Stephen Finally Gets To Covfefe About Covfefe

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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@sids3508
@sids3508 7 жыл бұрын
I love the Late Show with Stephen Covfefe.
@amruthayk9972
@amruthayk9972 7 жыл бұрын
epic xD
@yogarcia6066
@yogarcia6066 7 жыл бұрын
Enjoy!
@NuttyRedBaBonkerz
@NuttyRedBaBonkerz 4 жыл бұрын
This is such an underrated comment
@JMusar795
@JMusar795 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Hootsbee
@Hootsbee 7 жыл бұрын
That St. Petersburg joke is the greatest response to the "pittsburg not paris" I've heard yet.
@robertjenkins6132
@robertjenkins6132 7 жыл бұрын
It took me a few seconds to realize that it's a Russian city. Geography isn't my strong suit...
@piarossi9426
@piarossi9426 7 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Hoover That was inspired😂
@jpeluso50
@jpeluso50 7 жыл бұрын
St. Petersburg? That's in the Tampa Bay area, isn't it?
@TuhinDas
@TuhinDas 7 жыл бұрын
One of the largest cities in Russia is St Petersburg. The football(soccer) club Zenit St Petersburg is from there.
@cheeseontoast9418
@cheeseontoast9418 7 жыл бұрын
sorry but- you voted for... trump? what the fuck are you
@Mila-Nova
@Mila-Nova 7 жыл бұрын
sean spicer: its not a travel ban Trump: its a travel ban😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SirCraigius
@SirCraigius 4 жыл бұрын
Damn it Glen!
@GantzIsSloppy
@GantzIsSloppy 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert is having way too much fun
@GryphonSkull
@GryphonSkull 7 жыл бұрын
well it's either that or crying, so...
@danceswithcritters
@danceswithcritters 7 жыл бұрын
"for some reason..." says Pence. For some reason. He can't grasp the reason.
@kateingram6987
@kateingram6987 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, when you don't want to face the truth, just play stupid.
@someperson5506
@someperson5506 7 жыл бұрын
My right-wing (Canadian right-wing - much less extreme) friend and I joked about how climate change is only an issue for the left, and congrats! My right-wing friend, along with everyone who's on the right, must now be unable to drown! Rising sea levels won't affect them!
@danceswithcritters
@danceswithcritters 7 жыл бұрын
some person. you need to get over right vs. left. that is something condusive to another civil war, which the americans hold in high regard.
@someperson5506
@someperson5506 7 жыл бұрын
+danceswithcritters 'you need to get over right vs. left.' What are you talking about? Pence said climate change was an issue for the left, and I talked about a joke I made with a friend, about Pence's comments. I talked about two friends with different ideologies making fun of Pence together.
@ficheye00
@ficheye00 7 жыл бұрын
"...it's pronounced 'St. Petersburg'!! Ba-da-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
@kaspafischer
@kaspafischer 7 жыл бұрын
Dennis Hastings gotcha!!
@muhammedahmed467
@muhammedahmed467 7 жыл бұрын
Could you explain that one? Went over my head :/
@kelraevyn
@kelraevyn 7 жыл бұрын
Muhammed Ahmed it is a city in russia ^-^ (though if im being honest i only know that because of the anastasia movie)
@Ofordgabings
@Ofordgabings 7 жыл бұрын
@Muhammed Ahmed Saint Petersburg is a city in Russia, so the joke is alluding to Trump's supposed ties to Russia
@TeddyKrimsony
@TeddyKrimsony 7 жыл бұрын
St. Petersburg Florida? He won that too
@ImDZack
@ImDZack 7 жыл бұрын
Finally Stephens back to put humor into the disaster of reality
@Ozzymandias493
@Ozzymandias493 7 жыл бұрын
it's so surreal that comedy is so close to actuality that it's almost not even funny, it's quite depressing actually.
@blu4085
@blu4085 7 жыл бұрын
OzzyThe Aussie ..yeah, the comedy is like a mirror reflection of the warped reality. Reckon there has never been a time like this in history before.
@elements-creactive
@elements-creactive 7 жыл бұрын
Putin knows why !
@zynorym8179
@zynorym8179 7 жыл бұрын
you being born to your shitty liberal parents was the only disaster of your reality
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 7 жыл бұрын
David Goldbergshekelstein i thought it was "bing bing bong."
@silvsilvsilv
@silvsilvsilv 7 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in the city of Paris, Texas: "What the fuck, Trump?"
