The Patient Gamer

The longer you wait, the cheaper they get. That's just logic.
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[@oddluck4180]

The Skyrim joke just gets better and better with each year.

[@veramae4098]

Skyrim is great. Wish they didn't use Steam. Constant problems.

[@drcbt3240]

@@veramae4098 if you open it through skse you get none of the problems and all the benefits of steam

[@veramae4098]

@@drcbt3240 Gotta check into that. I googled it, looks useful. Thanks.

[@ericbambach3222]

@@veramae4098 Beware, for it can be dangerously useful! Many mods that add useful functionality to the game depend on it, and you may all too easily find yourself going down the rabbit hole of adding mods that add years of life to the game! 😆

[@perahoky]

why?

[@dxtrum]

Funny how the no man's sky joke is outdated but the Skyrim joke is still as true as ever.

[@0LoneTech]

... or you can conclude he referred to Star Citizen. I don't think we will run out of overhyped ideas.

[@dxvt]

@@0LoneTech I think he was referring to NMS because it has billions of planets, while star citizen to my knowledge only has a few

[@LtLukoziuz]

@@dxvt He was referring to NMS, but NMS came out great. Now Star Citizen is the true dumpster which just eats money and does nothing. The amount of people (and the amount of money they're putting in) just to get some 3D models is baffling

[@MisterFeanor]

@@LtLukoziuz NMS was a trainwreck, the devs stuck through and fixed it, that's great, other devs would've abandonned it.

[@90kalos1]

I was actually stopping by to talk about how I finally gave NMS another chance and it is actually pretty good now.

[@liz.1328]

It’s true. As a patient gamer this is painfully accurate.

[@sabus1265]

This video is literally just regurgitating groupthink blanket statements that have no genuine truth to them

[@sabus1265]

If EA makes bad games. Why do these clowns keep buying em? Apparently they're good enough to buy. Battlefront 2 is good. Titanfall is good. Jedi fallen order is good. NFS Heat is good. Oooooh controversial. PC is overrated. Laying in bed with your controller under your blanket >>>>>>> Sitting upright in a cubicle hunched over, eyes 6 inches away from the screen. Wrists absolutely devasted. Arthritis and Carpal tunnel in full effect. Finding a cheater in every lobby. AAA Games never being optimized on PC. Getting console exclusives 3 years after everyone's already played it. Having to tweak your settings for 45 minutes just to go from an average of 87fps to 91fps. Spending 100+ hours watching super expensive builds on KZbin just to not buy anything after all. Devs having no motivation to update a game cause everyone's already pirated it and they make no money. And worst of all: Playing on PC just cause the KZbinr said it was better. That's that straight and narrow herd mentality. Clown mentality.

[@FireInNight27]

@@sabus1265 shut up clown

[@PantsYT]

@@sabus1265 I play on PC because the games I play are not available on console and I am more familiar with keyboard and mouse than controller. Also console controllers are horribly inconsistent so you can't switch from Xbox to Playstation without your muscle memory taking a huge hit.

[@Deliveredmean42]

@@PantsYT As oppose to be consistent and memorizing every controls for every pc games?

[@riror]

Yo he legit ironically predicted the future by acting like he is predicting the future

[@Mar-wp5tl]

"Things to avoid: anything EA has ever touched." Ain't that the truth.

[@Madhattersinjeans]

I will say Dragon age origins was a solid title. Though that wasn't touched by EA until late in development where they couldn't do as much damage.

[@adammcfall5133]

Suprise mechanics..... www.pcgamesn.com/ea-loot-boxes

[@thisisbobross2122]

I feel Dead Space, at least 1 and 2 are still fantastic games

[@maximeprometheas]

[Person who's skipped a few years on Earth:] What? No! Electronics Arts are amazing! Have you played--- [Plays the new Sim City.] Hey, I've got a few extra baseball bats with 'kneecaps' written all over them; do you have the address for EA's headquarters?

[@evileraxis2625]

The Command and Conquers they put out aren’t horrible

[@PanzerMan332]

"It's like talking to 2007."

[@roadent217]

2007 was the spike before shit hit the fan. It was also 10 years ago. Holy shit...

[@jasperzanovich2504]

Before that the peak was 1999. Worst times is always now, everything else is just a good story, right?

[@THB192]

Jasper Zanovich 1999 WAS a good year to be a gamer. I have spent today only playing games from 1999 - Q3A, UT, StarCraft (SC was 99, right?), and so on. So many good games!

[@roadent217]

Jasper Zanovich While nostalgia can have an effect, no, not right. Gaming now is also going up - between Factorio, Ultimate General: Civil War, Exanima and others, you're slowly starting to get a revival (indie and retro, in this case) in terms of creativity. I project the next peak to happen in about 5 years from now, possibly 3. 2007 was the year the first games of the modern generation came out. Assassin's Creed, Modern Warfare, Gears of War, Halo 3, etc. Everything up from then mostly tried to copy the successes of those games (except, maybe, the indies). The same way a large part of the industry prior to 2007 tried to copy 1999. I imagine some paradigm shift in consumer expectations will happen soon (maybe involving VR?), which will cause a whole new bunch of copycats. And the cycle shall continue...

[@Ryndae-l]

Josh Barrett SC and brood war were '98.

[@whjp2k176]

If he buys games for 2-5 dollars Ubisoft must be his best friend.

[@chemkip2697]

Got the division 2 for $3 can confirm

[@shine8704]

Got farcry 3,4,5 for 6 bucks

[@stephencarroll9935]

@@shine8704 what the

[@magmat0585]

ehhhh, but their open world games are all the same over and over with a fresh coat of paint.

[@krypton7900]

@@magmat0585 your whole family tree is just the same person over and over with a fresh coat of paint probably a terrible roast don't know why I thought of it but it amuses me for some reason

[@Richard_Bumblebee]

And I patiently waited 4 years for this to appear in my recommended.

