That St. Petersburg joke is the greatest response to the "pittsburg not paris" I've heard yet.
@robertjenkins61327 жыл бұрын
It took me a few seconds to realize that it's a Russian city. Geography isn't my strong suit...
@piarossi94267 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Hoover That was inspired😂
@jpeluso507 жыл бұрын
St. Petersburg? That's in the Tampa Bay area, isn't it?
@TuhinDas7 жыл бұрын
One of the largest cities in Russia is St Petersburg. The football(soccer) club Zenit St Petersburg is from there.
@cheeseontoast94187 жыл бұрын
sorry but- you voted for... trump? what the fuck are you
@Mila-Nova7 жыл бұрын
sean spicer: its not a travel ban Trump: its a travel ban😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SirCraigius4 жыл бұрын
Damn it Glen!
@GantzIsSloppy7 жыл бұрын
Colbert is having way too much fun
@GryphonSkull7 жыл бұрын
well it's either that or crying, so...
@danceswithcritters7 жыл бұрын
"for some reason..." says Pence. For some reason. He can't grasp the reason.
@kateingram69877 жыл бұрын
Yeah, when you don't want to face the truth, just play stupid.
@someperson55067 жыл бұрын
My right-wing (Canadian right-wing - much less extreme) friend and I joked about how climate change is only an issue for the left, and congrats! My right-wing friend, along with everyone who's on the right, must now be unable to drown! Rising sea levels won't affect them!
@danceswithcritters7 жыл бұрын
some person. you need to get over right vs. left. that is something condusive to another civil war, which the americans hold in high regard.
@someperson55067 жыл бұрын
+danceswithcritters 'you need to get over right vs. left.' What are you talking about? Pence said climate change was an issue for the left, and I talked about a joke I made with a friend, about Pence's comments. I talked about two friends with different ideologies making fun of Pence together.
Muhammed Ahmed it is a city in russia ^-^ (though if im being honest i only know that because of the anastasia movie)
@Ofordgabings7 жыл бұрын
@Muhammed Ahmed Saint Petersburg is a city in Russia, so the joke is alluding to Trump's supposed ties to Russia
@TeddyKrimsony7 жыл бұрын
St. Petersburg Florida? He won that too
@ImDZack7 жыл бұрын
Finally Stephens back to put humor into the disaster of reality
@Ozzymandias4937 жыл бұрын
it's so surreal that comedy is so close to actuality that it's almost not even funny, it's quite depressing actually.
@blu40857 жыл бұрын
OzzyThe Aussie ..yeah, the comedy is like a mirror reflection of the warped reality. Reckon there has never been a time like this in history before.
@elements-creactive7 жыл бұрын
Putin knows why !
@zynorym81797 жыл бұрын
you being born to your shitty liberal parents was the only disaster of your reality
@Chunkboi7 жыл бұрын
David Goldbergshekelstein i thought it was "bing bing bong."
@silvsilvsilv7 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in the city of Paris, Texas: "What the fuck, Trump?"
@chesterdavis277 жыл бұрын
And you can't blame them for swearing either!
@sunmoon22257 жыл бұрын
silvsilvsilv hahahaha
@charlotte55597 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in the city of St. Petersburg, Florida: "Wait, what's the joke here?"
@kolby40787 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Paris, California: Ay fool Where you from? *gunshots* *stabbing*
@wordforger7 жыл бұрын
lol. I know, right? If he'd bothered to learn a bit of Geography, then maybe he could have gone with "I was elected to represent the people of Paris, Texas, not Paris, France." That would have at least been a bit more accurate on the scale of people who actually voted for the idiot.
@eugene1887 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Spicer and the rest of the WH staff are so lost everyday. They always need to cover for something Trump screws up the day before. ...every single day. I would not want their jobs. How does Spicer not have a nervous breakdown?
@somespacepizza17577 жыл бұрын
True, it's like a never ending nightmare.
@Hilmy6867 жыл бұрын
When did the world start loughing at the US? January is good guess but i think it was a little earlyer. During the primarys when when we saw trump was becoming the actualy nominee for the republicans? At that point we thought hillary will be predsident. Becaouse, come on, america does silly things but they wont make that idiot president.... Sad how wrong we were
@b0n3s7 жыл бұрын
+Eureka True shit, also there's that percentage of people who think that just because he's a millionaire that he's a great business man, smart with money and can fix shit as well
@jsb51885 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaha ! I'm still enjoying the victory !!! And America is NOW Great Again !!!
