r/thathappened Top Posts of All Time [3]

[@mariocardenas1526]

actual conversation on the bus me:... guy next to me:... thats about it

[@vorepapi6981]

Mario Cardenas ugh keep lying 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@mariocardenas1526]

@@vorepapi6981 oof you caught me

[@th3gov3rnm3nt]

Illusion 0

[@friedchicken8876]

*THEN THEY ALL CLAPPED.*

[@mariocardenas1526]

@@friedchicken8876 just imagine a quiet bus then all of a sudden everyone just starts clapping

[@shadowofsocialawkwardness4900]

'katana from judo practise' As long as I live, nothing in the world will ever be as funny to me as that line

[@automobilership9888]

How the hell did i miss that O.o

[@life_archive7840]

Just names a random martial art and assumes that they use katanas in it. Little does he know that Judo is about grappling.

[@Ninetails2000]

@@life_archive7840 I mean, wrestling boners exist....a bit worrying that it persisted long enough for him to whip it out the next day, but I dont judge...

[@emmurdl9363]

He probably smoked some great shit that day

[@Shademastermcc]

It's like saying "I whipped out my chainsaw from piano practice."

[@sprongle6217]

How to tell if r/thathappened: “Stood up and clapped” “Can’t make this shit up” “Actual conversation” “Everybody went silent”

[@ravioli-45]

I walked into a library and everybody was silent, can't make this shit up

[@X0.LA_BRAVA.X0]

@@ravioli-45 *wait, that's illegal*

[@tatatamor]

Can't make this shit up Actual conversation that happened to me in theater. Me: *sneaks a sandwich into the hall* Everybody went silent. The play starts as I begin to eat. My sister: Can I have a bite? Me: here you go Sister: *eats the whole remaining sandwich* Me: ): The play is over. Everybody stood up and clapped. *Check and mate*

[@petewentzfrommychemicalrom7249]

Mind if I expand on you list a bit? "Laughed for [blank] minutes straight" "Spit out their drink" "Got my meal for free"

[@mack6]

don’t forget: “and i beat him up” “she came over to me and kissed me” “so i shot him” “omgggg!! my two year old just said”

[@nathanmatter226]

“The gun is only 400 years old, while the sword is the child of many millennia. Do you fancy the odds?” Instantly the gang-banger shot me in the stomach and I bled out on the pavement.

[@vanessaatalanta2475]

Also called the Indiana-Jones-Maneuver

[@JamesTheAce0]

Why would the age of a weapon determine how effective it is? This knife was made yesterday, It's less deadly than a loaf of bread.

[@albuseisenhorn3385]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJXRcmB7iLyWhtU

[@yeezoyoutube]

Then I woke up

[@sinistrality7883]

if the sword is that old and are far superior, makes you wonder why most conflicts use firearms now instead of good ol fashioned swordplay.

[@BipolarBear_pen15]

“I’m quiet, calculated, and intelligent” *proceeds to misspell practice*

[@jeffersonwright4286]

I’m pretty sure “practice” is the American way and practise is the UK way but I could be wrong lol. He still had shit grammar anyway

[@ghulam237]

@@jeffersonwright4286 he's lying about something he'll never be

[@nandoskitty1723]

@@jeffersonwright4286 nah UK spelling is also "practice" that guy was just a whole dumbass

[@sci_pain3409]

Jefferson Wright nah, both countries it’s practice for practising a skill etc and practise for doctor’s practise.

[@2001jackfrost]

In British English, practise is the verb and practice is the noun. In America, they use practise for both, i believe.

[@Eggsactly]

"Go ahead," I say. "The gu-" *gets shot*

[@The_Milkman9]

Yeah, that would be how it would go

[@enternalking8527]

That gangbanger is a hero to humanity.

[@angelhernandub1029]

Everyone clapped.

[@yuvalron2129]

More like: *pulls out katana* "Go a-" *gets shot*

[@aprettycoolguardsman572]

The gun man then laughs "You two can go on ahead" and as they're going away they hear behind them the screaming and crying of an incel

[@turtleperson3538]

Actual Conversation at the Book Store: Me: *reading peacefully* Elder God Cthulhu: aifnciwk' cnfne ksfvkr Me: *HA NICE*

[@01234567891011121338]

Seems legit

[@knight3612]

Pics or it didn't happen! Oh wait...

[@solarsystemresident]

I'm ashamed I laughed out loud at this

[@Stinker0610]

Then everybody clapped their tentacles.

[@onedoesnotsimply7375]

@@Stinker0610 *testicles

[@BlaiyND]

The craziest thing happened yesterday. A middle aged "Karen" ordered a cup of coffee, picked it up, AND DRANK IT. Then everybody clapped

[@anamariazambrano2404]

Infectious Sheep Holy shit, that’s insane

[@pearluniverse7960]

I can confirm this, I was the cup of coffee

[@fynnla.e]

No way that happened, this is complete bullshit.

[@Dragking38]

I wish I could have been there, I would have started the clapping

[@vibbechecker5256]

@@fynnla.e r/Swooooosh

[@mangoes443]

"My gun is 1 month old." "Oh yeah? My gun is 2 MONTHS old." "OH MY GOSH"

[@Crazytj05]

Uhh sir thay gun is underage.

[@heitorsilva6897]

YOU ARE UNDER AREST FOR HAVING UNDERAGE WEAPON

[@yuibkys3522]

Mini Fez it was s a t i r e

[@arcturus8896]

I bet its unvaccinated too, you _sicken_ me.

[@mrbarefootbogan6254]

What's with the quotations?

