Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) is SO STUPID! - Angry Movie Review

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@DOOMStudios
@DOOMStudios 2 жыл бұрын
When the guy said “try anything or you’re cancelled bro.” I started rooting for leather face for the entire film.
@ccz4555
@ccz4555 2 жыл бұрын
I started rooting for him there too and even harder when the old lady fucks it all up
@akmal94ibrahim
@akmal94ibrahim 2 жыл бұрын
That's the only way to watch it. Leatherface as the protagonist
@darthcinema4262
@darthcinema4262 2 жыл бұрын
They deserved to die
@kaligula785
@kaligula785 2 жыл бұрын
I think you are supposed to be rooting for him from the start. Its just extremely horribly done
@rektz2457
@rektz2457 2 жыл бұрын
I started to root for leatherface when the black guy pretty much made the guy take down the Confederate Flag. Ain't his place to do such a thing
@kushjones4848
@kushjones4848 2 жыл бұрын
I honest to god didn’t even know they made another one of these. Never saw a preview or any marketing 😂
@sirleeproductions
@sirleeproductions 2 жыл бұрын
ME EITHER
@shadowlinkbds
@shadowlinkbds 2 жыл бұрын
That just shows how bad it was if it didn't even bother with previews.
@ang3lxdust315
@ang3lxdust315 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@callsignmaverick3979
@callsignmaverick3979 2 жыл бұрын
Only heard about it yesterday from James A Janisse, he looked so disinterested in it and so was I
@chase5233
@chase5233 2 жыл бұрын
It popped up in my Netflix as a new show and just from seeing it I was like yeah nah not watching that shit
@CapEmpire
@CapEmpire 2 жыл бұрын
This movie does the whole “characters in horror movies make dumb decisions” to a new level. I’ve never wanted characters to die so badly
@lello2031
@lello2031 2 жыл бұрын
Cap. These decisions were light compared to the shit people have done in Friday the 13th and Scream franchise.
@Jay-og4yb
@Jay-og4yb 2 жыл бұрын
Ironically people under intense duress can make terribly stupid decisions because their brain takes a back seat to their instincts. The problem is, the people sitting on the couch at home eating Cheetos have all this contextual information and a completely abstract perspective on the situation to where characters "look dumb". That's why you can't make characters too realistic. People are freaking dumb, but we hate to remind ourselves of that. That's where human behavior research backfires
@turbotrup96
@turbotrup96 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, the new generation of kiddos is even more annoying, so that's consistent as far as I see it.
@premiumdude8353
@premiumdude8353 2 жыл бұрын
It's so cliché and this remake has no reason to exist.
@crow_g1639
@crow_g1639 2 жыл бұрын
Fr especially the girl with the shotgun the old lady in the original what they did to her omg its horrible
@omega1985
@omega1985 2 жыл бұрын
That “We’re gonna cancel you, bro” line in the trailer was all I needed to see. Is anyone actually surprised that this sucked?
@rpgamezzz270
@rpgamezzz270 2 жыл бұрын
A movie where the killer is hunting and murdering sjw bozos is what i want to see. A 10/10 for sure
@rektz2457
@rektz2457 2 жыл бұрын
That was actually pretty funny
@cornbredx
@cornbredx 2 жыл бұрын
AJ is. He can't ever tell by the trailer how bad a movie is going to be.
@KeeperProtector
@KeeperProtector 2 жыл бұрын
Ever since the movie was in development hell I knew it wasn't gonna be good.🤦
@Reddeatharrow
@Reddeatharrow 2 жыл бұрын
This movie is great. Just understand learherface is the hero and the snowflakes are the bad guys. It’s intentional
@SpecialOrder_937
@SpecialOrder_937 2 жыл бұрын
“Try anything and you’ll be cancelled bro “ That line was just the dumbest thing to say to a chainsaw wielding mad man The only guy I cared about was the guy the main characters wanted us to hate
@garylewis3952
@garylewis3952 2 жыл бұрын
Lol right?
@hoodcoyko8329
@hoodcoyko8329 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t understand the cancelled line, I thought only super relevant people can get cancelled.
@diabetichercules6487
@diabetichercules6487 2 жыл бұрын
The car mechanic, right?
@SpecialOrder_937
@SpecialOrder_937 2 жыл бұрын
@@diabetichercules6487 Yeah the “Red neck” , best character in the movie
@diabetichercules6487
@diabetichercules6487 2 жыл бұрын
@@SpecialOrder_937 He was the only character i cared about
@MrFreakazoid23
@MrFreakazoid23 2 жыл бұрын
“Say my name” might of been the dumbest line ever. Like I honestly would’ve been more mad if the director would’ve given him a line knowing for the last 40 some years the man hasn’t said a word.
@AMan-iv2rb
@AMan-iv2rb 2 жыл бұрын
Heisenberg?
@therealshumbucket
@therealshumbucket 2 жыл бұрын
@@AMan-iv2rb was about to say lol
@crow_g1639
@crow_g1639 2 жыл бұрын
Its on par with "do your thing cuss"
@nightmareman9960
@nightmareman9960 2 жыл бұрын
Not only has he not said a word in the past 40 years. I don’t even think he ever knew her name at all, it’s been awhile since I’ve watched the original but I don’t recall them sitting down and exchanging details while he cut her friends faces off.
@benicus18
@benicus18 2 жыл бұрын
Marthaaaaa!!!
@AsherTheAwesomeONE
@AsherTheAwesomeONE 2 жыл бұрын
A lot of the problems with these “remakes” the “fans” in charge of making these movies are trying to make the villain the hero. You cheer for the villain to kill the obnoxious people on screen. Your taking the scare out and replacing it with cheers.
@ButterCookie1984
@ButterCookie1984 2 жыл бұрын
Good point!
@CoOlKyUbI96
@CoOlKyUbI96 2 жыл бұрын
Normally that's true. And it akso applies here. But another problem I would say is that this "sequel" completely takes away every aspect that is unique about Leatherface and just makes him a generic big evil brute
@Sol4rFl4r3
@Sol4rFl4r3 2 жыл бұрын
i think most ppl are meant (and in reality) are relatable to the main characters lol, we the ones that still got minds will root against them because they're the depravity of society, take the ones in the bus and the obnoxious main characters, there are people like that that live now and are being worshipped, it's the new norm.
@goreobsessed2308
@goreobsessed2308 2 жыл бұрын
Conpletely unnecessary alot of us already cheer on the villain
@goreobsessed2308
@goreobsessed2308 2 жыл бұрын
@White Bird88 someone stop the coaster I want off
@cartergucci2949
@cartergucci2949 2 жыл бұрын
After the “try anything bro and we’ll cancel you” I started watching this a a comedy, 9/10
@John_Locke_108
@John_Locke_108 2 жыл бұрын
At that point I started skimming through the movie to get to end so I could watch Joe's review.
@Heisenberg000.
@Heisenberg000. 2 жыл бұрын
I hope that was a joke by the producers or they actually think that’s what people do nowadays
@crow_g1639
@crow_g1639 2 жыл бұрын
Commedy and dumb 10/10 and story and entairtaining .5/10
@John_Locke_108
@John_Locke_108 2 жыл бұрын
@@crow_g1639 Perfect rating for this film
@dominiclane8538
@dominiclane8538 2 жыл бұрын
@@John_Locke_108 bro you missed one of the best seens in any horror movie then lol
@obnoxious3388
@obnoxious3388 2 жыл бұрын
I never get what’s so hard about marking a horror film. It’s actually mind boggling on how annoying most of them are.
@mr.smellgood2794
@mr.smellgood2794 2 жыл бұрын
True with thev movie effects of today and all the great writers. It would be so easy to make a sadistic horror film with a backbone.
@BP-dn9nv
@BP-dn9nv 2 жыл бұрын
When a horror film is made with an ounce of passion it tends to be at least passable. When the studio forces out sequels to make a quick buck that's when they start to suck.
@paigevrbac9686
@paigevrbac9686 2 жыл бұрын
ong , it’s like nowadays movies gets the dumbest characters and the stupidest villains
@brnclandonald
@brnclandonald 2 жыл бұрын
Exhibit 1: REC great. REC 3 dumpster fire.
@sgtbaker2072
@sgtbaker2072 2 жыл бұрын
Ever seen The Endless? Seriously excellent and low-budget movie.
@stillsleeep
@stillsleeep 2 жыл бұрын
i felt the same way. the extreme stupidity of all the characters just made me root for leatherface to massacre everyone.