@beverly7195 жыл бұрын
@@jsb5188 you can't be serious...... I am hoping that you can actually see how bad the Donald is for our country.
@jsb51885 жыл бұрын
@@beverly719 hahahahaha, you sound like the crazy left; delusional, idiotic and stupid
@moewilson46057 жыл бұрын
Starbucks should come out with a new brand of coffee. Call it Presidential covfefe . A dark and foreboding roast with a bitter aftertaste.
@olivialim75417 жыл бұрын
so bitter it leaves you feeling sick the whole day
@MrStensnask7 жыл бұрын
and an orange froth
@bluedog101c7 жыл бұрын
You mean "Dog shit in a cup"...
@wPatrickSF7 жыл бұрын
But 38.6 per cent of the US population enjoy that bitter aftertaste.
@huesozona12527 жыл бұрын
algebra logarithm,yeah !! I though about that one, good idea, you aren't a covfefe, ha hahaha!!!
@jimbojones89787 жыл бұрын
"It's pronounced Saint Petersburg, not Pittsburgh." HILARIOUS! Thank you Stephen.
@Brickerbrack7 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Pity it plays into the "Russia" guff, but I can't think of a single city in Saudi Arabia that begins with P. For the joke, it works.... /overanalysis :p
@mrHunleashesHELL7 жыл бұрын
*Man Stephen Colbert just took Covfefe to another level*
@Mila-Nova7 жыл бұрын
Mr. H enjoy😂😂
@safersephiroth227 жыл бұрын
Covfefe is obviously a codeword for the Crimson Covenant from Shadowblaze's epicsaga series
@owengette80896 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a spelling mistake for conference.
@andrewtessman99217 жыл бұрын
media covfefe - He probably had a typo, stopped and forgot how to spell media "coverage", and then gave up.
@MugdhaMahdiShams6 жыл бұрын
Andrew Tessman where the hell was autocorrect?
@evanbarrows24135 жыл бұрын
1 thank you for actually figuring that out and 2 Trump thinks he's too good for autocorrect
@aiko93934 жыл бұрын
Ah, like how people write congrats because they don't know how to spell congratulations?
@burns1147 жыл бұрын
Love it! At 1:02 Jean Batiste tweaks "travel ban" by riffing Duke Ellington's "Caravan". Ah, it's the little things...
@lesleyanna7 жыл бұрын
Good ear! I didn't notice until I saw your comment. :-)
@4tw4ever7 жыл бұрын
I have to admit I am not very versed in jazz (know of Ellington but couldn't name a tune, that kinda thing), so thanks for pointing that out. Pretty awesome little tidbit that reminds me how genuinely talented a musician John Baptiste is
@yudis39967 жыл бұрын
covfefe is Russian for "mission failed, abandon vessel"
@LividImp7 жыл бұрын
*abandon wessel
@yudis39967 жыл бұрын
Livid Imp thank you. Will edit it.
@johntaylor9997 жыл бұрын
lol
@npr-xq2xd7 жыл бұрын
"mission failed, we'll get em next time"
@gordlawson117 жыл бұрын
*News report:* Trump shat himself. *White House:* Trump would never shit himself. *Trump tweet:* "I shat myself on purpose!!" *Every. Fucking. Day.*
@SNN7887 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@crustaceandroolcube7 жыл бұрын
Fuck I'm crying, why is this so accurate
@HardyHarHar4047 жыл бұрын
BuyLow SellHigh that was beaitiful.
@24hnilson767 жыл бұрын
Godamn. That's hilarious and too fuckin accurate. Thank you very much, Sir.
@davidgoldbergshekelstein74147 жыл бұрын
hello reddit
@samhzb44247 жыл бұрын
This might be a push, but does Stephen Colbert not like Donald Trump?