[@Imtiredforthis]

Ah yes the president is VERY known for writing amazing poetry

[@nono-zc1dj]

Panni Gyetvai he writes the best poetry, the best, he has all the best words, China couldn’t write better poetry

[@banh_mi857]

@@nono-zc1dj Hillary's poetry? Bad. The worst. Can't trust it. Mine? Fantastic. Can't find anything better.

[@snastopoulos]

@@banh_mi857 rti66y

[@porkbellycutlets427]

How do you think they won?

[@azelfdaboi5265]

Lmao

[@SootHouse]

My boi SorrowTV uploads a bad video Heh, yeah /r/ThatHappened

[@stone4070]

SootHouse r/niiiiice

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

SootHouse Make videos you sexy gei bois

[@kyeemily8201]

Hey youre mom gay

[@hattu7924]

is there a r/dicksucking

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

God I hope so

[@theonefriendwhohasnolife]

This is really late, but I've never heard anyone outside the fanfiction community use the word smut in causal conversation

[@chuckled125]

*SHMUT*

[@randompromises1038]

i feel like they'd just call it porn???

[@winchescumberholland5370]

The fact that this is so true just shakes me

[@The_Stumbler]

Nonono, you see...

[@crabgal]

Random Promises I think smut is just literary porn

[@Schenkel101]

I see... your katana... for Judo... someone arrest this man, he's using a real sword in competitive unarmed combat, who knows how many people he's killed, what with his cold calculating demeanor and unshakeable bravery.

[@avry5651]

Yyep... Judo is a fully physical sport, with no physical weapons involved.

[@noahredgrove7537]

don't you guys just hate it when your rolling in judo and you go for an ippon seoi nagi and they chop your fucking head off.

[@avry5651]

Noah I know, right?

[@hyperlethalsunfish3113]

Omea Wa Mo Shindeiru!

[@Schenkel101]

hyperlethalsunfish Nani!?

[@nathanaelwaters2509]

The car is only 100 years old but the horse drawn carage is over 1000. I think we all know which would win in a race

[@sealogic4552]

Well clearly the horse drawn carriage got to humanity quicker, sooooo

[@nyotamwuaji6484]

Depends on the car actually

[@alishabecfe4776]

@@nyotamwuaji6484 no

[@madsthefreed]

horse go fast

[@se-pr6pk]

@@nyotamwuaji6484 doesn’t matter if its a mclaren senna my rusty horse carriage would beat it cause horse go n y o o m

[@amazingtoaster9606]

8:03 "I don't smile because I was only doing my duty" *Proceeds to brag about it online*

[@inaneinacheve]

What an humble hero :) !

[@VoidZeroNothing]

May I just say... Persona is amazing and I love it. And... Hail Sithis.

[@yusha1059]

@@VoidZeroNothing yup

[@VoidZeroNothing]

... Thanks...@@yusha1059. That's... Cool. I, uh... Like your name. *Don't do it. Please... I just can't...* I, uh... Never saw it coming. And now I've gotta die. So I guess it was my Last Surprise. I hate myself... So much. Hail Sithis.

[@gunsandroses896]

Damn. I want to see Yusuke take that dude on in the Metaverse on flat ground and without persona's. Wonder how long it would take for Yusuke to turn duty boy into actual ribbons.

[@ZacMio]

"whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't" *-My 2 year old son*

[@bije277]

That boy? Alvin Einstein.

[@camiiscool6662]

You sure he didn’t use the requiem arrow?

[@pilo7224]

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al

[@gamesandglory1648]

@@pilo7224 "Whom'n'stn't" -The AI of AIdungeon (free online AI generated interactive story where it will accept ANY respones you put and by ANY I mean ANY)

[@mcherry_610]

That's my language.

[@Astar72439]

I pulled out my katana from judo practice Judo is literally the one Japanese form of fighting that doesn’t use weapons

[@J4kki94]

Didn't matter to him, though, _gaijins gotta gaijin_ you know

[@Chiefbigcorn]

Deadeye TRACE ON!

[@snosibsnob3930]

HAHAHA

[@life_archive7840]

Judo uses katanas, sometimes...

[@life_archive7840]

NeonGeorg The fact that he said that katanas were older than guns... I don't know man, he doesn't know his history that well.

[@wqterworks]

11:19 THE KNOCK SCARED ME BECAUSE I HAVE HEADPHONES ON AND IT CAME IN ONLY THROUGH MY RIGHT EAR SO I FREAKED OUT

[@Hush.Elementz]

I'm alone in a dark apartment. My chest hurts

[@christopherantimie1613]

I was parked in my car with headphones on at night. Gave me a scare as well

[@ThroughTheEyesOfJesus]

Same, I was listening to this while I was dozing off. That shit woke me up real quick

[@Nicklovin1337]

ΞLΞMΞNTZ fucc same

[@cosmicforces5038]

Yo I nearly fucking shit myself my guy. Scared the fucking shit out of me.

[@hahahahno9690]

as soon as he started speaking japanese i fucking lost it

[@Daenym]

Your katana for judo practice. You know, judo, the hand to hand combat sport that has nothing to do with swords. Seems legit.

[@adas2051]

Man confused judo with kendo

[@sinistrality7883]

@@adas2051 I mean even if its kendo, I'm pretty sure it's illegal to give students actual bladed Weapons

[@dr.bright6272]

@@sinistrality7883 yep

[@50charactersthathassomuchn95]

I'm wearing headphones and the knock sounded so real I almost died *then everyone clapped*

[@joeybray6269]

The Dog whom breaths I agree

[@madzia0109]

I went back because at first I thought someone was really knocking on the door

[@mrrithexthesilent6385]

It keeps creeping the shit out of me everytime I hear it I'm all out of pants now (4 in total)

[@nathancollins2238]

SAME bro im home alone at midnight in bed when it happened. about pissed myself lol

[@Fixided]

The door? Einstein.

