Bill Burr & Nia - Girl At Jiu Jitsu

[@treyroc7353]

Hes just trying to sound cool for bill

[@Handlebarrich]

Kyle Snyder yea i think there was a key and peele sketch about tht

[@harrisonking4025]

@@simondewit6119 intellectual KZbin comment

[@ricksanchez3557]

Not even 'sounding cool'. Bill throws shit out like that constantly, he is just putting it in a fitting way for the podcast.

[@_Mr.Tuvok_]

Yea it’s a funny line designed to get a laugh on a podcast hosted by a comedian, he may very well never use phrases like that IRL.

[@jimwerther]

Four years late, but @Trey Roc, that is precisely what I was thinking.

[@justyoureverydaypig3716]

Bill truly has mastered the art of arguing with women

[@mito-pb8qg]

A shitload of practice^^

[@EpicM1lkman]

@@purplecx3459 Yeah because he knows not to lose his temper and resort to namecalling in an argument

[@Station9.75]

Exactly. Because that’s what man babies do. Isn’t it Mister Davinci?

[@fakhriaslan6479]

Actually, Nia is a reasonable person too. She is able to quickly admit that she went too far. There are women out there that will argue over that for 3 hours and then barely acknowledge that they were too emotional.

[@jd5296]

@Pass Datass what did he say?

[@n0isyturtle]

"I asked her for her Snapchat" jesus, I'm only in my early 30's and that sentence made me feel about 80

[@ferfiti]

I'm 27 and this makes me feel old

[@zoranallen5205]

noisyturtle Dude I’m 19 and it made me feel old. It must be the area I grew up in lol.

[@Ryfinius]

Back in my day we asked for phone numbers and got our freshest horse ready.

[@milkcatdog394]

I never got into it. It’s super confusing to me.

[@thinkingagain5966]

@Rafael Felan no. Girls give out their snapchat like candy. Asking for her number is cutting straight to the chase

[@gosling4391]

"The lovely Nia everybody!"

[@gosling4391]

Nah, she has her moments...

[@jj1023665]

they are a perfect match, endless material for Bill.

[@gosling4391]

I don't think their relationship is ever boring.

[@tonychaez420Sexfood]

Nia. Suuuuuuuuuiuuuuuucks!

[@johnvaughn4723]

Oh GEEEZUS Nia she rants and rants then after bill says for the 5th time she finally self reflects and admits she does the same thing and she over reacted. SHE DIDNT EVEN REMEMBER THE QUESTION

[@fleepss2407]

lmao i think the main point to be learned here for the 18 year old guy is : at the end of the day, this is what you're getting yourself into lmao

[@MilLeAy]

Accurate. I love this comment.

[@benanderson4639]

Gold

[@omrixeren]

lollllll i bet bill would laugh at this

[@matthewsosteezy5904]

Nia overreacts just like Bill they’re perfect for each other 😂😂😂

[@fightingmedialounge519]

No, bill will often not catch himself.

[@Lil_Geeky]

Kye Dysarthria but to be honest that’s how some of bills best rants have come about

[@tuckernevel]

yeah they understand each others weaknesses really well and are at least semi self aware of their own 😂😂

[@arimonroe7060]

@@fightingmedialounge519 so true haha this is why they're perfect for each other lmao

[@ooLevityoo]

Dude's 18, probably still a virgin, just playing tough because he's still learning. They lost a lot of time on this sentence.

[@basicexamples296]

You’re 100% right. However, 18-year olds need to realize how quickly they can ruin an opportunity by throwing out the sort of comment that their fellow virgin bros use all the time.

[@mafiamanveto3004]

@@basicexamples296 good thing he's only 18 and he's allowed to make mistakes and grow as a person...

[@pwnership3292]

Okay everyone just take a deep breath

[@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq]

Also he’s Irish

[@mosspally6995]

We don’t see the sun very often, but we know how not to burn ourselves.

