Master, forgive me... [Feat. SorrowTV]

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@magmaweb_
@magmaweb_ 5 жыл бұрын
*they kidnapped SorrowTv again*
@nima3658
@nima3658 5 жыл бұрын
Owo
@taliajung1553
@taliajung1553 5 жыл бұрын
They've been keeping him in their basement for years--he's been recording his videos from there ever since 2015
@darksentinel082
@darksentinel082 4 жыл бұрын
good
@realDonald-trump
@realDonald-trump 4 жыл бұрын
They used the blade
@HTPCYMC
@HTPCYMC 5 жыл бұрын
Master forgive me, for I have consumed the liquid known as water.
@feralchangeling97
@feralchangeling97 5 жыл бұрын
Not good for computers.
@scientistservant
@scientistservant 5 жыл бұрын
Your icon goes perfect with your comment.
@no-man_baugh
@no-man_baugh 5 жыл бұрын
“I shall forthwith return to the divine dew of the mountain.”
@crocketlawnchair259
@crocketlawnchair259 5 жыл бұрын
You have failed me, my student. I thought I trained you well to only drink the Dewie of the Gods. Has you big jerk of a stepfather who's really mean to mummie corrupted you to the Chad Side?
@themadsmith857
@themadsmith857 5 жыл бұрын
you again :o
@sambradley9091
@sambradley9091 5 жыл бұрын
4:25 I'm angry they actually looked up how to say "Where are my testicles" in Japanese
@metathetrashcan365
@metathetrashcan365 5 жыл бұрын
H O M E S T U C K
@dent5212
@dent5212 5 жыл бұрын
H O M E S T U C K
@ultimateqmazing2537
@ultimateqmazing2537 5 жыл бұрын
H O M E S T U C K
@ayyylmao101
@ayyylmao101 5 жыл бұрын
_Kintoki_
@tseries6622
@tseries6622 5 жыл бұрын
Where are my balls John
@RTGame
@RTGame 5 жыл бұрын
anime was a mistake
@void628
@void628 5 жыл бұрын
Is that sentence a bible passage?
@Not_sher
@Not_sher 5 жыл бұрын
It very much was
@ordinaryyoutubechannel582
@ordinaryyoutubechannel582 5 жыл бұрын
Well anime thinks you're a mistake so maybe next time you go judging people, think about how they feel, with the Mercedes GLA.
@no-man_baugh
@no-man_baugh 5 жыл бұрын
What isn’t a mistake to you?
@RadTicTacs
@RadTicTacs 5 жыл бұрын
*V O I D* Miyazaki 3:16 - "Anime was a mistake"
@trydodis690
@trydodis690 5 жыл бұрын
I shedded a tear when Garfield died but thankfully I read the manga and I know that Odie takes care of Jon and the Arbuckle clan.
@yepmcyeppington
@yepmcyeppington 5 жыл бұрын
YOU HAD TO SPOIL IT DIDN'T YOU
@DBZKegi
@DBZKegi 5 жыл бұрын
B0rf
@tiberiumcapoo5093
@tiberiumcapoo5093 5 жыл бұрын
Are you sure Garfield died? iirc he became a God and vored the entire universe due to his hunger. Might've been the OVA though.
@DBZKegi
@DBZKegi 5 жыл бұрын
@@tiberiumcapoo5093im sure that ovas cannon because it had a manga adaptation though?
@boxva1396
@boxva1396 5 жыл бұрын
Dude spoilers
@wargreysama
@wargreysama 5 жыл бұрын
>Make America Great Again >on an anime character that represents Britain. hmmm
@ClingyCrab
@ClingyCrab 5 жыл бұрын
MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN!
@racheline_nya
@racheline_nya 4 жыл бұрын
@@ClingyCrab again? as far as i know, the sun still never sets there.
@gonkdroid3959
@gonkdroid3959 4 жыл бұрын
YtoSk Bruh what
@garrettdixon9563
@garrettdixon9563 4 жыл бұрын
Well, it's saber alter, which is like the anti-saber, so I guess it works
@Elrond_Hubbard_1
@Elrond_Hubbard_1 4 жыл бұрын
Libtards shall feel the sting of my Nippon steel
@bobbyjon1614
@bobbyjon1614 5 жыл бұрын
that "fear" font he made out of his picture is terrifying so ironically he accomplished his goal of becoming fear
@cpl_
@cpl_ 5 жыл бұрын
bobby jon .... that’s not irony smh
@bobbyjon1614
@bobbyjon1614 5 жыл бұрын
@@cpl_ master whovian_gal ... forgive me.... i had to misuse irony ... just this once ...
@traitorous5626
@traitorous5626 5 жыл бұрын
@@bobbyjon1614 you actually correctly used irony. it's an extremely broad term.
@bobbyjon1614
@bobbyjon1614 5 жыл бұрын
@@traitorous5626 eyy
@ghornisbae1653
@ghornisbae1653 5 жыл бұрын
It was so amazing it could only be satire.
@just-a-silly-goofy-guy
@just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 жыл бұрын
You simply can’t be forgiven, you are beyond saving You have sinned
@feralchangeling97
@feralchangeling97 5 жыл бұрын
Now, kremit Sudoku.
@apocaloptigon9988
@apocaloptigon9988 5 жыл бұрын
wait a second, thats not how the phrase goes
@xekon14
@xekon14 5 жыл бұрын
kremit the frog You have created an imbalance
@birdflox1337
@birdflox1337 5 жыл бұрын
you are in too many comment sections
@deatheternal720
@deatheternal720 5 жыл бұрын
kremit de frag
@obolisk0430
@obolisk0430 5 жыл бұрын
Ninjas wearing black outfits was never a thing in real life. It comes from Japanese theater and the point was to deceive and shock the audience, because normally, people wearing those outfits were the guys moving props around, and you were supposed to ignore them. When one suddenly pulled out a knife and attacked one of the characters, it was surprising.
