2 TALL 2 GIRL

[@drewisgooden]

man, when he burned that turkey this movie went from good to great

[@averagejoe2402]

Oh hi Drew

[@_mango_]

Sup Drew

[@UncleHyena]

Oh my gaaaaaaawd….it’s Jay from RLM!

[@Br-kc2jy]

Danny?? What the hell are you doing here?

[@sudhathakur3095]

Wow you're alive!

[@dougiemorgan8014]

Given the whole ‘Jody has the Green Goblin psychosis’ subplot, I was genuinely disappointed that Stig’s sister didn’t enter the movie by declaring ‘You know, I’m something of a Tall Girl myself.’

[@Satherian]

I would've lost it

[@cristyannesolis1351]

It would have earned its first and only real laugh out of me

[@lucasandrieux1157]

‘You and I are not so different’- Stig’s sister i think( i’ve never seen Tall Spidergirl 2)

[@jackmclean4120]

''You and I can rule this city, Tall Girl. Or we can just fight to the death.''

[@SmoothTurtle840]

“Are you tall or are you short?!”

[@DankSpoony]

The pure ecstasy that was created when Jodie said "Looks like there's a new Tall Girl in town" was honestly palpable

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

I felt like Peter Griffin pointing at the screen and saying, "She said the thing!"

[@maybeme9741]

What's thst a reference to? I don't get it

[@yz8504]

Reminds me of how Will Smith asked "So that's it huh? We some kind of Suicide Squad?"

[@DankSpoony]

@@maybeme9741 It's a reference to the video "2 TALL 2 GIRL" by the Cosmonaut Variety Hour

[@isaacb2199]

“Since when did you have the voice?” “Since I was dragonborne fus ro dah”

[@evanbrowne4029]

I love when in movies like this they try to present anxiety or intrusive thoughts via the protagonist, but they actually just give the character psychosis or schizophrenia.

[@hollykm]

Facts lmaoooo. Out of curiosity, how would you have depicted intrusive thoughts? I’ve been trying to think about how they could’ve make this movie a little bit better in that respect but I can’t think of anything😂

[@RohinNair]

@@hollykm Tiny cartoon caricature of MC yelling at them ala Lizzie McGuire

[@benvolio5415]

@@hollykm This is a bit of an amateur suggestion, but the usage of cinematography is a great way to depict chaotic and intrusive thoughts without words imo

[@gabrielvanzuita5153]

@@hollykm Have you watched Bojack Horseman? On season 4 there's a episode called "stupid piece of shit" and the whole episode show his thoughts and anxieties, maybe the movie could've tried something like that

[@joselocalau123]

i think it has to do with the "voice" coming from inside her head like it's another person? it comes off as if jodie is possessed or something

[@perseusveil9376]

"Jodi, wake up. You aren't tall anymore. The surgery was a sucess." I fucking DIED.

[@theshinygoldenemperor2422]

*pans out to a shot where her shins have been halved*

[@erictheviking6424]

@@LimeDida In the first movie she was searching for height reduction surgeries

[@docteroh]

Jodi did too

[@BadKristy13]

Jodi: “But wait where’s Dunkleman?” The doctor: “Who do you think took those extra inches”

[@perseusveil9376]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 ok

[@matt-ct8vw]

Unironically looking forward to Tall Girl 3: Tall Way Home, featuring an extended crossover with The Kissing Booth

[@rickyricardo2280]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@kingqu33f]

and to all the boys i’ve ever loved !!!

[@Reddjet1000]

@@kingqu33f that's tall girl 4

[@theseel2718]

Starring: Hot short Guy: Wider-man Tall Girl: Tall Goblin Swedish mf: Doctor Otto Scandinavius Kimmy: ElecHo Jack: Smallman Harper: The Triggered In Cinemas July 31

[@murciadoxial8056]

tall girl 3: tall drift

[@IamTheManWithNoName]

I hope they actually make as many Tall Girl movies as there are Fast & Furious, just so Marcus and Dan can keep watching them on my behalf. Top notch boys, top notch!

[@aishas2497]

No offence but are you a supervillan because one movie would have been enough but someone thought a sequel would be a good idea.

[@Cirkusleader]

I can't wait for Tall Girl 3, Tall-kyo Drift

[@thegreathornedrat1219]

They go to space in tall girl 7

[@IamTheManWithNoName]

@@thegreathornedrat1219 she's so tall her head is always in space though

[@IamTheManWithNoName]

@@aishas2497 that's why i said they can watch it on my behalf, so I don't have to endure the torture myself :D

[@olivias364]

I can't wait for the sequel where we get to see every other Swedish person speak English with real Swedish accents, proving to the main cast that Stig & Stella are international spies who have never been to Sweden

[@TheShanicpower]

Would make more sense than the characters we got

[@luisf2793]

They actually came from The Room universe

[@olivias364]

@@TheShanicpower Would be far more interesting too

[@emalaw1329]

@@luisf2793 "They are not Swedish, it's not true, it's BULLSHIT, they are not Swedish, they are NAAHT. Oh hi, Dunklemin!"

[@Patterrz]

why did the two tall girls not simply fight for supremecy?

[@emmanuelperez3019]

right?! there can only be one true alpha

[@whiskeredwolf4861]

Why does the taller tall girl not simply _eat_ the shorter tall girl?

