Trump’s Big Mouth Could Land Him in Jail & Puppy Killer Kristi Noem Lies About Meeting Kim Jong Un

[@kenbob1071]

"No Going Back"... except to retract lies that have been exposed in the public.

[@qew7132]

People need credibility, it’s the only way. No one like a book full of goat manure

[@garymountcastle6657]

I was surprised they said they were going to do that at the end. Correcting yourself is a very unRepublican thing to do, admiting you were wrong or lied.

[@Hans_P_G]

She forgot the rest of the title "....To Truth!"

[@CD_Character]

And the sequel, "There's No Coming Back".

[@sodacard-s2t]

@@garymountcastle6657 It may have been the book publisher’s idea. They don’t want to ruin their reputation by claiming a book is factual and then being proven wrong. I imagine they are not too happy with her right now. 😂

[@ur22much2]

A book worth burning.

[@marianneegland5576]

That is great

[@PeterLawton]

LOL!

[@OldHollywood-xh8cl]

Well said. Cruelty shouldn’t be rewarded or make any profit.

[@Mark-gg6iy]

She was asked a direct question and refused to answer it truthfully. Need you know more?

[@brianclark9110]

promote her to press secretary

[@richardhowlett4097]

She must have attended Trump uni to give such a straight answer.

[@HissingKitty2008]

Well, we know who she’s been taking lessons from! lol

[@artbargra]

Just like the other VP candidate, evading answering to whether he would accept any election result, like Neo dodging bullets. It's unbelievable how they behave, and how many people trust them. I would not trust any current Republican with a lemonade stand.

[@SanGeet0510]

"...I'm not going to talk about specific leaders..." - yeah, you did, at least about NK leader

[@guynorth3277]

What a KILLER show, great job once again Mr. Kimmel - I never miss your monologue ! Thanks for the laughs, good belly laughs!!!!

[@lawrencef4356]

I love ya Jimmy ..just wanna give a big hug for being you ..thank you for making sense of this crazy America at the moment!!🤣🤣🫡🫡

[@Frostie-e8g]

She also claimed she had a meeting with French President Macron, whose office issued a flat out denial of any such meeting. What else is in this book ?

[@thisishowweroll8649]

It is a bizarre claim. World leaders don't meet with state governors. And why would meeting with world leaders be a reason to vote for Noem?

[@Slo-ryde]

JK hit it on the head, when he said she is a female version of George santos!!!

[@RockChick63174]

Obviously.

[@eugeneoisten9409]

The chapter where she beat George Santos to the discovery of the Southern Pole ! Was truly incredible 😂

[@sodacard-s2t]

I’ll wait for the media to tell me. I wouldn’t give her a penny!

[@jq2639]

If you can’t be trusted with small things, you can’t be trusted in large things.

[@Rilianawakened321]

Right on . . . very biblical, and applicable. (Gospel of Luke, Ch 16, v. 10 . . . notable that they are Jesus' words.)

[@israelcm7246]

If Noem can't be trusted with taking care of a dog, a goat, and a horse, then why should she be trusted with taking care of people? Who voted for her to be governor? Too many brainwashed people.

[@Mondfischli]

... it's not the size of the red button that matters 😂

[@Bloozguy]

@@Mondfischli Just ask Stormy Daniels

[@dothedishes3427]

Worked out for her and her husband

[@우사민-r3c]

Found in contempt of court ten times...any other citizen would already be in jail...

[@miapdx503]

Yes, this judge has proven to be as completely ineffective. Useless. Weak. And probably owned by trump.

[@jewelrymaker1607]

unless they are an illegal who commited a violent crime!

[@pvaldez704]

@@jewelrymaker1607yup the courts wouldn’t even let them be in contempt. Straight to jail for them. No contempt no nothing

[@dennyedquistjr1979]

His rights were violated, the fk did you expect?

[@meganbarber3599]

​@@dennyedquistjr1979No they weren't. At all.

[@dbyd777]

Mr Kimmel, your writers are WORLD CLASS.

[@shanepasha6501]

Good delivery by Kimmel, no doubt.

[@LoisDahl-sr3dw]

They will never answer yes or no to a yes or no question! 😠

[@daydreamer8662]

You need to make it easier for them, yes or no is too complex

[@charlesmartin1121]

'Don't pass go, and head directly to jail.'

[@thomasbrunn-e6p]

pull pants down moon crowd

[@RobertStricklandinKorea]

Kristi Noem is trying to outdo South Carolina, Florida, and Mississippi in the dumbing down category.

