Trump’s Big Mouth Could Land Him in Jail & Puppy Killer Kristi Noem Lies About Meeting Kim Jong Un

Guillermo was at the roast of Tom Brady, in NY the Judge in the hush money trial found Trump to be in contempt for violating the terms of his gag order again, he is threatening to throw Trump in jail if he doesn’t stop talking about the case, Trump’s alleged former mistress Karen McDougal posted a picture of the book “Catch and Kill” from the bathtub, potential Trump VP and puppy killer Kristi Noem has a book coming out tomorrow where she lies about meeting Kim Jong Un.
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[@RobertStricklandinKorea]

Kristi Noem is trying to outdo South Carolina, Florida, and Mississippi in the dumbing down category.

[@car2029]

She’s creepy

[@kellyparkinson8594]

And Sarah Palin 😂

[@lindaswanson9328]

And she's winning by a mile.

[@fredrit323]

And Alabama, don't forget...

[@steverogers2603]

Iowa demands to be included in this list.

[@우사민-r3c]

Found in contempt of court ten times...any other citizen would already be in jail...

[@miapdx503]

Yes, this judge has proven to be as completely ineffective. Useless. Weak. And probably owned by trump.

[@jewelrymaker1607]

unless they are an illegal who commited a violent crime!

[@pvaldez704]

@@jewelrymaker1607yup the courts wouldn’t even let them be in contempt. Straight to jail for them. No contempt no nothing

[@dennyedquistjr1979]

His rights were violated, the fk did you expect?

[@meganbarber3599]

​@@dennyedquistjr1979No they weren't. At all.

[@davewebster5120]

I understand the judge's reasoning, to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump was given special treatment and is not a victim. But after ten counts I think he's given the defense enough slack. Lock him up.

[@B-Bibbles]

If Donald Trump ever sees the inside of a cell, I will.... Probably not do anything, but I'll be very surprised.

[@annjohnson8437]

Agree! No more threats. Put him in jail.

[@tailwaggindragon]

I think he showed his bias when he said that he didn't want to throw him in jail. He's been giving him special privilege because he was the president and could very well be president again. The judge actually said that. That's not a fair and impartial trial as far as I'm concerned. Anybody else would be heels up in a prison for the actions Trump takes.

[@AdamBlack-h9r]

@@B-Bibbles I'm going to party for two straight weeks if trumpo is convicted. I partied for an entire week when the clown lost the 2020 election.

[@RocLobo358]

When he says he doesn't want to throw him in jail is expressing his reservations and giving him the appearance of special treatment. Trump acting in this way hurts any future appeals since it will be 1000% clear that he was given much too fair of a trial.

[@lawrencef4356]

I love ya Jimmy ..just wanna give a big hug for being you ..thank you for making sense of this crazy America at the moment!!🤣🤣🫡🫡

[@franciscovarela7127]

Norm is a perfect sidekick for trump. Bullshit and cruelty go hand in hand.

[@copycat21c]

Yeah, but I don't think he likes any competition.

[@jennifertate4397]

Judge Merchan basically admitted that, yes, there ARE two justice systems. 😡😡😡

[@TreeDancingCloud]

Merchan has been driving Trump crazy by not letting Trump have the jail photo opportunity early, on Trump's terms, when Trump wants it. Trump wants it to happen early, before the paper trail and all evidence and testimony are well understood by the public. Later, it will be much harder to use the orange jumpsuit as a way to pretend to be a victim. Fox is fake screaming there was no crime, but that does not fly for two reasons. One is that Trump's falsification of business records was illegal, along with Trump directing others to do the dirty mechanical parts of falsification. The other reason is that without that false records deception in 2015, it would have been impossible for citizen Trump to be a candidate in 2016. His lies, and the lies of people who planned the lies with him, those lies interfered with the 2016 election. Some people are pretending that the only way Trump could interfere with the 2016 election would have been to let his lies become visible with his tax returns in 2017. No. The crimes, lies, and their impacts happened _before_ that election. Without those crimes and lies, Trump would not be sleeping and farting in a courtroom today...

[@mallninja9805]

There's just one, but it's pay-to-win.

[@brianbullivant1009]

"basically Admitted..." what? When and to Who was this 'admission' made. A source and a verbatim quote would be nice. I have heard rumors of a two tired justice system that favors the the wealthy over regular folks such as myself. Say it ain't so!!!

