How to Strangle an Ostrich (Gort Escaped)

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[@kanyeeast6840]

The frog’s character arc has been astonishing. From being a heinous villain who neglected his son to a sympathetic character who is trying to correct his wrongs is simply heartwarming.

[@Averageheadenjoyer]

Frog lore moment

[@thelagnificentleader]

Don’t forget threatening to eat our families

[@flipsidegaming979]

Truly a touching story

[@maxaveli2075]

@@thelagnificentleader Like this man’s comment or else I will eat ur family

[@europaenguy]

Not to mention he recently did a psp giveaway, what a kind soul.

[@SamSamSamSam.]

I would like to thank Big Ounce for rebuilding my home in Michigan after the great glaciers ruined my home. He even built it in a day, such a strong handsome man!

[@redfront6707]

I remember working with big ounce during the reign of the Khmer Rouge is Cambodia, we worked at a death camp and would have competitions to see who could kill the most prisoners, he always won!

[@savannahvarns2126]

Big Ounce assisted me while I was fighting in Belgium during WW1

[@SamSamSamSam.]

@DarkChaos114 what a legend

[@SamSamSamSam.]

@@savannahvarns2126 he truly is an amazing man

[@Oxinous_]

Bug ounce cured me when I had covid, such a smart handsome man

[@theleanbeefpatty]

Certified Gort moment

[@aaronbarrett2615]

Patty sighting! ❤

[@Gypsyblood777]

🙏

[@LOLI911]

Ayyoo

[@LordZygon]

Hi Patty

[@merenguethesnail]

certified gort

[@Chimcharlover13]

It's always really heartening when you hear Ben get really serious and drop the silly voice and playful sarcasm. You could tell he was depressed one of the pigeons got killed, and seeing him immediately just bringing the other one in as his indoors pet was very sweet.

[@fullonsociopath]

Yeah, you can tell he takes what he does very serious, he just likes to be playful on video.

[@albummutation2278]

you could tell that the pigeon that was left was still very scared :( they weren't vocalizing like that when he first got them.

[@dragonstame]

Uncle Ben you should get some water plants, especially some sort of surface plants for your pond. They'll outcompete the algae so you can see in the pond and also provide shelter for the minnows. You'll especially need water plants if the capybaras will be pooping in there. Water plants would be good enrichment for the predators and also make the minnows last longer.

[@TheUrbanRescueRanch]

What do you recommend? I know some spots where I can get some for free 👀

[@ferretyluv]

@@TheUrbanRescueRanch Water lilies? Lotuses?

[@thatsmypizzaroll]

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[@contocake1035]

Just to budge in here apparently water hyacinth is a good food for capybaras some plants that are good for the pond is cattails, totora, and duckweed

[@antony1397]

@@TheUrbanRescueRanch If you don't mind it covering parts of the surface duckweed is a FANTASTIC scrubber, and it grows with zero effort, mosses are always great (Java Moss). If you have ANY spare time I HIGHLY recommend you check out SerpaDesign, he does a LOT of vivarium, riparian and pond builds and knows his stuff when it comes to botanical and water parameters.

[@PeterPeter-rl9vn]

I always forget that he posts every 3 days and get pleasantly surprised by masterpieces like this.

[@lilding4901]

The mushroom at the end looks like the boletes that grow in my yard after a good rain, but it is hard to tell without seeing the underside of the cap. Features like gills, pores, the stem, and discoloration after cutting are big identifiers. Also good rule of thumb to discard them if you are not 100% certain as misidentifying mushrooms can be dangerous.

[@AtomicWhiskers]

@@lilding4901you seem to have commented where you shouldn’t have

[@AgreeableCat]

@@AtomicWhiskers Makes sense tho, reply to top comment = more likely your comment gets seen

[@emilyimages3080]

Is it really every three days? I feel like its everyday lol

[@AtomicWhiskers]

@@AgreeableCat true true

[@killer88979]

After 7.3 hours, I’ve finished watching this video 40 times in a row. I hope my family is safe now 😢

[@crackerplease15]

The mushroom at the end looks like the boletes that grow in my yard after a good rain, but it is hard to tell without seeing the underside of the cap. Features like gills, pores, the stem, and discoloration after cutting are big identifiers. Also good rule of thumb to discard them if you are not 100% certain as misidentifying mushrooms can be dangerous.

