweet person.

[@brandygriffiss]

Violent hippies 💀😂😂😂😂😂 never have i ever thought this existed "Goddamn this neighborhood is going to shit!!" 😂😂damn Theo, just insulted the shit outta her😂

[@RealMTBAddict]

Good

[@rykersisland8254]

Nah, not insulting. Those people exist and it’s hilarious. Live in a little bubble and fear outsiders

[@ericballi4701]

Hilarious. And Kat definitely thought it was hilarious, she's got a great sense of humor, and is self-deprecating.

[@brandygriffiss]

@@rykersisland8254 she seemed insulted 🤷

[@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish]

Y'all stupid hippies were the OG badass tough guys fighting, riots , blowing buildings up then drugs n music pussy music broke hippies into peace love flower power n hardcore fight the government ,the black Panthers were hippies dummy

[@KimCraig-xl9yt]

Kat is no different to you Theo she chose her path just the same as you did when you were young. We’ve all seen the clips of you evangelising when you were a small boy. Each person has a path to tread and be brave about it. Great interview with Kat by the way. 🫶🏻

[@BobcatWolfenstein]

It's a fascination with the macabre and the willingness to incorporate it into our culture

[@Pazuzu-]

Its a search for truth above everything else, like that line on that Sepultura song: "only death is real". The lowest common denominator of all.

[@TheKankaSorz]

kudos to Kat for having crazy patients with Theo lol!

[@LosingandMakingExcuses]

you're.

[@djdanger9812]

Kat might be considered the "strange one" and then Theo starts to talk... haha

[@LaurenOliviArt]

Right 😂 love him ❤

[@soyasibonnie]

😆

[@jackknife4547]

OMG "let's get dangerous!" 😂

[@joshpointoh]

She looks SO much like Cher. Her voice is even similar. How can she not see it?

[@byrdmain7511]

dawgy u need glasses 😂

[@spikejonzelover420]

She does ignore the one hater so far

[@te9591]

I think she has a total cher vibe.

[@TylerJordan601]

@@byrdmain7511like a young Cher before the surgery botching and drugs

[@joshpointoh]

@@TylerJordan601 exactly, like 70's - 80's Cher

[@jakeannable8485]

Kat von dee is so fit

[@heybaeuwb8888]

I work at a bakery and every friday night the Goths come out to this place called the nile and its pretty crazy like vampires going to party

[@Cosmic_Nomad]

These are two of the most genuine people I’ve ever seen.

[@marissaveloz9724]

You guys complement each other so well! So funny! The difference but also such a vibe! The podcast that we didn’t know we needed!

[@shanemb3]

I love Theo’s unintentional humor.

[@lucidkate]

Blind Melon = Violent Hippies I loved this.

[@tnt01]

😂

[@kimblackstone9949]

Theo says the most random things. I can only imagine the images that run through his mind. He's a character

[@heelmoxley365]

There’s some women that are just immediately so likeable to me. I loved the talk these two had.

[@illgillbates9561]

Great guest and great chemistry! Theo on top of things

[@michaeldoesvideo]

Theo making his point and making her a little bit uncomfortable and continuing to push the point or say more things is so hilarious to me 😂😂😂😂 never change theo

[@babysealsareyummy]

He’s just so innocent, you can’t get mad at him 😂

[@juswolf22]

“I wonder if it’s something about it that feels good to them” 😂

[@jaydub5515]

"Full Darkwing Duck..." God damn Theo rocks... Hah! ✌️😎👍

[@szith]

As a kid I used to see this woman tattoo people on TV, as a teen I saw this woman engaged with my favorite artist Deadmau5, and now she’s on one of my favorite podcasts. Kat Von D is a legend.

[@thesaltysergeant4103]

Kat pulls it off. She is very beautiful and the look completely works for her.

[@te9591]

There's a lot of germanic toned dark haired latin type women that can do that look.

[@zdave6083]

Goth is fake as f××× ! Phonies should not be encouraged.

