SOCIAL DISTANCING

I've been practicing social distancing my whole life....
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[@jediknightjairinaiki560]

"You're 42 years old. Why are you high fiving?" One of my favorite lines.

[@patrickmorgan4006]

Followed by "You didn't score a touchdown." Icing on the cake!

[@a.m.7438]

I don't give a shit, I'll high five a squirrel at 50 if I get the chance 👍

[@tctoguy]

me too!! You're freaking 42!!!!

[@l.b.5892]

😂😂😂

[@a2ndopynyn]

@@patrickmorgan4006 - IKR? Fuckin' genius.

[@mynameisreallycool1]

He's been social distancing since before the Coronavirus. He's a professional.

[@DeathTrapProductions]

Since Jeffery Epstein for sure. He was on his flight manifests too.

[@nfgatorgal]

Saaaaame

[@izzywizzy685]

I’ve got it down too. For entertainment now, I cough in a store and watch the people socially distance themselves...it’s the best. 😌

[@aznbreakerboi51o]

Erebma Dammahom so was I but you don’t see me calling myself a professional.

[@mynameisreallycool1]

@@aznbreakerboi51o you're a professional to me :)

[@TEXAS2459]

AND NOW WE REALIZE HOW EARLY ON U WERE TRYING TO SAVE US FROM CORONAVIRUS WITH SOCIAL DISTANCING u are a genius prophet Sebastian

[@HaydenCornelius]

I see this as extremely lazy. Instead of actually creating and recording new material on current events like most other comedians (ex: Andrew Schultz) he just renames old bits that happen to be slightly relevant from a few years ago and re-releases them. He’s just trying to quickly cash in without putting in the work 👎🏼

[@MRSLAV]

Once I rubbed my heel with a bad shoe, so I placed a band-aid and went to the pool. I completely forgot about it and went for a swim. Few minutes later I noticed it floating close to me. Since I am not an asshole I quickly fished it out and placed into the pocket of my swimming trunks. About hour later I went to the showers and noticed that my own band-aid is still on my heel...

[@insertnamehere9154]

😂😂😂😂noooo... I know u flipped😵😂

[@davidec.4021]

Noooo ahahahah no no no

[@zealand_08]

Gross!

[@vaman5591]

I'm pretty sure that one was mine!!

[@JNYC-gb1pp]

LMFAO!

[@twalker3867]

"One box of band-aids should last you your whole life! This is a one time purchase!" I'm so dead, lol!

[@crg5460]

I agree 😂

[@praisetunny562]

Lol, u r so.

[@praisetunny562]

I mean u r so right. I laugh alot watching him

[@Mak2Grim]

@@praisetunny562 ok

[@ckmp]

So true

[@carlvictory654]

"Now my biggest problem, I can't mind my own business" 😂😂💀💀

[@rachelrobles7796]

That is so me...if my kids were reading this post they would be going "yep"...

[@jcbulldog533]

Yeah,That would definitely be me too!! With my Shades on so they can't tell I'm watching, Fun to people watch especially @ A Vegas Pool Lol

[@Snowowl64]

Yep.... Me Too!!!

[@John-qt8km]

@@rachelrobles7796 rigid with it

[@lmendes0712]

This is me too!! 😂😂

[@strikerfrost7222]

This guy must get his cardio in by doing his stand up routines. There's always so much movement lol

[@strikerfrost7222]

@Jake Shattuck Probably lol. The dude's worth 16 mil xD

[@huejanus5505]

Many Italians talk with their hands

[@JeffWithAnF]

all the puss he’s smashing too

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Watch his SEAL team 6 Bin Laden Raid bit!!! 🔥 .... 😁🐸📰🎤💻

[@cathynuytten798]

His movements are the best part of his comedy.

[@sandrawall]

118 degrees, and they’re reading a full blown book!

[@astridgalactic9336]

LOL. That would be me.

