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[@user-eu4bq8wn8w]

I’m learning new words to watch out for (Let’s) is one of them

[@clipboard.]

Same, do you have any other words I need to watch out for?

[@user-eu4bq8wn8w]

@@clipboard. hmmmm I don’t think so

[@itzelramirez4801]

Lol or (help me) wash the dishes

[@sayiaro]

yes

[@wrench697]

Hey Jiminie!

[@marlom7882]

“Nobody talks about unbalanced friendships and simping for your friends” holy shit he’s right.

[@ODSTxGundam]

Damn that's me

[@KTAxJESSE]

“Nobody ever talks about unbalanced friendships and us out here simping for our friends” that’s some real shit

[@TatianaPink]

Felt this deeply.

[@bluesclues429]

3:02

[@edgardenzel6334]

I just noticed how dumb I am nowadays thanks to this guy. I was simping for literally almost all my friends.

[@3bodYking99]

@zuccking wojewski most twitch simps know and understand to what degree they are simping, they don't care they just like it, kinda like masochics

[@dreamwolf7302]

i cut out the 'friends' who always needed something, but never had the time or resources to help me out in return. Werent a lot of people left after.

[@TheftJord]

Swoozie: “It is okay to simp for anyone if they simp back” Me: “Isn’t that just friendship?”

[@sizl9724]

true

[@awesomeninja1311]

Or a relationship

[@Sage0016]

True

[@Lightingweeb]

This is the power of friendship

[@therealsapdad1942]

Exactly. One way simping is simping. Two way simping is a mutual relationship.

[@TEHFOOK]

I don't like "testing" friendships by cutting off communication. Many of my best friends, and even my boyfriend, have trouble remembering to text me back and it doesn't bother me at all. We arrange times to hang out in person and we evenly plan things and pay for things, so it's really and honestly forgetfulness.

[@icantthinkofanything798]

Totally, I hate that too. It's not that I don't want to talk to somebody, it's just that I'm really forgetful and Im really socially awkward and don't know how to start the text. A lot of people are like that

[@kraziiXIII]

It can also be due to mental health issues. People self-isolate and they can just not talk to anyone for months.

[@BrooksHolt]

When “Hol up, wait a minute” is used, you know it bout to get cereal.

[@justanotherisekaiprotagoni7293]

AS CEREAL AS CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

[@AxxLAfriku]

Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear broks

[@Rocky-cj2qy]

.....

[@Frainkey]

I waited and waited and it never happened.. Hol up, wait a minute, IT'S A 22.. PEW PEW PEW.. IT'S A 22. 🤣🤣🤣

[@skie6282]

I just wanted him to say its a 22😭

[@Lennoxrenol]

In the wise words of Swoozie: “Don’t make someone a priority if they only consider you as an option” *mic drop*

[@youryandere4734]

Cat noir does not condone to this

[@Mr_Osama612]

Fax

[@diglettking2744]

Ok good advice *screenshots comment*

[@XLennatronX]

Ayoo my name is Lennox

[@nicholasvanorton7840]

​@@youryandere4734 El Gato Negro🐱‍👤

[@Coecoo]

Simping is just one of the many symptoms of the catastrophic decline we've had in our social culture with humans essentially turning social media platforms (also phones and dating apps) into the center point of their life, making narcissism and sociopathy the psychological norm.

[@other2006.]

Ok

[@everythingthrice2582]

Sir this is a Wendys

[@micklyons8858]

Judging by the replies that you have received, this has gone over everybody else's head, we are screwed beyond repair.

[@fngkestrel]

"Some people around you are going to celebrate you, some people are just going to tolerate you. And it's a very good idea to figure out who's going to do which." Perfect.

[@Kariyu101]

You know it's serious when you hear "Hol up, wait a minute"

[@zup8329]

Yep, its true

[@pigeonmaster1361]

Something ain’t right

[@swoozie]

🚨🚨🚨

[@JTC_FTW]

Uh oh

[@RyanGosling6]

@@swoozie escrrrr

[@standard12th66]

Someone finally talking about simping that's not for relationships. So true Swoozie.👐👐👏👏

[@jackcutter2]

Literally everyone talks about that... Tf you on?