@chesterdavis27
@chesterdavis27 7 жыл бұрын
And you can't blame them for swearing either!
@sunmoon2225
@sunmoon2225 7 жыл бұрын
silvsilvsilv hahahaha
@charlotte5559
@charlotte5559 7 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in the city of St. Petersburg, Florida: "Wait, what's the joke here?"
@kolby4078
@kolby4078 7 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Paris, California: Ay fool Where you from? *gunshots* *stabbing*
@wordforger
@wordforger 7 жыл бұрын
lol. I know, right? If he'd bothered to learn a bit of Geography, then maybe he could have gone with "I was elected to represent the people of Paris, Texas, not Paris, France." That would have at least been a bit more accurate on the scale of people who actually voted for the idiot.
@eugene188
@eugene188 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Spicer and the rest of the WH staff are so lost everyday. They always need to cover for something Trump screws up the day before. ...every single day. I would not want their jobs. How does Spicer not have a nervous breakdown?
@somespacepizza1757
@somespacepizza1757 7 жыл бұрын
True, it's like a never ending nightmare.
@Hilmy686
@Hilmy686 7 жыл бұрын
When did the world start loughing at the US? January is good guess but i think it was a little earlyer. During the primarys when when we saw trump was becoming the actualy nominee for the republicans? At that point we thought hillary will be predsident. Becaouse, come on, america does silly things but they wont make that idiot president.... Sad how wrong we were
@b0n3s
@b0n3s 7 жыл бұрын
+Eureka True shit, also there's that percentage of people who think that just because he's a millionaire that he's a great business man, smart with money and can fix shit as well
@jsb5188
@jsb5188 5 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaha ! I'm still enjoying the victory !!! And America is NOW Great Again !!!
@beverly719
@beverly719 5 жыл бұрын
@@jsb5188 you can't be serious...... I am hoping that you can actually see how bad the Donald is for our country.
@jsb5188
@jsb5188 5 жыл бұрын
@@beverly719 hahahahaha, you sound like the crazy left; delusional, idiotic and stupid
@moewilson4605
@moewilson4605 7 жыл бұрын
Starbucks should come out with a new brand of coffee. Call it Presidential covfefe . A dark and foreboding roast with a bitter aftertaste.
@olivialim7541
@olivialim7541 7 жыл бұрын
so bitter it leaves you feeling sick the whole day
@MrStensnask
@MrStensnask 7 жыл бұрын
and an orange froth
@bluedog101c
@bluedog101c 7 жыл бұрын
You mean "Dog shit in a cup"...
@wPatrickSF
@wPatrickSF 7 жыл бұрын
But 38.6 per cent of the US population enjoy that bitter aftertaste.
@huesozona1252
@huesozona1252 7 жыл бұрын
algebra logarithm,yeah !! I though about that one, good idea, you aren't a covfefe, ha hahaha!!!
@jimbojones8978
@jimbojones8978 7 жыл бұрын
"It's pronounced Saint Petersburg, not Pittsburgh." HILARIOUS! Thank you Stephen.
@Brickerbrack
@Brickerbrack 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Pity it plays into the "Russia" guff, but I can't think of a single city in Saudi Arabia that begins with P. For the joke, it works.... /overanalysis :p
@mrHunleashesHELL
@mrHunleashesHELL 7 жыл бұрын
*Man Stephen Colbert just took Covfefe to another level*
@Mila-Nova
@Mila-Nova 7 жыл бұрын
Mr. H enjoy😂😂
@safersephiroth22
@safersephiroth22 7 жыл бұрын
Covfefe is obviously a codeword for the Crimson Covenant from Shadowblaze's epicsaga series
@owengette8089
@owengette8089 6 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a spelling mistake for conference.
@andrewtessman9921
@andrewtessman9921 7 жыл бұрын
media covfefe - He probably had a typo, stopped and forgot how to spell media "coverage", and then gave up.
@MugdhaMahdiShams
@MugdhaMahdiShams 6 жыл бұрын
Andrew Tessman where the hell was autocorrect?
@evanbarrows2413
@evanbarrows2413 5 жыл бұрын
1 thank you for actually figuring that out and 2 Trump thinks he's too good for autocorrect
@aiko9393
@aiko9393 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, like how people write congrats because they don't know how to spell congratulations?
@burns114
@burns114 7 жыл бұрын
Love it! At 1:02 Jean Batiste tweaks "travel ban" by riffing Duke Ellington's "Caravan". Ah, it's the little things...