[@enthymeme4856]

lol calm down Nia

[@YuGhunt]

TeaL her fucking rant actually just made hate her

[@ryanenglish4705]

Subversive Control latched onto a passive comment which she blew out of proportion and completely misconceived a perception of the guy

[@jonathanryan2915]

Yeah seriously, I can't wait until they get a divorce " OMG, this guy is being a guy, what an asshole male oppressive piece of shit." Yeah fuck you Nia, we all know you're just gonna try and take Bill for everything he's worth one of these days

[@edwardmay6891]

@@jonathanryan2915 Incel

[@jonathanryan2915]

@@edwardmay6891 fuck i've been discovered

[@Asalad1888]

He accepts your apology

[@poopstain5216]

An Irish person you’re the guy!

[@bearcatm2395]

@@poopstain5216 THIS IS THE GUY!!!!!

[@wsdamico]

So what happened with the Jiu Jitsu broad?

[@Daniel-bb9qj]

Roland Deschain that’s the Ivory Coast flag

[@ellisdee9481]

Bro you better prove you’re the guy.

[@shorpy3407]

Nia: "How do you know what kind of person she is??" Bill: "Oh boy"

[@nickrobinsonaws]

“Aww no that’s not pathetic” - Nia about the kid getting the girls SC Fast forward to after the comment she took offense to. “HER SNAPCHAT? REALLY DUDE? GROW A PAIR AND GET HER NUMBER”

[@lagroad]

Trigger Warning. And it isn't Bill.

[@samlee3039]

Parry No Stamina The day Bill needs a trigger warning, I think we should just do him a favour and pool our money and arrange for him to be put down. What is he, Gaaaaay?

[@43110clyde]

@@samlee3039 your grammar needs some work. Its what is he? A faaaaaaaaaag? Rest of your comment is a1 tho

[@Breaker197]

Love how Bill called Nia on her shit, and even more that she actually owned up to it.

[@KeishenLloyd]

Took about 5 minutes of arm-twisting to get Nia to say "Oh wait we actually do the exact same thing."

[@Hammerite]

I just love they are not afraid to admit the other is right. It's those kinds of things that make a relationship work.

[@Trolleleoltexte]

One of the better comments here I got too worked up reading through the triggered bunch of people who even question Bill's choice of women

[@maxrice6990]

this might be the most irrational i've ever heard nia; i loved it when bill said "i think you've said enough, nia" lmao

[@simplyecksplicit]

Max you haven’t listened to the time she went off on a big ass rant about a boyfriend that was trying to help his girlfriend lose weight and he even made her meals and bought her a bike but she threw those meals away and so he called his girlfriend fat with jowls. Nia just went off on a long rant and bill had to calm her down and talk her through what the boyfriend actually meant and in the end she apologized. It was great advice too what bill said. I recommend it if you can find it 😅.

[@gatekeeper494]

Simply Ecks yeah that’s the first time I heard her rant

[@TheMrlitemaster]

It's amazing how many layers of emotion he had to break down to get to her logic

[@donovan9931]

"I want her to feel my passion" killed me 🤣

[@mau4604]

Bill’s “meet me outside how bout dat” and then Nia correcting him killed me 🤣🤣

[@jcnot9712]

This one should be called “Nia has a meltdown on the MMP” I never side with the Nia-haters but holy shit did she make herself hard to defend on this one.

[@eveeve8254]

Well she admitted that she was wrong and a hypocrite. So I dont think she needs defending, because she just ranted off like Bill and realized she got off track.

[@gobvuu]

I love how Nia admitted she was wrong right away. I could learn a lot from that approach.

[@mindfullygreen2870]

Right away? You mean after 5 minutes of twisting her arm about it?

[@iamborat100]

Nia is the girl who walks into a male friendship group and ruins the vibe because now we can't talk freely about women and other shit we like to complain about because she's gonna get all offended and upset the mood. If girls can have their space then so can us guys.

