more like this: Nia: pokes bill Bill: :) Nia: pokes bill Bill: :) Nia: pokes bill Bill: :) Nia: pokes bill Bill: :) Then: Bill: Pokes Nia Nia: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@ahmedalnajar11554 жыл бұрын
Amuse mystery
@047Kenny4 жыл бұрын
Iron Bear Milk me: 😂😂😂😤😂😤😤😤😤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zachkennedy92822 жыл бұрын
Nia doesn't even deserve Bill. 🙄
@811chelseafc2 жыл бұрын
LANAAAA!
@XTheSpartanX76 жыл бұрын
"It's a little valve and the color is blue, same as water" - I died laughing.
@047Kenny4 жыл бұрын
XTheSpartanX7 yeah that part had me in tears
@jd52964 жыл бұрын
@JustusGregorius...what?
@MrAce6073 жыл бұрын
There ya go you can. Start a milk baaar and make side cash!! 😂😂😂
@zacksymes3 жыл бұрын
I sat down to write this same comment hahaha
@Kjca_19985 жыл бұрын
I love how bill is dying as he’s describing turning the water off 😂😂 he knows how to wind her up.
@agvulpine6 жыл бұрын
"Nia... Niiiaaa." "What!" "DANGA ZONE!"
@RustCole013 жыл бұрын
Lol, top comment!! I love Archer...
@drunkjohnny2184 жыл бұрын
The way he says “Nia? NIAAAAAA!” Is exactly like how Archer says “Lana? LANAAAAA!” 😂😂
@julebrants53262 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂
@williamkensington2772 Жыл бұрын
I sometimes get confused between nia and Aisha Tyler because to my ears they sound very similar
@ferngarcia9104 Жыл бұрын
Me too!! I thought I was the only one lol
@RashtaEinthisB3 жыл бұрын
I love how they switch back and forth between being actually pissed off and making jokes and laughing lmao The perfect relationship
@danielbeaumont37446 жыл бұрын
man even when they argue they still have fun. i don't want to sound like a 14 year old girl from twitter but seriously: relationship goals.
@leftheodo5 жыл бұрын
They are doing it for the podcast.
@retrogamer67504 жыл бұрын
@@leftheodo how tf do you know that?
@lisskori3134 жыл бұрын
congrats, you do
@thehorrorseries3 жыл бұрын
@@retrogamer6750 because Bill burr is always saying IN THE PODCAST ' I do it for the laughs for the podcast' pretty obvious if you actually listen regularly
@ash66623 жыл бұрын
My husband and I are like that lol I think it comes from respect and having nothing legitimate to fight about . 😆
@koltonmoser13112 жыл бұрын
A pipe breaks in the house: Nia: you didnt ask if me or the baby were ok!! Bill: Did a damn break?? 🤣🤣
@willvr47 жыл бұрын
You guys are nuts. Listen to more of their interactions, they get along GREAT! They both have comedic minds and never let any single argument simmer or blow out of proportion. It always ends in laughter, and they move along.
@coolbeans86825 жыл бұрын
You put words on my thoughts. They do have great chemistry. I wish I would find a woman like that. You know, a bitch but within certain limits.
@zanzibar65085 жыл бұрын
They are perfect for each other
@joshuabrungardt4615 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more!
@AugustoXRock4 жыл бұрын
@@zanzibar6508 Yeah dude, I wouldn't be so sure. They could be holding back because of the podcast. But I like to think that they do get along just like in here.
@Fvneral_moon4 жыл бұрын
“Never let any single argument simmer or blow out proportion” as they y’all about how nia punches bill in the face lol great “point” will 😂 I think you are nuts
@koodwin58753 жыл бұрын
I love that you can tell she’s still smiling at him even though she’s pissed. That’s a really special thing
@aluisious5 жыл бұрын
"Jesus Christ, a dam didn't break!"