@tiacat11
@tiacat11 5 жыл бұрын
I knew the outfit was bogus but I didn't know the rest of it. That's fascinating.
@kahlilbenjamin7298
@kahlilbenjamin7298 5 жыл бұрын
Ninjas actually wore dark blue cause you'd stick out like a sore thumb wearing all black at night
@gingerale1591
@gingerale1591 5 жыл бұрын
@@kahlilbenjamin7298 Ninjas also just wore civilian clothing a lot of the time to blend in with the crowd.
@spiceyicey
@spiceyicey 5 жыл бұрын
Ever hear the story of the anal emperor assassination, just ramming a sword up the toilet
@adisgustingdegenerate8311
@adisgustingdegenerate8311 5 жыл бұрын
@@spiceyicey UwU
@paradox_guardian
@paradox_guardian 5 жыл бұрын
‘What foul magick has robbed you of your trousers?’ Eat pant.
@redrum3311
@redrum3311 5 жыл бұрын
Devour pantaloons
@scibus2593
@scibus2593 5 жыл бұрын
@@redrum3311 Consume Legware
@isakkallberg1747
@isakkallberg1747 5 жыл бұрын
Consume clothes that belong on the bottom part of the body known as pant
@dw9524
@dw9524 5 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂
@halo3odst
@halo3odst 5 жыл бұрын
HAINAB STOLE MY PANTS!
@rewanthtalasila
@rewanthtalasila 5 жыл бұрын
Master forgive me..... but I have to go Sicko mode... just this once....
@fellascallmethedrink
@fellascallmethedrink 5 жыл бұрын
*Goin on you with the pick and roll, Young LaFlame, he in.....* *mICkO SOdE*
@KennyLastname
@KennyLastname 5 жыл бұрын
BOBS OR VEGANA WHICHEVER WILL IT BE
@latinospammer8441
@latinospammer8441 5 жыл бұрын
I tought it was gonna say that
@Bingus743
@Bingus743 4 жыл бұрын
I can relate Look at my username and 2 people will get the joke
@shinji-kinnie
@shinji-kinnie 5 жыл бұрын
6:18 I laughed so hard because that mask doesn't even fit on he's face
@radrush_mx957
@radrush_mx957 5 жыл бұрын
Boogie2988 is great, he’s a gem
@FreeTheJambon
@FreeTheJambon 5 жыл бұрын
He're*
@shinji-kinnie
@shinji-kinnie 5 жыл бұрын
Thomas Veysey r/whooooooooooosh
@racheline_nya
@racheline_nya 4 жыл бұрын
he're'st'd'ven't*
@kyarumomochi5146
@kyarumomochi5146 3 жыл бұрын
@@shinji-kinnie r/gtforedditorkid
@RobinTheBot
@RobinTheBot 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the wedding at 2:34 gives me hope. Even with that much cringe, they found literally over a dozen people who share their interests and thought this was a great idea. I'm happy for them. We should all hope to find that many people who like the same weird shit we do.
@jacobjackson6384
@jacobjackson6384 5 жыл бұрын
No joke, I feel like Sorrow TV would be a god-tier DM in D&D.
@lunareclipse2401
@lunareclipse2401 5 жыл бұрын
He would
@gwyn3219
@gwyn3219 4 жыл бұрын
most definitely
@SmittyWJManJensen
@SmittyWJManJensen 4 жыл бұрын
He's a voice acting god of course he would
@ettie102
@ettie102 4 жыл бұрын
Soothouse (or Reddit Commentary Community) D&D campaign with Sorrow TV as the DM
@gwyn3219
@gwyn3219 4 жыл бұрын
@@ettie102 YES. Make this a thing immediately.
@MelodiesFromTheStars
@MelodiesFromTheStars 5 жыл бұрын
The dudes putting camo over the top because he's tryna reach max invisibility
@MelodiesFromTheStars
@MelodiesFromTheStars 5 жыл бұрын
leo he tryna reach maximum invisibility skill bro
@MelodiesFromTheStars
@MelodiesFromTheStars 5 жыл бұрын
leo wait me either
@demetraeconomou6096
@demetraeconomou6096 5 жыл бұрын
Sneak 100
@gorogorogoro-chan5656
@gorogorogoro-chan5656 4 жыл бұрын
Even if they can see past the camo they still can't see his face
@diegobrando1928
@diegobrando1928 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t see anyone
@maximumzen3254
@maximumzen3254 5 жыл бұрын
There is actually a quest to find a guys pants in The Elder Scrolls Morrowind lol. Quest is called Hentus Needs Pants I think.
@FreshlyXpyr3d
@FreshlyXpyr3d 5 жыл бұрын
There's a quest like that in Mad Max the Video Game. Except for pants, you have to go through a Buzzard cave that men a many have died in, with swinging bombs that can and will blow up your car, you feel the anxiety that the Buzzards are watching you, watching your every move, as your assistant Chumbucket says, you have to fight at least 30 enemies in one room, all coming at you in a wave, and you have to GET THE HECK OUT OF DODGE the same way you entered, while being chased by Buzzards in their signature spiked cars, so you can give a gay man some light bulbs.