[@mikeliterus1628]

Yuuuuup nailed it. What a dumb bitch

[@drawingstuff6660]

she is chill , you act like a girl

[@evanschulte6153]

Remember.... she is on BILL BURRS pod cast. That can't be 100% true.

[@stutterstep831]

I think Nia just got really triggered and was feeling some type of way, but this is the first time I've seen her get that triggered

[@luxoclermenceau2935]

@@stutterstep831 watch some more videos its not gonna be the last time trust me

[@DoYouDontYou89]

Makes me miss Patrice

[@thenotoriousdr7107]

cut her mike off.

[@thevelointhevale1132]

I never miss Patrice ...

[@bonybiga7616]

@@thenotoriousdr7107 lmfaooo

[@DivePlane13]

@Voidaken who is Patrice?

[@HittokiriBatosai]

@Voidaken Nah, that's nonsense. Patrice had a woman too, both Nia and Vond are good women.

[@xThe_Wendigo]

Nia so predictable. Always going on a 5 minute tirade about what someone said on a podcast and eventually apologizes when Bill convinces her that she's wrong.

[@stvia]

Dude do you know how rare people are who in the middle of an argument can reflect enough to notice their in the wrong and admit it? She's a gem

[@GhostOfZion]

Darth Magnus you know how hard it is to find a woman that admits she’s wrong Lol

[@tuchesuavae]

Most women don't admit they are wrong.

[@hazardousjazzgasm129]

@@stvia That's just how good Bill is, most guys couldn't pull that off

[@lotaryguy12]

Lol most women would have the reaction she had, you youtube comment kids that hate on Nia whenever she has a rant are just exposing yourselves as virgins and incels who have never even talked to a woman other than your moms hahaha

[@sam-gu4qy]

Y'all know the only reason Nia goes on outbursts is because Bill eggs her on too. Bill and Nia are very much the same person.

[@The420BrownKid]

Doesn’t mean people can’t call her on when she spouts bullshit.

[@jlong401]

“You’re right, women do the same thing.” After ranting 3/4 of the podcast away. Broads.

[@veracitymedia3649]

Bill is my boy, but Nia can really derail these podcasts sometimes.

[@agent00chimp]

Yeah like 1 in 10 times is the rate at which she actually makes them better. The other 9 times she's on that sassy feminist soap box...I keep just wanting Bill to STOP asking for her advice...

[@mweathers79]

Yeah, I always thought Bill was a hot head. Nia, is raging at men on most of these things, girlfriend is mad at the world.

[@renatofabbro5263]

No way, she makes the podcasts way better and more interesting. She also challenges when he sometimes needs it.

[@HatmanXIIX]

He's nervous......... BUT HE WAS CALM AND READY TO DROP BOMBS!!!

[@alpha-king3808]

Arthur Morgan just so you know , I got that reference

[@gyzevtjong5407]

Mom's spaghetti

[@permabulk1454]

But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down

[@Archaelleon]

Nia can be obnoxious but notice how she comes around a lot. She's just emotional, but she's reasonable. She's the yin to Bill's yang. I always enjoy their banter.

[@bluepearl_22]

Nia going full rage mode, I love it :D

[@firestoops5651]

All the comments are about nia being annoying lmao 😂😂😂

[@BigggusDikkkus]

Her annoyingness was level 99 in this one.

[@mykschumacker967]

Geezzz... She was just ultra unreasonable and hipocritical... And I guess the reason we are all commenting is because all guys know at least one girl who acts like that... you can't even have a conversation with a person without feeling like you're walking on egg shells... fuck outta here with this bullshit...

[@T0YCHEST]

@@BigggusDikkkus her skillcape is her wearing a blm shirt and her emote is being self righteous

[@ellisdee9481]

Ayyyeee UK!

[@hamarbiljungskile8953]

@@T0YCHEST Fucking really?

[@KennyBucketz]

As an uber driver, I can tell you, when women are telling other women about a guy they just started dating, the first question the women usually ask is, "What does he do?" It's sickening. happened twice in the span of a week or two in my car. It's all about, "What can you get out of him?"