[@Airair963]

Ikr! I really needed to hear that, I’ve been hardcore simping for a friend recently

[@antoniorush442]

Yep

[@getusome6776]

ye agree simping is mostly about guys simping for girls or the other way around but friend simping is a big issue

[@mightydae3807]

*_99% won't see this but god bless you and have a wonderful day im a Storytime animator struggling to get 700 subs_*

[@kellydorlon4179]

When I was in Middle School, There was a girl I liked a lot and all my friends knew it (Of course they kept it a secret.) I Told my dad about it and he told me to ask her out (like every father would) So the next week comes and I finally ask her to go to the movies with me, and she agrees. I felt so Happy and I wanted it to be perfect, when the movie ended, My father drove her home and I managed to get her Snap. We texted for about 2 weeks until she went dead silent On me. 3 Months Later... Its July and I'm doing my thing and Playing in the summer heat, when out of know where she texts me and asks how I'm doing, I say I'm doing fine and that the summer heat was killing me, She replied same and asked if we could get some Ice Cream, I reluctantly agree and take her, when we got to B.R I order a simple ball of ice cream, While she gets 2 scoops with M&M's, Chocolate Sauce, and Sprinkles (I Paid 18 Dollars for both of us.) I eat mine and she eats hers and after a hour she goes home. I immediately start texting her and what shocks me was that after 1 week she went dead silent AGAIN. 5 Months pass... Its Winter break and I'm at home chilling in my jammies, I get another text from her saying how she wants to "hang" with me and I ask what she wants to do, and she replies with bowling with her friends. When I heard this I was ready for my parents to take me, but my mom stops me and asks "Will she Be Paying for herself" And so being me I text her but she doesn't reply. I say she will and that I will have fun, When I arrive I hope out and meet her 3 other friends (ALL GIRLS BTW) And as where setting up and getting ready I do some math and the total comes to $126.37 for 3 games and pizza, I ask her and her friends for some money so that we can play, but she then whispers in my ear "We Forgot to bring Money" Hearing those words made me snap! I immediately start yapping on how come she didn't bring money and she looks me dead in the eyes and says "Your a Man, Just Pay for it so we can have fun!" I hated hearing that so much, I wiped around and told the man to cancel my order and I walked away to go home. While this is happening she's screaming in the back of my head for being the worst person in the world and how I have no manners for "ladies." I Call my dad and he comes to pick me up, As I hop in she screams at me and my dad "Your Son Is a Piece of $#!%" She continues to insult me until my dad decides to drive off. Half way Home My dad looks and sees that I'm upset and crying, He tells me that life can sometimes be a roller coaster of events and that I cant let any stop me from being happy. I learned that day that in the world there will be cruel people who will lie just so they can use you, and its your job from deciding when you want it to end. -Kelly Dorlon 2018-2019

[@ever3tt_]

Bro, I’ve never been in that situation before but, damn, I feel sorry, hopefully your good now, and you definitely are more generous than most people, even if you were getting manipulated-ish

[@peacfulhermit3137]

Yo my guy sorry about the bad experience with uh ... Girls Life can be messed up sometimes but trust me u'll meet someone

[@otterball7896]

I need a counter of how many times this guy said “Hol’up, wait a minute.”

[@user-xz1wy4to4o]

Mutual "simping" is no longer simping. Then it's just a healthy relationship. It's only simping when it's one-sided.

[@JQ3B94]

Co dependency is not healthy but I get what u are trying to say

[@Loudshark_]

Its can gone wrong since simping is extreme act of liking someone, but if they can control the mutual simping then its fine

[@loyalty3881]

@@JQ3B94 no one is talking about co dependancy you bot this is about basic reciprocation

[@azathoththe3rd]

Simps are desperate, needy, and are taken advantage of.

[@theluiginoidperson1097]

@@takeemout4357 Charlie Brown, ey? Very legit on this one... totally...

[@joetheenglish]

"I ain't nobodys Plan B. Either you choose me, or you lose me." Swoozie 2012. Still relevant.

[@oneklassic]

Respect!

[@chrisstanley5210]

That mans been spitting

[@chillcago]

One of my favorite stories you've done. Matching both relationship and friendship energy is a must!