[@car2029]

She’s creepy

[@kellyparkinson8594]

And Sarah Palin 😂

[@lindaswanson9328]

And she's winning by a mile.

[@fredrit323]

And Alabama, don't forget...

[@steverogers2603]

Iowa demands to be included in this list.

[@61Wolves-yt4yk]

I have to watch this guy in the mornings online to brighten my day ...thanks J.K.

[@mikeboy0001]

With that shameful justice system, don't believe a judge will ever send him to jail😬

[@ACME_Kinetics]

Yeah, Robert Kraft is kind of the guy who... oh wait you probably meant another one of them.

[@markSchnell-m2l]

4:40 There is eternal justice right cousin.

[@우사민-r3c]

Four Native Indian tribes in South Dakota (Noem the lunatic's home state), banned her from coming anywhere near their reservations even before puppygate broke...smart people!

[@pierrojules]

When is she up for reelection in South Dakota?

[@collinswisher6566]

@@pierrojules Next election she won’t be able to run because of term limits. That day can’t come soon enough. Through I doubt her replacement will be any better.

[@miapdx503]

If only the rest of the nation had that option!

[@우사민-r3c]

@@collinswisher6566 Oh you're absolutely right! No wonder she wants that VP job so badly! Guess she kinda shot herself in the foot with all these awful self proclaimed revelations in her memoir...RIP Cricket.

[@SanGeet0510]

They learned it the hard way to keep idiots with guns away

[@allycat2836]

Love Kimmel's monolgues. They make my day.

[@yasuke1280]

You must have a pretty dull life if that’s the case 😂

[@RobynRay422]

The greatest

[@RobynRay422]

@@yasuke1280why be snarky? Not very nice

[@JustForFunGaming87]

@@yasuke1280 So why are you here watching then? You aren't sad and dull are you? 😢

[@jeniwolfey9733]

me too! I usually watch in the am but I'm awake late

[@quesadilla79]

how is she getting interviewed for what michael vick was sent to prison for

[@phampton16]

Totally agree 💯🇺🇸💙

[@aa-tx7th]

her skin color

[@alphanerd7221]

Not what he was sent to prison for.

[@jcoopes5604]

Dog fighting

[@coolkid5924]

BECAUSE OF THAT SKIN COMPLEXION!!!! VICK WASN'T THAT COMPLEXION

[@Cancun771]

Mere fines for all the broken gag orders are an insult to all Americans who clung to the fiction that the system was still working and there was still some semblance of law and order. Openly pissing in our faces and telling us it's rain.

[@OneAdam12Adam]

I agree

[@michaellippmann4474]

OMG...Kimmel you are a BEAST!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Great job and the sad part apart it is that it is all so well visited upon Trump, Noem, et al... Cheer's Mike 🇨🇦

[@dondesmonddesilva3520]

She should be reported to SPCA for animal abuse n arrested!

[@TheOfficialTarynTots]

She also claimed she turned down a meeting with Macron but that was proven a lie as well.

[@marygillmeister6013]

Why would any world leader be meeting with the governor of South(?) Dakota, it's that bit that has me utterly baffled.

[@іѕоторє]

@@marygillmeister6013 Maybe it was George Devolder Santos PRETENDING to be Macron.

[@kimclarke5018]

@@marygillmeister6013she’s a legend in her own mind.

[@tomcostello8220]

She meant DISNEY WORLD leaders.( the mouse, the duck, the mermaid.....)

[@unbotheredmovement]

​@@tomcostello8220This is becoming more and more scenes from Austin Powers. A bunch of lunatics attempting to take over America. It's funny and scary simultaneously.

[@Sir6ALotB]

Doesn't America have any laws that punishes the bragging of innocent puppy murders?

[@filonin2]

It was a class 6 felony when and where she committed it, but it has a 7 year statute of limitations and it has unfortunately been longer. So yeah, she is literally bragging about felonies she did.

[@Sir6ALotB]

@@filonin2 Unfortunate. The world we live is seemingly is headed towards a direction where those in public offices/positions brag their worst with zero inhibition or fear of consequences, and everyone is just supposed to be okay with it. Country no bar!

