Small, Angry Man Yells at Trumpet Player in New York City

[@Ian-lm1py]

Imagine if an even smaller man jumped out of his bag and it happened over and over again like an angry Russian nesting doll.

[@mikesantos011]

lol

[@shanecoopershow]

top comment xD

[@PactolusC]

LMAOOO stopp

[@tyronesprodigy2848]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EctomorphEcstasy]

I laughed. Not just a fuckin' typed "LOL," but an actual LAUGH OUT LOUD. Great visual, thank you!! ;-)

[@jackmcmorrow9397]

This is the kind of character-building dialogue you just can't write.

[@dragsbae]

Was thinking the same thing. I want to see an entire film around this scene. If this was fiction it would be an Oscar.

[@WyFyBeats]

It's amazing.

[@ikesters6697]

Literally, you couldn't write it. People will critique the character for being unrealistic 😂

[@squin9954]

Lol dudes spot on u couldn’t write a better character

[@toring61_52]

Scarry thing is. these people vote !!!

[@ryanperson6307]

This is heartbreaking. Sad to see him fall off the wagon after he lost his job at the chocolate factory.

[@bigkenobi999]

RyanPerson 💀😂 I bet not making any capes put him out of business too 😂

[@ethankornowski3391]

Only fucking KZbin comment to make me laugh

[@george9057]

Haha good one

[@Phantombay415]

Haha I'm dying 🤣

[@cobraclarke203]

👏

[@aarondavis8943]

He expresses his deep respect for peace and quiet by yelling into it.

[@glumsulk]

Oh goodness gracious 🤣🤣🤣

[@petette4442]

He's clearly a very frustrated man, I pity him

[@pizzagroom6221]

That way, everyone can hear that he was on stage with Bob Dylan in 1975!

[@logicalconceptofficial]

Are you saying the man is a walking contradiction that shows EVERYTHING is everything? Because that I would agree with fully. He is proof of the Logos (the True God), because ONLY if there were a Logic that makes ALL be all would this little angry man EXIST.

[@logicalconceptofficial]

​@@petette4442 Yes, but I also am him in some sense and I do not pity myself (completely), so I do not pity him in some sense and can laugh at him the way I might laugh at myself when I am ridiculous, as thats the Reality of non-dual Reality - OUR God.

[@df082399]

*card declines at therapy* Therapist:

[@swagnostic132]

I fuggin lost it

[@thekidthatdoesnotcaredothe6855]

Lol

[@GoodieM8]

nice 1

[@yazalchemist]

The way i crack up at this comment!!!!!!

[@micahmiller2190]

Somebody just made a tiktok to this comment lol

[@cmhavner]

I have a feeling he's just repeating all the things his mother said to him

[@BottoEntertainment]

I bet his mom also made that face at 3:20 a lot.

[@asazax]

dude thats so sad. and might be so true

[@blownmoon1462]

He's nailing the voice too

[@Drwhispin]

Man that's really sad when you think about it :( He's obviously quite troubled and something is definitely up with the guy. Of course, poor trumpeter, too. I'm just saying maybe he could've been having the worst day of his life and just snapped with all that built up anger. Feelsbadman

[@kingofthecastle340]

im not about to read 8k comments, does anyone know his name or of more videos?

[@GT_Grackle]

Why is this guy 80% pants?

[@saulflores1941]

Hahahahah what a dicc

[@josephcooper3536]

😂😂😂 I'm dead!

[@barbmacmaster5963]

Is it a guy?

[@staciedarlene1185]

😂😂😂

[@breatheinthepinkair]

They are rib-cut jeans

[@kevinlin3747]

This feels like a scene straight out of a move, which the guy once gave up on his dreams saw another young promising artist following his path and just couldn't hold back the feeling anymore

[@TheGuzeinbuick]

Right? It's like an Italian tragedy.

[@Sambo-Rambo]

Yes and he should mentor the younger artist and they both win a competition or championship 🏆😂

[@highestsettings]

>promising artist Yeah okay lol.

[@jimbabwe3]

@@highestsettingsdo you know the artist in their hypothetical movie scene personally?

[@highestsettings]

@@jimbabwe3 No, I heard the guy in the video and recognised that he isn't a young promising artist like the OP was alluding to with the comparison.

[@tubthungusbychumbungus]

"A real artist respects the silence" he shouted, disrespecting the silence.

[@juicetingaming6048]

YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT GET WHAT HE’S SAYING, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TOWN

[@diegoarpino2080]

This sounds like something from Thomas the Tank Engine. Idk why

[@angelfalter4870]

I think that guy s*** in his diapers and no one was there to clean it

[@angelfalter4870]

I think that guy was acting like a real douche

[@detrelllevert2457]

@@juicetingaming6048 😂

[@Rastebb]

This is the saddest projection of self hate I've ever seen. All I hear is him yelling at himself and projecting this onto everyone else.

[@mahmoudelkady2155]

Exactly. And people making fun of his misery. This man needs someone to tell him everything is gonna be okay and he is going to be okay

[@chinchilling92]

That's exactly what I thought

[@marcoabreo6506]

Shut your mouth sucka

[@decaffeinatedafrican5997]

@Lurker M bro das freaking edgy bro OO_OOO

[@claudia.rosa.k]

this comment made the video 20x funnier 💀

[@lh9266]

He's reciting every word everyone's told him his whole life.

[@AckSnus]

What if the guy would call the trumpet guy a wee tiny failed musician…And he would be like - Im average height what are you talking about? Then he continues - You litle pees of shidt you havent grown since the age of 10 I cant take you seriously with your bad trumpet playing, how would you feel if I stömped you? You are tiny, why you always were your pants up to the nippäls! You play so bad you wont amount to nothing, like your height! Go to your ROOM you non growing vörmin, no trumpet for you until you grow son and help take care of the butcher shop, we dont need any bad muscisians in this family son! DID YOU HEAR ME! FAAAAAAK. I just turned his dad into ”Bill Boss” from human centipede 3, that would explain the frail ego of the wee guy if his dad was like Bill Boss towards him.