@lesleyanna
@lesleyanna 7 жыл бұрын
Good ear! I didn't notice until I saw your comment. :-)
@4tw4ever
@4tw4ever 7 жыл бұрын
I have to admit I am not very versed in jazz (know of Ellington but couldn't name a tune, that kinda thing), so thanks for pointing that out. Pretty awesome little tidbit that reminds me how genuinely talented a musician John Baptiste is
@yudis3996
@yudis3996 7 жыл бұрын
covfefe is Russian for "mission failed, abandon vessel"
@LividImp
@LividImp 7 жыл бұрын
*abandon wessel
@yudis3996
@yudis3996 7 жыл бұрын
Livid Imp thank you. Will edit it.
@johntaylor999
@johntaylor999 7 жыл бұрын
lol
@npr-xq2xd
@npr-xq2xd 7 жыл бұрын
"mission failed, we'll get em next time"
@gordlawson11
@gordlawson11 7 жыл бұрын
*News report:* Trump shat himself. *White House:* Trump would never shit himself. *Trump tweet:* "I shat myself on purpose!!" *Every. Fucking. Day.*
@SNN788
@SNN788 7 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@crustaceandroolcube
@crustaceandroolcube 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck I'm crying, why is this so accurate
@HardyHarHar404
@HardyHarHar404 7 жыл бұрын
BuyLow SellHigh that was beaitiful.
@24hnilson76
@24hnilson76 7 жыл бұрын
Godamn. That's hilarious and too fuckin accurate. Thank you very much, Sir.
@davidgoldbergshekelstein7414
@davidgoldbergshekelstein7414 7 жыл бұрын
hello reddit
@samhzb4424
@samhzb4424 7 жыл бұрын
This might be a push, but does Stephen Colbert not like Donald Trump?
@anamahilom8978
@anamahilom8978 7 жыл бұрын
Do you have proof? :P
@DrMD-1
@DrMD-1 7 жыл бұрын
On the contrary, he seems to dedicate his entire show on talking about him. So much so that I'm starting to be convinced that Colbert is sexually attracted to Trump
@MisteRRYouTuby
@MisteRRYouTuby 7 жыл бұрын
I would say he "disagrees" with him. A lot.
@Bubba1025
@Bubba1025 7 жыл бұрын
No he does not, this man is super left wing , plus he is not even funny.
@MisteRRYouTuby
@MisteRRYouTuby 7 жыл бұрын
+Nicholas Long You've never met the Ultra-Right conservative Republican Stephen Colbert, have you?
@___stormgurl___2822
@___stormgurl___2822 6 жыл бұрын
I know I'm watching this way late, but that was one of the greatest things I've ever seen!!!!😁😁😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@allisonshockley381
@allisonshockley381 7 жыл бұрын
I'll never get tired of Stephen ragging on Trump tbh
@patpatng2
@patpatng2 7 жыл бұрын
Allison Shockley I'm getting entertained. Make comedy great again.
@isaac10231
@isaac10231 7 жыл бұрын
Allison Shockley I think it's because Trump never stops providing new content.
@DestinyHonor
@DestinyHonor 7 жыл бұрын
Allison Shockley next up.... in future history textbooks, it is written... trump's short time he accomplished 1) make comedy great again 2) make twitter great again. all at the expense of Americans// and covfefe
@InXLsisDeo
@InXLsisDeo 7 жыл бұрын
He was on fire last night. Love it ! :D
@funzo1159
@funzo1159 7 жыл бұрын
Awww, poor baby still butthurt cause she can't have a female president?
@AnnoyingKiwiDude
@AnnoyingKiwiDude 7 жыл бұрын
soooooooooo excited about Comey testifying on Thursday -
@irenealvarez6094
@irenealvarez6094 7 жыл бұрын
You gonna get ur heart broken man. It's gonna be drier than anything you can imagine; u ppl underestimate Trump, and that's y his bullshitting works. Trump is a man with no scrupulous who knows how to go about getting his way, that's what makes him dangerous & a force to reckon with. The only way to pin him down is with a very substantial evidence; words don't work on Trump, he'll deny it until he can't deny anymore & that's when he's 6 feet under, and this whole issue with Comey, he has the upper hand. Even if he in fact did try to stop the investigation, it didn't seem to bother Comey until he fired him; The Hollywood Access tape is the major Exhibit A. Trump is gonna use that to defend his case & y'all know it; y'all keep underestimating this dangerous man & he's gonna run for 8yrs or even more if he's able to play his cards right, be smart ppl & know that nothing stops him & tackle him with all ammunition deem necessary.