[@ashley-i3f]

How the katana one would have gone in real life: So her, her boyfriend and I are walking when a guy threatens us with a gun. Big boyfriend freezes, yadda yadda yadda, I pull out my katana. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is o-" And then the guy shot me in the head and ran! And everybody clapped for him.

[@CoTn]

This is a nice story I would defenetly buy

[@---kp1hm]

Also, I don’t think judo has any katanas involved in it.

[@NniggthFlloww]

yeah definitely not, i dont remember much from judo practice but there certainly werent any katanas involved.

[@spyjonsachurin2101]

I’m with the jock on freezing. That’s a perfectly normal reaction to a gun pointed at you.

[@MrAdventureHat]

what gun is 400 years old and still in use?

[@toreole2993]

Ah yes. The classic. Taking a sword to a fist fighting martial art. (Katana for judo)

[@th3gov3rnm3nt]

I thought that judo about it

[@11Survivor]

Very brave to use a weapon in a sport with no weapons, right? R I G H T??

[@Wspmatty]

Toreole 2 that’s what I was thinking

[@JJAB91]

Hell, his "facts" about katanas and guns weren't even accurate. Dude had no idea what the fuck he was even talking about.

[@quantumblurrr]

Judo isn’t fist fighting though it’s clinching and grappling, no swords or fists

[@DonderNashawk]

7:30 How it would of went if that was real: "Go Ahead. The gun is only 400 ye-" * Gets riddled with 35 bullets and dies * "OK then weeaboo."

[@ImSuperComfy]

Ah yes judo, the mainly hand to hand oriented combat. I love the part when you get to defend your honour with a sword against someone with Minigun, best part!

[@biohazard9215]

Weebs ain't shit so this makes sense

[@miralyth3088]

honestly the guy probably would have just said "uh, yeah i do." then proceed to shoot the kid in the head you know, if he was real

[@Imperium3945]

@bigboi chase 10/10 would watch the sequel

[@ActuallyAbdullah]

Omaiwa mo shindeiru r/N A N I

[@scruggs6633]

*ear rape*

[@autumnsprite]

NANI!

[@matmightstir1427]

Abdullah Almousalli *omae 😤😤😤

[@thescrublord9467]

*mou

[@andrewramlall3560]

Abdullah Almousalli please tell me this is an actual subreddit

[@niko7877]

The amount of actual effort you put is what makes you different from other r/ channels. You actually read Japanese at a text where the person brings out a katana and make noices and sound effects for Everything that's happening

[@candy-ninja]

And that's why Sorrow's the best.

[@JamEngulfer]

Nick Yolo: Yeah, Sorrow is definitely the best with Soothouse being a close second. There's a lot of really bad 'read out a subreddit' channels popping up recently.

[@j_0anna]

JamEngulfer Slazo, who has collaborated with Sorrow a few times, is also pretty good.

[@jennifer1090]

it didn't happen if no one clapped. *aPpLaUsE*

[@commonnobodylulublue790]

Jennifer HONEYYYYYYYYYY

[@honeybee1256]

Jennifer I’m living for your profile picture.. TRIXYA FOR LYFE

[@jennifer1090]

I love all of you omfg 😂

[@user-rl1pd8ei1n]

OH H ON E Y

[@phoenixswift24]

OOOOHHHHH HONNNEYYYYYY. huuuuuuuuu you're safe

[@ChanterelleRoseo]

when the knock sound played I actually checked the door aNd tHeN wHeN i OpEnEd iT eVereyOnE CLAPPED

[@spencerpatterson2299]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@sadie_cat]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@tvLAND3458]

The Japanese part had me exhaling out my nose heavily. 😂

[@MKHailGaming]

I am pretty sure that that isn't Japanese

[@theomegadestructor4974]

@@MKHailGaming watashiwa canu puruve wurong.... But not with my fake impression

[@sadisticgirl_]

@@CC-bu2gv instantly

[@as-h989]

Genesis Master what is it

[@Andrew-si7db]

Genesis Master that is Japanese like と is a Japanese character た is another character of Japanese

[@TA1102AN]

You: "And then everyone clapped" Me, an intellectual: "I received an applause"

[@rice1436]

wouldn’t an intellectual know how to spell received correctly?

[@TA1102AN]

76th Fixed it. You happy now?

[@rice1436]

i was joking but i guess

[@Take2TheStars]

OOOOOOOOO SUCH AN INTELLECTUAL

[@zigzoinks5493]

So much for an intellectual.

[@poseidongaming8322]

-quiet guy: 先に行く！ -gangbanger(?): ＮＡＮＩ？！？

[@wheatleythebrick2276]

Poseidon Gaming kekekk

[@sarahage3828]

Doesn't that mean Go first(saki ni iku)?

[@vanzy01]

🍙🍡🍣🍙🍡🍣

[@c.morganfree1970]

Is that Swahili? I'm pretty sure that means "what" in that language.

[@alexthagreater451]

Once, I Met A Girl, I Asked If She Wanted To go Out with me. She Said No I Said" Oh, Dang Alright" And Then I got On With my life Normally.

[@01234567891011121338]

Ok this is utter bullshit. Everyone knows if a girl says no you are supposed to call her a bitch and tell her you hope she gets raped and then dumped by her Chad boyfriend. Sorry but this story is just too far fetched.

[@blobydude420productions4]

Did everyone clapped

[@cletusmandeletusman2328]

you forgot the part where you started levitating at mach 5 at the bitch through the power of god and suddenly everyone starts handing you 10 dollars as a congratulatory gift

[@olgierdvoneverec4135]

I calk bs. Who says "oh, dang" unironically?