[@thecramptons]

sandrawall 🤣🤣🤣

[@starrfishhill]

sandrawall hilarious

[@gorehammer42o]

Yo why the fuck is that so funny bro? Probably read it in his accent.

[@aussiebattler6737]

Why do you guys use Fahrenheit? 🤔

[@albertleal2697]

I have being practicing social distancing all my life.

[@debbierabe1756]

So sorry Albert, youll get close to someone soon.

[@chasep86]

Debbie Rabe You didn’t get the joke or you are making fun. Either way shitty comment, Debbie!

[@lonely_ghost9857]

Lol same #introverts

[@evan.5967]

@@chasep86 poo :/

[@82dupont]

We are introverts Albert, yet no one understands.

[@KurtI2525]

Seb’s not telling jokes. He’s telling stories, telling truths. But delivering them with a totally unique, totally hilarious exaggerated style of how Italians talk. I grew up with guys like him.

[@tjk8007]

The bit about the neighbor answering the door with the full surgical mask is another very appropriate one right now. “No, what’s going on IN HERE?”

[@frankymacf]

TJ K Exactly! Thought this was going to be that bit. ‘Starts TALKING through the mask!’ 😂

[@rosasandoval2722]

Please tell me where I can watch that one.

[@dillonwoodworth6780]

Rosa Sandoval kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqmqiYNuf66Zo5Y

[@tjk8007]

@@rosasandoval2722 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqmqiYNuf66Zo5Y

[@thecramptons]

TJ K YES!!!!🤣🤣✅🤣

[@KP-rh5qz]

He’s a genius, he changed the title of the skit.

[@Rockahfellahh]

Katrina Perez yea i seen this a couple weeks ago with a different title

[@thomasbrown5763]

@@Rockahfellahh Same

[@robertrusselliv]

He’s playing the algorithm like a fiddle

[@gamertyper6476]

his marketing team did that

[@andreawinn3249]

Brilliant.

[@lokofreestyle5430]

We need people like him with this coronavirus thing going on

[@piyushjoshii]

loko freestyle who knows he’s already working on it. Can’t wait though

[@texasabbott]

You already have the older version of him running New York State: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rp3KlGycmbmrfrs

[@charleshutton284]

Netflix should make his videos of concerts available this month. Or Comedy central should ,instead of torture like "The Office" marathons.

[@mikeyo1O1]

Ahhh, he's just rebranding to squeeze out a few bucks while he can't tour. Smart, but this dude is loaded, and is completely exempt from this crisis.

[@frogskinshoelace]

No this guy sucks and isn't funny

[@VenusVoice]

If anxiety was a person, it would be this guy

[@marieteresa3963]

Actually I think it would be Richard Lewis, popular in the '80's.

[@arnabiarnab3037]

A conversation between him and Larry David will be hilarious

[@jessseiss8066]

more ADD lol

[@Federico1685]

It's anxiety, sure. But it's also the voice of reason. Pretty much like Larry David.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Agreed but I’d also add John Mulaney in there. Cuz that’s the voice of anxiety in my head 😂

[@leerothman7570]

Sebastian has got to be the finest current comedian out there at this time. I hope he continues his schtick it's the BEST

[@susanleone9767]

So funny, i can't stop laughing

[@jlo4863]

If Elaine & Kramer had a baby this would be him when he grew up. 🤣

[@rjxai]

Nailed it 🤣👌🏼

[@venom7774]

J Lo nailed it

[@timmoneilson5687]

Nailed it

[@gregcomins5964]

its so true .. good one👍

[@tr4nsd0n4ld3]

yessss I see it!!

[@christineleclerc753]

Honestly the greatest comedian I've ever seen. Can binge watch over and over. 'The band-aid bit always kills me.

[@Kenyi_]

i love the jewish passover meal joke lol

[@be8zywordpl8y68]

Yea he's one of the greats

[@notagain2422]

I have watching and rewatching ,I can’t get enough of him!