@jcbrunet2454
@jcbrunet2454 4 жыл бұрын
@@FreshlyXpyr3d Goddamn man, I almost never comment on YT, but this had me cracking ribs left and right. Your gem is so hidden like, I feel like one of those gold diggers of old hitting an untapped vein. I didn't laugh that hard since that south park episode where cartman drops a light fixture on Kenny, in 2006 or so... I guess light fixtures are really humorous . Do you write comedy on the regular? "Merci pour ce moment" as we say here
@FreshlyXpyr3d
@FreshlyXpyr3d 4 жыл бұрын
@@jcbrunet2454 well, I don't normally comment, either. But I am on yt a lot, and if you wanna laugh some more, I got a couple vids for ya kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHK4iYeia8t6jK8 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaSlm4msraedbpY
@raven75257
@raven75257 4 жыл бұрын
@@FreshlyXpyr3d damn that first one, I haven't laughed that hard in a while
@JohnDoe-if2uo
@JohnDoe-if2uo 4 жыл бұрын
Just got the quest the other day. I haven't found the pants yet :(
@conner5642
@conner5642 4 жыл бұрын
I like how the guy with the V mask the mask doesn’t even cover his whole face.
@anonomuse9094
@anonomuse9094 4 жыл бұрын
With the fuckin " dew of the mountain".
@mothichorror446
@mothichorror446 4 жыл бұрын
Putting his glasses on over top of the mask
@iamme2739
@iamme2739 4 жыл бұрын
V is the shape his second chin makes when je puts on the mask
@elloo98
@elloo98 4 жыл бұрын
I mean it's a Guy Fawks mask, but close enough.
@whadiyatalkinabeett
@whadiyatalkinabeett 4 жыл бұрын
@@elloo98 it is a guy fawkes mask you are correct, but it is also known as a “V mask” the V standing for vendetta :)
@vidyajamesu
@vidyajamesu 5 жыл бұрын
"Master SorrowTV...." "YAES."
@tevthecanadian3250
@tevthecanadian3250 5 жыл бұрын
The way he says "Yes!" Though. XD
@racheline_nya
@racheline_nya 4 жыл бұрын
Xd
@dickydopy4638
@dickydopy4638 4 жыл бұрын
*Y A E S*
@saulo4302
@saulo4302 4 жыл бұрын
*Y A S*
@sadie_cat
@sadie_cat 3 жыл бұрын
YÆS
@hakim6158
@hakim6158 5 жыл бұрын
Yeets behind you *Nothing personal kid*
@スガル
@スガル 5 жыл бұрын
But i must go all out... Just this once... *BOBS OR VEGANA WHICHEVER WILL IT BE?*
@nobody-xz9yw
@nobody-xz9yw 5 жыл бұрын
*SIT THE FUCK DOWN T-SERIES, IM HERE TO SPILL THE REAL TEA*
@fizzie2301
@fizzie2301 5 жыл бұрын
Hakim 1:31
@Illuminati_Cat
@Illuminati_Cat 5 жыл бұрын
*YOU’RE TRYING TO DETHRONE ME FOR SPOT ON NUMBER ONE*
@sleepsey
@sleepsey 5 жыл бұрын
@@Illuminati_Cat *BUT YOU INDIA YOU LOSE, SO BEST THINK YOU HAVENT WON*
@sirscribble3182
@sirscribble3182 5 жыл бұрын
3:26 *teleports behind you* “Where are my testicles?”
@MasterOfKnowledge.
@MasterOfKnowledge. 5 жыл бұрын
"They were removed. Where have they gone?"
@myttydohun4851
@myttydohun4851 5 жыл бұрын
Owner: n-no, it’s...not...possible!!! Dog: *_OMAE WA MOU, SHINDEIRU_* Owner: G-G-G-GRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHH *explodes*
@zelg.5551
@zelg.5551 5 жыл бұрын
@Xovion *Lebowski
@ryanxu9983
@ryanxu9983 5 жыл бұрын
Oh that pf pic is perfect😂
@1nto_the_zone683
@1nto_the_zone683 5 жыл бұрын
WHERE ARE THEY GARRY
@rtmpgt
@rtmpgt 5 жыл бұрын
Kintama. Testicles in Japanese is "Kintama." It quite literally means golden eggs.
@samschannel531
@samschannel531 4 жыл бұрын
so “I”m gonna break your eggs” means “I’m gonna punch you nuts” in Japanese
@noxxiaa
@noxxiaa 4 жыл бұрын
WATASHI NO KŌGAN WA DOKO NI ARIMASU KA
@sadie_cat
@sadie_cat 3 жыл бұрын
So what did Sorrow actually say
@dervo1
@dervo1 3 жыл бұрын
@@sadie_cat i play fortnite.
@lunaplaysgames9824
@lunaplaysgames9824 3 жыл бұрын
@@dervo1 wait actually
@nymbutnotnymble3380
@nymbutnotnymble3380 5 жыл бұрын
"And he's the guy slitting deers throats" The guy. Like, every hunting group has this guy.
@The_Stoned_Wanderer
@The_Stoned_Wanderer 4 жыл бұрын
Oh they do.
@Lucifersfursona
@Lucifersfursona 2 жыл бұрын
The idea that a group of people with hunting rifles can’t, or won’t, tell knifey Dennis to sit in the car
@OliveOli_
@OliveOli_ 5 жыл бұрын
You received: *Dew Of The Mountain*
@nrggvrn5576
@nrggvrn5576 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Rotund Masked Man
@THElarry27
@THElarry27 4 жыл бұрын
"The stand user could be anyone" the stand user: 2:28
@WritingNomad-PL
@WritingNomad-PL 4 жыл бұрын
that's fuckin polnareff
@kubix426
@kubix426 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@marshallschaefer9632
@marshallschaefer9632 4 жыл бұрын
but what stand does he have
@bagelninja3264
@bagelninja3264 4 жыл бұрын
marshall Schaefer Anubis
@sirknave4794
@sirknave4794 3 жыл бұрын
Brother
@smik5304
@smik5304 4 жыл бұрын
4:16 “I’ll giv em the wan-two with me SWOOOOORD”
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@swahi2702
@swahi2702 5 жыл бұрын
Some say he is still looking for his pants till this very day..