[@RockChick63174]

No, he didn't.

[@jennifertate4397]

​@@RockChick63174 Yes he did, also according to the Merchan decision that I already knew about b4 watching JK. The judge is treating Trump much much differently than the average alleged criminal, giving him chance after chance, and pointing out that he's a former prez and may be again, so that prison is the absolute last resort. None of that should matter.

[@DustyJones1997BGCL]

"Kristi Noem claims to be a 'child pastor' - what does that even mean? Can't imagine entrusting her with children, much less a dog. It's baffling how she's a governor.

[@Therealtruthsocial]

A "child Pastor" who met Kim Jong Un. It's called making stuff up as you go along!

[@jillschwab7539]

If she murders puppies imagine what she might do kids she didn't like

[@jpdemer5]

@@jillschwab7539 "He was untrainable, and I had to make a hard decision."

[@ColorMeConfused29]

She refers to children as "little tyrants." What kind of Sunday School was SHE running?

[@notsure1969]

She takes the bad kids out behind the church to "meet their maker".

[@Serai3]

Jimmy's insults just get better and better. 😂😂😂

[@dbyd777]

Mr Kimmel, your writers are WORLD CLASS.

[@shanepasha6501]

Good delivery by Kimmel, no doubt.

[@nellomaxim]

How about if you get put in jail you loose the secret service protection

[@meganbarber3599]

Lose

[@janethoward2155]

👍🏼

[@Pbav8tor]

Christy Noem's book is already on markdown at Dollar Tree. 😂 The Fascist Cosplay Traveling Circus Roadshow.

[@caronstout354]

It's cheaper on Temu!

[@janethoward2155]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@JD_Vasquez]

So children are little tyrants?

[@bryantaylor1572]

Well, yes.

[@JD_Vasquez]

@@bryantaylor1572 Yeah I guess they can be. LOL

[@AyeCarumba221]

Oh Jimmy! You’re so hard on poor Donny VonSchitzenPants 😂

[@JohnParker-e3e]

HAHAHA....That's "DOZER" Von Schitzenpantz !!! 🤣😝

[@tabularasa7775]

so hard for him more like

[@wingman416]

@@tabularasa7775 How could you tell given the size of the mushroom in his tiny little fingers if it's hard or not?

[@anabellewis5824]

Please vote for democracy, vote blue

[@Michael-te3do]

😂😂😂

[@LesEnser]

Parents beware, if Kirsti suggests a Sunday school trip to the quarry.

[@Missunderstood103]

'having no clue about my experience staring down little tyrants. I was a children's pastor, after all.' - 🙄okay, somebody's got to look into that.

[@StewNWT]

How does she even go from bringing up KJU and one sentence later ‘I bet he underestimated my experience’ Like lady, he only just didn’t meet you a second ago. Sounds pretty presumptive to me even if it weren’t a lie.

[@indigowolf556]

Thanks Jimmy for the laughs we certainly need all we can get😂

[@SimonEnglish-ec2fo]

Must be great being a comedian in the States, you have so much material coming from your politicians on a daily basis. Watching in wonder from far away

[@Atom63-f3y]

K..THATS the best one yet, Jimmy…Count Flatula🤣🤣🤣

[@lornadune4481]

Therapeutic 🤣😂😅thanks Jimmy

[@stefanschwarzmann9579]

Why are people like Noem, Trump, and Greene even remotely considered for public office? And I don‘t mean by the system, I mean by the votership…

[@urekdumone2]

if you find out, let us know

[@sarajohnson6550]

Insanity!

[@filonin2]

These people are more successful versions of the people voting for them. They represent their constituents perfectly.

[@joemillz10]

Really? When trump announced his campaign he said horrific things about Mexicans and he's had a vise grip on the Republican party ever since. They believe he hates the same people they hate. It's really as simple as that.

[@davidmartin4683]

Murica

[@elahm76]

you are truly the BEST! Thanks for all the laughters you've given me!!!

[@Mark-gg6iy]

She was asked a direct question and refused to answer it truthfully. Need you know more?

[@brianclark9110]

promote her to press secretary

[@richardhowlett4097]

She must have attended Trump uni to give such a straight answer.

[@dmaextraordinaire8205]

Well, we know who she’s been taking lessons from! lol

[@artbargra]

Just like the other VP candidate, evading answering to whether he would accept any election result, like Neo dodging bullets. It's unbelievable how they behave, and how many people trust them. I would not trust any current Republican with a lemonade stand.