[@allearas8203]

and then everybody clapped

[@Wasp_____]

actual thing that happened to me: Me: (closes eyes to go to sleep) Me:(sleeps and wakes up in the morning)

[@mistertagnan]

That happened...... come on, SLEEPING?!?! That's ridiculous, stop lying

[@Wasp_____]

*Gasp it actually happened I'm not lying I'm telling the truth 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@swagtomomo]

r/thathappened

[@Wasp_____]

Friendable Person shut up my dad works for KZbin and he'll give you 10000 ads per video you watch

[@heatherrausch6085]

Sleep? In this econony? Couldn't be me fam

[@AAcosta2003]

Every fake story ever: I was in this area when this person said "I hate Don Rosa (the man responsible for the Scrooge McDuck comics)" so I walked to them, punched them and said "your mom dies in infinity war" and everyone clapped, the army came and gave me a medal and I married Sonic the Hedgehog

[@J-D03]

Chorus Kid P Then everyone clapped a second time.

[@karma8708]

*yOu fORgoT tHe EdGy WeEb S-H-I-T*

[@idoganor100]

Basically.

[@averagefatefan]

Chorus Kid P I hope you and sonic are enjoying married life together.

[@addadu8031]

Chorus Kid P who gave you my biography

[@rogo23]

‘Ok great hip throw josh, next time try and-JESUS IS THAT A SWORD?’

[@th3gov3rnm3nt]

Sneak 100 illusion 100

[@himanshumagar]

Amit is the you?!

[@junkieinlove2180]

EXACTLY I WAS SO CONFUSED

[@andyy3216]

Anti vax memes will never get old Just like anti vax children

[@adirblazkowics7717]

OH *OH SHIT*

[@enderd14__39]

My dad is anti vaxx and I’m going on a vacation with him *chuckles* I’m in danger

[@anamariazambrano2404]

Boogieman Bed Daaaaaaaaaang

[@geengobin3]

This is stolen

[@mookinbabysealfurmittens]

@@geengobin3 WHAAAA??! ...Yeah, ya think? ಠ_ಠ

[@robinschulz9961]

7:30 as someone who actually practices judo 3 times a week i can guarantee all of you that katana fight is definitely not a part of it

[@thefakepie1126]

should have said "it's definitely a part of it , NOT ! ):

[@SakuraAvalon]

Ryser HD That just means you weren't part of the elite level, where we did use Katana's. And bazookas.

[@dumpingstirs1143]

@@SakuraAvalon Shit, I gotta get into Judo. Should I buy a bazooka, or am I gonna be given one for lessons?

[@drownsinkoolaid4203]

@@dumpingstirs1143 The instructors will usually provide replica bazookas, but they're more like BLOs (Bazooka-like objects), and so you need to buy a battle-ready one yourself to get that real training in - just like the Ancient Egyptians when they invented it!

[@dumpingstirs1143]

@@drownsinkoolaid4203 Ah, thanks for the knowledge!

[@jingx9756]

When the "me, her boyfriend, and me" popped up, I died 😂

[@arolurker3511]

camel llamma plot twist: he’s really jealous of the girl.

[@yuibkys3522]

camel llamma it was satire

[@sundae.6366]

I was wearing headphones watching this and that knock sound effect scared the shit out of me.

[@PressRao]

Same

[@dontoverthinkthisman9377]

Ikr

[@jimmyjohnjoejr]

SoldierSZ well it did happen, scared me too even though there was a wall to my right

[@sundae.6366]

Jimmy John Joe dude no fucking way, there was a wall to my right too 😂

[@anydarsnf]

same

[@dohinator4092]

Man, I keep coming back to these over and over again. I think I've watched every Top Posts of All Time video at least a handful of times each. Sucks Sorrow doesn't post anymore, but I much rather he be doing his thing elsewhere as long as he's happy doing it. Clearly, he has a talent for making entertaining content, so I just hope he's out there making fun stuff in whatever form he most prefers and taking care. Most importantly just taking care though since creating stuff just might not be his thing anymore for all I know.

[@allofthepoints9636]

Never forget

[@treygoul]

These reminds me of the time i got stuck in a glass tornado on the 28th floor of taco bell, ended up saving a poor guy's life by doing a DIY blood transfusion with ketchup......pheeeww, good thing i had a pinterest account.

[@bayonecky]

And then everyone clapped...

[@agostov.4508]

And then John Stamos jumped through the window to give you a high five

[@padparadschawillmakeanacco8449]

Then a clown came and killed everyone

[@seniorssweatersmakemewashm397]

Omg I was there

[@SlipperyNutella]

And then Pewdiepie gave me the Nobel Prize

[@PurplePiiPii]

*door sound effects plays* me: *freezes*

[@abhaymishra30]

68 likes. We are so close senpai

[@hobihasmyhearteu7854]

Right it sounded so real to me like it was next to me

[@ruileite4579]

Ikr!

[@lyswenn]

Oh god glad I'm not the only one, I paused the video in shock only to remember it's 2am

[@ruileite4579]

@@lyswenn I live with my parents and its 1am

[@melon4249]

“Your bodybuilder brother is only 21, whereas my arthritis and cancer-infested grandma is the child of many decades. Do you fancy your odds?” Yes.

[@wilddogspam]

Depends, which one is holding the gun?

[@rainbowsequinedfannypack]

wolfspam LOL

[@neksnek2032]

**proceeds to beat the shit out of grandma**

[@JimmyBoy9878]

*The grandma is actually Queen Elizabeth and she sucks the life out of his face*

[@Nimbus3690]

"Cancer infested" 😂😂😂

[@rachelb1638]

11:20 I WAS SITTING BY MY WINDOW AND I ACTUALLY THOUGHT SOMEONE KNOCKED ON IT (I have earbuds in) I'm literally shaking. That sound effect was too realistic. Edit: I can't stop listening to it. It's crazy, I can't process it.

