Cosplay? Well, you've never seen them in the same room at the same time....think about it...
@williamswiniuch75275 ай бұрын
Christina all encompassingly
@johnguanciale2585 ай бұрын
@@rossw5576into a real comedian
@darkndeed63115 ай бұрын
Christina looking like a GTA load screen.
@gunman7625 ай бұрын
She looks hot as hell
@WhiskeyNeat925 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rossw55765 ай бұрын
Hah! Load.
@WhiskeyNeat925 ай бұрын
@@rossw5576 Hahahah lmao*** that’s what I meant to say lmao
@spaghetti73795 ай бұрын
lmfao true
@hesimplywillnotdie5 ай бұрын
"There are only two people who need to sit together on the plane, and they're up front" 😂
@christianfernandez59745 ай бұрын
I love how Tom gets so tickled by making Christina cringe
@TravisTovar-fx8rz5 ай бұрын
He loves it😅😅
@brentpaulus31145 ай бұрын
Don't get me wrong, I love the ''Cool Guy'' paintings on the wall, but maybe rotate them around from time to time.... We always see the same few Cool Guys behind you, give them all equal love..... Justice for The Cool Guys!!!
@BadAce675 ай бұрын
Couldn’t agree more 😢
@richarddangles695 ай бұрын
Y'all need some actual shit to worry about...😂
@BadAce675 ай бұрын
@@richarddangles69 you might actually be brain dead. It was a joke. How are you even a fan of this channel and you can’t comprehend this. 😂 bot
@Therileyrileyriley5 ай бұрын
@@richarddangles69 is the enny of the comment section
@guitearist5 ай бұрын
🎸 🎸 🎸
@tray77535 ай бұрын
Christina low key mocking Tom’s lisp is so freaking funny
@R1squid5 ай бұрын
lol there was absolutely nothing low key about her mocking him… that’s like saying “low key, Bert’s an alcoholic”
@WholeWhiteBaby5 ай бұрын
I hope Tommy runs into Joey D while wearing the horned-rim glasses and the mouthpiece in...
@untilsomeday89625 ай бұрын
The air horn after shartings timing was too perfect 😅😂
@allanjim35 ай бұрын
why do i gotta keep telling you guys bro, stop calling me daddy! to the cool people - you guys have a good rest of your day bro much love
@spiritanimal61665 ай бұрын
clap clap
@pyropakman5 ай бұрын
I GOT TWO LEGS
@eliTEPES_5 ай бұрын
I was just thinking about Daddy when I woke up...'how is he?' ' are people calling him daddy still '. I wonder if he's embraced it..or simultaneously taking on the haters whilst shoutin out the peeps
@rp17805 ай бұрын
@@eliTEPES_dude got arrested so I think he’s still having a rough time, too much unwanted Daddy-calling activity
@528grave5 ай бұрын
@@rp1780 yoooooo ... what did lalagon do???
@Jimmyjohnson177685 ай бұрын
Thought John Amos was OJ Simpson💀💀💀💀
@missalondrita5 ай бұрын
fucking same lmao
@LimorG5 ай бұрын
Lol same
@levilebo18565 ай бұрын
Is it not I thought they got Tom a last minute cameo 😭😭
@manicjsvision4445 ай бұрын
Lol 😂
@23sexycutie17 күн бұрын
I thought the same .
@PnuttyBuddy5 ай бұрын
Yaaaay Mommies!! Happy Wednesday my Queens above 18! Keepin' em high n tight 👖🩷.
@davidosorio42495 ай бұрын
FINALLY!!! some shart talk. Getting back to your roots mommies. ❤
@LimorG5 ай бұрын
Their Orijeans :) 👖👖👖
@chadcolbertgianni29575 ай бұрын
"Barts is getting some of his intestines removed." *Taco Bell commercial plays*
@WholeWhiteBaby5 ай бұрын
Pooping out your intestines ISNT the same thing as, "having them removed"...just the result is similar, not the act leading to it....
