We Need To Stop Digging Up Mummies - Matty Ryan - Stand-Up Featuring

Matty Ryan wishes archaeologists would stop digging up mummies and offers his thoughts on air travel. (Contains strong language.)
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[@ridddgggedchippes]

huge shout outs to the woman who was so excited to finally hear someone else say that we need to stop digging up mummies

[@aaronunroe5267]

Dude for real, she was EXTRA excited for some reason hah

[@gamefimetaverse9800]

lmao we gotta stop this pandemic!

[@Greeksoopaman]

I think the mix was a little off. Heard way too much of the crowd.

[@kaine3805]

Woke women will blindly support any cause

[@kaine3805]

@@Greeksoopaman shaquisha be screaming hootin hollering

[@umomiekiller]

Ive never heard a comedian use a hvac guy in a bit before. Made me feel special! Hahahaha

[@testing123.]

Could be you one day!

[@umomiekiller]

@@testing123. id say so considering i own my own hvac company

[@officialjocelyn9108]

You are special!!

[@413XAj0n3z]

@@officialjocelyn9108 even if I’m a gay

[@harrisonbrand8985]

@@umomiekiller could be you getting dug up and put in a museum in 4000 years

[@missy3240]

I’m so glad I watched this because I always love to imagine things in “the other direction”… a bunch of Egyptian dudes coming over and digging up historical figures is priceless. And the plane reenactment… 🤣 … this entire segment… 👩‍🍳 💋

[@ATRTAP]

If our historical figures had been buried as gods with treasure, manuscripts, food etc someone would definitely dig them up. Might take a few thousand years.

[@cmb6087]

Lmao he just said it as I read your comment . I’m dead from laughing.

[@deonduran9849]

My favorite part is when he casually walks over to the background to touch a lil lightbulb and doesn’t break cadence or comment at all. 💀

[@indigobreeze2138]

Amazing.

[@andrewb00]

adhd fr 😭😭

[@Firered4651]

This man deserves more specials he’s hilarious

[@DRS0395]

"Hey... way to go dude 👌" 🤣🤣

[@brandongrill2767]

That part about being high in public... and holding the door too long... LMFAO THAT'S ME WHEN I'M HIGH AND DOING STUFF

[@alittlesickducksucks]

"Are you gonna ask the pilot if there's any homework?" is where I completely fell apart. But why did he go tap that lightbulb at 6:41? Random af. LMFAO

[@AnimefortheLazyman]

ADHD, OCD

[@Ashemk]

The trader Joe burn was entirely too accurate

[@hayberdasher8625]

It's my vegan gf perfectly

[@tpstrat14]

I couldn't believe it when they said they didn't sell toothpaste, plastic wrap OR toilet paper. Blew my mind

[@Ashemk]

@@tpstrat14 oh they got toothpaste. Joe's bathtub bakin soda tooth pomade

[@cecilygriffis6508]

The part where he taps a lightbulb in the back is my favorite part

[@LokiDWolf]

The whole German skit was HILARIOUIS!!!

[@nanowiseman1442]

Best funny laugh and tasty candy in a while huh?

[@Jenlenjen]

Lmfaoooo “diggin up bus drivers and HVAC dudes” 🤣🤣

[@Herrcampzalot]

I love that comedy central is getting back to comedians instead of shows. ❤️ TY🙏🏾

[@TyBeTroLLing]

That part💯

[@Joe_Nathan12]

Absolutely just the lifeline of the brand

[@coronalight77]

Facts

[@AndrewLuhring]

hopefully they compensate the comedians really well

[@uriahsimpson06]

That's the truth 🤘

[@FOBStevie21]

The girl in the beginning that was like "OKAAAAAY" killed me

[@squid_fish]

A t-rex rorrervlading, that’s cool 😎

[@chancesare...4493]

This is hilarious. I've watched it numerous times. The German lunchable guy is packed full of things to say repeatedly. Hello American child! Vary cool! Very, very wet ham. This guy is memorable.

[@willhenry7610]

"Perhaps a small pack of Skyttles, yes?" I've been repeating this for days now. 🤣

[@aaronmartin4611]

Digging up Ben Franklin lol "We got their best guy!?" 😆😆

[@graceb7284]

Loved his set so funny! Can't believe I've never seen him before🤣

[@Jay-xh9dl]

This guy is really good! It's hard to find great comedians these days. Hope this dude makes it.

[@Gbutler777]

When was Egypt hot LMAO

[@alextthomas]

I DEMAND several full length specials from Matty Ryan he is my new fave !!!