[@sarawassenaar7988]

I love the "hold up, wait a minute!" 😂

[@iamspeed403]

The amount of times I heard swoozie say “ I met this girl” is outrages 😂

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Your profile picture is my anime husbando. Just felt like saying that, lol.

[@sungod1384]

same im like. How many girls does this dude know. And is still single. 12 years ago oki get it but the dude has insta models, buisnesswomen, other youtubers all in california which is a hotspot for girls and is still single.

[@jordonkareem2486]

@@sungod1384 not everyone wants a relationship dude

[@sungod1384]

@@jordonkareem2486 true but he goes on dates and stuff. There is an obvious goal. Friends and then maybe something more.

[@tempestandacomputer6951]

@@sungod1384 You answered your own question. Why would he tie himself down to one person when he's got a buffet to choose from? Dating doesn't mean you are looking for a relationship.

[@martindjakovic7052]

If simping is mutual then it’s just called a good friendship.

[@brandonlacey8112]

This is facts.

[@HighPhoenix1754]

right?

[@alexandries7245]

just dont become that pda couple 😳

[@syko84]

Word

[@louishatten9300]

Yep, I feel like Swoozie is kinda throwing out the term too much.

[@DiogoFilipeR]

"Some people are gonna celebrate you, some will just tolerate you" good way to put things in perspective

[@melissalove4785]

I love your stories they always lift me up when I’m having a bad day thanks for posting Swoozie ❤️

[@k2089]

Moral of the story: one sided relationships suck.

[@TheGamingBurglar]

This needs more likes, spitting straight truth👍👍👍

[@minusgal5233]

they do

[@1samuelskates]

Kelly k

[@gudetama4697]

I'm stuck in one and it's awful...

[@ahmed0545.]

Moral of the story: be lonely

[@KeyEpic]

If you treat her like a celebrity, she’ll treat you like a fan.

[@ballking3874]

if u make her giggle u can make the cheeks jiggle

[@kaleidico]

If you steal a comment, get tf outta here

[@ifymaj]

How do you have time to comment on every KZbin video ever? Lol

[@dieuang9798]

Shut up and get tf outta here

[@dieuang9798]

Fame hunger

[@robloxninjacool8097]

thanks bro you made me relize more abt this world and made me think in the past abt this ppl that i talk to this day

[@flipcoin5327]

Your videos help me understand general thought process of people who are more social media driven

[@SukiFilms]

Swoozie, the man who will be 80 years old and still have like 7 stories we've never heard of

[@hpdam6650]

I will protect the like button it must stay at 200

[@hpdam6650]

Nevermind

[@IrisSnow]

220

[@IrisSnow]

It will stay at 220

[@sexyscientist]

@@IrisSnow 244 in a minute

[@snowdr0ps_]

"It's ok to simp for somebody if they're gonna simp for you back." wise words

[@Botan_Katou]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@AgentAnime95]

Wisest words in the west.

[@rinylvinyl]

I ship it

[@coolbunny]

Equality at its finest

[@mightydae3807]

*_99% won't see this but god bless you and have a wonderful day im a Storytime animator struggling to get 700 subs_*

[@imntmaat]

the “holdup wait a min” had me weak lol

[@BigBotStudios89]

this is the best advice ive had in a while thanks man

[@nervz]

"it's ok to simp for somebody if they simp for u back" adande that's not simping, that's friendship.

[@MissPurpur]

exactly

[@kid9046]

🤔I never thought of it that way

[@nastyyknow2194]

Fr bruh

[@masonma2026]

more like friendsimp

[@2esh4]

And then you end up in an awkward relationship where both of you are waiting for the other one to simp 😂

[@lalalalaaAa123]

If they “simp for you back”, you’re not simping! You’re in a normal friendship/relationship! 😂

[@weennymyers8134]

True

[@demongirl1019]

Amen ramen uwu

[@dont6439]

Dont read my PROFILē PICTURè :)

[@fire_phoenix6138]

This man Speaks the truth of the forbidden simping

[@mackattack03]

That's pretty simpy bro - makes you both simps

[@brianhalfacre6338]

facts. did this 2 years ago and a lot of people stopped responding/needed me for money. glad I did that and made new friends

[@TheIdealtrash]

This video is so freaking wholesome in that second half

[@ONE_shot_GURL]

“you’re not gonna outfriend me!” 😂 love the competitiveness.

