They Took My Video Down So I Fought Back In the Most Petty Way

[@emmalyke]

*This video is blocked in all countries.* ExpressVPN: *nervous sweating*

[@justasillygoofyguy]

BOOOM 100TH LIKE

[@verminscum]

@@cryptox1469 thats the joke 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@eonicshadow4316]

😂😂😂

[@maximo6036]

CrypTox r/woosh

[@flawedaughter]

lmaooo

[@marrnotmeeger]

the reason we don't see the fridge anymore is because papa got custody

[@ellarose7114]

rowan meagher “Fine! You can take the children! As long as I get the fridge!”

[@mollycornell3911]

😂

[@annalise361]

rowan meagher ooooooh

[@azinuum]

BAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH DEAD ABSOLUTELY😂

[@withering_flowers8388]

Lmao

[@kitty0chan444]

“What is Humpty Dumpty they never said he was an egg” maybe he has to play some mobile games to “legally become an egg”

[@pinkajou656]

LMTO

[@himbofrizzle7264]

awww honey senpai

[@kitty0chan444]

@@himbofrizzle7264 yess ^^ we love him

[@bluechequer]

AHAHAHAHAH

[@M3xVerstappen1]

"BECOME AN EGG LEGALLY"

[@FlorSilvestre12]

Danny taking a deep breath and then pronouncing "Die, pussy, die" sent my soul to another dimension

[@NameisCrazyDave]

Fr I laughed so hard

[@camilamejia-gk4qj]

time stamp??

[@FlorSilvestre12]

@@camilamejia-gk4qj 15:32

[@hi-wf9ql]

lmao

[@CocoaHerBeansness]

The perfect rhyme to sing to yourself when you're on your period.

[@ca1lmekitty360]

3 things that snap you out of existence 1. Thanos 2. Monika 3. *Billionsuprisetoys*

[@missmarreynolds]

Ah a fellow ddlc player

[@jaxontoocool]

ah i see your a man of culture

[@heisenburgers6653]

😂👌

[@raveno_o3542]

*4 things .4 *Reviewing your legal options*

[@Finnsworldz]

they go snappity snap, they go doki doki! but most importantly.. they together sad!

[@larko2717]

They took it down, let's together sad.

[@Evilevilaccount]

Wolfalynn let’s together cry

[@flowerrr_06]

Let's together sad Let's together sad cry cry, everybody just cry

[@tanktheturtle_8388]

*Lets together sad*

[@engeIic]

lEtS ToGetHer bAth

[@brooke6531]

Ky&h J U S T C R Y

[@valentinaradevic7632]

“If you dont live in a country then you can watch it “ Astronauts:**happy noises**

[@manofculture.1661]

Lol I can watch it on the Philippines

[@koishifumo2060]

i also can watch it in Thailand

[@itzgachalucyv6714]

@@manofculture.1661 yeah cuz it's back up lmao

[@itzgachalucyv6714]

@@koishifumo2060 cuz it's back up

[@ryton3]

Yaaaass

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

Four years later, and it's still a shame what they did to Papa

[@emrycroughn-fh6uh]

FOUR YEARS?!????!? wow.

[@pseudosurge]

Yes. Four years.

[@rickyravencroft4538]

True.

[@ayo32]

Almost 5 😭😭

[@Mirrored33]

@@ayo3252 days left till its 5 years old 😔 Papa we will avenge you

[@untitleddocument512]

Johnny: Mom, can we get dad? Mom: No we have dad at home. Dad at home: (Chad)

[@beccam4909]

Untitled Document Productions thank you for this comment existing

[@untitleddocument512]

Becca M you’re welcome

[@sneakygoose621]

Lol

[@untitleddocument512]

NOBODY LIKE THIS COMMENT IT HAS 420 LIKES

[@purpleturtle1603]

Is that a police? I’m calling the weed! 420 whatchu smokin?

[@aidanwstricklin]

“This was no longer a fight for me. This was a fight for Papa.” *sniffles* so inspirational

[@sugarbear4865]

Krazy Gaming read this just as he said that.

[@slothrunner3532]

Same

[@EmilyLucille523]

This was no longer a fight for me, This was a fight fo- FAGE total yogurt rich and creamy...

[@livingwithlayqueen7408]

Wait FOR YOU!?!!

[@jackwat999]

It's enough to make a grown man cry...

[@haileys4381]

Dang, he almost slapped them with legal. Never thought Danny could be so savage.

[@JustAJ812]

And they hit papa with legal

[@alexmcmurchy5304]

i was looking for a comment like this-

[@rachelbisnett3639]

Hailey S perfect 🌚

[@haileys4381]

@@maggiebrookebrownlee3864 I know lol

[@maggiebrookebrownlee3864]

Hailey S I didn’t know if you were talking about his main channel or not😂

[@issytheamateurnerd9877]

My mom used to sing Rock-a-bye Baby to me when I was little but she always changed the last line from "down will come baby" to "but I will catch baby, cradle and all" When I have kids some day I'll definitely sing that version instead. Love you Mom, thanks for always catching me.

[@CCNuck]

Oh that is so sweet, my goodness

[@Boomkanani3]

A fucking cinderblock was dropped on my head

[@issytheamateurnerd9877]

@@Boomkanani3 Good for you

[@pyroxcite]

@@Boomkanani3 Do you have a concussion Keep reading btw Basically there Ok now almosttt there OK here in 3..2….1 I did this for fun 💀 there is no answer

[@PinnePon]

Cute

[@inscrimbly]

Danny: I'm going to review my legal options Billion Surprise Toys: "Now this is an avengers level threat."