@OptimalGaming41
@OptimalGaming41 7 жыл бұрын
You are so stupid
@OptimalGaming41
@OptimalGaming41 7 жыл бұрын
Winter Wolf. Good point, but Frieda here is even more stupid for thinking and saying things like that
@BFRedd1021
@BFRedd1021 7 жыл бұрын
Is anyone with me on a ban for any late night show's hiatus for the entirety of Trump's administration? I was waiting for this the whole week.😂
@socrappyicoulddie
@socrappyicoulddie 7 жыл бұрын
Just wait til they're all on summer vacation.
@WithHealthbars
@WithHealthbars 7 жыл бұрын
Every time Stephen leaves he always seems to miss something big
@jamirimaj6880
@jamirimaj6880 3 жыл бұрын
Every time Americans sleep, they miss something big on Trump era lol
@johnnoecker8471
@johnnoecker8471 7 жыл бұрын
Will there ever be a more accommodating time for a comedian to live in?..I think NOT. Let the good times roll !
@glennhecker4422
@glennhecker4422 4 жыл бұрын
If the late Frank Zappa were still alive today... well, let's just say he wouldn't have been suffering from "writer's block"...
@BladeWinters
@BladeWinters 7 жыл бұрын
7 solid hours went by the Covfefe tweet and no one thought to reassure the public that POTUS didn't die, get a stroke or just fell asleep in the middle of tweeting
@docdarlin5491
@docdarlin5491 7 жыл бұрын
Bingo. Also, what if he had tweeted something REALLY dangerous?
@Fralexion
@Fralexion 7 жыл бұрын
"Reassure" the public that he didn't die? I think they were more "we'll let them hold on to their hope for a little longer"
@tameshewolf
@tameshewolf 7 жыл бұрын
".. man pretending to think- Mike Pence." Accurate.
@kaileyallen727
@kaileyallen727 7 жыл бұрын
TSW I read this right as he said that
@mrHunleashesHELL
@mrHunleashesHELL 7 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump : " At what point do they started laughing at us as a country" Stephen Colbert : " I know that one , January 20 2017" *Colbert the mother of all Savages!*
@morrogin5986
@morrogin5986 7 жыл бұрын
and as someone who has spent the last several months lmao at the USA, i can conferm his statement
@m.d.4231
@m.d.4231 7 жыл бұрын
Edward Conway don't mean to be a dick but its spelled "i can covfefe his statement"
@cxdougxw
@cxdougxw 7 жыл бұрын
Well, it's true.
@PetProjects2011
@PetProjects2011 7 жыл бұрын
No, I'm fairly certain they started laughing at us in November 2016...
@bettinauliczka1514
@bettinauliczka1514 7 жыл бұрын
InvaderPet not exactly. We started laughing when Trump won the primaries
@margaritam.9118
@margaritam.9118 7 жыл бұрын
"Who can figure how on Earth someone like me became a POTUS? Enjoy!"
@hizarhayaat
@hizarhayaat 7 жыл бұрын
probably best monologue I've seen by him in a long time, love this
@smittyd4801
@smittyd4801 7 жыл бұрын
Trump pulled of the Paris agreement, I say his dad should of pulled out 70 years ago.
@daddydangerous20
@daddydangerous20 7 жыл бұрын
Amen to that brother
@ilhamrj2599
@ilhamrj2599 7 жыл бұрын
Finally u're back... where were you. Stephen, You missed many stuffs happening in past weeks.
@Anubid
@Anubid 7 жыл бұрын
One week vacation felt like years of missed content for sure.
@user-lj3of4ec5r
@user-lj3of4ec5r 7 жыл бұрын
He was thinking about covfefe
@jtroxler8
@jtroxler8 7 жыл бұрын
ilhamrj I missed him to. But a man needs his break to Covfefe
@bringthepayne7561
@bringthepayne7561 7 жыл бұрын
ilhamrj You said STUFFS😂
@bluecocacola
@bluecocacola 7 жыл бұрын
stephen's always on a break when things like this happen lol
@leedevlin8260
@leedevlin8260 7 жыл бұрын
sean spicer is gonna commit himself into a mental institute for his crazy boss's tweets.. poor man.. almost feel sorry for him
@lazyc0mmander277
@lazyc0mmander277 7 жыл бұрын
Nah fuck him like the rest of them. If he was feeling so bad about his job he would have quit a long time ago.
