Mark Normand - Pursued by an Armed Maniac - This Is Not Happening

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[@jibba1681]

Comedy Central Stand-Up why is the view count not going up for good comics? But PC vagina videos are going up and up

[@chinmaykamalapurkar16]

Ur Damm good mark 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ezzymo1]

0p

[@billhasadeathwish2470]

Bring back Ari you smucks.

[@chrischipperson3063]

Please bring back the video content for The Bonfire show. It's the best thing on SiriusXM and the video content makes it that much better. #CrackleCrackle

[@AverageJogi]

“He’s since dead of a heroin overdose” *Joey Diaz only one laughing in crowd*

[@smoovegutierrez541]

Eternal Ape T R E M E N D O U S

[@salvadordeleon273]

The fact that he himself is a former heroin addict makes it even funnier

[@viniciusmatoscomediante]

@@salvadordeleon273 not heroin, cocaine.

[@salvadordeleon273]

Vinícius Matos he has said on this that he also used to do heroin

[@user-du4pk9bu9g]

Have you ever heard joey diaz laugh?? It soundslike air pumping into a failing vacuum trying to start up

[@FascistPastry]

Damn knife wielding Mongolian-Vietnamese-Korean-Chinese of New Orleans!

[@dannyrutz3792]

So funnyyy

[@alexrocha4328]

Too funny ! You got comedy

[@MiguelHernandez-nx8pw]

He was like the art teacher 41-51-61-71-80 years old at the same time.

[@aspyr5681]

Must've been Asian or somethin'

[@comedianfunnyguy1232]

Yea some Asia based Asian Chinese Korean Mongolian man

[@jamietodd2560]

They cut him off before he could say "I'm Kevin Hart."

[@mgkimball]

Jamie Todd huhhh?

[@Lockguy_22]

mgkimball it seems like every time he’s on TV he ends his set with “Thanks! I’m Kevin Hart!” And it’s funny cuz, ya know, clearly not Kevin Hart

[@dragon-id5uj]

That's like how Kimmel kept dragging Pitt into everything. Lowkey sus thooo....

[@aabbb5029]

@@dragon-id5uj you don't know Pitt from Damon?

[@jesseearles9228]

@Jamie Todd dude for real wtf, they intentionally cut it you can tell!

[@little.wing.]

Crazy the possible butterfly effect. Maybe if they didn't smash that wing-mirror then the Mongolian-Vietnamese-Korean-Chinese dude might not have been so angry and that dude in the bar could still be alive today...

[@pierrelemagnifique205]

Little Wing it‘s good that this happened. This dude could have killed a whole family if he can‘t control his anger like this. Justice has been served rightly. It‘s sad for the one dead guy but it could have been way worse.

[@colemorgan1057]

@@pierrelemagnifique205 nonsense

[@pierrelemagnifique205]

Cole Morgan how come?

[@colemorgan1057]

@@pierrelemagnifique205 I don't know why there is no god. that is like asking why is there anything. we as humans don't know. organisms don't last long enough to fully understand our existence. i just know that other creatures aren't praying to god and that there is no proof of a god. in the end we just don't know what we are doing here and i am okay with not knowing, while people who believe in god need something to believe in because when it comes down to it nothing matters because our existence is a blip in time. i would compare our existence in time to one second of a 100 year olds life. irrelevant.

[@pierrelemagnifique205]

Cole Morgan Okay that‘s dope, but come again what exactly makes you think my comment is nonsense :o

[@theogkarenhunter]

“Just full of natty ice and fear” that one hit different

[@sarahoshea9603]

Bcuz it's relatable for you or bcuz it isn't?

[@prometha4592]

@@sarahoshea9603 yes

[@CanItAlready]

"I'm a virgin! I got a hymen!" 😂

[@vtithin27]

Bars

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

Perfect story. I get the feeling Mark's told this one a thousand times. There's absolutely no fat on it.