[@codafett]

He got yelled at by a dude who walked Bob Dylan on stage?

[@billmiller9145]

So much truth

[@redred3511]

thats funny and clever.

[@francisco1271]

Nah, think he said he himself walked Bob Dylan up on stage.

[@scharb]

“A true artist respects the silence. It serves as the foundation of creativity” Surprisingly profound

[@LoinclothRising]

I know, that’s a fire line haha

[@mr.exposition]

I once put that in a dating app bio and got compliments from a bunch of "art hoes" lmao

[@chuckhf420]

Except he stole the line

[@IK-yb5rn]

Said the loudest person in the area

[@peterb5]

Profound? Coming from a fool who won’t shut up, he should respect the silence and waddle back to the chocolate factory 😂

[@pxnk_n_disorderly]

This is a beautiful pure New York art film. This is an essence that cannot be replicated or fabricated. This is real. Put a black and white filter on it and it’s 10/10 at Sundance.

[@gloverelaxis]

it's beautiful

[@Izaiahdokpa]

😂😂😂

[@supagoon8]

Lmaoooo well said

[@masonin8mm]

Plot Twist: this was the man’s senior thesis at NYU Film School, sucka.

[@christophermaynard1902]

Also a really good family movie!!!

[@ApeLikeCreature]

I wish this guy was a judge on American Idol.

[@TemporaryFamineShip]

I'd tune in every week for that shit.

[@lukelaterza2247]

YOU SUCK

[@MrMisterChiliPepper88]

Jesus Saves Simon Cowell and this guy would be great judges

[@횬재-w3j]

Orr.... on AGT ;)

[@횬재-w3j]

@@lukelaterza2247 YOU FLAT

[@LCWarchives1]

“SILENCE IS THE FOUNDATION OF CREATIVITY” but continues to scream for minutes as nobody says anything

[@ITSAULGONE]

That guy was playing his trumpet beside a holocaust memorial museum. I think the guy kinda has a point

[@LCWarchives1]

Tyler D if that were true i feel like he’d make a point to mention that in his rant. u got sources?

[@ajmorton2994]

Wonder what the height to chest pants ratio is for the comments on magic trolls, Jews and classical music

[@ayylmao7487]

@@ITSAULGONE spin it around. jews didn't die for a fascist with unlimited upper caste system degrees to yell at a person enjoying themselves freely. The dudes right about yelling at the horn troll for sucking but the who are you hipster rant sucks these days. Back then it meant something but legit half of us here have had various celebs respond to us directly on social media or have had friends meme pages or our own memes go mega millions. Honestly, if I were there I'd tell them they both suck equally... because like a yin yang of terrible... They complete each other. Then when both are made tell them a good bubble tea spot to carry their date onto.

[@GemCityRCOutlaws]

@@ITSAULGONE semites XD

[@goodolmeplant5809]

He really evokes this distinct sadness thats so raw and genuine and pathetic, this is the best video ever

[@goodolmeplant5809]

It's like he's talking to himself, it's a whole story within a story

[@cheesball96]

The way the musician let him rant was actually beautiful. Handled it brilliantly.

[@SS-gx7tg]

"An artist respects the silence it serves the foundation for creativity". And yet, it was the silent guy being yelled at for NOT respecting the silence by the loudmouth lil man on demon mode. I want this video played at my funeral

[@cheesball96]

@@SS-gx7tg Thanks for commenting and reminding me of this video, haven’t watched it in a while 😂

[@SS-gx7tg]

@@cheesball96 same. I come back once a year for my booster shot of this video. Legendary stuff !

[@rcala1980]

He wasn’t a “musician”. He just knows how to play the saxophone a bit. He’s flat.

[@SS-gx7tg]

@@rcala1980 your mom is flat

[@colbyandbrennen3543]

When I first heard this I felt sorry for the old man. He must be so miserable with his life and has had torment for most of it. Then again everything that came out of his mouth was absolute gold.

[@definitelynotatroll246]

The guy was playing at a holocaust memorial which is meant to be a silent place, also he was Jewish. Puts a bit on context to the story

[@paranoiaaod512]

@@definitelynotatroll246 maybe he should have tried asking nicely for him to leave instead of freaking out. And if he saw asking nicely didn't work, mind your own business and leave. If it's that big of a deal to him he could have made a noise complaint to the police, instead he acted like a manbaby

[@mrjazz2570]

@CoolgamerJAW he has every right to do that

[@Syndixal]

@@AgniFirePunch samr

[@thedillestpickle]

@@mrjazz2570 Every right? sure. But god may not favour him for it. No way to carry yourself.

[@tayk1991]

Dude is still pissed Leonidas wouldn’t let him be the 301st spartan .

[@errolkim1334]

If Leonidas had any talent he would go and get himself a war. In 3500 BC I walked Alexander the Great out at Gaugamela. Are you any kind of general? You suck! A disgrace!!!

[@RallahCLIPZ]

He’s prolly jealous because the trumpet took his 300th spot

[@danteardenz2670]

A man projecting his lifetime of broken dreams , and fantasy in five minutes .

[@thegoat6211]

No he’s actually defending the 9/11 monument

[@danteardenz2670]

@@thegoat6211 Then he should of kept his personal angst out of it.

[@marvincorre4783]

@@danteardenz2670Imagine defending disrespectful behavior like this. He has a right to yell since the trumpet player was being disrespectful and playing trumpet so badly in a holocaust memorial.

