You Got Fired For Doing What?!

[@CBW_MT]

Jared: *is a professional songwriter* Also Jared: I’m not creative.

[@Doki_Dokers]

He is just being humble

[@MotivGuy94]

Got caught playing war robots.

[@lucynacampo678]

MobileGamingReviews what's UE gamer tag?

[@arkhalis3682]

Even worse, I got caught playing RAID:Shadow Legends

[@nasheextant3898]

"I'm not editing that out." And that one decision was the birth of so many fanfictions

[@edgarjimenez1939]

Austin seems like the manager who wouldn't fire you for doing weird shit but would join you instead

[@lukaszboczar2441]

Accidently sending a nude from one of my co workers to the staff group chat... twas a nightmare and were both not working at that pub

[@teapartyrepublican6966]

One time I got fired for smoking pot with my bosses daughter at their house

[@AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic]

That'll do it man 😂

[@HansHeidman]

lmao hell yeah

[@Terra654]

Yike

[@xrise3948]

Bet she was hell on heels

[@infamousinferno2506]

That intro is why everyone thinks you smoke a blunt before you start the video. Lol

[@darkfrozenwinterstar3639]

Randy Loyd III good stuff. 100% Kush

[@phantomechelon3628]

Probably also explains his "affectionate puppy" act at the end. :D

[@Jasper-Holland]

God these guys are such memelords

[@WoeIsLee]

Either Jared films like 90 videos a day or he only owns like 4 shirts. Cant tell.

[@jeffreynicholson3083]

leerey14 4 shirts

[@LiquidPlague]

both

[@CBW_MT]

It’s definantly both

[@V0r4xiz]

Knowing him, he has a complete walk-in closet only for band shirts. But he sure only wears 4 for TDDS vids :D

[@LordScottPwn]

Saw the new Rest, Repose set and I think u guys have found the dream team, Tony is actually pretty good at singing and u can never go wrong with Austin doing screams

[@braytonross9082]

"I'm not editing this out" -Austin Dickey

[@zdesigns2802]

Our cheese percentage has been out of hand ever since we hired you! You Gots Ta Go!!!

[@nickrose-le3io]

I'd like to thank you tuff organic boys for introducing me into metal, and ur videos have made my bad days, good days and i laugh so hard every time keep up then good work.

[@michaelegan138]

I got fired for firing too many people

[@rodrigomaravilla321]

I was a cars salesmen. And I slapped a car. So then I got fired.😩😥

[@joemotion601]

Rodrigo Maravilla Slapped a car? Wow

[@thelordpotatoesorjtswagste1945]

Car salesman: *slaps roof of car* Boss: you're fired

[@paypalroyale1995]

*slaps roof of car* This bad boy can fit so many homeless people in it

[@awrymer]

OH.MY.GOD. So I fell asleep watching you guys, as I do most nights, and had a nightmare. Like I'm writing this litterally five mins after I woke up. In the dream I commented on a video and won a competition to hang out with you guys. While we were driving around after chilling all of the sudden we were in like this Arctic industrial area (I know wtf). Austin was driving and Jared and I made some joke that distracted Austin. He crashed the van into the back of a work truck and we ended up in this icy water sinking, it felt so real and terrifying, I could see Jared's face and it was shear fear and it was bloody. Austin was screaming bloody murder. I woke up right after.... What the actual fuck. I'm still shook like this just happened.

[@thelordpotatoesorjtswagste1945]

The water obviously symbolizes you wetting yourself, as water in dreams always does

[@SW98865]

I got fired for confiding in my boss about my mental health. Lost my job 2 days later because of it, accused of being a threat, had my freedom taken away and was belittled, ordered to move off the property by the end of the week and pretty much treated like shit as I left. Karma got to them. They probably won’t be able to get someone else into my old position and they’re also down another staff. People are avoiding taking the positions because of the dodgy things they do.

[@djalexander4099]

Just found out my grandpa is dying but this video improved my day, thanks guys.

[@paradoxicalpoet1525]

That sucks! i'm sorry to hear that :( I hope things get better!

[@velipyr]

stay strong man

[@Omar-cb5ju]

Good luck to grandpa

[@mohawkmohican8611]

im sorry for you bro

[@djalexander4099]

Thank you all! The support from you guys has been awesome. Thank you lots!