[@betterhandlethanmyoldone]

How only 491 likes... (edit) Let's see how many it can get

[@inscrimbly]

@@betterhandlethanmyoldone i didn't even know this had so many likes holy cannoli

[@serrosii]

Stan Wellback 545

[@duck3746]

@@serrosii 569

[@betterhandlethanmyoldone]

@@inscrimbly hey i have a way with the utube community

[@Sailor-jx6zf]

“So if you don’t live in a country then you are good” astronauts in the ISS 👨🏼‍🚀

[@justryley4285]

Dey be goof

[@1337-Nathaniel]

I read that as "astronauts in ISIS"

[@Sailor-jx6zf]

Ongr MtGA oh crap

[@SierrasCoolChannel]

When you live in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean 😎

[@EEXPERIENDESCOOLEDICE]

Ryan Miller you must be fun at parties

[@aefloriian]

You know what's sad? It's down again. That's so heartbreaking, let's eat some ball icecream.

[@duckyhyde]

Make sure its everyone's favorite flavor, Greenish Pista

[@bugthebeloved]

And it HAS to be ball ice cream

[@lilix9674]

let’s together eat

[@rowankatsky3845]

lets together review your legal options

[@Infirti]

Greenish pista in a ball ice cream

[@Random-sk6hm]

Hey Danny, I know you won't see this but yes, as a lawyer I can confirm that Billion Surprise Toys (BST) shit their pants when you threatened legal action because they were fully aware that they engaged in Copyright abuse which is highly illegal under DMCA law. The two main laws prohibiting such actions are 17 USC 506(c) and 17 USC 506(d) which are criminal statutes. 506(c) makes it illegal to place a false copyright notice on something and distribute or import it. There is a requirement that you have fraudulent intent, that is, it cannot be an innocent mistake or even intentional for some purpose other than committing fraud. 506(d) makes it illegal to remove or alter a copyright notice. Again, it requires you to intend a fraud by doing so. It also does not apply if the work is in the public domain or otherwise not copyrighted by someone else. The penalties for both crimes are at least a fine - and potentially jail time. It is clear that in no uncertain terms, BST knowingly engaged in Copyright abuse, violating in the first instance, 506(d) and in the second instance 506(c).

[@_Carizzma_]

"You just got Out-Lawed" -this guy

[@mr_brightside6763]

Danny: talks about fair use. Angi from the radio host: that's a suprise tool we'll use later

[@roxannacassava3072]

She is going to slap him with legal

[@nonamebrand..]

Angi: That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!

[@advancedtrash7585]

*surprise tool that will help us later

[@simone635]

its me studioz NOOOOO

[@calliaandrea5683]

Advanced Trash yeah I was confused I was like “wait that isn’t right” 😂

[@juliamasse9334]

Billion Surprise Toys B= Bring S= Sback T= Tpapa

[@jungeunlip]

Julia Kathleen ha!

[@MadameBijoux]

*_YES_* girl! If you know you know

[@Lou-hj8td]

Honestly their English is so bad they probably would spell it like that

[@can0cringe]

Billion Surprise Toys B = quit T = yo S = shit BST

[@karolmongiello3158]

Or maybe it just means B=Billion S=Surprise T=Toys

[@paigenoelle02]

i always lose it when danny brings up “together bathing”

[@xzylo5672]

My fav part in the Johnny Johnny song is “nOw LeT’s ToGeThEr SaD

[@chloebutler8438]

jUST C O M E

[@cristinalopez3012]

Kat SAME💀💀💀💀

[@yeiiid6633]

@hwalliciouz tbz same lmao

[@kashieletienne1140]

I’m the 1,000th like woot woot

[@sydliminal]

"alouette" is a french children's song about pulling a bird apart. it's supposedly about plucking the feathers off, which is already bad enough, but "I will pluck your beak," "i will pluck your eyes," and "i will pluck your legs" are lines in the song.

[@OfficialPasta]

Everybody gangsta till Danny reviews his legal options

[@someone857]

Not legal options!

[@peacfulgoose8706]

Oh my!!

[@Bob-from-Animal-Crossing]

Yeah Billion Surprise Toys is gonna get slapped by legal

[@therealcatadams]

Danny is reviewing his legal options? where? when? why?

[@trovellcornell9196]

On god

[@EstorilE36M345]

New Merch: shirt with "reviewing my legal options" on it.

[@illybeee]

YES JUST YES

[@kekwa5409]

please lord make it happen.

[@inlovewithabutterfly853]

and then in the back is just like: "let's do it baby, i know the law"

[@OwOlord9000]

Omfzg yes!!!

[@rlarsen676]

500th like

[@lps-emily]

This video should be called "Danny ranting about a channel for children and exploiting 18th century fairy tales"

[@gmac7146]

LPS Emily lol yes😂

[@dargonfrot]

LPS Emily hell yes

[@fluffmcnotahangouter2762]

lps Emily! :D love your videos!

[@mikeljones3363]

I used to watch you, also does anyone else think it's funny how LPS Emily watched Danny who cusses?

[@CORVIDZZ_]

OoOoOoOoOoO interesting lol

[@pelago_]

When you mention “legal” or tell someone that your lawyer is present, things get done very quickly.

[@Random-sk6hm]

As a lawyer I can confirm that Billion Surprise Toys (BST) shit their pants when you threatened legal action because they were fully aware that they engaged in Copyright abuse which is highly illegal under DMCA law. The two main laws prohibiting such actions are 17 USC 506(c) and 17 USC 506(d) which are criminal statutes. 506(c) makes it illegal place a false copyright notice on something and distribute or import it. There is a requirement that you have fraudulent intent, that is, it cannot be an innocent mistake or even intentional for some purpose other than committing fraud. 506(d) makes it illegal to remove or alter a copyright notice. Again, it requires you to intend a fraud by doing so. It also does not apply if the work is in the public domain or otherwise not copyrighted by someone else. The penalties for both crimes are at least a fine - and potentially jail time. It is clear that in no uncertain terms, BST knowingly engaged in Copyright abuse, violating in the first instance, 506(d) and in the second instance 506(c).