@gkgyver2 жыл бұрын
"Oh no eye contact ... It's gettin' real!" That hit close to home 🤣🤣
@7Be4 жыл бұрын
"You insulted me a little BIT" I understood that reference.
@tommy_noble3 жыл бұрын
Lol goodfellas?
@IronHide39103 жыл бұрын
Now go get your fkn shinebox
@maxrice69907 жыл бұрын
lol bill extended a huge olive branch and nia still got pissed about the water comment
@dpcsoup046 жыл бұрын
Max seriously lol she’s a terrible debater and bill is on point when he talks about how women argue and how wrong it is
@doc-holliday-5 жыл бұрын
@@parkerjeans5777 No it wasn't it was 100% on topic. Shes saying he cant do something simple like use a roku and hes saying there's simple things she cant do either. Shes just mad because he instantly had a response to her trying to be a smart ass about him being a caveman with technology.
@047Kenny4 жыл бұрын
Max Rice bill is always on point.
@dpcsoup044 жыл бұрын
mhm izme lol I think you misunderstood me. Nia and Bill are perfect together I think they complement each other in all the right ways. Also I have a wife and daughter so, yeah. My use of debater is hilarious I’ll give ya that. My only point to the original comment was that when arguing, a woman backed into a logical corner will lash out emotionally until the original argument no longer matters. Sounds like you have a lot of your own issues to work out 🤷♂️
@adonay140ify4 жыл бұрын
@@dpcsoup04 ya no the I need too too me I you can too me too yyo you have her that
@nickmccartan81287 жыл бұрын
I don't care what people say but Bill & Nia are fucking awesome. A great couple
@AM-sd5xl7 жыл бұрын
It's blue, it's the color of water - Bill Burr
@Scroogs6 жыл бұрын
"It's blue, it's the color of water," Holy shit haha
@ipwntheponies4 жыл бұрын
bill burr accidentally admitted he only knows what a euphemism is bc of the Carlin bit
@KellyBundy0973 жыл бұрын
lol he sure did...word for word.
@youscrewber7 жыл бұрын
Can somebody animate this?
@Lux_Senpai0014 жыл бұрын
"Jesus christ a DAM didn't break" hahahahahaha
@ksosay17 жыл бұрын
The baaaaaaby.
@benh.925 жыл бұрын
It’s absolutely hilarious listening to them dance around their faults until the truth finally comes out, always at max volume
@kevinsdb15 жыл бұрын
I found this video absolutely hilarious. Seeing how Bill and Nia react to each other in an petty argument.
@gosling43917 жыл бұрын
Nah. The arguments always ending with the laughter is always nice: they're gonna stick together.
@aquilaaltaire30077 жыл бұрын
Bill: verbally pokes her Nia: Falls for it and explodes
@Smoof297 жыл бұрын
aww little baby noises in the mic big daddy Bill I love it
@briananthony9955 Жыл бұрын
His ability to disarm her by making her laugh after triggering her is just 👌🏾
@BeeHatGuy6 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these two together. They're hilarious
@avrillovugne7 жыл бұрын
Awww when Bill brings the water pipe thing up and Nia pisses off, you two are so adorable together.
@Gobbersmack7 жыл бұрын
That's not adorable behavior you enabling shithead.
@sowhazupguy7 жыл бұрын
Fun Run Tutor x Hunter Awww acting like a child is so adorable /s
@KieC.7 жыл бұрын
Gobbersmack It's obviously sarcastic
@criscrosxxx2 жыл бұрын
@@Gobbersmack no
@s.r.inc.47965 жыл бұрын
GEEETT EEMMM! "So is shutting off the Fossett outside" lmfao 👏👏🙌
@HermitMoth7 жыл бұрын
Something not mentioned here must have happened the day Nia couldn't turn the water off to elicit that response from her hahaha
@DesertFoxx73 жыл бұрын
I like how Bill and Nia can go from 0 to 100 in a few seconds and then go back from 100 to 0 and enjoy a nice laugh together. This is true love that everyone strives to attain in life.
