Talking Drugs on Top Gear

[@TheAdaoo7]

"Would you like some cannabis" "Yes please"

[@ingebrigtgullaksen5905]

And it stopped at 420 likes! 😎

[@MickyS17]

Every drug deal ever

[@Luciferian1]

"Right!"

[@stefanmonetti7215]

Stopped at 666 likes ;))

[@code8217]

well i mean its pretty normal thing, isnt it?

[@foggyj4474]

The best one will always be Jeremy smoking a giant joint and the proceeds to search for pornography

[@PHAToregon]

“Right”

[@pauliewalnuts240]

What episode is the pornography joint scene from? Ashamed to admit I dont recognize it.

[@MSPardesi1]

@@pauliewalnuts240 he's in the netherlands if im correct, not sure what episode that is though.

[@adotam]

@@pauliewalnuts240 it's from "Jeremy Clarkson Meets The Neighbours" (2002), episode 2 - The Benelux

[@hathaway.1166]

I feel like there's a sizable amount of ppl who's gonna search for pr0n after smoking a joint Edit: How did I forget the foods?

[@dongatello6969]

James “So you can have a joint. NO SORRY!” Jeremy 10 seconds later “I can do this”

[@rkusuma6852]

haha I changed your comment from having 999 likes to 1000 likes

[@dongatello6969]

@@rkusuma6852 Lol I didn’t even realize I had this many likes

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoXGYoyIpthkbJI !!!!!!

[@feherzsombor1930]

@@dongatello6969 i think he said "no shut up"

[@Selmarya]

_"Where is some pournaugraphy"_ -Jeremy Crackspn

[@minicle426]

0:52 Despite being slow, James is an underated master of comic timing.

[@cannabischronicles8539]

I pissed myself laughing because it's so fast like dude knew what camera to look at

[@andrewmurphy5310]

almost as if it is scripted

[@pieppy6058]

that is why CHEESE is such a big meme

[@TWOxTONE_773]

@@andrewmurphy5310 As scripted as this show was I’m almost positive those studio talks were just 3 blokes having a casual conversation.

[@jaymac7203]

@@andrewmurphy5310 No shit.

[@Ravenwestt_Racing]

I want my dealer to say to me ‘do you want some cannabis’ like Jeremy does

[@jakieeboii44]

Bro noooo shit 🤣

[@slowspecv69]

Yes please.

[@boycottjews]

I cant wait to get some later tonight. Illegal states are gay, got to wait for people to get off work and all that.

[@straightbusta2609]

And when he gives it to you, you should say "Thank you Mate"

[@IzmGunner01]

@@boycottjews Come to Canada the green is 🔥

[@skylerspringsteen5730]

You cut out the bit where Hammond ask Clarkson if he’s gonna cut the rice with peas, also Hammonds reaction to the caramelized cocaine 😂

[@robbutterill1426]

“hammond found them very moreish!” hammond 5 minutes later: “all the camping gear and everything and when you got there you knew you were there because you’d ask mum and dad is this the high low bit, and they’d say yeah or no if it wasnt. this was before the m5 and once you knew how far it was to go to weston, we went through bristol, which everyone says is scruffy but i think its actually nice”

[@liams1991]

James' laugh after the cut it with peas bit 😂

[@alexanderwingeskog758]

And Mays stiff neck after the Viagra...

[@tenderjerky3504]

@@robbutterill1426 lmao I loved that bit

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Hammond turned straight ADHD after that lol

[@yorkshirej2219]

Always knew James was a stoner

[@sassythesasquatch9999]

Sas mate, How's it goin

[@idrissb9742]

Aaaa you no good drug addicts, Was goin’ on?

[@username9506]

whatyetawkinabeet

[@newtonsbuilds8831]

u sick kants

[@flynnellison9435]

wadiyatalkinabeet

[@-keiskx1774]

“Would you like some cannabis?” “Yes, please” “Right” Most British thing I’ve ever heard

[@dive-bomb]

"its the best sort"

[@cloroxbleach9222]

Don't forget it's also Tea

[@browngaymethodistjesuschri1361]

@@cloroxbleach9222no

[@vulpes_odium1177]

"It's Carmalized cocaine, lets have that" Will be the last normal paced sentence this man says all day

[@klooks1013]

Yea that caramel is not good for him

[@jeremy7157]

it's actually not bad coca by itself is a bit like caffeine if it didn't make you have to pee

[@ryanvandoren1519]

Hammond asking, "is this the time?" when Jeremy pulls out the viagra always kills me.