[@axurous1]

Oh hey Patterz

[@jordanbrown4779]

Nice gravity falls reference

[@DylanXD-]

universal might sue them for copyrighted kaiju fight

[@eclecticspaghetti]

The dad in this movie being the same actor as the dad from the live action Wimpy Kid movies is actually the best thing ever.

[@rohansharma6804]

I read the first 4 books and enjoyed them as a child but the movies weren't as good as the books

[@philipb7400]

@@rohansharma6804 the first 3 movies are masterpieces!

[@icecreamhero2375]

@@rohansharma6804 I still read the books. Big Shot is a masterpiece.

[@jjackson6082]

Steve Zahn didnt spend the 90s and 00s being awesome just to be known as the goober dad

[@aa-to6ws]

HOW DARE YOU CALL THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID TWO A BAD ADAPTATION, it's not only as good as the book, it is far more enjoyable and consistent to the source material.

[@francesco8000]

Damn, the producers are so brave to make a sequel about the most oppressed group of people on earth: slightly taller and quite wealthy white girls (with friends and a loving family). I'm so moved.

[@comradenicnation2857]

Yeah ikr they live such a hard life

[@Nemesis_T-Type]

Watching tall girl tell her black friend that she doesn't know it feels to be made fun of was hilarious

[@yuvalgabay1023]

We can't forget the millions of tall people that walk straight into a branch. Rip

[@AxioProductions]

So a Dutch girl then…this isn’t just brave, it’s bold

[@sentientmustache8360]

I’m so hyped for their next movie: *It’s not easy being a Tyrannosaurus*

[@arsen_sem5762]

As a guy that is turning 16 and is 6’2 and wears size 13 Nikes I can confirm that I do hear demons in my head

[@chocktaebolanca757]

So cool man

[@JustJuicer234]

Should probably get that checked

[@SoulSlugArts]

Just drink water or something Should fix it

[@Blue-Apple-fc9eo]

@@JustJuicer234 Nah that’s normal even I have it too.

[@sharollan789]

🧢

[@Dell-ol6hb]

I love how much awareness these movies are bringing to such an oppressed group as the rich, white, tall girls, truly groundbreaking film

[@valterfara5027]

I swear Monster's Inc. University did this better

[@luiginastro8831]

@@valterfara5027 It really did.

[@WarriorBoy]

Don't forget to mention that she's thin and looks like a model too! Must be tough!

[@gavenheglar4717]

Preach

[@FPSBuzz]

Don't forget conventionally attraction!

[@zacharryscott]

"Tall Girl in Sweden" Jodie has to deal with being in a country where she is actually just average height

[@chopmopjeter18]

And her boyfriend can tag along to have little Hobbit adventures in feeling intimidated by all the tall

[@wanamingo4961]

@@chopmopjeter18 tall girl 3: short boy

[@anbuhyuga8299]

Exactly what I was thinking, 190 is like top end of average here.

[@lukesmith6884]

@@anbuhyuga8299 like for women, asking for a friend😳

[@anbuhyuga8299]

@@lukesmith6884 I'm 180, that's like giga average, null height if you will. Litterally 75% of people i walk past are my eye lvl, so like 170~190 For me to be like "damn, how tall are you?" you have to at least reach 200. Woman or man. I asume everyone else feel the same.

[@KrandoxLP]

I expected a lot but Tall Girl having a Green Goblin arc certainly came unexpected. Can´t wait for the sequel lol

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

"Tall enough to have it all... _too short to reach it!_ "

[@ashb7]

@@halfmettlealchemist8076 "short, *AM I* ?!"

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

@@ashb7 "THIS IS WHY ONLY FOOLS DATE SHORT GIRLS, SPIDAH-MAN!"

[@bobbyb2749]

She will become the Hobgoblin, that's why there's so much orange and blue in this movie, those are his colors.

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

@@bobbyb2749 Feigi, you madlad, you've done it again

[@dracorim6370]

NETFLIX HIRE ME! I have so many ideas for this cinematic universe, my plan would be for about ten movies; Tall Girl- the original masterpiece Tall Girl 2- introducing us to the voices Short Boy - the exact same cast playing different characters in a different city with the main character being the short boy played by Dunkleman's actor Short Boy 2 - Short Boy having to overcome the voices like Jody Wide Girl - Jody's actress is just wearing a fat suit and it's her learning to accept her body Wide Girl 2 - Wide Girl again overcoming the voices Thin Boy - you get the point Thin Boy 2 - Thin Boy once again overcoming the voices Strange Girl - This is the most important movie so far as it is a prequel set in 2002/2003. The main character is a weird girl played by the same actress as Jody and it's basically the same film as Tall Girl until the ending instead of her getting together with her version of Dunkleman... she sacrifices him to a Lovecraftian Entity that destroys her entire town and she disappears, then hard cutting to Jody's parents giving birth to Jody. Far People - Tall Girl, Short Boy, Wide Girl and Thin Boy all end up in the same university where weird things are happening which climaxes with them sealing Strange Girl in an alternate dimension protecting the world from her evil plan. This could continue with the Lovecraftian Entity that Strange Girl invoked becoming the main villain.

[@cyborgcuttlefish6326]

you have my full support

[@declanmanning4764]

I was uncertain at first and the you hooked me

[@braiand_md]

This is the best comment on youtube history

[@Danny-os8lq]

This truly exceeds those heights of other cinematic universes.

[@cheek1983]

Tall Girl was already perfect, I sure can’t wait to see another heartwarming story with an all-star cast!

[@hrafnknutsson2859]

You're not serious right?