[@ColonelNegative]

Kenny Bucketz Women in their natural role look to men to fulfill their role as providers. Therefore the man will need to have a good job. Granted there are gold diggers out there but you’re taking a huge leap.

[@mystaminacantakethis]

You’re an idiot

[@ColonelNegative]

topherh33 Tell me all about the girls begging your beta ass to go on a date to your mom’s basement.

[@TheMausymaus]

It's not necessarily always about "getting stuff out of him". In fact, most of the time it's not. Successful, confident people are attractive. That and what someone's career is can say a lot about who they are as a person and what problems they want to solve in the world.

[@nicknicknick1159]

@@ColonelNegativehaving your finances sucked dry by women that dont love you isnt alpha

[@yunggoochy6318]

“Ahh see, looks like im going solo on this one” 😂😂😂

[@fffrrraannkk]

Nia is being ridiculous. All the guy is saying is that there are 2 types of girls (in his mind anyway).. one is the type you can trust to have a relationship with, and the other is the type that just wants to get laid and be done.. Either is fine depending on what you are looking for. He sees this girl as the relationship type. This is one reason why it's an awful idea to get relationship advice from women if you are a man.

[@fffrrraannkk]

Maybe I should have not paused it to type my comment and just listened to the whole thing.. Bill reeled her in with some logic and she understood how obnoxious she was being.

[@miamiheatbaby87]

She’s a woman

[@aahyes9068]

I think Nia & her triggers are pretty hilarious, actually.

[@burritobrosvideos8060]

Theyre not

[@V3rnSqwd5611]

Lmao Nia was actually pretty funny in this one

[@allenroisen2386]

All this hate on Nia, it took her 5 minutes to admit she was a hypocrite and apologize when a lot of girls will take that shit to the grave and deny it to God himself if that's what it takes. Loosen up guys.

[@tuchesuavae]

Nia will focus on one statment that gets her in her feelings and ignore everything else.

[@lotaryguy12]

Lol most women would have the reaction she had, you youtube comment kids that hate on Nia whenever she has a rant are just exposing yourselves as virgins and incels who have never even talked to a woman other than your moms hahaha

[@tuchesuavae]

@@lotaryguy12 I don't know how many women you actually interact with but every woman I know over the age of 28 thought this was a really stupid, sophomoric, and intellectually lazy group of blanket statments. The false equivalencies of sexual performance to playing video games is ridiculous as well. This I also clearly compounded by the ammount of women that buy their significant others gaming councils. And the ammount of females that have made videos criticizing this clip. I don't know what you mean buy a youtube comment kid, but I'm an 38 yo married man and one who does not watch this show or know who any of these people are, so your assumption doesn't apply here. Furthermore, your use of being a virgin as if that is an insult, says a lot about you. There is nothing wrong with being a virgin, having sex is not a huge thing. There are 11yo that have sex and frequently, shit you can pay for sex, setting the bar at something so easily achieved and s commonly done makes me sad for you. You might want to stop trying to put women into a box, there are lots of different views on topics, held by them.

[@accidentalmadness1708]

@@lotaryguy12 oh you’re cool tough guy

[@lotaryguy12]

@@tuchesuavae That was the cringiest most pseudo-intellectual comment I've ever read. I should screenshot this and post it to r/iamverysmart. Thanks for the laugh xDD

[@lotaryguy12]

@@accidentalmadness1708 Your dumbass comment made me see the hilarious reply the other kid made, so thank you.

[@permabulk1454]

I love how she says ‘that’s not pathetic not at all’ then once she hears one single weak ass statement she just completely loses it entirely and blows all emotions out of the water. Get a grip my god

[@alexacosta2140]

*”For MEEEEeeee”*

[@crapconnoisseur6691]

*Nias* *triggered* *rant* Bill mockinngly says: meet me outside how bow dah! lmfao

[@bishoprocswell2312]

"What is his name? Colin? ....Sheamus? " 🤣🤣🤣

[@esperanzogomez3237]

He clearly only said what he said to impress Bill. lol.