[@chewnip86]

when you slap them with legal

[@anyakathinokkula4731]

Not sure if you're aware dude, but the video isn't there no more. . . . I think it's time to start reviewing your legal options.

[@SwanSong22]

If u search it up then there is a re-upload

[@kaydencewilliams8068]

1. Any legal thoughts and ideas that make since 2. DIVORCE

[@PurpleWolf1122]

Kaydence Williams was that the reference from his other video 😂

[@anyakathinokkula4731]

I couldn't find it any chance you could link it here?

[@jaxson9802]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bp7XfYhveb2SgJo yw people

[@graceshaw4578]

During the Spanish Flu, there was a little song that went "There once was a birdie and his name was enza, open up the window and in-flu-enza"

[@jhunreyi]

Grace Shaw im going to the deepest part of hell for laughing at that

[@jhunreyi]

Anshine i never knew one of the points had a KZbin account

[@amelialalllalala3914]

xD we need to make a covid one

[@kendyepic6590]

ingeniously same

[@kendyepic6590]

Grace Shaw why did I burst into laughter...?

[@Randoplants]

The oldest known lullaby basically says, "If you don't stop screaming and go to sleep, demons will come eat you."

[@mojonel]

Dang we should bring this one back, kids need to hear this ☺️🥰🥳

[@Randoplants]

@@mojonel for sure. I have never had to raise a baby, but from what I have heard that constant screaming is just hell

[@zayn4589]

Yikes-

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

isabella’s lullaby from the promised neverland: “allow me to introduce myself”

[@vices8019]

@@TPNsBiggestFan freakiest song that dont even have lyrics yeesh

[@lillian2342]

10:45 For anyone that's curious, the story of humpty dumpy was based off of a cannon. It fell off of the wall of a military base or something, and they couldn't put it back up there because it was too expensive to do that.

[@Mrscyberspace]

Ohh

[@shampoo_foryourhead8326]

Humpty DUMPY 😏

[@deaniekunz243]

It also sounds like a dude is broken and therapy and nothing can help him

[@lillian2342]

@@deaniekunz243 ... did you steal this from a tiktok or something?

[@Garb815]

And the depiction as an egg comes from Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Caroll

[@PowWowAnimations]

Be a Greg, don’t be a Chad.

[@Katie-ge2qw]

*Be a Greg, don’t be a Craig Be a papa, don’t be a chad

[@joelcrafter43]

But what about Chadtronic?

[@joelcrafter43]

Also at a certain point I was dragging a .jpg of a BLT over his mouth.

[@wardwelll]

Papa 4 lyf

[@nokiohascontent]

ikr chad is a friggn loser

[@lilyhayes6663]

1:29 I love how Danny says “unless papas been in the gym lately” as if that’s more unrealistic than him graduating medical school and becoming a doctor in like a month

[@AirLight1646]

Well he could have been a doctor before as his job

[@me3482]

Huh

[@vincentwarda7573]

It is 100% more realistic

[@Coreofanapple]

1:21

[@jangofett9835]

Papa maintains a poeerful study group

[@laurelalana2479]

He’s going to slap them in the face with legal

[@Molly-tv5sv]

👋 them with legal

[@carolineclarke9041]

lol did you see the scales fiasco on his twitter

[@mahn3580]

Might frick around and molly wop with legal

[@bronwen8141]

LOL

[@crlos9531]

oohh shiiit

[@cask2590]

Fun fact, the reason Humpty Dumpty is portrayed as an egg is because that's how his character was drawn in Lewis Carrol's book Through the Looking Glass (the sequel to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland), and because the series is popular it stuck in people's minds and he was portrayed as such from then on. It's a similar reason to why we think of Santa looking like he does; because of how he's described as jolly and fat in the poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas" (aka the 'twas the night before christmas' poem), which was then used to create of the depiction of him Coca-Cola used in their very successful 1930s-ish marketing campaign that solidified the image of the red-and-white clothed old man we know today.

[@aetherlikesanimegirls8965]

"I guess if you don't live in a country, you could watch it?" Somewhere far from land, a middle aged, graying pirate types away at his keyboard. Wiping the saltwater from his brow, he watched the wheel spin almost infinitely. Surely, SURELY it would load! And that, it did. Sir Gonzalez had done it again. The pirate knew that getting this ship was truly his greatest investment.

[@katelyndonahue6663]

Tell Me About Your Cat oml haha

[@squishyhero]

He clicked on the video as fast has he could. A mixture of sweat and saltwater ran down his forehead as he immediately goes to the comments. He scrolls down the page, his hand shaking with nervousness. He clicks "type a comment" and shakily types "first". He did it. His quest was over.

[@coldhazzard]

Congrats to that pirate Greg

[@thatoneobject4182]

damn smart pirate

[@souptime8088]

I actually live on an island

[@autumations6781]

Let's together Greg

[@Chris-dy1cb]

Yes

[@thegatekeeper8612]

Hell yeah 😀

[@redqueenaldc9267]

Autimations underrated comment.

[@mara-qp1kv]

lol “let’s together bath let’s together bath”

[@airbending_sith]

Let’s together Chad

[@astrologia4968]

let’s together sad let’s together sad cry, cry, everybody just cry

[@kweenxy8978]

Billie eilish who

[@manulstrider]

Lol

[@coolperson321]

y e s

[@desi12346]

@@kweenxy8978 marry me

[@catmilk5763]

u made my day thx strangers

[@battleblitz2581]

You know if Billion Surprise Toys really wanted to fix their whole "Different Dad" problem, they should make a more serious light-hearted sing-a-long about Mommy and Daddy (or Chad) taking Chiya, Dolly and Johnny to see Papa. This sing-a-long can make very subtle and small hints that the reason the fathers are different now is because of a divorce between Papa and Mommy (it doesn't have to be anything too heavy or serious, the two could have both decided to break up because they were bored in the relationship or something else along those lines) The adults are civil with each other during the visit and the kids are maybe even playing with both dads. This type of scenario, if done right enough, can be cute and heart-warming, fans of the series (no mater if it's ironic or not) will probably love it, it gives both dad characters respect and it explains the situation in a fun and logical way.