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@hrafnknutsson2859 ofc not dude

[@jeffreyisfeelingfine9997]

including angela from the office, frank heffley, and jake from statefarm

[@angela_merkeI]

*tall-star cast. C'mon

[@LazyCCP]

@@hrafnknutsson2859 of course he’s not

[@Forever_Zero]

Stig definitely deserves his own spin off movie called Swedish Boy, a movie where he can talk about the tragedy of being tall and handsome

[@TheShanicpower]

His name is Stig which is even funnier as a swedish person myself

[@Funkyent]

STIEEEEEG

[@Forever_Zero]

@@TheShanicpower oh you're completely right, ok I'll fix it

[@Flyingtart]

@@TheShanicpower Bruh my middle name is Stig, and it's my first name in the passport so I've been called "Mr. Stig" numerous times.

[@Cologram]

“I am a tall, attractive, white, cishet male, and this is why my life sucks”

[@TrashcanMan_98]

I was kinda worried that a sequel would come up short, I mean, matching the first films energy is a pretty tall order. But personally I think between the smoldering on-screen chemistry and the creative and engaging script, Tall Girl Rising: Revengeance has reached new heights.

[@Raicheru13]

This is a far better title.

[@prawn1717]

This is a fantastic comment

[@Br-kc2jy]

That's a high praise coming from you

[@perkypears]

happy 9th birthday MGR

[@BabysitterSky]

I want Tall Girl vs Buff US senator soooooo much now.

[@IndigoPhoenix21]

For Tall Girl 3: The Heightening, she's probably gonna be tall in the workplace, finally getting acceptance because she can get things from hard to reach places. Or maybe she will be a tall therapist and it will end with the prospect of her becoming a tall mom. Then the tallogy the world needed will be complete.

[@flwrsforlay]

"You're like me but you were tall sideways" had me on the floor.

[@synnamon_toast_crunch]

LMAO

[@divyanshuanand1721]

That shit fucked me up 😭😭😭

[@stuffthings9618]

They completely missed the opportunity to have TALL GIRL get really jealous of Jacks new relationship and decide to break them up in a scene where her Green Goblin voice tells her "FIRST WE ATTACK HIS HEART".

[@ashb7]

[lands in front of Swedish Tall Girl on a rooftop] "Wake up little Swede! No you're not dead yet, just paralyzed. You're an amazing creature, Swedish Tall Girl. You and I are not so different."

[@FellOff]

“ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT”

[@LanaKir3767]

@@ashb7 you deserve more like for this !!

[@stuffthings9618]

@@Minotaur256 i fuckin love you

[@liberpolo5540]

"You and I, are not so different, Tall Girl..!"

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

I love how these movies are like, "it's so difficult for tall girls to be accepted in society," as if the entire Internet didn't collectively simp over a nine-foot-tall vampire woman last year

[@Maougami]

I guess I'm living under a rock but, who are you referring to?

[@somebodyyouneverknew1095]

@@Maougami the lady from resident evil 8

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

@@Maougami Lady Dimitrescu, one of the main villains of the new Resident Evil game. Hope this helps!

[@Maougami]

Thank you! :)

[@thekursedone760]

Lmao.. facts

[@maclaren9645]

In all honesty, the "wake up Jodie, your spine reduction surgery was a success. Youre no longer a tall girl" is the perfect premise for Tall Girl 3

[@thegreenthunder5416]

Having watched Cosmonauts’s last Tall Girl video, I had pretty high expectations. They definitely had some giant shoes to fill after the last one. This story still comes across as a tall tale, like being tall isn’t a huge deal. Jodie still acts like a big jerk and a little short-sighted. But nonetheless, I’d say this was the height of my week

[@Peer_Review]

I’m glad to say it didn’t fall short, despite being such a tall order.

[@stewarthowell6781]

This was very big of you to say. Just, head and shoulders above the rest.

[@thelonegamer5862]

There was no shortages of puns in there

[@Hulkzilla0]

The sequel really did rise above the ranks.

[@boopergoober]

This film was a long time coming, it's a huge relief that it stood up to meet my high expectations.

[@wowhowbizarre8176]

Imagine if these movies were about a girl with gigantism and she just kept getting taller every movie.

[@eanderson9599]

I’d watch it

[@keksfaktor3650]

Oh i wish

[@Raicheru13]

This was the movie we needed. Instead we got this.

[@hopelessent.1700]

That would’ve been directed by David Lynch, you’re asking too much now.

[@JamesJones-ts5fl]

Honestly that’d be legitimately interesting.

[@TheRymaster10]

Can't get over how violently your cat hates the Tall Girl cinematic universe

[@appelofdoom8211]

She's short and is heightist against tall people.

[@ashb7]

She's one of those Zack Snyder's Short Boy Extended Universe fangirls

[@MrBruh-yb9qi]

I can't wait for the big crossover Tall Girl vs Boy with Cancer: Dawn of the problems

[@Evanz111]

The cat part was the best part ;~;

[@Disisdabeast]

They'd rather watch Salo...that says alot

[@SongbirdAlom]

"When your brain is that close to the sun... it does shit to you." Dan is fucking HILARIOUS. you both are. OMg. I was in stiches the whole time watching this.

[@asimplecliche6642]

The way the "Far Girl" joke had Marcus wheezing was just sooo pure. 😂

[@LeBlondeJames]

They had a chance to make a "Gone Girl" joke and they missed it.

