The dumbest scammers of 2019

[@rcoverc]

“it says he lives in gotham, which is where batman lives” “yes, exactly sir” “batman is a fictional character” “but your bank account”

[@bitelaserkhalif]

i kid you not, there is a city named batman in turkey

[@RealmsOfThePossible]

I have a fictional bank account..it's got millions in there.

[@bitelaserkhalif]

@@muhammetaktas7480 internet historian video: serious business

[@illarterate]

He takes it for granted that Batman is real. And we should never take Batman for granted.

[@crazydavec3861]

Yeah, Batman's hacked your account, he's ROBIN all your money! ... haha! what a JOKER! 😆

[@spruce420]

"engage all enemy vehicles" "what are you on about" "this is very technical language"

[@komodinotubesco]

LMAO They always insert "technical" to seem more credible and professional

[@spectrobeshakozorax1092]

I think this can pass as a Generals GLA character

[@notdhruvv]

bruh i died laughing xdddd

[@CaptainAwsome]

ah yes the SCP Foundation, the most infamous US agency

[@cookiemichelangelo]

"he also lives in gotham city" 10:33

[@quantomic1106]

Customer: Yes, I got a pop-up on my screen telling me that my computer has a virus. Scammer: No problem, sir. I have activated all Hawk Eyes to engage all enemy vehicles. Can you give me your social security number?

[@uniquearahill6819]

"AnD gO tO yOur nearest wAlmaRt aNd bUy giF cArds"

Don't forget to contact Batman about that Gotham criminal.

[@iamoctonate]

I was crying at the "geek typer" one. The "engage all enemy vehicles" killed me

[@uncletrash8770]

It is tactical language sir. Let me tell you sir.

[@cosmiclevi5274]

Mans just want his computer fixed now part of a confidental secret mission for hunting down the most wanted criminals in gotham city using advanced and militaristic weaponry

[@SeabassExe]

Like okay are some tanks gonna steal my info lol

[@RoryRose_]

Imagine getting scammed by the SCP Foundation

[@Jack_Woods]

They're showing him the whole operation to hunt down the hacker in real time what a lad

[@notjeff8614]

“IP Trash” “Activate enemy Vehicles” “City of Gotham” That entire section had me in tears

[@ericsoto1100]

Ive been depressed all day and that whole section made my day

[@danvevoooo]

I almost died watching this part

[@Aobtodd]

9:58 technical language 😂😂😂

[@tpbrcombo]

TRIANGULATING... 🛰🛰🛰🔺

[@Benjilovescats]

Even me could scamme better

[@Shydood]

I love how distraught Jim sounded when he repeated "enemy vehicles".

[@snookerwither9955]

"Enemy vehicles?! What are you on about?" "Oh, that's just technical language" ILLUSION 100

[@codywilliams9485]

Noice. To both of you lads

[@k1zuki_]

Can anyone send a link to that vid?? I really really wanna watch dat video lol

[@k1zuki_]

Can anyone send a link to that vid?? I really really wanna watch dat video lol

[@hamzabakar4969]

That guy was talking about dc vs marvel 😂😂

[@DustinShelton620]

Dumbest scammer of the year goes to: "Engage all the enemy vehicles"

[@ashvermilion]

ikr! sounds so Command and Conquer

[@nigeldowsett8560]

@@ashvermilion Ion cannon activated.

[@CadetGriffin]

*engages all enemy vehicles for deployment in Gotham City* "INTERPOL OPEN UP!"

[@vinesauceobscurities]

RAMIREZ!!!

[@CinderBlockCuisine]

RAMIREZ, ENGAGE ALL ENEMY VEHICLES! LAST TOOTHBRUSH, MAKE IT COUNT!

[@haval8047]

"batman lives in gotham city" "yes sir exactly" "its fictional" "sir, let me explain, i was there last year, i guarantee you its not fictional" "yes it is" "no sir, my mother lives there"

[@ArkhBaegor]

Technically there are several places called Gotham in the UK and the US, just... not cities

[@haval8047]

@@ArkhBaegor its a joke mate.. on scammers expense...

[@mistycredo4861]

@@haval8047 he was just explaining that it could be an actual place. 🤗

[@haval8047]

@@mistycredo4861 fair enough :)

[@wills_corner]

I wanna like but it's at 69

[@samleake2528]

"It says his last known location is Gotham city" "Yes sir" "That's where batman is from" "Yes exactly" *"I'M BATMAN."*

[@robbnoble1509]

Lol, I'm dying over here. Good comment.

[@someguyxddd]

nice copied comment

[@samleake2528]

@@someguyxddd I've not seen it in the comments yet, nor do I read every single one. It came I to my head so I posted it. By that logic, nice copied name, picture and life. Most things have been done or said before in some fashion. I'm not here for gain, it gave a few people a laugh and that's all you can really ask for. Retract your forked tongue.