[@cxlturekingtjay9313]

Hi one shot your good at Fortnite but please can you play modern warfare

[@mannythedaddy]

@@cxlturekingtjay9313 w

[@Hezva]

wish i had a friend like that i always over commit for my friends to do nothing lol

[@YT.Zyr0]

OMG I am the user interusername________ i am a huge fan have a good day

[@azzanporter4377]

This is sooo me 😂

[@harman3525]

We NEED a follow up on the girl that bought you that game. She a real one

[@swoozie]

No lies detected

[@reigningtoast5503]

@@swoozie Does this mean you will?

[@tiny-tobby]

Seriously she's the real deal

[@blackkyurem720]

True, but what if it was a plot to get him to buy the pc later like a "I'ma help him out then hope he helps me out with this more expensive item since I scratched his back". Either way though both were happy in the end.

[@tiny-tobby]

@@blackkyurem720 I don't think that was the point, she didn't ask for the PC. She only put it on her status

[@KudoShinichii1412]

YO BRO you are amazing My vocabulary isnt good enough to express how much i love the way talk

[@ItsFoxxYT]

Aye, iv taken the messages to heart and kinda work my life by these tips now swooz. Love your content, glad iv found the ppl who treat me like I treat them

[@comedyanimatedtv]

Me: I’m not a Simp. Also Me: Why hasn’t she replied to my 15 text messages? She must be busy...

[@Jayy23123]

That was legit my ex to me

[@zetsu0737]

Lol

[@MegaPandora2]

My ex would panic if I didn't respond to his several texts a minute

[@Jayy23123]

I’m saying I threw breath mints at my ex and broke up with her in front of everyone for cheating that was a month ago till this day she’s still tryna get back together 😌

[@Jayy23123]

But I already moved on 😎

[@harman3525]

Can we appreciate how this mans always stay dressin

[@kevinmendez8443]

It pretty fresh

[@dairdb]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@RubyMelodyMusic]

Obsessed with his style

[@zetsu0737]

Yes

[@IsaacAutumn]

Don't fuck with the shoes

[@endless3cho]

You sound like a great guy. It's good to have a heart like that and to try to protect it for those who are looking for the same type of thing. You'll find that there aren't that many ppl like you but you also might just change the hearts of those that come into contact with you and that's awesome.

[@3o3c-topic]

Ive been bored almost the entire day, but swoozies content has helped speed up my day. Thanks

[@The1Tyman]

"Its ok to SIMP for somebody, as long as they SIMP for you back." -Swoozie 2020

[@K.O.zone.]

He's spitting straight facts

[@jotarokujonft3900]

@@K.O.zone. yesss

[@therealboomshlamian700]

That ain’t a simp tho

[@graves1760]

@@therealboomshlamian700 True that's the point!!

[@adamrivera9766]

I love how swoozie just used to tell us stories. Now he's just droppin facts.

[@hello-de7pv]

103 likes and no reply damn

[@wakealise]

no ji

[@wakealise]

no jin

[@haydengundaio]

@@wakealise mmmmmm monke

[@TheActualMars]

Tru

[@diet_plastic478]

Dude thanks this video helped me realize theres some people who i think are my friends but might be just talking to me because i can do them favors seriously thanks a lot i love your videos

[@rpgreseller]

Beautifully said. You're an educator bro! Doing the world a service.

[@cristobalvallejo7099]

this is how many people felt bad for the dog 👇

[@DrakoGo2DaMoon]

Luck

[@thisisnotme4245]

I literally used that same example on myself thinking this chick made me happy whenever she was around I went from a happy dog to a simp dog RIP

[@oscarsolis9636]

Jaren Groves cats are sooo much better

[@bassainnewton9689]

Not me could care less

[@ayarriba9093]

@Jaren Groves maaaate

[@thepoormillionaire9839]

This guy always has a valid lesson never disappoints

[@jennyggf3556]

I can relate with the simping for friends, its a real thing when you are someone that puts 100% in every relationship

[@s.crawford12]

This was great advice not just for "simps" but all kinds of relationships.