@lumpilumpinski9951
@lumpilumpinski9951 7 жыл бұрын
Spicer is "The Mouth of Sauron" and he looks like Frankensteins Monster.
@superhavi
@superhavi 7 жыл бұрын
"At what point do they start laughing at us as a country?" We started laughing at you, when you elected a washed up reality-tv-star as your president!
@monstertruck611
@monstertruck611 7 жыл бұрын
superhavi So what country are you from?
@kuwinsitall
@kuwinsitall 7 жыл бұрын
ain't that the fucking truth....and i'm an American. way to go, morons
@ClifftonBeach
@ClifftonBeach 7 жыл бұрын
yeah, that's the joke. Did you pause the video right when he said that so you could type this? hahaha
@superhavi
@superhavi 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, typed it because some of you didn't get it!
@zioncommand
@zioncommand 7 жыл бұрын
How much cream and sugar would you like with your covfefe?
@Old_90s_nerd
@Old_90s_nerd 7 жыл бұрын
26,000 likes vs 1,000 dislikes ..... looks like the inauguration night all over again.
@Unusualgroophy
@Unusualgroophy 7 жыл бұрын
King Skeletor !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@stevewarwick2103
@stevewarwick2103 7 жыл бұрын
Go get 'em, Stephen!
@nafisa.t13
@nafisa.t13 7 жыл бұрын
"Mr. President, it's pronounced St. Petersburg" -- now I'm wondering why no one else made THAT joke. Also, it wasn't Jan 20th 2017, it was actually November 9th 2016. Just sayin'.
@C101ja
@C101ja 7 жыл бұрын
Nafisa Tabassum Enjoyyyyy!!!
@vihaze6725
@vihaze6725 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah but the rest of the world started laughing at you on the day of his inauguration ,when he actually became an official president of your godforsaken country.
@TeddyKrimsony
@TeddyKrimsony 7 жыл бұрын
St. Petersburg Florida?
@mistym0rning
@mistym0rning 7 жыл бұрын
Theodoяe Kяap - St Petersburg, Russia.
@MrWarlock124
@MrWarlock124 7 жыл бұрын
Nafisa Tabassum enjoy
@y_fam_goeglyd
@y_fam_goeglyd 7 жыл бұрын
His statement about representing the citizens of Pittsburgh not Paris made me think that he's done it again. Not the diplomatic fall-out, not even the inward-looking nature of many republicans, but a total misunderstanding of the treaty. Honest question - does he think that the treaty is to protect Paris? I mean *only Paris*? The one in France for those whose geography is as good as Drumpf's. Because he's not going to be doing Pittsburgh or any other part of the USA any favours. By the end of the century, half of Florida could be under water if we don't act now! Florida, you may wish to complain to your representative(s) asap!
@wordforger
@wordforger 7 жыл бұрын
Seriously. It's destined to go. They're already having problems with high tides, sinkholes, hurricanes, and saltwater seeping into their groundwater. If it gets any worse, half the state's going to be uninhabitable. Then again, why would Republicans care? The half that's going to go is the part that votes Democrat.
@Sorunia
@Sorunia 7 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately Florida voted for Trump, so they deserve everything they get.
@BakuganBrawler211
@BakuganBrawler211 7 жыл бұрын
Mandy B He simply stated it's America first not everyone else just like Obama did it's time for the American people to be put 1st and we account for less than 6% of pollution
@eferrell2707
@eferrell2707 7 жыл бұрын
Obama did no such thing. Trump only cares about his pockets, not yours.
@davicanti
@davicanti 7 жыл бұрын
The guy in the background ( 5:14 ) like "YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHH" LOL
@drparnassus2867
@drparnassus2867 7 жыл бұрын
0:35 - love the pre-emptive laugh! Damn this is a hip crowd
@udeshanbalasubramaniam5844
@udeshanbalasubramaniam5844 7 жыл бұрын
It is true everyone started laughing on the Jan 20th :) :) :)
@glennhecker4422
@glennhecker4422 4 жыл бұрын
Except for those of us in the US who didn't (and WOULDN'T) vote for Trump... On the day we received the news that the Orange Man-Child had won the 2016 election (and on January 20th, 2017) and said to ourselves, "WHAT... THE... F**K JUST HAPPENED...? SERIOUSLY, America?" The whole nightmare seemed unreal; I was in a state of utter disbelief. Matter of fact: I felt like I'd just been to a funeral...