[@danteardenz2670]

@@marvincorre4783 One person says 911 memorial & you say Holocaust! Which one , or more is it ? He mentions nothing in his rant , except his overbearing " talents " , education " , and vast " artistic understanding ". His angst was only about himself & no " memorials ".

[@elliothill3953]

He’s just one of those people who thinks he ‘did something’ in the 60’s when all he did was cling on to successful music groups who likely didn’t know who he was

[@rafbru5391]

Damn. He's still mad about Shrek stealing his girl

[@gehazelmuse1507]

Rafbru Awwww Damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That Was A Good One.

[@sunnydforfree7145]

Underrated

[@UKEDNHAT7]

Underated af 😂

[@jondoe2099]

Im fukin ded🤣

[@levertfairley4603]

lmmfao rabru

[@DolanDark]

I'd rather be "nothing" and have "no talent" than look like a Gollum and Oompa Loompa crossbreed

[@eshyr]

Dolan Dark congrats duckman. 2 years later and you've achieved that goal

[@staffsergeantspacebar8260]

What a stupid comment

[@ryanashby3605]

Yes soooo true

[@TheTaterTotP80]

Judging people by their looks is just cruel. Looks are subjective anyway but it's still cruel and wrong to judge others by what they can't change. This person's behaviour, in this video, is wrong. But their appearance has nothing to do with that.

[@eficzek007]

This comment is very wrong. Looks < brains, never the other way

[@dokbluejay5026]

This guy must be really dedicated to his art. He gave up his whole abdomen for it.

[@ErBeary]

I'm dying laughing.

[@matthewleavens6200]

This deserves thousands more thumbs up 🤣

[@prestigeinstallers5214]

I watched this video years ago. I am dead lmao no abdomen and an Amish haircut.

[@TooReal512]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@matthewleavens6200]

The video was cut off befor he set a quarter down and told him to flip it.

[@spamwisegamgee8796]

I just want to thank you for this upload, it is genuinely my favorite video on the internet. I watch this video multiple times a day. I'm always quoting this video

[@michelleasunnydays140]

Wow which part do you quote and to who?

[@DTZ__]

I'd be mad too if my pants were almost as tall as me

[@Jacob-zn6ov]

Yo that’s kinda fucked up

[@thequeenamazon3709]

@@Jacob-zn6ov it's why it's funny

[@Jacob-zn6ov]

The Queen Amazon nah

[@what827]

lmao

[@what827]

Jacob Anchondo ok boomer

[@joelpowell9235]

Ah yes, my internal monologue with myself every time I practice...

[@CCSI322]

Bro

[@shamonah6038]

Me when I fail the test twice

[@joelpowell9235]

SHAMONAH I feel you!

[@pedromrls6]

bruh, the realest shit out here

[@neutroisking101]

😂

[@Caesar_Himself]

Behold! The physical manifestation of artistic self doubt.

[@gav240z]

Greatest comment of all.

[@based_prophet]

Caesar Himself oi caesar! Thousand miles a thousand isles !

[@lvl9001Troll]

He's the devil on my shoulder when I play music

[@drewboden6981]

Oh...now I'm sad

[@nobby2k]

Caesar Himself degenereret

[@three11creatures]

I was at my daughter’s school today for parent observation. The kids did presentations in groups. After each group the teacher asked the students “what was good about their performance?” Then “what could they have done better?” Whenever she asked the latter question I imagined him coming in going “YOU SUCK! YOU SSSSSUCK! YOU’RE NO ARTIST! NO TALENT. AND IM AN NYU FILM SCHOOL GRADUATE, SUCKA”😂

[@mikethatisdefnotmyname3731]

Funny shit

[@owengraziano7288]

😂😂😂

[@Direwoof]

YOU GOT NO TALENT AND YA SUCK! me to my team on league a legends. lol

[@LilXancheX]

“With your trumpet lips!” 🤣

[@seasonsofus]

The “SUCKA” at the end got me 😭😭😭

[@madamantium5547]

I want to see a remake of "Whiplash" starring this dude as the music teacher.

[@georgiagreenwood5907]

Underrated comment

[@captainwre]

Hilarious

[@shamusbob7969]

This comment is an underrated gem.

[@abztrakt7071]

Don't give hollywood anymore ideas ffs 😂

[@chriscolburn3904]

I'm sending you the medical bill for my busted gut.

[@bigchiefgaming6731]

Kills 99% of bacteria, the last 1% that survived

[@ILParker]

No that implies he was strong enough to survive he’s more like the one that says they’ll survive but then dies first in embarrassment.

[@erickc829]

@@ILParker actually when bacteria is strong it actually means it’s more gross and more infectious disease. So I think it isn1% because he’s gross 🤢 🤮 😷

[@thebrocialist8300]

@@ILParker lmao

[@codafett]

"YOU SUCK"

[@jagerpanda3561]

This could be taken in a harshly different way. SHUT THAT WOODEN DOOR, ADOLF!!

[@momentsoftriumph5972]

I found this by searching “you’re disrupting the silence, that serves as the foundation of creativity “

[@carlosmeza4147]

Lies lol.

[@momentsoftriumph5972]

@@carlosmeza4147 try it 😂

[@matdanih]

I typed mediocre piece of shit and i found it.

[@001mjessie]

I typed in "hunchback guy screaming at trumpet guy"

[@lukealias1uk345]

Classic line

[@MrKitrid]

I've always been bad at history, but I'll forever remember that the New York goblin man walked Bob Dylan up on stage in 1975.

[@lukelaterza2247]

I love how you can hardly hear the trumpet man but you can hear the goblin from a million miles away

[@artvandelay8767]

Goblin 😂

[@anonymousanonymous7230]

Fucking goblin

[@ham1672]

6 million miles away perhaps

[@nyxnicks]

This is like ending of a sad film about a musician's descent into madness.