[@Serai3]

Jimmy's insults just get better and better. 😂😂😂

[@xy6845]

Perfectly delivered monologue. Good to have Jimmy and all the late night hosts cover all of this hilarious insanity 😸

[@annetterobinson5367]

Love Jimmy he loves talking the truth about Trump and love how it get's to Trump ! keep it up Jimmy

[@elahm76]

you are truly the BEST! Thanks for all the laughters you've given me!!!

[@hectorvazquez5867]

"He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals". Immanuel Kant

[@filonin2]

@@toqtoq3361 Why would the majority of Americans be aware of any philosophy? Most of us work mindless jobs and an education would be a pointless and expensive waste of time. Same reason a pack mule or gear in a machine doesn't know Kant.

[@MarkDavid-gi9vw]

@@filonin2 “Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the infinity in which he is engulfed.” ― Blaise Pascal

[@clothilde1623]

@@toqtoq3361 You doubt if a majority in the US ‘nowadays’ knows about Kant? Are you suggesting a majority of Americans used to have a grasp of western philosophy?? Lol 😂

[@karensagal8230]

@@filonin2 You still can have an intelligent and inquiring mind.

[@patlynch6517]

Thank you for the Immanuel Kant reference!

[@Pretty_Fly_on_a_White_Guy]

I miss the good ole days when i didn’t think half the country was in a cult.

[@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513]

Couldn’t agree with you more. So many have forgotten about Jim Jones-just drink the Kool-Aid…

[@phampton16]

Absolutely 💯🇺🇸💙💙💙

[@slevenkelevra3813]

It is said in a book that in the end people "will suffer a great delusion."

[@TheBibleSkeptic]

@@slevenkelevra3813 You mean, that other cult's book?

[@deamonsead]

​@@TheBibleSkepticfitting username. this what you do for fun? lol

[@irvyne6111]

OMG Jimmy, I just spit out my dinner from laughing too hard! 😂😂😂

[@HappySunshine37288]

Doesn’t this behavior being portrayed by some in the Republican Party not concern anyone?!! Are we going to have to fight our neighbors just to survive? This behavior worries me. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@brianharrington5353]

Yes, we will. Prepare. Even if it doesn't happen, you will still be prepared.

[@sharonwieler8933]

If I was an American I’d be very worried!

[@DustyJones1997BGCL]

"Kristi Noem claims to be a 'child pastor' - what does that even mean? Can't imagine entrusting her with children, much less a dog. It's baffling how she's a governor.

[@Therealtruthsocial]

A "child Pastor" who met Kim Jong Un. It's called making stuff up as you go along!

[@jillschwab7539]

If she murders puppies imagine what she might do kids she didn't like

[@jpdemer5]

@@jillschwab7539 "He was untrainable, and I had to make a hard decision."

[@ColorMeConfused29]

She refers to children as "little tyrants." What kind of Sunday School was SHE running?

[@notsure1969]

She takes the bad kids out behind the church to "meet their maker".

[@gary5717]

Another great show, Jimmy, greetings from Ireland.👍👍

[@Abefroman-lq3md]

Northern Ireland 🇬🇧

[@gary5717]

@@Abefroman-lq3md never heard of it, the North of Ireland.🇮🇪

[@Sandi-ke9mi]

I grew up on a working dairy farm with 165 bovine family members. We did not ever snuff them out the way Kristi did Cricket. We humanly euthanized animals with a local vet. And we were in business during the 60s, 70s, 80s and early 90s. And we never snuffed a single puppy. We also never declared bankruptcy. Unlike trump. 💙🇺🇸

[@tabularasa7775]

Yeah , the people at the Ohio Dairy farm said that too until the secret cameras went in .

[@nicolaasstempels8207]

Noem doesn't live on a farm, she doesn't know billygoats stink. 😂

[@4dbak]

That's bc ur family is healthy mentally & emotionally and not psychopath killers. stay well

[@Sandi-ke9mi]

@@4dbak Thank you, you too❣️

[@weldabar]

Trump has declared bankruptcy SIX times! He'd be penniless if he ever paid all his debts. He's not a financial genius, but a financial scammer.

[@user-dg5gk2xi1c]

Jimmy, love your show from the UK, did you know that to Trump in the Uk means to “FART” so the name fits perfectly!