@AbsinthedeLaRochefoucauld
@AbsinthedeLaRochefoucauld 5 жыл бұрын
E A T
@thesecond4767
@thesecond4767 5 жыл бұрын
I saw you in another video cant seem to remember wich one
@swahi2702
@swahi2702 5 жыл бұрын
@@thesecond4767 Me? We must have good tastes if so.
@pavloverboy
@pavloverboy 5 жыл бұрын
I ate his pants. That's just good Soothouse citizenship for y'all.
@misterturkturkle
@misterturkturkle 5 жыл бұрын
Where are my pants? Adonde van a mis pantalones? που ειναι τα ΠΑΝΤΕΛΟΝΙΑ μου? 我的裤子在哪里? ズボンはどこ?
@Talking-Monkey
@Talking-Monkey 4 жыл бұрын
The "Your grandfather is alive....he's over there----> "Helloooo"" Part kills me every time lol
@janitorsupreme2364
@janitorsupreme2364 5 жыл бұрын
1:40 I can really respect the dude. He doing his own thing and having fun building a sand castle. Build on, Sandman.
@LucyAmelia2000
@LucyAmelia2000 5 жыл бұрын
3:50 this is the same energy as Tony in Iron Man 3 giving the terrorists his home address
@pennycat6317
@pennycat6317 5 жыл бұрын
4:46 is the equivalent of being at your friends house and sitting there awkwardly whilst your friend argues with their parents Will: *JACK STOP CUTTING OUT!* Jack: I can't help it! *sorrow in the background sitting awkwardly*
@NewbyTon
@NewbyTon 5 жыл бұрын
**lectures in Japanese**
@luvstrucked
@luvstrucked 5 жыл бұрын
Legends say that he’s still looking for his pants
@metalgearzwei
@metalgearzwei 5 жыл бұрын
wheres the sauce for your pfp?
@red_doggo7219
@red_doggo7219 4 жыл бұрын
3:25 Dark souls ptsd engaged.
@kolosjeli7440
@kolosjeli7440 4 жыл бұрын
Red_Doggo it’s pokemon sword
@dudesouls
@dudesouls 4 жыл бұрын
F
@waltuh11121
@waltuh11121 3 жыл бұрын
@@kolosjeli7440 get out
@smithy1578
@smithy1578 3 жыл бұрын
The great grey Wolf Sif
@FallingPicturesProductions
@FallingPicturesProductions 5 жыл бұрын
Saber Alter didn't get stabbed by her daughter-son for this.
@bleue5218
@bleue5218 5 жыл бұрын
Why does no one ever question Sorrow's ability to speak Japanese
@misterturkturkle
@misterturkturkle 5 жыл бұрын
Revenge
@jonispatented
@jonispatented 5 жыл бұрын
name othername he’s not able. His pronunciation is off; his timing is off. He speaks in a way that resembles a certain robot programmed by google.
@akrybion
@akrybion 5 жыл бұрын
@@jonispatented Nani?
@mariaguglielmo1532
@mariaguglielmo1532 5 жыл бұрын
He says the same thing each time
@XSaffie_LoveX
@XSaffie_LoveX 5 жыл бұрын
@@jonispatented uhh in anime they do sound kinda robotic though lmao. Omae wa mou shindeiru. NANI??!
@Unnecessarilylongexplanations
@Unnecessarilylongexplanations 5 жыл бұрын
God one of my friends makes memes of his "OC" like this unironically and I'm dying inside
@zaxi_e1974
@zaxi_e1974 4 жыл бұрын
At least your friend doesn’t pretend to be sans in public areas
@Unnecessarilylongexplanations
@Unnecessarilylongexplanations 4 жыл бұрын
@@zaxi_e1974 ... He may or may not ....
@catboymikey
@catboymikey 4 жыл бұрын
Oof literally same
@runawaygemm5397
@runawaygemm5397 4 жыл бұрын
That’s rough buddy
@_anthrax101_5
@_anthrax101_5 4 жыл бұрын
@@Unnecessarilylongexplanations damn...
@KamakazeTaco
@KamakazeTaco 5 жыл бұрын
Roses are red It's hot in the south He sword too big For he goddam mouth
@autisticpianist813
@autisticpianist813 5 жыл бұрын
Ahhh I see what you did there.👌
@kindacruise
@kindacruise 5 жыл бұрын
r/swordtoobig
@jonaszacharias5246
@jonaszacharias5246 5 жыл бұрын
This wasn't good and I see so many kids do the "roses are red" thing. It's not fun... The likes you got where from people who are as dumb as you. Good thing there isn't that many of you. You're dying. Yes, it's true. It's Darwin' law. Soon, one day, you'll do something so stupid that it will kill you. 😔
@kindacruise
@kindacruise 5 жыл бұрын
@@jonaszacharias5246 Yikes there grandpa you hurt your hip again?
@jonaszacharias5246
@jonaszacharias5246 5 жыл бұрын
@@kindacruise Another comedian! No, my hip is just fine thank you.
@meepermoppers8523
@meepermoppers8523 5 жыл бұрын
0:24 Saber Alter doesn't deserve this
@VenomSnakee
@VenomSnakee 5 жыл бұрын
Who knew she had an interest in American politics, must be the burgers
@cattfromwonderlab
@cattfromwonderlab 5 жыл бұрын
@@VenomSnakee salter run please
@demi-femme4821
@demi-femme4821 5 жыл бұрын
@@VenomSnakee Boss, you know what we have to do. I'm not gonna lie, even with your skills, you probably won't beat them all. But we have to try.
@harrywab
@harrywab 4 жыл бұрын
2:18 why do half of these people look like they’d be enemies in far cry 5.
@audixas1
@audixas1 5 жыл бұрын
Hey SootHouse guys, please tell Sorrow to fix his Discord settings, he keeps cutting out at the end of his sentences. Thanks.