[@vincejames8638]

Dude the go on, git is something I've used since I was young the use of it in this thumbnail brings a tear to my eye. It's great guys

[@zaimusic_150]

S N A P P L E I N M E A S S E Y

[@PatriotismandPrayer]

I got fired from a lanscaping job when i was 11 because the lady i worked for had a lawn mower that ran off an exttention cord and the cord got cut. She got pissed because of something that happened on accident. I also got fired from a music store apprentceship because i said that the newer versionsof rap succk balls. And i was fired for that im 14 now and i love this channel

[@cosmosdtd3625]

thank you guys for working so hard to entertain us. we love you.

[@adamsegarra5683]

I actually just recently got fired for plating up a to go order. The owner saw it and wanted me gone but my kitchen manager cried while firing me because I was a really good worker. The owner basically said "its him or you, fire him"

[@TopFloorEricc]

If he didn’t get paid for the work he shoulda threatened to sue. Even without a contract you have to pay. There are most definitely legal ramifications there.

[@CarolynDestruction]

I just applied to Hot Topic almost an hour ago (my first job) and I don’t want to be fired in a store that makes me feel happy and being surrounded by music, tv, mainstream culture, etc won’t ruin it. If it does in the future don’t jinx it.

[@tommyeldredge2095]

Talking about follow your goals and passions. My supervisor basically told me when it comes to work don't worry about it if it's not something I plan on doing for the rest of my life because at the end of the day it's a job and I need to live my life to reach my end goals.

[@TurnCold82]

Got fired for watching Dickey Dines show, on my lunch break

[@niteshades_promise]

picks arent free at guitar center? 🍻

[@cannabisflame]

I am just absolutely loving that STRUC/TURES sticker on your laptop.

[@Isa-ug7rp]

"A snapple in me assee" Too good

[@bendersfries3761]

waiting for your new videos is like waiting for the new tool album. speaking of, did you hear about what happened with the new tool album? prog snobs are gonna be pissed

[@harrymanback5133]

Bender's fries I was very sad.

[@memillionthdoot4436]

Dude, fuck that. My body was ready for it. I have never gone from complete satisfaction to wanting to fucking die in as little time as THAT shit.

[@TheEpicLinkFreeman]

i mean if i got a notification like that I wouldn't really even get excited I'd go "waiit, what?" then go click on it and see that it isn't a real Tool album and go "yea that's what i thought" and then make fun of google

[@grannywalter]

what happened? i didn't hear...

[@piercethehorizonsykes4201]

"Im not editing this out" 😂😭

[@WoeIsLee]

I got blacklisted from Walmarts for jokingly telling what I thought was a friend coworker to quote "die in a fire."

[@tylerneilsen8878]

Caught myself head bobbing to the into lol

[@skepticismscience9352]

Yes! It has been to long! Missed you bois! We need more videos with really good Austin jokes and Jareds laughter!

[@ryanmjohnson01]

Dickles dines have blessed us with a holy video

[@Scalytt]

I ship it, aww the end is so cute

[@Xenociiddee]

I worked at a pizza place and the manager said I wasn’t allowed to hang out with people I worked with and then yelled at me for hanging out with them outside of work and fired me for talking about my new shoes. When he said no talking about anything that isn’t work related.

[@poserdisposer6460]

Yes!! I live for your guys videos

[@jennywitcher5524]

So, I heard Austin's metal scream and I was like 0o0 so know I'm here stalking him on this vid. I see his shirt now I'm all

[@user-rd6vu]

best notification today

[@St_Mindless]

I was fired for being unable to answer questions designed for a Team Leader... I was a newbie. Fucking hate Auditors 😂

[@Chrisjustin069]

Lmao. Like thirty seconds in and I can't breathe, just the fucking dancing and the Snapple.

[@grimm4264]

Im finally in time for a video haha. Keep up the great work. My stomach is always sore after watching hahaha

[@forkyforklift2924]

that ending screams for some fanfiction

[@DeathGodArgon]

The Vatican found old text saying hell don't exist XD

[@musicheart9850]

Austin looks like Chris from family guy 😂😂😂😂

[@MoonDevoured]

I want a legit metal song from that intro. Hook line and sinker.