[@effyiew7318]

Shine 2

[@FancyPantsUSD]

I typed "angry goblin" when searching for this video. It was the top result.

[@matashawl4393]

Damn same.

[@delgado8]

Lololol

[@namehere796]

Omg it actually worked 😂

[@anuvette]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@markiiehendrix4112]

Im dead 😂

[@cooliostarstache5474]

This is sad, honestly. This feels like somebody who's venting everything he's felt about himself onto someone else. One bad day

[@cooliostarstache5474]

@zach6107 I thought that theory was disproven and that it was just some random location

[@marionetteproject508]

@zach6107 ok he had every right to actually yell at him. That must be miserable for someone to play such music at someone's dead family's grave.

[@foxwithglocks1148]

@zach6107not true. Watch the interview where he talks about it.

[@toomylight2311]

@@marionetteproject508 oh cmon not to that extent !

[@marionetteproject508]

@@toomylight2311 nah I was joking. But man the irony of him yelling at that guy

[@yahirrodriguez2263]

You can tell everything he’s saying is coming from pent up anger from people bullying him throughout his life. You can hear it in his voice

[@pouponboy6330]

Honestly he's probably really good at trumpet but he shouldn't even care. He should just outplay the dude and leave

[@stonermane621]

@@pouponboy6330 naaaaah he should just leave. Or if he really felt the need of showing his superiority just give a couple of technical tips and go away. I don’t think this dude was born with a trumpet up his ass. And he probably sucks at it, with that size he may have to breathe 2 times in 1 second to make such an effort.

[@kaj7135]

@@pouponboy6330 dude looks like he doesn’t even have lungs or a stomach.

[@TheRealMotherFucker]

@@pouponboy6330 well you're no box of fun

[@PomadaGaming]

Shit apparently. He goes on again and again

[@sadgranny56]

Damn, Farquad's not lookin so good after all this time.

[@user-fg8zc2bt8x]

LMAOOOO😂😂😂😂

[@paradoxine6287]

Yea, and the only note that he would be playing is *_"E-Flat"_*

[@PostalZimbabwe]

cringe comment

[@davidalcala7035]

stolen comment... lol

[@johnb2157]

had me on the floor bruvaa

[@AN474-e1o]

He’s probably just mad he can’t find the other half of his torso.

[@christianshepard2156]

I CANT AHHAHAHAHAHA

[@ortox409]

Lol

[@erhhhh27]

Lol

[@antmangamer1536]

So true

[@michaelclifford7214]

Small man syndrome

[@NotGooseHere]

i constantly say "I WALKED BOB DYLAN UP ON STAGE, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" to every guy that fucks with me at school

[@LNo-re7sk]

He looks like a 5 yr old's drawing of a person.

[@jacobuhh1]

Holy shit, I feel bad for laughing so hard

[@THETRUDARKLORD]

😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣damn, this hit me right in the laugh box 😂😂🤣

[@noahbeyar8623]

That’s a boy 😟

[@crystalwest8900]

Holy sh*t I'm laughing so hard that my drink came out of my nose. It burns (diet Sprite) but I'm still cracking up....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@StaaaaNzHD]

Yo that’s a vio 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MichaelCarswellMusic]

He sounds heart broken... its like he saw that trumpet guy trying to make something out of his skill and it reminded him of himself and his failures, so he regurgitated everything negative anyone has ever told him...

[@Gra420ce]

@@magdollz ngl most assholes are only like that due to what they've taken in from around them & there environment, so it's most likely

[@GuiorPhotography]

Damn

[@ahsan.s_8415]

Exactly he kept repeating the same things I had a feeling someone told him all those things and crushed his dreams

[@gentlebabarian]

@@magdollz everybody is born a clean slate, as a baby. Assholes are made along the way.

[@SshhhTrouble]

Exactly. This is some deep seeded shit

[@goodefilm1]

That little man had been living in my head and filling me with self doubt until he heard that trumpet and climbed out of my ear.

[@mickobrien3156]

I don't get it. Huh? What are you saying here?

[@goodefilm1]

What do you think I'm saying?

[@mickobrien3156]

Collier Goode I haven't a clue. But it sounds like it could be some clever play on words I'm missing, or some riddle I didn't catch, or some reference to something I can't recall... Well... What is it? I don't even know why I'm curious.

[@mickobrien3156]

Oh, wait... Are you speaking from the Trumpet player's perspective...?

[@goodefilm1]

That's funny. I get it, and understand your curiosity. If I had to distill it in the most succinct way possible, I was using this angry little person as the physical embodiment of self doubt, or that little voice in all of our heads that contaminates us with the idea that we're not good enough. His anger seemed surreal to me, so the visual of him crawling out of my ear was my way of rationalizing that. But interpret it however you want; I just fell down a KZbin rabbit hole and am trying to make sense of it myself.

[@DinoTheDinosaurROAR]

LMFAOOOO who else came back to find this video after seeing him now, 10+ years later pop up on someones podcast😂🤣🤣🤣

[@RM-xr8lq]

HE IS A MAGICAL GOBLIN THAT WILL SUCK YOUR LIFE OUT IN A SUGGESTIVE AND SENSUAL WAY

[@LucasSantos-fs4gs]

Lol me too

[@hopoff9968]

What podcast???

[@pinecone1011]

Col. 3

[@MetroVerse]

Where's Batman when you need him? The Penguin is on a rampage again!

[@scarletdamsel3139]

lmfaooooo

[@420cm]

r/rareinsults

[@lukeavery2959]

Batman took away his toys and umbrella. Don't worry, he's harmless. 😄😆

[@killakalli4775]

Funny comment from the first guy I read it from.