[@Kenyi_]

Have you guys seen the Tsa at the airport joke? About the laptops? 😂

[@ms.bornagain57]

Me too, and the uber skit.

[@dihett]

"One box of bandaids should last you a lifetime"..... LOL

[@iamLODD]

dihett 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kdfkdf1711]

It’s true. I think i bought bandaids when i moved in like 5years ago. If you don’t do sports or have kids... they should last a looooooooooong time. I had a nail that was about to rip into meaty part. Found out my banaids are not as sticky as they used to be.

[@bridgetdraper8671]

Mine turned gold! I just discarded them!

[@ddebenedictis]

I run through a lot of bandaids though. For one thing, whenever I go swimming I use several strategically so I have the pool all to myself.

[@ninamartinez2239]

@@bridgetdraper8671 Mine grew hair LMAO😂

[@mjdny9871]

The amount of energy on the stage is oustanding, this a real comedian. He engages you in the story with body movement.

[@onthemiss]

Yea to make up for his lack of comedy

[@scoob42]

The best comedians take everyday things, like Band-Aids, and make them funny. This is hilarious!!

[@TranceGurl20]

Us introverts seem to be a magnet for loud and annoying extroverts 🙄

[@izzylandyt]

Especially when we put in our earbuds

[@thomasmulhall4873]

Then the idiot who plays music turns up, always next to me...

[@Yamaguchi2Chris]

The bus is empty. They sit right next to me!

[@BlueLatte-f3f]

Kriz Yamz lol! But if it was a bus of introverts it would be empty🚎

[@whitenoise3447]

fill yourself up with a pure intention so that people don't see you as an empty vessel to project their nonsense into.

[@NANDA-JONES]

Haha 😂.. pools are nasty .it’s like taking a bath with a bunch of people you don’t know at the same time🤢

[@francescogallego]

That's why they got the bleach. It kills the germs

[@radhiadeedou8286]

Ikr, that's why when I'm on vacation I go to the pool at like 8am, as soon as people start getting in, especially little kids, I get out

[@J-CBertrand-tp6bg]

Nanda Jones Some of whom may have peed in the bathtub 😂‼️😷

[@NANDA-JONES]

J-C Bertrand you caught me hehe 😜

[@NANDA-JONES]

keeper of Dreams yea kills germs but not sight like poop 💩

[@emilyspector2728]

THIS GUY....IS...representing my whole father's side. Christ, now I don't feel so bad acting the way I do! Lolol!! It's normal! Yay!!💜💜💜

[@Vicvines]

that's exactly how the fuck I feel

[@massabielle2821]

Emmmmmily! Don’t use the Lord’s Name in vain.......🤨

[@mgw9562]

Emily Alterio can you leave our Lord out of this please🤨

[@isadormoti6977]

Funny... yes. Normal... ahhh, NO!

[@MusicLover-wo7ig]

Toni and MG W, great witness, guys, showing the love of Christ. NOT!!!! You guys are only coming off as judgmental and self righteous.

[@margob6203]

“I’m not gettin’ inta da pool wit bandaid juice floatin’ on top-a da pool, alright?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mortthemoose]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@borts1171]

The gesture at 3:00 about refilling the pool made me almost fall off my chair!

[@spencera1129]

Yup.... was looking for this comment

[@ambernotsofierce605]

So relatable. Thank God it turns out we’re not alone in our social views.

[@a.k.4085]

His physicality comedy is off the charts.

[@TPTP8080]

Mannerisms.

[@markmarky]

Yes,the physicality is great! It's what makes it! ;)

[@jcbulldog533]

@@markmarky Yes,It does most definitely he's insanely animated in a good way!!!

[@JudoAndrew]

Reminds me of Dane Cook

[@sky_owl8538]

a BANDAID!!! Get it AWAY from me!!!

[@CPez]

“After the First Bandaid, isn’t it a Hospital Visit?” 😆

[@zahedah80]

That one had me on the floor!