[@TearFoX]

😂 😂

[@HikikomoriFemcel]

@General Grievous im batmum

[@bakersmileyface]

"And yes he just wanted to admire his hairstyle" Should've sent him a popup message saying "Nice hair, mind if I touch it?"

[@SpammableHam]

Hahaha that would be funny

[@DazzlingPotatoes]

😂

[@stevanstankoviii-2989]

what is that song that plays

[@VelkanAngels]

@@stevanstankoviii-2989 - I'd like to know that, too. :(

[@orianteri]

literally every indian guy has that hairstyle and they all think it looks good 😭 well it doesn't ❤️

[@Duskroc]

"enemy vehicles, it's technical language" - Aristotle

[@sliderBro]

Activating HAWK ** 3d hawk spins as if loading **

[@paperremix]

I laughed so hard

[@BigBoris]

The Matrix in real life

[@blaspheriongoatcommander54]

This guy is not a scammer, he's an entertainer for sure!

[@travelingmerchant6434]

I think he meant tactical

[@KaranThakur927]

Goutam from Gotham City is the real criminal

[@thecometguy8154]

It's not about the message... It's about the Money?

[@ramal5708]

Goutam in Kolkata

[@ewechoober3355]

They don't know any cultural references. The Gotham city shit went over his head

[@yogeshkandare3214]

lololol

[@Zulk_RS]

Plot twist: Goutam was not a scammer and somehow he managed to connect from a parallel universe where Batman is real.

[@timothymeyer3210]

"From the states of the United Kingdom" seems legit

[@jakesanchez3415]

lmfao

[@PragmaticAntithesis]

Scottish Independence gone wrong!

[@Vollification]

Sounds like a dystopian future film :p

[@MESYETI]

Could have said *yes, the solid state of the UK*

[@godimsotired5576]

lul

[@chiangkaishrek5123]

The entire clip at 9:00 is golden, the tech support scammer trying to rationalise the message “Engaging enemy vehicles” at 9:40 honestly made me cry laughing

[@kianaw.8096]

LMAOOO when he’s like that’s where batman’s from and he goes “exactly sir” hilarious

[@5huura]

I also like the part when he says that he was part of the "security team" but the title is the SCP Foundation.

[@korxiong2565]

Man acting like he’s the smartest guy in a movie.

[@DannyPhantom2419]

lmao where can i find the full clip of this

[@liurabaum8746]

that was GREAT to watch 😂😂

[@witherwarrior1148]

SCP Foundation logo, Hawkeye engaging enemy vehicles, a criminal from Gotham City, Seems legit.

[@amp.dxst_]

Dude I’m weezing at 3am xD don’t wanna wake my mom up

[@pwarrington3306]

That's the only thing that has legitimately had me crying with laughter on KZbin ever 🤣🤣🤣 I could barely breathe

[@nickorafael3887]

Hahaha

[@tloc243]

Is it a full video for that one?

[@pwarrington3306]

@@tloc243 I'd like to know too, I think it's just a part of a longer video

[@michaelbaratz2165]

Actually, getting one of these awards earns you: A free pair of handcuffs A free ride in a police car A free lifetime stay in a historic and famously secure hotel!

[@TheSpacePlaceYT]

Yes!!!!

[@99999bomb]

Also free food that taste bad but it’s FREEE

[@andrewmurray1550]

hôtel de l'île d'alcatraz ? 😁

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

@@99999bomb Free food reminds me of this place called Heart Attack grill that gives people over 350 pounds free food. It’s not healthy and the owner kept the ashes of someone who died in the place, I think he died of a heart attack. The workers wear nurse uniforms and stuff. Pretty interesting...

[@fresagrus4490]

Do you really think the indian police cares about scammers?

[@doydiyditx1445]

"It's where batman is " " YES EXACTLY SIR "

[@igorz3551]

He though he said the *bad man* lmao

[@pookievision]

I cried man 🤣🤣🤟

[@lachlangilroy6839]

legend has it the bad man went on to become the penguin

[@sunsetsky4450]

😂😂

[@sleepagedog4242]

Holycow hahhaa

[@septembergarden]

9:21 I’ve never heard a more exhausted ‘yes’ in my life

[@salofstars]

hahahaha

[@ethanhancock462]

Probably didn't expect something THAT stupid

[@veyselonair6948]

I thought the same. He's probabbly thinking: I cant listen to this nonsense anymore lol

[@ClawDogVending]

Little did he know he was in for a Hawk Eye treat.

[@Rasturize]

Scammer: "Activating the HAWK eye to engage the enemy vehicles!" Jim: "Enemy vehicles, what do you mean?" Scammer: "That is technical language!"

[@beesree39]

Bruh

[@playwithdomination9238]

Just 5 more for 24 kill streak skill

[@CrashCat2]

I was okay up til that point but that did it. Laughed so hard it hurt my face

[@jorgeborges7707]

Jim actually said: "what are you talking about"? In his calm NI accent it kind of creased me up. Enemy vehicles. 🤣🤣🤣

[@jasinere35]

what possessed him to use an online game as a scam feature & how stupid does he think we are

[@souporwormgaming]

The hacking one had me in tears laughing with the triangulating, ‘HAWK enemy vehicles’, and City of Gothem.

