Trump Nominates RFK Jr. and Matt Gaetz In Latest Shock Moves | The Daily Show

[@Dont.Call.Me.Tall.]

They just nominated the "Diddy" of the GOP to be AG. 🤦‍♂️

[@erikaswanson7072]

Shhh! Don't say that! Trump will actually nominate that guy for something next!

[@dancingpixie6120]

Because the other MG, current AG did NOT DO HIS JOB!!!

[@maxgood1876]

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development?

[@quiropracticoecuador1]

I agree with Desi… dems should vote him in across the board! Show some bilateral unity lend a helping hand help out. Heck vote all the crazies in! Repugs won’t know what to do!

[@charlenemack7040]

😳

[@FM-oh6pq]

A true meaning of "You can't make this $h*t up"

[@tylerhackner9731]

We are truly living in the most insane times. And he hasn’t even been sworn in yet.

[@Tony-723]

I know right!? crazy how there’s talks with hamas about a cease-fire and talks about the Ukraine war ending and he’s not even in office yet

[@MahmoudWaz]

Get ready it’s going to get much worse. 😢

[@BrattyBetty]

@@Tony-723

[@MiddleAgedGeek]

Is anybody expecting it will be better than last time? Only MAGAs think that! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@nola281]

I swear I consciously know it's only been a week but it feels like a decade.

[@rc7625]

Not even The Simpsons or South Park could satirize this current era.

[@ochitokes]

Garrison 2024

[@shaolinwarrior2012]

All of the Late Night hosts really didn't want material this easy

[@dianaverano7878]

Simpsons already predicted Trump to win, then Lisa the next president has so much headache to fix the economy Simpsons Trump broke

[@irenesantagostino8878]

At first I thought of Family Guy, then I realized that no, not even Family Guy' most absurd scenarios compare to this mess

[@ZevTac]

Pretty sure Trey Parker and Matt stone stated that Trump had transcended parody

[@koro-sensei5915]

Gaetz is trying to go all night, but she has school tomorrow, what a conundrum

[@michalis75]

Take your 👍 and get out 😡

[@kissedbysun2517]

Meanwhile, she's replacing his ed meds with Ambien

[@markmac2206]

Im.sure he's written some sick notes. 😂

[@dcptiv]

should have just wait for a friday

[@foghornleghorn2975]

Butthead as Attorney General...this is gonna be a show.

[@duncan5063]

The only AG in his resume is A$$aulting Girls.

[@ElijahXP]

HELP BUTTHEAD IS CRAZY ACCURATE 😭

[@TheMpo1986]

Uh huh huh I'm a general uh huh huh

[@stax6092]

Pretty sure the actual Butthead would be more competent.

[@jessedonnelly-oc3ry]

These people are all criminally Insane The election was rigged inside & Out Several Million votes were deleted

[@mountain3301]

Desi was always great but she's been killing it lately. Love that attitude 😂

[@studio54studio]

I looove her

[@jawstheproducer1593]

The laughs are forced when she tells jokes

[@calabiyau-ib9hp]

Shocking?!? What planet have people been living on? What did they think was going to happen? Oh. I see the problem

[@guard_09]

There's a difference between shocking and surprising. This was certainly shocking, but not a moment of it was surprising.

[@uncle-bin1750]

Spot on. Both of you. Not surprised, still shocked.

[@Christinalovesturtle]

​@@guard_09exactly

[@adrianl7147]

Comment of the day. We'll get through this with dry humor

[@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr]

​@@adrianl7147 Very dry

[@mindful_nerd4676]

This show is therapy thank you! The whole team is just killing it. ❤❤ much love

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

Our current era is stunning and scary. That's quite a statement, because the Simpsons have almost hit every note. Long career!

[@JCTiggs1]

The orange clown is already creating a circus.

[@MiddleAgedGeek]

Full of HOSTAGED AUDIENCE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@Warmaker01]

There's the old Turkish proverb: "When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become a sultan. The palace becomes a circus."