[@bigdendepiccolo]

That B comparing Sunday school kids to a murderous dictator?🙄🤦

[@jennifertate4397]

Judge Merchan basically admitted that, yes, there ARE two justice systems. 😡😡😡

[@TreeDancingCloud]

Merchan has been driving Trump crazy by not letting Trump have the jail photo opportunity early, on Trump's terms, when Trump wants it. Trump wants it to happen early, before the paper trail and all evidence and testimony are well understood by the public. Later, it will be much harder to use the orange jumpsuit as a way to pretend to be a victim. Fox is fake screaming there was no crime, but that does not fly for two reasons. One is that Trump's falsification of business records was illegal, along with Trump directing others to do the dirty mechanical parts of falsification. The other reason is that without that false records deception in 2015, it would have been impossible for citizen Trump to be a candidate in 2016. His lies, and the lies of people who planned the lies with him, those lies interfered with the 2016 election. Some people are pretending that the only way Trump could interfere with the 2016 election would have been to let his lies become visible with his tax returns in 2017. No. The crimes, lies, and their impacts happened _before_ that election. Without those crimes and lies, Trump would not be sleeping and farting in a courtroom today...

[@mallninja9805]

There's just one, but it's pay-to-win.

[@brianbullivant1009]

"basically Admitted..." what? When and to Who was this 'admission' made. A source and a verbatim quote would be nice. I have heard rumors of a two tired justice system that favors the the wealthy over regular folks such as myself. Say it ain't so!!!

[@RockChick63174]

No, he didn't.

[@jennifertate4397]

​@@RockChick63174 Yes he did, also according to the Merchan decision that I already knew about b4 watching JK. The judge is treating Trump much much differently than the average alleged criminal, giving him chance after chance, and pointing out that he's a former prez and may be again, so that prison is the absolute last resort. None of that should matter.

[@indigowolf556]

Thanks Jimmy for the laughs we certainly need all we can get😂

[@SimonEnglish-ec2fo]

Must be great being a comedian in the States, you have so much material coming from your politicians on a daily basis. Watching in wonder from far away

[@Atom63-f3y]

K..THATS the best one yet, Jimmy…Count Flatula🤣🤣🤣

[@Tim-Temple]

Kimmel is on a role! I just thank GOD he's on National TV!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤

[@mouthofhorror]

He's on a "Role" alright... he's playing it Perfectly 👌

[@mouthofhorror]

He's also on a Roll call list, on Page 3 , from Flight Logs, that everyone's forgot was released just a few years ago amongst other drops regarding kimmy. Whoever is in charge of real Justice, get in touch, I have the evidence saved on my old phone

[@AyeCarumba221]

Oh Jimmy! You’re so hard on poor Donny VonSchitzenPants 😂

[@Arky49er-e3e]

HAHAHA....That's "DOZER" Von Schitzenpantz !!! 🤣😝

[@tabularasa7775]

so hard for him more like

[@wingman416]

@@tabularasa7775 How could you tell given the size of the mushroom in his tiny little fingers if it's hard or not?

[@enceladusmoon3577]

Another book full of LIES

[@іѕоторє]

Who cares? Nobody's going to buy it, anyway.

[@welding_guy7524]

@@іѕоторє donors will buy up every copy to own the libs

[@jamesmyers8619]

The RNC will buy enough to put her on the best seller list. Well, maybe not after this fallout, but I'm sure that was the plan. Looks good to be a governor with best seller book.

[@bankait_rex1860]

It's not a lie... IF you believe it!!! George Constanza.

[@Honey-Sanchez]

Kristi Noem's second book coming out this fall will be called "The Art of Deflection."

[@StarChasersHere]

Jail- tRUMP'S ODOR MATTER'S, We can't breathe.

[@stephenmakos1649]

Oh man the last bit with the Derby... Priceless..

[@anabellewis5824]

Please vote for democracy, vote blue

[@Michael-te3do]

😂😂😂

[@Emy53]

Count Flatu-La....that was great.

[@urekdumone2]

every time trumpf lets go, his first thought is , he thinks he is melting

[@dslao]

Yes or no questions are the most difficult question to asnwer for Republicans these days. Just check out Tim Scott's answer to whether he will support the election results regardless of who wins.

[@JD_Vasquez]

So children are little tyrants?

[@bryantaylor1572]

Well, yes.

[@JD_Vasquez]

@@bryantaylor1572 Yeah I guess they can be. LOL

[@LesEnser]

Parents beware, if Kirsti suggests a Sunday school trip to the quarry.

[@carbine090909]

Great monologue 😂

[@kookootrix1978]

Thanks for keeping us sane, Jimmy! 🌊💙🌊🇺🇸🗳🗽

[@MKhavik]

Who ARE these politicians? Jesus Christ. Gop is a joke.

