Birthing a Long Furby With Four Arms

[@OhNoBohNo]

"Babe wake up, new Strange Æons Furby Ascension!"

[@blueestarr16]

Yes honey

[@rainliketheweather4086]

I love this because as soon as I got the notif I sent a screenshot to my girlfriend

[@Viragirl95]

literally just sent this to my bf like "look honey its our youtube wife!"

[@heatherpony]

I say to my cat

[@CourtOrderedThiccBitch]

New furby just dropped

[@marshmallowbunnykins]

the fact that security looked at the furby and just went "not today" and let you leave has gotta be the best part

[@dragon9261]

"if we arrest her we'll have to look at that *thing* for longer than 5 minutes"

[@ratman8925]

You don’t understand, every time I say I want to make a long furby everyone is so scared and it’s amazing

[@ConstantChaos1]

I dont want to make one, I wish I was one, or like had one I guess but still Same

[@strawbe891]

I want to make one but I don’t even have one :D

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

@@strawbe891 same

[@pinkpierrot8512]

Same, my mother was confused not only why I would want a long furby but why I would I want to "ruin the toy and rip it apart"

[@AsheTacitE]

OML SAME LMFAOOO I SAID I WAS GOING TO ON MY SNAPCHAT STORY AND EVERYONE SWIPED UP WITH SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "what the hell"

[@wretchedcats4909]

There's something so poetic about her being born and then immediately being involved in crime

[@teddy_bear6122]

Truly beautiful ☺️

[@anthonyjake9726]

A badass from the beginning

[@violet7773]

Be born, do crime

[@itsisabel420]

A natural born rebel. We stan.

[@poptart3905]

Lol

[@simsamsammie]

*"I might have gotten away due to the sheer absurdity of my crime"* I have never aspired to embody a phrase so much

[@hunterchewning6725]

Yes that line was absolute gold and I cannot express enough how much it brightened my day.

[@WhiteScorpio2]

After three hours of explaining what she was doing: Do you want to see some Tumblr posts about that? The judge: At this point, yes, I do.

[@anib8863]

I want to get to a point in my life where I can say that.

[@zoem488]

omg i love your pfp can i ask where you made it?

[@simsamsammie]

@@zoem488 it’s a picrew called “girl maker” by ummmmandy

[@aspenwashere]

Imagine historians find these long, modified furbies and worms on strings and everyone thinks we all worshipped them. I mean we kinda do but like-

[@whitelightsheddinweedsmokin]

_This artifact must be of a revered animal_

[@abidizzne892]

Your likes is at 666

[@nerdyspinosaurid]

This is the plot of a fucking LoT episode, unironically

[@aspenwashere]

@@nerdyspinosaurid its wHat

[@shoebox_coffin]

Is this what we want to be remembered by, is this what want them to think of us?

[@Trowa71]

I shudder at the thought this beautiful monstrosity exists only an hour's drive away. I now isolate for 2 reasons.

[@boogibop]

Same

[@waddledee1231]

Also same. If that.

[@LadyLucyla]

I live and ocean away and yet i live in fear.

[@lkcullen1918]

okay that last sentence killed me

[@SilentMeteorite]

I would say mood but I would gladly let Gurl Girl kill me if she so desired

[@ClownOwO]

Watching Strange Æons waltz around in public with her new furby was a religious experience. The way she hugged it. The twirl. The outfit. The crime. I'm gonna think about it forever

[@MxDae]

Teya, putting Girlgruel's face over Boyporridge's head: heh hehe, a funny! c: Boyporridge, experiencing the ripping apart of his essence as his sister tries to meld into him, morphing him and erasing his existence and his mark on the universe past, present, and future to take his place on this fragile plane: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!* Anyways: Welcome to the world, Girlgruel!

[@Cecil...]

Poor Boyporridge...