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

I think I nodded my head more than laughed because this video made A LOT of sense. The whole seeing how many dead plants you've been watering is something I saw about a year ago, and I was shocked to see how dead the garden I was cultivating really was...

[@craiggamingmore270]

thats kinda sad man

[@r1234233]

Same

[@vincentgirard4950]

Feel you here buddy. I stopped texting friends and now I have one who consistently messages me and I, in return. Was disappointed, but satisfied to know the truth now

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

@@craiggamingmore270 sad but true.

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

@@vincentgirard4950 seriously, you realize how many people would 'disappear' or almost forget you existed if you didn't make your presence known by starting conversations.

[@yaboi5337]

3:04 I have a friend, we go grab lunch together every now and then, there is always an argument who's gonna pay, we both want to be the one paying

[@isak5263]

Yeah its so frustrating I always initiate conversations when I connect with someone but they never contact me, it makes me feel sad because I put in the effort to get to know them but they have no interest in me as a person. Ultimately I always just cut it off by not contacting them and giving them the chance to initiate which they never do. I don't care if people don't find me super interesting but I do care that nobody puts in any effort to get to know me even when I dive deep into conversation with them and help them talk out deep stuff.

[@JustSt3f]

Major difference between being celebrated and being tolerated swoozie dropping gems ppl

[@JustSt3f]

@Connor Hudson Taylor swift actually said the same thing on one of her new songs. Shit hits deep when ur tolerated and not celebrated

[@idealyst8292]

@@JustSt3f And I swear it's one of the best songs I've ever heard. Hits different

[@TheElementsAreWithMe]

"All men are kings" "If he breathes....he's a SIIIIMMMMPPPPPP!!!!!!"

[@iluridx]

Most underrated comment ever

[@tallcat2652]

Merryweather

[@southwestlimitedproduction9738]

Wheres my lightsaber

[@000xyz]

I still can't believe i am friends with an internet celebrity

[@gacharockstar2017]

My my how the tables have turned

[@sharpknight7026]

I like the way you put everything its very well explained keep it up!

[@funnyvalentine601]

the explanation at the start really helped me i knew what simp meant but i had trouble explaining it to people

[@thirdtemple9179]

I like the South Park quote, “A relationship isn’t 50-50, it’s 100-100.”

[@WM-mu8ep]

Yea well simps pay these women so much that they dont need a man. Weather it's on twitch or only fans or snap or anywhere else. These girls make enough to buy houses from simps that they dont care if they are alone. Simps allow them to get away with this stuff

[@firesports9458]

What episode

[@one.ebrown]

"Some people are gonna celebrate you and some people are gonna tolerate you" ~Swoozie Sensei

[@Atip4eva]

“Out simp me” lmao 🤣 is a vibe

[@Saicofake]

6:26 This is an extremely great advice. I''ve reached a point whereby I am more happy being on my own and would seriously count who is deserving my attention.

[@JuanFlores-be2rm]

I like how he says ‘’ hold up wait a minute “

[@-gay-chavibez-1747]

It’s a coppa

[@pv_himothy54]

He also says I’m just super sayian

[@mash4.]

Issa 22

[@-gay-chavibez-1747]

@@mash4. pHew PhEw Phew

[@MichaelsMadnessDiecast]

Something ain’t right

[@xed_i2070]

"It's okay to simp for somebody if they're gonna simp for you back" - I agree

[@panc7519]

@Garrett Jerden me too :Dd

[@Creetur]

It’s not simping if it’s reciprocated, because if it’s reciprocated then it’s a healthy relationship, but if it isn’t you are just wasting your life on a fraction of a fraction of someone else’s world.

[@user-gz3tp1tq5p]

This content is so fun! You actually teach us something useful about topics we rarely learn about! This is like school but fun!

[@unknown70000]

she drove out and got you the game, that's a queen.