@Cruxin
@Cruxin 5 жыл бұрын
Just get him to record his own audio. They should all do that if they dont already
@theharmacist3103
@theharmacist3103 5 жыл бұрын
im afraid that won
@dopespib
@dopespib 5 жыл бұрын
*wAit A miNuTe*
@mikebazinga982
@mikebazinga982 5 жыл бұрын
its called lag
@cozycowboy
@cozycowboy 5 жыл бұрын
He might have push to talk on?
@comfygazer
@comfygazer 5 жыл бұрын
“So, Wilbur Soot, you have returned.” Sorrow-kun said, looking up at the taller boy. Wilbur nodded “Indeed I have, Sorrow-sama, but I am not alone this time. I have brought two friends of mine.” Jack and David front-flipped into the room, landing in a squat position. “Hajimemashite.” Jack whispered, using the Japanese word for ‘Nice to meet you’, in case you’re a normie Chad who can’t speak anime. “Ah, Jack-chan.” Sorrow said to the young boy. “Last time I saw you, you were a small child, and I was throwing katanas into your cradle. I hope you are prepared to suffer the same fate as your sister Rhianna.” Jack scowled, his grip on his katana tightening. “Rhi-chan died for the safety of this universe, and if I have to lay down my life to do the same, then so be it.” Sorrow turned to the other boy. “And David-kun-desu-chan. You look exactly like your father. Before I killed him of course lmao” “My father was the only family I had left, and I will make sure you pay for killing him.” David said quietly. Wilbur-kun clapped his hands together in a brief prayer. “Forgive me master, but I must go all out to defeat this villain. Now,” he pulled out four katanas, each of them glowing. “Gomenasai, Sorrow-sama, But I’m gonna kill you lol” The four of them began Naruto running towards each other, their katanas slashing through the air as they fought. Wilbur had grown faster and stronger through months of tedious training, but was still no match for Sorrow’s agility. “Curses! My katana is blunt. I must sharpen it.” Jack ran behind a tree and began sharpening one of his 3 katanas. Suddenly, he Sorrow running at full speed toward Jack, who was sharpening his katana at a speed that would make Usain Bolt jealous. Before he could say anything, Sorrow’s katana stabbed him in the chest. “N...Nani?” Jack said hoarsely, before sinking to the ground. “JACK!!” David and Will screamed, dashing over to the dying boy. David tried giving him Dew of the Mountain, but it was no use. Sorrow had apparently stopped fighting the two tomodachi to let them mourn their dying friend. “Kh... G-Gomen’ne, Rhi-chan....I c-couldn’t keep the p-promise we made.” He cupped Will’s face in his hands. “Will-senpai...David-kun...please...protect this planet. F-For me and for everyone back home.” Jack gently kissed both of his homies goodnight, whispering “No homo,” before falling onto the ground and dying. Sorrow laughed maniacally. Will stood up, his eyes glistening with rage. “Master...I apologise, but I must use my full power.” He grabbed a packet of Doritos and a bottle of Mountain Dew and began pouring them into his mouth at the same time, while making a bunch of weird anime hand movements. His eyes began glowing, and he began levitating. David could only watch as Will began trembling and twitching, ancient knowledge too powerful for mortals to comprehend filling his mind as he recited anime chants. Jack’s body was healed, and he sat up, as if completely fine. “H-Huh!? Will-senpai!?” He transformed into an overweight man with a neckbeard, wearing a fedora and nothing else. He had six katanas in each hand, and was surrounded by an overpowering odour of sweat and Dorito dust. Oh, and his schlong was also a katana. “Nani?” Sorrow whispered, eyes widening in shock and fear. “Oh my god. He’s gone...SICKO MODE.” David gasped. “Fellow incels, join me in defeating this Chad so that we may be victorious.” The three of them held hands and were surrounded by an orange and green glowing aura. “KAMEHAMEHA!!!” A jet of light shot toward Sorrow, obliterating him. He screeched in agony as his body was burned and twisted beyond recognition. Will’s body returned to its normal state and he slumped onto the ground weakly. He was barely alive, desperately using his remaining strength to crawl away, when three katanas were pointed at his face. He looked up to see Jack, David and Will looking down at him. “Oyasumi.” David said darkly. Sorrow felt a sharp pain in his neck, and his world faded to black.
@comfygazer
@comfygazer 5 жыл бұрын
How do you think I felt writing it
@akrybion
@akrybion 5 жыл бұрын
I don't even want to consider the mental energy it took to write this.
@SiiKei
@SiiKei 5 жыл бұрын
What is this masterpiece
@graydoescrap3268
@graydoescrap3268 5 жыл бұрын
Please write a sequel
@GippyHappy
@GippyHappy 5 жыл бұрын
I really want this animated
@ajcrush
@ajcrush 3 жыл бұрын
I love how SorrowTV can legitimately carry on conversations with himself in different voices without fail.
@fressh
@fressh 5 жыл бұрын
To conquer fear... one must BECOME *F* *E* *A* *R*
@tidecovill6718
@tidecovill6718 5 жыл бұрын
Actually ninjas wear midnight blue. Black stands out against the moonlight
@ayindephulgence4950
@ayindephulgence4950 5 жыл бұрын
Real ninjas wear blue
@tidecovill6718
@tidecovill6718 5 жыл бұрын
Nut Dealer now that I think of it solid olive ninjas aren’t that unreasonable
@m0nkEz
@m0nkEz 5 жыл бұрын
Excuse me, I've seen Naruto. Real ninjas wear neone orange, obviously.
@tidecovill6718
@tidecovill6718 5 жыл бұрын
m0nkEz see the thing about that is that Narut, Sasooke, and the others have access to magic that allows them to disappear in an instant. Actual ninjas require resources that aren’t pulled from chakras or some shit
@m0nkEz
@m0nkEz 5 жыл бұрын
@@tidecovill6718 I thought you were joking. Real ninjas wore normal shit because a spy wearing a uniform is the most retarded thing possible.