@anamahilom89787 жыл бұрын
Do you have proof? :P
@DrMD-17 жыл бұрын
On the contrary, he seems to dedicate his entire show on talking about him. So much so that I'm starting to be convinced that Colbert is sexually attracted to Trump
@MisteRRYouTuby7 жыл бұрын
I would say he "disagrees" with him. A lot.
@Bubba10257 жыл бұрын
No he does not, this man is super left wing , plus he is not even funny.
@MisteRRYouTuby7 жыл бұрын
+Nicholas Long You've never met the Ultra-Right conservative Republican Stephen Colbert, have you?
@___stormgurl___28226 жыл бұрын
I know I'm watching this way late, but that was one of the greatest things I've ever seen!!!!😁😁😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@allisonshockley3817 жыл бұрын
I'll never get tired of Stephen ragging on Trump tbh
@patpatng27 жыл бұрын
Allison Shockley I'm getting entertained. Make comedy great again.
@isaac102317 жыл бұрын
Allison Shockley I think it's because Trump never stops providing new content.
@DestinyHonor7 жыл бұрын
Allison Shockley next up.... in future history textbooks, it is written... trump's short time he accomplished 1) make comedy great again 2) make twitter great again. all at the expense of Americans// and covfefe
@InXLsisDeo7 жыл бұрын
He was on fire last night. Love it ! :D
@funzo11597 жыл бұрын
Awww, poor baby still butthurt cause she can't have a female president?
@AnnoyingKiwiDude7 жыл бұрын
soooooooooo excited about Comey testifying on Thursday -
@irenealvarez60947 жыл бұрын
You gonna get ur heart broken man. It's gonna be drier than anything you can imagine; u ppl underestimate Trump, and that's y his bullshitting works. Trump is a man with no scrupulous who knows how to go about getting his way, that's what makes him dangerous & a force to reckon with. The only way to pin him down is with a very substantial evidence; words don't work on Trump, he'll deny it until he can't deny anymore & that's when he's 6 feet under, and this whole issue with Comey, he has the upper hand. Even if he in fact did try to stop the investigation, it didn't seem to bother Comey until he fired him; The Hollywood Access tape is the major Exhibit A. Trump is gonna use that to defend his case & y'all know it; y'all keep underestimating this dangerous man & he's gonna run for 8yrs or even more if he's able to play his cards right, be smart ppl & know that nothing stops him & tackle him with all ammunition deem necessary.
@OptimalGaming417 жыл бұрын
You are so stupid
@OptimalGaming417 жыл бұрын
Winter Wolf. Good point, but Frieda here is even more stupid for thinking and saying things like that
@BFRedd10217 жыл бұрын
Is anyone with me on a ban for any late night show's hiatus for the entirety of Trump's administration? I was waiting for this the whole week.😂
@socrappyicoulddie7 жыл бұрын
Just wait til they're all on summer vacation.
@WithHealthbars7 жыл бұрын
Every time Stephen leaves he always seems to miss something big
@jamirimaj68803 жыл бұрын
Every time Americans sleep, they miss something big on Trump era lol
@johnnoecker84717 жыл бұрын
Will there ever be a more accommodating time for a comedian to live in?..I think NOT. Let the good times roll !
@glennhecker44224 жыл бұрын
If the late Frank Zappa were still alive today... well, let's just say he wouldn't have been suffering from "writer's block"...
@BladeWinters7 жыл бұрын
7 solid hours went by the Covfefe tweet and no one thought to reassure the public that POTUS didn't die, get a stroke or just fell asleep in the middle of tweeting
@docdarlin54917 жыл бұрын
Bingo. Also, what if he had tweeted something REALLY dangerous?
@Fralexion7 жыл бұрын
"Reassure" the public that he didn't die? I think they were more "we'll let them hold on to their hope for a little longer"
@tameshewolf7 жыл бұрын
".. man pretending to think- Mike Pence." Accurate.
@kaileyallen7277 жыл бұрын
TSW I read this right as he said that
@mrHunleashesHELL7 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump : " At what point do they started laughing at us as a country" Stephen Colbert : " I know that one , January 20 2017" *Colbert the mother of all Savages!*
@morrogin59867 жыл бұрын
and as someone who has spent the last several months lmao at the USA, i can conferm his statement
@m.d.42317 жыл бұрын
Edward Conway don't mean to be a dick but its spelled "i can covfefe his statement"
@cxdougxw7 жыл бұрын
Well, it's true.