[@taylorrancourt3460]

The timing is the best part, and the whisper.

[@eduardo_corrochio]

He makes you laugh with his ideas/writing, vocal talents, timing, facial contortions, body movements and mannerisms ... it's a lot of work, and it's friggin' excellent entertainment. And he is my celebrity crush right now, LOL. 😍

[@johnpeluso7050]

I wonder where on the upper west side a single girl might meet a matador? Perhaps Zabars? Or Ray's Pizza!

[@eduardo_corrochio]

@@johnpeluso7050 Hahaha! As long as the lady dances better than my *last* torrid affair, that girl was a debacle.

[@valerievalerie5897]

Hysterical I could watch him on a loop

[@chadcorley2702]

valerie Valerie he’s amazing! Check out his video Bow and Arrow

[@TheIndigolee72]

Ikr??!!! I love him.

[@valerievalerie5897]

Chad oddly enough since I follow him on FB he renamed a bit from that show ( which I hadn’t seen yet) called it “ social distancing “ about people in LV pool. I watered up I was laughing so hard. I loved he physical and his expressions and the crankiness of him. FB he was letting his daughter brush his hair

[@ms.bornagain57]

I love you sabastian, you say out loud every thing that goes through my mind.

[@jarrettbakersr]

Can’t believe I just discovered him a month ago. He is HILARIOUS!! I’ve binged all of his specials!!

[@ohiohvac]

Hi! You have to watch the skit - with his father and the raccoons in their garden!!! 🤣 🤣

[@fbyron4787]

He has done some video each day of the "quarantine". His pne w/ his daughter doing gis hair is great! Day 4

[@monica11760]

I first heard about him as he was a guest on Jerry Seinfeld's show "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee". It was a really great episode. Hope you have heard him talk about how people used to treat unexpected guests ..... but things have changed. LOL. Here it is ! kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5nZYYBqotOle5o

[@nievesarduengo6435]

Have you seen him on the skit when he was teaching his dad using the computer!!

[@pokellaa]

Year ago for me.

[@jennifersalas367]

"after four bandaids its a hospital visit..." LOL

[@stevehideg3543]

After one band-aid, actually.

[@lordot8665]

How can so many people dislike this? This is quality.

[@kimcest]

Because it's the worst actual crap I've ever had to force my husband to watch to show him how horrible this is

[@lordot8665]

@@kimcest you have no sense of humor

[@kimcest]

Yeah I think you might want to turn that around. There are tons of great comedians. Sebastian is not one of them. Jo koy and Dan Cummins are way better. This dude is like an Andrew Dice Clay (who also sucks) rip off

[@lordot8665]

@@kimcest not one of his best bits he has alot better ones.

[@BITESIZEJONES]

@@kimcest you're probably a southerner? This is more of a northern brand of humor.

[@KatyWithAWhyyy]

I don’t “chit chat” either...makes me cringe. Thanks for helping to normalize this a little bit, Sebastian ✌🏼☺️💚

[@zeke865]

He always brings his game when it comes to comedy this guy is a legend that always makes me have a good laugh 🙏👌

[@theworldsonheroin]

Never heard of him before but He is Me. Socially hostile, inept or degenerate people always seem to sit or stand by me.

[@kevd9825]

Google the video of him with a company like when company comes over it’s hilarious

[@lynnturman8157]

Where do you live? I'm coming over.

[@jamievidd775]

His Chipotle bit is hilarious

[@scottjames2355]

V, the guy is nuts, look up "Aren't You Embarrassed". If you like his schtick, I love it, you will definitely find a lot to laugh at.

[@lauraw7197]

Same here

[@trenaesumter2902]

He's so hilarious! One of the best comedians ever!!

[@xiaorishu]

LOL! This guy is hilarious xD I'm glad this popped up in my recommendations.

[@rescuepetsrock9880]

I saw him live in KC. His mannerisms on stage is the best part. I was laughing so loud that I couldn't breathe. If you have a chance, definitely recommend going to see him.