[@ImperialFister]

Like Boyporridge would ever be defeated by a neophyte like Girlgruel

[@bobbybomberdash443]

0:30 if the surgeon ain’t wearing furby sunglasses I ain’t staying

[@Beeetlejjug]

*_Wakes up from the anesthesia and walk away_*

[@CuddIebone]

if i go in for my top surgery and the surgeon isnt wearing furby sunglasses what is the point? like can we really call it part of my medical transition?

[@ConstantChaos1]

Well what if the surgeon is a furby.... also it is and you are restrained, this isnt surgery they are doing occult furby things you have no choice

[@gordonramslay9955]

If the surgeon ain’t wearing furby sunglasses I ain’t _waking up._

[@Randomstuffs261]

*Police report* : "When we searched the perpetrator's apartment we found an assortment of alarming biological experiments where the assailant had seemingly attached and reattached bodyparts at will for their own pleasure"

[@WhiteScorpio2]

It's not "for pleasure", it's the divine act of creation.

[@Randomstuffs261]

@@WhiteScorpio2 We are unsure about the motives at this stage of the investigation

[@WhiteScorpio2]

@@Randomstuffs261 It's not for the mere mortals to understand The Nascent, The Dawn of Being, the Beginning of Existence. Those who investigate in the matters that don't concern them only have themselves to blame for the resulting psychological trauma and ensuing insanity. Human souls are not prepared for such an opulence of metaphysical emergence made furry flesh. You have been warned.

[@petrelli231]

Let's be honest this channel is a cult ans we're all gonna be reading this in a couple years when Teya is taken from us

[@philurbaniak1811]

note from next month's hunt a killer? 😁👍

[@velocicheese]

When I spent my child’s college funds on furbys in the mid 90s everyone laughed... I’m the one laughing now, and my child is crying and my furbies are laughing and the police are shouting and I killed my wife and

[@Jan-jt9jl]

We all know the saying: men are from Mars, you murdered your wife

[@gordonramslay9955]

@Madeline Campbell I can’t believe I just ended my sweet Sharon’s life

[@gemstones2942]

Mad underrated comment 😂

[@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r]

Jan VENUS PLEASE

[@ashy2074]

What the hell is this comment

[@alexemy221]

“I arrive at the city hall balcony. Furby: Long Arms: Four Girl: Gruel I am forcibly escorted out of the city hall balcony.”

[@kmn_im_oli]

hotel trivago

[@hungrydemoncreations2932]

That is a strange acronym

[@Gaenet_does_art]

Arby’s: has the meats

[@universe514]

@@hungrydemoncreations2932 LMFAO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE

[@sylvieficco1320]

crimes: commited

[@DaeZey]

"I may have gotten away with my crime due to the sheer absurdity of it" This is literally how performance art works a lot of the time tbh.

[@xenon8927]

Some notes on the biology of _Longus Furbus_ (common long furby) Long furbies reproduce asexually by having a group of 13 adults magically summon a litter of 2-6 furblings every halloween at 3:00 AM. Furblings are then raised by two adults of random gender until they reach adulthood. Female long furbies have typically have a larger diameter than males, however, other traits such as number of eyes, presence of limbs, number of limbs, presence of antlers, and color are unrelated to gender and seem to be affected by the location, materials, weather, and duration of the summoning, as well as pure random chance. Long furbies only hunt at night. They have a societal hierarchy resembling communism, with their food (mostly consisting of a mysterious energy removed from sleeping organisms, believed to be dreams, as well as several varieties of toxic plants and fungi) is collected, stored in a central den, and distributed evenly at sunrise. They then sleep until sunset and will hunt begin hunting again one hour before midnight, with the time before then being devoted to craftwork to make the accessories they wear. das all I wrote, i will not update until i get ten gud revoies [i'm not like hungry this is a my immortal reference]

[@alicepersson9568]

Quick note: It has very recently been discovered that furbies have appearantly unending sexes, a few examples being: Translucent Boywoman, Severed Heartballs, Parafemae, Oscillating Binary, Tim, and Neomale

[@neonyellowMARKer]

Longus Furbus?..pretty sure it is Longou Furbius, isnt it?(i learned that in school)

[@Rodrigo_Vega]

If you see a long furby, there are more in the walls.