@mathewricafrente5984
@mathewricafrente5984 7 жыл бұрын
I'd like a cup of covfefe, no Trump.
@Ozzymandias493
@Ozzymandias493 7 жыл бұрын
I perfer tea, iced, peach flavored with extra im-peach-ment
@dulynoted2427
@dulynoted2427 7 жыл бұрын
Mathew Ricafrente Decavfefe for me. I don't need caffeine to be full aware the fake news is where trump's mouth begins.
@DanGolag
@DanGolag 7 жыл бұрын
You wrote that before watching the video, didn't you?
@zynorym8179
@zynorym8179 7 жыл бұрын
keep editing your posts kid, your can't edit your ugly face and your vote won't matter when we re-elect the best President in the history of the USA in 4 years
@110100111000
@110100111000 7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Jammen, Alternative Caffeine Products International LLC. deeply regrets to inform you that Covfefe caffeine suppositories are by nature a caffeinated product. And that we have on plans to add decaffeinated options to our product lineup at this time.
@Joeljaboy
@Joeljaboy 7 жыл бұрын
"Vice President and Man Pretending to Think, Mike Pence" brilliant
@webfatigue
@webfatigue 5 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine working with Stephen? That cameraman has the best job in the world!
@OGmailUser
@OGmailUser 7 жыл бұрын
Covfefe: *Cov* ering up *Fe* deral *Fe* lony.
@bluecocacola
@bluecocacola 7 жыл бұрын
covfefe- what starbucks should be picking up on and calling their new drink... "would you like some covfefe with that, sir?"
@ANGRYALIENSSHOW
@ANGRYALIENSSHOW 7 жыл бұрын
Too funny! St Petersburg! Lol!
@InShane162
@InShane162 7 жыл бұрын
so alittle history lesson about Pittsburgh PA from an actual pittsburgh for a long ass time im the mid 20th century. pittsburgh was industrial city. specializing in steel. We where so into industry that we literally. Mr.Burns our city. not kidding we produced so much smoke pollution we blocked out the sun. it was so bad home owners had to have a side door leading to the basement where they had a single shower head. (no tub, no toilet) where they had to wash off. to get the soot off. an area called 'the pittsburgh shower some time during the end of 20th Century. pittsburgh adopted some heavy EPA (or EPA style) regulations which severely helped increase quality of live. though at the cost of those steel jobs. these days pittsburgh is a bustling Medical and Educational Hub housing the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center(UPMC) a leader in cancer research. also home to University of Pittsburgh, La Roche College, Carnegie Melon Univeristy, and Duquesene University Saying you left the worlds biggest anti pollution protocol and crippled the EPA for Pittsburgh is like telling a guy who lost 100 pounds "I got rid of all the gyms, farmers markets and whole foods and replaced them with McDonald's, KFC and taco bell. FOR YOU please don't let the current administration trick you into think Pittsburgh is a Metropolis of Environmentally ignorant idiots. trump does NOT speak for Pittsburgh PA
@InShane162
@InShane162 7 жыл бұрын
i like to apolgize for any spelling/grammar mistakes. this was written at 6 am on pure annoyance.
@dougaduncan
@dougaduncan 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen, for making this whole experience livable! Much appreciated!
@YourVideosWhistler
@YourVideosWhistler 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert, you make me feel better when i watch u. I'm glad I am not the only one who sees this craziness. Thanks!
@ThePhunkyPharaoh
@ThePhunkyPharaoh 7 жыл бұрын
Any Jazz fans notice the piano playing "Caravan" at 1:03? Wait, does anyone else here even listen to Jazz?
@User77384a
@User77384a 7 жыл бұрын
Loving all of these Trump videos Stephen I mean I really can't get enough honestly.
@maxnullifidian
@maxnullifidian 7 жыл бұрын
Steven looks like he has such fun doing this - makes it even more fun for me to watch it!
@apseudonym
@apseudonym 7 жыл бұрын
"man pretending to think: Mike Pence" made me choke on my cereal
@MYRIAMLATEUR
@MYRIAMLATEUR 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen, you are the greatest today...Thanks for making us laugh again, we were about to forget. And yet all you say is so right!
@lillyshaffer536
@lillyshaffer536 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen where ya been my man we missed ya
@zynorym8179
@zynorym8179 7 жыл бұрын
no we didn't
@JohnNovakovich
@JohnNovakovich 7 жыл бұрын
This was one of Colbert's best!