[@flamingdragon86]

Hey he’s my cousin

[@BNM124]

He’s the best one!

[@g.williamportnoy]

He's got it all, I just found him a week ago and couldn't believe how funny. Watched 3 times in a row, just as good.. Pity those who come after at a show....

[@37Raffaella]

He is the best 🤣🤣🤣

[@edwardbliss8931]

Am I the only one loving this self-quarantine? I hate crowds and I dread my job. You're an inspiration COVID-19. Thanks for a one month vacation

[@TheSands83]

Edward Bliss did u really quarantine yourself? For real? I’d lose my fucking mind! I don’t even think about it.. no one in my town is acting any different life is moving on as usual

[@legolover6619]

No, I love it too😍

[@edwardbliss8931]

Unfortunately the worst is yet to come. Tough times are ahead...I have to deal with assholes in society and back to work at a job I hate

[@overcomer4226]

Not so nice if you're self employed

[@evansjohnc]

You sound like your loving this more than the kids who are out if school.

[@VsLeo1]

“118 degrees, they are reading a full blown book” 😂😂📚

[@seekerofpowerfulideas2727]

Vanessa Leonard this was my fav part LOL

[@nyrockchicxx]

That would be me. And away from people. lol

[@VsLeo1]

nyrockchicxx Loll exactly! I had been social distancing way before it was a thing! 😂

[@C.Church]

Lol yeah, like one maybe torn in half down the spine, he could see that. But a full blown one, whoa-ho! 😁

[@davinacutchall3971]

What book.

[@iwarriorpoet1]

Mr Maniscalco, it is hard to adequately express how much my wife and I love your stuff. Keep cranking it out!!! We saw you in Boston, and will definitely see you again when this situation passes.

[@understandtheotherside5327]

Social Distancing: Extroverts: 😯🤐😮😥😣😳😱 Introverts: 😏😌🙋🧘🤸🙂🙂🙂

[@katiearbuckle9017]

Yeah I been enjoying myself.

[@jabrown1978]

lol So true. I'm an introvert so I'm loving it tbh.

[@mindfulclarity169]

I'm an introvert but I still enjoyed watching movies and live theatre on my own but they are shut down now so introverts are also suffering.

[@LJdaentertainer]

@@mindfulclarity169 boo fucking hoo

[@ninamartinez2239]

@@LJdaentertainer OH BE NICE.

[@thebettin]

Sebastian is the best comic I have ever seen or heard. He is hilarious!

[@freespirited91]

This dude always have me laughing, no matter how im feeling. He is so funny. 😄😄😄

[@LuxioV2]

Only a minute in and this is already a great bit, his timing & mannerisms are on point thanks KZbin suggestions! 😂

[@awesomepossum2598]

Doctors: you need to stay indoors until the coronavirus is over. Introverts: my time has come!

[@nope_no_nunya.]

YES!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I, too, am in Introvert Heaven!

[@AEdavirgin]

Yesssss💪💪💪

[@olymolly3637]

Also, introverts: First time?

[@Pinkranger87]

Right. I'm Yes. I now have reason to stay in room

[@lisaw6219]

Amen to that shit! I feel like my personality has been validated by mother nature...

[@kerianne1595]

Best comic! I'm an Italian so I totally get this humor! My husband is still trying to understand it, lol!

[@ServantofGod07]

you married a stunado

[@qwerty69600]

Weird, I'm not Italian and I got it straight away.

[@rebeccawhalen2590]

I’m crying. He’s too funny All my friends are Italian or Greek I hope he’s around for along time

[@StoneColdFox17]

I've been prepared for this almost my entire adult life! 👍😁

[@pnoipr8]

He has been social distancing and not taking any selfies of himself. Thats my love language right there.

[@motorpsykler]

I wonder if he takes selfies of other people.

