Bill Burr & Nia - Bill And Nia Argue Over A Protein Bar

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[@tjpryor4052]

"I don't pop off. I'm white, I flip out." Lmao

[@abdulmohsen]

i dont understand this joke, pls eggsplain

[@TreAtsY88]

​@Illmatic 1 so does 'flip out' is more used amongst one group of people and 'pop off' with another? I thought they have different meanings. thanks in advanced!

[@likepie321]

@@TreAtsY88 Yes white people use flip out and is apart of General American English mostly spoken by white people Pop Off is apart of AAVE or African American Vernacular English and is generally spoken by black people.

[@TreAtsY88]

@@likepie321 thanks for the explanation

[@blueberrymcphuckerson9821]

@Illmatic 1 Bro, going by his name he might be from a place outside of America... It's entirely possible and very likely he doesn't know the subtleties of various sub-cultures in America. Chill.

[@kiddisley5890]

I find it really precious how bill will keep trying to make nia laugh if she doesn't laugh at one of his jokes. He tries harder and harder till she laughs its cute as hell.

[@blammod664]

Nia's impression was incredible.

[@DASRH]

Blammo D FUCKIN!

[@dankestranch8738]

FACKIN

[@jaydaniels6172]

'Bustin my ass' he does say that a lot lol

[@lobitopr]

I know! I was like WTF is talking right now?! Lol.

[@LilCharlie9488]

....FUCKINNNNN.....

[@iamborat100]

This was the best Nia/Bill segment since "Nia hits her head" which is up there with "Nia mad at Bill for looking at a laaaaaaaydeeee".

[@supastar25]

The "Women inventors" clip was also funny...sometimes they bounce off each other so well

[@TheAnkie0808]

hey the "Sandwich", "Dancing wedding", "Amazon and Uber" also hilarious! XD "Advice: Girlfriend's Breath Stinks" also on my list LOL

[@timrenner9864]

not checking out is still the best so god damn funny

[@hj3363]

Cheers to you lot, gonna search for all these .

[@russotv9867]

Just commented on this so I can reference back and watch all these vids lol

[@philiplewis1989]

"I don't pop off. I'm white, I flip out." I couldn't stop laughing. . .

[@acrustykrab]

These arguments are healthy imo, usually the average person surrenders their will and quietly builds up malice lol

[@alejandrobonfil2818]

a crusty krab yeah ngl I have done this a couple of times with my wife and it makes arguing better. It makes you think about both sides

[@KTF0]

Agreed. When it ends in laughs it's much healthier.

[@kingchris7782]

Facts

[@HPSFRoadrunner]

I want a love like Bill and Nia.

[@aramwatters]

DUDE! fucking brilliantly said

[@AK907guy]

"Ffffaahhhkinnn" I think Nia's impersonation of Bill is spot on

[@felicitymissfels2536]

" first of all, I don't pop off, I'm white, I flip out" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@JasonLovesLife]

Holy shit, Nia’s impression was spot on.

[@merrychristmas1022]

they seem genuinely happy. good for them.

[@rochewijnaar5374]

nia's giggle smile sound is so cute

[@Ciciulins]

They're lucky to have each other

[@h2bizzle]

As if Bill wasn’t hilarious already, Nia is hilarious too- when they’re together... a riot!! Thank goodness she has a wonderful laugh too. 😂 I love these two

[@sethnewlin510]

I love how Bill and Nia are constantly fighting about something, yet they almost always end up laughing about it. They’re perfect for one another

[@TheFashionWHT]

Omg Nia get this man his energy bars, he's getting hangry 😂😂😂

[@subwayjrod1]

I am punching the bed laughing so hard. I love when she’s on the show

[@dominic667]

Poor bed

[@svetamakoveeva318]

I love the way bill talks to her lol

[@Sam-um9nu]

Suckmyballz Gameplays hey man...

[@alexmini123]

@SlayerPayback lol, umm, so is bill you fucknut.

[@BlakeTimmonsArt]

Your relationship with your bed sounds unhealthy

[@jmdrummond]

“PUT the empty box on your head when youre done and walk around like the queen that you are.” I was giggling to myself for a good long while over that line.

[@redv.402]

he complains and complains but there's so much love in his voice lmaooo

[@jellyfishsii]

Bill and Nia's dynamic makes me smile every time. Perfect couple

[@carliettosantoro4814]

You can just feel the chemistry between the two

[@rubykrussg]

I love their "fights" how honest they are, and direct. No bullshit. No fear. And so much laughter!

[@Wimplo86]

*Normal couples fight* Me: “Well now it’s awkward...” *Bill and Nia fight* Me: “This is the greatest thing ever!”