[@Jefrejtor]

Okay, I defend Nia and think she's a great addition to this podcast, but she just went full emotional here. Step back, take a couple deep breaths, CONCEIVE in your mind that this inexperienced guy is trying to mask his fragility with a macho-man bluff. Jeeezus.

[@lotaryguy12]

This is how most women would react, and this is how they rant, so for you youtube comment kids so be so annoyed by this can only mean that you've never talked to a woman nor learned to have fun with one. It's really sad, but hey, it's youtube comments, the perfect community for teenagers, virgins and incels xD

[@keanangarcia4562]

"Hit the showers on this one" "hahaha o boy"

[@enomfonsammy5646]

Nia is killing this guy😂😂😂😂😂😂 i love it

[@Marcus-gh8bh]

“FOR MEEEEEEEEE”

[@kylefrandsen4514]

The best podcast always involve Bill waking up Nia from a nap 😴 😂 PS I love these 2

[@theamericanwararcher4872]

Nia (who is totally legit, beautiful and cool) just proved it takes one statement to ruin things with a girl no matter how good you are at heart

[@kazuhira_miller]

4:57 listen to bill when he said ~his wife isn't freaking out~ i died

[@eoinobrien4294]

Every time I hear nia go off on somebody, she goes crazy for 10 minutes, bill makes valid points for 2 minutes and then admits she went too far and he’s right 😂

[@harkyo]

I love this episode, especially when they are both laughing.

[@soupedkid13]

I’m going to take a guess someone used that “one time fuck material” line on nia once years and years ago and it all just came out right here

[@tapiture3720]

“That was pathetic” hahaha

[@louduva9849]

Nia's hilarious in this. The 'Colin' line is gold.

[@edgeinc.3766]

"you're holding a child" lol

[@Blazorbust]

How much of this was advice ? Honestly. But she did apologize and calm down at the end, which many women (and some men) wouldn't have done, so kudos.

[@SCOTTpilgrimist12]

This is my favourite letter Bill's ever read; the change in tone, and Nia's subsequent reaction, is fucking hilarious

[@joserivas6980]

Look, Nia gets emotional sometimes, but at least she can admit her faults once brought to light. I'd love to have a wife like that; I hope the best for them and their kid.

[@dana.9377]

“What size house can I get when I kick HIM out?!” Lmao

[@albertrodriguez1923]

Bill married his nightmare. His post divorce podcasts are going to be epic.

[@asparrow9876]

Wait until his post-divorce specials. It'll be exactly like Louis CK, funnier when life is in shambles. Honestly, Bill should've never got married, he got indoctrinated by his friends and put himself in their same misery. Talk about stupid. Remember to take Bill's own advice. NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVERRRRRRR GET MARRIED....

[@mrc6808]

A Sparrow or do the alternative find a woman you hate and give her your money and house if you want to experience the married life.

[@asparrow9876]

@@mrc6808 Pass....

[@FUT13withMagicz]

Loved Nia to start with because she sometimes made bill funnier but now she just grinds my gears 😂

[@dylanhill4428]

Nia and Bill are absolutely perfect for each other I love this

[@autonomous8108]

LMAO Nia really dug into this dude 😂😂😂😂

[@alexody1824]

Nia: "Her snapchat..... really??" Kevin Hart was right

[@silviosantapaola2825]

"It's the lockerroom speaking" i laughed my ass off

[@elsiem7295]

I know y'all are mad at Nia but she's hilarious and shes literally me when she goes in like this but she did admit to being a hypocrite lmao

[@lettherebelamp5102]

“Hit the showers on this one” 😂

[@robbiesantos7677]

Well nia ruined this, if you see this comment just skip the video

[@Gutslinger]

I'm 4 minutes in.. I think I'll take that advice from the way it's turning out by this point.