[@firedragonpd4064]

r/thathappened XD

[@vixygrayve]

same, scared the crap out of me

[@bjark2943]

*_"teenagers only read smut these days"_* **closes 8 ao3 tabs**

[@kristine6643]

*b i g m o o d*

[@chrysanthemum3874]

Same

[@poopiepantz3415]

What's ao3?

[@chrysanthemum3874]

Poopiepantz 34 It stands for Archive of Our Own. It's a website made specifically for fanfiction.

[@kristine6643]

a fanfiction site. where anything is allowed. as to quote myself back in the ancient days of 2017... "i found a lorax x once-ler scat fetish fanfic wanna see"

[@haydengoude4819]

The sword one shoulda ended like "I whipped out my sword, and he shot me in the knee and grabbed my wallet"

[@Koicifer]

That's probably what happened/ what would have happened if the group existed and he had friends to go out with

[@Lamorakc]

And he owned a sword

[@epicninja3]

Bondrewd Best Father That was my favorite part

[@niggonya]

Do you care about him Do you care about him

[@PressRao]

Hi it's luis now just got back from the hospital

[@catwiffhat4274]

n i g g o n y a Sounds like something a Psychological Horror game would tell you.

[@mirllewist3086]

Do you care about him

[@nickeynouse6093]

If the age of the weapon mattered the most we would see people carrying around arrowheads but you don't, do you, BRAYDIN?

[@skinder124]

Or clubs...

[@viscountrainbows6452]

@@skinder124 Baseball bats, household hammers, crowbars and 2x4s: Are we a joke to you?

[@dr.altoclef9255]

I use a gnarled chunk of wood that I loosely wrapped animal fur around the base of. It’s unstoppable.

[@shaddowrealm]

The Japanese part was hilarious and impressive as fuck

[@SkyRied1]

Kobe Walsh Yeah, it was my favorite part.

[@MarzaButTube]

He pulled out a katana... for judo??????? Like the grappling sport???

[@InkMossDragon]

Being with the most Menacing name I think that idiot ponce meant to say Kendo you know the sport thats,' like Japanese fencing.

[@filipsepesi5944]

even in Kendo you dont use a Katana

[@InkMossDragon]

Filip Sepesi yeah you use a Shinai

[@umbrellabirb2959]

Also why would the age of a weapon matter? Imagine someone fighting a guy with cannon whilst you have a knife. Sure the knife has been used forever but it's a bloody cannon

[@Tridd666]

Only a fool doesn't bring a knife to a grope fight

[@mouthdreams]

*_THAT KNOCK EFFECT SCARED ME FOR A SEC_* bruhh i actually thought someone was banging on my wall 😭😰

[@nebulak453]

TRUE

[@badjujuinc]

I was cleaning my kitchen and I thought someone was at the door. I was shook

[@mindfloww8834]

HEYYY IT'S THE PIZZA YOU ORDERED

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

Same. Startled the hell out of me. Headphones probably made it worse.

[@dianetperez3267]

12:18 am is really scary I almost had a heart attack

[@lizardperson780]

11:19 jeez that knock was so convincing I immediately paused and looked to the right

[@jess.p]

DO YOU CARE ABOUT HIM DO YOU CARE ABOHT HIM

[@spyr0guy]

The world doesn't oppress you because you're otherkin The world oppresses you because you're *absolutely crazy*

[@henrystickmin6002]

What are otherkins

[@Ellisepha]

@@henrystickmin6002 Basically people who believe they're like a dog born in a human body or some shit

[@imppro]

@@henrystickmin6002 furries that think they are actual animals.

[@satisfaction.6735]

@@imppro what about humans who think they are demons?

[@imppro]

@@satisfaction.6735 same thing I guess

[@fxyde]

11:18 my heart literally stopped i was home alone when i heard this knock

[@pkeda]

"pulls out my katana from judo practice" it pisses me off knowing that judo is only about slams and takedowns so you can't really use a katana there buddy sorry

[@mgb2172]

The stupidity on show... Is impressive, you gotta admit

[@VeryAuuful]

MAN THAT KNOCK WAS A *S P O O K*

[@ChronicallyJess]

Scared the shit out of me xD went back and listened again to check it wasn’t someone outside of my window waiting to murder me.

[@yang592]

oh dear lord.. same

[@ferrismolina4763]

I was scrolling down to see if anyone had commented this yet. I was freaked and went to answer the front door, but obviously there was no one there. I'm kind of relieved I didn't just experience some sort of glitch in the Matrix.

[@technocrusader2993]

Ferris the same just happened and im alone

[@yomommasan292]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/anPZp31ujciLl9k

[@tired9351]

0:23 *HE SAID THE THING* *HE NEVER SAYS THE THING*

[@belurso5179]

mass flag the video, this travesty cannot proceed.

[@seamusfinnerty5897]

Haley Cat what thing

[@user-pn9jj5iy1k]

Haley Cat I

[@sebastianblevdet]

tactical dot

[@remmy8282]

Haley Cat EveRYbodY StAY CALm!

[@atomicjoseph9295]

The anti-vaccinators are just sad, just sad...

[@joshuahagen3671]

Joseph Gardiner not that I really care but how is a non vaccinated child putting vaccinated children “everyone in danger”...I would think the only kids in danger would be the ones who didn’t get the shots???

[@atomicjoseph9295]

@@joshuahagen3671 The point of the comment is that the non-vaccinated kids were at risk... not the vaccinated ones, but thanks for pointing it out anyway...