@JohnNovakovich
@JohnNovakovich 7 жыл бұрын
No thanks! And you really shouldn't get angry when people voice opinions that disagree with yours. After all, freedom of speech is one of the utmost American virtues. gg easy
@dhhddhehvve7072
@dhhddhehvve7072 7 жыл бұрын
COLD BLOOOOODED
@ingwevanyarin3839
@ingwevanyarin3839 7 жыл бұрын
1:03 Jon Batiste sneaks in bit of the melody from caravan by Duke Ellington.
@TenraiGudo
@TenraiGudo 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Stephen, for getting us through that
@kandrews7015
@kandrews7015 7 жыл бұрын
this was one of the best fucking monologues ever...the truth tea was spilling tonight!
@zorenwolfe27
@zorenwolfe27 5 жыл бұрын
It's 2019 and I'm still laughing, Scared but still laughing
@GeneralLazySpoon
@GeneralLazySpoon 7 жыл бұрын
ratselttab = battlestar backwards ;) nice.
@HassanAhmed-eo3nk
@HassanAhmed-eo3nk 7 жыл бұрын
"it's pronounced, St Petersburg" omg, right in the "covfefe" 😂😂
@NishitSoniYT
@NishitSoniYT 7 жыл бұрын
This is one of his best monologues. 😂😍
@REBELLOGIC
@REBELLOGIC 7 жыл бұрын
At what point do we look at Canada and say .. "we need your help .. fix us"
@gabrieljimenez1796
@gabrieljimenez1796 7 жыл бұрын
Ema Star I mean Canada can't help us really
@stephendusablon7449
@stephendusablon7449 7 жыл бұрын
They can help us with their economy going downhill
@happylego9141
@happylego9141 7 жыл бұрын
step 1) don't let retarded people be your leader step 2) profit
@amtherealdonaldduck4674
@amtherealdonaldduck4674 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen Dusablon actually Canada's economy is doing very well thank you!!!
@brendanwhitney261
@brendanwhitney261 7 жыл бұрын
canada is fucked, they cant even help themselves.
@CountsCreed
@CountsCreed 7 жыл бұрын
"At what point do they start laughing at us." LOL. A little late to the part there Donald they've been laughing since inauguration and won't stop until impeachment.
@brl2507
@brl2507 7 жыл бұрын
COOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLD BLOODED!!!
@lady_raineidv9297
@lady_raineidv9297 4 жыл бұрын
That St. Petersburg joke was so witty, I didn't see that coming! And Stephen's "Enjoy~!" is making me crack up hahaha
@josabetorea
@josabetorea 7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha wow Stephen Colbert .. You're amazing!!
@blakeearth
@blakeearth 7 жыл бұрын
*Climate change shouldn't be a political issue!!* It wouldn't be if Republicans would acknowledge it and legislate accordingly...
@arshbirsingh5613
@arshbirsingh5613 7 жыл бұрын
can't wait for next season of covfefe with karan
@justlookin626
@justlookin626 7 жыл бұрын
Trump keeps lobbing easy ones right over the plate and Colbert keeps knocking them out of the park.
@ghezagrottomay9741
@ghezagrottomay9741 7 жыл бұрын
The most funniest and intelligent late night show EVER! Lots of love from London Stephen!
@websterfelicia86
@websterfelicia86 3 жыл бұрын
Boy these were the nights I truly enjoyed 😂
@splintcell101
@splintcell101 7 жыл бұрын
my sanity is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@joeythemagician8772
@joeythemagician8772 7 жыл бұрын
the likes and dislikes ratio is revealing
@Andrea.-
@Andrea.- 7 жыл бұрын
Should only watch one video so they stop cutting them into separate pieces like this.
@KillerFaceification
@KillerFaceification 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen always does the best jokes on whatever the topic is.
@mhaeric
@mhaeric 7 жыл бұрын
The exact moment I liked this was at the "It's pronounced Petersburg, not Pittsburg." LMAO
@th-gm8xn
@th-gm8xn 7 жыл бұрын
I laugh harder every time i watch this!
@Onus6688
@Onus6688 7 жыл бұрын
Ahh Steven is back on my birthday!!!, Best gift! Now if we could just get rid of that cheeto in the white house... >.>
@cybercat29
@cybercat29 7 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday from Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada :-)
@Onus6688
@Onus6688 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks girly!