[@JSpin-js4vr]

I apparently waited 6

[@Violent2aShadow]

"What about Fallout?" "The higher the number, the bigger the fall."

[@darrynmurphy2038]

"The best one ends up being the spin off one that's really just a DLC in disk form"

[@dereckguerra6863]

That is why Fallout and Fallout: new vegas are the best cuz they have no numbers lol

[@joshualittlewolfe8550]

Dereck Guerra Fallout 2 was fantastic.

[@VodShod]

how was fallout 75?

[@thelegendarymage9454]

He should know about that by now

[@nathanhale4328]

Remember when games used to come out when they're finished?

[@-CrimsoN-]

Remember when games just didn't suck?

[@nathanhale4328]

@@-CrimsoN- It's gettin kinda foggy but, yes.

[@zil0484]

No patch needed

[@elozaa]

*_Pepperidge Farms remembers..._*

[@SergioGonzalez-jc5tq]

Remember when DLC wasn't a thing?

[@arkajyotijha906]

"The most addicting game in the world is a low resolution Lego simulator." I don't even game and I know this one. Wtf

[@jackwallace6679]

I think it’s factorio or mine craft

[@greasedumpster9781]

minceraft

[@CursedInEternity92]

Minecraft, but you have been warned about the addictiveness

[@101jir]

Is it weird I thought he meant Roblox? My immediate reaction was "well, it would be if they weren't (seemingly) aiming at a userbase under 10."

[@sadfaceemojioxlong8593]

@@101jir roblox is definitly more lego than minecraft, but I thought he meant lego worlds.

[@FolkoMagipaw]

Ah yes, skyrim. A timeless masterpiece that just works.

[@nexusprime2487]

Along with Resident Evil 4, these two games will always keep getting re-releases no matter what.

[@gingerlicious3500]

I can't agree. I can't play it anymore because it has aged so horribly. The combat is floaty, the dungeons are samey and boring. Even mods don't fix it for me.

[@koshiinahole1003]

year i got every version, its amazing

[@warlordgank1318]

It just works.

[@Introbulus]

* After downloading about 9 different mods.

[@isadoracostahamsi163]

2017-“avoid anything EA touches” still relevant.

[@goldenbrigain7031]

always gonna be relevant

[@JG-yd1ys]

I'm 359th

[@datslowvette5195]

Isadora Costa Hamsi except for apex legends

[@Dalavine]

@@datslowvette5195 they let the devs do their own thing FOR ONCE, it's barely even EA. It certainly isn't EA at its core, if it were it would cost $60, and the actual core would be split between a few full price expansions, because that's the EA way.

[@james7024]

Apex?

[@AmandaDavis6130]

“I just preordered it for like the fourth time” The more things change, the more they stay the same.

[@arawn1061]

@@postconsolepeasant6538 and skyrim fridge

[@IndigoGollum]

@@postconsolepeasant6538 Hey that's great and all but I could really use Skyrim Wii U here. Not everyone has a Switch or VR or Smart Fridge.

[@averywatts2391]

This quote resonates the most with me. I think I have bought 7 copies across 3 platforms.

[@koala2075]

@@postconsolepeasant6538 Hey lets not forget skyrim calculator

[@koala2075]

@@postconsolepeasant6538 or skyrim MS Notepad...

[@ARB6769]

1:40 "if you were ever a sega fan, I'm really sorry but it somehow gets worse" *laughs in 24h Cinderella*

[@HenryS136]

24h Cinderella is peak modern Sega IMO

[@r8dio908]

@@HenryS136 I wouldve argued Sonic Mania was peak modern Sega a month ago. But I *cultured* myself and played the Yakuza games

[@DeadRebornKid]

what game are you referring to?

[@r8dio908]

@@DeadRebornKid Yakuza 0

[@anotherdaytobetheslayer7091]

Tsuno ni I lo-

[@doornik1142]

The best part of this sketch is it gets even better with age.

[@Chu8rock]

"This Altaïr guy, he's going places." Yeah, straight into side content.

[@baconsir1159]

Pretty sure that’s the joke

[@vonfaustien3957]

Funny because his game is literally the only one that has jackshit to do with the historical assassin order.

[@ThisisSigma200]

@@vonfaustien3957 notice there's only been one assassin's creed game in medieval times

[@AzguardMike]

altair game used real templars, and had alot of good historical assassinations of templars. Where as the newer games are just there to get us to spend more $ £. I keep waiting to find out what happens to the Juno subplot, found out recently it happens in a bloody comic. Booooo

[@lexecomplexe4083]

@@AzguardMike Seriously> They didn't even finish that plotline in a game?

[@qanh96]

"At least be a socially acceptable leech like the rest of us and use Steam sales." *In Densel Washington's voice* : My man.

[@csabijooo]

MY MAN

[@claytongrey988]

MY MAN

[@sekkusora7243]

MY MAN

[@Mine_that_is_filled_with_salt]

MAH NI**A

[@alienatedslayer]

🤝

[@henrynelson9301]

“I’m more comfortable with hard copies” “Oh my god, it’s like talking to 2007”

[@MrStrangermoon]

the hard copies all comes after 2019. if you dont touch ea you missing hard copies bcoue only all ea games lreased with dvds. and some ubisoft and bethesda capcom etc. when he saying dont touch ea he is clearly console guy fan. saying dont touch ea on pc saytinh like not but exlusive hard copies of ps4 titles for ps4. battlefield 3 is was pc seller game on 2011 more than skyrim. and battlefield 1 on 2016. all the ea titles way better most of avareage of sony nintendo exlusives. but the consoel guys buys them. if you any one say horizon zero down order kizzone aniam crossing better even battlefront 2 its totaly not played the game. jut read the rumors of net. they buying with net reviews. patient gamer is try the game and decide is it good or not. its true gamer. even he come decade later he play battlefront 2 and amaze. the consoel guy other hand he probly n play battlefront 2 or paly decade after than patient gamer.