[@MontChevalier]

Boletes have a fatter cap, and usually a ring around the stem. I see no ring around that stem. But it's definitely poisonous. Cubensis is my analysis.

[@mongoose9851]

Aren't boletes really thick?

[@suellenelm3087]

Not a bolete

[@Tyrexthecreaturedesigner]

Man. All these animals are living great lives. Imagine being an animal living on a property with an awesome caretaker, friends, and a super awesome pond.

[@Harold_the_Guy]

And a gort

[@Tyrexthecreaturedesigner]

@@Harold_the_Guy Gort is friend! And so is Patrick Bateman, Biggerton Ouncerton, Dababy, Poggers, Queen, and Homelander! Maybe not Gustavo or Kevin, though.

[@DannyDeVitois79]

Except the pigeons….. the pigeons are getting eaten alive…….. 😨 Edit: 🩸

[@neonice]

The chicks shouldn't be left to their own devices though. It's clear that multiple of them have died since their first appearance with only the one hen.

[@JamecBond]

Except Kevin

[@samwell54]

The water quality in the pond will definitely keep clearing up as the pond matures and the ecosystem stabilizes. Try adding more plants(especially in the wetland filter part) once they get established they’ll help filter the water as well

[@brockn7878]

Yup but its also a little harder with this situation because a lot of the plants you want will get eaten and certainly don't want any plants Not good for the beasties. So it needs to an educated and thoughtful process. Moreso than if there wasn't an animal rescue involved.

[@tiffymack]

I agree.

[@JHSullivanIII]

And, let's not kid ourselves, there will be some effort and maintenance involved. Plants may have to be hacked back, eventually, meaning that you've succeeded wildly as a gardener. But the pond looks great and the Capy's love it. The filter area may need to be protected or the animals may turn it into a big wallow. There will be some learning and evolving here, no doubt. : )

[@victoriaterry3083]

Hey Uncle Ben!! I am so sorry to hear about the pigeons. I wanted to say thank you for taking time out of your very busy schedule to film this great vidja!! Everything on the farm look just beautiful! All the animals look so happy and very healthy. Great job! Continued prayers for you and URR!

[@AmyB369]

Big ounce has done an amazing job on this ranch and it’s so sweet that he lets you take credit for all of his hard work

[@chucktz469]

He's so selfishness that he even built Uncle Ben a new home all by himself but still chooses to live outside under a wooden pallet with his wife & cousin.

[@Ironclad17]

Watching Uncle Ben has made me question why the entire planet isn't just an ocean of Capy droppings.

[@jenpink4298]

😂💯

[@poogissploogis]

The pond really makes the whole thing feel complete! The animals look very happy

[@Dino_Boy.01]

You can tell he loves all his animals no matter how much they don’t agree with him. 😂

[@-Ghostess]

Nothing like starting the day watching cappys enjoy their new water feature

[@lilitheden748]

I want to thank Uncle Ben for posting this lovely little video. It’s just what I needed. My poor old doggy is very ill. The vet said she has an infection in her stomach and intestines. My poor girl feels so bad. She almost doesn’t move and she don’t want to eat. Even the special broth I make for her makes her turn away her head. So it’s nice to watch some happy moments between all my worrying. I love ya and I appreciate ya 💖

[@strombreakr]

I'll have my Bible Study pray for your doggy

[@Ihaveabadusername]

ill make sure to keep your doggy in my prayers and tell others to pray for them

[@wyattk3757]

I prayed for you and your dog. I hope your dog gets better

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[@schneblen]

Praying for your pooch ❤️

[@mrrager13]

Thank you Big Ounce for building old uncle Ben such a beautiful pond while simultaneously building him a home. Truly a hero of our time!