@jonboatmorava91155 ай бұрын
Dang I missed that, oh that's right I have premium unlike the poors
@ItsKingChase5 ай бұрын
Where’s that Shane and Matt YMH pod mommy?
@TheLivelykid215 ай бұрын
PREACHHHH
@J.D.Hardesty5 ай бұрын
Shane was a guest a long time ago, hell be back.
@whansandceros5 ай бұрын
Nah Shane and the shaman are vibing too high freq for these buumers
@tacobob1234115 ай бұрын
432hz
@MassPickers5 ай бұрын
We need to have the shawman on
@luffy1013115 ай бұрын
Anyone else prefer the Solo episodes? Its nice not having a random guest come on YMH for the sole reason of promoting something
@TheWeb-is-a-Lie5 ай бұрын
Especially since so many of them don't respond when they get shown a clip They literally go " Gross- reminds me of a bit in my new special!!! "
@perc31365 ай бұрын
Don't even watch when they got a guest 😂
@alaguilar74465 ай бұрын
I'm actually going to go see gay ass Ian at my small local club so I gotta say I'm happy I heard him here
@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy5 ай бұрын
Yeah but also not a fan of when Tom and Tina have nothing to talk about when they’re alone so they make up fake disgust at things like the treats at Disney parks, as if Tom and Tina’s fat asses don’t eat sweets… 🙄
@JB-qy1gx5 ай бұрын
I think guests add more to ymh. And really only a small handful overpromote.
@Buncle4u5 ай бұрын
I don't know if anyone else experienced this, but many of the sponsored KZbin adds I was getting were for Lenovo. By the third one, I was almost peeing 💻😆🤣
@thyhuntizzle5 ай бұрын
There's no worse day of the week then Wednesday to have your birthday fall on. Luckily the Mommies are here to get me through my work day!
@LimorG5 ай бұрын
Mommy Zempies looking like a cool menthol slim! Tommy sounds like an R word from Barthelona with that Invithaline
@clintonleonard51875 ай бұрын
Lmao
@melllyann5 ай бұрын
Not me thinking that was OJ Simpson back from the dead sending Tom a message 😂
@dreeberg5 ай бұрын
So glad to see ymh returning to their roots! Thanks Bob and Cynthia!
@demigray91274 күн бұрын
This was the best back and forth banter between a married couple I’ve ever heard. 😂😂😂 you guys are so real. I’m such a fan!
@neighborbruce5 ай бұрын
"Am I back in public school in milwaukee??" Was an extremely funny joke as a Wisconsinite.
@courtneycharvat9415 ай бұрын
Hate from fellow Wisconsinite
@16jakers015 ай бұрын
Hate from a FIB right across the border
@brittanyboucher35365 ай бұрын
Tina's reaction is every woman's real life reaction to the oversexed cool guys
@JoeShufferton5 ай бұрын
Oh, wait. Was she a great big fat person?
@richardwashington1065 ай бұрын
I think that guys issue is that he’s under sexed.
@bluesing30825 ай бұрын
I'm turning into a telescope listening to Tommy Buns lisp
@CheebsCheeby5 ай бұрын
"Naming rithes"
@LimorG5 ай бұрын
Telethcope
@MrBrightsideXVI5 ай бұрын
The female body builder looks like the shrunkin head from Beetlejuice
@patrickfinn34235 ай бұрын
And sounds like the four strokes guy
@dominicdeluca63785 ай бұрын
Is that how the little microcephalic black dude from howard stern got his name? Its also beetlejuice
@danielramos52805 ай бұрын
Made it a whole 10:20 before Christine mentioned Ozempic
@chrisb43315 ай бұрын
Tommy channeling Mike Tyson
@Charles-hy2ek5 ай бұрын
Athleep and unconthcious at the orthodontitht
@N8_Mitchinson5 ай бұрын
That shit's unethethary.
@ScorpionP2C5 ай бұрын
I think you mean Mike Tython!