[@n1thmusic229]

He said "cyanide"

[@ryclemo4942]

@@n1thmusic229 the next thing he says

[@barry1369]

1:18 James May immediately saying yes please 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bigboibutter]

He’s just being poliye

[@ondratrpi]

Do you know waht episode is that?

[@radium4194]

That’s james

[@barry1369]

@@ondratrpi Bolivia special I think

[@KevinKickChannel]

Road trip/grand tour in Romania, episode from 2009 or 2010

[@Karza_357]

I love Hammonds reaction, "cyanide".

[@DarrinDarwinacious]

“No”

[@hughshax5903]

"Viagra"

[@tudorbrancuturcu5996]

“Ay? Is this the time?”

[@bomthd]

Jeremy smoking that half oz is one of the hardest things ever recorded

[@SavageGerbil]

Well, there was the scene after taking the viagra

[@sampletext2236]

@@SavageGerbil Thats the funniest comment ive seen all month no cap

[@SavageGerbil]

@@sampletext2236 I thank you. My driving force in life is to be a smartass at any and all opportunity.

[@codymac4958]

@@SavageGerbil always good to have a driving force

[@gazzy9136]

@@codymac4958what about a walking force?

[@beegyoshi2828]

You can tell how skilled he is with the viagra, It doesn’t seem to be his first and it’s sure as hell not his last.

[@idlyblare]

What did he say it does? Apart from the obvious symptom

[@Viper12335]

@@idlyblare it basically gives you an erection

[@jarjar2427]

@@idlyblare Viagra prevents pulmonary oedema which is the lungs filling up usually a serious risk when going to high altitude. They were in Chile an extremely mountanious country and were highly at risk for getting it.

[@mrnexfer8484]

@@jarjar2427 does that mean every male tourist in Chile when going to high altitude has a boner? xD

[@ncshuriken]

"And so skilled and handy with applying that Vaseline. Is there something you want to tell us Hammond?" (or was it James lol I can't remember).

[@mrcreepypl]

That "I don't know mate" at the end is the best lmao

[@browserrr1]

Actually the scene with the big joint is not from Top Gear but from Clarkson meets the neighbours where Jeremy travels through Europe to see how things are done in other countries. Here he crosses the border from Belgium into the Netherlands, where smoking a joint is legal, contrary to Belgium.

[@jeancarlgrech3232]

beat me to that buddy

[@justforever96]

I was going to ask, because I definitely never saw that in Top Gear, and it just doesn't match with the rest of the humor they use on that show.

[@ObeseT]

I would have to say, this is my favourite Top Gear compilation video.

[@andrewburkinshaw1446]

This show will never grow old🤣

[@not_herobrine3752]

it will age even better as time goes on

[@synonymdave]

The people in it will

[@brsrc759]

The last clip! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dimi.Petrov]

This cracks me up every time 😄😄😄

[@Alexander_l322]

@@Dimi.Petrov I see what you did there 😃

[@bigbrain9102]

@@Dimi.Petrov bro did they legit get caught for drug smuggling? 😂

[@Dimi.Petrov]

@@bigbrain9102 they were condiments 😄😄

[@jw7073]

@@bigbrain9102 no in each bag is exactly what he says is in there lol

[@SO-Negative]

0:43 James looking down immediately to see if it works already :DD

[@yolkiandeji7649]

Compilation of each of them “dying”

[@daviddavidson2357]

It actually helps for smuggling small amounts of drugs on a flight if you get stopped by security for something dumb as it makes you look like just another idiot wasting their time. A friend always put a can of deodorant in his hand luggage. Security would get mad over the deodorant miss all the stuff in vitamin pill bottles and in the lining of his clothes.

[@daviddavidson2357]

@@frenchray1239 I'll let my friend know that his smuggling of drugs was illegal.

[@Andr-Eix]

@@frenchray1239 oh shit is it? So glad they didn't catch all my ganj ayy lmao

[@its2293]

@@frenchray1239 Thank you, ill smoke the evidence with that in mind!

[@HandTingSeason]

@@frenchray1239 ACAB

[@kalebnolan8343]

I’ll take your word for it, I’ll just find a plug when I land

[@priMa.Customs]

I really miss Top Gear with these 3, especially the specials

[@zilvertron]

Its Grand Tour nowadays, same thing but different name and less Stig

[@ncshuriken]

@@zilvertron GT's gone waaay downhill lately though. I can only hope they start making proper episodes again, 50 later after this covid BS is over and the clones of Jezza, Rich and James have fully developed and ready to deploy.

[@danielsgamerprofile4067]

There’s a new grand tour coming out soon

[@johanandhira5429]

Tonight on Bottom Gear: I snorted viagra James having joint for breakfast And Hammond mistook cannabis for chocolate

[@salt4821]

1:12 when puberty hits you:

[@ruota4796]

How do you find a dealer?