[@mayo5826]

@@MrStrangermoon we hate ea, beacause of their money grabbing tactics (and other weird things like buying companies, than closing them up), but true they created really good games, but their games and money grabbing tactics just became worse and worse. The most recent games of there (it takes two, and knockout city) are going in the right directions and I hope ea will become some game publisher who we appreciate for their beheviours.

[@MrStrangermoon]

@@mayo5826 wel ıhate nintendo and sony. love ea and sega. ı love everything about ea and sega not jsut games packaging box game art dlcs etc. the only thing ı dont love about ea is sport games for every year. its diffrent world. for ı see about eu and usa etc the nintendo and sony is dominant. when ı go to pc section on store mostly ea games. and when ı was kid the store section(legal or not) mostly sega. people thinks everyone is growing up like that way which is not. and compare franches like call of duty vs battlefield. battlefiedl miilom times bigger better advance game for many. for just ı respect for cod ı cant say activison is bad etc. ea is around 35 years. its old as fuck as sega and nintnedo. saying pass ea is like pass the android or windows just use apple etc.

[@mayo5826]

@@MrStrangermoon I am not saying to throw them away, but a lot of there products are really anti-costumer like origin, and battlefront 2 in the start

[@MrStrangermoon]

@@mayo5826 ı buy battlefront 2 day one. ı dont spend single dim anything about it. and all the dlc are free and dlcs not jsut skin etc it took 2.5 year content. the only thing about battlefront 2 in start was wrong like all dice games in start there was a bugs in the game and this time game progression was slow. but for avarage ea player or dice player who play every day 1 hour atleast the it was not slow. the all drama about battlefront 2 is lie. game yes changed a lot but it changed content wise. it was not like diablo 3 store drama etc like thing. the lootbox they talking about battlefront 2 is same as battlefield 4 and battlefiedl 1. the funny thing in battlefront 2015 progression and unlocking things way slower and hard still but no one talking about it. ı also love battlefront 2015 it was scored low critics but in 2015 best advance looking game and even work on low end hardware. the witcher 3 like games that year to work you need good hardware. battlefront 2 was 9 scored game and will content it get 10 out 10 game. they scored 3 4 . after that year ı stop following reviews.

[@Vezon2121]

"Oh yeah that happened twice". Thats a really good line tbh cause if you know what hes talking about, it hurts. It really really hurts

[@ohitsrusher842]

@SantyGSL No

[@ohitsrusher842]

@SantyGSL no man's sky

[@otherssingpuree1779]

I waited 8 years to go to college to finally play games without my parents antagonising about it.

[@couchpotatoe91]

Same here! What a relief not having to constantly justify your hobby, right?

[@logicalwren8061]

@@couchpotatoe91 Well really it depends how bad the hobby is. If you're a reasonable gamer then do whatever lol

[@astienyusuf7428]

@@logicalwren8061 in my case my parents is antagonizing every game no matter what and how I played it, when I got my first phone(a symbian one) there is already a pre installed game inside and when I tried to play it just for a few minute they take my phone and delete every pre installed game on my phone and then the tell me that game is bad of habbit and make people dumb. that was when I 7yo

[@logicalwren8061]

@@astienyusuf7428 Damn.... I don't even know how to respond

[@astienyusuf7428]

@@logicalwren8061 yeah you dont need to feel sorry, after all now I'm a collage student and I can play game at my will without my parents ranting about it.

[@HolyApplebutter]

"Don't get anything EA has ever touched." *Sad Titanfall 2 noises*

[@Kalenz1234]

DA:O, Mass Effect trilogy were good. Just expect to be disappointed by ME3 ending.

[@peoduction6068]

Sad Dead Space 2 noises Sad Battlefield 3 noises Sad NFS Heat noises Sad Apex Legends noises

[@Kalenz1234]

@@peoduction6068 Never played any of em.

[@peoduction6068]

@@Kalenz1234 all good games in my opinion

[@CKER-cl8in]

Sad Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order noises

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

Came back after finding out there’s gonna be another skyrim port

[@Dontknowman420]

“Don’t play anything ea has touched” was most underrated joke of this skit😂

[@mrjaku633]

I mean, EA did touch Titanfall 2, and it still is the best shooter out there

[@theemperor1379]

@@mrjaku633 X Doubt

[@mrjaku633]

@@theemperor1379 Alright, everyone has their own favourites

[@Dontknowman420]

@@mrjaku633 I’m not saying everything ea has done is bad, but in general their are better companies putting out better games

[@vacuous1331]

@@Dontknowman420 battlefield 3 and 4 are some of the best fps games out there and cod struggled hard to catch up

[@someindividual2151]

"oh you're talking about spore aren't you?!?" "Oh yeah, that, wow, yeah that happens twice." Still comedy gold.

[@nemtudom5074]

The feeling when EVERYONE forgot about spore, until that line is dropped, and suddenly everyone in the audience gasped in unison

[@Derek-nz7mq]

The best part is everyone who's ever been on steam once knows it's No Man's Sky.

[@gibustheinfamous]

@@Derek-nz7mq You know this video's old when he says it's bad.

[@georgethompson913]

thrice if you count star citizen

[@gibustheinfamous]

@Keagan T ah yes, was expecting that. Whether or not it's bad NOW is completely subjective. Back then it was basically fact due to the sheer amount of bugs and glitched as well as unfulfilled promises. Hello Games actually made an effort to make their game better and actually functional though, so if your opinion is that it's bad, then so be it. I won't change your mind.

[@redcarz1]

the accuracy levels here are just, too high

[@plaidchickens3271]

Since I discovered memes high only means somethings about marijuana to me

[@juliannim6843]

IF you like memes and feel like toxic clouds and salt is good for you, you should try out 9GAG

[@redcarz1]

Julian Nim 9GAG is like a piece of the dark web that somehow managed to manifest on the normal internet

[@BalthorYT]

9gay is for plebs, the real memes are _out there_, and the best/worst are from 4chan

[@victoriazilverentant5593]

Yup, 4chan has ze bestests memes. And they are basically an army. Dont mess with 4chan, they will rip you in half.