[@Tomy_Yon]

When Uncle Ben said 'Happy Mother's Day' to that hen and little chickies... I started crying... My mum is going to hospital for heart surgery... I'm really scared... And I love my mum... ❤

[@jenpink4298]

Sending love to you and your mom!❤

[@dixikup]

Praying right now for your mom and peace for you

[@BassManBobBassCovers]

So beautiful seeing the clappies enjoy the new pond 🙌

[@chucktz469]

That's their new Olympic size outdoors swimming pool ,🛀,🚿&🚽 toilet for daily every 15min #2's and 3's.💩💦🌋

[@TheHolonConcept]

Sorry to hear about the pigeons 🙏 *gives hug to uncle Ben*

[@TheCaptainSlappy]

We all learn from pigdeon tragedies, since they is natural trageders. Lots more piggones to come, since like Pringles, they keep on poppin' and ain't no stoppin'.

[@rahjahknows]

Thank you Uncle Ben for sharing your life with us. You have no idea how happy I get when I hear you say "Good MoOrNiNg EvErYbOoDyY"

[@frasermcgeough]

I love the sound Big Ounce makes when he’s happy

[@rustysmith540]

Big ounce helped me quit smoking after surgery with his words of encouragement and prayers

[@mar.prz10]

Thank you pond guys for doing an amazing job on Uncle Ben’s pond and making his pond dreams come true 💫💫

[@OhSoNasty]

Too bad all the sod has rotted away it looks bad besides the 1/3 of green grass

[@snakemurd3864]

Everytime I see him. I feel like he's the kind of person who acts crazy, yet could probably defuse a bomb within 30 seconds if he had to. In other words, Mad Genius.

[@Charlie_Xmas]

you're one of the only person out here on youtube where I don't check mid video how much time is left and I go "oh it's been 10 min?", very enjoyable

[@Njitsgamez]

The Indian Bullfrog has to be one of my fav characters in the urban rescue branch. Good to hear that he won’t abandon his son again🙏🙏

[@DannyDeVitois79]

I was JUST looking for my instruction manual on how to strangle an ostrich! Way to pull through Ben 🤙

[@SquirrelThis]

I'm sorry you lost your adorable pigeokins, particularly the way you did. I lost one of my hand reared canaries the same way trying to transition it back to the aviary. So distressing given the love and time you put in having rescued it from a horrible death to lose it to a worse one. But I learnt from it like you mentioned which helped me in future rescues. So Big hugs for you and Geronimo and thanks for making so many of our days brighter 🤗

[@thewangdynasty256]

0:42 *wamdermelon moment* 4:05 *reformed indian bullfrog moment?* 4:45 *precious little baby boah moment* 5:48 *germonimo-gerbingabone moment* 6:05 *precious little baby moment* 6:11 *very concerning indian bullfrog moment* 7:13 *pivotal urban rescue branch lore moment moment* 7:45 *oh sweet wampum moment* 9:21 *capy herd moment* 10:06 *pigeon vibe moment* 10:33 *beautiful poop moment* 10:58 *mushroom moment*

[@hgmrick]

this ep seemed more chilled, really enjoyed the vibe

[@r1cola460]

This regularly helps curing my Depression, Thank you Uncle Ben-kun

[@michaelkaiser6193]

Thats uncle ben-san to you

[@BucketBoysOfficial]

Long live Geronimo, his story has influenced a generation. 🤞🏼👏🏼

[@joeyfogarasi4497]

Uncle Ben, I assume you read these comments, or at least some of them. I just want to let you know that you are the only youtuber I consistently watch anymore, your humor is uplifting, your animals are wonderful, and the work you're putting into life inspires me. I've watched all of your videos since about a year ago, and I really appreciate you and your farm. Thank you for being amazing.

[@thesecondtonone3010]

The clapys diving in the new pond is such a mood.

[@gorgon2385]

For on top of the rock & gravel strip: you guys could create a good native bee and beetle habitat w logs, bare soil, pollinator plants, lots of biodiversity in your plant selection etc! Basically a lil wild hill to promote your insect biodiversity! You never know, you might be able to host some beneficial insect predators :D

[@stevnated]

I am SOOOOOO happy to see the capys enjoying the pond! It's exactly what they needed!

[@fatalis454]

Seeing the capys swim in the new pond just cured my depression!

[@bongotherainwingking8809]

This dude’s take on life amazes me. Positivity

[@hotbeefman69]

Uncle Ben, I think that mound should be a memorial to all beautiful creatures we've had to say goodbye to here on the Urban Rescue Ranch. Gone but never forgotten.