[@daniharkness00]

My favorite mummy fact is that the reason why we don't have a lot of them after digging them all up is because they were EATEN!!!

[@TheHarrip]

Prince Harry’s American accent is coming along well 👍🇬🇧

[@spacemama]

His hair is so luxurious, too😏

[@jasonrunswithpremiserobard5589]

Where has this guy been? I laughed my arse off!

[@crowleylan]

His German accent knocks me OUT. Like I’ve watched this a few times and still it’s hilarious😭😭😭

[@j8lech]

This guy needs an hour special on HBO stat.

[@aceholepictures]

Best new comedian I've seen in a while, very fresh

[@mastod0n1]

2:38 this guy just perfectly encapsulated why I hate going to Trader Joe's with my wife

[@John-Doe-Yo]

On god anytime I get dragged along I know we’re gonna have to stop at one or two extra places 😩

[@ellievranesevic]

This whole set was amazing. So good.

[@SamOjaomo]

He looks like if Blake and Ders from Workaholics had a kid

[@bennett4789]

so accurate

[@brettalexander5585]

That bit was refreshingly funny and unique.

[@SparkLoud]

It seemed like all the laughs was an effort to laugh louder than another laugh 😂

[@JakeV.]

This is the first I've seen of Matty! Awesome set

[@CaptainSelfConflict]

Somehow the best German accent

[@melindagibson8606]

One of the funniest comedians I have seen In a long time!

[@allsmiles7106]

This one of the best crowds I've heard in a while, tthey were so ready to laugh. Love to hear it

[@guiltygreen]

Duuuude this video sums up why and how much I miss Chicago lmao! The people are like nothing else, this whole set definitely warmed my heart.

[@dyan785]

THAT German bit is GOLD GOLD GOLD

[@aaronunroe5267]

Matty Ryan, pulling up, HILARIOUS. Love the funny takes on mummies, the German accent...it's all good.

[@towedarray7217]

I'm actually the real-life guy that's at the airport like "ye...yeh yeh yeah YASS!". I'm an aviation nerd and love commercial aircraft so.... I'm the guy who's at my best at an airport. Recently I experienced a long flight delay after pushback, still sitting on the apron and all the other passengers were getting all upset. I was psyched because I was able to guess why there were problems. Storms across the east coast had deleted our approved flight path and they needed to calculate and approve another set of waypoints, allowing for other traffic in the corridors etc. It gets complicated and it is a real thing. I guessed that was the problem. it was that and I was right. I'm the worst and I know that about myself.

[@MultiLelde]

That Trader Joe’s joke was spot on.

[@shawndeleon9938]

Love how he just touched the light bulb lmfao 🤣 feel like he micro dosed sum mushrooms 🍄 🤣

[@TheBrob1983]

This guy kills.i love it.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@lindiwengwevela524]

"When was Egypt hot, 4,000 years ago?" LOL

[@coffeeandtrance]

absolutely hilarious, jokes super relatable

[@Art3mis-Cane]

I love airplanes, but I'm a mega nerd. Suicide by subway is easily the most obnoxious death imo; especially when you're late.

[@ironidol]

Easily the most obnoxious way, I totally agree! I've actually seen people post "Don't kys by jumping in front of a train. It's goddamn cold out here, you'll leave us waiting for our train and also you're traumatizing innocent conductors" to their story in winter as if the first thing they thought of was it being cold and them not wanting to wait. Makes me hate humanity sometimes. I get where it comes from, though. I've heard of more incidents involving people on tracks in this year than my whole life (I wish I was exaggerating) and it is frustrating if you are late because of that, but you know... we'd rather be waiting than gone.

[@Art3mis-Cane]

Yeah, when I first moved to NYC and didn't really have places to be, I thought it was pretty dark the way people would talk about train deaths. But a couple years in, like, there are ways to do it without fucking everyone else up to

[@THEMOCU]

Lmao just imagining my boss blowing up my phone for being late, just to find out I died on my way to work🤣

[@TyBeTroLLing]

@@THEMOCU and somehow he will hold against you and still fire you and withhold your last check😂😂

[@anella901]

WOOOOW!!! Who is this dude?!?? Love him 🤣😭

[@larsonfamilyhouse]

A small bag of sky-tells, yes? Lol love how the German turns Irish for a minute lmao

[@georgejenkins9412]

This guy looks like every main character from workaholics rolled into one

[@spacemama]

You got the like at "Eric Trump of mummies"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ginaragone7035]

"right in the ground!" LOL

[@michellepittman7886]

This dude is so hilarious 🤣

[@ultimatevictory9900]

I was getting bored...then the Trader Joe's and Plane Suicide joke hit and I still can't breathe 😂😆

[@hannahhelton3789]

This guy has potential. Keep honing it.