[@orangedude5206]

You know your a patient gamer when you've been waiting for a good halo game for 11 years

[@commentingchannel9776]

@@nicohalo999l Reach came out the 24th of September, 2010. It has almost been 11 years since Reach. Yes, you are getting that old.

[@WhoDatBoy0345]

You're*

[@orangedude5206]

@@WhoDatBoy0345 your corrected

[@WhoDatBoy0345]

@@orangedude5206 bro... You're*

[@orangedude5206]

@@WhoDatBoy0345 bro! I've already said that your right, what else do you want?

[@joshuastarkloff9602]

Dude not gonna lie loving his collection. That neon green plastic is so nostalgic

[@fransthefox9682]

@Bannedfrom KZbin13times I have an X360 and a PS4 Pro and I prefer the latter by a long shot. Although the other one had some great games too. Loading screens aren't that long, really. The ones in Ghost of Tsushima are like... 3 seconds.

[@fransthefox9682]

@Bannedfrom KZbin13times I stick to my statement. I still think the UI is better on newer consoles. I don't have a PS5 so I can't comment on that. PS4's just looks nice, has some great dinamic themes, easy to use and navigate.

[@MadChickenPictures]

"i wait till games are at a reasonable price" "whats a reasonable price?" "$2" Are we the same person?

[@FatGuyEngineer]

For how most games turn out in recent years, $2 sounds just right.

[@OMalacarn]

GOAT

[@megamike15]

the steam sale logic.

[@woooshifgay1393]

Lol just bought portal 1 & 2 with that price

[@oliverwilliamson6528]

@@woooshifgay1393 I got the orange box bundle for around 5 bucks.

[@illogicalbear6200]

"How do you justify charging sixty dollars for that?"

[@plaidchickens3271]

No mans sky video?

[@nssheepster]

Hey, that's the phrase!

[@Hoehlenmaensch]

Now i need to rewatch that for like the 7th (?) time. Thanks man.

[@misterproject8]

nssheepster sentence*

[@TheArtikae]

*How do you justify charging $2 for that.

[@edwinpj7637]

"Mass Effect 3, don't do that" why? I took that personally 🥺🥺

[@thegamingre-caps1205]

That’s literally me waiting for 49,99€ games in the PSN store to drop down to 4,99€.

[@aceofspades8792]

agreed except its me waiting for beyond light to drop down to a reasonable price

[@hellothere1947]

No one: People who can't tell the date: He didn't mention Fortnite. Edit: can't believe this has so many likes.

[@dyliokhan3946]

Benny Fair fax Nah, Forbnight is the new Call of Five Nights at Minecraft

[@lame6848]

fortnite bad, EA bad, witcher 3 underrated, gamers more oppressed than women (not related to the video)

[@lame6848]

@GoDicer. thats what he implied in that comment

[@lame6848]

@GoDicer. "wow im so cool because i use reddit just like the other few million people"

[@pickk90]

@@lame6848 wait since when is witcher 3 underrated? That's all people talked about for a full year when it came out. I even had a teacher who didn't show up for 2 weeks.

[@austingorick6701]

"Should I get skyrim?" "Oh yea I just preordered it for the 4th time." Sadly now relevant as theres been like 5 releases.

[@diobrando666]

Lol

[@voxvelderrain9273]

A Dreg's Promise makes a joke and who is there to respond? Dio Brando. Perfection

[@aeronautaeronaut3596]

Its not enough

[@jmuells6212]

“Alexa, play Skyrim.”

[@Flower55556]

Hippie Skyrim was the best game I have ever played millions of people agree with me so I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about

[@raygatana1886]

"Peter Molyneux is a false prophet" That one hurt me in my soul

[@beemy.6923]

“Don’t touch any EA games” *sad battlefield and battlefront noises*

[@priscila632]

The sims...

[@potato_god_03]

I really hate EA. Like REALLY HATE EA, but I’m sorry. Burnout Paradise and Jedi: Fallen Order are the only exception.

[@RezidueWithaZ]

When battlefield 1 came out i thought it was trash. Now i'm waiting for it to go on sale so i can play what i missed out on 😂

[@JorgeMiguel147]

@@RezidueWithaZ the game is just amazing. Play it on pc btw, the game is still very alive there.

[@joebowden4240]

The new “it takes two” game is a step in the right direction for ea imo

[@doxazo5512]

Minecraft is still going at full price, it’ll be awhile before he gets to it

[@ouroboros_1355]

and it'll be completely different to what it was at the time xD

[@dead99ish]

Physical 360 version maybe.

[@UKchuckM]

It goes for 2 dollars on g2a

[@bazookajoe595]

1,32€ on hrk games

[@lui1367]

he can download viper squad, which is a cracked minecraft. or if wants to pay for it he can get the windows 10 versions for under 2 bucks usually on kinguin

[@oliverwirth42]

"I just preordered it for the fourth time"

[@zuto96]

Oliver Wirth "Do you see that mountain? You can go to that mountain"

[@derpythefool9106]

zuto96 no i can't it is off the map

[@BolginV]

Im sure there's a glitch for that...

[@MD-pg1fh]

I also saw that part of the video.

[@sersmiles1635]

skyrim will be milked for years while Bethesda makes apps, skyrim for switch, remastered, special edition, game of the year

[@karlthorsten9118]

Ironically, now we do have a 4th Skyrim.

[@jthb]

Crazy how no man's sky took a return of the century

[@Wakka9000]

Spoiler - it didn't

[@Wulk]

Still not even close to what it looks on the trailers

[@aceofspades8792]

@@Wulk its still pretty amazing to me

[@aligmal5031]

@@Wulk It is better than the trailers now

[@aligmal5031]

@@Wakka9000 it did

[@Snakke40]

This hits way too close to home ;_;

[@Snakke40]

.... YOU'RE HERE TOO?