[@alyssahopson5926]

@@LeBlondeJames I... I think that was a gone girl joke

[@emalaw1329]

@@alyssahopson5926 it really wasn't...the franchise is called Tall 'Girl', and her sister is moving 'far' away

[@L1ghtJump3r_]

@@emalaw1329 I bet like around 55% if the people who watched tall girl ingeneral watched it because Jodie’s sister is leng

[@Sudupe16]

18:54

[@Dgjserffft]

It is a historic day, the sequel long awaited since the legendary “tall girl is a bad person”😌

[@sethvanpelt5707]

Fr that video made me crackup in ways I'd never thought possible

[@skylar5790]

YOU HIT US WITH THE PLOT TWIST LOL

[@Hello-cl1gf]

"Jodie it's a prank call, I got called the n word on the bus the other day" is still hilarious.

[@jameer7565]

@@Hello-cl1gf Lmaooo with me it’s every time I hear the “it is no good I am witness protection” 🤣🤣

[@BiffTheBanana]

I never thought we'd see the day

[@spiralyt309]

They really missed out on this one. They could have followed up on that tall people cult by having short people going missing at the school and tall girl has to stop them to save Dinkleberg. Maybe have the swede turn out as the cult leader.we know tall girl was trained in self defence when a serial killer went around as mentioned in the last movie. So much potential

[@TheRealSeaCrab]

I'd legit pay a large sum of money to make this a reality.

[@synnamon_toast_crunch]

DINKLEBERG

[@AsSeenOnTV0893]

Don't let Netflix steal this idea from you

[@sumthingnvm0]

You almost described Riverdale lmao

[@DalePWhyte]

Imagine being beautiful, smart, talented, rich, happy, in a loving relationship, live in a safe neighbourhood, and attending a school where the only gossip going around is to do with someone's height. I mean, if she wasn't tall she would live a perfect life, I really hope she can overcome the trauma of her height one day.

[@sevdawolf6477]

Honestly the true character development is that you remembered Jodi's name and didn't just call her Tall Girl the whole time

[@dabeastfromdaweast9788]

When he started saying her name I literally went "wait who's that? Oh yea. The main character."

[@abrahamfarraj84]

Ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing a special time in history where movies like Tall Girl get a sequel and videos like Cosmonauts' Tall Girl review also get a sequel. Truly, all hope in humanity is not lost.

[@331Dylan]

Yin Yang, every bad has it flipped side😂

[@abrahamfarraj84]

@@331Dylan exactly lol

[@presidentjojo3418]

Movie 1. The Tall The Girl Movie 2. 2 Tall 2 Girl Movie 3. Tall Girl: Swedish Drift Movie 4. Tall Girl Movie 5. Tall 5 Movie 6. Tall Girl 6 Movie 7. Girl 7 Movie 8. Fate of the Girl Movie 9. T9 Spin-off. Dunkie and Stig

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Spin-Off: Short Guy

[@crimsonmaverick8237]

NOT GIRL 7

[@adam-gf2qb]

I'm laughing my ass of over this comment, thanks

[@Hats502]

You guys actually got me invested in the tall girl universe. We need the trilogy!

[@deanscordilis7280]

“I've watched you from deep behind Jodi’s cowardly eyes, struggling to have everything you want while the world tries to make you choose. Gods don't have to choose, Dunkleman. We take.”

[@rickyricardo2280]

💀💀😭😭😭

[@benvolio5415]

IM FUCKING DYING

[@Red_Ryan_Red]

Jody’s on sabbatical, honey.

[@jackmclean4120]

I like how everyone goes from thinking Steeg's this really cool chad to inexplicably despising him.

[@dvf1736]

it's because the main character didn't like him, thus the world revolving around her aren't allowed to like him either

[@someone8323]

@@dvf1736 THIS

[@nateharvey1300]

To Be Fair, Jodie outed Steeg to everyone as having cheated on his girlfriend at the prom or whatever. Still weirdo behavior but it is strangely consistent

[@Nenjax_Anguis]

As a woman who has been over 6 feet tall ever since she was 14, these movies make me feel so seen! *Sheds totally real tear that definitely isn't from keeping in surpressed laughter*

[@menopriezvisko94]

It's very touching and realistic to me

[@TaxTaxes]

us tall people are always seen though 😔

[@jonasquinn7977]

You had me in the first half not gonna lie

[@Mantis42]

shouldn't you always feel seen at that height?

[@EZXSniperZzz]

Well, I'll never see you because I'm blind

[@Slop_Dogg]

Tall Girl is way cooler in the comics. They really downplayed her super powers in the movie series.

[@ND-nr6mx]

Tall Girl when she's in her Lancer Omega Form could beat Goku

[@icedcapplord710]

One of the finest sequels of our time. I totally needed to see more of our conventionally attractive white girl complaining that she's 6ft and has no opportunities in the future

[@wowhowbizarre8176]

The most oppressed group hands down

[@icedcapplord710]

@@wowhowbizarre8176 so tall yet so small. a tragedy

[@Lance37a]

@Don lol

[@charliecoke7396]

The weirdest part is, they could have almost sorta maybe kinda had a point to be the movie a little if it had come out like... ten years ago? But they released the original like right in the middle of the "tall queen revolution" Like, you're gonna tell me being 6' tall is a death sentence for a girl when the biggest sex symbol in the world in 2021 was a 9'6 woman!?

[@DigitalRag3X]

Does her being white even matter?

[@T.kokoAN]

”You’re like me but you were tall sideways” had me screaming this video is too funny

[@JoJoJoker]

Tall is a good trait. That’s like making a movie called “Strong Boy”.