[@User-hv9jj]

The boys are back

[@mewstix]

Love your MCR shirt Austin

[@jackthomas8217]

Enters restroom. "Who shif in the urinal

[@shawnpierotti4930]

Is dakota lucker related to Mitch lucker

[@infinitedeath4567]

shawn pierotti no

[@raypixel5880]

i know this is an old video but MCR SHIRT yeeeeeeeeeessssssssss

[@thetastiestjam]

You guys should do a video on all of your tattoos

[@FramesJanco505]

They really dropped the most fire freestyle of 2018 and the rap community ignored it

[@caliandrews626]

I worked at a gas station. Someone bought 20 bucks on the pump but only took 10 then left. I asked the manager if I could take it the remaining. She said yes so I took the gas then next day got fired for stealing from the company.

[@jman415415]

Y'all are the 2018 version of Wayne's world :) love y'all videos

[@declanshannon2518]

You guys are great. hilarious videos. But the editing makes it so much better.

[@aliengoboom]

I was fired because, @ my work i was unchallenged. I was trying to find more work at the working place but every day my work was finished in about 3-4 hours (i was full time emplyoed) My boss told me i had to camouflage and deceive once there is not enough work. So i decided to play games on my phone @ the restroom instead of "searching" for more work. So the boss catched me while sitting on the toilett😂 well damn..😅

[@LexiPixeL_]

Ayy, you're back!

[@devoutrelic1228]

Lol, what was with Jared's southern accent at the end? He...realizes that See You Again isn't a country song right? XD

[@BeanSmith1209]

Actually my grand father worked a 13 hour shift at the paper mill in Childersburg Alabama instead of being there when my dad was born, visited for 3 minutes and went back to work

[@janpetelinsek]

Great shirt Austin

[@alexschroer3488]

Speaking of companies getting free work out of people, a guy at my job worked for a week before the company knew he started.

[@johncoltrane7018]

CLAPPY CLAPPY CLAPPY

[@Vaperiserbandofficial]

Y'all should do more live streams😝 great video btw

[@duskxbloom]

Love you bois

[@som3pplzkidz290]

I called a dude a child molester. He was convicted and tried to justify it to my girlfriend at the time, by saying it happened to him and that was why he did it....

[@something3867]

3:14 I'm thinking like a purposely execive amount of ketchup

[@toaster9167]

Arguably the best intro

[@dawsonsdiscussions4601]

I got fired from a Stage clothing store once because a Mexican lady was arguing about her coupons not working. When I tied to explain why she said “I can’t understand you, you need to learn some Spanish”, my reply was “but this is America? Shouldn’t you learn English?” Not to mention I had “make America great again” hat on

[@DragonKnightX12]

Dawson’s Discussions Oh, man I hate that. In literally every other country the immigrant is expected to learn the country's language not the other way around.

[@kimmeliankm]

Necrotic Reaper in other countries we already know their language and help them integrate

[@DragonKnightX12]

Maybe your country does, but that isn't the way it should be.

[@kimmeliankm]

And by the way, Mexico is America, it’s not the US but it’s America.

[@kungfuman82]

Kimberly Melian "America" in this context is short for "The United States of America" so no, Mexico is not America. That nonsense is spouted to try and justify open borders and it has never worked because it's wrong on all levels. Stow the PC bullshit. OP did the right thing and was unjustly fired.

[@BloodSweatandFears]

I worked at Taco Bell when I was in high school. The manager was an alcoholic Karen, and was really mean to all the new people. I had enough one day and made a hard shell taco with all the sauces, and chucked it at her 😅it hit her dead in the chest and sauce and meat went all over her. She chased me out of the store screaming at me 😂 totally worth it!

[@dinkurdead4392]

Got caught watching this video. True story.

[@MikeDunne]

never got fired, but I did quit my job because I thought I wouldn’t have a ride there and we moved to a mobile home and I was kind of mad about that. we were middle class. I also did get 6 increases so I was doing good for myself and been to 22 concerts before we moved. I was 27. I also got laid off after the pandemic and then after two years at my current job they had to let me go for not enough hours and being slow.

[@titus9846]

moooooorreee story gaming pleeease it's the funniest thing u do on the whole channel!!, love u bros keep on doin' what you're doin'

[@gantin100]

one place I worked, it got so bad with people stealing lunches that if you were caught you were fired on the spot.

[@zombiehalo9588]

I have the same shirt Austin is wearing

[@governmentproperty1158]

Zombie Halo everyone does

[@nickshepley2566]

That thumbnail made my day

[@martonkek187]

Hey! Awesome video! What kind of guitar is that in the middle if i may ask?