[@aturninthegameof...4584]

Joshua Hagen Children who are unable to get vaccines due to immune disorders must rely on herd immunity in order to not be infected by infectious disease. If even a small proportion of a population are unvaccinated, herd immunity is broken and at-risk individuals are more susceptible to disease. This is the issue with the anti-vax movement, anti-vaxxers aren't just hurting themselves, they're endangering the public health of individuals who are too young, too old, or too sick to receive normal vaccinations.

[@pooktafyte3989]

But, like, OhMyGosh, Vaccines are bad for whatever scientific reason I can find on this idiotic place we call the internet.

[@jonathanvera3860]

i do not think it is very smart to call the internet dumb for whatever reason i can find on the internet

[@MainlineThruTheRockies]

11:19, I’m watching wearing headphones, so this totally got me holy shit lmao

[@Destructocorps]

Actual conversation on the bus Guy: is anyone sitting here? Other guy: No

[@richardmcnamara8715]

Destructocorps AND THEN EVERYBODY CLAPPED

[@SoulPriest]

r/thathappened

[@DirePlot]

Yeah, right. You really expect me to believe this?

[@kuanhulio3700]

Destructocorps ha you believe in buses? Keep believing the governments lies you sheep

[@kuanhulio3700]

Isopod-Chan ....no... how could this be.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@chrisu-_-]

The poem one was true, I was the applause!

[@largewaterpurifier]

you belong in r/thathappened

[@nym5259]

The poem one is true, I would know, I was the whiteboard.

[@epherium8177]

r/whoosh

[@matteussilvestre8583]

Just one applause?

[@ash-cd9gx]

heyheydontdothat wooosh

[@cozonacel36]

*lies in japanese*

[@milkman9247]

*chuckles in arabian*

[@madsthefreed]

I love how the otherkin kid is torn between wanting to be oppressed and portraying themselves as some kind of badass well-respected underdog

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Sounds about right

[@drawacow8743]

I never vaccinated any of my children. The ones that lived are fine

[@angelocc4406]

the ones that died was just natural selection

[@Lunar-bw2kq]

The ones that lived, lol

[@mauer594]

Yes, that WAS the joke, thanks for repeating it.

[@AnomalousLad]

Max Max Whooosh

[@asston712]

Max Max Whoosh

[@DarkTigress]

*Why is the knock sound so realistic??*

[@rushikeshpande8780]

Yeah exactly I paused the video and was going to check the door.

[@teigancarter93]

It made me jump

[@rordun1232]

It's a headphone trick.

[@halogenn_]

I think there was a time where people would put it over music to freak people out.

[@dancepants.]

I fucking called out, "Who's there?"

[@pratikhazari3701]

I know it's all fake but I really want that one with the office orgy to be true, just because of how ridiculous and insane that it is.

[@Dice-Z]

Sounded like a joke creepypasta tbh

[@PoppinRandomBubbles]

Pratik Hazari what the author failed to mention was that he had been prescribed pills to help combat his vivid and realistic hallucinations, that plagued him almost daily.

[@haydenryder123]

The wolf of wall-street Jordan Belfort

[@galaxiegoddess]

I also loved how the building just collapsed randomly 😂 and thats why he had to go back early

[@laelbinder8559]

I LOST IT TO THAT ONE OML

[@amysofia5783]

OMG I LOST IT WHEN YOU STARTED TALKING IN ACTUAL JAPANESE 😂😂😂 My Japanese is a little rough but I think that was spot on!!!

[@sketchingstudio5552]

Yes, my worst nightmare is also a lying dweeb with a katana

[@sfsaviation]

Sketching Studio I fucking HATE NORMIIIIIIIIIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@frenchfry1351]

Sfs Aviation are you having a stroke?

[@kylelangdon6724]

Points for using dweeb in 2018. Bravo.

[@alexbrown7015]

Sketching Studio *weeb

[@Oly1y]

@@alexbrown7015 *dweeb

[@JFlare205]

Yo, that knock at 11:20 made me think someone was actually at my door. Turned my head and everything. This ain't Simulacra, stop it, Sorrow. Jk, love ya, man.

[@bennyschoo1073]

Jflare 205 same

[@firenzen]

Same here, gave me the creeps

[@owez7113]

fooled me twice, shame on me

[@markemunson]

I DIED AT THE "PIZZZZAAAAAA"

[@slingbladefrenchfries3007]

Jflare 205 dumbass

[@domenicobarzotto892]

But... but... judo doesn't use katanas...

[@M4x_P0w3r]

Domenico Barzotto And that's the only thing that bothers you about that story?

[@domenicobarzotto892]

Max Power No, but knowing that makes the story even more ridiculous, it adds a whole new level of bullshit.

[@M4x_P0w3r]

I mean, when you consider that the guy "supposedly" walks around with a sword when accompanying his crush and her boyfriend like it's no man's business, unsheathes it flourishly against a gang with guns without getting turned into a strainer and thinks that modern weapons means worse weapons, that detail is just the cherry on the top of the bullshit cake

[@mage_no_title]

And apparently swords are better that guns

[@tristangreene8581]

Testfniau 64 A sniper can kill you from 20meters. A sword couldn't kill you from two

[@gabebarbieri194]

3:30 I love how this guy says "he just ran in front of a car" describing HIMSELF as if he was like a dog, or disabled person, or something that just couldn't help themselves but run in-front of a car... That phrasing almost always is used to describe animals lmao.

[@Birb_of_Judge]

Funny... ...in Judo you normally don't use weapons

[@shallabim912]

Julian Kern We used whips and paddles in our Judo class. That's normal right?

[@blubbernibble9111]

Julian Kern even better

[@oOZAPPXVOVAOo]

Yeeeah, cause THAT was the giveaway XD

[@CiDK]

he probably meant kendo

[@Not_Dio22]

Nah Bro you got it all wrong, I'm a red belt in judo and I've been studying for the past 32 years, we use mustard gas and assault microwaves in our study!