[@Dumpster_Fire_246]

Activating HAWK Engage all enemy vehicles

[@Skoopyy.]

Got em im a comedian

[@tusharpal3699]

@@Dumpster_Fire_246 Ladies and gentlemen We got em' Activating HAWK

[@314rft]

Don't forget the fact that the SCP Foundation is also completely fictional, and yet he flat out used *that* as his organization alias.

[@battalionstallion3894]

i loved the SCP logo and branding on the site

[@flordebruycker8236]

"What time is it there?" "No"

[@CarassiusAu]

Scam dude absolutely didn't see that coming and that's probably the only English word his potato brain could think of atm

[@Beanofan]

THERE IS NO TIME IN CALIFORNIA

[@ViperDivinity]

Lol he got cornered there XD and he realized that he called the wrong person.

[@vickeyefremidis9234]

Mystic Reptile 😁

[@badarsaleem192]

Everyone is a gangsta until Jim ask them, "What time is it in..."

[@dhaval2018]

next time they will be like .. hello i am Alex from Microsoft at Sen Jose time here is 11 am

[@bonniehowell4259]

Long pause followed by frantic keyboard clicking.

[@ClawDogVending]

Then the Hawk Eye comes out.

[@sagbon98]

"then what TIME is it with ya?" "you had to look it up"

[@dhaval2018]

@@sagbon98 just time to get out from your mommy's house...

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

Scammer: *thick Indian accent* Hello, this is Amir Scammer's boss: You can't use an Indian name, people know a lot of scams come from India Scammer: *thick Indian accent* Hello, this is Steve Scammer's boss: Perfect, they'll never suspect a thing

[@ssgssevegeta1445]

Lmao

[@JezzmanGAMES]

If I'd ever get a call, I would *thick Indian accent* right back at him.

[@truearmy1953]

@@JezzmanGAMES you know how to do that?

[@JezzmanGAMES]

@@truearmy1953 Let's say I watched enough Simpsons to pull off a convincing Apu, I believe.

[@Mirsab]

Amir isn't exactly an Indian name but ok. Amit is Indian.

[@Jay-S04]

9:38 is the equivalent of “I’m presenting to the class but I have no idea what the topic is”

[@Jack_Woods]

ENGAGE ALL ATRACK VEHICLES - Wait, that's not what we're doing at all.... KILL THEM ALL RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!!

[@AK-js8mr]

Loool

[@derpboxstudios]

I feel this on a personal level (continuing the comment every year chain)

[@LiquidFiend]

LMAO "That's where batman lives" "Exactly sir!" Incredible

[@geoffreylee5199]

Everyone knows, Gotham City is across the river from Metropolis.

[@M50A1]

And an hour's flight away from Townsville

[@jedigrandmaster6471]

its also right near site-19

[@DTG4844]

It's also in the Metrocity area

[@Gordon_Freeman_PhD]

And half a country away from Smallville.

[@trash_chan]

Right up in the Tristate Area near Danville...

[@MissSaintG]

“I’d like to wish you a happy 2020” Narrator: “it would not be a happy 2020”.

[@markymark443]

I was gonna comment about that too. Oh, how little did Jim and the rest of us know :/

[@monday8529]

Lol I was planning on commenting this as well.

[@zayahdaslayah9947]

This comment is pure gold LMAO

[@plus1gaming629]

lol was just about to comment on that

[@hotaru8309]

Well, at least Jim Browning tried. A for Effort, I suppose.

[@fawfuls]

"Engage all enemy vehicles" "Yes, exactly sir" LMFAO!!! It was too ridiculous for Jim to even play along with. How can anyone say something like that seriously? HAHAHA!

[@metalgearsolidsnake6978]

City of Gotham where batman lives, and the reply is yes... batman/spiderman is a fictional figure I had to laugh lol

[@mushnoodle]

My dirty ass thought they were going to do something entirely different with their webcam. whew.

[@AgentTobiaz]

Sexy

[@chris2rich]

Tobias LNG what

[@ponvishwesh5907]

Me too😁😁

[@waitedfuzzbal2179]

Same lmao😂

[@teddyxxix]

At first I thought the girl's webcam showed a penis. 🤣🤣

[@MateoNoir]

Just found this channel. He actually refunded people who were scammed. Pretty awesome.

[@thekillers1stfan]

Zooms into average looking house "So that's your global office?" "...yes" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

[@voilvelev6775]

man, i wish i had a big average house like that :/

[@danchase7454]

@@voilvelev6775 House like that in india is worth like 35 grand.

[@louistournas120]

@@danchase7454 How much is that house in Gotham city?

[@vergil1155]

Average? Looks pretty good tbh.

