Batman VS Santa Claus

[@ncgproductions9656]

Darkseid canonically tries to kill Santa every year, and every year Santa manages to deliver him a lump of coal.

[@RedKing_YT]

i guess batman is just worse then darkseid or he is just that much hated. makes you feel bad until you realize batman with no memories will have a better life then batman. its like spiderman without no way home.

[@DoodleDonkey45]

So you're telling me santa is strong enough to not get killed by darkseid AND give him coal every year? 😭

[@Przemo24]

@DoodleDonkey45 yes

[@PariahRonin]

So what happened to Santa in the Absolute Universe then?

[@AyudaPorFavorJDI]

@@PariahRonin futurama

[@valdonchev7296]

By never revealing his existence to Bruce Wayne by not delivering gifts, Santa managed to deny Batman the one advantage that could have saved him here. Prep Time

[@sctumminello]

My...God...

[@stormhawk31]

😂

[@andredominguez3199]

He figured it out!

[@tolucafan101]

😂😂😂

[@wiswc]

The prep time joke needs to die

[@ፔ̇̈]

Santa being implied to be the one behind the murder of Bruce’s parents was the greatest plot twist.

[@HoV326]

Sant Claus is Coming to Town always did have sinister undertones

[@RedKing_YT]

no in one of the animation shows its revealed to just be a random guy and he is attacked by batman's enemies for creating batman.

[@HotPocketM]

Had to do it for the Character development

[@hyperiongm330]

*Batman's Rogues gallery about to make sure Saint Nicholas is properly canonized*

[@OniJoker9]

@@RedKing_YTyou do realize that most of solid jj shorts are they're own thing and there's not a solid jj DC canon

[@joecab1]

The Bane spine snap at the end really made it

[@treyhelms5282]

Don't mess with Santa!

[@Wub-rv9xx]

Sic semper tyrannus!

[@lhfirex]

That's how you deal with a rich boy who doesn't appreciate getting such a fine gift as his mother's lost pearls.

[@ibrahimGÜNEŞ-y7p]

MF this happens to me every time. I think the video is over i look at the comments and then i see some one comments the thing that I didn't then I look the video and then the thing happens. Does this happen to you guys to?

[@Antebios]

I pissed myself laughing at this in the end!! 😂😂😂

[@jonathancampbell5231]

"All my elves have oddly winter themed names....Killer Frost...Captain Cold...Mister Freeze..."

[@davidhong1934]

Don't forget the superhero named "Ice" Not villainous or anything, but we should probably get a moratorium on cold-themed characters

[@mrsamaritan6881]

Icicle Junior...

[@pariahdark1892]

Icicle Sr as well.​@@mrsamaritan6881

[@danielconnor8547]

I was waiting for Samta to say these names

[@PyroTheRabbit]

What about Freezer tho

[@The_Jumping_Box]

There is one present with your name on it Bruce Batman opens the gift, inside he finds a coupon for new parents, but its expired This is a santa joke

[@kingbeauregard]

eat a dinner, mattress jumping box

[@clowncargaming8046]

Santa flips Alfred

[@painvillegaming4119]

Batman proceed to gather his entire family and jump Santa

[@Wakame75]

@@clowncargaming8046 Alfred lands heads up which means Santa goes home (without giving Bruce a present once again)

[@Microsoft-Excel-2010]

Santa: I follow no rules. That's my only rule. Do you follow? I don't.

[@Theycallmetomu]

Did Batman seriously think he could take on Santa Claus without any prep time?!

[@dementrox7612]

Well silver age batman definitly wouldn't have a chance

[@universalspaceexpeditioner8259]

Not even Batgos can beat Santa. He should have known better.

[@dementrox7612]

@@universalspaceexpeditioner8259 what about element x which can bring batman to multiversal level?

[@wiswc]

​@dementrox7612Santa would defeat him regardless

[@Nahyoudontgetthat]

Decades of prep time would not be enough..... it's like trying to beat a season

[@njivwathomassilavwe2056]

The fact Batman canonically knows and helps Santa is hilarious. This is the same man who goes to Apokalips just to give Darkseid coal and he still skipped Bruce

[@SoundClaw09]

Are you the tooth fairy? No. I’m Batman!