[@bernderbernder3087]

It's like these people never got out of that phase when they were kids where they would lie to strangers for attention. Like that little kid at the park who told me he shot automatic weapons and got a girlfriend every summer but would break up with them before the school year starts, while I just sat there like: "Wh'okay sport."

[@bernderbernder3087]

r/whoosh lmao

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

I imagine at least a handful of the people featured in this series are actual compulsive liars, i.e. most likely mentally ill in some form

[@yoyohanaBR]

11:19 YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK HOLY MAPLE

[@sea3530]

I know I thought it was real IM WHEEZING

[@VertSecretStash]

I was absolutely terrified for a second.

[@lee-fc5bu]

how can it be lile that

[@markcampos3112]

Same it scared the living shit out of me

[@tadhgshortall8001]

Same

[@lunareclipse2401]

"teenagers only read smut these days" bruh

[@rosec.2508]

I mean he’s not wrong😂

[@rexjolles]

Your username is just Call of Duty 3 online rooms in a nutshell

[@lunareclipse2401]

@@rexjolles yes

[@biohazard9215]

It's just Manga now... which is a _bit_ better

[@Lertas_AltShow]

Hey I know you from somewhere..

[@antonioalonso5831]

OK so I high-key just got scared at 11:20 with that knock, wtf it was so realistic and only on my right ear

[@KvS1x3]

Antonio Alonso scared the shit out of me

[@sea3530]

I SWEAR I KEEP REPEATING IT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL FOR AN ENTIRE MINUTE

[@eriktramp9721]

R.I.P. In Peace to Headphone Users

[@zachefronisalesbianicon1523]

I thought it was a real knock, I sat there for a few seconds to see if my siblings had knocked on our wall

[@thatg2340]

Ik I jumped I’m sitting in my bed at night and to hear that shit damn

[@cimlyanimations6828]

Sorrow uploaded and then everyone clapped

[@Sullytaan]

Clap, just one.

[@yesfredfredburger8008]

CimlyAnimations *slow clapped

[@fishguylxo]

Sorrow's sorrow shirt was just as sad as sorrow himself

[@firebreathingchickenduck4936]

Everyone gave an applause each at separate times.

[@Jonny2myren]

I read this comment and was instantly spiders.

[@vostori]

The katana one really triggers me. I did Judo for like 3 years. never used a Katana. even if, Judo is about being calm and to not hurt anyone. so a Knife goes completely against its philosophy.! ARGH

[@danthesupplyman4113]

Agreed, I'd also like to point out that he was like...on the way to school. Who in the right mind brings a fucking katana to school?!

[@brainfuckcode4990]

@@danthesupplyman4113 a weeb

[@grac3-through-faith]

4 years and never a katana 🙄. so fake ahaha

[@spiciestspeckofdust7844]

lmao fukin weeb

[@laurasullivan77]

@@grac3-through-faith they dont use a katana thats kendo

[@B4bydr3w504]

Had my headphones on, and the sound bite you used for the knocking sound so real, even tho I was watching this I got up and looked at the door. Great job.

[@Aca969]

"The gun is only 400 years old, while the sword is the child of many millennia", hot dang, that's one awesome phrase. STEAL!

[@GumSkyloard]

r/ITottallyDidNotStealThat

[@vanzy01]

🍙🍡🍣

[@Nemesis_T-Type]

The atom bomb is like 80 years old, while the rock and bone spear is the child of many millenia, you stand no chance kid. *TIPS FEDORA*

[@agentice77]

BlueDiamond more like the size of an atom

[@life_archive7840]

Actually, the gun is older as the katana, with the first "gun" being produced in... in... China... in the 10th century. The first katana was produced in the 14th century.

[@JustWowNick]

"My son Timmy has polio because I didn't vaccinate him, but that's okay because he is healthier that way, right Timmy?" *Timmy is lying unconscious* "Yeah, I think he still needs to see a doctor." This is why you vaccinate your children everybody.

[@hyper.lethal]

Yup.

[@godsgreatestmistake8013]

"Vaccines causes cancer!" Doesn't everything cause cancer nowadays?

[@supervegito2277]

3 Kilos of LEGO a day, for 3 years gives Cancer. .,. so yeah you may have a point.

[@AAcosta2003]

"My child died of smallpox. Thank god I didn't vaccinate him"

[@TheVonzilla]

The kid with the sword fighting off a gang banger.. it’s just too much. It’s so ridiculous, even for r/ThatHappened, that I can’t believe he pushed the button to post it. Man, teenagers are idiots. They really think ppl will believe anything, as long as they say it happened.

[@shlomo-hamenaknek]

Wait wanst he joking?

[@TheVonzilla]

@@shlomo-hamenaknek That's the point of r/THAThappened. This kid told that story, seriously, and someone else posted it on Thathappened because of how ridiculous it was. Like you're literally saying to him "Yeah I'll bet THAT happened" obviously very sarcastically. So no, I do not think he was joking, but he was obviously lying.

[@july7498]

@@TheVonzilla or maybe someone took a satirical story seriously and posted it on reddit

[@bromoment5183]

Well there isn't any context...

[@july7498]

@@bromoment5183 what do you mean?

[@mikeymccafferty5339]

11:19 I'm in my room at night watching this with headphones and was genuinely freaked out by that

[@QuinnConnell]

s n a p é c h a t

[@Pppedrou]

Serverus snapechat ?

[@gnorgel]

Umut can Durak :D maa man

[@homopoly]

I'm so famous, I keep getting approached by men in blue uniforms.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Unchi is your profile pic any indication of the reason?

[@homopoly]

Most definitely, yes.