[@jessehewitt3498]

You might have it a little bit wrong. I've learned the species name is apparently Praetendus Furb, referencing the length in it's name.

[@administrator4808]

If they're called into being by 13 adults, I imagine it'll be a communal parenting situation

[@lichqueenlilith5694]

Her girlfriend just snacking on some cauliflower in a random corner of their apartment is a whole ass mood Also: *S P I N E P L I E R S*

[@Chachixo]

I could not figure out what that food was lol. Makes sense.

[@Jarblyy]

s p i n e p l i e r s

[@twinknecrosis]

timestamp?

[@lichqueenlilith5694]

@@twinknecrosis 6:05

[@DaeZey]

@@lichqueenlilith5694 also 9:45. I'm pretty sure snacking is just her default state.

[@alexcx26]

Okay but props to the person who decided to spend their valuable time creating a tumblr post on how to skin a long furby (1998, of course)

[@rangda_prime]

I'm just a wee goblin man with chronic conditions that mean I have to stay in quarantine, and this is the wholesome content I need. Thank you.

[@elwiwi4638]

Tosses you a coin

[@deffdefying4803]

Hello fellow wee goblin man We shall be goblinoid together

[@dirbthebird]

Im naming my furby buddy Wee Goblin Man. Thank you.

[@artemiswolf4508]

Idk how to explain this but If Build-a-bear is supposed to represent a traditional experience of motherhood, this is the equivalent of conceiving a child through witchcraft.

[@Lizard_Mistle]

W-what

[@samfish2550]

....no. long furby motherhood is just actually real. This is a actual child.

[@leahbeah1585]

@Quinn build a bear is a store where you can make a stuffed animal and they stuff it there and you can dress it up. I don’t know if it’s a younger generation thing or your from a different country but yeah.

[@leahbeah1585]

@Quinn ooh, ok sorry

[@itshere.run.6724]

Ngl, I cut up my build-a-bear (my 6 yr old self decided she wanted a bear backpack like they saw in the anime they watched) but she forgot that she didn't know how to sew! So then I stole my brothers :)

[@kae41]

OH FRICK THEYRE EVOLVING THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY

[@kricket5000]

Soon they will rise

[@kae41]

@@kricket5000 *as they do*

[@gp8189]

gorilla arms long furby cannot hurt me gorilla arms long furby cannot hurt me gorilla arms long furby cannot hu

[@haveagoodmourning]

today i learned that the Logu corner of the internet is just absolutely everywhere, hello friend

[@kae41]

@@haveagoodmourning HOLY FRICK YOURE RIGHT HELLO

[@aspenwashere]

I sent this to my furby obsessed friend saying "this could be us" and they said "yes" so I geuss we're gonna make a long furby now

[@princey_bees3822]

Go bestie go

[@ahhh4117]

I wish you luck on your journey into parenthood

[@sandmountainsam9287]

Please update me

[@0gammag0]

Any updates?

[@kueraleido]

she’s a combination of buttered noodles and thursday and i’m here for it

[@frownyclowny6955]

What does this even mean

[@iliveinyourwalls8344]

@@frownyclowny6955 Uncultured, you are.

[@kaperjuice]

@@frownyclowny6955 look up buttered noodles furby if you wish to know Erika

[@petrichorbones]

this is one of the greatest sentences in the entire english language

[@SpikeyBagel]

@@kaperjuice i now understand so much more than before. i am one step closer to true peace and harmony. thank you

[@carolinemckee7009]

Security Guard: Excuse me ma'am, this area is currently- Good LORD what the hell is that? Aeons, with Gluten Free Gabardine Girl Gurl wrap around her torso, tiny hands clutching in various places like the baby eldritch child she is: Oh, this is my daughter. I just wanted to hold her over the balcony like in the lion king. Security: ...Ma'am we have to ask you to leave.