[@forestof0ctober06]

I dunno why but 1:25 made me laugh SO hard!

[@spooktoken]

Nice MCR shirt, austin

[@jeffyharwood]

Yaaaaaas Another episode if the dickey dines show

[@chrismartz7833]

“Yo Teresa put yo fat fucking fingers off my godamn lunchable”- Austin Dickey

[@jacobeberhardt1649]

150k subscribers that's pretty dope.

[@jaygrand4180]

that fade out tho

[@jesselazenby912]

the intro looks like two 12 year olds who just found rap and decided to freestyle with each other in their basement

[@jojocaitlin8508]

My store got shut down for the items being hazardous to kids..... it was a bdsm store. Mind you there are other stores like this still running a year later.

[@mxk4185]

Does Jared have any other shirts😂

[@backwoodsbuds4000]

Dunky Derps, love the show!

[@sgnenterprise3866]

"I'm not creative at all", says one of the most creative KZbinrs. 😂

[@VarsityAthlete04]

Defintley not one of the most creative but still creative

[@justinsajec1196]

Almost got fired for throwing a receipt away after buying a mountain dew. The cashier called one of the general managers who wasn't there at the time and she came in to chew me out for stealing. I politely told her to fuck off threatened to call the owner of the business to have her check the cameras and my manager knew that she couldn't do anything so she ended up fucking right off and told the other manager. He ended up high fiving me the next day because nobody really liked her anyway.

[@V0r4xiz]

Love how the comment section is basically all memes :D War robots, Daddy DeVito's underboob. Killing me rofl :D

[@frankietheghost9385]

burger king foot ladder

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

OwO

[@alabamahebrew]

Hey guys, OK I know this is an old video but if you guys decide to do another similar one, feel free to use my firing. I am NOT making any of this up, it is all 100% factual!! Back in about 1991 I was working at a small locally owned lumber store/ home center and the boss was a woman named Pat. Pat had a 16 year old daughter who would come to the store all the time and just hang out. She would also bring with her one or two of her girl friends. Myself and three other adult men worked in the store, myself and Jeff the shop supervisor worked in the lumber mill area and Scott worked up front in the home center and cash register area. I was technically not "fired" but, Pat was making my life so miserable I ended up quitting . It was a Thursday and at about noon she called me into her office along with Jeff to tell me that she was going to give me the raise I had requested the previous month. She and Jeff were all smiles, what was my reaction? I literally told her, " Well Pat, I know you are a big country music fan so I will quote a great country song to you now in response to the raise, 'take this job and shove it'! I will work until 5pm when we close and then I am all done with your bullshit." So what was going on to make me do that? She was working me like a dog, having me do ALL of the lumber mill work. Every time there was a truck to be loaded or taken out and unloaded I would have to do it ALL by myself because she would make sure to call Jeff to the front of the store, this went on for about 3 weeks! I would have to unload whole truckloads of drywall, 8, 10 and even 12 footers by myself! I'm not talking about like 3 or 4 sheets, no I am talking about a truck loaded with a couple hundred of sheets! I would carry each sheet from the truck to the building it was to go in for the customer, we would deliver before the construction crews would be there to do the work. Anyway - why was Pat treating me like this? Here is the part where I must really specify that I am NOT making this up!! Because I would not go on a date with or sleep with her daughter or her daughters friends! Jeff and Scott would and did, but Ron would not! Ron, Jeff and Scott were all grown men with wives and kids at home! Because I refused to hang out with her daughter and her friends, take them out to lunch, sleep with them... Pat had it in for me. Yes, this point was made very clear to me by not only Pat but also Jeff and Pat's daughter. Now how screwed up is that?

[@Kilo_9]

Y'all should look into "Painless" pretty much all previous emmure bandmates lol 😂 not to bad.

[@andrewjennings8837]

Boss: Toby wtf are you doing Toby: *beating up coworker* b**** stole my lunchables Boss: oh hell no *joins fight*

[@gage2038]

Oml the song is my new fav thing

[@mracapella9603]

I got fired 5 minutes ago. For being “too young” to bus tables. Btw 2 months into my job

[@tinflesh]

I was never here so early

[@sarty23]

Austin! Come To Finland and we will take A hellish löyly!