[@aides886]

@@ruota4796 through friends

[@ruota4796]

@@aides886 damn

[@aides886]

@@ruota4796 what country u in

[@ruota4796]

@@aides886 italy

[@Account1746]

Oh no, a drug dealer has arrived

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

And behind them, The Albanian Rozzers.

[@Dark_Reader]

Anyway

[@straightbusta2609]

Crikey!

[@yorusuyasoul69420]

Topweed

[@purpleguygaming3412]

@@straightbusta2609 it’s the Albania rozzers

[@johntrevino1616]

I love how they take the viagra and ALL immediately look down 😂

[@jamesmay1900]

James May is a legend! :)

[@tomhubbard8510]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@itsonlymeactivitor1965]

True

[@dixonyurras7274]

Yes please

[@ArnisGoldberg]

Jeremy Clarkson smokes a whole cannon on live tv and you're gonna say James May is a legend?????

[@Cartoonman154]

1:01 is from Jeremy Clarkson Meets the Neighbors

[@jenkem69]

"You take it and then you talk for hours" yes that's very accurate lol

[@wesseboyman]

caramalized cocaine= verbal turbo😄

[@JB-sv5pr]

Or sugar

[@DrewSavo]

James May: Plum liquor _and_ Cannabis.

[@PriscillaLogan-by9ll]

I started doing drugs since my teenage. Got addicted to cocaine for over 17 years. Cocaine addiction actually destroyed my life. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.

[@smith23652]

YES very sure of Dr.alishrooms. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.

[@AndrewLiam-lp5cj]

Yes he's Dr.alishrooms. Shrooms to me is a natrual healer. I know a guy who has used mushrooms in the same way and they have really helped him. mah dudes have safe trips all.

[@DebanckKim-rd6to]

I wish they were readily available in my place. Microdosing was my next plan of care for my husband. He is 59 & has so many mental health issues plus probable CTE & a TBI that left him in a coma 8 days. It's too late now I had to get a TPO as he's 6'6 300+ pound homicidal maniac. He's constantly talking about killing someone. He's violent. Anyone reading this Familiar w/ BPD know if it is common for an obsession with violence.

[@TomSanders-qv8bv]

I love shrooms. Congrats on the 8 years, that's awesome! I'm clean 4 years now. Good luck.just micro dose and you won't trip. Same story just that mine is with fentanyl and anxiety. Mushrooms literally got me off my feet and turned my whole life around. I am currently a housing manager for a recovery program. I wouldn't have been able to do that shit without the help of psilocybin.

[@LucasRobert-ns3nj]

Does he ship? Can he deliver to me here in Lithuania 🇱🇹

[@geoff3610]

God i hate it when i can't have condiments and medical necessities conveniently stored in clear plastic bags displaying their white, fine powdery sheen.

[@bobkin611]

The clip with the giant blunt isn't from TopGear it was (if im not mistaken) a Jeremy Clarckson special

[@thallan]

Anything with jeremy, james, or richard in it is top gear

[@rabid_1]

That's from a show called "meet the neighbors", and that's the netherlands episode.

[@thunderlips5293]

LMAO i love how at 0:44 they look down after taking the viagra pills

[@Josh-wu7kz]

I remember when the one with Jeremy smoking that massive spliff had over 20 million views on KZbin but got deleted. It gained around 2 million views a day and was one of the most popular videos on KZbin at the time

[@a_simple_atheist]

Imagine a person selling weed in the streets of London asking some one : would you like some cannibis 😂

[@matejkopacka3169]

yes please

[@lostaudio]

"Would ya like some cannabis Gromit?"

[@SQNISGOOD]

In frankfurt its a normal question on the street :)

[@RBLXDignitysHQ]

@@SQNISGOOD its normal in london too but they dont ask it like "would you like some cannabis" that's too formal, they normally come up to you and say "u smoke?"

[@tsg7official]

@@lostaudio “No cannabis, Gromit! We’ve forgotten the cannabis!”

[@simbachvazo6530]

"Oi want some weed?" "Yeah but only a joint" *pulls out comically large blunt*

[@k1llsk]

This makes more and more sense now, especially the cocaine part

[@CarGuy32]

"hamme oi need moore boofé oi em adic ted" 1:07

[@diggarsa8614]

lmao I knew it. James is way too chill🤣🤣

[@flighttaker]

you forget one of the best ones. I think it's in one of their amazon prime specials, but when Jeremy has that assistant, Cato, in the trunk, he offers a small mirrror of cocaine through the trunk compartment. One of my favorite bits

[@irishwristwatch2487]

"Er, not now Cato..."