@kolosjeli7440
@kolosjeli7440 4 жыл бұрын
3:34 we were laughing back then but now we know that dis doggo just a fan of pokemon sword
@FoxoManiak
@FoxoManiak 4 жыл бұрын
Some person said it's Zoro from One Piece
@mike-vs8st
@mike-vs8st 3 жыл бұрын
He has master the 3 sword style
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry DIO, but I must reset the universe. It's for your own good.
@kushagratripathi7444
@kushagratripathi7444 5 жыл бұрын
Justin Y. go the fuck away
@dhshshs6723
@dhshshs6723 5 жыл бұрын
hey justin
@cheburexas4592
@cheburexas4592 5 жыл бұрын
You again.. BRUH
@Laiser
@Laiser 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine of you saw a small baby in a crib Justin , and you had giant hands, wouldn't you enjoy pounding it into a bloody mushy pulp?
@svensmajic5720
@svensmajic5720 5 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE HERE TO WTF
@buckowens2841
@buckowens2841 5 жыл бұрын
That last guy must’ve eaten all of his pants already
@akrybion
@akrybion 5 жыл бұрын
*pant
@idontevenknow9758
@idontevenknow9758 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair the wedding photo one with all of their bridesmaids and groomsmen is pretty funny and adorable in its own way. I want to do that but with lightsabers, if I get married.
@NewbyTon
@NewbyTon 5 жыл бұрын
Now this is such an educational moment
@Vindominus
@Vindominus 5 жыл бұрын
You know anime is really going downhill when you have a waifu in a MAGA hat Edit: Dew of the Mountain for all.
@i.suk.6146
@i.suk.6146 5 жыл бұрын
That bitch in japan tf?
@dr.eckschwein1062
@dr.eckschwein1062 5 жыл бұрын
Should I feel insulted by this...?
@Thatonedude227
@Thatonedude227 5 жыл бұрын
That ones obviously satire tho tbh
@hoonterofhoonters6588
@hoonterofhoonters6588 5 жыл бұрын
Are you saying that we need to make anime great again?
@fireemblemistrash75
@fireemblemistrash75 5 жыл бұрын
Hoonter of hoonters HURR DEIR IT WERSE NEVER GREAT
@bullsttv2772
@bullsttv2772 4 жыл бұрын
I admire the london man and his confidence
@Lucifersfursona
@Lucifersfursona 2 жыл бұрын
Generally unintrusive, if overpowering, protagonist syndrome
@godexo
@godexo 5 жыл бұрын
*Daddy not again, please forgive* _WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI?_
@chenstormstout9456
@chenstormstout9456 5 жыл бұрын
100,000 subs no videos? It’s down there somewhere, lemme take another look!
@cydi3858
@cydi3858 5 жыл бұрын
I’ll give you the money *if you help me find my pants*
@tjmaxwell21
@tjmaxwell21 5 жыл бұрын
We'll cut off your JOHNSON *reverb reverb*
@scuttlebup
@scuttlebup 5 жыл бұрын
what ninja? i just see a floating sword
@hamchurger4566
@hamchurger4566 5 жыл бұрын
Are you serious he is a terrible ninja he leave his eyes in covered so you can only see his floating sword and eyes. Smh fixed your eyes
@lamarepository248
@lamarepository248 4 жыл бұрын
1:41 I’ve seen a version of that combined with a 4chan post that says something along the lines of “while you were pursing vanity, I was building my kingdom”
@FirstnameLastname-sp7yr
@FirstnameLastname-sp7yr 5 жыл бұрын
One hand on my tum tum, and the other on THE BLADE
@vivienne1349
@vivienne1349 5 жыл бұрын
kaCHING!
@SweetieOpaline
@SweetieOpaline 5 жыл бұрын
Uhm, excuse me? Change the category from comedy to educational. Smh.
@chloroplast8611
@chloroplast8611 5 жыл бұрын
pfp
@dodgechallenger7401
@dodgechallenger7401 5 жыл бұрын
no
@pirka5325
@pirka5325 5 жыл бұрын
S h i n y get👏out👏fucking👏weeb👏
@celestialsss
@celestialsss 5 жыл бұрын
End my suffering Not here no u homogay eat pant
@heylosersaykidbackwards9021
@heylosersaykidbackwards9021 5 жыл бұрын
@@pirka5325 Sir you just got hit by a well placed No u, I'm afraid you'll have to leave now.
@Pc_98_Fan
@Pc_98_Fan 4 жыл бұрын
Things i founded funny here: Saber alter with a MAGA hat (an American hat in a Britain person, weird flex but ok) Two people married with weapons and katanas Dog coslaying Zoro from One Piece
@omegazplayersolo8234
@omegazplayersolo8234 4 жыл бұрын
Goddammit Salter just because America has Hamburgers you shouldnt JOIN THEM
@drinksommilkboi9870
@drinksommilkboi9870 3 жыл бұрын
@@omegazplayersolo8234 for a second I didn’t think you said S Alter so I just ready salt-er
@lexi-pf2jn
@lexi-pf2jn 5 жыл бұрын
0:45 I only see a levitating hand holding a katana with a pair of eyes and half of a nose showing next to an anime girl. What is this supposed to be?
@averymorris42069
@averymorris42069 5 жыл бұрын
Idk, report it to the Foundation
@PriffyViole
@PriffyViole 5 жыл бұрын
Was that Saber Alter in a Trump hat?
@seanathanseastar
@seanathanseastar 5 жыл бұрын
Indeed, indeed it was.