[@khizeryusufzai2185]

Superman was mad Batman didn’t tell him

[@ncgproductions9656]

Nice edit 😎

[@barbarafisher1517]

Well he also saved and fought with Abraham Lincoln

[@clanglois781]

it's even better, batman trained under santa.

[@Claudia-qg9dg]

When Santa was listing the names of his elves and was going “Mr. Snowball, Mr. Stocking” etc., I was waiting for him to say “Mr. Freeze”. C’mon, missed a golden opportunity there!

[@Kos4Evr]

Ms. Frost

[@VR275KG]

Exactly! I thought that was gonna make Batman try to beat him up 😂

[@gxgamer8994]

​@@Kos4Evr And the captain of his elf squad Captain Cold.

[@paulferancik7766]

Eh, I see it as more “low hanging fruit”, I’m glad he didn’t go for it.

[@thatkidoverthere682]

Yes, the head elf should be Mr. Freeze, and Santa reveals his own name is actually Joe Chill

[@vullord666]

0:13 Meanwhile there's currently a DC team up comic for Batman & Santa (and was last year too) that revealed Bruce trained with Santa when he went around the world AND is now on a first name basis with "Kris". In fact Clark is the one that got on Bruce was not telling him he knew Santa (Clark LOVES Santa).

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

💀

[@uniball5667]

Ngl, the fact they made his first name Kris and not Nicholas or "Nick" kind of pisses me off

[@DanDoesStuffs]

So Santa's full name is Kris Mas?

[@jeffwei]

@@DanDoesStuffsno. It’s Kris Kringle…

[@jeffwei]

@@uniball5667Kris Kringle is a common name for Santa…why does it make you so angry?

[@TwilightWolf032]

"Sic semper tyrannis" is a Latin phrase that means "thus always to tyrants." It suggests that tyrannical leaders will inevitably face downfall or punishment. Jesus Christ, Santa!

[@alexanderf8451]

Ma Wayne knows she she did.

[@kiartoons2010]

I assumed it meant he was Russian

[@sdgdhpmbp]

They're one person?

[@SH2K9]

Thank you so much! I know me and everyone else who saw that quote was like, "Check the comments; I'm sure somebody knows what that means". Thanks for being that "somebody" ;)

[@DB-Fighter-Carson]

And rule for thee not for me obviously cause Santa by this and implications of having an elf mob is a tyrant.

[@isaackereakos8427]

Bane: Who are you? Santa Claus: I'm the man who broke the bat...both physically AND emotionally.

[@slacknhash]

Bane: (laughs uproariously) We have much in common, you and I. But please, tell me... a scared and lonely child born in the Peña Duro prison on Santa Prisca would very much like to know: where were you? Santa: Ho ho hOH SHIT! *KRAKT*

[@josephperez2004]

​@@slacknhash Santa: You were in prison! Bane: I was born there!

[@owenbaker2.084]

Fun fact in the comics, Mrs. Claus becomes a member of the Blue Lantern Corp, and she teams up with Green Lantern to save Christmas.

[@BlizzardofOze]

And the Heatmiser goes on to replace Atrocitus in the Red Lanterns. Really odd series tbh.

[@Deadpool3E]

Then she became a hot elf muscle mommy!

[@HeadHunter-mv2ht]

@@Deadpool3E personally I like to think the elf form is her true form while the old lady form is just to keep up appearances in public.

[@CoolusGuyus]

Colonel Sanders is a canonical green lantern and he exists in all 52 of the new 52 universes

[@SavantPete]

"Oh, you think Christmas cheer is your ally. But you merely embraced the jingle; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see a snowless winter until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but humbug. The holiday spirit betrays you because it belongs to me."- Santa probably

[@jacobe2995]

Ho ho ho, you've been good, you thought this was your victory. But your cheer, your joy, they are nothing compared to my reign over the holiday. I will show you where I have made my gifts, and when it is done, and the last present is placed, you will truly understand what it means to be on the Naughty List. Oh, you think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the night; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see a snowless winter until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but humbug. The holiday spirit betrays you because it belongs to me. And while you cling to your fleeting moments of joy, I will use the true power of Christmas to break you!