[@fahadashrafofficial]

He could've said, "We are working from home"

[@dr_awesome_1010]

It's the dry voice he uses when he says "Batman is a fictional character" Imagine trying so scam someone by telling you there is a criminal from Gotham City where Batman is trying to scam you for money.

[@Batman-ro9mj]

What can I say, I need the money. Not like I’m a billionaire or anything.

[@dr_awesome_1010]

@@Batman-ro9mj 😂👏

[@LittleMissFeck]

How didn't you break out in hysterical laughter the moment it said "Last known location: City of Gotham"? I literally cried.

[@generationgapgames3019]

"He lives in Gotham City thats where Batman lives" "Yes"

[@Mikemwil]

EXACTLY SIR

[@aparna2701]

Yes sir EXACTLY

[@dyl-pickle.v-27a]

Did I stutter?

[@kenrickkahn]

Seems very Legit 😂👌

[@ar8...]

Yes, you are right!

[@usedx115x]

"The hacker space vehicles are coming to get you, I can stop them with my deflector shield but it is powered by your banking information sir."

[@vinzo0913]

😂🤣

[@SpydersByte]

I lol'ed :D

[@somewhereupthere785]

HAHAHAHAH!

[@noodlechan_]

“Technical Language” 😂👌🏻

[@gkwame4981]

"Trass"

[@warrioroffpeace3673]

“Let me connect to you IP adres” “Engage enemy vehicles” “And bring Jim out of Gotham city” - Indian Scammer 2019

[@sakuramagic17]

I’m laughing, the guy using geektype threw up the logo for SCP, a fictional universe full of unreal anomalies

[@saudade7842]

I started laughing when I saw that.

[@ClayDress]

Maybe he's just been trying to start up an ARG…

[@YOUfailME911]

He has level 4 access? Sounds like a breach to me.

[@mkozachek]

FYI you forgot to fully censor Vikas’ full name in the shot of the email to Teraswitch

[@aidan6778]

When I saw it I saw the logo of the FBI then I re looked and then SCP

[@Rafloka]

I literally died laughing at the SCP guy. Writing this comment with my last breaths. Just incredible. "Activating the hawkeye ready to engage all the enemy vehicles" I just can't.

[@elinilova]

Absolutely brilliant lol

[@GoldSrc_]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, the SCP LMAO xD. "enemy vehicles" hahahahaha, I can't breathe man xD.

[@dieselgeezer18]

GORDON MY GUY. I'VE MISSSED YOU SO MUCH

[@ferencguth5840]

Scp 078 is coming for you!

[@theoracle6611]

He wasn't prepared for unforeseen consequences

[@dieselgeezer18]

@@theoracle6611 yeah xD

[@usual9010]

@@ferencguth5840 *shows picture of SCP-096

[@PodtrashRadio]

9:49 "enemy vehicles?!... whhhhhat are you talking about?!" I'm CRYING laughing. This is too funny hearing him actually play this out seriously.

[@Jack_Woods]

It opens up another window with gameplay footage of that call of duty mission where you use a satélite to shoot air strikes looking through a digital screen As he's like "YES CAN YOU SEE WE-... RIGHT NOW WE ARE NUKING THE HACKER YES CAN YOU SEE IT? WE HAVE FOUND THE HACKER'S HEADQUARTERS WE'RE SENDING AIRSTRIKES TO DESTROY THEM RIGHT NOW"

[@omarss187]

💀🤣🤣🤣

[@CashCtrI]

@@Jack_Woods HELP ME AM BEING NUKEDDD

[@metalgearsolidsnake6978]

City of Gotham where batman lives, and the reply is yes... batman/spiderman is a fictional figure I had to laugh lol

[@ninjack11]

9:20 "hello?" Jim "*biggest sigh in history*.....yes..."

[@Vollification]

This scam was almost more a waste of Jims time because it was so incompetent :p Maybe that was the point? The scam was set up to keep Jim occupied so the real scammers could scam? 0.o Tinfoilhats activate!

[@RobMustDie482]

You know what it reminded me of? "Oh hey Civvie." "Hi Cancer Mouse."

[@LLLadySSS]

Lmfao

[@alexandraa3168]

The way he said yes got me like 🤤

[@chimes023]

OMG "Activating Hawk Eye to engage enemy vehicles" I CANT BREATHE🤣🤣🤣

[@shivkumarb150]

Hahahaha

[@dyhockane7506]

Ahahsahshshah im dying

[@dillon7981]

Lmfaooooo

[@switbitz]

worthy of the award i could say

[@cherrycentaur1460]

I splurted water all over my bed cuz of this

[@0retro0]

"and it says he lives in gotham city, where batman lives?" "yes that is correct sir" mate.

[@lilsaam]

I love how confident he is too, "yes EXACTLY sir"

[@robbnoble1509]

Thats how you know you got some real bad people after you.

[@garrycoates2147]

www.gotham-city.com.au/ I would be surprised if he lives there.