@ss-uc4rq
@ss-uc4rq 2 жыл бұрын
dude fr like they really could have escaped multiple times... im screaming at the tv like "BRO RUN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
@OpticHamster69
@OpticHamster69 2 жыл бұрын
That's the horror genre for you characters are incredibly stupid
@miketosandrew
@miketosandrew 2 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure making the characters unlikable, them getting what they deserve, and the audience rooting for Leatherface was the point. But judging by these comments, I’m either wrong or the vast majority missed the social commentary and satire the movie was so blatant with.
@Burstify
@Burstify 2 жыл бұрын
The only character that I was starting to enjoy was the Texan gun guy(I forgot his name) but he dies ]: at least he went against Leatherface
@stillsleeep
@stillsleeep 2 жыл бұрын
@@miketosandrew they could've made the characters unlikable without making them so dumb. none of the characters' choices made any sense even if it is satire. im all for making leatherface the hero but this wasnt it
@RosyTheRascal15
@RosyTheRascal15 2 жыл бұрын
The original 1974 is one of the best horror movies of all time, honestly if you're going to watch a sequel to it. You're better off just watching the 1986 dark comedy, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
@Burstify
@Burstify 2 жыл бұрын
Or the 2003 one
@InternacionalBoxing
@InternacionalBoxing 2 жыл бұрын
The OG is trash. The early 2000's TCM are the best
@danielventura8118
@danielventura8118 2 жыл бұрын
@@InternacionalBoxing you must not have watched a lot of horror….
@InternacionalBoxing
@InternacionalBoxing 2 жыл бұрын
@@danielventura8118 I own the original and know true horror, movies that you never probably watched. Even Sinister is better than the original TCM most Freddy movies as well 🤣
@wolfmantheimpaler
@wolfmantheimpaler 2 жыл бұрын
Because the director admits he couldn't top the OG so he just went wild with it, having dueling chainsaws and shit. Everything from the 2000's onwards made the stupid idea to try and capture the horror of the original, and fail at everything, over reliance on gore, and from Texas Chainsaw 3D onwards: "Let's make Leatherface and his family sympathetic, because homicidal cannibals are sympathetic right?!"
@isaactyler8072
@isaactyler8072 2 жыл бұрын
You lost me at "a group of SJWs bought a town" that's all I needed to hear.
@HyborianAge
@HyborianAge 2 жыл бұрын
But they get massacred.
@fuzzypanda1684
@fuzzypanda1684 Жыл бұрын
Yes, but they get massacred. And the movie accurately portrays them as insufferable, entitled idiots who are so dislikable they make leatherface the good guy. Honestly it sounds like a fantastic movie.
@NebLleb
@NebLleb Ай бұрын
@@fuzzypanda1684 Anti-SJWs keep their political bias out of watching films challenge: IMPOSSIBLE. Like come on, just because it caters to your urge to watch SJWs bite the big one doesn't make it good. You're better off enjoying it because it's just a trashy dumb slasher flick.
@fuzzypanda1684
@fuzzypanda1684 Ай бұрын
@@NebLleb Ok, here's a counter challenge: SJWs keep their political bias out of watching films. If you think they can, there are millions of Tweets, posts, rants, videos etc. of SJW's complaining of toxic masculinity, not enough diversity and any number of other things that beg to differ.
@the_reasonable_one5554
@the_reasonable_one5554 2 жыл бұрын
His character was NOT the same as the original. Leather face was not that smart or cunning in the original. They made him from a simpleton to an evil mastermind.
@cutthroat795
@cutthroat795 2 жыл бұрын
A respectable glow up
@fulcrum6760
@fulcrum6760 2 жыл бұрын
@@cutthroat795 Snotty Leatherface glow up.
@Law2120
@Law2120 2 жыл бұрын
How was he a mastermind? If you think that he was a mastermind, id hate to see your IQ test results.
@the_reasonable_one5554
@the_reasonable_one5554 2 жыл бұрын
@@Law2120 I misspoke he’s actually a genius. Also I don’t know what an IQ test is you’ll have to teach me from your all encompassing pool of knowledge.
@MrEvans1
@MrEvans1 2 жыл бұрын
To bo honest, compared with those woke people, even a toddler would look like a mastermind :))
@ScaryStoriesAt2AM
@ScaryStoriesAt2AM 2 жыл бұрын
The gore kinda took me out of it, it looked like they treated the chainsaw as a lightsaber. It went right through everything with 0 resistance. Floors, metal pipes, necks... etc etc. The brutality of the chainsaw is how visceral it is, cutting through someone should look chunky, it should get stuck and take force to go through. Not look like you're just slicing through butter.
@grandchamp12345
@grandchamp12345 2 жыл бұрын
hmmmm someone has some experience eh???
@SpacedoutSpoon
@SpacedoutSpoon 2 жыл бұрын
using a chainsaw as a weapon is just not a good idea if you've ever actually used one for it's intended use. It's heavy, and if you use it in an improper manner you risk kickback that could go right back into you and you could hurt yourself severely or even be killed.
@careyunknown3449
@careyunknown3449 2 жыл бұрын
It's a slasher movie bro....it's suppose to be a bit unrealistic
@glibglob8755
@glibglob8755 2 жыл бұрын
Quit acting like a chainsaw expert
@grandchamp12345
@grandchamp12345 2 жыл бұрын
@@SpacedoutSpoon i think thats the point, its to show the audience that bubba is a brute with some crazy strength
@ToxicAvengerCleanYourMind
@ToxicAvengerCleanYourMind 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who really respects the original for it's grisly horror I can't say it upsets me when these movies come out...it only enforces the greatness of the originals and proves, "new isn't always better"
@crow_g1639
@crow_g1639 2 жыл бұрын
Fr especially the halloween 2018 the originals are bettwe with 1,2 and h20
@twiceshy9773
@twiceshy9773 2 жыл бұрын
They did a remake of West Side Story ffs- why can't Hollywood just make original stories??!!
@MrCaboose83
@MrCaboose83 2 жыл бұрын
I give the scene of leatherface pelting the one chick off the stairs and straight into the crawl space a 10/10, hadnt laughed that hard in a long while. Great scene *chef kiss*
@dogsbreakfast4952
@dogsbreakfast4952 2 жыл бұрын
And she just gets up and crawls away 😂
@CrazyTom736
@CrazyTom736 2 жыл бұрын
gotta love Leatherface coming in with fucking Mjolnir and smashing a bitch through the floor
@spiderboy-fm3cv
@spiderboy-fm3cv 2 жыл бұрын
It was so casual lol
@Ninja_Bryden
@Ninja_Bryden 2 жыл бұрын
@@CrazyTom736 MJOLNIR LMFAO
@GrimDarkNarrator
@GrimDarkNarrator 2 жыл бұрын
I can't even remember the last time I shouted at the screen for the character's stupidity but this movie definitely got me doing that. It was fine from a technical standpoint but bad in every other way.
@mercedesm.6254
@mercedesm.6254 2 жыл бұрын
This movie deserves no credit 2003 remake was the best will be the best remake
@RJT80
@RJT80 2 жыл бұрын
I can't remember because I haven't digested a bit of pop culture in 5+, years now. I watch old movies, documentaries, and read. I haven't paid for cable in 18 years. Stop rewarding idiots who probably don't you
@Blue-bf8lv
@Blue-bf8lv 2 жыл бұрын
this! so many times i was like "JUST SHOOT!" it was annoying
@dradvyrk6162
@dradvyrk6162 2 жыл бұрын
Can you tell what happened why the character is stupid? I don't want to watch this movie, it's ok for me to be spoiled this time.
@rudesback5013
@rudesback5013 2 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie with my family and we were dying laughing throughout. 10/10 comedy wise but 1/10 as a horror movie. Leatherface blocking the bullets with his chainsaw was absolutely fucking hilarious. It was the icing on the cake.
@mehlessmidori602
@mehlessmidori602 2 жыл бұрын
Well duh. He was in a Mortal Kombat game. You can block bullets, missiles, energy projectiles, and razor sharp items. LF ain't scared unless one of those cops are named Kurtis Stryker.
@jarmopenttinen719
@jarmopenttinen719 Жыл бұрын
Yep like is it some kind of super chainsaw what Leatherface has in this movie, what doesnt get any damage by fuckin shotgun blast😂😂👌
@AedanBlackheart
@AedanBlackheart Жыл бұрын
​@@jarmopenttinen719the saw is family and family bond is strong.
@jarmopenttinen719
@jarmopenttinen719 Жыл бұрын
@@AedanBlackheart That is true😅
@themarcshark
@themarcshark 2 жыл бұрын
They made Leatherface into a Michael Myers/Jason type killer. He's basically supernatural now. Where as in the original what made it so scary was how believable it all was. Leather face was just a messed up human. Nothing in that movie broke your immersion at all
@raymondlaspina7870
@raymondlaspina7870 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, he wasn't even the main villain in the original movie, his family was.
@THE-NC2
@THE-NC2 2 жыл бұрын
@Judge Ike Jason Vorhees is betta
@CoOlKyUbI96
@CoOlKyUbI96 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly my thoughts. He was even a bit sad. To be constantly being told what to do and him trying so much to get the approval of a family that treated him badly. Yet all of a sudden in this sequel he's capable of acting on his own and not have any insecurities with no explanation??
@martmine4618
@martmine4618 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah its almost like he was inspired by a very famous real life serial killer, and that it would be silly to give him super powers.
@Sarnatuile
@Sarnatuile 2 жыл бұрын
Both Myers and Jason started as regular humans, though.
@mikekz4489
@mikekz4489 2 жыл бұрын
The people who made the movie could’ve at least had the decency to make it a stand-alone movie and not a very late direct sequel to the original. The first really stupid moment in the movie, for me, was when the black woman who watched Dante die, a giant cut along his face, wasn’t freaking out or just yelling at everyone that the man was murdered.
@freddied8479
@freddied8479 2 жыл бұрын
And then she just let the main girl get off the bus knowing what happened...
@SushiCombo
@SushiCombo 2 жыл бұрын
@KTV 4U Keeping up with his Gold's gym membership.
@lordofsucc4467
@lordofsucc4467 2 жыл бұрын
@KTV 4U Psychos are built different
@MarioBario
@MarioBario 2 жыл бұрын
To add insult to injury, not only is there an after credit scene but it teases a sequel
@legendarybreton460
@legendarybreton460 2 жыл бұрын
They ripped off Halloween, dat y
@TonyStark-vv2ne
@TonyStark-vv2ne 2 жыл бұрын
I was just laughing during the movie 😂. The acting was awful, the only decent actor dies fighting the Killer. THAT ending was perfect tho, The Killer starts dancing like he won the VICTORY ROYAL 😂😂👌!
@Daduu
@Daduu 2 жыл бұрын
Dude for real he starting dancing with the chainsaw 😂😂 like wth is this a parody
@FearTheLivingDFG
@FearTheLivingDFG 2 жыл бұрын
First Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie? That dance is a staple of the character XD
@gayoputranda5720
@gayoputranda5720 2 жыл бұрын
Watch the first movie and u will understand that dance reference
@AdaWongsButt
@AdaWongsButt 2 жыл бұрын
@@gayoputranda5720 The only reason he did that was because he cut himself and went into a retard rage. Him just dancing after a kill is moronic.
@AdaWongsButt
@AdaWongsButt 2 жыл бұрын
@@FearTheLivingDFG The only reason he did that was because he cut himself and went into a retard rage. Him just dancing after a kill is moronic.
@thehumantoeRD
@thehumantoeRD 2 жыл бұрын
I think one of the things that took me out of it was the chainsaw itself. When I think of leatherface I think of a huge logging chainsaw thats almost as big as he is.... not a little Home Depot babies first chainsaw. It made me giggle every time I saw it.
@michaelthomas5433
@michaelthomas5433 2 жыл бұрын
Well it had to fit nicely in the wall so size was probably an issue. ?;- )
@thehumantoeRD
@thehumantoeRD 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelthomas5433 true!
@tonyj9743
@tonyj9743 2 жыл бұрын
Yet that chainsaw was still slicing through objects like a godamned lightsaber!
@ImOutOfMtDew
@ImOutOfMtDew 2 жыл бұрын
He's like 70 years old he cant handle a big chainsaw anymore lol
@Immolator772
@Immolator772 2 жыл бұрын
want a big chainsaw? Watch the movie Mandy, there's a dude with the biggest chainsaw ever!
@javieremoya
@javieremoya 2 жыл бұрын
This film is going to date itself so hard… It’s messages won’t resonate any other time period than today… Classic horror is dated (sets, tech, year), but it’s themes are timeless
@ge2719
@ge2719 2 жыл бұрын
You mean sjws are finally going to either stop being stupid dumfuks or justgo away,and this movie wont make sense any more? Yaayyyyyy, I'll take that. That's not a bad thing 😂
@Ryan-kc5pl
@Ryan-kc5pl 2 жыл бұрын
@@Robert-ms2xs see them all the time. They're weird as shit because they've never had true hardships in life.
@redtukeguy4263
@redtukeguy4263 2 жыл бұрын
Well said.
@jibodagrey6500
@jibodagrey6500 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ryan-kc5pl how many "communists" do you see daily? LOL fascists are funny af
@HonkeyKong54
@HonkeyKong54 2 жыл бұрын
@@Robert-ms2xs lol they 100000% are realistic.
@kevinminney9413
@kevinminney9413 2 жыл бұрын
One big thing that stuck out to me was Leatherface’s age. Why set it in the future and go out of your way to make Leatherface look old when it has zero bearing on the film? Leatherface has zero limitations that would be associated with advanced age in the film, he’s still an unstoppable killing machine who can get shot, stabbed and cut by his own chainsaw and still be standing, not to mention there were scenes where he was sprinting with a 70lb chainsaw in hand. A chainsaw that was stashed in a dirty wall for god knows how long and worked perfectly right away no less 😂
@raymondlaspina7870
@raymondlaspina7870 2 жыл бұрын
@RunningOnEmpty exactly, Leatherface was always just a tool his family used to protect themselves, he was always just the guard dog of the family. Now they want to make him into Michael Myers 🙄
@ASSOpid
@ASSOpid 2 жыл бұрын
Chainsaws don't weight 70lbs..LOL Average weight of one is about 10 to 15lbs. But yes I agree about it starting. Also that thing never runs out of fuel and it runs soooo quite.
@geofff.3343
@geofff.3343 2 жыл бұрын
He is actually stronger 8n his 70s than he was in hisn 20s. Original Leatherface could be hurt, reacted to it, and could be outsmarted. This one isn't even human.
@СамоубийствоМышь
@СамоубийствоМышь 2 жыл бұрын
@@raymondlaspina7870 Well there have been old people that are still agile as hell sooooooooooo................
@raymondlaspina7870
@raymondlaspina7870 2 жыл бұрын
@@СамоубийствоМышь my point still stands
@felix_hernandez98
@felix_hernandez98 2 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else find it so funny when leatherface threw the hammer at the girl on the stairway. Then she flew in the air then went through the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@volkswagenjoe18
@volkswagenjoe18 2 жыл бұрын
Dude that scene was ridiculously stupid… she wasn’t even winded or bruised. She got right back up.
@boulderpunchingredfield5315
@boulderpunchingredfield5315 2 жыл бұрын
Omg so amazing. The physics in that scene were spot on.
@THE-NC2
@THE-NC2 2 жыл бұрын
*threw
@thegreatpoo2electricboogal318
@thegreatpoo2electricboogal318 2 жыл бұрын
@@THE-NC2 dude how you gonna try to correct somebody and use the wrong word 🤣
@emptysoul2757
@emptysoul2757 2 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatpoo2electricboogal318 huh
@artifice7838
@artifice7838 2 жыл бұрын
The cinematography and stuff was great, beautiful shot when Sally finds the sheriff's bodies and the lightning glows up the sky for example. Good sound design as well and the kills were ok as you said other than cg blood. So yeah, it was definitely filmed competently but the story was just bs tbh. I hope this crew get another shot with a great writer because for a slasher it was really well filmed if you just love cinema in general.
@ziontea7045
@ziontea7045 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah most Netflix films and shows always have great cinematography
@popcornwithafork
@popcornwithafork 2 жыл бұрын
I agree, it was well made for the most part despite the fake looking sets. The story though was just complete trash.
@Law2120
@Law2120 2 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed this movie.
@mersongrim
@mersongrim 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@fuzzyfennec7493
@fuzzyfennec7493 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, credit where it's due: very well shot, good editing (fast paced, not much filler), actors were decent, dialogue sounded natural, lots of gore and brutal violence You could call it simple junk food horror, and it delivered on that
@maskedathiest
@maskedathiest 2 жыл бұрын
you know you married right when your wife is saying "these women in this movie are idiots" over and over again. love her but credit where its due.....the sound design and the way it is shot.....perfection. the actor playing leather face is also a star.....the effects and killing? amazing.
@redcrow4135
@redcrow4135 2 жыл бұрын
My gf was saying the same thing😂
@lello2031
@lello2031 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone in that movie was stupid. That shouldn't be the bar for know if you married right, lol.
@SoraTheHappyEmo
@SoraTheHappyEmo 2 жыл бұрын
My fiancee hated it. I'm sending this video to her. Time to conscript another to the Angry Joe army!!
@narutouzamaki9602
@narutouzamaki9602 2 жыл бұрын
Lol u have a wife 🤣
@SoraTheHappyEmo
@SoraTheHappyEmo 2 жыл бұрын
@@narutouzamaki9602 she alternates shifts with my dakimakuras
@AstaIsAMonster
@AstaIsAMonster 2 жыл бұрын
*I ❤️ these AJ and OJ reviews the chemistry is unmatched.* 💪🏽 7:51-9:27 & 20:12-22:58 & 24:36-25:10 *Best funny moments.* 😂
@AMan-iv2rb
@AMan-iv2rb 2 жыл бұрын
The flag scene was HILARIOUS. Imagine being upset over something you wouldn't even know about unless someone told you about it
@goober69er
@goober69er 2 жыл бұрын
Today’s people are soft. The real people who lived during these atrocities would probably be offended by how sensitive people with pretty dang good lives in comparison are.
@solidskullz5736
@solidskullz5736 2 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t even aware that they made another Texas chainsaw massacre
@Ken_Mochi
@Ken_Mochi 2 жыл бұрын
same
@sirleeproductions
@sirleeproductions 2 жыл бұрын
bruh
@shadowlinkbds
@shadowlinkbds 2 жыл бұрын
Neither did I but it looks like I didn't miss much.
@jarotheboar8398
@jarotheboar8398 2 жыл бұрын
Same here, no announcements, no ad, nothing It's like they're aware that the film will suck asscheeks
@SuperMurray2009
@SuperMurray2009 2 жыл бұрын
Looks like Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a......Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Get it!? Ok I'm logging off.
@XSilentDiscipleX
@XSilentDiscipleX 2 жыл бұрын
One of my students told me today he was excited for a new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie. Looking forward to letting him know it was super shit.
@SuperMurray2009
@SuperMurray2009 2 жыл бұрын
He wont believe you
@Subject_Keter
@Subject_Keter 2 жыл бұрын
You should hype up how good it is then watch his explode. I managed to scare people with MLP "Party of One" lol
@Sol4rFl4r3
@Sol4rFl4r3 2 жыл бұрын
if you're anti the woke culture and sjw's you'll enjoy it because they get destroyed lol
@Johny40Se7en
@Johny40Se7en 2 жыл бұрын
When the audience is collectively voting for the baddie to win, you just KNOW that the "good" characters are f*cking annoying as shit and useless 😅😂🤣 Great review, love the banter all the way through 👍
@lello2031
@lello2031 2 жыл бұрын
Teens and slashers. Has anyone actually not rooted for Jason, Freddy or MM?
@augierivera3290
@augierivera3290 2 жыл бұрын
OJ is right: the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was based on Ed Gein and his story, who lived in Plainfield, Wisconsin. I was with the movie (enjoying, not loving) up until the third act. All of the choices made there were absolutely fucking stupid, especially involving Sally Hardesty.
@arcotroll8530
@arcotroll8530 2 жыл бұрын
Hi. Did you get any idea why THE FUCK did that stupid driver stop the bus opened the door and got off? They show absolutely no valid reason for it I'm sure.
@augierivera3290
@augierivera3290 2 жыл бұрын
@@arcotroll8530 The whole third act is a hot mess. Like, I would’ve been driving on the rims. Why the hell get out?!
@arcotroll8530
@arcotroll8530 2 жыл бұрын
@@augierivera3290 Yeah, there isn't a single frame explaining why he stopped. How can they be so inept?
@420simpson
@420simpson 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah is weird how people think the original is a true story. Yeah it’s based off Ed Gein…. but there was no dude in Texas who killed people with a chainsaw. Kinda like Blair witch just tricked people into thinking it’s a true story. The true part was just a killer who kept human body parts as tokens from his kills and wore their skin as a mask. Same dude buffalo bill in Silence of the Lambs is based off.
@lacydoe
@lacydoe 2 жыл бұрын
@@arcotroll8530 you hear the chainsaw a little after the cam pans to leather face in the alley when the bus just starts to move. He prob got a tire. That was light though. How the hell did that lady get up after being gutted by a chainsaw, lifted up in the air on the chainsaw, get tossed 20 ft and still be able to let off two shots 10 mins later………… oh and be able to talk and out a shell in the shotgun Lls
@PixelPhantom85
@PixelPhantom85 2 жыл бұрын
I expected this to be bad. I enjoyed the kills and was happy to see all the annoying ass characters be killed off.
@Schrogs
@Schrogs 2 жыл бұрын
Same here. Actually enjoyed it quite a bit
@jr_fishing9287
@jr_fishing9287 2 жыл бұрын
just watched this during my weekend trip to San Antonio. me and my wife were laughing so hard at how stupid this movie was.
@Eleiem
@Eleiem 2 жыл бұрын
4 mins into the movie and I was already rooting for Leatherface. Were the producers trying to make us hate the protagonist or are they just THAT oblivious?
@Userunknown0010
@Userunknown0010 2 жыл бұрын
Right at that movie mark i was saying o please god can leatherface come and kill every single one of them , please dear lord ! Hahaha
@fillerbunnyninjashark271
@fillerbunnyninjashark271 2 жыл бұрын
That's always the point of a slasher
@1997lordofdoom
@1997lordofdoom 2 жыл бұрын
You were supposed to hate them, the movie also tells you that they were wrong about owning the house since the find that the old lady did indeed pay off her debt.
@oeab8167
@oeab8167 2 жыл бұрын
I know
@TheSentientCentral
@TheSentientCentral 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the original Texas chainsaw massacre movie from 74. Sally is my favorite scream queen. I love Halloween and even the 2018 film. Halloween 2018 has its problems, but thats the one where we made mostly all the right decisions. Not so much with this movie. If you're going to bring Sally back, use her! I love Sally, but honestly, I'd like this movie more if it focused on Leather face and made at least one of the influencers liveable. Adding her felt too tacked on and not developed enough, it would have been better if they left her out of the movie. The reason it worked at all for Halloween 2018 is because the OG actress was still alive and they focused on her story. ... Still better than Texas chainsaw 3D LMAFO.
@fedoraking3611
@fedoraking3611 2 жыл бұрын
I always feel like horror movies have the hardest time being consistently good. It's either 1 good movie and bad sequels; or they're all bad, but they keep making them anyway.
@nickrivas6429
@nickrivas6429 2 жыл бұрын
Horror movies are the best example of studio suits pushing something for the sake of money.
@THE-NC2
@THE-NC2 2 жыл бұрын
True, but horror movies now always have bad remakes
@CoOlKyUbI96
@CoOlKyUbI96 2 жыл бұрын
Part of the issue I think also has to do with how most people on average don't seem to care about consistently holding horror films to high standards. For some, as long as there are jump scares, it's good enough for them.
@EvilDemon69
@EvilDemon69 2 жыл бұрын
@@nickrivas6429 You think they making movies for free not even Charlie Chaplins movies were free 😂
@nickrivas6429
@nickrivas6429 2 жыл бұрын
@@EvilDemon69 Yes movies are made to make money smartass. However movies are also entertainment and an artform. Certain Horror movies are made to be a one and done story. But studio exces have always pushed squeals to them just to milk it. It's no different to how companies like EA and Activision over monetize videos games. This just ends up ruining horror movie franchises and we end up with worse and worse quality writing and acting. If you truly wanna make money, make a good horror movie and if a franchise is gonna be made then do it in a clever manner.
@g-moneyy7707
@g-moneyy7707 2 жыл бұрын
It was more a comedy than horror. Any person with decent firearm skills could kill leather face SOOO easily with that shotgun. And that’s basically every American lol
@destrocrimson
@destrocrimson 2 жыл бұрын
I think its the idea that you have to lacking a "big" dick to be good with a firearm. Ive run into many anti gun people and thats the go too insult when they find out you can shoot a gun.
@S1D3W1ND3R015
@S1D3W1ND3R015 2 жыл бұрын
I was rooting for leatherface in the first 5 mins when they were harassing a man for his 2A rights. I find it ironic (may be the point in the movie idk) that she USES A GUN to protect herself. Only like 99% of gun owners in America.
@S1D3W1ND3R015
@S1D3W1ND3R015 2 жыл бұрын
@@destrocrimson Yep. Pretty much bodyshaming anyone who carries a gun for protection. "MuSt HaVE a SmaaLL dICk)
@jeremygarcia25
@jeremygarcia25 2 жыл бұрын
@@destrocrimson eh fuck em I went to a few protect the second protests gun people are fucking awesome. Pick a guy say hey I like your gun then get sold on the gun fuck yea :p anti gun people are sticks In the mud
@destrocrimson
@destrocrimson 2 жыл бұрын
@@S1D3W1ND3R015 I really dont know the way the movie flips back and forth. The bro your going to get cancelled thing was such an chance to say f u to those types by having leatherface kill them all right then and there
@Neogueye
@Neogueye 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he made that little dance with the chainsaw at the end of the movie 😂
@igretrovods9189
@igretrovods9189 2 жыл бұрын
Just like in the original
@antonioricaud5308
@antonioricaud5308 2 жыл бұрын
It's Texas Chainsaw Massacre tradition that someone does a little dance with a chainsaw at the very end of the movie.
@dominiclane8538
@dominiclane8538 2 жыл бұрын
Hard-core butcher ,angry Jo is a mug
@leedaneil4997
@leedaneil4997 2 жыл бұрын
Emote
@Dreggy990
@Dreggy990 2 жыл бұрын
Love how Alex was like “nah not going to do it”
@loudtaste1046
@loudtaste1046 2 жыл бұрын
Smart man
@itachi112ify
@itachi112ify 2 жыл бұрын
3 out of 10 is too generous for this trash heap, it’s definitely 1 out of 10 territory
@ButterCookie1984
@ButterCookie1984 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@drlee2
@drlee2 2 жыл бұрын
Even when Angry Joe hates something, he still finds a way to overrate it! lol
@rigbone6227
@rigbone6227 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I love the scene in the bus, freaking leather face walks into a bus full of people with his chainsaw, how do the people react? ‘Pulls phone out’, “try anything and you’re cancelled!” I am not a huge fan of gore, but I forgot it was a horror film for a second as I remembered the trailer where the next words were “Oh shit” then gets brutally chainsawed. Don’t know why but I feel like that would have been a scene from a parody or comedy skit about the horror genre, but after seeing that seen in the trailer I could not help but laugh, “try anything and your cancelled” proceeds to try anyways with chainsaw.
@JohnDoe-sl6di
@JohnDoe-sl6di 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t write a good story so pander to the lowest common denominator
@jessebrown1996
@jessebrown1996 2 жыл бұрын
Just such a bad decision, majority of horror fans aren't right wing yet this entire movie just felt like right propaganda.
@StoneColdElvisCat316
@StoneColdElvisCat316 Жыл бұрын
@@jessebrown1996 i don't see any propaganda. This movie was ridiculous on multiple levels and i don't see any politics involved within it.
@morriganrenfield8240
@morriganrenfield8240 Жыл бұрын
@@StoneColdElvisCat316 yeah there’s no politics. Canceling is ANY side of the political sphere
@St3veHimself
@St3veHimself 2 жыл бұрын
When they crashed the Sally's car, you cant really blame that on the characters. They were probably trying to turn on the cars auto pilot
@Redmist-se7ld
@Redmist-se7ld 2 жыл бұрын
They should have driven away plus they wasted the character sally
@CharlieCabralos
@CharlieCabralos 2 жыл бұрын
@@Redmist-se7ld I think her character was almost redeemed after getting fucking annihilated and then still coming back to save the girl and toss her the shotgun. Everything else she did was so ducking dumb tho
@Garciai-lp4jd
@Garciai-lp4jd 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@C.Mustard
@C.Mustard 2 жыл бұрын
I doubt auto pilot would even work in that area.
@punishedghost4970
@punishedghost4970 2 жыл бұрын
My biggest issue was how overpowered Leatherface was. Dude gets shot like what three times and gets stabbed in the gut and only slightly bleeds out?
@mdalos0624
@mdalos0624 2 жыл бұрын
I agree Leatherface is just a human being not muscular Michael myers
@white-eyed
@white-eyed 2 жыл бұрын
agreed, too Jason like.
@greedyyawgoo5635
@greedyyawgoo5635 2 жыл бұрын
not only that he is supposed to be a very old man....
@XDarksoulX1129
@XDarksoulX1129 2 жыл бұрын
That’s him in all of them
@exvalos6402
@exvalos6402 2 жыл бұрын
Dont forget he also drowned, yet caught up to the car in the end. Not to mention his super strength.
@jojowisa1270
@jojowisa1270 2 жыл бұрын
The Joe Other Joe charisma is why I watch. Nothing makes me smile harder than hearing g you guys interact. I lost all emotion but you guys with no drugs can make the world happy
@Beatle4sale
@Beatle4sale 2 жыл бұрын
The ending was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while!
@bko7492
@bko7492 2 жыл бұрын
The dude literally emoted on his kill
@AggressiveSushi
@AggressiveSushi 2 жыл бұрын
@@bko7492 that was the best part of the movie for me lmao. the taunt was glorious then he goes crazy swinging the saw around
@nightmareman9960
@nightmareman9960 2 жыл бұрын
Man i was so pissed off screaming when they shot leather face twice in the chest with a 12 gauge then uppercut him with a chainsaw. (which wasn’t even rev’d btw) all I wanted was that chick to die and my boy pulled through as soon as they got in the car I knew exact where this was going.
@jaydawg7229
@jaydawg7229 2 жыл бұрын
@@bko7492 it's the saw dance from the first movie...just in case nobody knew🤣
@ShaneStanley109
@ShaneStanley109 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@compatriot852
@compatriot852 2 жыл бұрын
I definitely have to say this is a clear candidate for the worst movie of 2022
@jakey14344
@jakey14344 2 жыл бұрын
> worst movie of 2020 Bruce Willis be like: pfft. Amateurs.
@anthonyf616
@anthonyf616 2 жыл бұрын
Its February.....
@redtukeguy4263
@redtukeguy4263 2 жыл бұрын
Lots of time for more stinkers!
@KAMP_HaVok
@KAMP_HaVok 2 жыл бұрын
Nahhh it’s not that bad
@CoOlKyUbI96
@CoOlKyUbI96 2 жыл бұрын
I'll probably wait and see before maybe adding it as a candidate for worst film of the year. But it's definitely very bad. It's a giant turd
@theschubey5878
@theschubey5878 2 жыл бұрын
Besides the gore The shots, framing, lighting and subtleties were my favorite part (showing the time within the pickup Showing us how much more time before daylight, the flashes of the mothers face in the buses windows as he chops up the bus people). I completely agree on the mixed message. With good films they leave you feeling your own way about the intended direction of the film but here I think it’s more like They didn’t know the message they were trying to deliver When the country crypt keeper lady got “not” killed The film cringe level went full max but the sister using the saw felt like a TCM2 homage and when she got dead at the end I was like FINALLY
@JasonSmith-gn9zj
@JasonSmith-gn9zj 2 жыл бұрын
I’m amazed at how long that chain saw was able to run without being refuled, not even once
@Schrogs
@Schrogs 2 жыл бұрын
It is also bullet proof haha
@joshual6305
@joshual6305 2 жыл бұрын
And after being in a wall for 30 years
@trevertravis8963
@trevertravis8963 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a hybrid. What with climate change and all.
@raymondhinds3199
@raymondhinds3199 2 жыл бұрын
it's a black & decker what do you expect?
@raymondhinds3199
@raymondhinds3199 2 жыл бұрын
@@jmedrano704 yes it was..
@jamesmiller6294
@jamesmiller6294 2 жыл бұрын
I made it to the part where the old lady locked them in the car couldn’t watch anymore after that lol it was sooooo stupid they had to be doing this strictly for the kills
@dmon3331
@dmon3331 2 жыл бұрын
Duh why else do slasher movies get made?
@tydendurler9574
@tydendurler9574 2 жыл бұрын
@@dmon3331 people are so dumbed down with their Netflix and shit, they watch Red Notice and say "yeah, great movie, had so much fun" and then they watch TCM and say "boooh ahaha what a dumb movie"😒
@DANE89
@DANE89 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I got to the bus scene, then I had to bail 🤣 the bad acting was just to muchh
@RVered
@RVered 2 жыл бұрын
I never thought the OG was scary, nor was it a perfect film. But it's like Sam Raimi's Spiderman; it's so weird, bizarre and unique, there's nothing else like it. And this movie, if there wasn't a face-wearing chainsaw-wielding murderer, could've been any other horror movie from the past ten years. As a movie buff, I'm convinced they reworked the plot to fit this universe. It was originally an idea for a different film that they just slapped a famous IP all over.
@AdaWongsButt
@AdaWongsButt 2 жыл бұрын
The difference is, the OG TCM and SR's Spiderman are GOOD. Not perfect and certainly not without kookiness. But still GOOD. This is shit, even if it did end up being a one off slasher it's still BAD.
@RVered
@RVered 2 жыл бұрын
@@AdaWongsButt honestly, I'm more forgiving of failure than a lack of originality; I'd rather a movie be bad than be a copy-paste of every other movie. But this movie is somehow both.
@frosty4416
@frosty4416 2 жыл бұрын
I was laughing the whole time especially end when he cut the girls head off and was holding it up like the rock with a title belt lmfaooo
@leonardolopes6360
@leonardolopes6360 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but that was so unexpected, like he did all that in 4s, I blinked and looked at my phone and he was hailimg the head
@TonyCox1351
@TonyCox1351 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah this movie rocked. Loved watching the ‘dumb millenial’ caricatures get slaughtered. I think the people hating it just weren’t in on the joke
@erainmartinez8175
@erainmartinez8175 2 жыл бұрын
this dumb movie existed
@CheesyNoodlez
@CheesyNoodlez 2 жыл бұрын
That was the best part of the movie. Her and Dante were absolutely insufferable
@leonardolopes6360
@leonardolopes6360 2 жыл бұрын
@@CheesyNoodlez Dante's death and that black girl's one were the best imo, I found them obnoxious and hateful as hell,both were trashy af
@ThePhillydon22
@ThePhillydon22 2 жыл бұрын
Man I wouldve loved to see Alex tear this one up but good on him for getting out of this lmao
@TomLehockySVK
@TomLehockySVK 2 жыл бұрын
Would "have". Or do you also say "I of a surprise for you" ?
@datboiparsa3430
@datboiparsa3430 2 жыл бұрын
@@TomLehockySVK 🤓
@Amber_xo_133
@Amber_xo_133 2 жыл бұрын
The first Texas Chainsaw movie to feature the original's main character, Sally. However, in this film, she is played by Olwen Fouéré as the original actor, Marilyn Burns, tragically passed away on August 5, 2014. The film was initially stated for a theatrical release sometime in 2021 but all plans were scrapped due to a string of disastrous test screenings. It was subsequently sold to Netflix. On August 24, 2020, initial directors and brothers Ryan Tohill and Andy Tohill split from the project during the film's first week of production in Bulgaria. The duo was replaced with David Blue Garcia, who scrapped and reshot the previous footage. John Larroquette serves as the Narrator in this film, as well the original 1974 version. Like all other sequels and remakes of the Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and unlike the original, this version contracts "chainsaw" into a single word in the title. The sound effect of the barbecue lid being opened is a musical cue from the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre. The population sign at the edge of Harlow says "population 1974" which is the year the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre film was released. The name of the county the film takes place in as well as the Sheriff's department is "Hooper County". This is a nod to the co-creater of TCM as well as the original 1974 film's director: Tobe Hooper The road sign says Harlow pop. 1974. The original movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, came out in year of 1974. Kill Count: 7 + 9 (shown) on bus = 16 (more were assumed killed off-camera on bus) (+1 if you count Leatherface's mom)
@raidermaxx2324
@raidermaxx2324 2 жыл бұрын
this comment was actually a decent informative comment, which is like finding a unicorn irl in this comment section
@hoodaguy
@hoodaguy 2 жыл бұрын
It was DOA when the synopsis starts with "In this sequel, influencers looking to..."
@eric_of_weird2776
@eric_of_weird2776 2 жыл бұрын
When I read "A group of influencers" my expectations hit the floor. After I watched it I realized the floor was to high. I had to spend two hours in the basement to even things out.
@gam3rtim352
@gam3rtim352 2 жыл бұрын
Character: “I don’t like guns.” Character: Moves to Texas… The gun state.
@ThisNameIsBanned
@ThisNameIsBanned 2 жыл бұрын
Every time a studio is re-working a "final shot" by any director, they should include it at least in some kind of product as extra material. So fans can decide if it was better or not.
@fillerbunnyninjashark271
@fillerbunnyninjashark271 2 жыл бұрын
With blu-ray being internet dependent and streaming prevalent with everything, you'd think they'd just give an option to vote...
@crow_g1639
@crow_g1639 2 жыл бұрын
It was trash regarless
@tacitus6384
@tacitus6384 2 жыл бұрын
How do you fuck up a movie about Leatherface massacring a bunch of self-righteous SJWs? This should've been internet gold.
@SLG493
@SLG493 2 жыл бұрын
This film is amazing. The whole point of the movie is the opposite of go woke go broke. Watching leatherface kill all the politically correct SJWs was the most therapeutic thing I have seen in ages. Leatherface is the good guy.
@jekblom123
@jekblom123 2 жыл бұрын
Well these people are "woke", and their bodies get "broke"... with a chainsaw.
@raymondlaspina7870
@raymondlaspina7870 2 жыл бұрын
None of that makes the movie any good. It's still a dumpster fire of a movie
@petervenkman9838
@petervenkman9838 2 жыл бұрын
@@raymondlaspina7870 Nah its really not. Its intentionally stupid because its not trying to be some really complex social commentary. It's actually mocking that by making the characters obvious assholes that think they're the moral authority but then showing how little leatherface cares by just having him brutalise them. It's more faithful to the original movie than any of the remakes or remasters that have come out over the past 20 years. At least this one doesn't try to be really complex or deep, it just sets a decent backdrop with extremely obnoxious characters then has leatherface massacre them in creative and extremely entertaining ways. As someone old enough to remember back when the slasher genre started let me tell you they were all always intentionally dumb. The characters were very rarely likeable and the stories were never considered genius level writing. No one cared back then, you went to slashers to see people get slashed. No dumbass agenda, no stupid social commentary, just good gory fun. This movie has that in spades.
@SLG493
@SLG493 2 жыл бұрын
@@petervenkman9838 Well said 👍🤘
@SLG493
@SLG493 2 жыл бұрын
@@raymondlaspina7870 Nope it was great fun and you seriously underestimate how fun it was to watch the millennials get toasted!!!
@DanielGarcia-us7tf
@DanielGarcia-us7tf 2 жыл бұрын
I would like to see in a sequel that takes place several days later for a priest of another town to take Leatherface in when he finds him by the side of the road malnourished. The priest by giving him shelter and soothing his violent ways by being caring and accepting along with a family member of his. The priest could be someone that has been a war veteran and is struggling with the violence within him as he has many weapons in his house. Then if someone like a family member of the priest from that town gets killed by the problematic son of the most powerful politician of the town that covers up for him every time then that would have the priest and Leatherface unleashed against the corrupt people that work for the mayor. All this needs is a despicable villain to be the mayor like a Clancy Brown or a John Malkovich and a likeable lead to be the priest which could be someone like Michael Rooker, Ed Harris, Devon Sawa, Scott Adkins or Bob Odenkirk.
@kato093
@kato093 2 жыл бұрын
And the mayor is a super woke Californian that wants to turn a texan town into a bum city, giving away free crack and crack pipes from the secret governament crack supply they import by smuggling Mexican children.
@1997lordofdoom
@1997lordofdoom 2 жыл бұрын
@@kato093 You watch too much Fox news buddy.
@kato093
@kato093 2 жыл бұрын
@@1997lordofdoom i don't watch fox news buddy. That is what CNN told you that fox news says, because CNN and MSNBS don't talk about news, they talk about how fox and trump, both bad. DEA: " most illegal drugs enter via mexico". Border patrol "drug smuggling surges and cartels are concentrating on sending meth, heroin and fentanyl from Mexico to US". Biden and US officials "smuggle hundreds of thousands of illegal Mexicans across the entire US using planes and buses. Decide to give away drug kits with crack pipes and needles"... Mmmmmm.....i Wonder if those are connected....mmm...it's not like the US has ever supplied crack to the blacks...it's not like the us smuggled cocaine from Columbia and Mexico with El Chapo and Pablo escobar...it's not like the US smuggled a fuckton of opium and heroine from Afghanistan.... The biggest druglord in the world is the US governament buddy
@raidermaxx2324
@raidermaxx2324 2 жыл бұрын
wow this oddly specific.. This a fantasy of your for awhile??
@S1D3W1ND3R015
@S1D3W1ND3R015 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't even last 5 minutes as they were literally harassing a guy for his 2A rights at the gas station. In Texas. You don't like guns. Move to California or UK/Australia.
@rektz2457
@rektz2457 2 жыл бұрын
Facts! Sjw nazis hate America
@S1D3W1ND3R015
@S1D3W1ND3R015 2 жыл бұрын
Then she uses a gun to protect herself. Only like 99% of gun owners in America yet she harassed a man in the beginning.
@dislikebutton2837
@dislikebutton2837 2 жыл бұрын
Bro it’s a movie lmao they really got you that triggered
@S1D3W1ND3R015
@S1D3W1ND3R015 2 жыл бұрын
@@dislikebutton2837 Didn't know I wasn't allowed to give my opinion on a video giving opinions. My bad dude.
@dislikebutton2837
@dislikebutton2837 2 жыл бұрын
@@S1D3W1ND3R015 dam sounding real liberal to me
@AndreaDuh
@AndreaDuh 2 жыл бұрын
"We hate guns." Also, "Let's move to an abandoned town in the middle of deep red Texas."
@stevensmith5784
@stevensmith5784 2 жыл бұрын
Having watched this whole video, without watching this movie, without any intention of ever seeing it in the future, sounds like the message in this movie was: *Don't mess with Texas*
@ChaosPrototypeIX
@ChaosPrototypeIX 2 жыл бұрын
This just hit me, what if this movie is made just to be one huge dump on those cringe influencers/sjws and make fun of them? What if people who made it actually hate them with that much of a passion? That would actually make me appreciate the movie.
@Vonsiatsky
@Vonsiatsky 2 жыл бұрын
Keep dreaming.... unfortunately they were 1000% serious.
@retronerds6884
@retronerds6884 2 жыл бұрын
You know everybody tried to use this with that woke sex and the city reboot and I'll tell you the same thing I told them you know damn well that creators are sjws 🤣😭
@freddied8479
@freddied8479 2 жыл бұрын
@@retronerds6884 I doubt it. That bus scene was clearly meant to make fun of people like that.
@TheJegame
@TheJegame 2 жыл бұрын
Even if that's the case, take in consideration that Texas Chainsaw Massacre comes from a real story, wich is even worst than what you see in the OG movies. The simple fact that the leather face got popular gives me the chill when I think that people were actually killed by a monster. I can get by the slashers, Jason, Freddy Krugger, Michael Myers been the "cool" killer, kimda like the last Haloween did, where you WANT to see him kill people. Difference is, Myers doesnt exist, or st least isnt 100% based on a real life event where kids got torture and skinned so that this fucking evil of a thing could do masks and furnitures out of it.
@bigbeefy111
@bigbeefy111 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheJegame Who is leatherface based on? I thought he was based on Ed Geen.
@Abrokensword
@Abrokensword 2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely enjoyed it. Not for any of the reasons the director intended but I laughed the entire time.
@FearTheLivingDFG
@FearTheLivingDFG 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly think it was intended. The characters are unlikeable and the kills are over the top. He literally throws a hammer like Thor as well as his chainsaw.
@bransonbenson9520
@bransonbenson9520 2 жыл бұрын
I loved this movie idk wat these people are thinking
@drakashrakenburgproduction5369
@drakashrakenburgproduction5369 2 жыл бұрын
@@bransonbenson9520 That they know what a good movie is and you don't?
@tylerking93
@tylerking93 2 жыл бұрын
Was it stupid? YES…. Was it entertaining? YES!!!!!!! Really enjoyed it and want to watch it again.
@greedyyawgoo5635
@greedyyawgoo5635 2 жыл бұрын
Yes esp this movie is clearly about a Killer who massacres a bunch of SJW...
@summerforever6736
@summerforever6736 2 жыл бұрын
Idid buy it on VHS
@TampaAries
@TampaAries 2 жыл бұрын
Movie was extremely boring.
@ObliviousJordan
@ObliviousJordan 2 жыл бұрын
Man I can’t wait to NOT watch this movie again wtf
@John_Locke_108
@John_Locke_108 2 жыл бұрын
@@summerforever6736 😄
@clericofchaos1
@clericofchaos1 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite was the one with R. Lee Ermy. The sawyer family is awesome and leatherface was a really cool threat.
@lifeisberserk9566
@lifeisberserk9566 2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@Starfals
@Starfals 2 жыл бұрын
Lesson of the movie - Guns are bad, but if there is a chainsaw against you, guns are great!
@ChaosPrototypeIX
@ChaosPrototypeIX 2 жыл бұрын
The "massacre" part of the movie name was actually referring to the massacring of the franchise and taking a dump on it before pissing on it.
@CharlieCabralos
@CharlieCabralos 2 жыл бұрын
I did enjoy how they changed the setting of the movie, it wasn’t just a big house in the middle of no where and long stretches of nothing. I think they could have used the little town way more, but I would have been so bored if it was just one house. That’s the only good thing I gotta say.
@Law2120
@Law2120 2 жыл бұрын
I liked the after credit scene shows letherface go back to the house. Awesome
@admworldent
@admworldent 2 жыл бұрын
When she threw them the keys and said “you can leave now” I was like wtf. Why make them wait after you didn’t kill leatherface which was your point in the beginning. Comical
@LimeGuy101
@LimeGuy101 2 жыл бұрын
"The real Texas Chainsaw"....my guys, there was no real Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the marketing and intro for the original film said it was based on true events, this was a fabrication. It was extremely loosely based on Ed Gein, look him up. The original horror film "Psycho" was also loosely based on Ed Gein, so I guess you could say TCM was based on Psycho? Still a stretch, and yeah there was no real Chainsaw Massacre, ever.
@markcostello5120
@markcostello5120 2 жыл бұрын
A magical chainsaw that cuts through cast iron sewage pipes and doesn't blunt, starts after 50years in a wall with no rust on any exposed surfaces. With magical fuel that will still burn after 50 years. Totally believable..
@ladycheyne5607
@ladycheyne5607 2 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing and my friend's husband told me to turn my brain off for a minute 🤣🤣 I was totally not believing that saws can go through that much bone and wetness and not shut off.
@rulsey23
@rulsey23 2 жыл бұрын
Love it that the movie reviews are here to stay. I remember the old days where ppl would b1tch about them. keep up the good work
@raidermaxx2324
@raidermaxx2324 2 жыл бұрын
well thats because movies are pretty lame and are becoming "irrelevant" as more and more interactive and epic video games take their place. Would you rather have watched a two hour movie about Leatherface, or "play the part" as leatherface in a 30 hour video game with platinum achievements for murdering all liberals?
@hurdthenerd
@hurdthenerd 2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting on y’all to mention that stupid chainsaw slide across the floor to hit the girl in the leg lol. This movie had so many stupid moments. The ranger lady gets a chainsaw in the gut literally picked up by it and tossed to the trash. Yet she’s still able to be alive somehow. Girl on the bus tried to exit a window, instead of going out the freaking door.. 🤦🏽‍♂️
@DrunkStormtrooper
@DrunkStormtrooper 2 жыл бұрын
“These sjw’s are just shitty people” Me: yeah what else is new
@aFlyMothaLova
@aFlyMothaLova 2 жыл бұрын
All are lol
@DrunkStormtrooper
@DrunkStormtrooper 2 жыл бұрын
@@aFlyMothaLova amen to that
@raidermaxx2324
@raidermaxx2324 2 жыл бұрын
says the literal "nazi stormtroper" and all around nice incel guy
@x_VALTIEL_x
@x_VALTIEL_x 2 жыл бұрын
@raidermaxx23 Cringe, you obviously don't even know what incel means, but you wouldn't be a stereotypical sjw if you wouldn't start an argument without using the words "Nazi, sexist, racist, incel, homophobe, transphobe" 😂 What a cliche lmao
@raidermaxx2324
@raidermaxx2324 2 жыл бұрын
@@x_VALTIEL_x Ok so you believe that there is no systemic racism in our justice system? And that police are not overly violent towards minorities? You talk a big game, so prove it. LMAO
@laurwolfxd_3830
@laurwolfxd_3830 2 жыл бұрын
I guess the message here was 'overcome your fears' or 'You're stronger than you think' because first we have this girl Layla, she overcomes her fear of guns when she starts using guns towards the end of the movie and then you have Sally who even though went through some crazy sh*t dealing with Cannibals/Butchers, was shown dealing/working with meat like a Butcher. Not only that but the fact that she also stayed in Texas even though Leatherface was never found by the cops
@keijijohnson9754
@keijijohnson9754 2 жыл бұрын
No wonder it’s taken them so long to actually SHOW something from this movie until a couple weeks prior to its release. They had to have known how sucky and idiotic this was going to be! Even Halloween Kills was better than this and I LIKED that movie a whole lot! And the fact that they’re trying to continue this with a sequel is insulting in itself when this should’ve been a one and done thing.
@christrevor3450
@christrevor3450 2 жыл бұрын
Saw the “wokeness” and “current year” syndrome in the trailer and knew it would suck. Decided to give it a shot anyway just incase I was being judgmental. Couldn’t make it past like the first two kills
@samymasaal208
@samymasaal208 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly there's no way the people that wrote this movie were actually trying to push a left wing agenda. They definitely wrote them like that so that the audience could have some cathartic feeling when they were killed off. This movie was hilariously bad but I really enjoyed watching all the annoying people get killed
@chiliflis8660
@chiliflis8660 2 жыл бұрын
@@samymasaal208 I have not watched the movie, but I don't care what the intent was. I don't even want to see woke crap mocked in a movie. I don't want movies to be political at all. I just want to watch a regular, and serious horror movie without cringing.
@samymasaal208
@samymasaal208 2 жыл бұрын
@@chiliflis8660 fair enough
@megamarsonic
@megamarsonic 2 жыл бұрын
How you feel about the characters in this movie is very similar to how I felt about the characters in Obscure: The Aftermath. The game itself is very well made and I most likely would have labeled it a hidden gem but the characters you play as are so stupid and annoying that they bring the game down hard which normally doesn't happen for me. By the halfway point, I was looking forward to the next time another one of those morons were going to get unalived.
@crow_g1639
@crow_g1639 2 жыл бұрын
Sane thing could be said with halloween kills a horrible movie with no character development and dont forget " eViL dIEs tOnIgTh"
@jayhawk4395
@jayhawk4395 2 жыл бұрын
I was surfing around on netflix and i happened to stumble upon it as it was among the top 10 in my country at that time so i was intrigued and boy was i in for a ride. I was literally laughing throughout the movie and crying from the inside because i was sad as this is what leatherface has come to, being cancelled by fkin social media shitsters. It was good as a comedy for me 😂😂
@Law2120
@Law2120 2 жыл бұрын
You didnt watch it
@jayhawk4395
@jayhawk4395 2 жыл бұрын
@@Law2120 yeah i watched it hence why i said i was laughing throughout the movie bud
@marcguerra1854
@marcguerra1854 2 жыл бұрын
Haven’t watched it and I’ve heard nothing but negative reviews on it. I’m not surprised. I did have some high hopes for this movie but after seeing that part in the trailer where the guy said “you’re gonna get canceled,bro”, I knew it was gonna bomb.
@narutouzamaki9602
@narutouzamaki9602 2 жыл бұрын
Watch it but treat it like a horror comedy
@marcguerra1854
@marcguerra1854 Жыл бұрын
@@narutouzamaki9602still haven’t watched it to this day but if I have time to kill and just wanna see a bad remake, I’ll give it a watch
@scorpiousmagus
@scorpiousmagus 2 жыл бұрын
I kind of just considered this movie a gore comedy from the beginning. Wasn't that bad but nothing like the serious ones that are far better. This is coming from someone who watches the old Jason movies viewing Jason as the hero.
@alexandersnaer3235
@alexandersnaer3235 2 жыл бұрын
It brought back a feeling of the old films. Shit happens, the decisions they make in given moments made no sense, the kills were graphic, twisted ending, I thought it was complete. Looking for a message here and you ain’t going to find it. The touches of societal reflection are perfect. I don’t think they take away from the true spirit of TCM, it just modernizes it. Leather face lives!!!!!
@Law2120
@Law2120 2 жыл бұрын
Agree completely. I think Joe completely misses the mark on this review.
@bransonbenson9520
@bransonbenson9520 2 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly awesome take on this clearly misunderstood movie..I'm a slasher movie fanatic and I had a great time the entire movie!!
@SuperMurray2009
@SuperMurray2009 2 жыл бұрын
It still sounds better than Alexandria Daddario playing a 40 year old saying "Do your thing cuz". 🤮
@dmon3331
@dmon3331 2 жыл бұрын
Credit to her she didn't wanna say that stupid line but the director made her. She knew it was a cringe line.
@SuperMurray2009
@SuperMurray2009 2 жыл бұрын
@@dmon3331 Did she comment on it?
@Hero-hs4gt
@Hero-hs4gt 2 жыл бұрын
Leatherface is national hero in this movie.
@EnzoFilmsProd
@EnzoFilmsProd 2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely liked this one, considering how I’ve hated every sequel and reboot since TCM2; I just think this one hit a lot of fun spots, even with glaring script issues
@tiagoyago89
@tiagoyago89 2 жыл бұрын
The photography is good, definitely not a TCM movie, lacks the disturbing felling of not being able to trust anyone, leatherface looks cool, but definitely I would stick to the original a d 2003 remake, really cool ones
@lacydoe
@lacydoe 2 жыл бұрын
Good point, the whole town was basically ok on it in the past films.
@mynxalexandria7905
@mynxalexandria7905 Жыл бұрын
the bus scene was soooooo dumb, none of them tried to run past him as he's killing other ppl? they wait til the last minute to try to exit through windows. it made no sense at all. NONE!
@lordmolag45000
@lordmolag45000 2 жыл бұрын
I am so sick of modern day movies thinking that it's ok to push modern political agendas into movie franchises in which those political agendas don't belong with the movie's lore/world. At the end of the day, it only makes both political sides look bad because they constantly go after each other, which doesn't resolve anything, btw.
@salgiudice125
@salgiudice125 2 жыл бұрын
It's called communist subversion, check it out
@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a huge fan of the original film (and the sequel), and the 2003 film wasn't half bad either. But this one I could see being a dumpster fire from a mile away.
@shadowlinkbds
@shadowlinkbds 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much the three you mentioned are the only Texas chainsaw movies I liked. The rest were pretty meh or overall garbage and I'm definitely glad I didn't bother with this apparent new one.
@darthcinema4262
@darthcinema4262 2 жыл бұрын
I had more fun watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4 than this one. At least that batshit insane film has Mathew McConaughey being crazy
@HyborianAge
@HyborianAge 2 жыл бұрын
How the hell does Leatherface end up in an orphanage? Hello? He's called Leatherface for a reason. He massacred a bunch of people. He's the definition of massacre. But no. He lives with a bunch of kids and an old lady instead of a prison for the criminally insane.
@shoobydoo
@shoobydoo 2 жыл бұрын
Watched this Monday morning myself. Had zero expectations as I don't quite care for any of the others in the series either; but it was pretty awful regardless. Would've been more entertained staring at my coffee maker brewing for 2 hours.
@arcrisgonzaga7324
@arcrisgonzaga7324 2 жыл бұрын
Thank gosh I didn't watch it, I was about to until I saw this
@Zero-di3cf
@Zero-di3cf 2 жыл бұрын
Its a slasher, its either so bad it good or its so bad its boring
@darthcinema4262
@darthcinema4262 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zero-di3cf Not all are like that.
@Zero-di3cf
@Zero-di3cf 2 жыл бұрын
@@darthcinema4262 name one, no insult just curious
@darthcinema4262
@darthcinema4262 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zero-di3cf Halloween 1978, Halloween 2018, Friday the 13th Parts 2-7, Nightmare on Elm Street 1, and Scream 1 are fantastic movies with good critic or audience scores and have mostly good character, gore/kills, music, and are fun to watch.
@Sol4rFl4r3
@Sol4rFl4r3 2 жыл бұрын
The movie was great though. I mean, I've been rooting for Leatherface to do his job since the characters opened their mouth. This has to be on purpose, the movie went my way most of the time, a way for the director to wink at us people who are still normal and fed up with the political correctness agendas pushed in the media and whatnot. Think about it, in general movies (old ones) make the main characters to be relatable or at least feel pitty for them, here it was the opposite. Since they copy the today's society and emulate them it'd be impossible for me to root for them lol I mean those people exist and are everywhere. The movie in essence went "against" them. So it was good. The ending still sucked though.
@CRUELLANDER
@CRUELLANDER 8 ай бұрын
No the Texas Chainsaw Massacre was based on a case that took place in Wisconsin. Ed Gein was the criminal involved that inspired the Texas Chainsaw Massacre films.
@evildoughboy7773
@evildoughboy7773 2 жыл бұрын
Considering four of the last five movies before this one, did anybody really have high hopes for this? Hell, even the Blumhouse remake, that I thought was okay, was held together by R Lee Ermy alone.
@darthcinema4262
@darthcinema4262 2 жыл бұрын
That was Platinum Dune who made that.
@zacgale4231
@zacgale4231 2 жыл бұрын
My hopes were extremely low and I still hated this movie.
@pdggaming3627
@pdggaming3627 2 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way. Even though this one was bad. I think Leatherface 2017 was worst one I seen. They literally make learherface a skinny tall kid.
@ThommyGunnGaming
@ThommyGunnGaming 2 жыл бұрын
Guys, thank you for this, I wished I saw it before watching it Sunday night though. It literally is the only movie in the past few years that when it ended I just ranted at how stupid it and all characters were. You had the exact same reactions and thoughts. N like you guys, I love horror n even dumb campy horror, but this was like a Woke version with everyone being dumb. Thanks for making me laugh! Well done guys.
@lillvesp
@lillvesp 2 жыл бұрын
Woke version? This movie is anti woke? Literally every woke snowflake get killed except the one thats not completely against guns. Also the fact quite a lot of guns are used.
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