[@MistaZULE]

And his best friend “guy whose teeth are too white”

[@Haha-ty6xz]

I mean yeah being tall is a good thing but not always for women. Most of the time we get masculinize if we’re too tall and some of us don’t like that. Men are expected to be tall and women are expected to be small. I pretty sure you could understand why a guy would complain about being "too short", well for women it’s the opposite. The issue is more that she’s not THAT tall.

[@callnight1441]

@@Haha-ty6xz i get what your saying. the film even has that feeling. if she were like 7ft, the movie would make a lot more sense

[@jimbobbles2265]

RIP

[@icecreamhero2375]

Back in ancient times we needed tall people to get the fruit from trees.

[@MultiSkiptracer]

I think the picture shows for Tall Girl 1 and Tall Girl 2 are some of the best content on this channel. If the full commentary is as good as these videos are for the whole runtime, I'd be very tempted to contribute to the Patreon.

[@airsoft1238]

When Marcus literally zooms in on the State Farm guy and doesn't make a joke about how that's the State Farm guy lmao

[@stephendoctor6941]

Right I was waiting for it ahahah

[@UsesElevators]

I was sad about that :(

[@madelinekurtz2243]

They didn’t even ask him if it costs more to insure Tall Girls

[@arrowfan9604]

Thanks bro I needed to know I wasn’t just seeing shit

[@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343]

I wasn’t sure if I was just seeing things there. Thank you so much. 😂😂😂😂

[@chickhicks3744]

“You were tall sideways” Came here to laugh, not get personally attacked

[@FinchZeKey]

Kachiga

[@caiomesquita268]

Just like me, the small voice in my head keeps getting bigger 😔

[@brando8408]

I like how Marcus and Dan have just accepted her name as “Tall Girl.”

[@Chuked]

😩😩😩

[@lemmythetrash-goblin8291]

It's not a name. It's a title. Of honour. Of dread. Mark for her height. And gender.

[@ShibuNub3305]

Elongated Woman

[@rohansharma6804]

humongous girl Colossal girl Giant girl

[@yeehee4871]

What’s her actual name?

[@soulkibble1466]

"As a handsome high school student in his late twenties, I related so much to your speech about the struggles of being tall. I'm among 90% of male students who are all tall and wer are among the most oppressed demographic in school"

[@roadside360]

As someone who actually is 6'2" This franchise comes dangerously close to offending me

[@acycle2124]

LMAO

[@thiagocarvalho8630]

It must suck to be you, As I have learned with this movie, tall people don't have very good coordination so you must just trip and fall everywhere

[@tatersalad76]

Is it about an inch away, given that Jodie is 6'1"?

[@roadside360]

@@tatersalad76 yes

[@Chadius_Thundercock]

@@tatersalad76 hey a inch can be big difference

[@kaioblizz3440]

I love how the movie called Jodie out on how being tall isn't really an issue and just... didn't address it afterwards

[@dontenterthischannel2995]

We need a Tall Girl Cinematic universe. Laughing at Tall Girl gives me joy

[@coronelkittycannon]

The TGCU is coming...

[@pixel3042]

I'm still waiting for the Tall Girl Multiverse where she teams up with Strong boy, Smart kid, Fast corpse and Nice baby in order to defeat their archenemy, Regular Human.

[@dontenterthischannel2995]

@@pixel3042 Bad person in the Multiverse of Tallness

[@kylekitchenappliance5176]

Steig reduces the height of 50 percent of the population.

[@Dgjserffft]

Pls

[@AdamFunk]

"When your brain's that close to the sun, it.... _does_ things to you" had me cracking the fuck up. People of the future, please learn from my mistakes. Do not eat while watching this review.

[@spaceboyjones]

Jake from State Farm showing up in Tall Girl in the Multiverse of Tallness was so crazy. The audience in the theater i saw it at was going insane

[@raculpeper]

Expected to see more comments about this. Also “the Multiverse of Tallness” is hilarious 😂

[@Thurston86]

Theatre? Wasn’t this a Netflix release? Do they show those in theatres now?

[@basegod442]

I honestly thought there would be more comments about this. TBH I don’t know why I acted like I just saw Jim Carrey on screen or some shit.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@raculpeperok

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@Thurston86 the comment was just messing around lol don't read into it too much

[@hanshansen9759]

“What do you have to complain about being tall?” Tall Girl: the voices

[@Raicheru13]

This gives me a great idea for a horror movie where people start hearing voices when they reach a certain height. The taller they get, the more tortured they become. Only the short people are spared the insanity. Somebody get on that.

[@rohansharma6804]

@@Raicheru13 tall girl 3 pitch

[@jakes1566]

@@rohansharma6804 tall girl 3: schizoid arc

[@Br-kc2jy]

@@Raicheru13 The cult of tall people from the first movie are causing it to brainwash people into becoming new members... it's all coming together

[@ashb7]

​@@Raicheru13 with Tom Cruise as the protagonist, since he's immune

[@MamaMOB]

3:46 This is the third review on this movie I’ve watched and you’re the first people to point out that it’s been two years between the movies. That boy has grown like 6 inches in those two years. The height difference from the last movie is so dramatically different. Foreign exchange students tend to stay for the entire school year. So 3 months isn’t very long. I can’t unsee the orange and blue now!