[@battleblitz2581]

This would also probably make the series more interesting because now there's a timeline where Mommy and Papa were together and where Mommy and Daddy (or Chad) were together.

[@Randomcreator70]

Or you could throw some old man down the stairs

[@F4PhantomGaming]

petition to start a billion surprise toys lore channel

[@adamco42]

this would also be great for teaching kids about divorce in a healthy way

[@Sawgrass-TML]

Wtf that’s kinda dark 😂

[@JuniaLClark]

The horror version of Humpty Dumpty, that I was actually told of: Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall Humpty Dumpty Had a great fall Al the Kings horses and all the Kings men said "Scrambled eggs for dinner again!?"

[@julichristine4583]

Ahh yas scrambled eggs

[@mysteryname6792]

I love this omg

[@Delphini_Zucchini]

🎶oh noo oh nooo oh no no no no nooo🎶

[@aria-chamie1922]

Scrambled eggs with shell, a classic

[@Delphini_Zucchini]

@안다영 ahaha thats good. i hoped that people would read it in autotune! like the song.

[@KillaSardinez5656]

*This video is blocked in all countries* Me who lives inside the core of the earth:

[@noctuabird]

Kids Parks wholesome

[@C0R3YXX]

what’s it like?

[@arealisticbeautystandard8920]

hey me to what st you live on maybe we can meet up some time?

[@Miskamouskamikumouse]

How are the dinosuars in there

[@lopsidedlobster8869]

Me who lives in my brain:

[@dizzy4198]

Fun fact: nursery rhymes are supposed to scare kids to sleep.

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

Holy shit really!?!?!?!?

[@justanaveragehaunter1210]

Well if I was a kid I’d be terrified

[@Prince0bama]

There is a Russian lullaby that's about sandman. (I think) the song is about him getting into your house and watching you freaking sleep. It is called tili tili bom, if you want to watch it.

[@Prince0bama]

And it's an absolutely terrifying lullaby.

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

G0SH DIDDLY DARN well the sandman is supposed to put you to sleep I guess... and I think I’ve fuckin heard that

[@taylorfruga2794]

You know with CoryxKenshin’s video about KZbin being racist and/or doing favoritism, this video has a whole new layer of problematic undertones and shows that the way KZbin has been conducting itself is incredibly flawed.

[@starting7725]

It’s been two years and bad news: the refrigerator is back Edit: the whole family got replaced

[@NBear2338]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@yugi1982]

uh-oh

[@kokichioumastansnagitokome7460]

no- pls no-

[@alana3880]

WDYM "BAD NEWS" THIS IS A MIRACLE

[@ILikeBirds]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@hannyb.1364]

this is so sad. let's together bath.

[@stancurry5265]

this is sad. alexa play Together Bath

[@JustAWorms]

This is so sad Can we together bath?

[@autumnokeson]

Let's together sad

[@emj4554]

Lets eat ball ice cream while we together bath.

[@Foxf17]

this is bloody great!!!!!!!!!

[@d1sk0v3rYcH4nN3l]

first half of video: petty second half: thesis on nursery rhymes? i like it

[@alexvlogs9351]

best comment

[@ashr8140]

Quality content

[@tigerbattle]

d1sk0v3rYcH4nN3l is best commenter

[@Ciguana]

Computer: This was no longer a fight for me, this was a fight for *Ad* *Screen says Apple bees* Me: What

[@applesong01]

On nursery rhymes what about the one where the dude had a wife but couldn't keep he. Suffed her in a pumpkin shell and kept her very well

[@MellowWater]

If Humpty Dumpty had to be put back together with horses and men then the chances are Humpty Dumpty was probably a large canon or some large structure that needed horses to pull the broken pieces together. It was probably a large military weapon because I can see an army calling a canon Humpty Dumpty, we did call the nukes Fat Man and Little Boy so, Humpty Dumpty isn't that far fetched. Probably Humpty Dumpty is a refference to the sound the cannons wheels made when it was rolled into position.

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

LET'S TOGETHER REVIEW OUR LEGAL OPTIONS!

[@chimerz2]

I hate watermelons option 1. Do anything

[@pityodeiaotako]

Option 2. Let's all start to don't give a fuck about them

[@crabulonbestgirl9130]

@@pityodeiaotako yeeeeet

[@potatoman232]

Yes sound lot fun

[@JustEpik]

I LOVE WATERMELONES

[@elemenop.4884]

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, HE IS REVIEWING HIS LEGAL OPTIONS

[@gh0ztia558]

Billion Suprise when he reviews his legal options: 😰😰😰😰

[@queen_of_sass_here6266]

•* Cinnamon Toast Catto *• lmao

[@Baseiscc]

He’s going to slap them with legal

[@The-Original-TwT]

ELEMENO P. HES ATTACKING LIKE uhh nvm

[@spartan108]

ELEMENO P. Ehhhhh doesn’t have a rhyme to it

[@failhope15]

In Greece we have a nursery rhyme called "There was a little ship" which tells the story of a ship stranded for weeks in the Mediterranean Sea without any food. The sailors, then, decide to eat the youngest sailor. Unlike the original French version in which the young man prays and is saved by a miracle, in the Greek version they decide to eat all the boys and then all the girls as well, leaving no one alive on the ship.