[@chucktz469]

Or a putting mound.⛳

[@drippycity4135]

Two types of people

[@rjlarsen2196]

The urban rescue branch has come a long way big ounce (with the help of uncle ben) have really turned this place into a safe haven for animals❤

[@ShawnKavanagh]

Homelander loves them scratches from Papa

[@j_toledo419]

Its kinda refreshing watching an animal channel like this and not hearing "WOOOOOOO" every other sentence!

[@kreamedcorn]

Urban Rescue Branch has become part of my regular routine! I get off work get everything I need to get done and relax a bit before I go to bed and one of the first thing I watch is the latest episode! Thanks for all the educational entertainment for the 2 years I have been watching!

[@TheNellehFox]

I just love watching Uncle Ben's farm rescue life. It takes a lot of hard work, no doubt, but it sure is wholesome.

[@johndasalty111]

Can't wait for New Remington to have THOSE FOLDS

[@frostwolf2877]

The mound would be a great place for a pumpkin/watermelon patch!

[@luischavez8722]

I love you videos!! And appreciate and respect your patience and work ethic!! You are one of a kind!! I wish you nothing but smooth ride with your urban rescue ranch!!

[@Squidward589]

Does anyone know how I can try to intern for Ben?

[@redfront6707]

Thanks

[@LordPugMan]

Rescue branch🤓

[@luischavez8722]

@Cringe Doctor Not yet!

[@Original_kevin]

Ya I am always on his videos

[@kiyomi5583]

I would like to thank Homelander for being such a based individual and always letting Uncle Ben give him those neck rubs and never being bothered and always just being based.

[@nemo_is_real]

for a moment i thought you meant the fictional character homelander, who is of course based on Homelander

[@readthisbadly]

3:47 you can put a picnic bench there or a regular wooden bench and make it a cool spot to relax

[@dylanberto9387]

I'd like to thank big ounce for defeating the fire nation and bringing balancing to all the elements

[@SaltStorm007]

Uncle Ben for President 💯💪🙏🇺🇸

[@elizabeththealpaca5083]

I would like to thank Big Ounce for saving my entire town from a tornado by swallowing it. He will always be a hero.

[@blueberry5569]

Homelander has gotten huge! I remember when he was little 🥲.

[@quailfeather]

The capys pulled up to the pond. Looks soo good.

[@kaynesantor8136]

I member. I member what it looked like when you first got there, when you and pogs and Kevin and Karen and the pidgeots were all still drivin from the little house to no house. It's really amazing, what you've done, man. Pride is a sin, but eff that noise. You should be proud of what youve done. Also, everyone who's helped you along the way should be proud. Nice work, dude.

[@IllustrataUk]

So true! But, if I may ask… WHY is pride seen as a sin? Arrogance, for example, is completely different than pride. 🤔😊 Curious about your POV!

[@spades77]

I think it's supposed to be like too much pride. Having a little pride is okay. But too much of anything is a bad thing. That's at least how I would describe it. Edit: also, arrogance isn't different. Arrogance is basically extreme pride. It's no different than angry, vengeful. Someone can be angry, when your vengeful. You are extremely angry.

[@kari-annereedy5857]

Those two Berthas having babies and the Clappy Blappities swimming in the pond sure warms my ❤

[@katjosephperez8772]

I feel connected to the Urban Rescue Ranch in knowing we’ve been sitting under the same storms. “Summer rains” in Texas hit and they just don’t quit

[@samradke4388]

Uncle Ben looks like the great Batman8142 with that mustache. Striking!

[@dogosaurs4011]

Urban rescue ranch in 2035: Good morning everybody,today we're rescuing Baby T-rexes

[@armingattano8530]

What you accomplished with that place is absolutely amazing, your animals must be really happy

[@benjaminli9793]

Only real OGs remember when Gort and Quandale's poop were cocoa puffs

[@piteusx8440]

Well done doofus. Your hard work and love for amimals made it all possible. Take a step and be proud. You deserve it.

[@nightfr09]

For mushroom identification it's important to show the neck and the gills of mushroom.