[@bk2932]

😂 enjoy losers

[@Shadoweclipse1386]

Already? Did I miss the time when he stopped?

[@andrimufid2195]

Legion of Doom

[@Beach_Boy_11]

I truly believe that we are in the nightmare timeline.

[@JariDawnchild]

Complete with a Goa'Uld...

[@texasterri2002]

Twilight Zone

[@Hollywhite1]

Up next Mike Lindell FOR HUD because houses have beds and beds have pillows! 🛌

[@josh3066]

Don't give him ideas

[@kimbrey65]

Don't give him any ideas!

[@Tratios]

I am actually surprised Trump has not thrown him a bone at least promised him an ambassadorship.

[@darlenelarochelle4011]

Lol. Too funny.

[@jennr7550]

💀

[@CarrieVargas-s2t]

Jordan, thank you very much! We appreciate you keeping us somewhat sane at the moment!

[@bootney66]

Trump, filling the swamp rapidly, with no time wasted 😡

[@hobbes1887]

Yeah, with toxic waste

[@supernaturalta6174]

These are the previews for Idiocracy 2, coming to theaters nationwide on 1/20/2025.

[@schwanbox]

Technically it's the prequel but more or less yes

[@davidkeller6577]

If only we would’ve voted for Terry Crews for president instead

[@youtubevanced4900]

Things have gotten so insane we have 20 months in the year now on top of everything else.

[@todd8155]

These reality based movies are killing me...

[@gManGabe]

Except the president in the movie actually believed a smart person and their solution to a problem...

[@Dont.Call.Me.Tall.]

Shame Giuliani sacrificed as much as he did for Trump, just to be overlooked for AG by a pdf-file. 🤣

[@Godzillamonstrosity]

Trump has leverage over Matt Gaetz with his paedophilia investigation

[@bbirda1287]

Honestly, how could any of these tools think they are getting something? He uses people like toilet tissue, and he always has, why would they be the first?

[@getsomemtb7427]

​@@bbirda1287, greed and thinking they have a lot more power to gain.

[@ShawShank-kr9wq]

PDF-file isn’t that your game diddy democrats?

[@emily_8687]

​@@ShawShank-kr9wqnah it's the guy being investigated for having a relationship with a minor. That's Matt Gaetz, Trump's AG pick. For all your "groomer" talk, you sure fold like a wet napkin when actually confronted lol

[@suzanne11-11]

It's not a cabinet that's being filled, it's a cesspool pit.

[@dee_dee_place]

My biggest issue with all the choices being made is that all of them are part of the succession to the presidency: Vice President Speaker of the House President Pro Tempore of the Senate Secretary of State Secretary of the Treasury Secretary of Defense Attorney General Secretary of the Interior Secretary of Agriculture Secretary of Commerce Secretary of Labor Secretary of Health and Human Services Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Secretary of Transportation Secretary of Energy Secretary of Education Secretary of Veterans Affairs Secretary of Homeland Security

[@Christinalovesturtle]

Best comment

[@calvotix]

@@suzanne11-11 "pit" is redundant

[@bschuler6216]

The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari.

[@suzanne11-11]

@@bschuler6216 For sure! Spot on with that one.

[@vickihiggins1580]

Is it just me or does Gaetz look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining?

[@SLauGHTeRHaHa]

way too much botox for that comparison

[@duncan5063]

I was leaning toward Eddie Munster.😆😆

[@heatherdowhaluk2128]

I think he looks like he comes from Whoville 😂

[@LynStLouis]

Yes, only scarier!

[@chookieist]

Well his face is definitely shiny

[@missoni-lanza]

Everytime I see Gaetz, I can’t see past his resemblance to Butthead from Beavis & Butthead…

[@Eddie-ud4bb]

I think that too.. but now I also see a 2am infommercial for a law firm suing the makers of BOTOX.

[@bschuler6216]

Huh-huh!