[@The_Yax3]

Damn i thought the french one was harsh but damn

[@honeysickle]

this reminds me of a nursery song my class sung in my francophone school, "allouette, gentille alouette". it's about plucking the feathers off a song bird

[@sasscgbfffghfrank1127]

@@honeysickle I think that allouette, gentille, alouette is about when people used to kill birds for their feathers for hats, some hats even have an entire bird on them. I remember reading a book about it in school

[@honeysickle]

@@sasscgbfffghfrank1127 cool! the story that went around my school about that song was that the author was annoyed the bird woke him up too early with his singing, and wrote a song about it lolol

[@nevermindnever8363]

I wish I could save this comment :(

[@shiromitorayoshi]

"How the f is this supposed to calm people?" German children stories: ☝️😃... ✊😐

[@marlehno]

Yeah... They're a lot.

[@Pollicina_db]

To be fair german fairytales and fairytales in general were never only for the kids in the past

[@bryceomania285]

I feel bad for papa. First his family abandons him, then they try to delete his existence with a copyright strike

[@dumbperson6159]

Lol y do I feel like papa😔 Everyone trying to delete me from the world

[@lifeissoupiamfork]

Bryce O’ Mania and also his wife has moved on so fast and found someone new.

[@cleaningurdirt1208]

True f the billions toys yasssssss the papa and johhny

[@pickchickens5286]

he had it comming he starves his family, hope Chad is a better dad

[@lokii1972]

Bryce O’ Mania papa must feel so betrayed

[@gk28765]

So your telling me Cody had beef with tik tok and Danny now has beef with bst. Now Drew needs some beef. LETS TOGETHER FIND A COMPANY

[@thegugugu111]

Well Drew made youtube so he is a company

[@irenejmartin]

Drew has beef with vin deasle

[@thegugugu111]

@sapo cody the chode

[@mariana31031998]

can we get Mikaela Long to 1 million and then find her an enemy pls she deserves

[@nursofeanurhisham]

I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THAT OH MY GOD

[@shu1chik1nnie62]

“It’s about people sneezing, then falling down dead” 2020: *deadly silence*

[@GodsArtGallery111]

Succi Shyhara, True Tho- 😳😭😭😭😳😔

[@alwaysconfused3422]

Its dead silence cause thats what the world would sound like if this continues.

[@GodsArtGallery111]

Julia Buchanan, you’re unfortunately right 😭

[@theconmaster7143]

lmao

[@3starsburningbright]

Coughing*

[@hellochildren3780]

I paused the video at 9:53 to find the song but went to Spotify and cause I don't have premium I just spent 30 mins listening to a load of your songs and adding then to my playlist. Not what I intended to do but I'm not annoyed about it

[@That_simple_preppy]

No but me too and at the exact same time too

[@bonezkill4947]

KZbin: *deletes a video that did nothing wrong* also KZbin: *leaves onision alone*

[@bonezkill4947]

SweetyPie ahegao sonic 💅

[@buddy5196]

I’m sorry but that pfp.

[@TheLegend-ip8oq]

Avery Maryam eww furry

[@bonezkill4947]

Angelina Hope okay

[@classroomidea]

Avery Maryam sonic hentai

[@nataliefranks2459]

Don’t forget about the lizzy Borden rhyme for kids: Lizzy Borden took an axe, and gave her mother forty wacks, and when she saw what he had done, she gave her father forty-one

[@somerandomnon9161]

damn that's dark

[@nataliefranks2459]

SomeRandomNon ikr

[@skilerketchum6633]

... What did I just read.

[@alicesims7134]

@@somerandomnon9161 The adult one is slightly darker. The only difference is the body hitting the floor. Lizzy Borden took an axe and gave her mother 40 wack and when her body floor, she gave her father 40 more.

[@octotheoctopus1037]

so in a nutshell... lizzy killed her mother then went crazy cus she saw her mother dead and when she saw her father she murdered him aswell so she wouldnt get caught by the police. Best nursery rhyme ever!

[@philiprivers669]

Another reason to prove the haters wrong about Papa and Chad being the same: Papa has blue eyes, Chad has green eyes.

[@roerose4449]

and you know this without seeing a picture of them in this entire video. nice work greg.

[@imeantloveyou5eva]

haters will say it’s contacts 😫 but they are so wrong 😤

[@philiprivers669]

​@@roerose4449 Well...I may have watched the "they've replaced papa" video just before this one. But also, I actually don't know how I remembered this, even though I did watch that one just moments before. Like why was I so confused on step-papa's eyes...

[@Octavia_Goetia_666]

@@imeantloveyou5evawhy would he suddenly wear contacts. And also, Chad has no mustache, why would Papa shave his fabulous mustache

[@meganyounerd]

@@Octavia_Goetia_666 ikr, his mustache was so hot

[@magicmage5356]

You know the worst part of this, is that four years later and false copyright claims are still a problem

[@KoncosmicRL]

6 later still

[@MrCrockaG]

Cody is fighting Tik Tok on our behalf, and now Danny is in a fight with some Indian kids tv show thing. These are our modern day heroes.

[@ohmystarsss]

Don’t forget pewdiepie vs t-series. There are still many battles to be fought

[@taskmagician4289]

Wow.. and what is Drew fighting? Vin diesel?

[@Catglittercrafts]

@@taskmagician4289 drew fights himself

[@benexcel]

Papa should consider his legal options in divorce court.

[@ElpSmith]

TheWrockBrother I’m pretty sure he got custody of the fridge

[@zestyhomonid]

666 Likes

[@malakigunawardena7816]

666

[@ogkubzscouter743]

Let’s together sad Let’s together sad Cry cry everybody Just cry *JUST CRY*

[@katherinereshetnikov8656]

I read this is Danny’s voice lmao

[@millenasien9396]

Nice one 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dannydebatable]

Katherine Reshetnikov same 🤣🤣

[@eveend4386]

*Dont ask any questions. Let's together sad.*

[@yournon-existentprimogems7395]

explains my life. only tears.