[@bsword0311]

I feel like the new Remington should be named Winchester, I think it would be fitting

[@zoltanzukaly7231]

The cappis took over the pond, as expected, it's in their blood.

[@gaigetanksley9137]

i have just finished rewatching 40 times in a row, as uncle dad farmer shepherd Ben is my family

[@MikeDubbau]

You've come so far in such short time. Proud of you uncle Ben. You are doing great work. Those animals and many more need you

[@chucktz469]

So much agree. Indeed.

[@andrewroy9263]

That is indeed a mushroom. Hope that helps.

[@fernandod4046]

I love how they capys are swimming in the pond

[@eyelooker761]

You are gifted at shoveling crap Uncle Ben😂

[@wheresmywrench3219]

i would love to see an episode just dedicated to the pond

[@Riv3rAutumn]

Ben sir, you are an inspiration. you are living my dream life. thanks for being a great human and caring for so many beautiful creatures.

[@ThatOneIsSus]

Indian bullfrog’s arc is becoming a lore

[@BikeHikeLikeMike]

Things are looking great at the Ranch Uncle Ben! I know this because I watched the video 40 times in a row!!

[@yespls4184]

So heartwarming to see all of the different animals hanging out together ❤️ also, those clapyblappies looked so adorable swimming around in the pond

[@Moon_The_Magical]

thank you pond guys for doing this amazing job here!

[@chucktz469]

Or Big Ounce...

[@Freshman895]

That was the cleanest video start I've ever seen in my entire life.

[@kalon3754]

every 3 days I'm blessed with this amazing content, thank you unlce ben🙏

[@itsgrace717]

I think the landscaping mound should be a memorial garden 🌻

[@SongOfSongsOneTwelve]

That’s an amazing idea. ❤ You could even put a pretty white bench and some flowers there.

[@geanyuss7608]

Loving all the chicks on the ranch currently. Adorable!

[@gakoswave4617]

I don't know why but the "we did it reddit" it's so damn funny to me 😂

[@MrBucket44]

Big ounce literally cured my depression such a handsome young man

[@melissagamble9719]

If I were an animal, I would want to live on your farm. ❤😊

[@Baalshazar]

YAY! New Remmington is still around! Can't wait for THOSE FOLDS Love the vids thanks for sharing you story with us! No not one of the Pidgeons glad your keeping the last as a pet though.

[@robertbetz2933]

This is my 32/40 time playing this video on repeat and i now know where ben lives

[@zoezo4]

I watched this video 40 times in a row. And I have no idea why 🐸🤣

[@derpdragon9165]

Your Videos are realy like Therapy for me, im going trough the hardest Time of my life and Good old uncle Ben always archives get me to smile Again. Thank You for this wonderfull content ❤️

[@robertcop9889]

Thank you for uploading, Uncle Ben. Now I won't go hungry today since I have a quality video to watch with my food.

[@QuirkyTJones]

Mrs. Ounce (Mr?) 😂😂😂 Was so cute hopping away

[@PierreJeanPierre]

Jeez, that pond would make many zoos very proud, and you've achieved it with probably much less money than they have.

[@Roastdawg]

The animals are in absolute heaven! All thanks to the hard work of Uncle Ben and absolutely nobody else!

[@BrindleMoon]

Me, crawling out of bed this morning and checking KZbin; “I hope uncle Ben posts a video today” Uncle Ben: “ask and you shall receive”

[@eyeticklemymind]

5:25 😢 poor babies. I love seeing the capybaras enjoying the new pond albeit prematurely.

[@vitorcardoso7477]

Dog goes woof. Cow goes moo. Kevin goes hmmm hmmm. Menacingly.

[@militaryhatsguide8725]

Uncle Ben and Big Ounce’s uploads always make all our days! I cannot wait to see what Big Ounce, Da Baby, Kevin, and the whole rescue ranch is up too! I just remembered how Uncle Ben was on the news!

[@adamnajbr2356]

Hi Uncle Ben! Thanks for another video from your ranch. Im always thrilled to watch all of your wonderfull videos with your precious friend. Much love from Czechia!

[@DannyZl1]

Thank you big ounce for doing uncle farmer dad Ben's landscaping

[@Shemomi]

Another masterpiece by Uncle Ben.