[@justforever96]

Well, the title is "Talking Drugs on Top Gear". TGT is technically a different show. Although I believe the part with all the small bags of powder was also from TGT, so obviously that doesn't matter too much.

[@Squidgy55]

@@justforever96 The airport scene is from The Grand Tour.

[@JetFalcon710]

@@justforever96 It is from Grand Tour, you can tell based on how Hammond has a goatee

[@TheNamesDitto]

James is exactly who I want to be like when Im older

[@a3s1r1986]

I can't believe the best part of the heroin gag was cut. "Are you going to cut it with peas?"

[@zRamses]

I wonder what people who haven't seen the show think when they see clips like these. god damn I loved this show.

[@chlorophyll6154]

If Jeremy on that big joint, he's on sky high than any English king in a castle on a mountain

[@desdae69]

English please

[@omgvague]

Translation: Jeremy is higher in the sky than an English king in his castle that sits atop a mountain.

[@biker932012]

Now I know why James is always driving slow.

[@ncshuriken]

Captain Slow AKA Captain High.

[@Lau_wings]

The flight one reminds me of how every time I have flown in the last 10 years or so I have been "randomly selected" for a bomb test, the one where they swab your hands and luggage. I made a Joke when I was flying last time after I had passed screening to my GF where I said "huh first time in years that I have not been randomly selected to be tested for a bomb I must no longer look like a terrorist" , only to be tapped on the shoulder a couple of seconds later informing me that I had again been "randomly selected".

[@PirateCat822]

Did you give out a large sigh afterwards?

[@indominusrex1652]

You should hide the bombs better

[@danialyousaf6456]

Just drive next time. Or go by boat. Airports are fucking moronic.

[@stephenmccabe1489]

Take the hint then mate

[@theoriginaldylangreene]

Do you work on a farm or as a landscape gardener?

[@jionmionskwisgaar1476]

Props to the camera man for actually cutting the camera after James may talked about the joint

[@justforever96]

You people all seriously think that was actually just a candid mistake James made? This is a scripted show. All of this was written down beforehand and rehearsed. That was meant to be a joke, James just read it out of the script.

[@jionmionskwisgaar1476]

@@justforever96 we know

[@paulcourtemanche3549]

Hammond’s “I don’t know mate” at the end is absolutely hilarious.

[@freyjulundr]

that short guy is budget iron man

[@Coco_724]

These clips completely out of context makes them even funnier

[@suspiciouschicken]

Jeremy: Would you like some cannabis? Hammond:🤨 James:😏

[@LeonKarpinski-s6h]

Yes please.

[@etsinpillay3268]

Miss these guys😓

[@MrCheaterpipe]

Theyre still doing stuff

[@nettraveller81]

1:02 this clip is not from Top Gear

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

Dude I love how classy they are when they do crazy shit lol

[@rangerrye6590]

It is called Top Gear for a reason

[@delinquenter]

More like "high gear".

[@Myyka2137]

I love how James is chill when Jeremy offers him cannabis

[@MMM-wg2vm]

1:00 Clarkson was so stunned he forgot his next response

[@joetrollson]

Imagine sharing a joint with Mr. May...

[@Spoon3rYT]

0:30 "Is this the time?" Yes, it's Hamster boning time

[@uglyburrito_]

This guy is an actual comedic genius

[@Sens2x]

Its almost frightening..

[@SirCommoner]

Which of them

[@uglyburrito_]

@@SirCommoner Jermey, but everyone else really keep the jokes going making them better

[@markcf83]

Sometimes he staggers even himself with his genius.

[@connorhardlytries8526]

If I had £1 for every minute of drug related content in top gear, I’d have roughly £2.50. It’s not a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened

[@jt3761]

Half way to a joint lad

[@Micro13bk]

@@jt3761 You know guys that sell by the joint? This is news to me

[@AStonedLemon]

@@Micro13bkI saw it for the first time during lockdown...