[@ericag5346]

I mean a story like that, if you lived it you'd tell it a hundred times too!

[@shillstradameus4164]

Guy ain’t got no fat anywhere in any of his bits

[@jhtsurvival]

Honestly I thought he looked nervous and uncomfortable like he hadn't told it.

[@jhtsurvival]

@@ericag5346 it doesn't seem that crazy. He just tells it funny. If you're a punk kid looking for trouble he's lucky that's the only shut he got into

[@apollo1573]

@@jhtsurvival first of all that’s definitely a crazy story, and second, this is definitely jot the only bad thing Mark was involved in lmao

[@DaftJok3r]

It only took 10 minutes for me to completely fall in love with this man and his comedy. This was amazing

[@joshgibson9732]

I love Mark. Check out his stand-up! It's fantastic!!

[@RantTherapist]

"We had nothing going on. We just broke car mirrors." Should've sold mirrors in the morning, door to door. LOL

[@ticket2space621]

Supply and demand 😉

[@OtKH00]

"Holy shit, God missed, but I'll take it" Best punchline.

[@BriceTooNice]

i dont really understand it some religious shit or what?

[@SandrockCustom]

@@BriceTooNice Watch the video

[@BigRockyD]

You Cant Skate he asked god to kill the bad guy but someone else died

[@BriceTooNice]

Rock Diesel ohh i see thanks

[@wojomojo]

Not funny at all.

[@ThomasSBird]

I love Mark Normand. I can’t believe he isn’t a household name yet.

[@konnerdent4835]

TM B Who hasn’t heard or Kevin Hart?

[@andrewkeshan8649]

He is now

[@nsaiswatching]

It's incredible how he has gone under radar for so long

[@justincoleman3805]

Those are your go-to’s? Katt and Rogan? You’re a joke.

[@jessyszabo148]

I like him to but I totally believe that he's not a household name. Seems 100% in the realm of possibility.

[@AlisterTate]

pretty cool to see this. It's a totally different style of stand-up than his normal material, but I think he handled it just as well.

[@maxa3221]

He honestly needs to nuance it up more like this. More stories. Too many one liners back to back with no spacing. Saw him live 2 nights in a row. The joke RPM is incredible but it's exhausting for the audience. The guy is amazing, but just saying.

[@mpfmax0]

@@maxa3221 yeah I enjoyed this more... but I generally like story based comedians.

[@El-Burrito]

@@maxa3221 I would say check out Tim Vine. The joke a minute style is definitely something comedians can pull off.

[@yawner1154]

@@maxa3221 He’s brilliant at what he does, it wouldn’t be improved by doing less jokes

[@seethesky28]

It was probably true that's why. I hope not though.

[@dior_3710]

I’ve just gotten into Normand, but from his stand ups I’ve seen so far he always has this really funny strategy of changing up key parts of the story. Like how each time he changed the mans race, and with his one about “Mrs. Frizz” he changed her age each time to an older age. Great strategy.

[@carlossixtos]

It’s genius haha

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

I think that's a comedy schtick, though. Conan used to do it all the time in the 90s-2000s. Not saying it's not funny, because it is lol, but I wouldn't say it's genius of him to do it haha

[@johnnypimpinz5202]

Kat Williams also does this perfectly at one of his stand ups

[@Markenglish928]

I honestly believe Mr Normand will go down as one of the best comics of our time and so he god dam should. I think it’s a credit to the guy he appreciates a good joke even pushing what’s “politically correct” because he means no offence and does it all with no intention other than dropping a good joke. Great talent and good luck to the guy

[@seanbean4682]

Mark Normand is a pure comedian.

[@RantTherapist]

"We're sorry. We love Jesus!" Hahahahaha, oh man, that line got me good!

[@khalidbrown743]

"He's since dead of a Heroine overdose" One guy in the Audience:

[@TCt83067695]

2:18

[@soopetube]

@@TCt83067695 thanks!

I don't get it. The entire audience didn't say anything. Your comment makes no sense.