[@swipeduk]

*_He’s living through his own regrets, he’s addressing himself in the form of others because he can’t admit his own reality._*

[@alexkoble9303]

Big facts

[@burntchickennugget8142]

OMG this is sooo deeep

[@bubblezovlove7213]

Exactly..

[@SealMaster00]

Angry old man: GO AWAY! Trumpet player: *Goes away* Angry old man: *Follows trumpet player*

[@jasonrowe8390]

Hunter Moon that wasn't an angry old man.. That was DEFINITELY the, "Depressed Spawn of Satan"!! Lmao!!👿👿😂😂

[@XxClutchxX]

Hunter Moon I know he is dumb ass FUCK

[@GoonSplatoon]

Hunter Moon The jew follows you as he tells you to go away.

[@stevepalpatine2828]

OfficialNarrative lol

[@Wecameformoore]

I Love watching Oneyplays and hearing them talk about trumpet guy. It honestly makes my day

[@CriDef]

lolol thats why im here

[@Brick5898]

Glad I’m not the only person here bc of Oneyplays 😂

[@ElroyJones05]

Note to self. Practice at home, or you will be hassled by the pants of New York.

[@LeoniDole]

Underrated comment

[@횬재-w3j]

WTFFF MANN😂😂😂 I'M WHEEZING

[@SuperGewd]

I cant

[@Geographeticalprophecy]

This comment deserves more likes.

[@darylhyde796]

This comment wins

[@emilioasugui8869]

I don't get it. Why is there just a pair of pants cussing on the screen

[@Professorsnype]

Lol

[@jaylemiere7283]

dangyou just roasted her

[@drakencourtorielle]

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[@justipooh6866]

@@jaylemiere7283, "Her"

[@tonipepperoni3424]

​@@justipooh6866honestly im still convinced this is a woman because from the first second of the video the sound of the voice is way too high pitched for it to be a male voice, then when they turn to the camera there is a lack of facial hair

[@matthieufernandez6871]

This is some real "screaming into the void" energy.

[@alwaysbeensarah]

lmao

[@Gogglesofkrome]

@Random Songs In Locrian I gotta say, it should only really be considered bullying when they make forceful contact with you. Otherwise, it's literally just a guy following you around while having a fit

[@goodolmeplant5809]

Everytime i get insecure, im gonna imagine my insecurities yelling at me like this guy, guarantee ill be mad re confident cuz could you imagine if your insecurities were a person screaming at you like this?? I would ONLY be able to laugh 😭😭

[@ffff-od3jb]

THAT is what it'll take? mb u were right all along

[@skywalker9770]

I practically yell at myself all of the time but I wouldn't project this onto a complete stranger, that's brutally unfair as is being so harsh with myself no doubt. Sad world

[@mariano1196]

That's the most NYC sounding person in like, forever

[@thunderpooch]

He sounds like Woody Allen having a complete meltdown.

[@andrewodinson3726]

SUCKA

[@thunderpooch]

@@kaiserofgermania5236 yeaow noa awtist! Yeaow rrr pauthetic! Yeoaw heaor me, ya loaesawrr!!!

[@Gogglesofkrome]

oy vey

[@AWormsPurpose]

They should have this guy usher people in like Willy Wonka waving his arm in a rainbow, "This is wona the most important places in alla North America"

[@JYC422]

He's just upset Leonidas didn't let him into his army of 300

[@TheMrDarksouls]

Best comment so far. Ahah!

[@thanseernazarudeen1629]

Epic

[@JamesScottGuitar]

Ha..a..a.aaa! Beautiful.

[@NayokeHenji]

JYC422 hahahaha I love you man

[@alexias8783]

JYC422 yes but rich too XD

[@jasonx8519]

He is repeating everything Willy Wonka said to him

[@avadakedavra2203]

AHAHAHAHA!

[@kk_fr0gger]

r/rareisults

[@freeminds8939]

Lord the way I hollered

[@AWlpsSHOW36]

LOL!

[@rikustorm13]

LMAO TRUE

[@glumpgod7629]

Thank you Zach for getting me into quoting this video

[@alex_canovas]

If this guy’s pants were a download progress, I’d say the download is almost complete.

[@ShinyZETER]

Thanks dad

[@Maesterful]

Id say they were a zip file which won't come undone

[@TheSilliestBoon]

Imagine how offended he would be by the trumpeting skeleton meme.

[@Likedheejxu]

•CreatureOnTheCob • “EVEN IN DEATH YOU HAVE NO TALENT. YOU SUCK. SUCKA”

[@SesameCake]

"Enjoy the peace and quiet!" *Continues to yell incessantly.*

[@ManWithAMask_]

@Vegas Vanga That's what I was thinking about asking him the entire video. He says he did ALLLL this stuff, but what is he doing, RIGHT now? Washed up Oompa Loompa probably got the shit kicked out of him after the recording stopped.

[@limpicatto]

You need to be a little aggressive in order to defend the silence. HE'S RIGHT.

[@laibaahmed7040]

🤣

[@Gilbert_Dice_Gottfried]

3:43 “Alright enough, go away…” That was a great ending to the video. You listened to his entire rant and once you were tired of it you told him it was enough. That was a perfect power move. I’m glad he didn’t know you were recording because this person needs to be hated

[@Garl_Vinland]

Guys, he tested the mic for Bob Dylan 50 years ago! This man is famous.

[@michaelc3977]

Yeah guys. C'mon guys. Guuuuuys. Where are you guys? Guuuuuuuys?! Guys??! Don't leave me alone, guys!!

[@BillGreenAZ]

It's sad that he takes this experience decades ago as validation for his worth in life. Who knows why he was chosen? It could have been any number of reasons, none of which were due to any value he had in life yet here he is, taking it as such. Sad.