[@OhNoBohNo]

Security Guard, to Strange: "Um, whatcha got there?" Aeons, holding the straw of a cup up to G.F.G.G.'s beak: "A smoothie"

[@eggeggegg8566]

"once again, kinda weird, but not a sin"

[@kaitouwu7179]

STOP IM CRYING

[@foto9254]

"how to skin a furby(1998)" is probably the most terrifying thing said out of context if you know nothing about long furbys and making them

[@doubtful_seer]

She is beauty, she is grace, she is an interdimensional being far beyond our understanding who mercifully has abstained from destroying our tepid world.

[@aestheticallysaturn2965]

Me singing that to the tune of "I'm in Love With an Egirl":

[@KyleRayner12]

@@aestheticallysaturn2965 I was singing it to the tune of the "Miss America" song in Miss Congeniality.

[@rainy9974]

@@aestheticallysaturn2965 i can hear it in wilbur’s voice lmao

[@itscjrodgers]

"Mercifully"?

[@Maybe_a_Spoon]

@@aestheticallysaturn2965 *ah I see you are a being of culture as well*

[@nugget8967]

If I was security I would’ve just ignored the strange women holding a sleep paralysis demon

[@Nehu_22]

Keep walking Phillip, just. keep. walking

[@thequeenofdarkness9692]

If I were security I would ask for her autograph and give her a tour of the building

[@blueestarr16]

I would have knelt out of respect for my new Lord

[@salem-01]

I would have thought it was a hallucination and just STARED

[@Hessed3712]

Fuschia Frogs Yes! Perfect!

[@teirlikestacos5864]

I absolutely love this video but the only thing that would go through my head is- "My child is perfectly fine" The child:

[@ellafrangiamore]

You should get one of those beating build a bear hearts so whenever you squeeze her the heart beats. I feel like that would be incredibly wholesome yet terrifying

[@alloe1330]

my furby has one of those!! its moderately disturbing to everyone i show it to but i think its pretty sweet

[@willowarkan2263]

@@alloe1330 you know the innistrad reference I made in a comment on this is feeling ever more accurate.

[@breadsticks6025]

I did that with my furby too

[@stwbmc98]

She should do that and also keep the pretzel heart. Having two hearts would be very on-brand for this esteemed creation.

[@ellabanchieri8114]

I have one of those but it’s more than 10 years old so it just makes a rlly cursed crackling noise now

[@emfaye23]

the only way to end a furby christening is to be escorted off of the government property you broke into

[@malevolententity3182]

amen to that

[@itsisabel420]

Better than a baptism

[@squigglesxp6486]

You know the way

[@mewow3556]

the kappa pfp says it all

[@humandisaster3861]

Dude I read this before I finished the video and thought you were exaggerating I had no clue this actually happened what the heck

[@samtheultimatetransguy4300]

No Strange Aeons video is complete without Kristin munching on raw vegetables in the bg for unknown reasons

[@creatureofclouds]

She doesn’t need a reason, only the resources.

[@alicepersson9568]

Isss for helth resôn of corse

[@cigaretteparfum]

​@@alicepersson9568i put my cursor right above your profile pic so we can hold hands digitally. :)

[@LabGrownDracula]

Not me getting an ad titled "Who Made God" after this video about forcefully evolving a furbie and immediately involving her in local crime

[@batty.b]

KZbin just wants to make sure you're aware that Aeons is in fact, the one who made god

[@mlorpf]

What was it an ad for??

[@vexschulke7058]

i got one telling me how not to go to hell 😌

[@maxdaae]

It is a sign. Girl Gruel will become a God

[@tomshennaniganery]

"Free the ears" is a terrifying way to phrase it

[@woah0489]

*Skin the furby and free the ears*

[@cet1r1z1ne]

Her heartworms don't hold her back. U go girlgruel

[@char7798]

STRANGE ÆONS is slowly becoming a crafting channel. what a time to be alive.