[@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471]

Unchi wow that's awesome I wish I was that famous

[@defaultset]

Unchi I'm so famous that men in hoodies come up to me and keep saying want some good shit?

[@meiyagii]

your japanese pronunciation is surprisingly good! good job!

[@luca_uy6529]

Yarne such a wholesome comment

[@meiyagii]

speaking in a language like japanese is very hard when you speak a romance dialect. he put in great effort and did very well for someone (who i assume) has no experience in the spoken language.

[@fluffystuff500]

1:24 "I'm a necrophiliac!" "Oh my god! You're so savage lol!"

[@RobbyInTheLobby]

Sorrow TV uploaded and everyone gave an applause, the President sent him a thank you letter and the lady next door let him pet her kitty.

[@BrenMcCloud]

pet her kitty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@cb8679]

BrenMcCloud oof

[@plunger8343]

No sexual meaning here Sorrow is a good guy who only pats the kitten so go away you disrespectful young foul mouthed boys

[@dylanperry377]

That knock sound made me jump out of my bed and head outside where someone was walking by, probably just minding their own business. We started kung fu fighting, looking back on it, I think he was the town's local kung fu master. 30 minutes in I land a triple spin kick to his face and he lays on the ground motionless. My highschool crush walks by and says, "that was the coolest thing I've ever seen". She's got two kids now and is a little over weight, so we decided we're gonna wait until humanity invents a time machine so she can go back to when she is 16 and fuck me in the prime of her hotness. All my neighbors started clapping out their windows and are going to start sending me their paychecks every week as homage to my awesomeness.

[@first-last3577]

Dylan Perry lmao. Good comment

[@ayushi7339]

you ok mate

[@nadirbaitsaleem7270]

Dylan Perry Pffftt, that happens to me every Sunday. 😂😂

[@WillowoTheWisp]

That doesn't always happen to you? Please, that's like everyday for me

[@lycantreyski]

I’m going to give you a virtual applause for that comment.

[@ptfixolas2777]

Dude at 11:19 i thought the knock was real holy shit

[@aeugchad]

PT Fixolas Bro same I legit freaked the fuck out lol

[@adamjennings9011]

Bro me too just now i thought there was some freaky shit in my house

[@bruh_3444]

I first watched this at 12:00 am and it freaked me out

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

I have good quality over ear headphones and it sounded like it came from my wardrobe and it was wayyy too realistic

[@karanjaggi8438]

i got scared as ffff

[@dontyellatmeimsoft886]

2:35 when the man said *dOt DoT dOt* i felt that

[@lukehiland1043]

11:20 That knock on the door scared me so much that I jumped out of my chair and turned around in shock

[@maximilianwonschik1304]

Lrdiamond why are you writing like this

[@clovus7024]

11:19 scariest jump-scare ever

[@jfbarnard3109]

Clorox Bleach it sounded so real on my headphones 😓

[@QuacK_001]

Why does it sound so real like it comes from the right headphone and it's distant and everything

[@javyz6197]

What is the song at 11:20 called? I need to know this

[@juniperharrison540]

Okay so it wasent just fucking me?!?

[@alenivan1908]

I was way to high for that knock...

[@owencunningham3942]

I seriously wonder why people do this. What's the point? Plus, do they really think people will believe the story when it ends with something like, "and then the whole bus started clapping"?

[@AdamSilverbu]

Owen Cunningham gotta get those internet points bruh 👌😂 *dabs insecurely*

[@eden-elysium]

It would be more believable if one person in the bus began complaining about the noise and how they were trying to sleep.

[@shingshongshamalama]

Same reason people tell stories about a fish thiiiiiis big.

[@MewtwoMaster]

but it's true, I was the bus

[@lukanelis6972]

Ego blinds my friend. Like that one time i posted a really funny and orginal comment that nowere near someone else comment. And then all the people in the comment section clapped for me I have IT everyday.

[@dolphindrawings9331]

11:19 was listening to this while doing other stuff and that startled me so much

[@avian12311]

Sorrow TV, your analogy on vaccinations was absolutely amazing! "Notice how no one who had their kids vaccinated is defending themselves, because they don't have to?" Love it. An amazing point and absolutely true too!

[@MasterShakeXYZ]

That's not an analogy.

[@as-h989]

MasterShakeXYZ I’m pretty sure it’s a joke

[@MasterShakeXYZ]

Arianna Strozier Didn't get that one, then..

[@seanfarley4442]

I like how he says "my katana from judo" when Judo is a grappling sport involving takedowns, sweeps, chokes, locks, etc. and is what modern Jiu-Jitsu was based off of. It has literally nothing to do with swords or weapons except *maybe* learning to disarm a weapon depending on which school you go to. Kendo and stuff like that teaches swords.

[@th3gov3rnm3nt]

Actually judo teaches an ancient sword style where only the truest and most badass of judo practitioners can learn it you would need to be able to disarm an entire gang with a look and all the city claps in unison

[@seanfarley4442]

@@th3gov3rnm3nt Thank you Kanye, very cool

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

I lost it at "pulled my katana out" Because I CAN'T BELIEVE OTHER PEOPLE CARRY A KATANA AROUND IN PUBLIC TOO! Join me!!

[@cadkls]

For judo practice nonetheless!

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

Wiz anime gave him the power to pull a katana out of thin air!

[@nugnuggaming4327]

It's also funny cause they don't teach you how to use a sword in judo or jujitsu, that would be karate or kendo

[@cadkls]

Nugnug Gaming Woosh. We know that, buddy.

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

cadkls weapons in judo!? Amazing

[@anitatapiocah]

do you care about him DO YOU CARE ABOUT HIM some say he's still bleeding from the mouth, waiting.

[@mirorman477]

he checks his phone everyday while he Lies on the road, still bleed from mouth.