[@pyrodude64]

Neither of you are here, this is all a dog's dream.

[@imaloser5689]

But who is dreaming of the dog?

[@Gozokukolat]

ME!

[@Nestmind]

WAY too close T.T i fell bad

[@Lenny-ue8hk]

"If I had a nickel for every time there was a game that broke all expectations of what is possible, with a nearly infinite universe with procedurally generated planets that you can land on, and manipulate, and change, and other players are able to see the impact you have on those worlds because they're interacting with the same universe, I would have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice"

[@anonymoususer638]

What would the other nickel be

[@Lenny-ue8hk]

@@anonymoususer638 as they brought up in the video: Spore and No Man's Sky

[@mrjaku633]

@@Lenny-ue8hk But No Man's Sky dud change a lot from 3 years, it had the biggest redemtion I have ever seen in the gaming industry, turns out it wasn't a bad production, but a rushed one

[@Lenny-ue8hk]

@@mrjaku633 yeah I know, but the quote was too good to not use

[@Shaweck]

I dont know man... I mean. No Mans sky has changed a lot, and I dont know why but Spore is one of my favourite games ever so yeah 😅

[@alexbeaird7290]

1:42 this joke has aged very well because of Starfield. There are now three games this describes. (Minus the part about multiplayer.)

[@i_will_not_elaborate]

This video speaks to me on a spiritual level. Although I always go for the cheaper route because I grew up poor and well, that's what you do. As an adult I'm doing better now but I'm too used to the practice and it's pretty much all I know.

[@bishop8958]

This is a placeholder comment, a few years down the line I will come back to this and edit it to reflect the relative future of gaming with a comment timestamp from before said events happened -Posted may 24 2019.

[@guisampaio2008]

?

[@CatholicWeeb]

Good Luck!

[@CatholicWeeb]

Good Luck! I Believe You! (Not Sarcastic)

[@itsraventm]

Being in the past is pretty lame but I am more worried for the future

[@rga8895]

I'll wait for your input

[@xyon9090]

*I'm still playing Snake 1 in my **-old-** new cellphone*

[@danishqureshi8583]

Snake? That boring and repetitive collectathon? Try brick breaker hun.

[@RavenVandom]

@BUCKY FAST To be honest you should also fuck off

[@uno3542]

@@danishqureshi8583 I thought you mean mgs for a second

[@dermicity3212]

BUCKY FAST That means you are everywhere you too dumbfuck

[@showmaker8168]

Nokia?

[@Itaidori]

I am not even lying I am currently roaming around Solstheim in Skyrim as I’m watching this so can confirm good game

[@Kevidiffel]

Thinking about continuing my safe from some months ago..

[@Itaidori]

@@Kevidiffel Every single time I go back to Skyrim I always make a new player and I’ve been challenging myself recently and only playing Master mode

[@Kevidiffel]

@@Itaidori Good luck with that! Sounds like (no) fun!

[@softis2000]

1 like and I'll 100% it on a new platform for the 3rd time

[@softis2000]

Say no more 😎

[@lyl14ghost]

Gonna be here again 12 years later by recommendation...

[@Nick-xe8rx]

“Invest in a PC. The console wars are beneath you”. Wise words.

[@f.a.i9638]

But games can be resold on console. If you aren't next level patience you can sell your game and then buy another no extra investment

[@f.a.i9638]

@Yamato Kurokawa - 黒川山仁 and? Hoow long does that take..? When I can buy a console NEW release for 25 bucks used after one and a half weeks or so, play the shit out of for 1 and a half weeks, then sell it again for 25 bucks..100% no money spent. (Older games hover between 10-15) And money back that can be used for more games Also the "StEam saleS - 95%" is hella dumb, -95% has only happened once, most are 10 - 25%.. Even if so can I sell the game if I'm tired of it? NOT to be rude or anything but it's genuinely a stupid answer. ALSO STEAM SALES JUST MAKE THE GAME CHEAPER

[@ve6009]

Games go on sale on an average of a month or two on PC. Resell value isn't important if your game is years old or if you got it at a steal price.

[@f.a.i9638]

@@ve6009 Nope you still don't get it.. Read the message again.. And think this time, ALL GAMES even when they are 4 years old have a resale value of 5-15 bucks. New releases got a value of 15-35 If you use your eye and your brain, Consoles are more flexible.. That's it not hard to understand unless you are missing every type of reasoning and understanding.

[@hahayeahright4343]

Lol

[@CKTDanny]

That actually sums it all up really well... Wow, we have gone through quite a bit

[@jeremys215]

@Macaco Louco 1.4 thousand* Which is now 1.8K

[@decpato1141]

Not strange at all

[@Madhattersinjeans]

Sad noises about no half life 3 though. I wasn't even that excited about the game but it would have been nice to see other people smile again.

[@ReedHarston]

Richter Español ou português? For everyone else, Mil = thousand in both Spanish and Portuguese, and they use commas for the decimal point and periods for the thousands separators.

[@JustSomebody5]

At first, I thought the No Man's Sky joke was going to be Starfield, so now It's happened 3 times.

[@darrynmurphy2038]

The only man in the world who won't be disappointed by Cyberpunk

[@corbinduncan5227]

I wasn’t

[@jameskilgour387]

I wasn't, I've just finished the Witcher III for the first time so I've got plenty of time until I get to Cyberpunk

[@johnlienhart2717]

"Peter Molynuex is a false prophet" Best line in the video

[@konamihatchibori]

yeah, that killed me xD so did the final punch line

[@raphaelforkel7759]

...is an even worse liar.

[@hellothere_1257]

John Lienhart Who is he?

[@cptncutleg]

Hellothere _1 a liar even above Todd Howard. He caught lightning in a bottle once, and has been selling empty bottles and promises ever since.