[@SupaSoniQ]

Or... hear me out... any of dr Seuss' characters

[@MZwing-nf3lv]

Or Batman's Joker.

[@KaritKtana]

He's like if Beavis and Butthead together somehow made a spawn. He looks like an exact melding of the two faces. Too bad each of them would have been better as AG picks!

[@nczioox1116]

Ive never been more convinced that we are all in a simulation

[@SolomonGrod]

Nope. You've have entered the banana republic territory

[@TheMpo1986]

I keep shouting all the commands. Ctrl Alt delete,PC off, simulation off. I've even started talking to the air like the computer on Star Trek. It's so like me to forget my login and password!

[@five-toedslothbear4051]

Ever see the Let’s Game it Out channel?

[@Northman1963]

TECH SUPPORT!!!

[@TheMpo1986]

@@Northman1963 try asking to talk to a manager or supervisor maybe you can get Karen access. It's a brute force method but it has results!

[@nightelf6262]

"Fck around and find out" should be the new Democrat motto.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

“When they go low they get to eff around and find out”

[@Gr8venture]

To say to themselves? What an absurd viewpoint

[@Christinalovesturtle]

Clearly says obvious idiot lol.

[@franklee6746]

"We f*cked around, we found out." The Democrats Prayer

[@jgg6932]

​@@Gr8venturenope to say to the normies when they feel the impact of a 20% across the board tariff and project 25 getting shoved down everyone's throat 🤣

[@rachelerynkalish2207]

Jordan sooo appreciate you!!!! Thanks for keeping us semi sane right now!

[@ArtistFormallyKnownasMC]

Remember, not an underage woman… a child. And non-consenting? Than alleged grape is what we’re looking at. Boy, they really love to water that language down.

[@michalis75]

I believe he's quoted as clarifying, "A 17 year old woman" 🤮

[@Aurorr]

My little sister is 17. This makes my skin crawl​@@michalis75

[@thierryorella7017]

People Who voted for trump are just fine with that because trump likes him....if it was a democrat they would ask for justice...selective way ... selection of scandals... hypocrisy.. republicans They were always like that,trump just showed how much they can go low

[@TheNinnyfee]

I hope all the dads of the girls he did this with find him. There's always more than one if it is made public.

[@OliverWan-ut6ye]

child under 15 is your librals favorite, we have no interest😂😂😂

[@zepmarq]

Desi is just 😂. I love her delivery....

[@tergish1]

I’ve never been so disappointed in my country.

[@GettingBetterBuddhist]

Right back atcha, kid. Just try to maintain a sense of humor for the next four years. It'll save us.

[@winstonsmith6607]

Do you still think Biden is sharp as a tack?

[@shelleysoe7613]

Ditto

[@darlenelarochelle4011]

Me either.

[@darlenelarochelle4011]

​@@winstonsmith6607 At least Biden is a decent person. Old, yes, as is trump. But decent. Which trump is not. At all. Plus, trump is incompetent. Unfit.

[@basic6154]

what ever happened to defend the constitution against foreign and domestic?

[@dietotaku]

the constitution failed to account for how many of those domestic enemies would be eligible to vote against it

[@uncle-bin1750]

You mean that extra sheet of toilet paper for presidential use only?

[@GettingBetterBuddhist]

We'll be lucky to have one in four years.

[@vincents9620]

Merrick Garland happened worst AG ever

[@kissedbysun2517]

We failed

[@BladeAustralia]

You voted for him. Now, bask in his contempt for you.

[@flowerfleur8105]

We didn’t vote for him, at least us the Americans in this comment section didn’t

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

N we didn't

[@kingjamos2422]

@@flowerfleur8105 I believe you mean those of us that aren't the MAGA trolls.

[@GettingBetterBuddhist]

Never trump person here. Heard little donnie say he loved the uneducated and now, of course, we can see why. But wait until his tariffs kick in (the things neither he nor his sycophants understand). The buyer's remorse will be lovely.