[@louisduarte8763]

"What happens if I take your hat off? Will you die?" "It will be extremely painful." "You look like you can take it." "For YOU."

[@PaigeMora3x]

Fun DC factoid: Santa always delivers a lump of coal to Darkseid without him noticing, regardless of how much he strengthens his defenses. Power is that!

[@louisduarte8763]

Without him noticing? Santa personally hand delivers the coal to Darkseid, after knocking out his defenses.

[@Pillow5816]

The fact that Santa Claus is a real DC character is the weirdest and funniest thing to me. And from what I remember it isn't one-off appearances either, he's like a consistent figure.

[@toxic_tomb1238]

And a marvel character, and he's a mutant

[@Kateshi]

​@@toxic_tomb1238I mean, at this point we can all agree that Santa IS canon in pretty much everything.

[@paisley8136]

Hows that strange? comic books are made for children, of course they would make santa real

[@Gloomdrake]

@@toxic_tomb1238an Omega level mutant, even

[@toxic_tomb1238]

@paisley8136 they aren't, it's just a medium, not a genre for kids, SOME comics are for kids, but other stuff is definitely not

[@Athrel]

Was waiting for the "Orphans never get presents from Santa" joke.

[@SunYat-sen]

the second worse thing to happen to those orphans

[@neooblisk0084]

​@@SunYat-sen Good memories...

[@MrCat-zz5eo]

@@SunYat-sen The first being hired as a brand new Robin

[@diannejohn5346]

there is no joke.

[@topcatfan]

​@@diannejohn5346Cuz it ain't funny

[@tarkan6729]

I have a hard time believing that Alfred wouldn't have set out extra gifts "from Santa" for Bruce just so he didn't feel left out

[@bloodraven432]

I don’t know why Batman thought he could take Santa. He’s the guy who breaks into Apokolips each year to hand deliver Darkseid his coal.

[@danielkawamuraa4295]

I think he just wanted to punch Santa

[@MrGranten]

With how much Batman gets buffed sometimes, I'd be surprised if he didn't think he could go mano a mano with both of them.

[@mirkalimaricadie160]

2:56 "You see Bruce... The Wealthy are always on the naughty list" Is one Santa's elves named Luigi Magione?

[@andrewmcguinness1845]

Italians *are* pretty short...

[@COOLERthenU]

Funfact: in the comics batman trained undner santa clause to learn how commit breaking and entering and also asked him later how to comfort children when he got robin

[@captsomeguy1]

That sentence...doesn't sound right....

[@COOLERthenU]

@captsomeguy1 how si

[@COOLERthenU]

@@captsomeguy1 how so

[@KelpTheGreat]

They're implying something to do with pedophilia, but "comfort" is a perfectly normal word without any negative connotations so I think it's a stretch.

[@COOLERthenU]

@KelpTheGreat :(

[@bigyoshi5170]

Every Justice League member is about to get folded by the Grinch, the Jim Carrey energy cannot be defeated.

[@captaincritter6173]

What?

[@destroyerbreaker7394]

My favorite DC Santa story is the one where it's revealed he goes to Apokalips every year to give Darkseid a piece of coal and Darkseid keeps improving his defenses and traps to kill or stop Santa. Last time, Santa was slightly charred, his hat at least, and just said it was a good try as he personally puts a piece of coal on Darkseid's hands and runs as Darkseid starts preparing some Omega Beams to shoot at him. Also canon in Marvel Universe, last seen giving Spider-Boy, Peter Parker's sidekick that was removed from the timeline and everyone forgot, a photo of his missing mom, this was some issues before he finds his mom who forgot all about him and kinda adopted a clone of him with the head of a spider but also before comic shenanigans makes her remember her son and promptly abandona the spider kid she adopted for good who is last seen in an institution for weird non mutant people wondering if his mom will come back before another kid says she won't since she has a normal kid now...ahhh, comics.

[@punishedwhirligig3353]

Batman just lets it happen in revenge for what happened here

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Depending on if the Grinch's Who-ville is the same Who-ville from Horton Hears a Who, the Grinch is smaller than a speck of dust. I don't think he's a threat. 😅

[@Sam_Sam2]

1:48 Zakariya is the Arab form of the Hebrew name Zechariah implying Santa has a Jewish or Muslim Elf.