[@Aryc11]

+Graal Otonami So, which one is the 'lightning in a bottle', as it were?

[@thisnameisstupid7796]

"PRE ORDER SKYRIM FOR THE FORTH TIME"

[@greywolf3465]

skyrim is life

[@FocusedLoop]

GreyWolf Skyrim modded is life

[@outdoorsjoe]

dank dreams and stolen memes "fourth"

[@kieran1418]

FocusedLoop Joshua That ruins the whole fun when it's modded. Playing legit makes it more fun to play to me.

[@FocusedLoop]

ShoX Penta Vanilla Skyrim is broken and boring as hell. Mods fix these exploits, bugs and make the game interesting.

[@dewhiterabbit1337]

"The most addicting game in the world is a low resolution lego simulator" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@MassiveMouniFlaps]

The guy who waited got the last laugh in the end especially in today's world.

[@corporalsilver6981]

EA = Early Access

[@teagan_p_999]

I think he meant Electronic Arts.

[@Victor-kq4hp]

@@teagan_p_999 it's. A. Fucking. Joke.

[@Sunnysideanyway]

EA should be called Early Access, since a lot of their games are pretty much early access games that never got a full release.

[@foufoufun]

Seeing how companies that I once looked up to are now made fun of makes me feel so damn old. Now even Blizzard lost its touch.

[@Noa15Lv]

*Ea Games...* *Money change everything*

[@R0l4nd]

“Half-life 3, not a thing” Valve: IS THAT A CHAALLENGE

[@omegatenshi2302]

Still not a thing

[@R0l4nd]

Omegatenshi Indeed

[@Half-Vampire]

Cant wait for Alyx

[@therealdiamondcat3246]

If you steal the valve in the office they might release it

[@R0l4nd]

TheRealDiamondcat Valve office raid!

[@thedarkgunslinger2869]

Anything the EA ever touched "Sad Cal Kestis Noises"

[@masbee6044]

Came back to this skit cause of Skyrim anniversary, good times

[@Jack-xj4jj]

No Man’s Sky eventually delivered as advertised - in 2019.

[@Bruno_Laion]

Lol

[@azoth9875]

You've got to commend the developers for that. Most game studios, when faced with a failure of a launch, would probably drop the game and work on something else. The No Man's Sky developers didn't and all the work seems to have paid off.

[@user-pp5oh9ee1k]

Yeah, but who tf actually cares now

[@Christian-vq3lr]

_ the people that liked it how it came out and are now annoyed that it’s no longer what they liked. Other than that, no one.

[@petar4209]

@@Christian-vq3lr Yeah, and also the large community that popped up and the people that brought it to the top of the charts on Xbox when it came out for Xbox, but other than that enormous group, no one

[@therudestofclouds2007]

"the most addicting game ever is a lego simulator, and once you find it i wont be seeing you for like a year" minecraft man, its the ganji of gaming.

[@CuiXBono]

"Ganji" is an indian rice porridge / gruel. I suppose you could call minecraft that

[@mibdev]

Minecraft was totally off my mind. But, Minecraft doesn't really drop in prices... at least not below $10. So, he won't get to play it.

[@Madalovin]

Hehe, Is it bad that I rewatched the video and thought he had ment roblox? Minecraft makes way more sense though. I've definitely been in that minecraft hole...

[@tiavor]

the most addicting game is definitely Factorio :P

[@brknflamer]

MibMoot tell that to moble

[@Dan-zc3ou]

Me waiting for games like cyberpunk and Baldur Gates to be finished while laughing at people that preorder things.

[@hiddensinix2767]

Pre ordered both, really enjoyed cyberpunk, I was one of the lucky ones with a pc that can run it bug semi-free. Baldurs Gate 3 is amazing, just as great as the divinity games before them if not better, really enjoying that one although it can be a bit difficult at times with the rng dice rolling

[@chriswyatt9869]

@@hiddensinix2767 i enjoyed cyberpunk as well to an extent. But you can't deny the launch was a mess and basically unplayable on last gen consoles. It can be a good game but yeah wait a year till ps5/series x versions come out if you're a console gamer and they've patched the bugs and added back in all the cut content via dlc. Then you'll have the best first experience of what cyberpunk 2077 should have been

[@ayushsinghchauhan9558]

@@hiddensinix2767 i had a semi bug free experience too, still Cyberpunk was trash imho, and ppl are not giving enough attention to the fact that even without bugs and glitches, Cyberpunk feels a lifeless and boring experience...

[@hiddensinix2767]

@@ayushsinghchauhan9558 story's fun, but the game does feel very empty outside of that. The few side missions and encounters are fun but repetitive, the story doesn't change much depending on actions, just a few new side quests. Overall it isn't the godlike game changer everyone thought it would be

[@ayushsinghchauhan9558]

@@hiddensinix2767 Yupp, i don't understand how you "really enjoyed cyberpunk"

[@adamklase8547]

This guy: Early Access by the time you get to it is not worth trying. Hades: Hold my ambrosia.

[@StabYourBrain]

Many great examples. Hades, Baldur's Gate 3, Phasmophobia and Satisfactory come to mind.

[@dnaderelmasry7973]

@@StabYourBrain also project zomboid

[@cjallday1130plays]

Valheim: Hold my Axe

[@nolives]

"Theyre will be a lot of assassins creed but you only need every other game" Looks in my steam library: holy shit he figured out ubisofts good game algorythm....

[@thebestbuisnesscyan4184]

I mean the first 4 are great, then AC:4, and apparently origins is good( idk havn't played it)

[@znspyder]

@@thebestbuisnesscyan4184 don't forget rogue and odyssey

[@randomisaac5959]

Origins and Odyssey is good if you ignore modern story and accept that it's more of a RPG and not a you're strictly an assassin

[@battlep0t]

After playing all of them the only one I didn't actually like was Unity. Origins and Odyssey are good games but they aren't Assassins Creed games anymore, they're more like the Witcher with parkour.