[@skimmilk8096]

imagine watching a 5-minute crafts video on how to craft a long furby

[@yea4309]

@@skimmilk8096 omg that would be terrifying

[@matildas3177]

don't cry, craft!

[@noinnyun1244]

@@yea4309 terrifyingly fun!

[@yea4309]

@@noinnyun1244 tell me please- how could one make a furby long in just 5 minutes? It would have like needles and stuffing sticking out of it and would look rabid honestly. Actually ya know furby longification would be an awesome speedrun category, disregard all previous comments in which I was disapproving of 5 minute craft furbies

[@ashsanjeev2243]

Hey remember that time when Teya was shocked at the idea of a long furby and wondered why someone would do that...

[@ashsanjeev2243]

Omg hey i never realized teya hearted this :)

[@deltahalo241]

Imagine you're a thief, and one day you break into StrangeAeon's house, only to see Boyporridge hanging from the ceiling. You're about to scream in horror when Girlgruel's hands cover your mouth. You try to break free, but her grip is too strong. Thrashing about madly, you're dragged towards the closet and into the Interdimensional Furby Realm.

[@lichtheimer]

"my spine pliers" "arm flesh" I begin to think she's a serial killer. You know, more than before.

[@martaszabo465]

Okay, but imagine the security guard telling his family that someone climbed the fence to redo the Lion King scene with a monster of a-- I mean beautiful furby at city hall.

[@ShiftingFixations]

She is my aesthetic on so many levels. I adore her.

[@The_Shimra_Wizard]

As a security guard I gotta say you probably made that guard's day

[@DeathnoteBB]

Nowww I know why Dungeons and Dragons parties get away with so much. The guards are just too baffled and amused

[@hauntedvessel8721]

Thursday isn’t the bicon we need, but is certainly the one we deserve

[@saltydinonuggies1841]

Naw Thursdays definitely the bicon we needed

[@therat4890]

We definitely needed Thursday as a bicon

[@GG_galaxyguts]

Mom; "I'm so proud you want to learn how to sew! What are you gonna make?" Me: "long furby with creepy grabby hands"

[@SquirmieWormington]

“Her tiny little hands” ma’am, her hands are bigger than mine

[@anib8863]

Are you a T-rex?

[@Lizard_Mistle]

@@anib8863 your comment made me cackle like a witch

[@민재-s2h]

Your hands are small

[@olasdorosdiliusimilius2174]

@Green Gang What if your brother is 2❓😳😳😳

[@olasdorosdiliusimilius2174]

@Green Gang By looking up the average height of an 8 year old male and how tall people with dwarfism are, I am sufficed to say, that you are a dwarf.

[@nbv6975]

If I was a security guard and saw a woman breaking into a government balcony with her long furby to do the lion king scene, I would simply think “ah, an important lesbian ritual, better not interrupt” and move on. Rip to those guys but I’m different.

[@Jedislayer19]

This is a blessed comment 🙏

[@trashcanyounot1798]

THIS-

[@victoryjamz]

As a lesbian i can confirm this is an important lesbian ritual

[@wizardsamboltoni]

Thank you for respecting our traditions

[@Y0KAl]

i feel like if the arms were even longer it would be even more horrifying

[@ConstantChaos1]

I was hoping for at least a meter or 2 of arm each

[@andynonymous6769]

I want to make one with a bunch of arms going down the spine like an eldritch centipede

[@bryanbrydred5599]

I have watched a grown woman skin, mutilate and deform her daughter and parade her body throughout the city of toronto, in efforts to achieve perfection. What beauty, such horror.

[@Jordan-pp5bo]

Gluten-Free is making up for her brother's lack of arms by having an extra set, and that is very Supportive of her, truly she must love her brother dearly...

[@woah0489]

Truly a beautiful pair of siblings

[@letyourselfrest8932]

She has arms to hug him with !!!

[@randomhooman2448]

That or it's like some major sibling rivalry

[@talithacrow7530]

@@randomhooman2448 definitely a combination of both

[@doobadoo4357]

Gluten-free stole her brother's arms

[@alexr4314]

As an individual with three powerful furby sons myself I am in love with your ever growing furby army

[@Kris-jt8hg]

Do you think that, years later, archeologists and historians will find these modified furbies and think they are religious idols? Because that's what I'm starting to think lmao

[@jackson5802]

Think? They're not religious idols already? Have I been too far down the Tumblr rabbit hole?

[@Kris-jt8hg]

@@jackson5802 you make an incredibly solid point

[@rhosealeejadaburdette3035]

But they already are

[@jackson5802]

@@Kris-jt8hg why thank you

[@teddy_bear6122]

What do you mean THINK it would be KNOW because it’s a true statement 🧐

[@riverw4204]

I’m watching this with my son Winfred Chaotic Neutral, who I was inspired to make after the birth of Thursday. This was a long time coming and I’m very happy about it

[@helltubejackie1086]

I I thought you meant a human child-

[@rabbitsteew]

"How to skin a furby" is a question i had never thought i would hear

[@urfavoritefurry4368]

“It has layers” “Like an onion.” **war flashbacks**

[@willowpeacock9526]

"Remember, donkey; use more than one bullet. Ogres have layers." /ref

[@lordfarquaad380]

*_how dare you remind me-_*

[@willowpeacock9526]

@@lordfarquaad380 hey man you're the one who bit him in the first place

[@konstantinlozankoski6125]

I've never clicked on a video this fast. We love to see a furby transcend reality

[@leviticus0]

sameeeeeeeee

[@maddietaylor7748]

I can’t believe I paused this video two mins in and bought a furby on eBay

[@GanguroKonata]

"if God doesn't exist I shall take his place" Strange Aeons probably

[@RubleBubble]

If we all get godly furbys like this I'd be okay with that

[@benedictdwyer2608]

She is god, though

[@bepkororoti8019]

The most disturbing thing about this video is that Teya's Eldritch daughter is probably older than herself

[@sandmountainsam9287]

Don’t worry, only it’s old body is

[@leia6432]

" momther why " top 10 saddest anime betrayals

[@CrazyMattLine]

"And with her spine arms she doth slayeth thine terfs, ravenously consuming their souls most gratuitously, and thereth wast much rejoicing" - Boyporridge 1:69

[@annitanap3671]

This is ART. The Holy Bible of Thursday perhaps?

[@eldritchabomination9726]

Every soul She devours increases Her strength

[@BeggarsNight]

To put your middle english game over the top: *doth slay *there was much

[@evilyogurt2469]

Ah yes, the scripture of the long furby

[@FingerLickinEvilToTheBone]

Thank you for your contribution to society

[@BetweenSunAndMoon]

Congratulations on the birth of your second child. She is just as magnificent and awe-inspiring as her brother.

[@doodleswiththoughts]

I love your long children. Should you seek to produce anymore, I've got a tip for cutting fur. If you lay the fur so the wrong side is facing you, you can make smaller snips to cut only the base fabric and not the long fur bits. It's a pain in the ass, but it'll save you from a lot of the shedding. Once again, congratulations on the birth of your second child, she is beautiful.

[@spyderbyte975]

Why do I want to put glitter on her little hands? Why do I want to give her little rings for her beautiful little fingers? I support her in everything she does

[@alixiria]

Those security guards just got a great work story to tell

[@clawcakes]

8:04 something about this broken, unnatural sentence followed by the forced smile and zoom-in just has such a powerful energy

[@lordmegatrondoesntdodarken5852]

Aeons: starts removing the interior plastic* My fear of animatronics: *B O N J O U R*

[@afv8482]

"I'm not following any tutorial, this should be intuitive" Me, remembering the experience of taking apart a 1998 furby: Oh Honey.... But also having to use strange things as screwdrivers and then giving up and cutting/breaking the plastic seems to be a universal experience.

[@KyleRayner12]

"Universal" is a strong word in this context.

[@nobody3856]

This is the best thing that’s been on my recommend for years I almost cried

[@Ireallywouldrathernot]

There's an old Furby sitting on a bookshelf at my mum's house and I would love to longify it if only I knew someone who had the necessary time and skill. Perhaps one day...

[@tw6704]

You could probably find someone on etsy or tumblr to ship it to and make one for you

[@lastnamefirstname6700]

Do you just live in a convent in Canada that consists solely of lesbians, because that’s what it looks like

[@blueestarr16]

They are married to the lords, to the LONG ones

[@crisptomato9495]

Can I get directions lol?

[@milkmanmcgee6683]

Isn’t that themyscira

[@jellycoolreader9796]

@@milkmanmcgee6683 shhhhhhh you know too much

[@Sapotequeen]

Lesbians with really fantastic taste

[@Captain_Rowan]

I actually finished my long furby on the 20th! His name is Demitri Needle Housefire and I love him :)

[@thescarletlady]

Birthday wishes to Mr. Housefire! Have you considered a partner/friend for him? I suggest the name Arson to match Housefire

[@AJSux]

Thursday casually trying to off himself in the background-

[@DemonLordRaiden]

He wasn't the center of attention for 5 minutes and he yeets himself off the bed, what a drama queen.

[@grime.85]

wow jokes about s*icide that's so funny ahaha 😐😐

[@shsh-mc3sx]

@@grime.85 it's not that deep, chill

[@maxblanchard5258]

He passed out watching the surgery

[@AJSux]

@@maxblanchard5258 it was too traumatic

[@angelsander6178]

I think every mother dreams of helping their little girl grow into a long, horrifying young woman.

[@randomhooman2448]

And then immediately committing a crime

[@KatieKuro]

I hope this becomes a norm, because I'd kill for that

[@Phosophor]

The furby community is unstoppable •v•

[@Phosophor]

I cant fucking spell

[@angelkittiezz]

correct

[@urfavoritefurry4368]

YES

[@watsonmelon6575]

Without those Furby glasses, my life is incomplete

[@blurasberry5770]

The fact that I share a birthday with this beautiful creature brings me great comfort but also great fear. Powerful things are born on march 19th.

[@theadventuresofmuffinthefo4105]

One day off!

[@bloodtdupre3114]

My first long Furby was a vegan creation. He was built from tears and a resin faceplate. No small Furbies were hurt in his birth.

[@genderlesswhale2868]

The way this comment is worded pleases and horrifies me. Have a good ____.

[@beabristow2939]

Genderless whale was eliminated by the furby gods before they could finish their sentence. RIP.

[@quietzest]

“Just me, my girlfriend and her 2 long furby children on a picnic”

[@vanyasmith1125]

I showed my fiancé this video and told him that you have inspired me to create my own lovely child, and he is not completely sold on the idea. He clearly doesn't respect my art (I must quote filthy frank at any opportunity)! I said I was going to tell you and he told me to do it. So, I guess I am looking forward to your reply!:)

[@kordeliiius9821]

I love how Thursday and Glutenfree perfectly embody the trope of sibling mlm/wlw solidarity

[@theodorebear6714]

You might have been afraid of the security but trust me, *they were more afraid of your furby.*

[@zehkiel8018]

Now that's real power

[@-toadkitty-]

now use this to do more crimes

[@schwerelos00]

i did not expect to feel this much love in my heart for someone elses long furby

[@Nsun07]

When I saw the notification for this I gasped and said “The birthing!”

[@Orkprof]

Strange Aeons: "I've bought an insane amount of spine" Me: "No human should have that much power"

[@liam1558]

She doesn't need spines from her cult members like Thursday.