@FFSammie5 ай бұрын
Tom 🤜🤛 20-30 year old girls Falling asleep to true crime docs
@kmulligan31345 ай бұрын
I don’t think I ever laugh as hard as when tom makes Cristina uncomfortable 😂
@hannahraedobre5 ай бұрын
Baby Zollo must have felt such kinship when Tom rolled in with a lisp 😂
@Z28Blake5 ай бұрын
If I go to someone's house and they tell me I have to dig a hole and pewp in the backyard I'm giving them an upper decker. "I'm just washing my hands... "
@BucolicNightlife5 ай бұрын
Christina, your OUTFIT and GLASSES. You are the most beautiful 70s airbrushed painting of a pastel neon sunset. 😍🩵💜🧡♥️
@1979Malibuick5 ай бұрын
The shart heard around the world with Tom Segura and Mitch Hedburg. It's good to see that guy again!
@snapees5 ай бұрын
Touch my camera thru the fence you chomos! Hope everyone is having a full double pipe classic this week! Stay Glassin’ 😎 🔥 🎸
@ewarre225 ай бұрын
I knew Norm wasn’t dead he’s just finally living his best life eating box all day every day
@mikeparrone60225 ай бұрын
Thank god I'm not the only one who thought this
@AdmiralRunBad5 ай бұрын
Once you get past 40...NEVER TRUST A FART!
@nickcallegari5 ай бұрын
I thought that video for Tom was OJ before he died lol
@pobbrett32445 ай бұрын
America: we have an obesity epidemic. Also America: cook your chicken in 8 sticks of butter.
@daviddack19305 ай бұрын
Butter doesn't make you fat. Sugar and carbs my friend
@scottstirniman5 ай бұрын
when your own assumptions of reality betray you: "once a year, is that the average for sharts?"
@mattmullenix5 ай бұрын
christina does a pretty good jordan peterson impression
@hanlax13695 ай бұрын
I think Julian and Ellis are gonna be the funniest damn people ever
@TheWeb-is-a-Lie5 ай бұрын
Either and both would be great stage names too " introducing - JULIAN SEGURAAAAA!!!!"
@andrewmahoney42495 ай бұрын
Hey Siri call 911. "The scream is amazing". Tom is my favorite psycho for sure
@alexcollier-concrete69165 ай бұрын
😂 the thumbnail with John Amos Tom looks like he has the fake nose glasses on 🤣
@joseringo41905 ай бұрын
"Baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk!" LMAO
@addux4 ай бұрын
I love that you guys have gotten older but haven't changed. Still keeping it real
@crabinfestation5 ай бұрын
SHART YOUR ENGINES
@thatguy21795 ай бұрын
Tom thank you, the chick is getting better. Hate from Mass General Neuro in Boston MA. My brain is already f’ed so I’m using this show to get through my week. Thanks but seriously just Tom for now
@tonycole96205 ай бұрын
tom touching his nose would be a hell of a drinking game
@lukeberthiaume5955 ай бұрын
“When you can’t remember your last Shart that means your due.” Luckily I’ll never forget my Covid shart!
@petehowell80585 ай бұрын
New drinking game. Shotties when Tom touches his nose.
@TheLivelykid215 ай бұрын
Or puts both hands way up in the air while describing something/a story
@NecroBurt5 ай бұрын
54:45 they missed out on the best part! When he was on the phone with 911 he says “I crashed my flying machine” and the operator has to decide if this guy really needs help or if it’s a prank or he’s nuts.
@clubemcgroober60055 ай бұрын
I’m upside down farting into my own mouth!….for medical benefits.
@johnseaton47985 ай бұрын
TMZ Exclusive... "It"s a rotting steamy morning in central Texas, and were not talking about the weather..."🤣
@zackyp005 ай бұрын
I'm home here now
@winstonsmith115 ай бұрын
Hoe me on out
@joshbrown93345 ай бұрын
I’ve eaten everything I need to today. Now I can watch YMH.
@edsmith25625 ай бұрын
Never took a dump where I needed to raise my shirt
@randomradonymous5 ай бұрын
If I was going to make a YMH Bingo card, Christina saying "I'm gonna fuckin' puke" would definitely be a square
@mrcivilization1125 ай бұрын
Tom if Christina can’t take the intro videos, there is only one thing to do buddy……. Lean into it
@alecblock9555 ай бұрын
It's almost like she doesn't know what show she's on? Since when does she react that way to cool guys? That's like the foundation of YMH.