[@sangeet9100]

"...I'm not going to talk about specific leaders..." - yeah, you did, at least about NK leader

[@irvyne6111]

OMG Jimmy, I just spit out my dinner from laughing too hard! 😂😂😂

[@PaperbackWizard]

She really is just like Trump. "I've met with many, many world leaders, and I'm not gonna tell you who, but I've met with many of them, and they were the best world leaders, and they all had great things to say about me, and I won't tell you what they said, but they all agreed I was the best leader they'd ever met, and one of them even said he was sorry that he'd underestimated me, I won't tell you which one, but he said he'd underestimated me and that he shouldn't have done that and that he was sorry about that. But I've met with many, many world leaders."

[@jillschwab7539]

Sounds like something Von SIP would say in one of his word salads

[@Alex-zi1nb]

I'd pity the ghostwriter but they deserve no pity writing for clowns like that

[@barbaramonaco105]

​@@jillschwab7539Von SIP!😂

[@stephenbingham5935]

Thanks for writing that to save all of us the effort. She also sees no irony in ''dealing with little tyrants'' and applying for a job with one.

[@violarichards6977]

😂😂😂😂... Brilliant

[@MyHouseOnTheMoon]

So the judge fines him $9k and promises to jail him the next time... then fines him $1k the next time? That's 10 chances to shut the eff up, but he still gets more chances???

[@PeterLawton]

Merchan did not promise to jail Trump the next time. He only said jail is a possibility. When fining for the 10th time, Merchan said, in effect, jail is a *probability*. I sure hope it's a certainty.

[@Lohengrin88]

Oh she's a perfect match for the orange troll, they're both liars.

[@H.L.-fj6zd]

Bob Barker passed away in August 2023. The majority of his estate (about $70-million) was donated to 40 different animal and military charities, which was no surprise, given his life as a vegetarian and an outspoken animal rights advocate.

[@61Wolves-yt4yk]

I have to watch this guy in the mornings online to brighten my day ...thanks J.K.

[@jellybean9692]

Mark Twain quote No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot!

[@Zoe-c9z]

Never argue with a fool or you will just be a fool PROVERBS

[@huguetteleblanc3678]

That is sadly true with the maga followers. The way they twist the facts and the truth is baffling.

[@MarkDavid-gi9vw]

“What can you do, against the lunatic , who gives your arguments a fair hearing and then simply persists in his lunacy?” ― George Orwell, 1984

[@2headedcow5252]

She’s trying to grift her book

[@kookootrix1978]

Thanks for keeping us sane, Jimmy! 🌊💙🌊🇺🇸🗳🗽

[@Bingopete71]

Isn't killing animals as a child a sign of possible serial killer traits or something like that?

[@OneAdam12Adam]

Yes... Indeed it is!

[@tailwaggindragon]

@5:09 watch her smirk a little when the interviewer says "...after you shot the dog..." a smile flashes on her face.

[@deedeew4040]

OMG, this woman is freakin NUTS!! Another George Santos.

[@Pibealges]

At least Santos didn't brag about killing a puppy

[@iansampson3273]

They are auditioning to be Trumps no 2. Think about that sentence for a second.

[@stuartaminion511]

i thought the same

[@BarkerT]

Sounds about right.

[@jillschwab7539]

Potty time

[@qew7132]

Not trumps #. 2 americas #2

[@kimberly8695]

Kimmel and the writers are WINNING!

[@mindfreaktsa7680]

Count Flatula, lol 😂 the guy making the thumbnails needs a raise 😂😂😂😅

[@chrisrj9871]

Well Jimmy said it in the video, but I'll still agree 🙂

[@jeffmansfield914]

He’s absolutely allowed to talk about the case. He’s just barred from saying horrible things about the participants and jury, which is what he can’t seem to manage.

[@mouthofhorror]

Wow... no.. he is literally Barred from "Talking about the case" regardless good or bad... Why Lie and make the side look more Cultish than already is??

[@xy6845]

Perfectly delivered monologue. Good to have Jimmy and all the late night hosts cover all of this hilarious insanity 😸

[@Kajehart]

"Odor in the court, Count Flatula!" LOL.

[@lyndaweister9984]

@Kajehart~EXACTLY 🎯EXCELLENT!HYSTERICAL 🤣🤣

[@GTARC-2023]

He was a huge man, big man, came to me, tears in his eyes and said, Ben Dover...Hi Ben, I'm Donald.