@mattwillendyou937 жыл бұрын
"What were you gunna drown" hahahaha
@Th3D4ginat0r7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit she got defensive lol.
@adrianharris15927 жыл бұрын
People out here acting like Nia beating the shit out of Bill in front of their kid. They are laughing and joking about it and they clearly aren't taking it to seriously.
@anessone7 жыл бұрын
Thats a really low gradung curve you got there professor. So a stay at home wife or husband has less say and better be nice and agree 100% ofthe time or else. That's pretty healthy. Just beat the person staying at home into submission and hope they dont do the grave sin of deleting a fucking tv show. At least do a worse crime and cheat on him while you're at it.
@nickdipaolofan59487 жыл бұрын
anessone, I'll bet you a million bucks that if a working husband deleted his stay at home wifes shows she would have been more of a bitch about it then Bill was to Nia.
@Nathangoldstein26 жыл бұрын
anessone Why do you think men don't want to get married anymore haha. We make the money we make the rules. If not, there's the door.
@SuperYoshikong5 жыл бұрын
She's a very passionate person
@XanderFrederick3 жыл бұрын
"...... with that lumped up Rihanna photo." As Bill would describe it. lmfao
@matthewhebert51545 жыл бұрын
“It’s blue, it’s the color of water !!”
@paisan87666 жыл бұрын
THIS IS WHAT A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE PEOPLE!!!! #LADIESSSSSSSS
@nelsongarcia3183 жыл бұрын
12:44 "Jesus Christ, a dam didn't break!" LOL
@Brandon-vy6uw7 жыл бұрын
Good Luck Bill. Keep bobbing and weaving man lol.
@CarlJohnson-kp6uu4 жыл бұрын
6.50 he’s quoting jimmy from goodfellas when he’s talking to billy bats hahahahaha only legends would have noticed this 😂😂
@jimmySWphilly4 жыл бұрын
When Jimmy was stopping Tommy at the bar
@jimmySWphilly4 жыл бұрын
Lil bit, ya did
@effortlessawareness87784 жыл бұрын
Nahh-Nahh..You insulted him a lil bit an got outta line yourself
@haroldfinch84813 жыл бұрын
Drinks are on THE HOUSE.
@williampoole17423 жыл бұрын
Wow I absolutely didn't catch that lol good one man
@gyst88787 жыл бұрын
I love your fights, I wish I could find a woman to argue with me like this 😂
@sethe1717 жыл бұрын
Gyst Careful what you wish for. The real fights aren't on the air.
@gyst88787 жыл бұрын
Seth A True
@JoeyWinsSometimes5 жыл бұрын
Make millions of dollars and you can have your pick.
@Kjca_19985 жыл бұрын
That’s an odd request.
@Motovader724 жыл бұрын
I love these people. The definition of perfect couple.
@danieltucker91187 жыл бұрын
What a great relationship
@joemacgillis82295 жыл бұрын
You know why they work well together? Because the way Nia argues is kind of like a guy. She's really good at laughing it off and letting things go when she gets pissed off.
@jezebulls5 жыл бұрын
The ones who comment don’t realize that there would be no comedy if Nia was a “Yes-Man” and agreed with everything Bill says. They are both good at not taking shit from each other and controlling themselves not to blow it out of proportion.
@GastedFlabber3 жыл бұрын
Thank. You.
@IzkAndrew2 жыл бұрын
I agree. Its just the double standard shit that's annoying. Mainly because it hits too close to home 💀 but, what i can say is, at least she doesn't start crying and try making him feel bad by saying she's a fuck up and not owning up to it. She just doesn't own up to it and laughs it off.
@EnternalSword6 жыл бұрын
Just listening to these two made me happy. Proper married bickering!