[@jeffboyd8139]

She always ruins the show

[@RandomHer03]

What are you talking about she was hilarious. Ignorant rage is the bill burrs podcasts mo

[@ericmanget4280]

@@RandomHer03 Nia's whining isn't nearly as funny as Bill's.

[@Cheesurius]

Well I really enjoyed it. Plenty of Burr only material, give her a break.

[@theprimonemo]

lmao bill imitating nia's friend was amazing

[@tintinftww]

I feel like half the time Nia isn't even really mad, she just saying stuff like this so they can riff on each other. They seem to enjoy getting into little arguments like this so they can joke about it. These interactions make the podcast more entertaining imo.

[@Trolleleoltexte]

She doesn't want to hold back If only the people here would understand She is hilarious I thought Bill Burr fans must be somewhat smart and posses critical thinking to enjoy his bids

[@Shalimar_trailsss]

@@Trolleleoltexte yes!

[@MultiMrskat]

Cash me outside! 😭😭😭 I'm dying!

[@MattsWhatItIs]

Goes on a three minute tirade about profiling people, proceeds to profile @ 6:21, LOGIC 101 FOLKS

[@Dlkddiduuudj]

Bill , Nia is just as funny as you and i love you two together

[@experiment54]

Snatchchat what the fuck is a snatchchat?!

[@dz9589]

"Nia, you're holding a child." Awesome!

[@monsterbull1]

I'm guessing Nia has NEVER had a first impression about a person?

[@Zman44444]

I love their chemistry. Talk about GOALS.

[@Subject__]

"grow up and get her number" "i dunno.. iTs MaKiNg mE fEeL sOmE tYpE oF wAy" like thats not the most highschool thing to say

[@andersonanderson1009]

I love that Nia brings up "projecting. . ." in her rant towards the end as that is LITERALLY what she is doing in that situation.

[@nikkishaye1156]

Collin, Shamus, or Patrick 🍀🤣🍀Gotta 💜 Nia.

[@nick-knack782]

well, you spelled Patrick right at least..

[@tuckercrawford220]

Bills the only man who can call his wife a pig and get a laugh out of her 😂

[@Satsujinhan]

Holy fuck imagine being married to this woman. Pure hell.

[@phoenixvette]

"it took ya 20 minutes to get there!"

[@paulpaulie]

God she kills me when her feminist side over reacts to someone she doesn’t even know. And I hope that kid wasn’t listening she probably killed his self esteem even more!

[@mihaelaandronache5492]

The chemistry this two have is out of this world.😍😍😍

[@grapefruitsimmons]

should be renamed "Nia hears words she doesnt like and acts like a child about it"

[@youknowwhat1352]

Nia is funny lmao the way she just plays it up sometimes like Bill does

[@ongobongo8333]

no fun nia

[@tnteachertim]

"Yeah, women definitely have the same judgements of men, ok." "Yeah, well it took us 20mins to get THERE!"

[@MrRufus1111]

Nia latching on to one sentence and ruining what couldve been a great clip... who wouldve seen that coming

[@10n0]

HAHA that's fucking awesome, the second the guy wrote that one line, Now exited the fucking building immediately

[@dylantyndall2258]

Sometimes I can’t stand nia, and this is one of those times

[@sveadashcam]

02:58 made me laugh out hard every time hahahaha.

[@notaseal7864]

Getting people's snaps is pretty interchangeable with phone numbers now

[@landonic81]

Yeah if you're fuckin 12

[@23madberty]

@@landonic81 not really almost everyone does it

[@sharonthompson672]

I love these two. 😆

[@ninja123425]

Isn’t it amazing that Nia can just play the “we’re not talking about that” card any time she’s backed into a corner?

[@chrismcdaniel7901]

"He really took a left turn there" LMAO!!!!

[@jackhancho8571]

She really hates Snapchat.. but that’s how people communicate nowdays😂 Nobody calls people anymore

[@bradbland9307]

Lmao these two as a couple kill me. Bill got himself a good woman.