[@grime2.085]

@@BillGreenAZ I just thought it was mentally ill or something I didn’t actually believe he walked Bob Dylan up on stage but who knows either way that doesn’t give him the right to flex about it while looking down o on others.

[@juggernautsasscheek2712]

I know Bob Dylan he's a legend never heard of this guy if you made it fella even then there's no excuse for putting someone down practising trying to get better weather there doing it in public or not should have just walked on by your life would be happier

[@joshromain7107]

THATS NOT WHAT HE SAID HE SAID "I WALKED BOB DYLAN UP MY STAGE"

[@prisonmike3605]

I lost it when the trumpet man started playing right to his face 😂😂😂

[@DngrDan]

And the look on his face when guy finally cuts him off "alright enough go away" 😂

[@sirjellybeans1st19]

@@DngrDan 👀

[@gloverelaxis]

the fact that the trumpeter genuinely is fucking terrible when you finally hear him play makes this video so much funnier

[@skinbag420]

And they never caught you neither.

[@jsksnob3562]

"You SUCK"

[@sillybilly7590]

Lord Farquaad from shrek rly didn't age well :/

[@dabeagle2439]

Was about to write something like he should be more upset that somebody had stolen his centre torso, when I saw your message. I physically slipped off my chair and lost it. Took me about 5 minutes to recover from laughing so hard. If you were a sniper, that was a confirmed kill !!!! Well at least I have a polished spot on my floor from rolling around. Thank you for that experience, it's going to be hard to top that!!!

[@rylandmatias8102]

Nor did he grow well either :/

[@Potatocrime24-7]

@@dabeagle2439 Idk why but i read your comment in the most bored monatone voice ever

[@dabeagle2439]

@@Potatocrime24-7 Mmmm, idk maybe because you are a bored monotone type of person? 🤷‍♂️

[@leah-bl9tp]

Da Beagle IM-💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@ogcloo1854]

I come back to this video every once in a while to simply attempt to understand this man’s problem, and true meanings behind his tantrum. I can’t lol this dude is an anomaly

[@lovingdevotions]

😂

[@duncanhoward6648]

Sometimes people need to be an asshole for a moment to realize they're full of shit.

[@everready800]

He's merely repeating his morning address to his bathroom mirror!

[@meep_haddle]

The men being yelled at were playing during a holocaust memorial where it was supposed to be silent

[@christianodaly]

He left the rest of his torso in the bag he is carrying

[@samsloth7140]

I laughed oh god

[@christianodaly]

cptskellern :D

[@puppetken]

Christopher Daly lol

[@HeyAbominable]

I just earned a. Sub

[@theblackdahlia64]

Fuckin lol

[@ttz4m3]

I feel like he's just repeating things people have told him in his life...

[@badcornflakes6374]

That's like what a lot of ppl do

[@hunter3910]

How did the trumpet player not say anything to him? I would have beat him and his trousers to the ground

[@russelljones.b6828]

@@hunter3910 real humans wont fight back. They just watch it coolly.

[@tyisafk]

That's why you take those things and work to form a reason to spite them. (Or maybe "prove them wrong" would be a better way to say it) Not take that same anger out on others. I agree the trumpet player could use a lot more practice, but that's pretty much what he was doing before that old man showed up lol It's a loud instrument, and given he's in NYC, the dude probably lives in a small ass apartment. Out in public nobody's gonna give a shit, but your neighbors will when they're relaxing at home.

[@runforitman]

This looks like when two npc’s glitch and one gets Agro but the other goes back into ambience mode

[@tightywhitey6466]

You need to get out more.

[@succmydickfromdaback4225]

Yeah kinda like when you make an NPC beat the shit of another NPC in GTA by making then bump into each other.

[@ericjam6346]

This guy is acting like he held everything in that ticked him off for the past 40 years and unleashed it all at once.

[@242kool]

Eric James sad really

[@michaeltenn983]

Most likely what he held in his whole life, so I would say the past 675 years

[@ilustrado7291]

HAHAHA.. You're goddamn right.

[@ianconnor4325]

It's just an overblown victim complex. The trumpet player was obviously out to get him.

[@jegr3398]

I'll betchya he has episodes like this regularly

[@Jorge68.]

Wtf did he play? The bells at notre dame?

[@frydsaman6857]

U have done well george

[@georgeoy932]

He only did the first verse but yeah your right

[@mikeconroe3328]

Quasimodo angry

[@thebeebattalion403]

Willy Wonka's chocolate factory

[@OSW]

I'm so lucky I wasn't drinking my coffee reading that! Would've choked to death 😂

[@cmhavner]

He’s going to get deodorant on his pockets

[@laolvle]

Bahahahahahahahahahhahah

[@neilgeckle6061]

LMAO that is the best thing ive ever read

[@xRS23x]

i died XD

[@wahmeister666]

LMFAO!!! DEAD!!!😂

[@destinystarr3837]

LMFAOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@unlockedacademyllc1515]

Looked up "angry goblin" and this is the 1st thing that comes up.

[@Screamingforvengeancee]

Angry short guy yelling is what i typed 😂😂😂 it came up first

[@autokrft]

I've been watching this every birthday for the past 5 years. Don't know why, it's just a tradition

[@poshdan4071]

Happy birthday

[@jayday33]

Happy birthday

[@beej741]

That’s a beautiful tradition

[@mrfluffybeehive]

When is your birthday

[@kingxerxes3139]

Mazzeltov!

[@fransiskusxaveriusbambanga4359]

this old man seems to have been through difficult time. I can tell from his way of expressing anger and the way he talked. he may no longer been talking to the trumpeter but to his unfortunate and unsatisfied life.