@cybercat29
@cybercat29 7 жыл бұрын
You are so welcome :-)
@Mattmantampa
@Mattmantampa 7 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday!!💙🎉
@Onus6688
@Onus6688 7 жыл бұрын
THanks Matty!
@BdR76
@BdR76 7 жыл бұрын
Covfefe or not, Trump is just plain cray cray
@Sara-wj7dr
@Sara-wj7dr 7 жыл бұрын
"Man Pretending to Think" Mike Pence....!!! 😂😂😂
@PossumPunx
@PossumPunx 7 жыл бұрын
"It's pronounced St Petersburg" BRUH I LOST IT
@hoplite669
@hoplite669 7 жыл бұрын
I love Stephen - he is getting meaner and nastier every Show. And that fool Trump deserves every bit of it - and then some..
@FastBeaverMedia
@FastBeaverMedia 7 жыл бұрын
hoplite669 no one asked
@rayanthony7463
@rayanthony7463 7 жыл бұрын
"Confefe will cost you extra"
@governormadea5937
@governormadea5937 7 жыл бұрын
Man Im so stoked youre back... I am addicted to american politics or should i say american comedy coz the two are synonymous these days. much love from Japan Enjoy !!!!
@allimJ
@allimJ 7 жыл бұрын
governor madea Same here, thus it's really true, comedy connects people. ;) But Colbert is by far the best Cofveve! Greetings from Germany
@governormadea5937
@governormadea5937 7 жыл бұрын
lol helo in Germany lol personally I cant decide whose better between Trevor Noah,Colbert and John Oliver lol I like them all
@allimJ
@allimJ 7 жыл бұрын
governor madea Couldn't agree more! They are my absolute favorites, too. I have the feeling the most quality of information you get from Oliver, but presented extremely funny! Trevor is in the middle, and Stephen is hilariously nailing it, ALL THE TIME! Have a nice evening and oyasuminasai ;)
@hunterwyatt6881
@hunterwyatt6881 7 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Florida. Enjoy!
@governormadea5937
@governormadea5937 7 жыл бұрын
lol Helo In United Completely fucked now that Trump is preside States of America. Enjoy !!!!
@qqqqqqqqqq7488
@qqqqqqqqqq7488 7 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the way these guys are in constant torment. They are like Scot Tenorman eating chilli. Let me taste your tears!
@scooby0068
@scooby0068 7 жыл бұрын
Gotta love our Twesident Twump! He may blow up the world, but in the meantime he's providing us with so much entertainment! Covfefe forever!
@GuardiansCreed
@GuardiansCreed 7 жыл бұрын
its just too easy
@CyclingSJH
@CyclingSJH 7 жыл бұрын
A cloud of snowflakes can't take the heat and regularly hit the dislike button on Colbert's​ monologues.
@BasJack
@BasJack 7 жыл бұрын
Hey channel manager listen up, dividing the monolouge in two parts hurts you, you got 2 video of 5ish minutes, you could have 1 video 10 minutes long, youtube likes 10 minutes, JUST DO IT!!!
@erinangel9452
@erinangel9452 4 жыл бұрын
And we still havent stopped laughing...
@bleueviolette4549
@bleueviolette4549 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen, every time I think it can't get any better .... You have to get Anderson on and have a discussion over a cup of covfefe. Love, love, love the show - and how about that darling mench Jon Batiste! I am a senior citizen and despite my best efforts I could never appreciate piano music. Out of nowhere comes Jon and the first song I hear him play (about a a dead woman lying on a table) I 'm completely memorized! . He must be of the Gods' of music.
@Puffleman24
@Puffleman24 7 жыл бұрын
Just to clarify, the rest of the world used to be laughing at you, now we're just as scared as you. well, maybe not _as_ scared...
@ShuiYueSketchbook
@ShuiYueSketchbook 7 жыл бұрын
I'm Republican and I hope for Trump's resignation everyday. He is not fit for the office.
@Kanelle88
@Kanelle88 4 жыл бұрын
I'm posting right after the election that voted Trump out... and I have to say Mr. Colbert looks so much more tired then he did here. It's like comparing a three year old on sugar and a old man after a long day. I hope he regains this type of enthusiasm.
@carlosespinosa8752
@carlosespinosa8752 7 жыл бұрын
Killer material, great timing, comic genius !!!
@hajinezhad3
@hajinezhad3 7 жыл бұрын
"Covfefe will cost you extra" Perhaps the most brilliant one liner said so far in 2017..... this guy's comedic IQ if off the charts.
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