[@soopetube]

@ Listen to it once again, there's a guy chuckling at this very macabre line.

@@soopetube Okay, so if a guy is chuckling----now pay attention---that should look something like this *One guy in the audience: HA HA HA* because he's not silent is he? He's fucking chuckling is he not? You with me here?

[@xenos_n.]

Now that's how you tell a story on this show; payoff climax wrapped up with a punchline.

[@soth1sol]

yeah but you're supposed to use tissue paper

[@scott3594]

"I'm Kevin Hart"

[@noelsturrup3817]

That ending was everything! Haha

[@dudewut4385]

Agreed.

[@gh0stm0nst3r6]

everything but kevin hart. those bastards!

[@thevoid8948]

I think Mark Normand smashed my step-father's car window lmao

[@justincoleman3805]

I think he smashed my stepfather. Because he’s gay.

[@rileymurphy559]

Is your step father a Mongolian-vietnamese-korean- Chinese guy who went to prison for killing someone in a bar fight?

[@bubbletiplister4897]

@@rileymurphy559 x all of the above.

[@Andrew-rz9hc]

Are u frfr

[@AbdulGetTheRocks]

The story's about a side view mirror not a window

[@Frank-xx5cd]

I'm Mongolian/Vietnamese/Korean/Chinese and i find this funny

[@SandrockCustom]

@YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX Why you trying to see this man meat though? SUS!

[@juandiego9164]

Your ancestors where traveling huh made it all the way across the silk road lol

[@orderinprogress3954]

@Isaiah that's not a joke. It's just you thinking about dicks.

[@comedianfunnyguy1232]

Same haha

[@leiladekwatro3147]

Your surname suggests Filipino tho

[@TheSunshineGroup]

Starts at 1:05

[@roboto9008]

The Sunshine Group thanks

[@DJRhymes989]

Sad we have to skip the intros since ari left! Thanks

[@JulianMartinez-if5dt]

The beginning is the best part tho

[@gina1280]

Thank you

[@_JayRamsey_]

CC should pin this comment. The intros should really be cut for YT.

[@PlasticGhoul]

When he described himself as a 15 year old I felt that lmao

[@LycanLink]

Mark Normand is easily my favorite up-and-coming comedian. I sincerely hope he makes it big soon.

[@stephenb2276]

He's pretty big. This also wasn't his first time on the show.

[@LycanLink]

I've only ever seen him on Conan over and over. I didn't know he was that big, but I'm glad to hear that. :)

[@HMPRODIGY]

Audience: Hahaha That one guy: AHHAHAHAAA!

[@drnol461]

5:43 had to pause. Screamed for a good ninety seconds. Awesome story, awesome delivery. I love Kevin Hart! Need more of him

[@franfranfrancis]

I think this actually might be the best one yet. The whole point is like a crazy story with a twist ending and he nailed it!!! Great job Mark Normand !!!

[@CodPast]

umm... That was Kevin Hart

[@soulwaves20000]

He’s the only comic to pull it off, l found all the other episodes terrible.

[@yvesnux7264]

The best one is the guy that goes to Mexico

[@ScreaminSavior]

"God missed, but I'll take it." hahahah

[@andrewjohnson588]

Mark' normal stand-up delivery is so specific and "joke"-y, I didn't expect him to be this funny as a storyteller.

[@264aub]

This was the clip that introduced me to him, saw him last night at a sold out show in New Haven, he killed it!

[@nospam3327]

"I put myself in contempt!" I love that line. ;)

[@614slim]

One of the best stories I've ever heard

[@artheaux666]

I see CC has learned nothing; stop putting the punchline in the beginning, and cut those cringy host scenes.

[@chair362]

i think now they are doing it just to be dicks

[@kuchiefsdabomb]

I skipped like a solid minute at least. The intros are always trash and a waste of time. Also i dont want to hear any part of the joke out of order, it ruins it.