[@tombolt13thexehanort29]

Catholics also live in the Arab region, catholics also use the Hebrew language. Conclusion, the elf could be a catholic from the Arabs as well.

[@avicarnonbagel279]

​@@tombolt13thexehanort29as far as I know most middle eastern Christians are orthodox, not Catholic, but the point stands.

[@thediethrower1803]

@@tombolt13thexehanort29 Turns out *every* religion confuses Santa.

[@jlev1028]

​@tombolt13thexehanort29 No, they don't. The only Christian denomination that honors the tongue of the Jewish people are those paleo types who claim to be Jews themselves.

[@josiaharaki7310]

Hebrew names, or their latinized/westernized forms are among the most common in the world because they're popular Biblical Christian names. John, Joseph, Steven, Hannah, Sarah, Matthew, Mary, etc. My own name is that of an ancient King of Judah.

[@BluhBluhDuck]

Batman getting his back broken is a Canon Event.

[@CyanRooper]

"I felt the soles of my feet touch the back of my head on that one!"

[@HoV326]

​@@CyanRooper"Doo-doo-doo-do That's Bane!"

[@DrakeBarrow]

Batman-themed Christmas cracker.

[@LAMBboymastermazer]

PAUSE

[@Rahhelthethird]

It‘s a fixed point in time. Even a Timelord couldn‘t change that event.

[@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414]

"Way to victimize yourself, Rich Boy." I've yet to watch the whole video, but whatever goes to Santa, he had it coming.

[@kbstudios_64]

Santa really did a reverse flash moment.

[@mrckapm2241]

1:09 Santa hates rich kids confirmed

[@spinzer101]

He also hates poor kids. I guess he only respects the middle class.

[@monokomomo4977]

to be fair the rich in gotham is evil

[@Pijin-z8u]

I mean, he gives people stuff for free and he wears red. He's probably a communist

[@mrckapm2241]

@ Santa didn’t specify Gotham tho

[@eman4630]

@@monokomomo4977 Makes sense that place has like 50 different secret socities running it.

[@jagothegamer5750]

Missed opportunity to have one of the elves named "Mr.Freeze"

[@Outrack]

Wasn’t missed, was just way too obvious.

[@Crumble_n_use]

Batman never even considers that all the Brain Damage he inflicts yearly might get him on the naughty list

[@Fourtytwo4242]

Bruce actually gives free healthcare to all gotham citizens. He also helps in reconstruction programs, employment, charities and more......WTF DID SANTA DO?!?!

[@AgentofLADON]

Honestly I expected it was all those times he saved the Joker. Like, he doesn't need to kill him personally, but maybe stop rescuing him.

[@elqueobserva7663]

​@@AgentofLADON In fact, on one occasion the Joker was seriously injured in a confrontation with another villain, while he was bleeding Batman arrived, and instead of taking advantage to go after the other villain and let him die, he stayed to cure the Joker...Lmao

[@AgentofLADON]

@elqueobserva7663 was that the time Onomatopoeia knifed Joker in the throat?

[@MrCat-zz5eo]

"But Santa, they're not dead!" "Well you never put Tommy's health insurance into consideration, didn't you?" "..." "I think Bruce Wayne can do more good where Batman falters, young man. You just have to listen to your heart. And also watch out for the Court of Owls."

[@tekabe5150]

Why do you think I wear Red Comrade? -Santa Claus

[@Cacus-Eva]

2:41 Batman sure has the pastiest, skinniest hands no wonder Santa folded him like an omelette

[@PessimistPirate]

I had to rewind it several times to see Santa giving Batman the Bane backbreaker special, lol.

[@AtrakKarta]

🎶Parents got run over by a reindeer Walking home from the theatre Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Alfred, we believe🎶

[@DimitrisGenn]

What's funny is that in a recent comic, not only do Santa and Batman know each other, but apparently Santa was one the people who trained Bruce.

[@alexrexaros9837]

DC may have the Endless, the Lanterns, the New Gods, Superman One Million, but all quiver in fear that they might be on Santa's naughty list.