[@frailty7280]

17:53 reminds me of one of my favorite bands alt-J that consists of keyboardist Gus Unger-Hamilton, drummer Thom Sonny Greene and frontman Joe Newman

[@thomashadley589]

I use this series to experience movies I could never bring myself to watch. Thank you Marcus, you truly bring the light of cringe into my life

[@EpicGamerWinXD69]

Tall Girl was our generation's The Room, this sequel better respect the shit out of that legacy!

[@goldfilms995]

Tall girl is a pretty bad flick, but it's nowhere near as bad as the room. Tall girl is just a bad film from 2019. The room is truly incomprehensible. Being shot on both digital and film, no professional screenwriting, shooting in unnecessary locations, fights on set, etc.

[@jaredcmartin98]

I’ve been waiting for this since I saw it drop on Netflix

[@LuvYourzAnthony]

Ong

[@Kohl_Barsness]

Same

[@lucario920]

ME YOO SK EXVITED I LVOE COSMONTAUT

[@Chuked]

@@lucario920 same

[@noahsmith660]

Same

[@gir2195]

Once you pointed out the blue-orange, I could no longer NOT see it. It's Castlevania all over again!

[@MySpaghettiRoom]

16:42 "Dude that was so cool" "What" "You saved Jody's shoes!" I'm literally wheezing of laughter right now 😂😂

[@reeceparriah4772]

I was watching this while using a public bathroom, and couldn’t help but laugh out loud at that 😂

[@DekuStickGamer]

How did the writers and actors ever take this seriously 🤣

[@marsmurderer9868]

@@reeceparriah4772 you were what?

[@streamline3868]

I actually can’t believe that Marcus got Edgar Wright to watch tall girl 2 with him

[@Br-kc2jy]

Still funny that he's in his left side

[@KingKryptify]

"Tall people aren't known for their coordination" So we're just gonna pretend the NBA isn't real huh? I love this Tallverse

[@CascadianRanger]

It's actually canon in the TGCU that basketball was banned in 1973 in the "tall people initiative' which as we all know, caused mass segregation and prejudices against tall people across the nation. It was only in 2004 that tall people where given equal rights to those over 5'11. Sadly, basketball has not seen a resurgence in the 15 or so years since, as anti tall sentiment still runs wild in America

[@RAAZR-]

Just proved this statement true by looking at the smaller players' handles compared to the big players. Nice try though to pick apart a minorities struggles just because you don't agree with them.

[@raidabi-thegooppagappa]

@@RAAZR-wtf being a certain height isn't the same as being a minority minority: a relatively small group of people, especially one commonly discriminated against in a community, society, or nation, differing from others in race, religion, language, or political persuasion. idk why you're so steamed

[@RAAZR-]

@@raidabi-thegooppagappa You trying to call me angry wont make me angry. You just described a tall person being a minority. Good job. Now let tall people who struggle with being mocked have this to identify with without getting your panties twisted. If the girl was black no one would say anything. Racists zoomers are wild

[@amberhernandez]

As basketball was banned, boxing became a mainstay sport in the TGCU, and short people came to dominate televised sports as we know it. Tall people were relegated to filler roles on TV, such as comedians and shopping channel hosts, while the short overlords reigned as the faces of major networks in talk show hosts, news anchors, and game show hosts. That said, tall people slowly took over service roles such as interns, janitors, garbage men and public safety jobs; when they decide to rise up once more, the nation will be powerless to stop them. They've become so integral to modern life, if they quit their jobs, America falls into chaos.

[@manofsemantics]

I love how unironically invested Marcus is in these movies.

[@171reko]

The tall girl demon part killed me. Thanks for making exam week hilarious!

[@wowhowbizarre8176]

Jodi isn’t here only Tall Gorl

[@appelofdoom8211]

Im glad she got her superpowered evil side

[@mozamr]

if Tall Girl 3 isn't called "Tall Girl 3: Swedish Drift", WE RIOT

[@nickbaham5651]

Stockholm Drift to fit with Tokyo Drift

[@Spacejellow]

And they go to sweden with Stig and the issue will be that EVERYONE is tall and shes the small one

[@Onehundredpounds]

Tall Girl 9 can be called T9

[@SolaceMcfly]

@@Spacejellow they need to hire you immediately

[@ti703]

😂😂😂

[@brettdallman3885]

It’s probably my biggest pet peeve when people use the word “anniversary” for any amount of time less than a year

[@crawlingboy]

I hate it as well Especially those like week or month ones It is not a real anniversary stop lying

[@jamilabrownie]

Is this a thing that only happens in media because it’s dumb? It makes no sense. The word ‘anniversary’ literally implies a year not a month or two weeks.

[@Br-kc2jy]

So do I, it makes no sense yet here we are celebrating three months anniversaries

[@brettdallman3885]

@@jamilabrownie no it definitely happens in real life. A lot of people I knew in high school did it and it always confused me

[@ashb7]

I'm here to celebrate the three hour anniversary of your comment

[@levienochs1038]

The recap showing the cat attack him is so funny 😂😂😂

[@mikebaxter6771]

As soon as I heard about the sequel, I immediately thought “Marcus and Dan are gonna have a field day”. Lmao

[@nerd_1356]

I was so mad when they decided to make a sequel to this tragedy and how my younger sibling are obsessed with this film...but a video making fun of this from one of my favourite creators keeps me sane :)

[@eanderson9599]

Honestly, I’m so glad we have movies that detail the struggles of wealthy, attractive, white women who are taller than the national average. Tall Girl and Tall Girl 2 are cinematic masterpieces

[@jjackson6082]

It’s kinda funny because i met a girl my height once and it was kinda weird

[@FoxyChariot]

I love this fn comment section bruh 😂😂😂

[@RAAZR-]

If only they pulled the victim card like black people do when they have to face consequences

[@scorpioigor]

@@RAAZR- Yeah, thank you for showing exactly the kind of horrible person you are. It makes the other comment I left for you even more relevant.