[@dragon-id5uj]

The host/intro is never related, never funny, and way too high budg... but understand they're OWNED by big media. It's called PROGRAMMING for a reason. I agree tho let the philosopher *ahem* i mean comedian speak

[@artheaux666]

Tim O'Brien Irony.

[@eansba88-]

@@dragon-id5uj I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks of comedians as modern philosophers.

[@ceddy123]

I'm a Tuesday with stories listener, so i know this story already. Still a classic nonetheless. I thoroughly enjoyed watching Kevin Hart on that strip stage.

[@thatblindmike]

You’ve got the cobblestone

[@trumpsmicropenis12]

am i having a stroke?

[@yabbadabbadoo1]

Can you explain the Kevin Hart inside joke? I’m new to Mark Normand

[@PrinceIsot]

@@yabbadabbadoo1 He ended this with saying "thanks I'm Kevin Hart" 🤣

[@rawpower12xu]

Which episode of TWS is this?

[@General.Apeshit]

This is very different from his usual stuff. I like it! Wish he would do more stories like this in his act.

[@hanhle1284]

"Must have been Mongolian............Must have been Vietnamese." lol i love it.

[@KentFPV]

Said about 4 other races as well that I couldn't stop myself from laughing at. I like this guy's light humor and jokes

[@SSantmyre94]

@@KentFPV *Nationalities

[@chrspii]

I was in tears everytime he changed it lmaoo

[@ilovelamp-ku7dw]

Mark should do more material like this it's great

[@AslanW]

Masterful. I wish he'd do more of this type of standup rather than the one liners. I like the one liners too but damn, he's great at stories.

[@summer_glazed2818]

Was waiting to hear, “Thank you! I’m Kevin Hart!” 😭

[@sirjigsalot]

Am I missing something? Why is everyone saying that?

[@melvina628]

He needs to cut Kevin a check.

[@jeffrywharton7626]

I love Summer_Glazed

[@ChristopherKaiJensen]

melvina628 for saying his name as a bit? You realize this guys making a living doing this and probably a comfortable one especially as of the last year or 2, but he makes probably 5% of what Kevin Hart makes. Kevin wouldn’t wanna steal from a working comic for using his name as a bit lmfao

[@julianbluefeather8491]

I am shocked by his lifestyle as a teen. Mark seemed so innocent. He talks like a square lol

[@word9786]

Maybe just maybe theyre just jokes

[@Lyonessi]

no such thing as a innocent teen

[@peytonalexander5300]

Mark’s had one weird ass life. He grew up in the biggest house in one of New Orleans poorest neighborhoods, so he grew up thinking getting robbed was normal. He would just wake up at 8 years old, hear someone walking around in the living room and think “well, we’re getting robbed again” then go back to sleep. His parents were always busy with work to be able to afford their house, so he was taught most of his life skills by their housekeeper, who was a huge, buff, black crossdresser named Enus. Nothing about his upbringing was what most people would consider “normal” lol

[@julianbluefeather8491]

@@peytonalexander5300 yes I wish it was turned into a show

[@kirtically5497]

Plot twist: The guy was from Sri Lanka.

[@allthings1150]

kirti cally you mean plot twist

[@angelicamuncyharriscoleman7064]

Lmfao

[@kirtically5497]

@@allthings1150 thanks for pointing that out.

[@SSantmyre94]

He's clearly Laotion

[@GinaJonesStillettoQueen]

No he was from Bali

[@gasser5001]

That is by far the best punch line I have heard in a long time.

[@loydbateman902]

Best show on comedy Central aside from South park

[@tylerjacobson8012]

This is a great story joke. Normand needs to do more of these.

[@paleamigo8575]

This guy is hilarious! Awesome story and Great delivery!🤣

[@ChicaGorilla312]

Asian... Must've been Mongolian Asian... Must've been Vietnamese Asian... Must've been..... Uhhh... Korean Asian guy chased us must've been Chinese

[@davidgardison1072]

*Asian

[@ChicaGorilla312]

David Gardison oh shit thanks. Gonna edit now

[@N-e-o1]

@@joshgibson9732 how about an original comment instead of quoting the video we all saw...most likely fishing for likes.