[@rocksdegamer]

Andy Benji I think they’ll end up back to their roots after this historical telling of assassins games are done, or maybe not

[@arbikiuszelemelek3347]

That Spore/ No man's Sky description destroyed me :D However I enjoyed Spore until the Space Stage

[@jondunlap1892]

everyone seems to have a specific stage(s) of Spore that they enjoyed and specific stage(s) that they hated.

[@valentinmitterbauer4196]

They are currently working on a spore- like game. Before you say anything: Yes, they already showed real ingame- footage.

[@jondunlap1892]

what's it called?

[@trapbuilder2283]

Yeah, what's it called?

[@Awesomewolfpic]

what it called? if say there game like that could gave name so we could look it up?

[@franciscogutierrez818]

Whenever I see a bundle of old games for sale at steam I always watch all the reviews on youtube for every single game, just to make sure that my 5 dollars are being spent wisely. I'm currently playing Darksiders 2 and it kicks ass omg, I'm glad I waited this long so I can appreciate it more and get it really cheap.

[@charlessandison5740]

I would love to see another version of this but for the current state of gaming

[@doxazo5512]

This video never gets old.... Unlike No Man’s Sky

[@miletilblight2181]

TrevorBOB its making a slow comeback

[@stigsdanishcousin3075]

_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ very slow

[@thesandvitchman1234]

_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ about as fast as value making hl3

[@trevorpuett]

oof

[@bobpoop6076]

Congrats, you offended no one

[@tinchosabala]

Amateurs, I just got my great grandfather’s 234 years old chess board, and I’m waiting for my friend to drop the price for the pieces below 1$.

[@prestonbrower762]

You have my respect oh Master of Cheapskates

[@Madhattersinjeans]

btw there have been ancient d20 dice found in egypt? or something like that, so DnD would be a good choice for ye olde game. Roleplay is as old as time.

[@Xylarxcode]

Joke's on you, your friend is selling the pieces at ridiculous prices by tagging them as antiques.

[@PuchimonExtreme]

Chess isn't even that old. Unless you are talking about some other ancient chess that go by different names.

[@yowaddam2212]

Tincho Sabala that’s cool man

[@oddoneout1835]

My brother said you had to be extremely patient to enjoy Death Stranding. First time he complimented me. An accident I assume.

[@dnaderelmasry7973]

"if any game says early access by the time you get to it, it's not worth trying" *laughs in project zomboid*

[@ebanksstudios]

I actually waited 4 years to buy a game and a week after they announced a remaster with all DLC for the same price :(

[@ebanksstudios]

The Raven

[@j.t.12mf32]

Ebanks Studios you see, ya dumbass

[@shaun6341]

Oof im sorry

[@Batmansmokesdope]

Ebanks Studios **cradles in arms** shhhhhhh

[@ant3602]

No one said life is fair

[@Bjarkenb]

We do not pre-order!

[@Slime_2000]

But smash ultimate...

[@zaarongaming8174]

@@Slime_2000 It's like you predicted the future. Pre-ordering to get that *P I R A H N N A P L A N T*

[@ninjaenjoyer4607]

But Mortal Kom...

[@nemesisslayer863]

I've only pre ordered one game and that game is shadow of war

[@rezfult5291]

We do not pre-order! We after-order!

[@MildTabascofries]

At the time this video came out the “motion control” joke was funny because they were outdated but now we have VR games that actually use motion controls really well.

[@robertmartin8907]

"Things to avoid... *anything that EA has ever touched* **Screams in Jedi: Fallen Order**

[@jisfl7976]

I had the same reaction but while fallen order is technically EA it’s respawn who made the game they just happen to be owned by EA

[@shadowphoenix1696]

Well EA owns so many IP and makes so many games that mathematical there bound to shit out a gemstone every so often. Like Command and conquer remaster

[@ElectrifyXD]

Calls himself the patient gamer *doesnt even have Dark Souls on his collection*

[@SuperWorldJumper]

ElectrifyXD He’s patient, not a masochist.

[@xenotiic8356]

He's in 2007, so not even at Demon Souls yet!

[@WhiteWolf-ph2si]

Well dark souls never went on any great sales for a while now, they keep doing the shitty 50% ones and the remaster version hasn't gotten a decent sale.

[@OrangesAreFresh1804]

Right? I got all of the souls games with all DLC and maybe paid a total of $65 USD. Patience is key. Oh and before anyone says something, I don't mean I purchased all of them at once, just took advantage of sales when they came.

[@SnootchieBootchies27]

I think dark souls was a free download on Xbox at one time. That's why I know I'm glad I didn't buy it I really wanted to like that game but couldn't

[@Rayfireful]

Pre-order skyrim for four time? Let's see... Original Skyrim Skyrim Special Edition Skyrim on VR Skyrim on Alexa (the voice command one) Yep, thats four

[@ashwath5733]

Skyrim on Switch.

[@cyanidensadness]

You know the Alexa one was fake right

[@ashwath5733]

@@cyanidensadness No it wasn't.

[@jackmarkson4235]

Yeddie False

[@deidara_8598]

You forgot Legendary Edition and the Switch edition

[@nokh3382]

Technically speaking, he was right about motion controls. Currently VR is essentially two motion controllers with the screen strapped to your face.

[@Shorty_Hutch]

I buy all retro games now and literally am more excited for them than any modern ones lol

[@JC-hp6pk]

Nah I prefer hard copies and admiring my collection.

[@TheBrown_Cats]

Bobby Bobby that’s kinda sad

[@NolanWins]

Same

[@TheBrown_Cats]

Bobby Bobby I mean I download all my games on the PS4 and switch, I also have a pc, I don’t like to keep my options limited

[@bruhmoment1196]

Bobby Bobby I have a PC, PS4 & switch...

[@bruhmoment1196]

DocileZambie We are weirdly similar...