[@jadedangel8609]

SCRcat6 🤦‍♀️😂

[@2HRTS1LOVE]

He has to be one of the greatest physical comedians of all time, he's like Chris Farley with really funny commentary.

[@tivisaydorta2422]

You must watch his stand ups!

[@emekabronson8697]

Jim carrey as well - Chris Farley is bad example because he used his 'weight' as a prop

[@teresahowick5197]

Omg it’s true he’s like Chris

[@dihett]

So right. It's the mannerisms and the sly grins that crack me up.

[@yankee2666]

What!?

[@RH-tv9hk]

"Oh hiiii! We love the weather! We come once a year!" "I don't do that shit." 🤚😶

[@entityarif8404]

I stopped shopping at Trader Joe's just because the cashiers always want to start up a conversation.

[@insertnamehere9154]

😂😂😂omg. I flatlined on this comment.

[@DChristina]

Entity Arif _ that's just sad

[@JNYC-gb1pp]

They're so nice there though. It's not even fake nice, they seem to hire very friendly people. The cramped aisles, long lines and slow-ass spacey vegans blocking access to shelves is what keeps me away from TJs.

[@FWWBrand]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LarrysLibrary]

This guy makes me literally cry-laugh....tears just streaming over here

[@LarrysLibrary]

@@wehavetowakeup2049 Well he literally did make me cry-laugh quite literally so I said literally......literally.

[@chrisrob722]

"There's always a loose bandaid in the pool" 😂😆

[@tamahtaylor7411]

So nasty. I hate to see used band aids anywhere.

[@rasheedjeffries5754]

@@tamahtaylor7411 yeah man that shit is so disgusting

[@jackfrost13588]

Social distancing, Isolation, self quarantine? More like everyday life

[@Mortthemoose]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Oh dear!!! My stomach is hurting, and I've had tears of laughter rolling down my face for the past 20 mins of watching this guy!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vikramsrinivasan8176]

"Leftover bandaids when you die for next generation" 🤣

[@Mortthemoose]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rasul407]

What I adore about this guy is that he has a good heart and he is humane

[@Dbrockjohnson]

I’m 42 and died laughing at the high five bit! Dude I can’t stand that! Same way as you bro

[@thesouleternal5701]

In Finland we have done this thing called social distancing since 1800s...

[@junoneith6928]

Can i move there? 😉

[@yankee2666]

I've met some of you Fins - you're a bunch of boring fkrs.

[@jewelofthesouth27]

Ah yes, a Nordic country known for it's warm and passionate citizens. 😉

[@larissadueck2643]

My grandmother was from Finland. My mom is from Sweden. I have a LARGE personal bubble space.

[@rhetthill6743]

We need Sebastian’s humour right now more than ever! He cracks me up every time! I forget for that brief moment the crisis we are all facing

[@Tom2312yueyei]

Crisis? You mean propaganda. Influenza has killed way more people this year alone, you don't see people up in arms over that. Wake up.

[@goaskmymom1350]

No!!! We need him NOW three years later more than ever!!!

[@standright8151]

Even the simplest and banal thought and thing he makes it funny. I just saw him live in Az. Loved it❣️

[@pokr122]

Where in Az?

[@cadillacdeville5828]

The fact he has 2 kids now ...😂🤣. He'll be at the pool lol

[@KarlMySuitcase]

And his band-aid consumption will skyrocket. Probably needed one once a week from age 3-6.

[@tranceforlife1]

He'll be at the pool for sure. But, it'll be his own. And I'm sure that bandaid will find him. Hahaa.

[@victoriahale5254]

Cadillac Deville lol in his backyard maybe

[@vsklore1819]

And he will get some sanka with sara lee crumble cake haha

[@lauramalek3128]

No his wife will take the kids to the pool. She's a people person, loves to play (his words one of his routines), he's the antisocial one.

[@B-RaDD]

This is the most perfect reupload... For the time we're in right in... Also btw beautiful video with your little earlier today

[@mcdaviddeservesbetter8]

Life is hard right now, but this helps me *FUH - GET* about it.