[@Ghale-cr8bv]

A kinda creepy nursery rhyme that my school taught us was called “It’s raining, it’s pouring” and goes like “It’s raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring, he went to bed and bumped his head and didn’t wake up to the morning.”. Which is about an old man falling down and passing out, sooooo

[@vixt0r1aa]

oh yeah i remember this one haha

[@roxiejaye8982]

Ok but can you imagine a full on legal battle between you and billion surprises toys

[@BesbesReal]

Billion Suprise Toys next video: Legal matters and diss tracks for kids- "Let's together sue! Sue Danny together sue. Danny Gonzales we are together coming for your moneyyyyyyyyyy"

[@emerald3280]

nah, they would fight in a boxing match. its almost 2019. wake uppp

[@wellitsausername5112]

@@BesbesReal Precisely

[@thiccwine6091]

Roxie Sherrell lol

[@thiccwine6091]

The Weirdo Of KZbin you are amazing lol

[@rarebrockstark6219]

I'm starting to really hate the KZbin staff team. First of all they're taking down creators videos and willy-nilly yet they aren't taking down the videos that should be taken down. Such as I don't know fake animal rescue teams that literally KILLED A DOG and KZbin did nothing

[@queenemmers]

The fake animal rescue situation absolutely infuriates me

[@yessir4933]

@@queenemmers wait WHAT?

[@queenemmers]

@@yessir4933 There's a KZbinr who has made 3 videos about this topic. Here's the first one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKKziZasYq54Zs0 Be wary; there is animal cruelty and deeply troubling situations.

[@rarebrockstark6219]

@@yessir4933 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmjRh6Gqj9V9gq8 Heres and a analysis video

[@noosehangr]

@@queenemmers Same.🥺

[@Yehaw495]

Danny: “the video was blocked in all country’s” Me who lives in a house and not a country: 😎 cheatin’ the system

[@skibiditoiletbrainrot_]

loooool that’s hilarious 😂

[@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs]

Camilla animates All good here in Kurtis Town, as well 👍🤠

[@toiletmaster3044]

@@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs we folks in kurtis town live in a town, not a country 😎

[@dormant5023]

i live in the ocean

[@hayami1360]

Signe A. :o

[@Kai_1847]

I like how he went from being mad at billion surprise toys then reviewing nursery rhymes

[@MaddieKirby]

STEPPAPA CHAD TOOK THAT VIDEO DOWN.

[@sameer5783]

I’m you 50th liked

[@cheesenpickles1241]

Maddie Kirby CHAD YOU... Chad will never be a dad to Johnny

[@Antisocial_Knightz]

FUCK CHAD!

[@gingey1423]

You've cracked the code 😂

[@katieanderson7083]

300 likes in 12 minutes

[@gurleenbrar8887]

You need merch that says "reviewing my legal options" and on the back "papa has been replaced"

[@Invisiblecockroach]

Be quiet the lad is trying

[@aerocard4831]

Context, ya'll.

[@reesereviews]

I actually know the backstory to Rock-A-Bye Baby, women in the 17-1800’s who were working in fields would place the cradle handle through a tree limb so the wind would rock the baby to sleep while they worked

[@Slime_Timbs]

Review your legal options again. The video is down again. Rise up, papa will not be silenced!

[@superfluousgreg5245]

An ordinary smashtuber *IM A SHAPESHIFTER AT POES MASQUERADE HIDING BOTH FACE AND MIND ALL FREE FOR YOU TO DRAW*

[@lydziu8]

Morgana car vroom

[@yaboythepizzaboi]

@@superfluousgreg5245 not the Greg we deserve.. but the Greg we need

[@seymonsolomon9545]

I find that the one with the wife dying is somehow even worse because the husband didn't even kill her. "Middling" essentially means "not of the best health" so he was just watching her die over a 3-day period, but because she scolded him ONCE, he was already over it and couldn't be happier to see her go

[@hexinthelilypond4213]

That explains what it meant by "bad she was on Tuesday" and "worse she was on Thursday", speaking of her declining health! Thank you so much for sharing this information!

[@reynajelly]

Hm I think she got more annonying to her husband so he killed her Friday

[@Nova-bv5qb]

oh wow

[@omeletteemily932]

Do you think her health was slowly declining because he poisoned her perhaps?

[@baydiac]

Reminds me of the spanish tale "The Feather Pillow"... maybe don't read that one if you're prone to paranoid thoughts, though

[@otternonymouz8127]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly... He review his legal options

[@MissingGamer]

He brings Papa bacc

[@lifeontheledgerlines8394]

He gets legally slapp

[@studyfirstkids6744]

He legally slap bacc

[@revaliandhisgale1515]

He use the legal slapp

[@lifeontheledgerlines8394]

@Løvable TAEhyungíe ...no

[@battleblitz2581]

OH MY GOSH YES! I literally started tearing up at that "Farewell Papa" song...AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!

[@battleblitz2581]

I'm honestly just glad I'm not alone in thinking this.

[@alyssaz4278]

Danny can make anything interesting. He talked about copyright laws and nursery rhymes for 20 minutes. And I loved every second of it.

[@maryarp8888]

same thoooo 😅

[@karentrejo244]

Trueeeee

[@whysosour935]

YES

[@flowerthot2932]

666 likes 👀

[@iliektrees1358]

But it's not blocked in where I live. So I can still watch that video.