[@Quintaner]

Skyrim will never be $5. Skyrim is eternal. Any and every technological advancement in gaming will be truly cemented when Skyrim is released for it. Humans will make a colony on another planet, and the only entertainment they will have to distract them from the harsh life will be Skyrim. The apocalypse will come, civilization will die, but Skyrim will remain. Our languages will fade over millennia, and those who follow will know but a few phrases from our time. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don’t.

[@gawainthedane3314]

Surprised this comment isn't top-voted

[@louisarius9672]

@@gawainthedane3314 Let me guess, someone stole your sweetrolllllll?

[@_tadoshi_]

Best comment I read in the last decade

[@MaxineInYourWifi]

69 likes. lets make it 420

[@Corvona]

But I actually did buy my copy for 5 bucks

[@legohivemind950]

When ever this comes up on my recommendations I have to watch it

[@bigfloppacodm1623]

The lighting, the quality, the camera angles, the background, this feels like 2008.

[@chrisd3830]

Presenting: The most relatable video on KZbin

[@Grimsikk]

more like just another sellout opinion. NMS is a good game. fight me.

[@ThomastheLess]

Invest in a nuke shelter. Gandhi still haunts us.

[@thedankmaverick3771]

ThomastheLess haha I’m done man that joke from civilization V good times

[@nocx4592]

Ian what there are 4 sequals to civilization?

[@theshaggycreeper220]

Civ 5, nuclear Gandhi XD

[@Plaugonic]

"The most popular game is a lego simulator" Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

[@lordbarr1ngton100]

Wait what game is it

[@Plaugonic]

@@lordbarr1ngton100 Minecraft

[@dreamwalking]

This video just keeps getting better.

[@plaidchickens3271]

The EA one is so true

[@plaidchickens3271]

The only one I like is Plants vs Zombies garden warfare 1&2 it is really fun atleast to me

[@Hopefighter]

There are acctually good games EA has published. The number of which can be counted on one hand.

[@plaidchickens3271]

+Hopefighter are you like a fighter because of hope or someone who fights hope/ the hopeful?

[@Hopefighter]

Plaid Chickens not important, and nothing I want to discuss right now. It's complicated

[@plaidchickens3271]

He fights hope

[@PerrisProductions1911]

By the time he gets games from 2019, we have Minecraft 2

[@appletrontech8866]

Soviet_Comrade19 and skate 4...

[@idontgetjokes8673]

AppleTronTech why would there ever be a skate 4, skate 1, 2, and 3 were all the same thing

[@appletrontech8866]

@@idontgetjokes8673 alle the skate games werent the same. skate 3 were a way more open world game than 1 and 2. skate 4 would be an improvent from skate 3 with better graphics and better multiplayer!

[@StonedCabbage]

The game that nobody wants or asked for

[@melu0o]

Captain Mutato we all want it

[@dest151]

I remember this..good thing I waited only now to watch it.. saved me big bucks.

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

HOW IS THE SKYRIM JOKE STILL ACCURATE

[@KevinJhonson]

Y'all remember you just needed an Xbox 360 with 4 GB, popped in a disk and played? *just looks at disks that have to install 50 GB, then install a 60 GB update*

[@KevinJhonson]

@@Thunderbolt604 lmao you don't understand the majority of people right? And I was talking about nostalgia which you clearly didn't reply to nostalgia.

[@KevinJhonson]

@@Thunderbolt604 Plus I'd rather use Project xCloud than something from google.

[@Thunderbolt604]

Kevin Jhonson r/woooosh

[@KevinJhonson]

@@Thunderbolt604 oof u got woosh baited, my jedi mind tricks have worked

[@RiasatSalminSami]

Thunderbolt SSDs? Eww. RAM DISK is the only way to play.

[@someguy4826]

spore was better than no man's sky tho

[@mattbenz99]

I actually had a lot of fun playing Spore.

[@someguy4826]

mattbenz99 Reviews me too, especially in the 4th phase

[@gunner75171]

DaGolden Mask I wasn't too hardcore into gaming at the time that spore came out. I bought it, and had no expectations.. the game was amazing.

[@Brozinger_Gaming]

DaGolden Mask yes

[@randomperson6324]

DaGolden Mask they werent insulting spore tho.

[@bikinibottom9809]

The amount of fun I had with mafia 2 is massive, I love that game to bits and still play it to this day

[@Glizle]

The title alone single handedly called out the entire fighting game communities pro players play style.

[@JesusChrist-fk9el]

4 copies of Skyrim? What a casual. I own 8.

[@raddest.radish]

Jesus!

[@JesusChrist-fk9el]

Rachel Butcher Yeah, what's up?

[@SilverMe2004]

8? (1)ps3, (2)xbox360, (3)pc (4)PS4, (5)Xbox1, (6)switch, (7) Vr (8)?

[@mattbenz99]

FuNot FuMe If you had the complete edition of the PC version then you got the remastered edition for free.

[@SilverMe2004]

mattbenz99 Reviews I was counting that as one. Nobody who owned it on pc would have pre ordered SE right?

[@magmat0585]

"If you were ever a SEGA fan, I'm sorry but it gets worse"

[@qwertyzxcvbn6929]

I know...

[@weak1ings]

I'm not sure if its actually a SEGA game, but Sonic Mania is pretty sweet! Can't think of anything else though...

[@doomfry3163]

magmat0585 ever heard of Yakuza 0 and Kiwami those games were good and the total war series.

[@Sophie_the_Sapphic]

Weak1ings yakuza is the only good thing sega makes. and even though it's over 10 years old it somehow have remained good this whole time.

[@russellgraham3295]

Anton Duroj Bidstrup I know I got into yakuza and omg I been missing out

[@jimslim4227]

Man i dont regret waiting for this video to be on sale before i watch it, worth both dollars.

[@justdragons3317]

“At least be a socially acceptable leech like the rest of us and use steam sales” I feel attacked