@PetProjects20117 жыл бұрын
No, I'm fairly certain they started laughing at us in November 2016...
@bettinauliczka15147 жыл бұрын
InvaderPet not exactly. We started laughing when Trump won the primaries
@margaritam.91187 жыл бұрын
"Who can figure how on Earth someone like me became a POTUS? Enjoy!"
@hizarhayaat7 жыл бұрын
probably best monologue I've seen by him in a long time, love this
@smittyd48017 жыл бұрын
Trump pulled of the Paris agreement, I say his dad should of pulled out 70 years ago.
@daddydangerous207 жыл бұрын
Amen to that brother
@ilhamrj25997 жыл бұрын
Finally u're back... where were you. Stephen, You missed many stuffs happening in past weeks.
@Anubid7 жыл бұрын
One week vacation felt like years of missed content for sure.
@user-lj3of4ec5r7 жыл бұрын
He was thinking about covfefe
@jtroxler87 жыл бұрын
ilhamrj I missed him to. But a man needs his break to Covfefe
@bringthepayne75617 жыл бұрын
ilhamrj You said STUFFS😂
@bluecocacola7 жыл бұрын
stephen's always on a break when things like this happen lol
@leedevlin82607 жыл бұрын
sean spicer is gonna commit himself into a mental institute for his crazy boss's tweets.. poor man.. almost feel sorry for him
@lazyc0mmander2777 жыл бұрын
Nah fuck him like the rest of them. If he was feeling so bad about his job he would have quit a long time ago.
@lumpilumpinski99517 жыл бұрын
Spicer is "The Mouth of Sauron" and he looks like Frankensteins Monster.
@superhavi7 жыл бұрын
"At what point do they start laughing at us as a country?" We started laughing at you, when you elected a washed up reality-tv-star as your president!
@monstertruck6117 жыл бұрын
superhavi So what country are you from?
@kuwinsitall7 жыл бұрын
ain't that the fucking truth....and i'm an American. way to go, morons
@ClifftonBeach7 жыл бұрын
yeah, that's the joke. Did you pause the video right when he said that so you could type this? hahaha
@superhavi7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, typed it because some of you didn't get it!
@zioncommand7 жыл бұрын
How much cream and sugar would you like with your covfefe?
@Old_90s_nerd7 жыл бұрын
26,000 likes vs 1,000 dislikes ..... looks like the inauguration night all over again.
@Unusualgroophy7 жыл бұрын
King Skeletor !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@stevewarwick21037 жыл бұрын
Go get 'em, Stephen!
@nafisa.t137 жыл бұрын
"Mr. President, it's pronounced St. Petersburg" -- now I'm wondering why no one else made THAT joke. Also, it wasn't Jan 20th 2017, it was actually November 9th 2016. Just sayin'.
@C101ja7 жыл бұрын
Nafisa Tabassum Enjoyyyyy!!!
@vihaze67257 жыл бұрын
Yeah but the rest of the world started laughing at you on the day of his inauguration ,when he actually became an official president of your godforsaken country.
@TeddyKrimsony7 жыл бұрын
St. Petersburg Florida?
@mistym0rning7 жыл бұрын
Theodoяe Kяap - St Petersburg, Russia.
@MrWarlock1247 жыл бұрын
Nafisa Tabassum enjoy
@y_fam_goeglyd7 жыл бұрын
His statement about representing the citizens of Pittsburgh not Paris made me think that he's done it again. Not the diplomatic fall-out, not even the inward-looking nature of many republicans, but a total misunderstanding of the treaty. Honest question - does he think that the treaty is to protect Paris? I mean *only Paris*? The one in France for those whose geography is as good as Drumpf's. Because he's not going to be doing Pittsburgh or any other part of the USA any favours. By the end of the century, half of Florida could be under water if we don't act now! Florida, you may wish to complain to your representative(s) asap!
@wordforger7 жыл бұрын
Seriously. It's destined to go. They're already having problems with high tides, sinkholes, hurricanes, and saltwater seeping into their groundwater. If it gets any worse, half the state's going to be uninhabitable. Then again, why would Republicans care? The half that's going to go is the part that votes Democrat.