[@Reevesi]

You should have told him "It's ok, I'm Batman" (which you clearly are in the anti scammer trade). Another great job Jim.

[@minihwas]

"enemy vehicles?" "that is the technical language"

[@loneresolve8572]

I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN I SAW AN SCP LOGO AND THE SLOGAN FROM SCP

[@Dac0Nic110]

We all know that online scammers are keter level anomalies

[@ryzen2514]

@@Dac0Nic110 that's why there names are redacted

[@LolaHappyFace]

I commented this before I saw your comment omg I was laughing so much

[@sebastianleguizamon1888]

Jajajajaj me too

[@Rayncynn]

Yoooo who's hacking him Plague Doctor? 😂

[@darcylobbly5655]

"Activating the Hawk Eye, engaging all enemy vehicles! Can you see?" 😂😂😂

[@harshityashwardhan]

😂😂😂 i will die laughing.

[@drhexagonapus]

It's very technical language you wouldn't understand it haha 😖

[@yogenderhuda7618]

Hahahahah That kid is living in "MARVEL UNIVERSE"😂😂😂😂

[@quinton1630]

Geektype needs to add this guy’s voiceover as an Easter egg

[@terminalvelocityrunner2202]

It hurts to look at... “that’s where Batman lives.” “Yes”

[@rikicurtis522]

Just remember everyone" "According to the Hawk eye engage all enemy vehicles" "That is THE technical language" Ok? Let me tell you one thing, sir

[@herp_derpingson]

To be fair, this is 21st century vigilante justice. Jim Browning is Batman.

[@xxxteentitans8828]

more like oracle (barbara gordon)

[@SylviaLastname]

I mean his name is Jim, he could definitely be the commissioner

[@sameash3153]

To be fair I just blowed marijuana smoke on the screen

[@cmrdecc6516]

Nah more like Jim Gordon.

[@ForeverBleedinGreen]

And what's your point? Do the scammers deserve anything less? So what if it's "21st century vigilante justice." Someone has to do it, and why NOT use their own techniques against these effing ass****s? Go Jim! Keep on scamming the effing scammers, and informing the INNOCENT PUBLIC of their exploits!

[@simonbrooke3534]

Genuinely in tears, lost it at the "enemy vehicles" part. Creasing. Thank you.

[@Daidek]

I hope you get out of your fold

[@Blake4014]

its all that complex technical jargon we just don't get anymore! just a technical term !!!! lool

[@RaptorMaitre]

That's the TECHNICAL TERM!

[@Daniel-ds5ld]

"Activating the Hawkeye, where we can engage all the enemy vehicles!" 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@MeCooper]

I could swear that's a line from that failure of a movie; Stealth. 🤣

[@orsoncart1021]

Actually Hawkeye says OUT. Hitting middle stump.

[@anthonyguter]

@@orsoncart1021 And the umpire reverses his decision.

[@wenqiweiabcd]

"that is the technical language" 🤦‍♂️

[@orsoncart1021]

@@anthonyguter as they have to do so often.

[@Jack_Woods]

I love the moment the guy opens the wrong animation and it starts to show an attack vehicle XD I kinda hoped he kept going and it showed the stock footage of a bunch of small nukes being fired over the clouds and them being armed mid air in a CGI secuence Like "Umm as you can see we are nuking the hacker right now!"

[@evan1977]

I just started dying when the scammer tried to say that SCP was his company

[@popme9978]

😂😂😂

[@michaelxz1305]

Scammers Con People, yeah I'd say that's his company for sure

[@whiteboardalien8722]

Secure contain protect

[@vendybirdsvadl7472]

scp in his way stands for scam people or sc.p

[@Corghy]

*WE ARE ENGAGING ALL ENEMY VEHICLES*

[@havokvladimirovichstalinov]

"This is your global office is it?" "Yes" *cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme*

[@sandrajovic9304]

Omg, same!

[@bintytime]

it’s literally in my neighborhood bahaha i was floored

[@manynukes11]

I imagined Mr. Burns saying "yes"

[@kommo1419]

I can't like... It's at 420

[@ForzaDeMullet]

Frank Costanza is holding a computer sales contest between his son George and Lloyd Braun. The winner gets a water pick.

[@joeo4821]

"It says he's from Gotham City ...that's where Batman's from." "Yes exactly sir."

[@artistknownaslisa2850]

lol! ohh they're such doofs

[@android12921]

He is Gautam from Gotham City!!

[@SaiyanCat]

Jim: That’s the city where Batman lives Scummer: Exactly Jim: Batman is a fictional charac… Scummer: SIR LISTEN TO ME

[@lukamarko1037]

Why is this not here: -Sir u have problemo with ur windows compter -But I use linux -Yes butYou have a problem with windows security

[@thebeetalls]

"It's okay, I have curtains."