[@hurryuptmw]

that one moment when Danny says everything is back up and everyone is happy but there is still 10 minutes left of the video-

[@skimpskomp]

Video: *blocked in all countries* Me: *turns off location* Video: *surprised pikachu face*

[@kylevanity]

**no kids around to hat in time**

[@kylevanity]

Video: *blocked in all countries* Me: *Goes to pluto*

[@samanthacastaneda7310]

........ Did it work🤔😝

[@kylevanity]

@@samanthacastaneda7310 well yes but actually no

[@samanthacastaneda7310]

@Atari ok thanks 🙂 Kind of sad though 😅

[@camillejeske]

Considering that Acrophobia (fear of heights) is the most common, we could actually assume that Danny is onto something about children being scared into not falling. That could've turned into generations of overprotective parents instilling fear into their kids, and then here we are with most of us being scared of heights!

[@remytherat2175]

“This was no longer a fight for me. This was a fight for Papa.” 😂😂

[@OwOAwAUwU]

I was reading this and then came the part where he said it😂😂

[@TheLux008]

Nursery rhymes are pretty obvious once you realize they're all about great emperors, kings and other aristocrats being stripped of their power. It's not about a literal physical fall, it's about someone's power diminishing.

[@sarina3607]

TheLux008 ohhhh so that’s why the horses were there? Like the Calvary? Armies?? That makes so much sense

[@kuleulrik7349]

Yes. Humpty Dumpty wiggling around on the wall is about how the leaders believe that when they have great power, they are allowed to do anything. They subsequently fall, and the military units and other government try to cover it up. They try to fix it. But the leader has already ruined their own chances of resurfacing, and have tainted the place around after the fall

[@sket0tles]

I always knew 'die pussy die' was about an emperor Let them eat cake, am i right?

[@familyfriendly7418]

That makes sense

[@Megamindfan123]

The main thing I learned from this is that Chad can't take criticism.

[@ferx3258]

Fuck chad

[@g0at-b0y-69]

It hurts Chad's overinflated ego too much

[@bustdowntati-ana8119]

Irene Eva Miranda also he gets scared when you review ur legal options

[@sapphinese]

Incredible how Danny singlehandedly revived the use of the word “middling” and influenced modern slang

[@BeAfraidOfJozie]

I remember this weird nursery rhyme type song i learned that went “Jorgie Porgie puddin and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, jorgie porgie ran away.” Like wtf basically jorge was harrassing girls until he had to stop bc the boys came out. Are any nursery rhymes actually good without a hidden dark meaning ? lmao

[@elan825]

Depends on what you call dark. There's a french nursery song named "Au clair de la lune" that is about a love-hungry monk knocking on people's doors at night, asking them to let him in, calling himself the god of love, and presumably sleeping with a female neighbor. I find that hilarious and the meaning is very hidden, children would not be likely to get it.

[@TheBrazilRules]

The biggest question is what is Jorgie Porgie, since he ran away when the boys came out to play, he is not a boy. There is this brazilian one that goes like "Worm lady give me a kiss, no i will not, so then I will steal it. Worm guy you are really crazy, you actually kissed the wrong end."

[@TheBrazilRules]

@@elan825 You have a weird concept of funny

[@olivia-me8lv]

Ring a ring of roses is about the plague Rock a bye baby is ridiculously morbid I see your point

[@aidanheavener1422]

Jersey Zanobia they never clarify jorgie porgie’s age :/

[@Runa_idk]

There's a nursery rhyme in brazil that goes something like "sleep baby, because cuca is coming to get you, daddy went to the farm, mommy went to work". Now cuca is a folklore creature who's entire existence revolves around scaring children and I used to sleep to that how terrifying, not only cuca was coming to get me but it was like what are mom and dad doing to stop her? Nothing.

[@_Y875]

Runa | HDKDHSJ I’m sorry i laughed at this ur wording is so funny. ‘not only was cuca coming to get me but what are mom and dad doing to stop her? nothing. :/‘

[@Darkbat990]

There’s also “Sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite.” I heard that every night, I live in the us though.

[@pinkthings]

my mom used to tell me the mexican version. Instead of the cuca we say the cucuy

[@haileyc9671]

Oh god

[@txlli1190]

We used to sing ring around the rosies and I thought it was about someone being allergic to roses and sneezing so hard that they fall over. Don’t tell my 6 year old self that it’s about death…

[@Asrielmerrymoon]

That's dark

[@spiderbug7615]

More specifically, the Black Death 💀

[@L3m0n_sh0rk]

I go by the Nickname Rosie and people used to make a circle around me like 5 times a day and sing ratr, I found out what it meant at 2nd grade

[@mayapapaya02]

i didn’t think about it and just liked spinning round in a circle lol

[@bunnybug3996]

@@L3m0n_sh0rk your nickname is beautiful

[@heatherduke7703]

My mom added a section to Rock-a-bye baby. She would sing, "But mommy won't let her baby get hurt, she'll catch little Heather, before she hits the dirt." 😂

[@Catmum1998]

What’s your damage, Heather!? 💙💛💚❤️

[@lexid6943]

Danny in 2018: **reviews legal options** Danny in 2020: **gets slapped by legal** Edit: changed 2019 to 2018

[@betterhandlethanmyoldone]

Next year getting kicked in the balls by legal

[@amarismonique4578]

Danny in 2021: **gets kicked by legal reasons** Danny in 2022: **gets killed by legal reasons**

[@roxannacassava3072]

@@amarismonique4578 not legal reasons just legal

[@end32n59]

2023: legal has taken over the world

[@feistyhorsegal9271]

oh how the turn tables

[@Carolina-xf4cn]

WERES MY BILLION SUPRISE TOY DISS TRACK

[@thotpatrol2842]

DJpinkwolf yaaaaaaaaaass

[@swagimalitisc3494]

200 likes and two comments.