[@PeterLawton]

The GOP has degenerated so much in the last several years, and I say that as someone who is mostly conservative. I get the feeling that a party "crash" is coming, but then what?

[@bryantaylor1572]

@@PeterLawton Third party? Dems, Trumpists, and rational conservatives?

[@Pbav8tor]

Christy Noem's book is already on markdown at Dollar Tree. 😂 The Fascist Cosplay Traveling Circus Roadshow.

[@caronstout354]

It's cheaper on Temu!

[@janethoward2155]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@lornadune4481]

Therapeutic 🤣😂😅thanks Jimmy

[@SurgeryIsWoke]

The real trial is in November. Focus up. And let's get it done.

[@PallSall]

U mean trump2024...?

[@milesmcmillansr999]

​o culty

[@dogwink]

Kimmel on Trump's gag order: "It's like trying to get a dog to stop licking itself"

[@tabularasa7775]

Except , only people that have never had dogs would think you should try to stop them from licking themselves when it's a totally natural self grooming process for them. I know you guys don't know much about self grooming or bathing but yeah , totally natural for a dog to lick itself .

[@elirien4264]

​@@tabularasa7775OMG, it was a JOKE, Sheldon!

[@janethoward2155]

😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😮

[@normaarmstrong4543]

Keep going Jimmy ❤

[@davewebster5120]

I understand the judge's reasoning, to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump was given special treatment and is not a victim. But after ten counts I think he's given the defense enough slack. Lock him up.

[@B-Bibbles]

If Donald Trump ever sees the inside of a cell, I will.... Probably not do anything, but I'll be very surprised.

[@annjohnson8437]

Agree! No more threats. Put him in jail.

[@tailwaggindragon]

I think he showed his bias when he said that he didn't want to throw him in jail. He's been giving him special privilege because he was the president and could very well be president again. The judge actually said that. That's not a fair and impartial trial as far as I'm concerned. Anybody else would be heels up in a prison for the actions Trump takes.

[@AdamBlack-h9r]

@@B-Bibbles I'm going to party for two straight weeks if trumpo is convicted. I partied for an entire week when the clown lost the 2020 election.

[@RocLobo358]

When he says he doesn't want to throw him in jail is expressing his reservations and giving him the appearance of special treatment. Trump acting in this way hurts any future appeals since it will be 1000% clear that he was given much too fair of a trial.

[@kimberly8695]

Kimmel and the writers are WINNING!

[@jeanis917]

Jimmy Kimmel you are the funniest man alive in my book. I can not stop watching you.

[@mindfreaktsa7680]

Count Flatula, lol 😂 the guy making the thumbnails needs a raise 😂😂😂😅

[@chrisrj9871]

Well Jimmy said it in the video, but I'll still agree 🙂

[@sharrielee911]

Great job Jimmy 😊

[@russell154]

Keep up the good work jimmy, you’re the greatest

[@morenofranco9235]

Ghhaaad! Noem is a REAL POLITICIAN! Lies straight to your face by NOT answering a direct question.

[@m.entera3196]

Not all politicians lie straight to your face. Most make promises to enact this or that legislation, but in truth only Congress can do that and they're notorious for refusing to cooperate with the resident of the Oval Office if they don't want to. The President can only sign or veto bills enacted in Congress. However, SOME politicians are as dishonest and dangerous as this one, and the ones that are seem to be drawn to the GOP these days.

[@jellybean9692]

Mark Twain quote No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot!

[@Zoe-c9z]

Never argue with a fool or you will just be a fool PROVERBS

[@huguetteleblanc3678]

That is sadly true with the maga followers. The way they twist the facts and the truth is baffling.

[@MarkDavid-gi9vw]

“What can you do, against the lunatic , who gives your arguments a fair hearing and then simply persists in his lunacy?” ― George Orwell, 1984

[@Tadicuslegion78]

If that judge doesn't throw him in jail, trump will only get bolder

[@gary-rr7jp]

But if they do it will only increase his martyrdom. His base will pitch a fit.

[@bastipear2864]

Trump wants to be jailed

[@paulc14]

​@@gary-rr7jpSo where does it end? The orange one just continues to do damage with no accountability?

[@Blitx182]

Omg the jail outfit will match his face

[@calisto2735]

@@gary-rr7jp Irrelevant. "His base" will votefor him, martyr or not 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@2headedcow5252]

She’s trying to grift her book

[@jogpoel5391]

How could that Person ever became Gouverneur of a Federal State ?!? 😮‍💨 What were the People thinking at the Election?