@ChristineKikiMac5 ай бұрын
The corporate 'Itlay' bit is perfection.
@adamsorantino98845 ай бұрын
Never realized how similar Christina and Mitch Hedberg look
@monica-oy7zv5 ай бұрын
Mommy Tina!! This color looks amazing on you!!
@dustingery24425 ай бұрын
I like those glasses Tina!
@PR41R1E5 ай бұрын
54:25 My Siri asked if she should contact emergency services... I had to shout No! Nooo! No! 😅
@spazzinjazzin995 ай бұрын
What ever happened to Ennys hot sauce?!
@kippers12isOG5 ай бұрын
Took them several years to make vodka. Will be waiting a while
@BcBaxley5 ай бұрын
Mommy Jeans Looking ON POINT this Episode🥰😎🍻🤘
@FoolintheRain1235 ай бұрын
Tina's glasses are the best.❤️😊
@rpgvincent83055 ай бұрын
No
@joeyvesh132 ай бұрын
43:34 funniest line Cristine as ever spit out 😂
@pimbu9365 ай бұрын
Hey guys, I must admit: I am an adult dude who likes Disney. It’s certainly not my personality or anything, but I did grow up in Orlando, and I would have to say Walt Disney really inspired me to become an engineer. To me, the whole venture is about vision. That being said, these Disney adults do get cringe af
@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy5 ай бұрын
You don’t have to apologize for things you enjoy. Tom and Christina had weirdo parent’s growing up. They enjoy shitting and pissing and other weird shit because they were both stripped of their childhood. Enjoying amusement parks is pretty normal in comparison.
@HVACHOUSEHOLDER4 ай бұрын
I’m a service technician for residential HVAC and my worst nightmare is sharting in a customers home. Even worse if I’m in the crawl space
@hymonom5 ай бұрын
I worked in glasses for 15 years. And, in my professional opinion, those glasses are fucking awesome
@DrewZeee5 ай бұрын
In my professional opinion, your opinion is shit
@rpgvincent83055 ай бұрын
No
@stephenholmgren4055 ай бұрын
NO GUESTS!! YESSSS
@chaddixson83985 ай бұрын
If you’re going to speak with a lisp please leave the room!
@realitysosubtle27465 ай бұрын
Good Morning Julia!
@adamisvoid5 ай бұрын
Christina hitting that Ozempig life for real
@anxheloripa4495 ай бұрын
Get dr phill in please? ......😂
@hothatchpa5 ай бұрын
Honestly I would ABSOLUTELY watch a reality series of these two raising their kids. It would have to be real though.
@stedwards3115 ай бұрын
Babies should not be allowed on planes. Last flight I was on, I sat in front of a baby that coughed, cried, and kicked my seat the whole ride home, and I spent the next week and a half getting over a flu. If it were up to me, baby and parents would've gone out the hatch at altitude with a single parachute between them.
@jameshall43825 ай бұрын
Just finished rewatching all Timmy n Tammy's sets available through the yrs. Been here since around ep 200, i think. Watching the transition from fatpoor to fitrich is one of few things keeping me from being moose soup
@thebigdirty21075 ай бұрын
Get Dr. Phil on the show!!!
@daegiovanni58645 ай бұрын
meh.
@johnguanciale2585 ай бұрын
Can’t handle it
@rbradt15 ай бұрын
I love that we know who you’re actually talking about
@artchurro15 ай бұрын
@@johnguanciale258I don't really like your attitude right now
@samanthamarshall30985 ай бұрын
Yes
@ChuckChizzle3205 ай бұрын
The female body builder looks like the shrunken head guy in beetlejuice.
@TheCrawf28X155 ай бұрын
5:36 lol, poor little kid, he probably just has auditory processing disorder 😅
@Papertowels685 ай бұрын
ADHD and differentiating between sounds. It’s adhd.