@Sorunia7 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately Florida voted for Trump, so they deserve everything they get.
@BakuganBrawler2117 жыл бұрын
Mandy B He simply stated it's America first not everyone else just like Obama did it's time for the American people to be put 1st and we account for less than 6% of pollution
@eferrell27077 жыл бұрын
Obama did no such thing. Trump only cares about his pockets, not yours.
@davicanti7 жыл бұрын
The guy in the background ( 5:14 ) like "YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHH" LOL
@drparnassus28677 жыл бұрын
0:35 - love the pre-emptive laugh! Damn this is a hip crowd
@udeshanbalasubramaniam58447 жыл бұрын
It is true everyone started laughing on the Jan 20th :) :) :)
@glennhecker44224 жыл бұрын
Except for those of us in the US who didn't (and WOULDN'T) vote for Trump... On the day we received the news that the Orange Man-Child had won the 2016 election (and on January 20th, 2017) and said to ourselves, "WHAT... THE... F**K JUST HAPPENED...? SERIOUSLY, America?" The whole nightmare seemed unreal; I was in a state of utter disbelief. Matter of fact: I felt like I'd just been to a funeral...
@mathewricafrente59847 жыл бұрын
I'd like a cup of covfefe, no Trump.
@Ozzymandias4937 жыл бұрын
I perfer tea, iced, peach flavored with extra im-peach-ment
@dulynoted24277 жыл бұрын
Mathew Ricafrente Decavfefe for me. I don't need caffeine to be full aware the fake news is where trump's mouth begins.
@DanGolag7 жыл бұрын
You wrote that before watching the video, didn't you?
@zynorym81797 жыл бұрын
keep editing your posts kid, your can't edit your ugly face and your vote won't matter when we re-elect the best President in the history of the USA in 4 years
@1101001110007 жыл бұрын
Mr. Jammen, Alternative Caffeine Products International LLC. deeply regrets to inform you that Covfefe caffeine suppositories are by nature a caffeinated product. And that we have on plans to add decaffeinated options to our product lineup at this time.
@Joeljaboy7 жыл бұрын
"Vice President and Man Pretending to Think, Mike Pence" brilliant
@webfatigue5 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine working with Stephen? That cameraman has the best job in the world!
@OGmailUser7 жыл бұрын
Covfefe: *Cov* ering up *Fe* deral *Fe* lony.
@bluecocacola7 жыл бұрын
covfefe- what starbucks should be picking up on and calling their new drink... "would you like some covfefe with that, sir?"
@ANGRYALIENSSHOW7 жыл бұрын
Too funny! St Petersburg! Lol!
@InShane1627 жыл бұрын
so alittle history lesson about Pittsburgh PA from an actual pittsburgh for a long ass time im the mid 20th century. pittsburgh was industrial city. specializing in steel. We where so into industry that we literally. Mr.Burns our city. not kidding we produced so much smoke pollution we blocked out the sun. it was so bad home owners had to have a side door leading to the basement where they had a single shower head. (no tub, no toilet) where they had to wash off. to get the soot off. an area called 'the pittsburgh shower some time during the end of 20th Century. pittsburgh adopted some heavy EPA (or EPA style) regulations which severely helped increase quality of live. though at the cost of those steel jobs. these days pittsburgh is a bustling Medical and Educational Hub housing the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center(UPMC) a leader in cancer research. also home to University of Pittsburgh, La Roche College, Carnegie Melon Univeristy, and Duquesene University Saying you left the worlds biggest anti pollution protocol and crippled the EPA for Pittsburgh is like telling a guy who lost 100 pounds "I got rid of all the gyms, farmers markets and whole foods and replaced them with McDonald's, KFC and taco bell. FOR YOU please don't let the current administration trick you into think Pittsburgh is a Metropolis of Environmentally ignorant idiots. trump does NOT speak for Pittsburgh PA
@InShane1627 жыл бұрын
i like to apolgize for any spelling/grammar mistakes. this was written at 6 am on pure annoyance.
@dougaduncan7 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen, for making this whole experience livable! Much appreciated!