[@CarbonTalon]

​@@N-e-o1 I'm so fucking glad someone else feels the same way I do. What's even worse is when the 'Fan Base' of something like a pod cast, or really funny and original personality on a KZbin channel has their entire character, mannerisms and sayings completely ripped off. Turning the comments section into a group of mindless parrots that only comment either what they have just watched or random phrases and references from past videos ..Shit gets really bad with the followers of channels like AVE and Rudy with Alpha Investments...Unfortunately the list of what is pretty much Fan Cults just keeps growing! Showing a Complete lack of originality...Like FFS! comment about whatever you have to say or liked about a video if they want, but that doesn't mean quote large portions of it or completely rip off a persons personality and start acting like them.. It must be really creepy and annoying for the people who it happens to, or so I would imagine. It's just sad to watch.

[@thelolmaster1997]

I wish he started with Chinese and went more obscure.. coulda gone Taiwanese, Indonesian... Lebanese

[@Mr.slikko]

Definitely the funniest most underrated comedian ever, he is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@corybarrier]

Hope this guy continues to get more publicity. He should be way bigger than he is now.

[@barreldreamz7852]

Dude what a story!!!! Good one and I loved his sense of stacking symbolic imagery one after the other for humor. Great style

[@timmytucker6902]

has to be the loudest ever heard a crowd react. Normand is the best

[@MaTTheWish]

Best episode on TINH ever. I watch a bunch of these eps where I don't laugh at all. Normand is funny as shit.

[@atlucas1]

Damn... fought and fought with not waiting for the punchline... so glad I did. Mark is the most underrated comedian of our time!

[@jerry1dc]

I just found out about this guy and he's so funny! I can't get enough. Netflix please!

[@mikewedgwood697]

He murdered that ish. Never seen a more high energy Marc.

[@moeskeetz5473]

Mark Normand is like a younger crazier version of Norm MacDonald 🤣

[@Arrona222]

Duuuuuude I think the same !!

[@journeywithcerney-stockvid3563]

I thought that last night

[@parijatkapoor9502]

Damn , Kevin Hart always cracks me up!

[@jeyzeus]

@meatball sub w pepperonis Mark almost always finish his set with something like "I'm Kevin Hart, good night". It's ongoing joke.

[@dragon-id5uj]

Guy is a spazoid but quick witted enough to keep with himself, love it! Hope to hear more of his stuff

[@stephenb2276]

There's a bunch out there. He's not a no name.

[@matthutchinson4730]

This is one of the better ones of this series, absolutely fucking hilarious 😂

[@JG-zu5wc]

What a ride this was .. probably the best “this is not happening” bit I saw .. must have been Filipino.. 🤣

[@TheGuyCalledCarl]

Mark Normand is the funniest comedian I've heard in years.

[@drunknhamster4708]

4:56 Lmao I live in mandeville... so I guess you could say that mandeville joke really hits home

[@peachtr33]

As someone who lived near Mandeville and went to school in Nola, this is an incredibly accurate story, never a damn dull moment and all of it is punctuated by jazz

[@StrangeTripNH]

I feel like having Roy wood jr host this is like if Chum Lee from pawn stars hosted jeopardy

[@kesegolemmenyane7782]

best story ever

[@esoteric_Derek]

My word! This guy knows how to tell a fuggin' story now! Can he be hired to deliver bad news, anybody??

[@johnspring9428]

Incredible comedian, one of my favorites

[@MetallicaRocksss]

Great story, phenomenal delivery

[@nmarkert01]

‘ASIAN! Must’ve been....’ 😂😂😂😂

[@glekaz8849]

i’m sorry WE LOVE JESUS

[@JohnBurns-vn9jj]

Thanks for micing up the guy in the back Comedy Central, really glad I heard EVERY. SINGLE. LAUGH. he had.