[@kenrickkahn]

@@thebeetalls witty 😂😂😂😂😂

[@darkrunsit]

@@thebeetalls I sense a whoosh comin on

[@beulize1380]

CJ bUt thAt iS nOt a lAptOp/ComPuTer

[@darkrunsit]

@@beulize1380 lol I was partly correct

[@amritas2400]

"Activating the *Hawkeye* " "the killer is from Gotham City" Marvel or DC? I mean just pick one. 😂

[@rolandhazuki8787]

@KZbin Comment illuminati confirm 😂

[@royzhao6537]

Jim: "so this house is your global office?" *shows an obvious residential house* A very confused scammer: "...Yes"

[@Roescoe]

They don't even try.

[@vossboss220]

@@Roescoe no shame

[@Diatonic5th]

"Activating HAWK" = the moment where I lost it in this video😂

[@NorieagaHDR]

9:00 -- the stuff about "IP trassed", engaging enemy vehicles, and the scammer keeping up with all the pop-ups slayed me, I'm laughing tears over here.

[@vendybirdsvadl7472]

i think the scammer thought this was the most real hack on the website

[@shawnkloss559]

NorieagaHDR i can’t breath

[@bobolink890]

I'm just glad they could activate the Hawk before it was too late for his sweet bank information.....it had animations 'an all that shit.

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

SCP SCAMMER CONTAINMENT!

[@JiwonAstrid]

5:55 Jim: What time is it in California? Scammer: **sweats furiously in scammer**

[@southernkatrina8161]

Is that 11.57 am or pm???

[@iceicebaby7860]

scammer's background sound : i wonder how, i wonder why

[@Jack-qg7nc]

This house is your global office?

[@Julmaa87]

"sweats furiously in scammer" ?? Great English there 🤣

[@easyaspi31415]

**laughs mockingly in @@Julmaa87 not knowing the meme format**

[@euphony5552]

9:08 “Secure contain protect” Did the scammer just claim SCP as a US government organisation XD

[@daniel-andersson]

Yep.

[@fffff-d2i]

Well, I'm pretty sure the foundation do have some US govermental support... Also epic Misaka pfp

[@vendybirdsvadl7472]

scp - [REDACTED] desc: scp - [REDACTED] appers to be an idiotic idian scammer

[@judgehangman]

@Dark I think they were probably just referring to the fact that in-universe the Foundation operates outside of the government but must have some form of government support. Not, like, irl fbfjfj

[@MYTUBE427]

What’s objectively interesting to me, is the level of confidence they have in what they’re doing, the sheer conviction that absolutely nothing bad will happen to them as a result of scamming people in this fashion. It’s also really really really really really funny to me (cathartic, too) to hear you sorts pressure these guys.

[@shyguy9302]

I'm so glad that the SCP foundation is looking after my online security!

[@ToadVIP]

Lmao

[@gigacat9761]

SCP-096 HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT! I REPEAT SCP-096 HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT!

[@anonaxolotl]

So scp 666 Ensslin through y A crack and feeding it til Ob u go broke

[@otakuscientist5171]

Dude, he be treatening us with a peanut and a broken God?

[@totallytubular618]

I couldn't find that in the video, what's the time stamp?

[@guscox9651]

"batman's a fictional character" "yes exactly, sir" lmao

[@rootfelixfake6716]

-He lives in the city of Gotham? -Yes -Where Batman lives. -EXACTLY, THAT'S WHY WE MUST STOP HIM, AND WE NEED YOUR HELP FOR THAT, SIR.

[@anonymousfingerprint5437]

"ac0rDinG to aCTivatiNg thE HaWk Eye"

[@leafgreensniper13]

That James Bond ass shit had me in tears

[@noahdaboat8216]

The scariest part of this video was when he said “have a happy 2020”

[@Lifya]

Well, aren't you?

[@oaples8790]

hahahahha

[@jellyfishlotusdream]

Ok

[@himiranda123]

if only he knew

[@waqarbinwaqas9537]

Please leave the likes like that "404"

[@coreygriffin2697]

9:00 to 11:15. The SCP Foundation teaming up with Batman? THIS IS THE GREATEST CROSSOVER EVER!!!!

[@VoroX-CF]

All united by the officially dumbest scammer in the known universe

[@99999bomb]

Where is the SCP part

[@VoroX-CF]

@@99999bomb right at 9:00, logo in the bg

[@99999bomb]

@@VoroX-CF ok thx

[@fireeternal3243]

batman has breached containment level 3

[@RafikExe]

"You have to look it online" "No,sir" *Typing furiously in the backround*

[@galacticaledge4961]

I told a girl that I think has a crush on me just a few days ago about the Gotham in Kolkata part and we had a laugh. But bro, keep up the good work! You make many great moments like this one

[@linearcurve]

did this actual lad just claim to be from the SCP foundation holy shit

[@freyawion5337]

O5 has some cleaning to do

[@aditomasik5933]

Secure CONTENT protect A true master! XD

[@noonestoplooking]

This is a scp-001 scenario

[@cthult7856]

Hahahah he doesn't work here dw even SCP doesn't hire scammers

[@masterdoragon]

I must be one of the few followers of this channel that knows SCP too, I laughed so hard when I saw that part of the video

[@florianstuder3128]

9:07 " Sir this is insider information" Hearing this with the "SCP" logo in the middle of the screen has to be the funniest thing

[@effortlessGFX]

“Gotham Police dept.” I’m honestly in tears. These guys ffs 😂

[@sagbon98]

Dis iz dee theknikul language, dat in tuhms of THEKNIKUL... 😂😂😂

[@deiuwhite]

please send me the full video link I'm dying lmao

[@Jerry_Lal]

Me too..I'm In tears now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... My fellow Indian are great. They let Jim browning confused for a sec.