[@schwanbox]

​@GettingBetterBuddhist People asking what tarriffs are spiked 1,000 percent after the election. Way to look up you're candidates policies after you vote for him. Yay America

[@dontmindme633]

Spineless. They are all spineless.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Can’t kiss the ring and have a spine at the same time.

[@kingjamos2422]

You spelled "soulless" wrong.

[@cmdraftbrn]

@@kingjamos2422 they've been that for over a century

[@kingjamos2422]

@@cmdraftbrn Totally agree.

[@Gr8venture]

Says the side that supported a vapid air sack and circus clown

[@Sara-mf3px]

Is this the multiverse?! Did I f🤔ck up somewhere?

[@JemieBridges]

Welcome to the bad timeline.

[@lorraines5792]

It would be laughable if not for how tragic all of this is for the the people in the United States and our reputation in the world.

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

We don't have any anymore

[@KatieGray1]

It's not really changed our reputation to have the rest of the world laughing at us again.

[@alinaschmidt8544]

Truly, "The Legion of Dumb"

[@Hgcfdghjjvvc]

We’re getting those tariffs. Stock up everyone.

[@nola281]

My daughter wanted a pink violin for Christmas. I already got it because I know the price is about to skyrocket.

[@dirtbird7415]

Been there done that , survived.

[@nicholaso1315]

And you though stocking TP during the pandemic was rough.

[@dietotaku]

@@dirtbird7415 ha, no you haven't. trump's steel tariffs in his first term are nothing compared to tariffs on EVERY SINGLE IMPORT. you thought groceries were expensive now? wait'll 30% of our food supply has a 20% tariff on it and RFK dismantling CDC regulations decimates the chicken population. have you "been there done that survived" $20 a dozen for eggs?

[@dirtbird7415]

@@nicholaso1315 where I live it wasn't an issue , we had plenty. No one panicked. Most folks ignored the mandates and sheriff's had better things to do than hassle folks. So yeah , basicly buisness as usual. One nice thing though , made it real easy to spot outsiders in a heartbeat.

[@faeray1016]

I want to be put into a medically induced coma for four years.

[@LibbyCusano-hl7uw]

Sounds like a plan!!!

[@JivkaNikolova]

Are you sure? Because The Department Of Government Efficiency will override pro-lifers and unplug you. Unless you pay a hefty fee, indexed to the at least 5x projected inflation for 4 years, and even after that you'll end up owned by the hospital until after your natural lifespan. Or they can donate you to RFK Jr. Coin toss.

[@Northman1963]

Not me. Tragic comedies are great entertainment

[@bnonymousbee]

Yeah, then you're gonna be our Not Sure. And get your hands off my junk.

[@uncle-bin1750]

You'll wake up in idiocracy.

[@Gabriel-fz4ys]

this is what happens when ..... people vote for personality and who entertains them instead of common sense.

[@bkzone8]

It's so hard to hear this news. Even here. Thank you, Jordan and Desi, for making it just a little easier...

[@matthuck378]

I still think Gaetz looks like a grown up Butthead. Jim Jordan looks like Beavis.

[@markmac2206]

Both are fartknockers.

[@SeattleSun2013]

Matt Gratz’ daddy must be dropping a chunnnk of change on Trump to get his boy through

[@Jenny_Oblivion]

I think 🍊* is counting on his nominees to cause qualified people to quit their careers

[@mikehagmaier3949]

Yep, reducing the resistance. 😕

[@cj4503]

You're assuming he's capable of forethought and not a creature of pure id

[@niclewis9610]

Ask not what you can do for your Country.....ask what you can do for your conman. No way I'm taking health advice from this guy!

[@erikaswanson7072]

Brainworms for everyone!

[@kingjamos2422]

@@erikaswanson7072 They better not be free! Conold would not like such a socialist idea! lol

[@laalaa99stl]

Ask not what your brainworm can do for you...