[@vids595]

She would be a lot more beautiful without the tattoo mutilation

[@cloudydaze7447]

“Honey I seen a damm apparition down der, gd this neighborhood going to shit” 😂 😂😂

[@ianAEF]

Gotta love the Von cousins catching up

[@Joint.n.Hollow]

Kat is the Adams Family in the neighborhood 😂💜🖤

[@ArchieHesus]

Blind melon is the shit theo!!!

[@te9591]

Anthony Fantano + Ray charles = blind melon.

[@Mavrock954]

Lmaooo he said she look like an apparition im dead

[@MeOutside]

When I was in high school in the 90’s the “goth” kids were usually the ones that got picked on when they were younger. I hung out with everyone including the goth kids and they had more posers than all the other groups.

[@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish]

I was a teen In the 90s n the posers were the least with goth kids

[@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish]

But also the goth kids were tougher than jocks or preps but I come from a city where everyone boxed or wrestled or worked hard , no pussies in my city in the 90s until ppl from Boston n NY moved in n thought they were tough n got their as beat by us portuguese ppl

[@MeOutside]

@@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish We had goth kids and punk kids. Most of the goth posers were the rejected posers who tried to be punk. The Jocks were too afraid to mess with the punks or goths because they took it to 11. “That’s a nice car your daddy bought you. Be a real shame if it caught on fire in the middle of the night.” Preps kind of kept to themselves sometimes hung with the jocks. Preps were kind of a protected group because they had the money to buy the drugs the goths, punks, and heads all sold.

[@ninakore]

Goths are those who wanted to be cool and popular but were mentally ill and or/ugly lol. The outfits and style were for the attention.

[@JamesSmith-xk1fb]

@@AnglandAlamehnaSwedishbrother your average height is 5’5 😂😂

[@christian.boxlife949]

Kat has such a beautiful infectious laugh

[@uueyesh8909]

Kat von von..make it happen theo.

[@trishthompson1533]

Theo is so authentic. Gotta love it.

[@fastbreak0822]

Kat is cool AF.... Pretty and talented..... The black out work takes some courage as it’s high level commitment .... No going back from there man..... Great guest Theo..... One x

[@roodick85]

"I love your style.." cuts to Theo looking grungy 😂😂

[@slightlytriggered8550]

I love what Kat says about music at 4:50. This holds true for me 100%

[@potterj09]

"Being creative was seen as gay .... or maybe *damned* gay". Hahahha 😂

[@AJManol]

“Damn, he went full Darkwing Duck!” BEST SEGMENT EVER!!!🤣

[@Chuckdiesel86]

"If you got good grades people'd think you're homosexual." 😂

[@donna4751]

men would cry in the winn dixie parking lot in their trucks... classic sesame street

[@NailFactoryProds]

"If people got good grades, people thought you were homosexual"... OMG too funny

[@smohan123]

She’s digging on Theo for sure

[@RealMTBAddict]

The desperation is real.

[@DjSicEm]

💦

[@magnusgranskau7487]

If you can make a girl laugh, well you have better chance than one who can’t

[@andrew3606]

She might just be like that tbh I always got a flirty vibe from Kat Von D

[@Scott-ep5kr]

"do a lot of people mistake you and Dave Navarro?" LMFAO i'm fucking dead.

[@DJ-3maj]

Proven fact: the more you cover and alter your body the more you experience anxiety and negative emotion. Covering yourself is a protective mechanism.

[@donkey3370]

whats your source

[@peterlarkin762]

Are you telling me to take my clothes off?

[@TylerJordan601]

@@donkey3370there’s many studies on this.

[@TylerLL2112]

You trying to seduce me?

[@lorddevastation8702]

He just wanna see that thang hang 🤗​@@peterlarkin762

[@robbyrobbz]

Both of them come from different worlds but are super cool and entertaining trynna understand each other

[@whatshappening3327]

I like Theo treats goth people as a new species he is learning about lol