@glasra6 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a guest, and just awkwardly sitting there listening to them arguing. Lol
@SnarkierThan-U-R5 жыл бұрын
what makes you think that they would to that in front of a 3rd party?
@russbelperez38374 жыл бұрын
I would have popcorn 🍿 choking on kernels from laughing so much
@Themayseffect7 жыл бұрын
DVR - The new factor of ruined American relationships lol. Supported by - Water Faucets.
@paulsiemieniewski75586 жыл бұрын
"The Lovely Nia"
@rad4life17 жыл бұрын
Nina, if he falls asleep during a show, it is fair game that you now posses the remote. Even after he wakes up, he forfeited his claim. Lmao
@muchwow57826 жыл бұрын
In a sense i'm using theses podcast to learn how to be normal in a relationship when you start out as a psycho
@93RGFMV6 жыл бұрын
"Are you not entertained?!" Lol
@drewwatts29677 жыл бұрын
Its a SUPERBOWL! And We won!
@timothyeubanks321007 жыл бұрын
their communication is really good as a couple.
@adio.51897 жыл бұрын
Ol Billy battered husband. ha!
@kristofarvay84255 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the best podcast segments ever that Bill has ever recorded. God Bless Old Freckles!
@bluesquirrel39195 жыл бұрын
I understand Nia, no one wants to watch a series in 10 min increments
@atraeu28 күн бұрын
4:44 "That's what my agent told me.." Nia is underrated lol
@jojomojojones7 жыл бұрын
Nia can dish it out but sure can't take it.
@dibgee26417 жыл бұрын
its called being a female
@JoshMarshain7 жыл бұрын
Seth A you sound like a lonely (sexually frustrated) dude
@sethe1717 жыл бұрын
JD Marshall I'm not lonely, I'm married. You sound like a young man that has no idea what's coming.
@jesslovesrammstein7 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha jesus you're an edgelord - and you're married? God, I thought people grew out of that but I guess some people never hit puberty.
@jesslovesrammstein7 жыл бұрын
Lmao I'm a girl, and also happily married, but that's besides the point. Why are you married if you hate women so much? Sad that someone else has so much power over you?
@KillerCornMuffin2 жыл бұрын
This is hands down the funniest argument I've ever heard. Y'all are amazing.
@Shigellosis3 жыл бұрын
Bill's legitimacy and translucency never fails to impress me
@joshgoolman36064 жыл бұрын
Stuff to listen to when you start to get lonely being single and miss your ex.
@i.c.wiener2525 жыл бұрын
I strive to be in a relationship like this 😂
@Cipher_Zone5 жыл бұрын
Dude... I love these two.. 🤣 that’s the relationship I want... I salute you Bill!
@717deathmetal7 жыл бұрын
The love between these two is palpable
@user-jr8em4sg8s4 жыл бұрын
9:42 “Racing my stuff I don’t appreciate it” 😂😂😂😂
@zanzibar65085 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ they are perfect for each other
@hazardousjazzgasm1295 жыл бұрын
God these 2 are adorable
@Kitty396435 жыл бұрын
Its funny hearing them talk like no one is around
@skylertillett62904 жыл бұрын
They're so cute together though
@nam61282 жыл бұрын
"If you can make somebody laugh they're less likely to beat you up." -bill burr 13:18
@calebwatson51443 жыл бұрын
These talks with bill and Nia are the best! :D
@schawdaya2 жыл бұрын
Even when they argue they're laughing. Relationship goals
@evanabbott27372 жыл бұрын
“You have 2 incidents, despite your behavior!”😂
@randomuser59144 жыл бұрын
This is healthy bickering and it ends in laughing. No cursing, no name calling.
@rob64903 жыл бұрын
Just Nia confessing about hitting her spouse
@criscrosxxx2 жыл бұрын
@@rob6490 nice
@riffrocker74014 жыл бұрын
Lol "...geez a dam didn't break!..."