[@sugarlemon6449]

Do you mean 3

[@cringe9479]

YEAH WERE IT AT DOO

[@eliz4555]

you mean where* but yea where it at

[@Chimerical_]

Let’s together reviewing our legal options

[@annagriswold7275]

Spenc 100 lmao

[@theladthattakescontent2650]

How is there only 1 reply on this over 377 liked view

[@Terra_Lopez]

@@theladthattakescontent2650 Because it is perfect and complete as is; there is nothing more to be said. 😊

[@imenhashim6943]

Ring around the rosy is NOT about the plauge. Its about leprosy. leprosy literally causes you to rot while still being alive, as well as causing large pustules/skin breaks. People with leprosy smell very, very bad. Especially end stage leprosy. Back in the middle ages, people with leprosy used to keep flowers in their pockets to hide the smell of them rotting. That is why the song sings about "pockets full of posies." Its 100% about leprosy.

[@Its__Dark__]

Ring around the Rosie doesn't seem so outdated anymore.

[@marissaorosco9525]

The Corona virus is bad but no where near as bad as the plague

[@Its__Dark__]

@@marissaorosco9525 I don't think it is either but I think it is an appropriate comparison for something we have had since the plague. Also I was just being hyperbolic.

[@sovrmi1k144]

The plague was guaranteed death if caught. Corona depends on age and health conditions.

[@LoneShootingStar]

I finally realized what it means. How dark.

[@anthonymayvary4840]

Oof

[@hannahgruber8020]

i feel special that i saw the video before it was blocked in all countries, hell ye

[@dandy2918]

Same lol

[@Emmatriaaa]

I live on mars so I can still watch it

[@stancurry5265]

Same

[@applejellyo9219]

Same, we are true Gregs

[@chinesesalt4643]

Me too

[@cyanidelover299]

10:52 that noise startled me

[@ffsgfsvsvs2]

Video is down.. Grab your Greg Rifles, we are going back to the battlefield.

[@agentfreshdasquid3568]

*let's together sad mad*

[@rashelstottlemire4515]

*let's together mad sad mad*

[@strawberrypencl]

Grifleg. Greg rifle

[@beefykeith48]

lets all review our legal options

[@MysticalOriginz]

Let’s together mad sad sad mad mad mad sad sad mad mad sad sad sad sad mad mad mad sad mad

[@anthuwuny]

7:02 [I got an ad] this was a fight for *PIZZA HUTS NEW CHEESY BREADSTICK CRUST IS BACK AND BET-*

[@intensellylit4100]

Nice.

[@clync_]

Celebrity voice changer app

[@ChillingWithAbby07]

NRG Authentik I swear to god I got an ad at that spot lol

[@jasj122]

Mine was some makeup thing

[@mossyloop]

Mine was a fight for macys sales

[@colleenrawson8477]

At 9:53 I paused the video. I closed KZbin. I opened Spotify. I searched for Johnny Johnny. I listened. I felt happy. I closed Spotify. I came back here to watch the rest of the video. Why, you may ask? Greg. Greg is why.

[@fickens5643]

omg did the same thing !!!!!!!!!!!!

[@actuallynathalie4650]

Colleen Rawson Same 😂

[@Bkaatie]

I also posted it on my snap for all my non Greg friends (they’re all Greg now)

[@lucylucyinred]

Same dude haha

[@bananabird1234]

SAME

[@Cassiettape]

People who live in Countries who couldn’t watch his video: 😢 People who live on islands: 😎

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

Well thank god I live in a society and not a country!

[@Savitra]

Underrated conment

[@presleyyay8324]

Sartre OW amen

[@Gremthebeliever]

*gamers rise up*

[@diogoforesticastro9752]

I live in international water, and I could not see the video... FUCK

[@laurens3857]

As a child I read a version of Rockabye baby that went… “Rock-a-bye baby thy cradle is green; Father's a nobleman, mother's a queen; And Betty's a lady who wears a gold ring, And Johnny's a drummer and drums for the King. Hush-a-bye baby way up on high; Never mind baby, Mummy is nigh, Swinging the baby all around, Hush-a-bye baby, up hill and down. Rock-a-bye baby thy cradle is green; Finest in emerald I've ever seen, The wind holds a secret, the rhythm to keep, To carry my baby so gently to sleep. To carry my baby so gently to sleep.” I find it a tad nicer

[@FalloutPlayer45]

That is pretty nice sounding

[@ObsidianCube]

Wow this one is beautiful

[@micahmichealmikeandromedaa1869]

@@lyraoctavia7518 LITERALLY ME TOO 💀

[@vexusmorpheus932]

@@lyraoctavia7518 hehe child go bRbRbR like hehlikopter

[@soylentb8085]

at least the baby doesn't fall out of a tree and die in this version

[@NintendoDRS]

Let's together review our legal options!

[@propppplay]

No.

[@bring7heaction231]

Mitten Kitten - Liam's Stories yes

[@emileascherl-hansbrough168]

yeee

[@Y0urAlienCr3w]

Cockroach breaks into Danny’s house: Danny: “don’t make me… review my legal rights 💥🙊😈

[@iamnotniced2359]

Billionsurprisetoys: BLOCKED IN ALL COUNTRIES Aliens: *MY TIME HAS COME*

[@AGAsassinYT]

Countries not the Universe

[@toilet844]

@@AGAsassinYT are you ok?

[@AGAsassinYT]

@@toilet844 yeah i know that without countries they can't watch it i just wanted to say it

[@azrathss.]

@@AGAsassinYT they can watch it bc they dont live in country they live on normal planet

[@onelovelylilidiot4959]

Astronauts: lets boogie

[@arsonscissors3182]

Screw Chad. Long Live Papa. Let's together sad.

[@chadparkyn8561]

PLTM YA DUDE 😔

[@leicordero3512]

😢

[@artistaroundtheblock2047]

PLTM YA DUDE hahahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣😂

[@jessmarie1938]

😢