[@mxrbidgrimtales]

Queen and wifey material for sure

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

Hold up were you even watching the video swoozie ya sure simp if they simp back to you but it's always good to have a modicum of caution bc you don't know what ppl do did will do i was personally thinking how sus and sketch that is bc a favour is a favor but it's never that simple

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

@Thats Cap hah now ain't that interesting way to put it but also did the swooze make the moves like reel talk you don't spend that kinda money unless it's on a girl so like was swoozie feeling her i wonder

[@yangosakurai7505]

You don't know what people do did will do... Anyone else's head hurt after reading that comment? 🤣🤪🤦‍♂️

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

@@yangosakurai7505 if it hurt your head you read enough to know it hurts your head so why not just say what you really want to say internet is a free and open space ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@MikeJr9284]

I remember being a simp. I’m glad I learned from my mistakes.

[@spideylover4105]

Same.

[@BytzDrawz]

*nope*

[@ozzy-bj3ov]

Yea me too

[@agentbraxton3485]

You are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy

[@willverschneider1102]

I was a total simp in high school. Now I see most women as good looking, but not worth my time. Perhaps one day I'll make a true connection, but not now.

[@sannyassi73]

You are a wise person. Love the channel, nice work!

[@huh4112]

loving the outfit youre killing it dude

[@ultiminithestrange477]

“It’s ok to simp if they are simping for you” that is called a relationship/friendship/companionship not simping

[@phoenix33a65]

Ahhh... the good ole' dayz!

[@alexandermacintosh2920]

Silly or foolish is the meaning of simp

[@BigeuleLP]

Yeah the word Simp is overused and lost its meaning

[@snowman657]

no shit

[@ItsC00k1e]

Yes, the word “simp” lost it’s meaning due to lifeless 8 yr olds. I agree.

[@JustADudeDoingSomething]

Simping, flirting, and being manipulated/taken advantage of are different things just so you guys know the difference. Simping - Devoting yourself to someone in hopes of holding a small amount of significance in their life. Truth is, you dont. Flirting - When both parties mutually consents to eachother bonding in a romantic physical or verbal way. Manipulative - The other person leading you on by using means of physical or verbal attraction to make you think or act a certain way regardless of whether you're simping or not.

[@JordanWheeler1999]

Bruh

[@JustADudeDoingSomething]

@@JordanWheeler1999 yeh

[@wordeddown9536]

I'm not gonna try and bring too much drama here but. Your definition of manipulative kind of matches what the pride community does. Well at least on Roblox. I see on Roblox these Pride Ads talking about how great it is the be homosexual, yeah that's great but. You're leaving out all the bad stuff about it. Hate speech, discrimination, depression, anxiety, hypocrisy, etc. Like you said for the definition, "other person leading you on by using means of physical or verbal attraction to make you think or act a certain way".

[@JustADudeDoingSomething]

@@wordeddown9536 so is that a good thing or a bad thing that my definition matches this roblox ad or whatever? I don't play roblox so i wouldn't know.

[@wordeddown9536]

@@JustADudeDoingSomething Its bad.

[@ink_159]

I’m not sure if I seen this video before but it really got me rethinking my friendship I have

[@drewjaqua2905]

I really enjoyed this... Wasn't sure what to expect but I was pleasantly surprised by the healthy perspective. That tweet is awesome.

[@BlackySpeakz]

So stop simping period, even for the homies? I agree

[@Novafwm]

Wassup black speakz

[@kiao287]

Unless it's mutual ofcourse

[@joyc.e.7511]

@@kiao287 Wow, mutual simping...isn't that just a relationship? A very devoted one that's probably unhealthy

[@district4production414]

@sossa4lif3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@southwestlimitedproduction9738]

FAX

[@crystal_luxas4578]

My guy swoozie up in here exposing EVERYBODY

[@Cesarhls30]

Right hahah like Just @ me already 😂😂😭😭

[@Onion_wavy]

not me

[@nicoflight3982]

Everybody who simped

[@mixael7711]

"Some people around you are gonna celebrate you, some people are just gonna tolerate you, and its a very good idea to figure out who's gonna do which." - Swoozie Actual facts.