[@Ryder-a-Blaze]

Santa gave weapons to the kids from Chronicles of Narnia but all Bats gets is a broken back, Bane must have put that on his wish list.

[@drewlevy9557]

I like that implies Bane has been a good boi all year.

[@birdmcturd1626]

@@drewlevy9557Yeah,he beats up somebody who’s on the naughty list. It’s like killing someone who’s gonna go to hell,it’s not a sin

[@edgargaebolg9307]

​@birdmcturd1626 I get your point but killing someone who's "gonna go to hell" IS a sin because God's the only one who knows that and you're judging someone on his behalf

[@theshadowwalker9672]

Santa was actually bane in disguise so that he could shatter his back again as a gift.

[@dominikdickey1876]

Just the gift that keeps on giving, isn't it?

[@alexpresso243]

bane did say he was a jovial boy

[@painvillegaming4119]

Robot chicken moment

[@dominikdickey1876]

@painvillegaming4119 🎶Do-do-do-do, that's Bane!🎶

[@painvillegaming4119]

@ 😂

[@MadMax-ii8gq]

That pearls thing was low of Santa, can’t blame Batman.

[@ThanhPhan-gz2qr]

1:46 missed a chance to mention mr. freeze here

[@alexanderf8451]

I was sure he was going to list Mr. Freeze, Mr. Icicle, Ms Frost . . .

[@allenmurallo3730]

That's a really good point.

[@Irish381]

Mr. Orange, Mr. Blonde, Mr. White , and Mr. Pink.

[@Baddaby]

Excuse you, he goes by Dr. Freeze these days PhDs don't just fall in from the chimney

[@TK-593]

@@Baddaby Dr. Freeze, I didn't spend 6 years in frozen medical school to be called mister, thank you very much.

[@TheTequilaHut]

Santa: "Sic semper tyrannis" Batman: "Et tui, Santa?"

[@slacknhash]

Ooh, he got Baned. Don't worry, Batman. I'll give Lobo a call. The Main Man's an old hand when it comes to whackin' Santas.

[@spinzer101]

1:46 missed opportunity to say Mr. Freeze and make Batman freak out again.

[@MyNameHandle]

He always wears red, he gives gifts to the poor... *Comrade Claus* 🛠

[@KillerCaitie]

"She was on the naughty list." killed me.

[@grantdanasty]

2:56 Santa is a communist!

[@psychronia]

Damn. Santa gives Darkseid coal, but Bruce doesn't even get that? Good to know Saint Nick is a class ally I guess.

[@oswald5086]

I gotta say, I love how much cleaner these video-exclusive drawings of these characters are getting. Great job!!

[@chaotixninja5]

I honestly had the EXACT same reaction as Superman, Wonder Woman, and the Flash did the moment I saw those pearls. Nah, this is 100% motivated. Krampus isn't this diabolical.

[@juanjosemendivil1626]

Batman has a better chance against Superman rather than Santa. Homeboy solo enter Darkseid home planet to personally hand him coal.

[@InfamousKhaos]

It’s funny because Santa taught Batman how to disappear when people turn around 😂😂😂

[@wavewingman5993]

"Batman, there is one gift with your name on it" Batman opens the present, since he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but it is expired. This is a Santa joke.

[@elijahcole6786]

I mean the REAL Santa did straight up punch a heretic-

[@hellonokay1925]

So in this solid jj dc parody series: santa has been revealed to vehemently hate rich people to the point of even willing to commit murder! And no, bataman is actually innocent for punches santa's face in for doing that.

[@MrGranten]

Well, Santa IS wearing red...

[@cyberinsecuregaming2890]

I did not expect Santa to break Batman’s back.

[@aiiv7839]

So Santa IS a Red!

[@JemieBridges]

Well his origins always were eastern European if you include "Black Pete"

[@tiberiusdawn2042]

He better hide from tf2 soldier

[@mattblaster2378]

Darn communist

[@NoName-hg6cc]

​@@JemieBridges Not everyone from Easter Europe is red

[@AlexandraBaret-lm9ci]

If anyone noticed, Santa says "Sic semper tyrannis" which was the motto on the Virginia flag, and is what John Wilkes Booth yelled to the crowd at Ford's Theater after shooting Lincoln. THAT'S INSANE

[@misterzygarde6431]

I like to headcanon that today, Santa controls the economy during the Holidays and has the power to create duplicates of himself and his reindeer to reduce the workload.