[@PiazzaGurl]

Classic line, "first of all I don't pop off, I'm white... I flip out". Lmao. I love Nia's impression of him.

[@Subject__]

"rather then insulting eachother-" "I WANA SAYYYYY" "rather then insulting each other" ".. YUUUU" "Nia god damit this is my podcast.. ill take your purple sock off RIGHT *NOW* " i cant breath 😂😂😂

[@eveeve8254]

I love how Bill went "ok white people from Massachusetts sound like they're always angry" and the moment Nia said "yea" he went "oh so its ok to blame race now??". Went right in.

[@darryl2542]

"And it's just like....." "You don't have a point right now. I just saw that." "I don't. Searching for words...."

[@MrDlt123]

This is healthy couple interaction. Bill and Nia have a good thing going.

[@Likeitornot91]

That impression of Bill was fuckin spot on

[@JohnnyJohnJohnson]

I couldn't have described what eating a protein bar is like better than Bill did here. "Imagine chocolate-covered sand." is absolutely spot-on.

[@CieloDesign]

hahaha one of the funniest Bill & Nia conversations right up there with women inventors...

[@TheAnkie0808]

hey the "Sandwich", "Dancing wedding", "Amazon and Uber" also hilarious! XD "Advice: Girlfriend's Breath Stinks" also on my list LOL

[@KB-nz6bv]

And big tears! Big tears!

[@DefendYoungstown]

"I'm, ehhh, bustin' mah ass on tha road every weekend so we can afford this fawkin' house..." I almost pissed myself right there!

[@MarquisVonMonster]

I was listening to this and had to stop it. I was laughing so hard at Nia impersonating Bill I was just walking in a circle getting nothing done.

[@ryukaganzeroful]

"AND I CANT EVEN HAVE A FUCKIN PROTEIN BAR!!!!"

[@DASRH]

They are the best couple.

[@aprilrich5414]

DASRH THE TRUTH HANDS DOWN

[@fj2204]

"I just dont understand, like the way you say no so easily to me.. -"no!"😂😂

[@Subject__]

"AS YOUR WIFE" " define a wife " ".. wha whaadoumean?" HAHAHHA

[@andrewkim7192]

They’re such a fun couple. Very good for each other

[@brodhax6148]

"I don't pop off. I'm white, I flip out." thats funnier than most comedians entire acts. Bill really is blessed with comedic talent.

[@thefacelessquestion3333]

This made me laugh my food into the wrong place.

[@danielosorio9365]

They're fucking adorable.

[@oliveiraluis3540]

Bill bro, I have to admit. Her giggle does something to me.

[@ryanplaysmc323]

Oliveira Luis what like get you hard wtf?!?!?

[@peraelawey]

Her voice/accent tho??? damn

[@eastsidepayne]

“You and I got into itttttt”😂 that was pretty good too billy boy

[@flyaway9086]

I think that's from "you and I must make a pact" by Jackson 5. The song is called "I'll be there".

[@eastsidepayne]

fly away yes it is lol

[@JunaWaAmin]

5:45 She killed him! Hahahaha!!!!

[@RobertMichael]

“Flapping my freckles arms” for whatever reason killed me. The alliteration

[@dicekey9851]

6:40 "Sometimes, I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it goes..." Michael Scott

[@heminator89]

Those "faaccking" are killing me! 😂

[@MalloriDan]

I love how they don’t agree a lot and argue but still laugh at each other, it’s beautiful, and normal!

[@Bubbertan]

Nia's impression is spot on hahaha

[@pavlovsworld9122]

That has to be the best window into a great relationship

[@geordangundelfinger8922]

"Fuckiiiiin'" I died laughing.

[@lex_rodriguez]

She's seriously the only guest I genuinely love on the podcast. Nia is the best lol

[@GrahamWillson-be1fi]

Every time Nia is on the podcast its fucking hysterical. Its honestly the best part.

[@lorenzotosiart]

NIA NAILED HIS VOICE so good ahahahahahahahahah I had to rewind to check if it wasn t actuslly him xD

[@googlefearsaltmedia218]

Women... what's mine is mine and whats yours is ours.

[@ethanaskey7285]

IT'S A PROTEIN BAR

[@googlefearsaltmedia218]

Ethan Askey This is an argument for both sides. Why does Bill care and why does Nia care? They are both making a big deal out of nothing.

[@alejandrasanchez1402]

🙌🏽

[@elizabethmccleary7331]

Yea good protein bars

[@computerblue1271]

"This is the worst deal is the history of trade deals maybe ever."