@YourVideosWhistler7 жыл бұрын
Colbert, you make me feel better when i watch u. I'm glad I am not the only one who sees this craziness. Thanks!
@ThePhunkyPharaoh7 жыл бұрын
Any Jazz fans notice the piano playing "Caravan" at 1:03? Wait, does anyone else here even listen to Jazz?
@User77384a7 жыл бұрын
Loving all of these Trump videos Stephen I mean I really can't get enough honestly.
@maxnullifidian7 жыл бұрын
Steven looks like he has such fun doing this - makes it even more fun for me to watch it!
@apseudonym7 жыл бұрын
"man pretending to think: Mike Pence" made me choke on my cereal
@MYRIAMLATEUR7 жыл бұрын
Stephen, you are the greatest today...Thanks for making us laugh again, we were about to forget. And yet all you say is so right!
@lillyshaffer5367 жыл бұрын
Stephen where ya been my man we missed ya
@zynorym81797 жыл бұрын
no we didn't
@JohnNovakovich7 жыл бұрын
This was one of Colbert's best!
@JohnNovakovich7 жыл бұрын
No thanks! And you really shouldn't get angry when people voice opinions that disagree with yours. After all, freedom of speech is one of the utmost American virtues. gg easy
@dhhddhehvve70727 жыл бұрын
COLD BLOOOOODED
@ingwevanyarin38397 жыл бұрын
1:03 Jon Batiste sneaks in bit of the melody from caravan by Duke Ellington.
@TenraiGudo3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Stephen, for getting us through that
@kandrews70157 жыл бұрын
this was one of the best fucking monologues ever...the truth tea was spilling tonight!
@zorenwolfe275 жыл бұрын
It's 2019 and I'm still laughing, Scared but still laughing
@GeneralLazySpoon7 жыл бұрын
ratselttab = battlestar backwards ;) nice.
@HassanAhmed-eo3nk7 жыл бұрын
"it's pronounced, St Petersburg" omg, right in the "covfefe" 😂😂
@NishitSoniYT7 жыл бұрын
This is one of his best monologues. 😂😍
@REBELLOGIC7 жыл бұрын
At what point do we look at Canada and say .. "we need your help .. fix us"
@gabrieljimenez17967 жыл бұрын
Ema Star I mean Canada can't help us really
@stephendusablon74497 жыл бұрын
They can help us with their economy going downhill
@happylego91417 жыл бұрын
step 1) don't let retarded people be your leader step 2) profit
@amtherealdonaldduck46747 жыл бұрын
Stephen Dusablon actually Canada's economy is doing very well thank you!!!
@brendanwhitney2617 жыл бұрын
canada is fucked, they cant even help themselves.
@CountsCreed7 жыл бұрын
"At what point do they start laughing at us." LOL. A little late to the part there Donald they've been laughing since inauguration and won't stop until impeachment.
@brl25077 жыл бұрын
COOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLD BLOODED!!!
@lady_raineidv92974 жыл бұрын
That St. Petersburg joke was so witty, I didn't see that coming! And Stephen's "Enjoy~!" is making me crack up hahaha
@josabetorea7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha wow Stephen Colbert .. You're amazing!!
@blakeearth7 жыл бұрын
*Climate change shouldn't be a political issue!!* It wouldn't be if Republicans would acknowledge it and legislate accordingly...
@arshbirsingh56137 жыл бұрын
can't wait for next season of covfefe with karan
@justlookin6267 жыл бұрын
Trump keeps lobbing easy ones right over the plate and Colbert keeps knocking them out of the park.
@ghezagrottomay97417 жыл бұрын
The most funniest and intelligent late night show EVER! Lots of love from London Stephen!
@websterfelicia863 жыл бұрын
Boy these were the nights I truly enjoyed 😂
@splintcell1017 жыл бұрын
my sanity is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@joeythemagician87727 жыл бұрын
the likes and dislikes ratio is revealing
@Andrea.-7 жыл бұрын
Should only watch one video so they stop cutting them into separate pieces like this.
@KillerFaceification7 жыл бұрын
Stephen always does the best jokes on whatever the topic is.
@mhaeric7 жыл бұрын
The exact moment I liked this was at the "It's pronounced Petersburg, not Pittsburg." LMAO
@th-gm8xn7 жыл бұрын
I laugh harder every time i watch this!