[@blacksage2375]

That's stupid everyone knows he uses Christmas spirit to warp space-time.

[@misterzygarde6431]

@ You could argue he uses Christmas spirit to duplicate himself as well.

[@leosanchez7997]

Always take out your mall santa, he could be an undercover assassin.

[@holty1314]

Batman contingency log: Santa Claus. Pray I’m not on the naughty list!

[@Meter-230xyydv]

Santa literally taught Batman I don’t understand why he’s so surprised

[@poppersboppers3192]

I can imagine Santa going on his whole spiel about the rich not getting presents, then immediately gives one to Green Arrow JUST to fuck with Batman

[@nicholash.3104]

Saint Nicholas was born into a wealthy family. Santa is being a little hypocritical.

[@K9Biskit]

"Ah, I was wondering what would break first. Your Christmas spirit..... or your body!!!"

[@kingcookieX]

thank you

[@creeben737]

This is one of your best ones in my opinion. Keep making content ❤

[@aokhoinguyenang3992]

Bruce will now make sure to give present to as many children as possible, to run Santa out of business

[@jaroslavpohoral1897]

I just can't get over the fact that Santa is canon in both Marvel and DC, a totally different in each but really fun in both

[@WaxxyYew]

“Sic Semper Tyrannis”. Didn’t know Santa was chill like that

[@redflame2328]

What does that mean?

[@pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195]

​@@redflame2328 thus always tyrants

[@yancyeet9376]

​@@redflame2328 "thus always to tyrants" - it means that tyrants will always be overthrown

[@WaxxyYew]

@ It means “Thus Always to Tyrants” in Latin, it’s basically saying down with the rich

[@prestonm-f382]

One might even say “Joe chill like that”

[@captaincritter6173]

2:59 And just like that Batman is on the naughty list. Permanently!

[@Blackiecomics]

The concept of Batman being offended that Santa Claus never visited him is fucking killing me.

[@kalenshaw4884]

the way batman was genuinely terrified when santa appeared 0:07 is hilarious

[@Kyleiscool15]

I was expecting Santa to reveal that Mr. Freeze was one of his elves this whole time

[@tyrongkojy]

Darkseid knows Santa is real. Intimately.

[@shadofett7495]

2:40 holy sh** that's dark... Nah I respect Batman for that punch

[@jackmist]

Yeah, no matter what class you are that shit can't slide.

[@rjfrost7090]

"I hope Batman kicks Santa's ass next Christmas" -shit that has never been said before.

[@_Alex_Zer0_]

“And that, Robin, is how babies are made!”

[@arcanefury3666]

So the implication of this whole skit is Santa orphaned Batman, didnt give Bruce anything for Christmas and kept a momento of it for 20-30 years just cause Bruce and his parents are rich

[@langbo9999]

Don't forget Santa is incredible strong so him sending Batman to rehabilitation is not surprising.

[@petormaculan5424]

If should be no suprise santa is a class ally. Theres a reason he always wears red

[@brandonandcharlene9527]

Fun DC factoid - No matter how much he ups his defenses, Santa Always manages to deliver a lump of coal to Darkseid each year without him noticing. THAT is power!

[@kazemizu]

Except for the times he hand it to him in person

[@mail2003pineapple]

He absolutely notices, but he still cant do anything about it regardless of his defences XD

[@vidar188]

Real ones remember lego batman and lego santa commiting war crimes in vietnam in those old forestfire101 videos 😂

[@AnxMa]

Any chance of a Kevin Conroy tribute? Nov 10th marked 2nd anniversary of his death. He was the best voice of Batman. I made a tribute to him using the classic 90's toys with footage from Burton, Nolan, Arkham and Injustice but I don't got ur reach, and he deserves much bigger tribute.

[@jamalshelton5746]

One of the few times Batman has been understandably justified in doing something rash.

[@NytoonzTV]

3:03 Santa just Baned Batman that's so hilarious 😂

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

Note: The Elves are *TECHNICALLY* free to go and don’t *HAVE* to work, but they’re also in the literal North Pole, so it would mean Certain Death if they quit. Santa is Stalin confirmed?