[@jeffwolfplays0513]

It’s not even hard. People just over reacting.

[@christinaschaplowsky4241]

Love the oilers..

[@jakelehtinen3806]

Dude McDavid does deserve better. He's SO good and I hate to see him carry his team. Btw I'm a Hawks fan

[@ickdon7999]

McDavid makes at least 10 million a year. I think he’s doing ok by most human standards.

[@mcdaviddeservesbetter8]

Life without hockey isn’t life.

[@TheFirstGroover]

Band-aid, facial mask, distancing behavior, get nervous at queue, what else...grandma in the basement cooking every day, get fast doing things (be practical, don't losing time) at the supermarket and food store..this man was already prepared for covid world

[@eltravo2112]

“When you die you should have leftover band-aids 🩹 for generations to come” Facts! I remember my grandmothers tin box of band-aids that are somewhere in my bathroom cabinet.

[@genxx2724]

I wish I had one of those tins.

[@mrhitz7060]

Why is This so & STILL!!!!!!! funny even after watching this 1000 times. This is me ALL the way!!!!!!!

[@TyroneBiggums789]

news: Social distancing! stay at home! My clinical depression: Chill, chill, We good fam........

[@olymolly3637]

& introverts: Understandable haha.

[@TyroneBiggums789]

@@olymolly3637 good point

[@erinerin3439]

I am with this

[@Pinkranger87]

Same here

[@stephenlaviola2204]

I've always said, house arrest is on my bucket list. Well we'll see now.

[@neolithic3]

I've been preparing my whole life for this social distancing/isolation

[@wutttheheckler2094]

That's great. U got some toilet paper?🙁

[@LuxioV2]

wuttTHEheckler pro tip for the apocalypse a moveable shower head becomes the bidet

[@wutttheheckler2094]

@@LuxioV2 ⛲😌Ahhh! Thanks Big L!👍

[@rasheedjeffries5754]

@@LuxioV2 lol

[@olymolly3637]

Asians with wet style bathroom complete with bidet or water hose with nozzle: First time?

[@ElijahRuelas]

I’m 29 and I can’t do any of his movements. Goodness this guy is in shape.

[@ninamartinez2239]

I hear that. Only that's the rich for you.

[@yankee2666]

And you're out of shape.

[@ElijahRuelas]

Yank ee That was implied sir.

[@ElijahRuelas]

Greg V It’s all that olive oil.

[@gvlacic21]

@Greg V y'all age worse than anyone I've seen bruh. Maybe not you. But all the Italians I've seen. Yeesh.

[@jonnyj2331]

Hands down the greatest gift to comedy in a very long time. Timeless comedy.

[@jonnyj2331]

@Lightbringer well, that's not very nice of you. Why are you here then? That's the best part of comedy, some find humor in daily life activities the way Sebastian describes them. Seinfeld also had this gift. Some people, maybe like yourself, like fart jokes. There is plenty of laughs to go around.

[@jonnyj2331]

@Lightbringer Ah, understand. I get it. Not everyone's cup of tea but no, i don't have low standards. Lots of comedy to choose from out there. Be safe and stay healthy my friend.

[@LisaNaomi24]

"You're 42 years old, why are you high-fiving?" 🤭🤣

[@ashemamuur8310]

Yea.... I been socially distant my whole life 😂

[@ccpr15]

Me too

[@shadowstreaks1197]

He is literally the human embodiment of my dad’s childhood, personality, and my family😂 Must be an Italian thing

[@kenq7948]

I lived in an Italian neighborhood in Queens. Lots of guys like this. Good times.