@amiigdala
@amiigdala 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Hollwdvngc
@Hollwdvngc 5 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought the weirdest thing about it
@kanjiNaem
@kanjiNaem 5 жыл бұрын
no it was a trump cap
@NetherTaker
@NetherTaker 5 жыл бұрын
マーガー2020年
@stanm4769
@stanm4769 4 жыл бұрын
The “help me find my pants” at the end reminded me of Wakko from Animaniacs
@johannaweichsel3602
@johannaweichsel3602 5 жыл бұрын
7:12 will someone help Ringo Starr find his damn pants already
@RipRLeeErmey
@RipRLeeErmey 5 жыл бұрын
7:00 Bort ate them
@jarjarfetishist9674
@jarjarfetishist9674 5 жыл бұрын
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman *bort
@RipRLeeErmey
@RipRLeeErmey 5 жыл бұрын
@@jarjarfetishist9674 My mistake; I am dreadfully sorry
@ponchopower
@ponchopower 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoy coming back on these vids once in a while still as funny as the first
@shikinanaya7162
@shikinanaya7162 5 жыл бұрын
I need the source for that weird wedding pic with all the guns and that fabulous sword dude on it. my life depends on it!!
@CBLK159
@CBLK159 5 жыл бұрын
Legolas' younger brother: Pantsoless (masters forgive me it's been a long day)
@childish_sambino
@childish_sambino 5 жыл бұрын
3:25 pokemon sword foreshadowing
@rlc941
@rlc941 5 жыл бұрын
Master forgive me for drinking more than 1 Capri-sun
@zowlgd
@zowlgd 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else noticing the top notch appearing and disappearing?
@paraweld9838
@paraweld9838 5 жыл бұрын
- ZenthicOwl - yeah that’s weird
@zowlgd
@zowlgd 5 жыл бұрын
Egg Legg yeah lol
@cielopachirisu929
@cielopachirisu929 5 жыл бұрын
4:20 If he's serious and that's a real sword, he oughta know that open carrying a sword in London is illegal.
@ihatewatermelons2677
@ihatewatermelons2677 5 жыл бұрын
*Tips fedora* Forgive me, m'lady, for I have sinned
@camas77721
@camas77721 5 жыл бұрын
This was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time! Soothouse x Sorrow TV is the perfect collaboration! 👌🏾
@fishpog7685
@fishpog7685 2 жыл бұрын
4:04 Missed opportunity to say "I'll turn Isis in to WasWas"
@senorlechuga8832
@senorlechuga8832 5 жыл бұрын
Forgive me master... But I couldn't find my pants...
@mr.outlaw231
@mr.outlaw231 5 жыл бұрын
"Master, forgive me..." Am I the only person who read that and a different image came to mind?
@jazzhands8525
@jazzhands8525 4 жыл бұрын
Elaborate
@mr.outlaw231
@mr.outlaw231 4 жыл бұрын
@@jazzhands8525 I don't remember what I imagined a year ago, but I'm pretty sure it had something to do with handcuffs and a paddle.
@jazzhands8525
@jazzhands8525 4 жыл бұрын
@@mr.outlaw231 kinky but thanks for an answer of sorts
@zk4779
@zk4779 4 жыл бұрын
all i got was some cringy lookin ass kid tryna be edgy and let the ''demens'' out
@michalgolonka832
@michalgolonka832 4 жыл бұрын
No
@1theinsanity118
@1theinsanity118 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know if anyone else is experiencing this, but I'm legit getting the "cringe shivers" from these posts.
@SlapadelicMusic
@SlapadelicMusic 5 жыл бұрын
"help me find me pants" - paul mccartney
@flurf5245
@flurf5245 5 жыл бұрын
clearly some of these are satire... which makes it x10 better.
@Victini415
@Victini415 5 жыл бұрын
6:57 - This reminds me of a really old DC thing. I'm somewhat surprised that it wasn't referenced. Brainiac: Look, I just want some pants. _A decent pair of pants!_ Solomon Grundy: Hmm, Solomon Grundy want pants, too!
@igorkopacynski8906
@igorkopacynski8906 4 жыл бұрын
This was an actual dialogue between Brainiac and Solomon Grundy?
@dr.altoclef9255
@dr.altoclef9255 2 жыл бұрын
@@igorkopacynski8906 I think it was a commercial? This was when Braniac had that costume with no pants. And Grundy just wanted whatever anyone else wanted.
@ivyscythe5273
@ivyscythe5273 5 жыл бұрын
0:22. why saber alter? She is too good to be used in such ways.
@TheIlikepie911
@TheIlikepie911 5 жыл бұрын
Best 4 star saber I have.
@royce536
@royce536 5 жыл бұрын
But saber alter is like the most trump servant there is being lawful evil and all.
@aghitsaplane4262
@aghitsaplane4262 5 жыл бұрын
Saber wants to make every alternate universe America's great again
@PenguinLord10
@PenguinLord10 5 жыл бұрын
Your waifu is shit. *SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!*
@harlee4052
@harlee4052 5 жыл бұрын
0:23 I respect this man's waifu choice. Saber alter is great.
@shadowdancer4393
@shadowdancer4393 4 жыл бұрын
5:46 I kinda regret choosing this name now
@timo-_-5683
@timo-_-5683 5 жыл бұрын
What is this, a crossover episode?
@realdenki5153
@realdenki5153 5 жыл бұрын
Timo Timo Bojack horseman
@dasschnecke3025
@dasschnecke3025 5 жыл бұрын
Timo Timo why is everyone saying bojack horseman
@Laiser
@Laiser 5 жыл бұрын
@@dasschnecke3025 It's a reference from the amazing Netflix show BoJack Horseman. It's a running gag that is often said by the character Mr. Penutbutter, I highly recommend you watch the show.