[@valterfara5027]

@@RAAZR- ....

[@creeperinvasion6885]

I like how instead of focusing on like the discrimination she’s face as a woman or someone with anxiety they focus on the systemic prejudice against people who are slightly taller than average

[@deadindustries2713]

Good to see the Tall Girl cinematic universe is expanding, can't wait to see her go up against Short Boy.

[@virginiamooney4105]

isn't her going up against short boy kind of the plot of this film already

[@deadindustries2713]

@@virginiamooney4105 Yes but it kinda ruins the joke no?

[@danrib4048]

Nice play on words “go up” “short boy”

[@ricniks4619]

@@virginiamooney4105 Nah next film she is going to find a *shorter* boy and date him instead of short boy.

[@horsedotcom4106]

Hello Marcus from The Cosmonaut Variety Hour, I was hoping to contact you regarding your request for a new movie franchise to review. It was really hard for me to determine if there are any good franchises even left to review. However, I came to the conclusion that the movie franchise with the most consistent quality in the modern era is the "Garfield" franchise. I would suggest starting with live action films, 'Garfield (2004)' and 'Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties (2006)'. Also make sure to watch the post credits scene of Zombieland 2, that's important so you don't get lost. After that, you continue your viewing with the beginning of the animated films, 'Garfield Gets Real (2007)'. After that is what I think many consider the "black sheep" of the franchise, 'Garfield's Fun Fest (2008)'. Finally, you actually get to watch a superhero movie anyways with 'Garfield's Pet Force (2009)'. That will conclude your viewing of the whole franchise. You can purchase 'Garfield Kart' on Steam if you need to pregame or something. I hope to hear back from you soon.

[@wonderlandwar773]

i second garfunkke

[@SpiceofLifevariety]

Very professional

[@_mango_]

I agree, live action Garfield needs to be on the Picture Show

[@RaydarVI]

Blow this up so we can see it.

[@Evanz111]

Most effort that had ever gone into a comment x

[@ratjacket704]

There's a girl at my school who is 6'3 and everyone thinks she's the coolest person on the planet. So to me, it's so goofy to see this girl being ostracized for being kind of tall. Shit's more unrealistic than a superhero movie Edit: Igot Soares just murdered a man

[@RAAZR-]

Ah yes, anecdotal evidence is so useful. In my country many girls have issues being tall which is backed up by statistics. Maybe allow them to have this to watch without other minorities shitting on it. But hey let's be fake tolerant because only the people we sympathize with deserves to be represented. Never change mentally ill zoomers, never change.

[@raidabi-thegooppagappa]

@@RAAZR- dude chill nobody gets oppressed or shit on or ends up homeless just for being tall end of story

[@RAAZR-]

@@raidabi-thegooppagappa no one claimed they did. Doesn't mean content should'nt be available for people that have a hard time being tall. And assume peoples temper elsewhere. Bye

[@raidabi-thegooppagappa]

@@RAAZR- lmao you just proved the point nobody gets made fun of for being tall and nobody claims to have been made fun of for that reason can you give me an example of a tall guy being made fun of for their height? you can't

[@scorpioigor]

@@RAAZR- Jesus fucking Christ, you are literally calling someone mentally ill over them being "fake tolerant" because they dared to say that they know a tall girl who is happy and accepted. Claim your medal on astounding hipocrisy, you earned it. Now, gee, why do ACTUAL (not other, actual) minorites shit on this movie, I wonder? Is it because that literally one of the first things said by the protagonist in this series was "Do you think you have a problem? Well, I'm tall!"? Noooo, we are probably just fake tolerant. How dare us not sympathize with a perfeclty fine and priviledged pretty white girl who's so self-centered that she thinks no one has it worse than her? We should just forget that some of us are literally in danger for just existing, because, after all, we don't have a problem, right, we're not TALLLLLLL. Your comment manages to be worse than this fucking movie. This movie, at least, isn't offensive, it's just stupid.

[@Lanesra62905]

I love the random Jake from state farm cameo that means nothing. 😂 This is the Franchise that keeps on giving.

[@reeceparriah4772]

“That was so cool!!! You saved Joadi’s shoes” Best line in the movie

[@redhotdiscoboy]

As soon as they showed the burnt turkey I instantly thought of Drew and then you clipped him in! Hell yes! Epic Collab! 🥰🥰

[@noranomics]

Can’t wait to see Jodi get over taken by the mind goblin

[@kate2582]

Mind goblin Deez nuts

[@luisf2793]

*one day at the mirror* “Make them suffer, make them wish they were dead” “Yes” “And then grant their wish” “But how” “The tall warrior strikes neither body or mind” “TELL ME HOW” “The NARDS Jodi. First we attack the nards”

[@mostafamansour2495]

@@luisf2793 I can't this is too good 🤣🤣

[@theseel2718]

Bombs that turn people into tall skeletons

[@BautistaGresch]

These dudes are funnier than most comedians, I almost die laughing at every single joke/comment!! Great content as always!

[@axelode45]

As a swede, I can tell you that Stig doesn't sound Swedish at all, like AT ALL.