[@SpeedyEric1]

Ask what you could do for your brain worm.

[@JariDawnchild]

But putting a Goa'Uld in the federal government is a WONDERFUL idea! /s

[@winstonsmith6607]

And you wonder why you lost

[@haplesschild]

@@winstonsmith6607what do you mean? The man literally said he had brain worms. Also we all lost, we lost our country to these scam artists.

[@Northman1963]

​@@winstonsmith6607I don't. Felons with no respect for the rules and law cheat.

[@wjmcd703]

Matt Gaetz is the least qualified AG pick, and Mullin is spineless

[@DilapidatedCat]

Spines are left at the door when it comes to conservatives

[@donkeybus]

Rfk jr is actually a great pick though. I wouldnt want him as my dr, but hes the perfect person to fix the systematically corrupt regulatory regime at the fda.

[@Grace1957-]

Aren't they all.

[@halycon404]

@@donkeybus Yes. When has RFK actually talked about the regulatory capture of the FDA that people are actually angry about? Let me think. No, he was talking about FDA policy and vaccines. Nothing about the revolving door of pharmaceutical executives into and out of the FDA positions of power who write the policy. You know. The root problem which causes all the rest of the problems. That gets to stay because that's American business, can't mess with American business. Welcome the new boss, same as the old boss. Just with new and improved talking points!

[@HazelwithaZ]

I like Idiocracy as a movie. I don't want to live in it.

[@danielyoungblood8525]

We've been living in it, for the past 4 years.

[@winstonsmith6607]

@@danielyoungblood8525 Exactly. But the msm kept trying to reassure the country by saying Biden was sharp as a tack. Thankfully, the majority of the country didn't believe the lies

[@davidkeller6577]

Well looks like we’re heading there. Just don’t forget that plants don’t really crave electrolytes and maybe we’ll be okay.

[@IzzenArt]

​@@danielyoungblood8525 everyone in your life, at least.

[@danielyoungblood8525]

@@IzzenArt Trump, won. 70+ million votes.. cope, & stop with the childish comments..

[@hotttt28]

They just keep rolling over !

[@kimberlycornelius7911]

Gates should do a PSA on Botox!

[@Eddie-ud4bb]

No. An infommercial for a law firm suing the makers of BOTOX

[@xw7081]

Hoping this is like the last go around where someone is fired every week like its The Apprentice though

[@xtscarfacem8255]

It will, my bets is Marco Rubio will be the first to quit or be replaced

[@timetodestination9538]

Actually that is the best strategy Dem can take for the next 2 years. Let Trump and GOP run whatever policy they want. Ban ACA, raise tariff to 200%, cut social security/Medicare, just let them do it , and let the American suffer together. And maybe, just maybe, after 2 years of suffering American will understand the consequence their action and Dem, by then, hopefully, can regain the control of House and Senate on 2027 midterm.

[@00SmileTime00]

Your daily reminder that when it comes to hating the working class, the only difference between a Democrat and a Republican is one lost election.

[@Tobeesho]

100%

[@mrfixite]

I'm just worried it will go far and democracy will be too far gone.

[@00SmileTime00]

Your daily reminder that when it comes to despising the working class, the only difference between a Democrat and a Republican is one lost election.

[@Northman1963]

Assuming elections will actually change anything in 2 years.....

[@LusheRenRen]

Fellow Americans, welcome to Season 2 of Orangutan Games. New cast, bigger grifts, no guardrails ... What could go wrong? Can't wait for MTG to be in charge of education, Kid Rock handling transportation ... 😓 Desi, many of us need you to Foxsplain the 2024 election to help us keep laughing thru the madness. 😩 C'mon "Keppler", no special shoutout to AJ for The Onion buying InfoWars? Thought you two got along well during your Opposition days. 😏

[@JivkaNikolova]

The Department of Education will be abolished, as previously stated, but mtg can get the Department of Jewish lasers.

[@kingjamos2422]

@@JivkaNikolova So NASA?