[@John-Doe-Yo]

“Took some mushrooms and went to the museum by myself” WOOOOOOOOO! Wtf 🤨

[@ekdaufin1485]

Hilarious airplane dead guy bit.

[@kodyjuan5548]

Great set!

[@jeremyandroschukart]

This guy has a new fan!

[@christopherleblanc7458]

That was the freshest 10 I’ve seen in a hot minute

[@jeanguzman3850]

Love the jokes man! Funny af!

[@terrylogginss]

He was really good! His comedy seemed "fresh"

[@jasonwilliams1713]

Tight set 🤣

[@janeprescott980]

Some things that pass for food are absolutely scary.

[@jessicaevans2564]

Funny and original! Came across him unexpectedly and glad I know the name now.

[@Yesquiteindeed321321]

Is he a native German? He must be as he knows all the German terms, like rollerbladding, sunglersses, bersketball, smal boy playing karate, karate plAyer

[@jhen8900]

More Matty Ryan!

[@brandontwohawks]

Excellent set!

[@TheWaffleRadio]

The front half of this was top tier amazing. The rest wasn't bad but it wasn't transcendent either

[@v.duskren8819]

Really fresh material. I like him!

[@randilynn2422]

Oh my lanta this was so great!!!

[@ekdaufin1485]

Lunchables so good! 🤪

[@isensmith]

that German accent was A++ i cackled

[@lilliansalmon9965]

Dude had people cheering and squealing at p3do jokes and suicide 😭😭😭 truly dark humor can be funny 😂

[@itsdayghost]

Matty KILLLLLLLING it 🔥

[@juliuskwak1263]

It probably would be okay to ignore the dead guy. That is until he's become fully relaxed and his bowels empty. Then you not only have a flight in-transit, but it now has to land and the wait will be even longer. The flight will likely spend time doing a routine maintenance check, refueling, and realigning their flight travel plan with communications systems since air space can be shared at a given time. Get rid of the dead guy when the plane is still on the ground. There'll be a wait, but it won't be as bad as if the flight had already been in the air.

[@MentalPhysicality]

Do you realize that the dead guy bit was part of the joke? It didn’t really happen my guy

[@unohotbox]

No one thought he was serious...."AKTUALLY ☝" STFU dude 🤭

[@VampireBabysitter]

@@MentalPhysicality lmao they were just putting thought in to a hypothetical. It's interesting to take a strange idea and think about what could happen with it. I highly doubt they thought it was a real story

[@aimeem]

@@MentalPhysicality It probably has happened sometime or other

[@killerkiller8523]

That was hilariously entertaining to say the least 🤘

[@kui_maina]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn i had a genuine laugh.

[@skenzyme81]

That crap German attempt at an American accent was on point.

[@kentimmins9171]

Has huge potential this young man.👍

[@jefferybrown8062]

Dude is hilarious

[@DarthCalculus]

What a routine...great set

[@coliedeekenzo]

This is so funny 😆

[@SparkLoud]

I didn’t expect this to be funny but it was for sure lol

[@dayoldeggplant]

Discount Daniel Tosh is pretty funny.

[@chrisneely8130]

There it is.

[@crowleylan]

i literally think "a little treat a little snack" every time i decide to buy myself sweets or something

[@stewpidasso3910]

He makes some great points

[@cas4040]

Solid set, I really enjoyed it! 🤣

[@MrAlldaybreakfast]

funniest thing ive seen in a long long time

[@fpcooper95]

When the people wanted to drink that mummy juice we were all cursed by the mummy thought police

[@christiansather8438]

you can see how much louis ck's delivery style has influenced like all comedians you hear these days

[@Stray..]

I didn’t know Prince Harry does standup.

[@mannysavage88]

That was hilarious

[@djJinjiny]

He is hilarious!!

[@tenaciousblender]

#1 Roast Comic Matty Ryan ! Yea!

[@bicbangmusicrecordsllc]

Awesome

[@realwestwill]

Trader Joe joke is so true lmao

[@avataraarow]

I like how his German man seemed to oscillate between German and occasionally a little bit Indian. Like unironically it was very funny😂

[@ThomasinaASMR]

Lol. "so, snooze"

[@hbars9733]

Why does this guy look like a fusion of three guys from workaholics?

[@Dopeassjournals]

I like this guy