[@Chris-hp9be]

More like Sicilian type of Italian. Very different from the more populous Northern people

[@ohiohvac]

Exactly

[@juliagraham-lemon775]

He’s so hilarious and the way he moves is just the icing on the cake. I’m convinced he used to be a dancer at some point in his life

[@marcallan9577]

Awesome, this guy is HILARIOUS hope we can see him live

[@epapa217]

He has stand up on Netflix until then 😉

[@Noah-ci6uk]

You hear them before you see them 🤣🤣

[@meganbutcher7341]

Sabastian is the cure the world needs. I laughed so hard I cried. I’m gonna stock up on binge watching his videos like crazed people stock up on TP.

[@radhiadeedou8286]

Even though he's american and he was born in the US, Sebastian is deeply European

[@MisterSolitude]

Americans are Europeans

[@headsuphockeypodcast2707]

Radhia Deedou He’s more Sicilian-American than anything. I’m more Polish-Dutch than I am American.

[@ShiningLight411]

N G what does it even mean? 😂😂😂

[@radhiadeedou8286]

@N G why? What's the problem? Is there a big life lesson I should be getting? I thought it was just a funny bit but apparently I was wrong

[@radhiadeedou8286]

@@headsuphockeypodcast2707 he always says that his dad insists that he's Sicilian not Italian, apparently it's a big deal for Sicilians

[@franks7810]

Sebastian is one of those comedians you simply cannot just listen too. You have to watch his specials. His movements combined with his material and delivery really make him a one of a kind comic.

[@philbutthead]

Sebastian captures the essence of the Italian attitude.

[@song9119]

I need to see this man at a live event

[@joanneangrisani3393]

Sebastian is by far the funniest comedian these days. Can’t get enough 🤣

[@joeybagadonuts7332]

ME TOO always practice distant socializing and I don't like loud people

[@whitwhit344]

“Reading a full blown book!” Bahahahaha

[@jacquelinetoney8388]

One of the funniest bits EVER! I scream everytime I hear it! Much love! Bahahahahahaha! And I'm 65!!!! I just love it!

[@LazyMofos]

Yooo foot bandaids in the pool... a fear idk i even had, thats just as nasty as people that would put money in their socks. You can keep your bunion juice, toenail dust, and ankle hair I dont even need my 20$ back.

[@SocialStudiess]

Man, I feeeeel him when he said, "I heard them before I saw them." Seriously, aren't you embarrassed!?!

[@SocialStudiess]

@Here Beforeyou cool story...

[@jayrock8564]

This paisan!!! Is the best comedian in the industry, foget it italian we always tell the truth even when we lie, I don't chitchat!!! Lol..👍

[@jimwallace3441]

Love your comedy. So does my 50 year old son. That gives you an idea how old I must be. Anytime I see something new I send it to my son. We think you’re hilarious. We love the physical comedy. You’re one of a kind. I wish we could watch a whole set of your comedy.

[@carolynnyakush2024]

We had such a blast seeing him in person while he was in Atlanta GA. Best 2 hours of laughter!!! Highly recommend.

[@jugaajugaa3447]

Look at this guy's appearance. He's ahead than the rest of us, he's era-distanced himself back to the 80s.

[@alyxskyler]

Because of the purpley pink sweater?

[@seanhuntsman7834]

jugaa jugaa good times :-)

[@bsing2u]

Hot and sexy

[@hihu7200]

This style of comedy defies decades. You can find examples of this in any decade.

[@yankee2666]

"era-distanced?" ERA-DISTANCED????

[@lunagrace5239]

The man's totally prepared for all this bullshit 😁.....my favorite video at the moment is his baby girl brushing his hair 😀♥️

[@josephdale69]

Probably the only comedian who could host the Academy Awards.

[@TG-ny3vv]

Ricky Gervais

[@OmarDelawar]

Sebastian, you are one of the funniest dudes alive! I can feel your pain being introverted, we been at that social distancing game since we were born lol. The people who get corona are exclusively extroverts!

[@gratefulRed69]

people's behavior during this Covid19 crisis is pure GOLD for these comics. Sebastian will have some great material to share once this lockdown is lifted. Dude is funny AF !!