@sophia178535 ай бұрын
Could also be impacted earwax. That shit will getcha
@Papertowels685 ай бұрын
@@sophia17853 not likely
@sophia178535 ай бұрын
@@Papertowels68you do know the comment section your in right?
@Papertowels685 ай бұрын
@@sophia17853 you don’t clean your ears?
@iwentpostal89425 ай бұрын
When John Amos' cameo came on I genuinely thought OJ came back from the dead
@TDogg12125 ай бұрын
"men talking about sex grosses me out" then tells the story about shitting her pants ‼️
@albertgualanoiii70825 ай бұрын
"I'm Due"! Words to live by!
@jakefrom710frams5 ай бұрын
I love going to Disney on mushrooms 🍄
@PerplexedVet5 ай бұрын
Tom, I feel you on the Invisalign! I tried to do it last year. Have to brush and floss teeth after any tiny snack and brush the liners out, the cemented anchors on your teeth cut your lips and cheeks all the time, and if you miss more than a few hours a day they can stop 'tracking' and you have to go back to lower set and start over. I quit once I realized it was a scam. They are moving you teeth, obviously the sockets in your jaw are going to always want to pull your teeth back to their original position. Which means you have to wear those suckers for the rest of your life! Always constantly brushing and cleaning with those cemented anchors on your teeth. F that. I went in and told them they need to grind those anchors off and stop my payments.
@accelerate085 ай бұрын
You guys have a wierd fixation on dentists 😂
@chineduogboh45945 ай бұрын
Thank you YMH FOR MAKING US LOOK FORWARD TO MONDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS. MORE COOL GUY CLIPS BY THE WAY. We love the greats. Ed Asnar, RPC, demarco, Unc Shine ETC
@MOHAWKris85 ай бұрын
I’ll Fart every time someone Likes this Comment!❤♾️
@wolvw5 ай бұрын
Get the beans ready brother
@IWeldDucks5 ай бұрын
26 farts in 13 mins big guy!
@Cyge240sx5 ай бұрын
No way you have farted 28 times in 14 min
@greymaynard35515 ай бұрын
Why not shart?
@Jefestephens5 ай бұрын
That’s a fart every .51 seconds brother.
@MrTickingtime5 ай бұрын
37:47 I'm a grown man "CAN I GET A JACK JACK COOKIE NUM NUM?" and the next treat..... ahaha
@mtzengarden5 ай бұрын
I was scrolling comments and read this right as he said it.
@stephanieann875 ай бұрын
Christina looks fireee 🔥🔥🔥
@deadstellarengine5 ай бұрын
awww bless Tina's heart thinking People magazine know's who she is.
@andrewbenson3445 ай бұрын
the obsession with their own appearance is getting old... Spent too much time in LA.. always talking about Ozempic, getting their blefs done, Invisalign, weight loss...
@Fender0ckreR5 ай бұрын
Spoken like a true poor.
@jenn28945 ай бұрын
@@Fender0ckreR the poors have more fun though.....
@VictChop865 ай бұрын
Getting real "couple at the end of the bar bought you this drink" vibes listening to Tom and Tina try to coax Enny out for "adult recess "😅
@Lockdown3355 ай бұрын
2024 in a nuttshell is some dude destroying himself and then asking Siri to call for help hahaha
@Jonathanwebb1005 ай бұрын
Christina is looking good. That 100 GRAMS Ozimpies is hitting!
@robert2but2895 ай бұрын
Tom sounds like the sister from south park " Are you making fun of my headgear "
@theonekeanu5 ай бұрын
37:45 as a grown man who asked for this 3 days ago i can attest it’s amazing
@milesdorst71205 ай бұрын
Tom sounds like Rich Vos with that invisiline 😂
@csedan510Ай бұрын
I haven’t listened in about 3 years, I am glad to still get most of the references and really glad Tom stopped all the nouveau riche exotic car and watch talk.
@tranquilitybase78605 ай бұрын
Slowly, Slightly and Gently is my new ring tone 😂😂😂