[@unicorns1393]

@@Micro13bk dispensary

[@Micro13bk]

@@unicorns1393 lucky you :p

[@MK-Masters]

0:23 "Cyanide" Perfect response

[@MrFactualGamingOfficial]

"On the shelves of Tesco, that's about a fiver!", laughed so hard at that 🤣🤣

[@Tdawg79776]

1:01 one of my favorite quotes from all of top gear

[@Recessio]

0:47 context: at the time James made the joke about smoking a joint, a bus driver in London had just been in the news, arrested for smoking while stoned

[@enxgmatxcofficial]

I need that joint Jeremy had at 1:02

[@koolaideguyskillcount525]

Nah mate that's a blunt joints are thinner and smaller but even then that's a giant ass blunt and a good blunt looks like a big cigar (length and thickness)

[@orfeo793]

@@koolaideguyskillcount525 blunts are rolled with cigar wraps, that's just a giant joint as it looks like it's rolled with paper

[@koolaideguyskillcount525]

@@orfeo793 nah up north big=blunt

[@rutuu7236]

@@koolaideguyskillcount525 Lmao you full of it, a blunts wrapped with a blunt wrap, or a gar, a joint is wrapped with papers. that right there is one giant ass j

[@Micro13bk]

@@koolaideguyskillcount525 The other dudes are right, blunts are just weed in a cigar wrap. Joints are nothing but weed in paper. Spliffs are tobacco and weed in paper. Pinners are personal sized joints. Just sayin man, document yourself, your mates are all wrong.

[@leonardoives674]

"I have brought heroine" "No you havent" "Yes I have" 😡

[@jackd7467]

This show gives me life

[@lonerider92]

1:04 the first joint of the morning always feels like this.

[@palefaced1]

God I love this show.

[@-powerband-gamer-6117]

And this is how you keep your sanity through any situation.

[@ChrisSmith-mj4uj]

‘Right, where’s some pornography’ 😂

[@ThePepsiCrusader]

THop GEar Breaking Bad Referance go BRRR

[@Badchi]

I used to be into fitness, like rrrreeeeally into fitness. Working out 5-6 times a week, counting every gram of carbs and carrying protein powder and a shit ton of vitamin pills, fish-fat tablets and other additives wherever I go. Needless to say, taking a flight was a bit awkward for me sometimes.

[@Shockguey]

What a strange comment.

[@Badchi]

@@Shockguey Well it’s a strange video.

[@billyhendrix5544]

Hammond at the end: 'I dunno mate'

[@lukez5117]

That's one of the biggest blunts I've ever seen 🙋🏻

[@bradysunter1504]

Thats not a blunt

[@lukez5117]

@@bradysunter1504 Finally, what's it called? 🥺

[@hartonosutrisno5452]

Its more like a giant joint for smoking

[@lukez5117]

@@hartonosutrisno5452 happy, hungry, sleepy HAHAHA

[@j.a.hernandez9742]

@@lukez5117 a joint or J for short

[@gabbrielpa]

Jeremy smoking that bongo was so funny

[@dexedr1ne]

this was the funniest stuff from top gear I have ever seen!

[@user-jj6dh7zg7x]

‘’Is this the time?’’

[@meer9098]

watching this high was amazing

[@channingchristensen280]

0:34 nothing like getting bricked with the boys

[@ncshuriken]

"We're now officially the highest motorists in the world... Apart from George Michael of course"

[@LTPottenger]

If your drugs talk, that is indeed some top gear

[@andyacosta9847]

The end clip at 2:04 lmaooo

[@iFreya303]

1:16 the guy behind my school

[@atomichabanero9101]

It's a joke i get it at the end but more than a few drivers have been locked up for having baking soda and it being mistaken by the dogs as coke because it is used to cut the coke so maybe just don't keep it inside when on the road.

[@fischX]

It's not my job to make the work of the dog easier.

[@bradenr867]

@@fischX have fun in jail then Ig

[@fischX]

@@bradenr867 I jail for nothing illegal? Nah. Isn't north korea isn't it? Isn't it?

[@Lysergic_]

@@bradenr867 And then he fights the case and wins a nice settlement, and hopefully corrupt tactics like dog searches become outlawed

[@bradenr867]

@@fischX jail is a holding place my dude, if you get arrested you go to jail until they prove you innocent, if you’re actually guilty you go to prison The original comment literally said that people have been locked up

[@alexander1989x]

James May: *hits the fat blunt "WHy are people interested in my condiments?"

[@kopanomoletsane1430]

Thats huge ass joint🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥

[@OneTwoFive0]

Joint? That’s the entire connector!

[@marcelstjean]

I Don't know Mate. killed me.

[@idontknow08]

Hammond, we have to cook

[@vitra4967]

I love how when they take the viagra, all of them just look down instantly

[@BigBassLipRipper]

Copied

[@mandemt1076]

@@BigBassLipRipper omg nobody fucking cares

[@EnochSchitzo]

"If you look close you can hear my genius"

[@simonthomas5367]

Condiments and medical necessities!!

[@carterbretches1571]

i miss this top gear i would always watch it with my dad

[@LuckERadio]

0:35 just three hard guys having a good time in the desert

[@Adolfrizzler12345]

“On the shelf’s of Tesco’s that’s about a fiver.”😂😂😂😂😂