[@belledelfino5274]

Really needed to watch this video at this point in my life

[@fraggerlagger]

“Name any show and I will watch all of it” *O N E P I E C E*

[@kaienjin5468]

*D R A G O N B A L L*

[@greywolf7577]

Just go for a talk show like "The Late Show" or something. That will take forever to watch all the episodes of.

[@BigGuyGarou]

Hehehehehe hahahahahahahahahahaha cough cough oh god my throat watch Tokyo ghoul

[@BigGuyGarou]

@Lumi Z 10/10 one of the best anime’s hands down and you will enjoy it. Oh and also the main character cries a lot.

[@Testing123-Ore7]

*The Simpsons*

[@princessamanda3387]

Swoozie: "hold up wait a minute" Me: "it's a chopper"

[@savannamarie3088]

its a 22 😂😂😂

[@juniorbangura141]

FACTSSSS

[@kkiimchii7535]

Underated comment 🙌🏽

[@m3yas0]

why did i see this comment as soon as that part came on

[@dont6439]

Dont read my PROFILē PICTURè :)

[@kenysulivan95]

its good to see that ur not totally blinded with friendship...😁

[@jasperzimmer3830]

Idk why but I can’t stop watching your videos 🤣

[@one-up7498]

“It’s okay to simp for somebody if you simp for them back.” Swoozie- 2020

[@truccthicc2525]

Well im lil cunfused bc simping for each other ISNT SIMPING ):0

[@thomasalbrecht35]

@@truccthicc2525 it’s called two people loving each other and not trying to act like they don’t

[@truccthicc2525]

@@thomasalbrecht35 well ur right but simping for each other is technaly not simping but ur right so yay

[@moelester7714]

Don’t compare simps into dogs.It’s disrespectful to dogs.

[@Justcatc]

Yes

[@cenksari9273]

agree 100%.

[@equ1noxii599]

Ong

[@cocknball410]

Ikr

[@mgnruth]

Agree agree.

[@TheyCallMeIce]

I dont see your videos often, but when I do, it's always a valuable life lesson I wish I'd've learned earlier.

[@m.hoffman2889]

2:48 so true bruh, lmao I guess there is no one left anymore in my social circle, I have a feeling all of my so called friendships are unbalanced. I always have to initiate (the whole summer went on like that). "Some people are gonna celebrate you, some are gonna tolerate you." damn thats tough but so true

[@lulutiofficial]

I actually have a rule for that. If I start the conversation more than 3 times, means the person its not really intereted in talking to you, so I just dont message them anymore.

[@miggy9942]

That's a very good tactic. I've been the one to usually text first and when I stopped said person would say " we don't talk anymore" and I'm like I wonder why

[@sexyscientist]

I like this rule. Keep up the statistics.

[@dotty7789]

Me like

[@fordknievel2607]

Let's just wait for the other person to receive the power of foresight and realize, through their immense self-deprecation issues as well, that the conversation a simple "Hey, what's up?" from them would start is eventually fruitless. Thus, they choose to let the other person control the conversation and hope to whatever celestial being out there that the one who kept starting the convo doesn't feel like the friendship (lowballing it for the sake of everyone) isn't going anywhere. The point is, there's a few risks you and the other have to take to better understand each other. I had convos with other people before that I start more than three times. Granted, they're not really my friends, but that's usually the point of a convo, isn't it? To develop a passion for conversing with other people, and to learn from what they can give you?

[@lives4datube]

@@fordknievel2607 simp

[@oppoaction]

It’s not simping at that point if you’re both “simping” for each other.

[@jessepadilla2400]

tHaTs sOme gOoD WiSdOm

[@Tiberious_Of_Elona]

Yep, it's called a healthy and happy relationship. People are now misusing the word Simp an insane amount.

[@aj3706]

@@Tiberious_Of_Elona pretty sure that's the joke. It has even become a meme.

[@neaseldatches1464]

@@Tiberious_Of_Elona a man named felix started this

[@yvngstrm6355]

-Swoozie 2020

[@samramos310]

That final quote alone is worth the like

[@MonkesClayhut]

This is super helpfull and actualy made me realise my “friend” might not be an actual friend

[@freerbx793]

"It's okay to simp for somebody if they simp for you back" That's just called a highly dedicated relationship

[@nicolaisb2]

Simp

[@TriadXScion64]

She really watched 6 years of episodes over a weekend. Ho.. How is that even possible?