[@marwansobhy7050]

AITA for not knowing Santa was real? He gave everyone a gift but he didn't get me for some reason. And then he broke my spine.

[@Thag0n]

Santa had Bruce's parents killed! Confirmed! LOL

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Sometimes I think about if Santa Clause is St. Nicholas, then that would make him a 2000-year-old ice wizard who witnessed the fall of Rome. Don't mess with the guy, is what I'm saying.

[@abdieljove2011]

Psh. Not even Darkseid can mess with Santa. Every year he tries to kill Santa, and every year he fails and Santa hands him his coal. I love how stupid the DC universe is.

[@gaminreasons8941]

At that point I think Batman gets a pass if he tries to murder Santa.

[@MariCrossman-jo7qb]

So glad I clicked, totally worth watching!

[@elitely6748]

Santa even visiting Darkseid yearly but ignoring Bruce because he is behind the murder of his parents is wild lmao. Wonder if Superman or WW knew

[@thatoneanimefan477]

Well thats what you get for picking a fight with Saint fucking Nick.

[@Guyonnn]

I know it’s Christmas time, but I still would have liked to see Batman whoop Santa’s ass.

[@kobeginige1932]

Looks like the Only 1% Santa Favors Is the milk he drinks.

[@devonwilliams5738]

Not even Futurama's Robot Santa is this cruel.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Robit Santa gave Zoidberg a well deserved gift. Everyone else feared Santa, because they know what they did.

[@AkshayKumarX]

Remember fellas, this Christmas all the good kids will get gifts from Santa. As for the bad kids, fret not because they will also be getting gifts from Santa. As it turns out, it's only the poor kids that won't be getting any Christmas presents at all because it's a reminder that Santa hates poor people.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

In Hogfather, PTerry raises that question. Death says that it's because of socioeconomics. A trinket for a rich child would be sold for food in a poor family.

[@AkshayKumarX]

@@davidwuhrer6704 My education comes from the stupefying yet marvelous Philomena Cunk.

[@calebowens693]

The whole sketch was amusing, but Santa recreating the 'Bane breaking Batman's back" really hit a home run. Also, Santa's comments at the end make it seem like it's the same Mr. Chill. Not sure why he was hesitant to admit that at first when he was so blatant later, though.

[@toocool2218]

Batman gonna comeback with preptime.

[@mattdavis9601]

The Wayne Motors subsidiary of Wayne Industries announced today their newest SUV, the full sized Canyonero. This jumbo SUV can seat 35 people in troop carrier configuration or 8 people and all of their luggage in first class comfort. CEO Bruce Wayne has this to say about his firm's new utility vehicle, "The new Wayne Canyonero is the cut right truck endorsed by a clown. We have 35,000 pre orders lined up. Yes, it's expensive and it gets five miles per gallon in the city; but, there's nothing better to transport yourself and your family in all weather safety and comfort and our customers can see the value for money that we're offering them." We asked about the Wayne Canyonero's carbon emissions and were given this response by Bruce Wayne, "There's nothing at the North Pole but ice and Santa Claus. Haha. Who cares if it all melts? Quite frankly, the world will be better off economically when we replace Santa's workshop with year 'round ice free commercial shipping lanes."

[@anonnymousperson]

Ironic that Santa is so anti-wealth given he's almost the patron saint of materialistic captialism.

[@SavageGreywolf]

oh right the guy who can afford to give toys to everyone on earth, and who has a million slaves in a sweatshop making them, who arbitrarily decides who is 'naughty and nice' lectures the philanthropist who stops murders Santa is the 1%

[@Gabu_]

Batman doesn't stop murders, he's a rich guy beating up mentally ill people to cover up his trauma.

[@kylegonewild]

the philanthropist who allows pointless murders and suffering to be inflicted constantly on the citizens of Gotham by never definitively dealing with most of his villains*

[@CXIgaming6170]

Was not expecting Santa to pull a ‘BANE’ on Batman

[@ThePsych123]

Santa: you merely adopted the Christmas spirit; I was born in it! Molded by it! I did not see my first ugly Christmas sweater until I was already a man! By then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING!