the biggest let down of 2018 (so far) | Casey Aonso

[@withcindy]

WHERE 👏 IS 👏 THE 👏 COKE 👏

[@Ashley-db7jf]

"Where is the coke?!?!?" - Casey Aonso, 2018, quote of year

[@samantaluna3870]

It seems the real plot took the coke and ran! XD

[@basomaning4166]

Literally about to comment this XD

[@Alilliiii]

I laughed so hard at this moment!​ Love her

[@crispykermit4537]

It’s not coke, it’s heroin. Does Casey even read these books?

[@Angelica_Rodriguez39]

Actually LOL'd when I heard her say this

[@TheHoneyPott]

Someone needs to make '5 minutes of Casey forgetting names of book characters' lmao

[@Lycaon1765]

TheHoneyPott Some day.

[@avasilvestre3844]

Honestly what tf is up with young adult fiction? Why are most of the books that sound so interesting and actually worth reading actually such trash? And how tf do these books get published? Like honestly, as an aspiring writer, the amount of trash stories becoming books and TV series and movies is mind boggling.

[@gemusefreund2652]

It’s so strange that quantity is more important than quality nowadays but what enormes extent Jesus Christ Red Queens rating on goodreads makes me really question my life

[@gemusefreund2652]

Ava Silvestri let us know when your book gets published but don’t make it to unique with too much common sense 🙃🙂

[@meandmybobbygee1812]

And all the good books looked over

[@kristavaillancourt6313]

I think the standards in YA publishing are so much lower. It's sad. YA readers shouldn't have to wade through trash to find a good book. This is why I don't read YA usually. I don't want to waste my reading time on shit.

[@kellercorrield7733]

I misread your first name as Alan and got really confused that you were the composer Alan Silvestri and leaving comments on youtube videos

[@luizavazquez7029]

I love how most of your thumbnails are just you looking slightly uncomfortable

[@Lycaon1765]

le tardis That's what I think about this channel all the time.

[@maddieb_99]

oh my god i looked up the author and it says she works on scripts for lifetime movies and the hallmark channel 💀

[@ihatemickiegee]

are you fucking kidding me lmao i’m blown away but also not surprised at fucking all

[@404usernotfound_]

@Brianna Andreacci The Hallmark Mysteries (different channel) are a bit better though to be fair

[@allisonelizabeth6596]

@Brianna Andreacci unless they have frosting

[@unbelievablyexhausted4251]

I LIVE for rant reviews

[@yapdog]

*_Seasonaires High_* --------------------------------------------------- It’s midday. Hot as hot gets, the sun punishing all who dare to venture a foot outside of the reach of A/C. For some, being out in this heat is just part of the job… but that doesn’t mean they’re exempt from its disorienting effects. “Are you sure about this, Case?” Paul says as he stops on the bottom steps. “You’ve seen the same data,” Casey says, squinting at him from the top. “Where else could it be?” “Yeah, but….” “But what?” “Busting into this place seems kinda….” “Paul, you in or out? You need to figure that shit out right now.” “ _(sigh)_….” He cocks his gun and runs up beside her. “Alright. On me-” _RIIIIIIIIIIIIING!_ “Shit, go!” Casey charges through the doors, her outstretched Glock leading the way, jerking the weapon around at the many startled young faces-the gaggle of kids halting before her wide-eyed rage. “Where’s the coke?!” “Huh?” a boy, Johnny, says at the head of the group. “Don’t ‘huh’ me, you little shit! Where’s the shipment?!” “Oh, I have to get my coke.” He turns. Casey’s eyes bulge-she leaps, tackling him to the floor, the other kids screaming as they careen out of the way. “AAAGH!” Johnny cries out as the crowd circles them. “Let go of me!” She yanks his hands behind his back. “Where’s the coke?!” Paul runs toward them, panic on his face. “No, Case, he said he was going to get his coat!” “That’s not what I heard,” she says through gritted teeth. “And why in hell would he need a coat in this godforsaken heat?” “I’m just bringing it home from a- _(sob!)_ -class ski trip!” “Oh.” She releases him; the kid bawls uncontrollably. “Oh, just walk it off, kid.” Principle Otero sprints down the hall, a flock of tattletales in tow. “What’s going on here?!” All the kids talk at once, decrying the assault on their wailing classmate. “She did what?!” He turns to Casey. “These are just children-have you lost your mind?!” “Children. Pbbbt! You’ve no idea what goes on in these places. And that’s what the runners are counting on.” “What runners?” “Drug runners,” Paul says. “There’s a shipment straight out of Columbia that’s stashed at this school.” “Your information’s wrong!” “Our info’s solid!” Casey says with a ferocious glare and her grip tightening around her Glock. “How can coke you out of this lunacy?” “What?!” She dives, ramming her shoulder into his chest, sending him slamming back against the lockers with a BANG. He drops to the floor; she stands over him. “Can’t believe you actually tried to bribe me-in front of all these kids, too!” Paul pulls her back. “No, Case, he said ‘coax’ as in convince!” The principal writhes. “Uuunh! Just because the school’s name is Koch High, does not mean there’s drugs, you sicko! I’m gonna report you!” “C’mon. We should get going.” Paul says, grabbing her arm. “But-” “We’re already out on a limb with this one. Let’s just call it.” “ _(sigh)_ ” She gives principal Otero the side eye as she and her partner walk down the hall that’s filled with kids preparing for their next class, gossiping about the crazy events of the day. Principal Otero walks over to Johnny. “Are you alright, son?” “ _(sniffle)_ Yes, sir,” he says as he walks to his locker. Otero pats his head. “Everything will be alright. Okay?” Johnny nods as he smoothly slides his hand across Otero’s… leaving a white packet behind. Otero smiles, winks, then surreptitiously places this packet in his packet and walks away. Johnny snickers as he opens his locker-his eyes bulge at the gun emerging from it, pointing at his nose. “Where’s the coke, you little shit?”

[@withcindy]

I've FINALLY located your comments on booktube in the wild

[@yapdog]

_:::shhhhh:::_ (whispers) Here we have the scowling yapdog... in his natural habitat, out in the wild... just look at him... isn't he majestic?

[@yapdog]

hahaha! apparently, no one liked my post. Hey, they can't all be winners -- LOL!!! :^D

[@marissaepler5002]

love these rant reviews

[@studionine4587]

Maybe, since this book has such a good plot and idea, someone will grab it and make it into a show or movie. They did that with the "Vampire Diaries" and changed so much. As far as books with scandal, I've got nothing. Have you read "The Savior's Champion" yet? I heard that was good.

[@98pennygirl]

Studio Nine I loved the vampire diaries ... Specifically season 1-4

[@studionine4587]

Yeah, season 3 is my favorite

[@mediterranean_penguin_1863]

I read the book and got three things to say: (1) While I was reading, I thought Mia would discover her new sexual identity and understand she's a lesbian and that's why she's so protective of Ruby (and not because she's a "fixer", like her roommate Presley suggested), Ruby would be her first love, so maybe Grace'd help her through her transformation like a big sister, and also that's why Cole's been described so bland (because he'd not be the main love interest, just a cute boy) but it didn't happen... (2) I thought Presley killed Grant (the bi one), because she was abused at past and maybe accidentally/really thought Grant was forcing himself on Ruby and just shot him (like kind of "Thelma&Louise"), and that's why she's so cool after that and made Mia not to talk. Mia's necklace really broke at the crime scene and she told that (it's in the book), I thought Presley pretended she didn't care, but then she went to farmers market and bought a second one and planted in the car, but it didn't happen... we suddenly learnt that Grace has happened to have an abusive past like Presley and became a raper (even she has a healty relationship with Jill) and a murderer. (3) And after all of that, Mia just went to her little town, like she never designed a phenomenal dress, she just dropped her social media accounts and became a I-don't-use-social-media person like her brother. Really? I mean REALLY? Is that ALL you can do with your (supposed) talent and summer experience? You need money to take care of your mother and you can earn it with your designs and summer-time reputation and you have a new sewing machine, BUT that's it then, ok, nice... I think author doesn't know these things, doesn't have enough information about the themes in the book (lgbti, fashion and bussiness world, drug stuff, people with abusive past) and she just bited off more than she can chew and couldn't overcome. However, a good screenwriter or a group of them can adapt the book to a YA tv series, they will develop characters and have inside knowledge of these themes, it has potential of a new idea (it can happen in real life as you mentioned)

[@laneyliberty]

I love every new book you read that disappoints you takes the title of the worst book of 2018. What will the victor be??

[@melynnejimenez8242]

Casey Aonso you should hold a contest at the end of the year 😂😂😂

[@Sx--F]

one of those game brackets where you slowly narrow down competition until you have two face off

[@elvina155]

Queenn I've just had such a shitty day and nothing could put a smile on my face but your channel always calms me down so much and I really appreciate you

[@evermoreisamasterpiece]

"Where is the coke???" Me tho

[@agustinafranco9358]

i dont personally like YA books and i do not read any of them, but for some random reason i love your videos, lol. love from uruguayyyyy!

[@tamiyathomas65]

Damn, those Sarah Dessen blows always blind side me 😭 but the fact that I clicked on the video as soon as it popped up on my home screen AND I watched it within you uploading it 54 minutes ago is what made me subscribe. Honestly, there isn't another book reviewer who can really hold my attention or review a book as well as you. Plus, your background music is good, and I would love to know where you find it

[@MusicTvMoviesBooks]

Well it’s not you, consistent content queen 🧡🧡✨

[@avasilvestre3844]

you should make a video of some of the things you like to see in fiction. For example, things you like to see in relationships, friendships, and plot twists and which books portray it best, if that makes sense. Also maybe like a book guide -- books for people who like a particular genre or who like scandal or a certain element in characters or plot.

[@hasagunnarsson7715]

I love your vibe sooo much! I just moved out and when i feel lonely i just turn on one of your videos and have it in the background and it really helps!✨✨

[@Lycaon1765]

So this book is the equivalent of an unsalted bag of mini-pretzels with a bunch crushed into dust at the bottom.

[@ghosttoast8270]

Im disappointed that you're disappointed

[@victoria513]

I love rant reviews lmao + how long does it take you to read a book ?

[@NotaBizarreJoJo]

what if spring break, but worse?

[@tricerotops4060]

Okay so I haven't watched the entire video yet but I wanted to comment this: Why is it that almost every character has like a sick parent, alcoholic parent, abusive parent, etc and when there are good parents they are barely mentioned, interacted with, or referred to?

[@ddwow566]

WHERES THE COKE 😂😂😂😂

[@ihatemickiegee]

the New York Times literally said “If Instagram influencers are your poison, The Seasonaires is your slushie of arsenic frosé.” and it was put with a promotion page idk dude i don’t think that makes it sound very good lmaoooo

[@VixenMagician]

Oh I’m ready...for the tea 🍵

[@jadesmith417]

"Where is the substance (abuse) at?!" LMAO. As someone who loves Sarah Dessen even though I KNOW how bland her books are, I appreaciate the roast.

[@nicoleagpuon7300]

I’m doing APWH hw rn and your videos help me focus lol for some reason. I just listen to what you have to say and ya. I just love your vids no joke

[@tonikaawomi3027]

I love your video's💖💫

[@modernfairytale2368]

New video = happy mood ON!

[@classicforreal]

Hey I like Sarah Dessen! Except its ok to shit on Once and for All it deserves it

[@classicforreal]

you can make up for it with a review where you trash Once and for All :)

[@luwiie_]

Could you review Expelled by James Patterson? It's about a boy named Theo Foster, His dad committed sometime before the book starts and he's expelled for a Twitter post that got his best friend and one other boy expelled with him. Theo didn't post the Tweet. I really enjoyed it.

[@luwiie_]

Your welcome. :)

[@whitniankney]

Have you ever read "Identical" by Ellen Hopkins? It's one of my favorites!

[@alanadiplacido4654]

I feel the same way because there is actually a sesonairs type program in Nantucket for the brand Jack Wills and me and my friends have always wanted to join and I got to excited for this book because I thought it would be this super exciting story and IT WASNT and now I’m just... sad :/

[@whytho41]

My day has been made by this video.

[@jadesmith417]

I thought you typed my DAD has been made and I was like wtf.

[@daisy4840]

jade smith omg so did i:o

[@marinamaltez5464]

I miss your rant reviews 😔✊🏼

[@charlizefindlay]

Lol I’m sick of this happening with books

[@onetwothree1851]

I honestly love your reviews even though it seems lame in theory to be obsessed with book reviews. It’s pretty cool how you post frequently too

[@internalbeauty597]

I'm back! It's been a while and I enjoy your content, as usual!♡

[@tayja3521]

Queen you've made my day so much better 😭📣💓

[@imbored-4052]

I haven't even watched the video but I know I'm gonna love it❤️

[@Felicia10172]

As a young adult it is truly hard to find good books for my age. I either have to go on 2 to 3 hour sessions in books stores to find good books, have my dad recommend me books that he read and knows are good or read adult books and hope that the adult topics arent to disturbing.

[@maliyahb9116]

Did you get a tan, if so it looks good! 👍

[@thegenuinebeauty]

B'EXCUSE ME????!!!! WHY DIDN'T I GET A NOTIFICATION FOR THIS??? DAMN YOU KZbin!!!! Love the rant video. Sorry that you didn't like the book, but bring me more salt!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! Hopefully the next book you read is less disappointing than this.

[@alexismalagotnot4852]

"Where's the coke???!!!" (Aonso, 2018)

[@clarimaui]

the description sounded so good ugh what a waste of a good plot

[@sophiastoll6431]

*WHERE'S THE COKE*

[@sophiethepegasus]

Have you read the book Dare Me by Megan Abbott? I feel like that’s the kind of vibe you were hoping to read in this, but it actually manages to pull off a girl getting in over her head, and manages to capture all the (possibly unrealistic) scandal of a cheerleading squad. it’s super good

[@lumisteph]

“WHERES THE COKE?!?!” LMAO YOURE SO FUNNY

[@emgiio]

Are u wearing a lipstick? I love the color!! (What is it? Lmao) also love your reviews especially when the book is such a letdown dhdhdjdjsj

[@alleyb483]

I looked up the author and her "about" page on her website says she produced, "TV movies for Lifetime and The Hallmark Channel"... that explains everything the "2 guys handing a tiny bag of coke" thing being a Huge Scandal™️ sounds like a lifetime show fcfkjfkjcks

[@shyloh666]

Sup bros i need opinions of strangers. If a love triangle if between a girl and a guy who both like a girl and thier on the run from the main characters mom and the girls fall in love and the guy finds out and tries to convince the love interest to leave with him and in a represse fit of rage he kills her. Would you be able to overlook the love triangle trope?

[@ritamatos5871]

Oof sounds interesting!!!

[@rubyosborne6181]

yasss I live for your rant reviews!

[@ololadeadeleye]

Casey slaying me with the consistent uploads.

[@sab1540]

and i was going to buy this book because it sounded great af, but like you said "where's the coke!?"

[@G2005-r4n]

I know u dont like wattpad but there are 2 stories that ill know u will be interested in. 1. Dead and not buried About a girl who who was murdered and the only person who can see her is the one person she hates and he helps her find out who murdered her so she could stop haunting him... There are moments i found kinda cringy but i loved it. And 2.when mary me halley Her husband is in a coma she bumps into his side chick/mistress ..don't read the rest of the summary because its kind of a spoiler. Then there is also the bad boy and the tomboy but i assume you dont like those kind of stories sooo...yeah xx Love u

[@nicolegrey7410]

If you haven’t read it already, One Of Us Is Lying was really enjoyable for me. I’m picky about scandalous books, but I was actually impressed with it!

[@nicolegrey7410]

Casey Aonso Same! I wish the “murder club” did more of trying to solve the mystery though. Instead, some partly irrelevant character figures it out in a coffee shop. Lol

[@mehzabinpinky]

Very nice

[@whentheflowersbloom996]

dont mind me im just binging all ur videos but girl u look absolutely GORGEOUS here i just had to point that out

[@nxfrvr]

So I won't be reading this book for sure lol

[@shayan6291]

Omg I was hoping you read this because I need someone to agree with me about annoying this book was

[@classicforreal]

also OMG JILL & GRACE = WILL & GRACE

[@luna7859]

I was thinking about reading it but now I won’t

[@Saraht4]

Overhyped much? I started that book, but I came to watch your review instead lol. Book was boring AF Also, Casey, please go watch Queen of the South, if you want THE COKE. The show is gold.

[@laurenrothbauer2557]

Wouldn’t it have even better if we saw the downward spiral of drug addiction the main character got caught up in to better conform and be a step ahead of everyone by working all the time and never sleeping because of the cocaine?

[@kerosine2896]

YAS QUEEN no dislikes

[@Jackylification]

What is a season air?

[@Lycaon1765]

Pokemon Maniac Jak Seems to be just like a door to door seller, possibly? Like those people to who work for pyramid schemes.

[@Lycaon1765]

Casey Aonso So, a pyramid scheme but as a reality show without the show.

[@Jackylification]

Casey Aonso oh ok! Thanks so much 😁

[@daniellemhall1358]

Another stellar concept gone down the drain.

[@americus9230]

the plot lowkey reminds me of a dote trip

[@vitamins00]

do you watch skam? bc you look a bit like eva to me haha

[@vitamins00]

it's a tv show! its norwegian but its quite good. if you ever want to start a new series you should check it out (and see your long lost sister Eva)

[@Gravuun]

"Where is the coke??" xD hahaha

[@julielag6995]

Nice video 💕💕🌺

[@asuburbanmom4872]

Read “ the hundred lies of Lizzie Lovett”.

[@ninjataco7777]

“Nothing to do with anything” Casey Aonso 2019

[@hearitcall]

have you read truly devious?

[@hearitcall]

I really enjoyed it, I read it a little while ago and haven't stopped thinking about it.

[@user-ft1bi9nr5e]

*where's the coke*

[@bookishsami]

READ THE THOUSANDTH FLOOR!

[@dharinka9379]

Drinking game: take a shot every time Casey says "boring"

[@starrymak]

“where’s the coke?!” 😂😂😂

[@amiddleschoolreader918]

Yo I made it!!!!

[@darkyoumemento5307]

Casey: "Alright guys, this book was an honest-to-God disappointment. WHERE IS THE COKE?!"

[@jessica9391]

I was excited for this book so its a shame its shit, thanks for making this video to prevent me from buying it😉

[@deja5477]

so it’s like Dote? except instead of race scandals it’s drug scandals

[@icycream9468]

so it was a really sad rip-off version of skam

[@DeeGomezLopez]

Woohoo it's Casey! I liked before watching lol... See you on Instagram. I'm more active there. And I don't mind spoilers of shit books 😂

[@synthiasparkle6482]

Dumbest characters + dumbest plot = dumb (and dumbest things) LOL

[@eadlynjune]

If this was real everybody would just be stoned all day.

[@ovenbakedtwink]

Omg Casey your a pasty expo board

[@cellyjordan2138]

Girl I have missed you videos, I need to catch up......while I am at work , do not judge me