[@cobya3822]

Watch it at 2x speed

[@BeWaReJay]

Recaps

[@mightydae3807]

*_99% won't see this but god bless you and have a wonderful day im a Storytime animator struggling to get 700 subs_*

[@theeshadow6423]

Hmm so There are 115 episodes of Walking Dead Each episode is about 1.5 hour long 115x1,5 - 172 hours 172 hours - 7 days

[@mushu_mazda8977]

The bigger question is why didn’t he wifey her

[@caleriutta2120]

this man spiting strait fax

[@mispotan9241]

This is... kinda opposite from what life taught me? past 4 years have been fueled by “give if someone else is willing to give to you and be loyal” logic... and what happened is I was surrounded by people who’d be super nice and giving to me, and then would dump their trauma on me expecting me to always listen, reciprocate, and hangout cuz they let me stay at their place and relax several times and listen to me vent like twice. People who “simp” and would watch an entire show just cuz you mentioned it are desperate for friendships and incredibly deep connections in order to not look within themselves and improve . Don’t reciprocate to simps :/ and obviously don’t just keep giving your energy and money to ones who don’t give back. I understand giving money to ones in more need or lower financial situation and not expecting a return (which I have done) but it’s usually something that I view as donation or something that I do after the bond of give/give has been formed. True advice, look at people you vibe with and genuinely enjoy interacting BEYOND just hanging out and having a good time, and seek out spending time with them. Even if they don’t reach out first, usually those people just are introverted and have limited number of spoons, but those good people will find some time to spend with you, and that monthly hangout worth more pointless daily hangouts you can have with shallow/needy people. also strong side note, how do people not feel guilty for always making others pay for meals??

[@mralabbad7]

When you simp and they simp back The simping cancels out because you both got something from the other person Otherwise known as a good relationship

[@gibbous_silver]

Yes

[@DOOMZEDAY]

Relationships are just reciprocated simping

[@Bella-cw1us]

Yes exactly

[@DOOMZEDAY]

@Black Ninja nah, it's a considerate lifestyle. I got more than one friend circles and they're so active. If I died I do believe I will be missed. Just think of all the hearts you can touch. The more people at ur funeral, the higher ur score 😊

[@DOOMZEDAY]

@Black Ninja I was being a dummy at the end sorry for not being wholefully serious. But yeah dude that's a wonderful take on the highs of enjoying life, for us maybe it could take very little to bring happiness, for others it could be a lot of material things, in the end i just hope the regrets don't ever kick in for any of us

[@brownshirt990]

“This girl thinks imma snack”😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@swoozie]

🍕

[@killfinite]

Lol

[@tai87]

He is one tho

[@NOTYOURfriend2]

Dang bro your thumbnail looks so well detailed great art style

[@mizzpenguin2]

Love it! ❤

[@cherese3146]

This rant about ‘unbalanced friendships’ makes me sad. Every friendship I’ve ever had have been unbalanced... :’)

[@ACuteLittleFish]

Same honestly, that’s why I have no problem cutting people off as soon as I realize that it’s happening once again

[@DavidLee-lq5lz]

Most people want an unbalanced relationship...in their favor. For reals, who wants to break even when they can make a profit?

[@erinpelletier9570]

I feel this so bad. As soon as I stopped texting first every time, most of my friendships fell flat on their face.

[@ReenasRandom]

Same. I feel called out but at the same time, I'm glad someone brought attention to it.

[@knitetimeteddy2989]

WAT I'LL BE YO FRIEND U GOTTA PS4?

[@tj1020]

Relationship goals, simp for a girl who is willing to simp back.

[@kushiiterushii2395]

Yes

[@zakariyaxaaji9477]

what you mean "willing" if they are not HAPPY to simp back the sh¤% is not balanced

[@Favled]

That's just mutual love though

[@vangoghsotherear4114]

So many don’t understand this. I wish i could find my simp buddy

[@asher319]

imma a little late to the party, but this video changed my life. this is ideal content. Love you swooze!

[@michellebrooks-hayden1450]

i get this so much also i love the music good choice.