[@danallmon-bz5nv]

Love you jimmy thanks for helping all of us through these times

[@tylerhackner9731]

Jail this man already!

[@tabularasa7775]

A broken record personified although i'm probably stretching a bit considering you a person lol

[@Ferst60]

@@tabularasa7775funny the broken record of lock her up when it was Hilary was perfectly fine with you even though she was innocent unlike your orange master lol

[@Ferst60]

@@tabularasa7775funny when it was the broken record of lock her up with Hilary was fine with you? Except she was innocent unlike your orange master lol

[@virginiathornton]

Who, Jimmy? jk 😜

[@TayWoode]

“And throw away the key”? Isn’t that the usual chant after? It’s getting a bit stagnant seeing the same old thing

[@geraldmiller5260]

When will Trump go to jail? Ten contempt's of court and still just another warning.

[@stephenkennedy8305]

Really, I saw a judge give a woman 24 hours for contempt when she wouldn't stop crying. Jail is most Judges first move.

[@gary-rr7jp]

Being careful not to mistrial?

[@paulc14]

Exactly. It's total BS. Typical citizens would have been locked up long ago. Enough is enough already.

[@caronstout354]

X45 just earned a free sandwich from Subway...

[@paulc14]

Exactly

[@raymondkymsuttle]

Jimmy missed the fact that she retracted a statement from her book called NO GOING BACK

[@chasityleman7932]

You literally made my day every single day!!

[@Lohengrin88]

Oh she's a perfect match for the orange troll, they're both liars.

[@Missunderstood103]

'having no clue about my experience staring down little tyrants. I was a children's pastor, after all.' - 🙄okay, somebody's got to look into that.

[@StewNWT]

How does she even go from bringing up KJU and one sentence later ‘I bet he underestimated my experience’ Like lady, he only just didn’t meet you a second ago. Sounds pretty presumptive to me even if it weren’t a lie.

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Only a psychopath can brag about killing a puppy what a disgrace

[@gary-rr7jp]

Well that explains that!😂

[@slevenkelevra3813]

During psychological evaluations they ask if you harm animals so this may be a symptom of something.

[@richardmaris3671]

We get what we give

[@qew7132]

It’s like seth meyers says the horse were trying to unionize with the other animals to take the tyrant down

[@chenzen1578]

same comment twice?

[@robertgandler3177]

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

[@Broncoburger]

At least her book will be approved for the school libraries in Florida and Texas.

[@rewing4880]

Everyone was right. She is nuts.

[@stefanschwarzmann9579]

Why are people like Noem, Trump, and Greene even remotely considered for public office? And I don‘t mean by the system, I mean by the votership…

[@urekdumone2]

if you find out, let us know

[@sarajohnson6550]

Insanity!

[@filonin2]

These people are more successful versions of the people voting for them. They represent their constituents perfectly.

[@joemillz10]

Really? When trump announced his campaign he said horrific things about Mexicans and he's had a vise grip on the Republican party ever since. They believe he hates the same people they hate. It's really as simple as that.

[@davidmartin4683]

Murica

[@ValerieJean-fo6lc]

Margaret Brennan goes for the jugular....and gravel pitts Great 👍 job, Margaret.

[@michaelparker2016]

Thanks Jimmy!! Love your show!!!

[@hogansgoat15]

Wait until we read the chapter in Kristi's book where she acknowledges getting the idea of dragging her puppy to the gravel pit from donnie's auto-biography where he talks about dragging his VP to the noose...

[@HylianFox3]

"I'm used to staring down little tyrants, I was a children's pastor after all" The more I hear from this woman, the more I despise her. WTF who talks like that?

[@gary-rr7jp]

Pretty creepy, if even in jest, coming from someone in a place of power.

[@car2029]

@@gary-rr7jpFirst thing I thought this woman is creepy as heck. Her & Trump big liars so tired of these Republicans.

[@rachelstanger6079]

Child abusers. HUGE red flag is talking negatively about children

[@scipioafricanus5871]

Maybe the "little tyrants" had inconvenient questions about Christianity?

[@Kajehart]

"Odor in the court, Count Flatula!" LOL.