[@JivkaNikolova]

@@kingjamos2422 Only if musk wants to share.

[@zainjal26]

Desi needs to go back to getting on her knees. The daily show ratings are in the toilet

[@zainjal26]

@@JivkaNikolovathe same department that says men can get pregnant?

[@crashnova7601]

Prepare, don't despair (we are "the enemy within " )

[@laurabelle96]

I was literally crying over the state of our country and this made me laugh out loud ! Thank you! 💙

[@AdopteeHonesty]

The world is watching. I don't think even Putin, or Kim Jong would do things this idiotic.

[@vincents9620]

vlad is the puppet master

[@corrieallen9818]

No one as a world leader would disgrace their country or themselves like Orangeman n minions - CULT!!

[@darlenelarochelle4011]

Those 2 don't do idiotic things. They do evil, well thought out evil things.

[@Godzillamonstrosity]

​​@@darlenelarochelle4011Putin does evil things that are also idiotic like his decision to invade Ukraine. Kim Jong Un, on the other hand, is a very smart guy who does evil things that are well thought out.

[@zainjal26]

Trans women are men

[@smyth7]

here we go let the dumb begin

[@christinacollaco6012]

You could not make this up!😂

[@kleigh4418]

There has been a 700% surge in calls to the crisis hotline after the election...it's so sad and disturbing what Trumps presidency is going to do to our country

[@mammawlee]

😯😲😳🥺😦😧😨

[@IAmJudy1111]

​@@lisabishop6266so sorry. If you don't get anything soon, there is a magnesium supplement called Calm. Also Sleepy Time tea. Sending love and light your way

[@medarby3066]

Big surprise the party of crazy cat ladies is having a mental health crisis. Call the newspaper and let them in on that unexpected situation.

[@buboy19]

@@medarby3066you seem very sane and balanced, thank you for your lovely contribution to the debate, really elevating the intellectual level there 👍

[@medarby3066]

​@buboy19 well i dont call the crisis hotline over who is elected president. When Biden was elected i went to work the next day. When trump was elected i went to work the next day.

[@adpirtle]

I guess I better get that second shingles booster before Jan 20...

[@ellenmadsen7308]

And the horror increases.

[@scarletspidernz]

Why would they stop the investigation, why not pass it down to public courts to continue it?

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

States can

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

I think states can

[@rishabhkaurav]

Elect a joker expect a circus

[@gbygby7by7by8nym8]

Elect a clown expect a circus

[@thehapa]

Glad we dodged that bullet last week. The adults will be back in the White House soon.

[@ryanjones9765]

@@thehapaAh yes RFK, Elon and Vivek. True Adults!

[@tristanflynn4014]

​@@thehapaWell... adults by age, I suppose.

[@LibbyCusano-hl7uw]

@@thehapajust you wait!!

[@LibbyCusano-hl7uw]

This time the circus isn’t just coming to town, it’s coming to the whole world!!!! 😢

[@rosiestuyvesant365]

I really hope we get the mtg appointment. I’m turning up to the circus I want to see the best clowns.🤡

[@danielcooper3332]

Could you imagine the comedy potential if he puts her in charge of the National Weather Service

[@breakingbacon658]

Department of education

[@tyrellcobb4665]

No cabinet position. He is holding her out for Supreme court justice when Thomas retires.

[@kingjamos2422]

@@breakingbacon658 That one has been appointed to Pennywise. He said that he knew a way to really cut down on education costs.

[@Thunderbender18830]

Or Lara Loomer

[@sanbell]

Trump set to appoint the Ghost of Al Capone as head of IRS.

[@mammawlee]

I would really NOT be surprised! No more insane than RFK, Jr in Health!

[@Northman1963]

Thanks for the belly laugh!

[@hunzybunzy808]

He's going to dismantle it they give him too much grief 😅

[@activatewindows]

And Hannibal Lecter as Surgeon General.