[@ursulamarijancevic1457]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@juliewilliamson1666]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ronthibideau5779]

Thanks for exposing the ridiculousness of it all!!!

[@johnsterling6659]

Being in a jail cell with Trump would be cruel and unusual punishment.

[@MrBobert75]

Hey, PETA, here's a chance to use that red paint...at her autograph signings.... 🤷

[@tommyt1971]

“I’ve met with many world leaders but I’m not going to talk about specific meetings.” Yeah, except in the book, where you LIED about it.

[@erlking5868]

Must be really difficult to say the word NO for those politicians 🤔 😅

[@visariosorino8034]

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊❤️👋

[@conradhauser17]

South Dakota is a great place to hide your money if you're a rich man

[@mickeywood3012]

Is the book being sold as fiction or non-fiction?

[@normaarmstrong4543]

Keep going Jimmy ❤

[@michaelcatalanottohandyman]

If I ever came to Hollywood I would try so hard to visit your show!

[@dianetodd6688]

Has anyone thought that Trump wants the judge to put him jail because he feels that would gear up his base!! Put his A$$ in Jail anyway!!

[@jellybean9692]

Certainly he does want the judge to put him in jail. More whining, and oh how I have been wronged to his cult. Martyrdom in progress.

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show jimmy kimmel

[@ernebruce5277]

Noem is disturbed. She doesn't have an ounce of remorse for her obvious malicious behavior.

[@chuyocaca4153]

I Think Jimmy Kimmel Knows that of all the Nighttime show Hosts he is the One that makes Trump Grind his false teeth at night!🤣

[@markhatfield8809]

Well, Noem doesn`t have to be put down, as much as she needs to be sedated, for an undetermined period. . .

[@miapdx503]

Ten violations! Anyone else would have been jailed after the second or third violation. This judge is like the mother of an out of control toddler...he's destroying the china shop and after everything he breaks, she says "if you do that again you're gonna be in trouble!" And he keeps breaking things because he knows...and everyone knows...she isn't going to do *anything!*

[@jessetorres8738]

As a Democrat from Central Texas, I find it scary to think it's possible that Trump may pick my Governor Greg Abbott to be his V.P. pick as the list of potential running mates decreases.

[@droppindeuces6981]

Abbott is not in Trump's wheelhouse (bu-bum-bump). Abbott doesn't have a leg to stand on... 🦗🦗🦗 (I'll show myself out)

[@dp1563]

Sorry. Patterson. Also a Democrat from Central Texas.

[@blerdofpeace5329]

@@droppindeuces6981🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alexandradaniele]

Trump would never pick a guy in a wheelchair. He doesn't want to be seen with disabled veterans.

[@barbaramonaco105]

No way trump would choose Abbott. He does not want to be around disabled people. Remember when he told staff he didn't want wounded veterans in military parades? He said it wasn't a good look.

[@carolross1517]

Noem is nuts.

[@747492WW]

If she was cognizant, she would like to withdraw all of her appearances,

[@filonin2]

She's not a very good psychopath and had not noted that dogs were considered by normal people to be important. Same reason she always has crazy eyes. She's bad at covering the fact that she is not like most people.

[@DeborahLandau-gp2fo]

Lol. He has the best writers. Genius descriptions of all of his lackeys

[@Johnny-dz6vl]

Every day i wait for Jimmy Kimmel best you tube of the day ❤❤❤❤

[@justme7255]

Well, Noem's book is aptly titled...there is no going back to politics after that...

[@brihmendiola4347]

Marjoree Taylor Greene, George Santos, and now Kristi Noem. WTF???😮😮😮

[@gary-rr7jp]

And Bobo, and Cruz, and Gaetz.🙄🙄🙄

[@johnnystewart83]

I would NEVER vote for donald trump..EVER!!!!

[@markedly1013]

What if he stops farting?

[@dommartelli5529]

so you vote for the man who got us into 2 proxy wars? good job john

[@jewelrymaker1607]

who cares???

[@jongalleog3486]

👍🏻

[@newname9064]

I would never vote for Biden either

[@Columbiastargazer]

If Melania doesn’t stand with Trump why should America?

[@Jside68]

I can think of one or two reasons...