[@jondoe7036]

All the Swedes over at Hollywood were too busy playing Russians.

[@axelode45]

@@jondoe7036 Hahah that's so true

[@ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel]

Holy shit, Neil Breen is Swedish.

[@axelode45]

@@ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel Aren't we all...

[@ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel]

@@axelode45 *Monotone Breen voice* No. That is not true. ... Oh no.

[@fionaorange45]

The “I’m shitting with my jeans on” joke has made my year

[@xyongrayson8007]

Freaking same 😂

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@xyongrayson8007ok

[@goneforever949]

As a short person who is 4'11", I can't believe being tall is such a problem. Short people get mad fun of more!!! And even then it doesn't matter lol

[@MePatra]

Lmaooo same I wish I was tall I’d gladly take some of her height since she’s soooo miserable

[@EmileFeik]

I mean... both short guys and tall girls get made fun of. not a competition

[@Cup_of_tea424]

Ok. Here is my two cents about "teen-drama" I hate that people assume that our greatest issues in life is school drama, from my experience (I went to both a 500 person k-12 school and to a 4000 person 9-12 school) our greatest concern is both family life, personal issues (depression, anxiety, social connection, Friendships, and SOME romantic experiments), and academic achievement. There were quite a few people in my last high school (the 4k one) that were well over 6'1 hell I'd say some reached about 7' based on how their head touched the ceiling. NO ONE legit NO ONE gave a damn about their hight. Hell, you'd be lucky to go noticed in such a school. The only way people would know you is if you did morning announcements or were a super high-grade student who did lots of APs. Actually, no one gave a shit about physical attraction, especially in the AP world. That community was toxic due to how much pressure there was to be the "best". I'd like to see a decent representation of teen life, not this stupid wishy-washy annoying "intrusive thoughts" because everyone has those and it isn't special or "concerning" what is concerning is the depression and anxiety. Have any of these filmmakers stopped by a highschool to WATCH what real teenagers do? Watch how many legs are shaking during a test, read the graffiti on the bathroom walls? How about watching a class to see how the teachers actually teach? Or how much work is assigned? What about the stigmas for the students that are AP and those that are "behind"? What about the SATs and ACTs? What about the kids that can't fucking keep up with all this shit so they smoke weed in the bathroom and knock out in class? Or the kids that disappear for months or weeks because they have no home or their parents can't take them to school. What about the kids that come to school in bruises and marks from abuse? Or the kids that have to do it all on their own because they are 1st generation? What about all the strange culture-stigmas and group-stigmas with Blacks and Hispanics and International students? I want to see that kind of film. A realistic one. Also. Very few kids make out in public, some do, but it isn't common. Also sex isn't on the forefront of everyone's mind, sexuality is. We are growing into our sexual orientation and experience comes slowly. Granted we all have different rates. I want to see kids that came from middle school and are still dating in HS, or what about the kids that crush on their teachers but can't do shit about it because it is wrong and they just have to ignore their feelings? What about the kids that come from messed up backgrounds that have no clue how to feel about sex? I want a clumsy make out not porn-star level shit. What happened to shaky hands and nervous laughter and mis coordinated moves?

[@PrionicProteins]

I'm right with you, Tia. It's rough, but never for the reasons you see on TV. You've got most of the pieces already - write it! I bet you'd do a great job.

[@iurichiba]

We know your plan, Marcus! You just wanna be a part of Tall Girl 3 to get to know the sister! …and we definitely support that, of course!

[@EllieMiller510]

The long awaited sequel to the bona fide MASTAPIECE

[@mclekfkeiwdisidido6858]

"Looks like there is a new tall girl in town" WHO WROTE THIS

[@ThePapaDragon]

20:42 "Jodie's on sabbatical, honey"

[@ZandorfToastMan]

My most anticipated KZbin video ever when Tall Girl 2 was announced. I’ve lost count how many times I’ve seen the first Tall Girl reaction. Edit: 5:45 JAKE FROM STATE FARM???

[@musicmage4114]

This is the most perfect timing. I just found out about the existence of the sequel yesterday, and immediately wondered if you'd be making a video about it like you did the first one.

[@juditalbin]

16:42 "Dude that was so cool" "What" "You saved Jody's shoes!" I'm literally wheezing of laughter right now

[@phaidreo]

I love Adam. He is the funniest dude. And his predictions are so good everytime.

[@maxwelldavidson4157]

"They'll turn on you dunkleman. But together, we could rule this highschool for ourselves..." -Goblin Tall Girl, probably

[@vanityvanityvanityvanity]

The only thing I've been looking forward in regards to Tall Girl 2 is two guys ripping on Tall Girl 2. Thank you guys for this.

[@drhumaid8614]

I swear the “far girl” joke caught me off guard, I’m fucking dying lmao

[@DualStupidity]

The "close to the sun" joke got me too good

[@TwoPairSA]

The minute I heard Tall Girl 2 was happening I thought "I really hope Cosmonaut Picture Show does a video". So glad to see this.

[@batitony]

I swear to god...if Marcus and Dan get to be in Tall Girl 3: Sweden Drift, I'mma actually watch them all with glee and sincere happiness....

[@jelmervanriet790]

I absolutely love these. Had to take at least a minute to compose myself after you made a seinfeld joke and then the girl was actually wearing the pirate shirt.

[@crablord7934]

I unironically want a random cameo of Marcus and Dan in the next movie.

[@RoseGarden17]

They should get one of the tall insults the extras get