[@angelicablume7418]

bold of you to assume she's human

[@Fnafiac]

@@angelicablume7418 she’s a long furby

[@princecolby673]

I audibly gasped when i saw this in my recommendations. I love them

[@batnacks]

They said lesbians could not have children *How wrong they were*

[@eeveearoace]

And how long their children are

[@benedictdwyer2608]

@@eeveearoace t a l l g i r l - g r e u l

[@Bonez6717]

Thing is, females can have children without males in reality. Just need a fertile woman and another willing to give up a bit of bone marrow and the baby always come out female. *WE HAVE NO USE FOR MEN ANYMORE*

[@eeveearoace]

@@Bonez6717 Did we EVER have a use for men? I mean, even if humans did go extinct, would that really be such a bad thing?

[@solattes]

@@eeveearoace exactly

[@yourguidefortheday928]

Good phrases from the video: S P I N E P L I E R S Q U E E N O F T H E F R U I T A R M F L E S H F R E E T H E E A R S S P I N E A R M S

[@haveagoodmourning]

Y E S

[@atticusdhdbbdbd4373]

Im naming my long furby spine pliers: queen of the fruit

[@mlorpf]

I feel like these phrases have the energy of both the far future and the beginning of time

[@sleepy-emerald]

“Spine Pliers: Queen of the Fruit, Goddess of Arm Flesh and Spine Arms; may she Free the Ears” Is my little sister’s favorite thing to say now due to me showing her this comment. Thank you for that.

[@rowandavies8726]

I read good as god, and honest I think it works

[@-gal-ya-pal-3967]

Idk what ppl are talking bout when they say that long furbys are scary/creepy/cursed , i think there adorable and i want one

[@applenicholson2519]

She has ascended, let us rejoice *slowly intensifying warbling noises*

[@aproxamillionwasps474]

Seeing Kristen going through the stages of bleaching her hair during the video was a fun Easter egg to look out for

[@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess]

Are they girlfriends or just roommates?

[@galaxycat9966]

@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess girlfriends

[@0gammag0]

Oh my god they are roommates

[@primalseraphim]

​@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincessboth technically

[@erroneousfax9351]

6:06 I absolutely love her deeply worried and horrified expression when she's presented the skinned and deshelled Furby body XD

[@rivahoukes1554]

It's beautiful, just the "what the fuck" look is amazing

[@rolanslide8509]

this video caused me to have to explain what a long furby is to my 56 year old mother. thank you teya

[@camelpimp]

I was going to say "has lesbian science gone too far" but then i saw her soft, welcoming arms, perfect for hugging.

[@L0rdOfThePies]

Lesbian science has gone too far but like in a good way

[@user-ns1ej7ni1b]

his eyes are kind of eternally staring into the void which is a look in itself

[@soph4381]

I have an absurd amount of fear of any authority person whatsoever so watching you doing petty crimes is giving me an adrenaline boost.

[@StephanieCanada]

One reason there aren’t that many is due to a severe number being thrown into fireplaces, bonfires and trash compactors in 1998/99.... don’t ask how I know this.

[@Musicanimedork01]

Ah, the genocide

[@rodrigoaraujo2804]

But why did they burned it tho?

[@bitnewt]

@@rodrigoaraujo2804 It was the only way to make sure they stayed gone. Or so they thought, I suppose they're back and L O N G er than ever.

[@thebeakeddoctor]

I'm unsure if anyone gave this tip before but: When cutting long fur, its less messy to slip your scissors between the rows of the fur and keep the blade super close to the base/backing/ whatever you want to call the fabric the fur is attached to. It helps prevent from cutting the pretty part of the fabric off and since you're not cutting too much of the actual fur, it shouldn't be as messy!

[@emofurryboyfriendasmr]

also using an xacto knife helps too!

[@annikarogov]

I love how Girlgruel has a heart like a build-a-bear. Lovely.

[@dillonyager2815]

Watching you slide your daughter's new head slowly over your son's head was a delight, I love to see a family that is close with each other.

[@woah0489]

Truly a lovely familial ^ w •

[@Bundalaba]

It looks like something that would say, "BEHOLD THE TWILIGHT OF MAN" If left alone .

[@CourtneyVarner]

"I may have only gotten away by the sheer absurdity of my crime" is A MOOD