@Onus66887 жыл бұрын
Ahh Steven is back on my birthday!!!, Best gift! Now if we could just get rid of that cheeto in the white house... >.>
@cybercat297 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday from Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada :-)
@Onus66887 жыл бұрын
Thanks girly!
@cybercat297 жыл бұрын
You are so welcome :-)
@Mattmantampa7 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday!!💙🎉
@Onus66887 жыл бұрын
THanks Matty!
@BdR767 жыл бұрын
Covfefe or not, Trump is just plain cray cray
@Sara-wj7dr7 жыл бұрын
"Man Pretending to Think" Mike Pence....!!! 😂😂😂
@PossumPunx7 жыл бұрын
"It's pronounced St Petersburg" BRUH I LOST IT
@hoplite6697 жыл бұрын
I love Stephen - he is getting meaner and nastier every Show. And that fool Trump deserves every bit of it - and then some..
@FastBeaverMedia7 жыл бұрын
hoplite669 no one asked
@rayanthony74637 жыл бұрын
"Confefe will cost you extra"
@governormadea59377 жыл бұрын
Man Im so stoked youre back... I am addicted to american politics or should i say american comedy coz the two are synonymous these days. much love from Japan Enjoy !!!!
@allimJ7 жыл бұрын
governor madea Same here, thus it's really true, comedy connects people. ;) But Colbert is by far the best Cofveve! Greetings from Germany
@governormadea59377 жыл бұрын
lol helo in Germany lol personally I cant decide whose better between Trevor Noah,Colbert and John Oliver lol I like them all
@allimJ7 жыл бұрын
governor madea Couldn't agree more! They are my absolute favorites, too. I have the feeling the most quality of information you get from Oliver, but presented extremely funny! Trevor is in the middle, and Stephen is hilariously nailing it, ALL THE TIME! Have a nice evening and oyasuminasai ;)
@hunterwyatt68817 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Florida. Enjoy!
@governormadea59377 жыл бұрын
lol Helo In United Completely fucked now that Trump is preside States of America. Enjoy !!!!
@qqqqqqqqqq74887 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the way these guys are in constant torment. They are like Scot Tenorman eating chilli. Let me taste your tears!
@scooby00687 жыл бұрын
Gotta love our Twesident Twump! He may blow up the world, but in the meantime he's providing us with so much entertainment! Covfefe forever!
@GuardiansCreed7 жыл бұрын
its just too easy
@CyclingSJH7 жыл бұрын
A cloud of snowflakes can't take the heat and regularly hit the dislike button on Colbert's monologues.
@BasJack7 жыл бұрын
Hey channel manager listen up, dividing the monolouge in two parts hurts you, you got 2 video of 5ish minutes, you could have 1 video 10 minutes long, youtube likes 10 minutes, JUST DO IT!!!
@erinangel94524 жыл бұрын
And we still havent stopped laughing...
@bleueviolette45497 жыл бұрын
Stephen, every time I think it can't get any better .... You have to get Anderson on and have a discussion over a cup of covfefe. Love, love, love the show - and how about that darling mench Jon Batiste! I am a senior citizen and despite my best efforts I could never appreciate piano music. Out of nowhere comes Jon and the first song I hear him play (about a a dead woman lying on a table) I 'm completely memorized! . He must be of the Gods' of music.
@Puffleman247 жыл бұрын
Just to clarify, the rest of the world used to be laughing at you, now we're just as scared as you. well, maybe not _as_ scared...
@ShuiYueSketchbook7 жыл бұрын
I'm Republican and I hope for Trump's resignation everyday. He is not fit for the office.
@Kanelle884 жыл бұрын
I'm posting right after the election that voted Trump out... and I have to say Mr. Colbert looks so much more tired then he did here. It's like comparing a three year old on sugar and a old man after a long day. I hope he regains this type of enthusiasm.
@carlosespinosa87527 жыл бұрын
Killer material, great timing, comic genius !!!
@hajinezhad37 жыл бұрын
"Covfefe will cost you extra" Perhaps the most brilliant one liner said so far in 2017..... this guy's comedic IQ if off the charts.