[@jollystniick]

Please have Mark on more, he's hilarious and I guarantee he has other stories

[@tommynorthwood]

I'm under the belief Mark Norman's mother made a fake profile to leave this comment 😅

[@kartoffelschweinehund9007]

I've never seen him this active and I like it.

[@masr8875]

he's an awesome storyteller, I actually like this better than his regular style

[@oatymilkshake]

Agreeeeed

[@huntergunter6445]

One of my favorite bits from mark normand

[@Killer985100]

Now that was a great one.

[@unforgivenpuppet]

OMFG...I love this so much. I'm a Mandeville/ New Orleans guy. This is so perfect. Great story. Great Set!

[@sgbtierney]

Best episode ever

[@dcool2u2]

Best This Is Not Happening story. Mark really gets you into it. 😊

[@PRWPhotography]

I loved the “he must’ve been Vietnamese” theme

[@tommiepattonkendrickiii1617]

Okay, so my FAVORITES and really the BEST Comedians are Norm MacDonald, Jim Breuer and Mark Normand! I thought comment was gonna slowly DIE after the death of Norm MacDonald, but I JUST saw Jim Breuer's LATEST Special and it's GENIUS! And since I watched Jim's Special (it's on KZbin for FREE by the way) a couple days ago, I've seen Mark Normand's Comedy and it's BRILLIANT and HILARIOUS! I can't get enough! Much love from Western Massachusetts USA 🇺🇲 May The Lord Bless You and KEEP You ALL! 🩸🕊️🙏

[@Publiclighthouse]

I wonder if Mark considers the butterfly effect of him and his friends kicking that guy's mirror leading to the events of another man being killed?

[@ArthurKnight1899]

That's exactly what happened

[@RetroIsaac]

I mean, he could have gone to the bar either way. Life is random that way.

[@charlesgerard5721]

That last line and how he kept saying "Must have been ___ or something" was hilarious

[@joem3686]

Thank you Joe Rogan without you I would’ve never found Mark Normand. this guy is fucking hilarious!

[@chatterb0x]

Best this is not happening I've ever seen

[@MikeP2055]

I've watched this so many damn times and it kills me every time.

[@Granero38]

'It was a random Tuesday' - I see what you did there 😂😉

[@uncomfortablecat]

I am Gay Praise Allah

[@Winteramen]

I noticed each new bit from him, he comes out a little more and more

[@armwrestlingfan6804]

I am necrophiliac Praise Death

[@cindyd4333]

@@Winteramen he's straight

[@Winteramen]

@@cindyd4333 watch his stand up from older to newer. I think he's been coming out for quite a while now (lol i know it's part of his bit. But it's so brilliant how he escalates in multiple sets. The continuity is brilliant)

[@colemorgan1057]

i am straight. god isn't real :)

[@gantyline]

The beginning was kida goofy, but the last line got me so hard. Worth it.

[@knuccs]

One dude in the audience was having a real good time

[@Ryan-th9zm]

My god normand was hammered for this his eyes are glassin

[@Procoloco]

I love that I can hear Pete Holmes specifically in this audience lmao

[@enricomiceli8704]

Aahahahahahah

[@grungical]

Any time stamps?

[@demonshaz]

Crazy unique delivery. Nice

[@Jim-od7sb]

we need way more of Mark he's soooo fucking talented!!!!!!!!!

[@SDCISHERE]

Killing the game 🦾🍑🥒

[@AMAINE207]

Man he's good at telling stories

[@chaimabouneb5082]

the guy laughing in the crowd i will never forgive you

[@PowerPuffGurl86]

Based on how he started I was convinced this was gonna suck but I was pleasantly surprised!

[@Vampcinder]

That ending punchline was gold.

[@DavidBlaze420]

Easily one of the best stories on This Is Not Happening.