[@leafgreensniper13]

The geek typer scammer is literally the hardest I’ve laughed in months

[@owensmith6215]

"That's where Batman lives isn't it?" "That's exactly right sir"

[@sky-sx5gt]

lmao

[@SunilSharma-vs7vb]

@user stfu

[@vckrscindy]

OMG 😂 I have never heard such a stupid scammer. "Gotham City".

[@vckrscindy]

@@SunilSharma-vs7vb Never heard such a big dummy in my life. "Maybe Gotham and Batman are in Delhi". True Indian brilliance.

[@vckrscindy]

@user Renting a room on your house boat? yes

[@stealth4577]

And in a panic The hacker says “And according to activating the hawk eye” *what are you talking about* “ uhm. It’s technical language “ 👏 👏 👏

[@glaucusyellow]

Jim- "It says he lives in the city of Gotham where Batman lives". Scammer-"Yes that is ABSOLUTELY CORRECT". Gotham P.D. is coming for this guy

[@LEO22116]

"Well, that guy lives in gotham where Batman lives, right?" "Yesss exactly sir"

[@taylah4057]

“hallo?” “...yes.” “activate enemy vehicles” “enemy vehicles? what are you on about” “that is theee technical language.” (just like tras) “Which is where batman lives” “yes exactly sir” “batman is a fictional character”

[@sagbon98]

I thought he asked "what are you talking about?" I am asking the same thing

[@MultiChantal22]

I lost it at "Which is where batman lives" "Yes exactly sir" 😂😂

[@arewa2022]

Ok nice one manny

[@nuttyqt]

Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@miComet-fans]

im ded when i hear this conversation

[@jackbob.coz55]

Which ruins your credibility more: Trying to pass off SCP or a Batman character as hackers? Scammer: *w h y n o t b o t h*

[@artistknownaslisa2850]

lol

[@chandandharana7492]

I mean SCP is a niche thing, so people who are more likely to be targeted would think it's credible

[@Panzer_Runner]

I mean half of the internet know what's SCP, so if they got the wrong people, they're fucked

[@daniel-andersson]

@@Panzer_Runner Boomers don't. Boomers who actually fall for this shit don't know SCP, so they believe it

[@leithx7595]

@@daniel-andersson I am a boomer but I have never fallen for a scam...I love watching scammers being scammed and caught, and this one is really good.

[@DijaVlogsGames]

Something to remember when I open my scam callcenter: Put up a clock that shows the time of my fake office that I can check quickly.

[@albertbresca5801]

you'll need more than a clock I am guessing.. probably a monitor showing the image from the area showing the weather and type or day ... as well as a street map ... so many different things you'd need to be a good thief it seems..... probably handy having some kind of voice disguiser so you don't sound indian - as that is an instant wwarning as people are sick and tired of scammers being indian (most times) and pretending to be local....

[@jaroslavserbus2331]

You're a true hero! A bit scared that people with your skills could probably hack even my electric toothbrush, but just amazed of your skills and how you use them. True protector of Gotham!

[@Wignut]

"And there's the traced IP we are triangulating." "We are activating the Hawkeye which can engage all enemy vehicles." "Now the nukes have been deployed and is destroying his location." "And now Gotham City is contacting our department requesting Batman to take the case." "As you can see Batman has tracked down the hacker's headquarters and killed them." "Now we need a gift card amounting to 2K can you pay with Best Buy?"

[@ChubbyXUnicorn]

Lol I loved how that progressed.

[@somerandomgamer8504]

9:25 Secure, Contain, Protect?.. the SCP Foundation? Lul. Must be a D-class hacker.

[@maxxyfur6943]

The O5 council ensures that all D-class personal who recklessly use foundation resources will be subject to appropriate punishment, including but not limited to, restriction of free time, reassignment to "worse" SCPs, execution by ■■■ and ■■■ - 05 MF

[@ctb3335]

Heccin dbois amirite

[@darkdelta]

More like a "B" Class hacker, as in I wanna-B-a hacker but didn't make the cut.

[@Ok_Cabbage]

9:00 > connecting to CIA internal database... > TRIANGULATING > Activating HAWK > Engaging all enemy vehicles

[@ec6211]

The external database is for storing memes.