[@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS]

Nah dude he's just a dick.

[@okifurbi]

Psychological studies shows that we insult with whatever it hurts us, like a mirror of what we are. If we deeply inside consider ourselves losers we would use “loser” etc.

[@ayylmao7487]

@@okifurbi nah some mfs just get rowdy dropping science like it's their job. His art rants right cause at face value the dudes just being a fuck bag but it's probably an artform based off the emotional response. Tbh they gotta do a round on between two ferns.

[@cliffordhn]

I agree. Not enough people can see it through the lens of another these days.. he sounds bitter and angry at life, maybe there was a death, maybe he lost everything or was humiliated. Whatever the reason, it doesnt make it right, but the trumpet player handled it well but not responding. I think not responding spreads a little compassion by not adding on to the fire, very difficult to do but maybe he values his life and happiness, considers the consequences, and understands that not everyone, no matter how successful they might be, are happy.

[@nickortiz2683]

@@okifurbi Show us the research

[@steliokontos1180]

GREAT MOMENTS IN ROCK HISTORY 1975 Willow walks Bob Dylan up onto the stage

[@feelinghealing3890]

Dont insult Willow. This is one of the other ???-people from the next village over. What were they even? I only remember small guy, moses-baby, dragon, pigs, ssx-Shieldboarding and guy with sword.

[@amf98]

NOOOOOO

[@WARNEY2K9]

What a strange guy, both mentally and physically.

[@jayyoudeeee9096]

He brought out bob Dylan in 1975 and knew the grateful dead from 1966

[@elliothill3953]

@@jayyoudeeee9096which translates to “I met bob weir once in a hotel lobby”

[@Screamingforvengeancee]

WHO TF ARE YOU ????

[@justion79]

I feel like he was waiting all day to say that

[@toshlanark]

Nah not all day all his miserable little life !

[@ManWithAMask_]

I just like to think after the camera stopped recording he got the shit kicked out of him

[@HubrichMindVault]

Guys just remember, he walked Bob Dylan up on stage in 1975.

[@bizzyrealman]

Hello there.

[@daithiocinnsealach1982]

He also had 200,000 people with Billy Graham, in 1975. And if that wasn't enough for you, he knew the Grateful Dead from 1966. Mind blown.

[@bizzyrealman]

@Duce Duce Magoo I haven't felt you this tense since we fell into that nest of gundarks.

[@sheltonjohnson3036]

He meant to say he was one of the steps Bob Dylan had to walk up to get on stage in 1975.

[@MrElrojo1]

And took his coat to check it and sell him some cigarettes.

[@andro4785]

This guy looks like King Farquad from Shrek if he lost his job and went into poverty.

[@laurelcook9078]

AndromedaXYZ I THOUGHT THAT TOO

[@СнежныйДжони]

well he had smartphone in 2013, thats not sucha poor guy

[@morecowbell2611]

Lord Farquad lmao so accurate

[@bradlafferty6076]

I Concur

[@mako1714]

I better see this guy in the new Bob Dylan movie

[@FLBoyFromTha412]

This man just went through every emotion in under 4 mins

[@stonermane621]

Not every, he never felt joy, maybe in his life. He just went thru the stages of grief 😆😆😆

[@TheRealMotherFucker]

@@stonermane621 and the stage of wet diarrhea pants

[@blur3253]

his torso forgot to grow

[@ProFudgey]

The 7 stages of grief

[@Screamingforvengeancee]

I know that feeling😅

[@johnpeterson4651]

He’s been waiting years to finally have the opportunity to tell someone else what he’s been hearing his whole midget life.

[@EliyaRose]

he looks like someone who would be in one of your really weird nightmares lol

[@ross430]

+Eliya x he looks like a umpa lumpa

[@kevinericsongs]

+Eliya x definitely a buskers nightmare lol

[@lukewaters6470]

+Eliya x "Your Nothin !!! ... You Suck!!! .... You got no Talent!!! .... Ima NY field school graduate ..... SUCKA!!!!! XD

[@lukewaters6470]

Eliya x go learn to play lol

[@ChicagoMike85]

"You little pip" not pimp. He said pip as in pipsqueak

[@tdpmayhemyt]

That bald spot is epic, lol. Homie is all legs😂😂😂 3:16 He didn’t have a single notification on that phone, lol.

[@LB-eu6hg]

I feel like that guy is repeating what someone did to him years ago

[@marcospintor1333]

I thought that was a woman

[@marcospintor1333]

Rai V. Yes

[@hangukhiphop]

Huh? I didn't see him steal half the guy's upper body

[@batabatonica]

Yo

[@walterwhite1006]

I feel like you're repeating a comment someone said 2 years ago

[@MrStickyIggy]

he was a world class trumpet player before they cut his torso off. a real diaprama

[@MichaelWilliams-gt2df]

Hey, Dale.....I mean Mr. Shackleford

[@halfhumanhalfzombie]

+Michael Williams Yah kinda looks like him in non animated form.

[@goalie2998]

Rusty Shackleford omg im dying

[@fogman6669]

Rusty Shackleford The more I watch the video, the more I laugh at this comment.

[@glue6143]

Rusty Shackleford lmfao

[@jriccioj]

i feel like, in a way, he's talking about himself

[@Spiritual_AJ01]

Same

[@plutoisaplanetmate39]

100%

[@derbigpr500]

I feel like, in a way, that everyone here is too stupid to understand his point and realize he's 100% right. People here just have overly low IQ's to understand what's wrong with that trumpet guy and why what he did was a mistake...and therefore why the dude yelling at him was right.

[@jriccioj]

@@derbigpr500 please enlighten me

[@Chad2Underscores]

@@derbigpr500 what did trumpet guy do?