[@raymondalbo1933]

The list of incompetents keeps growing by the day. Wonder who he is picking for Secretary of Education, Mike Lindell?

[@petermarshall7352]

MTG!

[@renegealon7231]

Marjorie Taylor green for education secretary😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@petermarshall7352]

@ And Captain Crunch for Sec Nav!

[@IAmJudy1111]

No need, they are getting rid of it

[@emptybuddha5308]

We are now officially a banana republic.

[@00SmileTime00]

What do you think that term means?

[@emptybuddha5308]

@@00SmileTime00 Such a state has many characteristics, some of which may not apply to the U.S. (yet) but one glaring one is the picking of unqualified cronies to join your government and also inviting capitalists to run your government while they benefit directly from their policies and status. The elements are there. The term is also often used metaphorically for a country going down the toilet or moving backwards.

[@00SmileTime00]

@@emptybuddha5308 Some elements are definitely there I'm not disagreeing with that, that's also not a new phenomenon (though this is certainly looking like the worst it's been since _at least_ the Gilded Age) The issue is the key element that you correctly identified about capitalists running the government is missing one part. It's specifically _foreign_ capital. All governments operate in service to domestic capital, that's what capitalism is. The US _creates_ Banana Republics, it by definition cannot itself be one.

[@jeffreyrainey1015]

Yeah. Sure. Well done, America.

[@jaebee1121]

Did Matt Gaetz ask to have his eyebrows raised so that people wouldn't notice how big his forehead is? It didn't work.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

He’s got a fivehead

[@lisanygaard2720]

Have you ever seen “This Island Earth?” Google it. He’s an alien.

[@kissedbysun2517]

He's the GOP Tammy Fay

[@Eddie-ud4bb]

He's the poster child for legal firms suing the makers of BOTOX

[@georgepetrin1334]

I could find nothing funny in any of this coming disaster.

[@Northman1963]

How about when orangeface soils himself at the first overseas speech?

[@KennyRogersRoasters84]

Says the party that just lost all levers of power due to their incompetence. Cough thre democrats

[@loletafetty4963]

Love to you Jordan from Nevada. ❤❤❤

[@michaellombardi1620]

Gaetz is truly the worst

[@GettingBetterBuddhist]

Oh, I hope. But this is just the beginning.

[@kengruz669]

Oh, I guess you haven't checked out Tulsi Gabbard

[@albert2006xp]

Tulsi is the worst but he's up there.

[@kissedbysun2517]

Maybe he's prolife

[@pewterpirate4560]

This is just surreal

[@notsure1969]

Matt Gaetz has made a few minor mistakes.

[@mrfixite]

I see what you did there

[@maxgood1876]

But he did buy alot of Girl Scout cookies to make up for it.

[@kingjamos2422]

@@maxgood1876 But he did not share!

[@therumjiggler6879]

Subpoena that phone , and get that seventeen year old to identify his subpeni.

[@Genie519]

The world has so much to laugh at us about😂😫

[@KristiChan1]

Gaetz looks like he saw a cartoon villain and thought, "I like that" and wrapped his whole personality and looks around it.

[@rorytribbet6424]

Love Jordan as host 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@supernonfriendo]

Spin off with Klepper and Kosta, please

[@supernonfriendo]

Ronny, too 👍

[@abrahamsneo7783]

Watching all this from the outside, Interesting times ahead.

[@shaft5theng]

Investigation shouldn't end just because they resign. Matt loophole needs to be closed now.

[@debbiecmcpherson849]

Sick

[@JillKnapp]

That stock photo of Matt Gaetz is insane. Look at his eyelids. WTAF? And why is the tip of his chin pointing in the wrong direction? Why do his eyebrows look like the open doors of a DeLorean? Why the shittily-applied bronzer? Man oh man, his stylist must haaaaaate him.

[@PumpkinPatchVintage]

Does he draw his eyebrows on? They are way too symmetrical and dark. His entire face looks fake.