@komickaze857 жыл бұрын
My mother did this to me once. She didn't erase my shows, but she wanted someone to watch the show 24 with her, and I'd tape it for her, and when we sat down and watch nearly every episode, she'd fall asleep. This was years ago, but I ended up HATING the show because I had to watch it like 3 times every episode. But now I don't watch much TV on the TV. Netflix and Hulu are far easier and accessible now. Better Call Saul!
@masaksenja4 жыл бұрын
Ultimate relationship goals! I'm very much like Nia, just need to find a guy like Bill 😊
@ethanbaker41687 жыл бұрын
I honestly got really tense there for a second
@paulworkswellwithothers40917 жыл бұрын
Oh man when Nia got all silent i was like "oh shit something's gonna happen" i instinctively turned the volume down. what happened was rather anticlimactic, but I'm happy they're actively working on their disagreements. also, the baby sounds are hella cute! fuck all these people saying that the marriage is going to shit. Theyre working on their problems together, and theyre funy as fuck when they let us listen in on it. I think Bill made a good choice here.
@bethwenner7 жыл бұрын
They are the cutest couple in the world. It's ridiculous.
@Imdarkmaster9992 жыл бұрын
I remember he talked about the time Nia punched him in the face in a special but he didn't mention why, I started to cry laughing when he mentioned it was because Nia was staring at Colin Farrel
@davdeandavdean13477 жыл бұрын
I love these two haha
@vitruvian78752 жыл бұрын
JESUS CHRIST A DAM DIDNT BREAK Shit killed me
@MrMultifunc4 жыл бұрын
6:50 Bill's inner De Niro comes out!
@aHondaaa7 жыл бұрын
Haha that's funny. I remember in 2nd Grade one of my teachers was like "I bet when you get older, you guys are gonna have mini CDs!" Well at first, I was thinking that they already do (Gamecube Discs), but also she was wrong
@sarahlauren56432 жыл бұрын
"it's the color of water" 🤣🤣
@betheman13764 жыл бұрын
Nia: You have Patriots’ games... Bill: They’re SUPER BOWLS!
@slobiden.25933 жыл бұрын
0:35 the sweetest intro I’ve ever heard
@peterpratsch72234 жыл бұрын
Whoa look out everybody, my wife’s going rouge with the dvr. Hilarious Bill, fawkin homerun.
@Y2JLionHeart7 жыл бұрын
This is CLASSIC Bill. Exposing the hypocrisy of the LAYDEES! (While trashing himself as well)
@nattymo78353 жыл бұрын
Bill: "I get up at 7 am to work out..." ... Nia: "You get up super early..." Oh geezus
@Cyclops00002 жыл бұрын
Two things that are obvious to anyone that is alive today and are perfectly demonstrated in this clip: 1) Women hate doing anything that remotely resembles DIY or house maintenance. 2) Boomer men hate learning anything new about technology.
@davidclarkson30664 жыл бұрын
‘Yes! Yes, in the face!!’ 🤣🤣
@gennyzelis23033 жыл бұрын
Awesome wonderfully entertaining podcast 👏. I love you guys together-so funny
@jojomojojones7 жыл бұрын
Of course she's changed, she's holding the trump card Bill. Now that you have kids, she owns you man.
@terraconensis23177 жыл бұрын
ikr. He should have listened to his own advice.
@Ebiru23877 жыл бұрын
Terraconensis Right?
@marietaylor51743 жыл бұрын
That's not true; don't be ridiculous!!!!
@chrisnutley57476 жыл бұрын
"You take chances my friend".....Bill needed a little movie reference
@bensakatos3092 жыл бұрын
It still boggles my mind that there’s 144 people who disliked a video like this. It’s fucking hysterical. What’s with you marshmallows?
@nat21myria4 жыл бұрын
my husband and I have this same arguement about watching tv together as well. he gets mad bcuz I keep watching episodes without him. so I start watching other tv series so we can be on the same page with the series we are watching together.