[@lyndaweister9984]

@Kajehart~EXACTLY 🎯EXCELLENT!HYSTERICAL 🤣🤣

[@visariosorino8034]

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊❤️👋

[@qew7132]

The last part should literally be an advertisment

[@DeborahLandau-gp2fo]

Lol. He has the best writers. Genius descriptions of all of his lackeys

[@bovinityleak2066]

Why does someone have to have a detail in their book brought to their attention? Did she not write the damn thing? She should know what is in it.

[@chrisrj9871]

We know she lied about meeting Kim Jong Un.

[@clarencegreen3071]

The book was probably ghost written, meaning that she hired someone else to write it for her. So, no, she did not write the book.

[@filonin2]

@@clarencegreen3071 She did read it aloud in full for the audio book though. Did she not hear what she was reading aloud???

[@anitadees4223]

@@clarencegreen3071 Right. but you know she must have insisted on having the puppy story in the book. She thought it made her look "tough." It's amazing how many Trump cultists this sadistic cruelty and disregard for himan live make a person "tough." The opposite is true. Tough people endure danger and hardship to help others.

[@bovinityleak2066]

@@filonin2 exactly !

[@MyHouseOnTheMoon]

So the judge fines him $9k and promises to jail him the next time... then fines him $1k the next time? That's 10 chances to shut the eff up, but he still gets more chances???

[@PeterLawton]

Merchan did not promise to jail Trump the next time. He only said jail is a possibility. When fining for the 10th time, Merchan said, in effect, jail is a *probability*. I sure hope it's a certainty.

[@mauriciogeovani2705]

Trump repeatedly defying a judges order should be precedent for everyone else to receive the same leniency. We either ALL receive the same leniency from the government or they finally admit to us not all CITIZENS are equal under the law

[@seanheiduk2712]

Love you Kimmel!

[@howardlashbrook8500]

Enough with the threats, put him in jail. He's not special or above the law. Obey the law anyone else would be in jail already . What is this judge afraid of?

[@MartinLittrell]

His supporters who have already said they would riot if tRUMP goes to jail

[@Pibealges]

MAGA supporters coming after his family

[@OneAdam12Adam]

Agreed

[@jamesdillon5862]

Because the judge knows he's a bigger the piece of s***. By allowing prosecution witnesses to say whatever they want about the case in public with no restraint put gagging the president I'm making any statements pretty much throws the trial against Trump.

[@deedeew4040]

OMG, this woman is freakin NUTS!! Another George Santos.

[@Pibealges]

At least Santos didn't brag about killing a puppy

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show jimmy kimmel

[@elbruces]

If Trump keeps this up, they might consider giving him an even STERNER warning!

[@stuartaminion511]

ohhhh not the sterner warning, that will shut him up.

[@byronwade6522]

😂😂😂

[@michaelcatalanottohandyman]

If I ever came to Hollywood I would try so hard to visit your show!

[@carolross1517]

Noem is nuts.

[@PaperbackWizard]

She really is just like Trump. "I've met with many, many world leaders, and I'm not gonna tell you who, but I've met with many of them, and they were the best world leaders, and they all had great things to say about me, and I won't tell you what they said, but they all agreed I was the best leader they'd ever met, and one of them even said he was sorry that he'd underestimated me, I won't tell you which one, but he said he'd underestimated me and that he shouldn't have done that and that he was sorry about that. But I've met with many, many world leaders."

[@jillschwab7539]

Sounds like something Von SIP would say in one of his word salads

[@Alex-zi1nb]

I'd pity the ghostwriter but they deserve no pity writing for clowns like that

[@barbaramonaco105]

​@@jillschwab7539Von SIP!😂

[@stephenbingham5935]

Thanks for writing that to save all of us the effort. She also sees no irony in ''dealing with little tyrants'' and applying for a job with one.

[@violarichards6977]

😂😂😂😂... Brilliant

[@Shea3224]

Quit with the threats, I’ve had enough of seeing that criminal free!! Lock his orange Corrupt self up NOW for good!! 😡😡

[@Miner6770]

@@stephanielewis5595😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[@angelalynch6720]

😂😂😂😂 Exactly 💯

[@deezer-vj1ei]

For what? Lol, I know you won't say but I thought I would try.

[@Ford_prefect_42]

​@@deezer-vj1eiFor violating the gag order. Are you following anything that's happening?

[@wingman416]

@@deezer-vj1ei He has been violating the gag order for the entire trial. His Atty's are gagging from the stench of his flatulence moving through 30 pounds of impacted waste. That's even enough to gag a magat, and that's saying something!