[@harshityashwardhan]

😂 batman will take down enemy soon

[@the2323guy]

"Engage all enemy vehicles" Legendary. We need a part 2.

[@PlanetXtreme]

And the best scambaiting award goes to you, Jim. Thanks for wasting these scammers' time, and reporting them.

[@PlanetXtreme]

And, of course, creating entertaining content for me to watch:)

[@jochenkraus7016]

And for causing actual damage by refunding some of their money.

[@jayzo]

​@@ibrahimbaghdadi4995 Kitboga certainly deserves an Honorable mention for that, but the depth of the investigation Jim has done (using the RAT for evidence collection rather than destruction) is what makes Jim's work the most deserving.

[@dans.6525]

You, Jim are the best of the best. Thanks

[@Covid-bv4hp]

"ACTIAVTING HAWK" "Engage all enemy vehicles" Got me laughing like the joker. I began tearing of laughter.

[@KotCR]

What a cool looking video game. I guess that's what you're paying for?

[@randomgarbage5938]

i'm sorry i died when he ran geek_typer like *bruh thats literally the SCP logo what is you DOING*

[@kevinsundelin8639]

Lmao that was great. I would've adressed that immediately 😂 Would love to hear his reaction to hearing that they're working with a fictional foundation

[@andyleong2538]

Someone get the scp authors or the game designers to call them

[@whoopwhoop4783]

What time?

[@LordLongHands]

This mans made a big mistake

[@kevinsundelin8639]

@@andyleong2538 "The SCP authors" Mate, there's hundreds, probably thousands of authors who have written for the SCP site and multiple branches for specific languages on top of that. Also, the site and game are entirely separate creations and I'm not sure why we should call just cause we're contributors to the SCP Foundation.

[@MonaLillelien]

I really hope you never give up your good work, mr Browning! I love watching these videoes.

[@lanceneidhardt4283]

How does anyone believe this stuff? "Accessing CIA database" "Engaging enemy vehicles"😂😂😂

[@IslamicStorytimez]

😭😭😭😭😭😭 enemy vehicles

[@android12921]

May be some elderly women who has no idea about computers or internet.

[@energeticstunts993]

@@android12921 shit. She would be scared outta her mind. Dude? Engaging enemy vehicles??? WTF?

[@mikoajh2747]

Energetic Stunts gotham city lol

[@vafixer8885]

@@energeticstunts993 "oh dear" intensifies , old people gather around Margret pc , shhhh they are engaging enemy vehicles Barbra...I cant wait to tell my grandson this!

[@Fl0yd-]

9:00 Im dead at this point ... he legit tried to keep up with the site

[@andrefourie4578]

jim grate video dit you get my email i have send you emails happy newyear to you hope you will go on to make mor skambateng videos

[@Andre-cj1ds]

DID YOU GET HIS EMAIL MATE?

[@avalanche472]

And they even used the SCP Foundation 😆

[@th3vibechecker]

8:58 imagine this scammer using the scam on an SCP fan

[@supernovarevolution931]

Well now they have a problem with containing my laughter

[@drmystery2662]

Dat me.

[@cykablyatvodkaplays4537]

Watch out sir scp 173 has hacked ur bank account

[@aubree7810]

Sir scp 079 is inside of your computerrr and we have to remove it with our scp liscensed antiwirus

[@rarewolf8563]

The worst part is that it says you need level 4 authorization. Who is just carrying around an 04 card?

[@RosieAnims]

10:08 What makes it even funnier is that this looks like something you’d see on the Bat-Computer in a Batman movie

[@TheGamingBeehive]

09:48 "Engage all enemy vehicles" Started laughing and almost choked to death with my coffee. :D

[@duck_thor3585]

nearly spit my tea out at "engaging all enemy vehicles"

[@valgo8128]

Me at gotham city

[@Vollification]

Fun fact There are three "cities" IRL called "Gotham" 1. A village in Nottinghamshire, UK with a population of ca 1500 2. A small unincorporated area in Wisconsin, USA with a population of ca 190 3. A hamlet in Dorset, UK population unkown Batman has retired it seems :p

[@revolverocelot3741]

but the enemy vehicles...

[@lotus1219]

there is hawk too

[@Ickshter2112]

Can confirm, just had just had some hawkeye drones flying over Western WI last week. Fun fact: If you google map search Gotham WI, it will show 2 different pictures of the Metropolis, in a ho dunk town with a Gas station, 2 bars and a church.

[@herrjonna2007]

Also, Batman is a city in Turkey

[@JacarandaMusic]

Heck I've driven not far from the Dorset one countless times and never noticed. I'm going to guess there are no road signs cos the locals got bored of the jokes.

[@LunxAythia]

No matter how many times I watch this video, the ‘Engaging Enemy Vehicles’ part always gets me XD The fact that the scammer sounds so confident with it. If I ever got brain damage and became a scammer, I would have just hung up after that animation played XD Clearly it’s randomised