[@Al-oe8ib]

She doesn’t lie down with him either

[@phampton16]

Totally agree 💯🇺🇸💙

[@kahanasam]

Didn’t I see the identical comment on Colbert tonight?

[@rickloren4766]

I don't think his kids have even shown up!!

[@CD_Character]

That cavity search might yield some more of those classified documents.

[@user-eh4jv6xw4l]

People really hate it when they are caught in a lie. Oh, well.

[@wordygirlandco]

❤JK is really the only late night talk show that keeps it old school and keeps heat on the ridiculous public figures.

[@deborahcusick9808]

It's a "yes" or "no" question. Wish I lived in SD so I could vote against her.

[@chasityleman7932]

You literally made my day every single day!!

[@Omid01]

I think jimmy kimmel should debate Trump Would be the night of the century

[@jacquesrock7102]

This is awesome. Jimmy is at his best. So hilarious. Roasting Trump and aspiring VP.

[@user-dg5gk2xi1c]

Jimmy, love your show from the UK, did you know that to Trump in the Uk means to “FART” so the name fits perfectly!

[@RuthBhmand]

I imagine her spouting all sorts of nonsense to her ghost writer. For 6 hours! Then ignoring the project while this poor person is writing x amount of pages. Writer asks for review and corrections, she ignores that and goes “have you finished? Then print it, make me money!!” Ghost writer thinks WTF and just drops the project to get their measly fee.

[@hamb7260]

Can ANY of Republican politicians tell the truth? She is not back tracking at all that she met with Un, LMAO

[@patrisshajones4121]

Google said that The Republican Politicians is the party of liars.

[@davidlundquist1979]

The last Republican that had even a tiny shred of integrity was John McCain. Trump hated him for that, but even more for the fact that he didn't care what Trump thought about him.

[@vijo2616]

Did she not read the book before signing off on it ??!

[@sawahtb]

The title "No Going Back" is ironic because she had to go back and fix stuff.

[@heatherarce3744]

It’s sad that a former president makes it too easy to make fun of. It’s an embarrassment to this country and even more embarrassing to our education system.

[@diedampfbrasse98]

"incarcaration is the last thing I want to do" ... ah yes, the shameless double standards of the US justice system

[@chester92893]

Tonight’s jokes were top tier I love this show ❤

[@patriciawright8786]

LOL! "Maybe the ghostwriter is the ghost of her goat?"

[@Flies2FLL]

Outstanding!

[@MsIndigoNY2]

Count Flatula 🤦🏾😂😂😂😂 Keep the Kimmel's Humiliation of trump tour rollin'.... I love it 👊🏾

[@chuck6469]

Self inflicted wounds always heal slowly.

[@pauljohnston9446]

The judge makes a gag order ... trump lets one rip ... and the whole court room gags ...

[@LauranHoward-cv2qe]

Brutal, I loved it!

[@tommyg5095]

When Don Von Schitzinpantz goes to prison, You won't have him around to mock any more.

[@BarkerT]

Oh, I don’t know, I’m sure Prison Social will be a big hit. Bigger that Trump steaks!

[@alphanerd7221]

He could get stabbed in prison. That bought Derek Chauvin a couple of extra weeks of mockery.

[@bmohin]

there’s always mtg and boebert

[@hiram7474]

A Narcissist

[@TheMisterGuy]

"I'm not going to talk about my specific meetings with world leaders" but also "here's my book where I talk about specific meetings with world leaders...that didn't happen."

[@candymcmurdo01]

Children's pastor?? Wth??

[@gary-rr7jp]

Scare me!

[@michaellippmann4474]

OMG...Kimmel you are a BEAST!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Great job and the sad part apart it is that it is all so well visited upon Trump, Noem, et al... Cheer's Mike 🇨🇦

[@patriciabeck7293]

Please don't buy her book. Noem doesn't deserve to make any money from the book.

[@RockChick63174]

It will more than likely be pulled by the publisher.

[@ParahSalin]

That running mate joke is epic😂. Jimmy is on fire 🔥

[@albertchehade9916]

Count Flatula is a Bob and Tom comedy skit

[@mjw12345]

ABC needs to escalate security for Jimmy - each night gets even better!

[@calacurrather9994]

The quip about Vivek.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@emsleywyatt3400]

"Bar-a-Lago"! LOL.

[@janethoward2155]

😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏼

[@timolson9224]

Another gem from the GOP!! How does this party find these clowns?