[@mikeshafer]

Quagmire incarnate ! Giggity!

[@kingjamos2422]

Quagmire would do such a better job, even while being imaginary.

[@chetmanley1885]

Quagmire asked if Meg was 18 yet and moved on when she said he wasn't. Quagmire is a step up from M.A.P gates.

[@OLBICHL]

if you let a fool be your leader, don't be surprised when more foolish things happen in your life

[@texasrefugee7888]

The Lunatic Fringe is in charge😮

[@shaynewaugh2111]

Maybe they aren't the fringe anymore

[@FeelinTangerine]

I guess 4 years of comedy gold. The scripts just write themselves.

[@captlanc]

I prefer funny without a serious sense of dread.

[@FlowersInSunshine]

These are the most qualified people Trump has in his orbit. When they get sacked (which, going by last time, is inevitable), who has he got left to fill the void?

[@darlenelarochelle4011]

MTG! Lol

[@gaminginstilllife9429]

Desi is the funniest on this show and deserves the main spot

[@GettingBetterBuddhist]

Couldn't agree more.

[@kingjamos2422]

I've been saying it for years. Love Desi.

[@pamduncan9181]

I love Desi 💙

[@Oppazal]

RFK Jr. was a democrat in 2021. If Biden nominated him for HHS, Maga would’ve said he’s nuts.

[@davidlarry780]

EXACTLY

[@captlanc]

​@@davidlarry780Not everything is partisan! Everyone would say it's nuts to nominate a guy who doesn't trust medical science as department of health!

[@Therealmanticorejones]

Wt actual f

[@bootney66]

Alright Desi, I had to look up Eiffel Towering and I’m certain Gaetz did that at least once 😂😂😂

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Fingercuffs. 👉🏽👈🏾

[@chriskelly6559]

Gaetz could play Jack in a remake of The Shining. "Here's Matty!"

[@MZwing-nf3lv]

Elect a clown, expect a circus. 🤡

[@AllanTheWizard]

We are in so much trouble 😱

[@Eddie-ud4bb]

I know. I left the country due to Trump 1.0 in 2016. Now I know I did the right thing.

[@Opus313]

Guaranteed, Donnie will take something 'too far'... he's already lowered the bar deep underground...

[@mr.joshua6818]

Too bad the Democrats didn't hold a primary and select a better candidate...

[@JariDawnchild]

​@@mr.joshua6818They did hold a primary, Biden waited too long to drop out.

[@mr.joshua6818]

@@JariDawnchild what about them selecting a BETTER candidate?

[@JariDawnchild]

@@mr.joshua6818 There wasn't enough time to stuff a whole campaign into a couple of months. :(

[@danielbarrero2815]

Horrifying 😅

[@xdestiny]

dude we are living in the worst timeline and i almost can't take it anymore

[@user-ix4zy2rv1l]

The asylum are in government and power

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

Let's go to Canada

[@GettingBetterBuddhist]

Feeling similar. Just try to maintain a sense of humor. It'll help.

[@quiropracticoecuador1]

Breathe ! Relax! And go get your passport in order!

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

@@quiropracticoecuador1 I will

[@kentw9070]

Now it’s even more obvious why he wants them to go into a recess.

[@reallifefaith]

Desi Lydic is the best comedian on this show!

[@jeanmariemink3027]

Isn’t anyone going to do a show about Trump’s EPA pick?

[@Northman1963]

Yogi Bear?

[@Trumpulator]

I agree. Let America reach its natural conclusion under Republican Fascism. Dems just step back and take notes and observations and make reports and lawsuits.

[@zainjal26]

Trans women are men

[@MrKernkraft4000]

Brutal. Well, at least he won't be confirmed.

[@TheMightyHood20]

Why don't these old guy ever get grilled in press conferences? They just have questions shouted at them over parking lots? Where is the accountability?

[@ThorTheHusky2005]

They Not Like Us.

[@MedicJR]

The worm man has actually gained a position... ;c