@fredjohnston1701
@fredjohnston1701 5 жыл бұрын
Timo Timo Bojack horseman
@GloatingPenguin
@GloatingPenguin 5 жыл бұрын
Ericaaaa!!!
@roseshi6736
@roseshi6736 5 жыл бұрын
1:31 BOBS OR VAGANA WHICH EVER WILL IT BE
@TheRealBorb
@TheRealBorb 2 жыл бұрын
Sit the fuck down T-Series
@grimreaper78945
@grimreaper78945 5 жыл бұрын
0:39 uh...isn't that saber (the girl) from an anime called Fate/stay night? (correct me if I'm wrong)
@saber2802
@saber2802 5 жыл бұрын
That's her Alter.
@astersonofdio6264
@astersonofdio6264 5 жыл бұрын
That's her evil edgelord version basically
@thatnerdinthecomments4678
@thatnerdinthecomments4678 5 жыл бұрын
She's English, yet she's wearing a MAGA hat... hUH?
@swinnbv2186
@swinnbv2186 4 жыл бұрын
That’s Saber Alter
@Fennnnn
@Fennnnn 4 жыл бұрын
I dunno. I'm not a weeb
@estelamaria2393
@estelamaria2393 5 жыл бұрын
Are you guys like... officially dating now?
@TheCitedAviator
@TheCitedAviator 5 жыл бұрын
4:38 “Brute ships, staggered lines. Shipmaster, they outnumber us 3 to 1.”
@bizkurt99
@bizkurt99 5 жыл бұрын
2:52 - Garfield- san 4:26 - doggie seeks for *sweet revenge*
@hewhomainsness9189
@hewhomainsness9189 4 жыл бұрын
_Odie has come for blood_
@matteussilvestre8583
@matteussilvestre8583 5 жыл бұрын
1:12 it seems SorrowTV doesn't play Monster Hunter.
@z.l.1134
@z.l.1134 5 жыл бұрын
I play an unreasonable amount of MH, but I don't even get it- What's the MH related thing?
@matteussilvestre8583
@matteussilvestre8583 5 жыл бұрын
@@z.l.1134 Going huntin' with a katana.
@z.l.1134
@z.l.1134 5 жыл бұрын
@@matteussilvestre8583 Ahh, I see.
@naturesatan1853
@naturesatan1853 5 жыл бұрын
3:30 Will you were rubbing my belly and saying I'm a good boi, I studied the blade
@proffesionalweredog7426
@proffesionalweredog7426 3 жыл бұрын
mastered the three sword style
@salphoris911
@salphoris911 Жыл бұрын
I noticed the soothouse icon in the middle fits almost perfectly with the round black shadow of the play button in the middle in potrait mode. Almost but not perfectly.
@elijahmelton2660
@elijahmelton2660 5 жыл бұрын
7:31 Mickey’s an absolute legend for spending about 400$ on shit like this
@europeanplaguedoctor491
@europeanplaguedoctor491 5 жыл бұрын
The title sounds like they're apologizing for sorrowtv (no hate btw)
@verdezapo
@verdezapo 5 жыл бұрын
3:38 Zoro Dog. Three sword style
@feralhiker6816
@feralhiker6816 5 жыл бұрын
It's german flecktarn camo tho
@weekasi1
@weekasi1 5 жыл бұрын
Back in middle school edgelords of my school used to wear all things flecktarn. The scars from those days are still wide open...
@cryo2156
@cryo2156 5 жыл бұрын
And he had an AK. He's probably a /k/ommando
@kevins971
@kevins971 5 жыл бұрын
Noone said it wasn’t, and that picture was such a fucking embarrassment to me, and why can’t any of you just say spotted camo? Use the god damn English translation
@feralhiker6816
@feralhiker6816 5 жыл бұрын
@@kevins971 he said something about the guy being really american by wearing camo, so i thought to mention that it was german. Also no one calls it fucking spotted camo. Its flecktarn.
@kevins971
@kevins971 5 жыл бұрын
Aesthetic fleck=spot/stain tarn=camo
@maxximumrockatansky7186
@maxximumrockatansky7186 5 жыл бұрын
Don't do Saber Alter dirty like this
@thatnerdinthecomments4678
@thatnerdinthecomments4678 5 жыл бұрын
Salter didn't deserve this
@pierat3338
@pierat3338 5 жыл бұрын
Truly heavens feel is the darkest, most brutally realistic arc.
@projectkepleren
@projectkepleren 5 жыл бұрын
1:10 he has a goddamn stockless ak on his back is the camoflouge that good?
@thorbenwahn8042
@thorbenwahn8042 5 жыл бұрын
its german camo of couse its that good
@Blaidd_1401
@Blaidd_1401 3 жыл бұрын
@@thorbenwahn8042 Ze German Engineering Always Works
@ColinDunlap
@ColinDunlap 4 жыл бұрын
Legit lost it at 3:15, SorrowTV is too good for this Earth
@subliminal3677
@subliminal3677 5 жыл бұрын
We are coming for you Justin Y
@cinnamegan7645
@cinnamegan7645 5 жыл бұрын
Edible Oxygen oh yeah yeah
@theCheezu
@theCheezu 5 жыл бұрын
where the hell are you all coming from
@ascaban6220
@ascaban6220 5 жыл бұрын
@@theCheezu God
@subliminal3677
@subliminal3677 5 жыл бұрын
Ascaban u right
@sunnyskaloni8711
@sunnyskaloni8711 5 жыл бұрын
Man of culture I see
@Sanetless
@Sanetless 4 жыл бұрын
3:25 *Dark Souls boss music starts playing in my head* pls... Ion wanna fite sord doggo...
@ascendedcat260
@ascendedcat260 4 жыл бұрын
2:37 ngl this seems like some comedy heaven material
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Симбу закрыли дома?! 🔒 #симба #симбочка #арти
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