[@PhilipMcCrotch]

I love it every time they quote this guy on Oneyplays

[@themarionette6903]

Me too. I forget abt it and then the boys hit me with some sort of nostalgia for random things on the internet

[@joshuaaaa23532]

This makes me feel sorry for this guy he is reflecting all of his insecurities

[@corichin2156]

It does, but also these types of people really hurt others. So we have to help them yes but also protect other people from the consequences of their actions. These people should not be in positions of power.

[@Steve-s.w]

no he doesn't. he really is an important person in the music industry but here he just had a karen moment.

[@garethskates5158]

@@Steve-s.w whats his name

[@Steve-s.w]

@@garethskates5158 Samuel Hyde

[@sophiaperennis2360]

@@Steve-s.w Can't believe i fell for that.

[@davidnunez8561]

"you are everything that has gone wrong in this world" wtf 😂😂😂😂

*Said the ugly gremlin troll with his crooked hunchback and his repugnant face* 😆😆

[@toasterbathbombs139]

WTFDidIJustWatch Dr.WhoWhatNow it should be the old ass hunchback Oompa Loompa

[@snezzylvvr]

Bro I think that's a phrase from GTA IV

[@arfatahmedansari8916]

Ikr 🤣🤣🤣

[@blvckfiretrvpfire15]

That part gets me every time 😂

[@Zzzk23]

I’m gonna write “sukkah,” right after the “education” part of my resume

[@fredymendez855]

lmfao I died because I work in Hr recruiting team haha we see alote of resumes

[@XxTheLegend27xX]

*Hired Immediately

[@avasadielucy9501]

Wait what-

[@SamP-by7iv]

I keep coming back to this vid. Every time it seems like he's about to chill he just makes himself angry again. He's like a perpetual motion machine of angst. Incredible.

[@Screamingforvengeancee]

Sounds like me

[@Screamingforvengeancee]

Haha

[@orkutfinance]

What makes it funnier is that when he approaches the camera he actually gets shorter.

[@VeryLovingRN]

Lol

[@genryjones9064]

Holy crap. I didnt even see that. We need to call the FBI or the MIB because this man is crazy.

[@genryjones9064]

You might be on to something.

[@thewisenoodle1116]

This man is made of Non-Euclidian Geometry

[@ericsyvrudbackup]

When 75% of your body is your legs and 15% is your torso and 10% is your head and the bald spot is so shiny Santa used him in front of the slay instead of Rudolph

[@evanhooper198]

SavageWolfee you mean sleigh but funny comment

[@t.a.d.k.d6580]

It’s 80% percent Pants According to the lore

[@PapaJoJ]

@Conor McGregor he "knew the Grateful Dead from 1966, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU"

[@muttBunch]

Dude I’m dying

[@MTH3h3l0l]

This dude needs a hug, I swear he's going to burst into tears any second

[@drygordspellweaver8761]

he needs a round house

[@ltsFaited]

No he’s not 😂 he’s just an angry loser

[@guitarmaniac004]

I think the last thing I'd wanna do is hug that man. I think the trumpet player needs a hug more than anything

[@MAGNUM1244]

yeah but where? what are ya gonna hug?

[@vincebl9899]

I feel like if I hug him he'll get his nose stuck in my belly button and go on a fucking rampage.

[@GhostOfSnuffles]

I like to think that little man was the manifestation of the musicians doubts and fears and his persistence was him overcoming his limitations.

[@suckmenow]

Poetic

[@jessebaskin8000]

😂😂😂 I’m a musician and those are all my fears 😂😂😂

[@bearmassaro]

"I represent the lollipop guild!"

[@bradhalliday2586]

+bearmassaro Haaaahaaaahaaaaaa!!!!

[@letseeitplease]

+bearmassaro thats the best comment ever, LOL ,,, you nailed it right on the head lmao, good one man,,,

[@music_by_carlos]

+bearmassaro lolllll!

[@Owyourhurtingme]

+LUKE ANDERϟϟON maybe these phone manufacturers need to fix the sideways camera problem

[@GoonSplatoon]

+LUKE ANDERϟϟON how do you type the SS?

[@PeguinDesign]

You know you have talent, when your legs are twice as long a the rest of your body...

[@NeedITDeathHeated]

Oh my god, I'm dying. That's fucking fantastic.

[@tubester4567]

Yah, the guy is all trouser

[@alfredgerogiannis5006]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhaaaa

[@DRG342]

ha! hysterical, what you said

[@Vire70]

What a sad person. He just radiates bitterness and resentment. I can't even be mad at this guy, he is clearly miserable on the inside.

[@FenrirFire18]

+ninjahobo1510 Yeah, I wouldn't care if he died.

[@ilovepigsandhorses]

+Vire70 Proof that achievements do not equal happiness.

[@d24isDURIAN]

+Vire70 with the kind of music you see on television these days, of course one would grow to be miserable =P

[@d24isDURIAN]

+ThePatriotMuckraker amen buddy

[@SillyGoose2024]

Well, you would be too if you were 5 ft tall

[@CoreShooters]

The funniest part is that the trumpeter actually does suck.

[@Coconut_Prrson]

Wouldn't say he sucks but yeah he's just ok ig

[@PeptoAbismol]

I'd start playing like shit too if a real life cartoon character started yelling at me ngl

[@karmacop217]

Tryna be different? Make sure to clean yourself off after garglin that mutated dwarf's meat

[@eman1453]

This guy is the type to bring a mattress to a pillow fight

[@amzadansari4145]

Are u sure??? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@TioPatacas]

He wouldn't. The mattress is too big for him.

[@ajpineno9113]

No he is the pillow

[@numberedcircles]

He wouldn't be able to carry it

[@Xantaxia]

A pillow is like a mattress to him.