[@Jearbearjenkins]

The way Nia said “faahhhkhinnn” was so on point man 😂

[@georgemartinez178]

I honestly thought Bill was going off and then I realized it was nia doing an impersonation. That was good lmao

[@BobbyFlips]

They have the GOAT banter sessions lmao

[@mranderson9813]

Burrs such a lucky man haha

[@callowayjoe]

“Look at me!”

[@billbody6421]

Nia is so f ing cool.

[@vincentviola3629]

Relationship goals 😅😅👌👌

[@thinBillyBoy]

When they did the expressions I really couldn't tell who was who.

[@h2bizzle]

As if Bill wasn’t hilarious already, Nia is hilarious too- when they’re together... a riot!! Thank goodness she has a wonderful laugh. 😂 I love these two

[@bigjjohnson21]

Yea you can have the empty box when your done put it on your head and walk around like the queen that you are.. that was gold

[@vincemarquez2142]

This is so wholesome. Haha

[@edubbya]

This better be a bit for, f is for family. Hilarious.

[@theduder2617]

No weird shit, but I seriously love these two people. Never met either of them, but I'd even help them move. Their relationship spills out, bringing much needed hope and enjoyment for the rest of us. I wish you both the absolute best life has to offer. I'd say a little more but I already said no weird shit.

[@forgotten1s]

Bill burr is only on spotify u can email him via his website and he will reply

[@1967wonp]

Lol. Best one yet. I'm on floor laughing my arse off. Nia is a keeper dude.

[@RyanJCreations]

They’re cute asf i love them🤣🤣💀

[@milesedgeworth132]

I'm in a relationship where my girlfriend stonewalls or just apologizes and walk away. Do you know how badly I want an argument?

[@Bartek9391]

Got the same sit bro. But imagine having that type of arguments... All the time... For real! Nah, I love my girl and her quiet, lovely and sweet behavior ;)

[@ElmoZaPimp]

Yeah I hate when they just shut down

[@ShoRyuBarbie]

That's just because you wanna corner her with logic and (illegal) evidence.

[@loristnorton3723]

Those are dangerous women. Women who quickly folds and stonewalls are either pure light, arch angelic almost or pure dark. If you got the former you struck gold man.

[@andtheniwaslike698]

U need me then, let's have some fun 😂

[@chamab.6800]

I love that Bill and Nia also post the times where they may disagree. They keep it 💯 and I appreciate that level of transparency. That said, it low key turns me on when I’m beefing with my S.O. and he tips my chin up with his finger and says “look at me” when he’s making a point. 🔥

[@HarlandGamingYT]

“Pooping off. Flipping out. Whatever!”

[@SoulFistGaming]

"Who was the first one who did the Conor McGregor but at like Zach Galifianakis level? that guy. they all owe him."

[@skylertillett6290]

They're adorable

[@JohnnyC403POW]

You guys should do impressions of eachother more haha

[@cropdust1512]

I’m sensing that this podcast was right after a quickie.!! With all the giggling going both ways.. love this podcast, The lovely Nia makes the show very funny. She’s a natural.

[@drb2k]

Love the way these two play off each other. Great chemistry!

[@Evangelionism]

_Laugh after laugh. Thanks for making my mornings _*_rock!_*

[@sebastiank3053]

I love these two

[@amsophy1991]

This is fucking hilarious! I love when him and Mia riff this well

[@ash6662]

I don’t know how many times I’ve listened to this 😆

[@pavlovsworld9122]

By far the best clip.!!

[@MrBrokenRadio]

This is precious.

[@DreamgirlBlue]

Her impressions are the shit!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! Lmfao

[@drewytruebeast]

lmfaoo the impressions of eachother

[@upcoming3341]

I could listen to them all day!! I love it.

[@AdADglgmutShevanel]

This is one of my favorite clips

[@al3xx3991]

That was amazing lol

[@cesarherrera1926]

Honestly reading the caption I thought it was gna be boring and it's probably one best and funniest ones

[@infinitypoker6383]

This made my day

[@aprilneal154]

Bill is PISSED lol

[@gennyzelis2303]

Hilarious af !!! Their impressions of each other

[@EmiliusReturns]

Their arguments are always great because she’s just laughing the entire time so you know it’s not a real fight.

[@jamesthomison4356]

I love these two so much

[@heshanperera1581]

I just had a massive grin from my left ear to right ear

[@mystaminacantakethis]

I regularly come back to this

[@Dermenc95]

It was both hilarious and educational at the same time.

[@MPHswayze]

3:48 "that's why I get the dollar more an hour"

[@staceydiggan805]

OMG I love these 2!

[@austinsandifer5006]

They compliment each other so well.

[@bigyin1690]

You 2 are the dam.best got me in tears here listen to u both

[@richjohn2497]

NIA's impression of bill was spot on and hilarious!!! :)

[@hoze1235]

these two are great 😂😂