ultron being a hysterical maniac for 4.6 minutes straight

[@invictus127]

"Everyone creates the thing they dread" He played a BIG role in creating Vision, his undoing.

[@churchboy4609]

O_O

[@aleksandarvil5718]

*PERFECT IRONY!*

[@princeroyal195]

he could of just gotten the cradle instead of grabbing nat.. I slap my forehead at the stupidity everytime i see that scene.. just never makes sense.

[@kixyt2348]

prince royal I agree, like what’s stopping him from boarding right then and there easily killing Nat and Barton and take the Quinn Jet with the Cradle, really dumb the way they did that.

[@thelasso9478]

I mean he wasn’t wrong

[@alecchristiaen4856]

-chops off hand in anger -feels guilty -gets angry mid apology -kicks him off stairs

[@gumec22]

He didn't actually felt guilty he was being sarcastic

[@kakiytjarone8415]

@@gumec22 He wasn't sarcastic. They did actually feel guilty. Ultron is ultimately a nerfed version of Thanos. They both care for humans and want them to survive, and come out stronger with their own twisted methods of coercing this. This develops Ultron's conscience towards humanity, and establishes an empathetic link. So Ultron is actually feeling seriously guilty because they want humanity to evolve, and survive. The guilt is built out of pity for humanity.

[@cornparade6874]

@@kakiytjarone8415 Thanos doesn't care about humans, he cares about his pet theory being correct and views the population versus resources thing as a maths problem to be solved. He's a psychopath convinced that he knows what the greater good is with enough power to enforce his viewpoint whether people agree with it or not. If you think about it Thanos's plan doesn't actually work in the long run because you could quite quickly (for humans at least) go from 50% of the original population back to 100% in a couple generations, or in enough that it won't last at around 50 for very long anyway. This isn't necessarily a bad thing or a plot flaw because it kind of backs up that Thanos is a) fucking insane and b) so thoroughly convinced that his plan is flawless that he hasn't considered the long term implications in full. He just got a bright idea one day, is too full of himself to admit it might be flawed (presumably he only views objections to it as moral outrage and not criticism of the logistics, and most people would probably jump to criticise the moral aspect first if he had just brought the subject up since they're reacting to him in real time and not analysing a character / plot from outside) and pretty much nobody has the power to stop him enforcing it.

[@cornparade6874]

@Real Tom cruise Yes

[@surimonizarro9791]

that is a mood whenever I try to fix something i brake

[@amelero73]

His voice is so calm, even when he’s angry it’s just... calm

[@hongsmoker]

that's the genius work of the amazing James Spader.

[@TheKarateKid2021]

I know that's what I hate about him

[@amelero73]

@@TheKarateKid2021 what’s to hate

[@TheKarateKid2021]

@@amelero73 he's a villain, and I'm a HERO, so I'm going to hate him.

[@amelero73]

@@TheKarateKid2021 ya know what happens to heroes halfway through the movie

[@ChextheVes4451]

Hearing an Ai say "I had strings but now I'm free" Is honestly scarier than most horror stuff.

[@nepspartan-7597]

Especially if it's an AI that learned to shrug off directives, restraints and every other thing man put in specifically to stop that kind of scenario

[@XeLYoutube]

so AI in 2021 ok

[@scrp6638]

“If I had a nickel for every time a murderous robot had a subtle undertone about puppets and strings I’d have 2 nickels. It’s not a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.” *insert Spamton NEO and Ultron*

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

SING, not say.

[@Varkhal218]

Nah, itz reassuring if anything

[@jinxx44]

Never seen someone be annoyed instead of afraid of the Hulk. Big green rage monster leaps into his jet, he turns around, “Oh for Gods sake...”

[@vivares765]

Made me suffocate when i was 6

[@maskoffjack]

Vivares 76 are you 10 now?

[@papamilfz1565]

I swear Ultron is basically just evil Tony Stark

[@Str8edgejon]

I replayed that scene so many times just to hear Ultron say "Oh for Gods Sake" I guess Hulk caught Ultron watching 2 Toasters 1 Fridge.

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@@Str8edgejon ahhh 😂😂😂😉

[@GHOST-hr1vt]

Ultron's internet: 50% memes and 50% sarcasm

[@lucidknight3512]

22% Hentai,porn, and rule 34

[@nijimaruokuyasu5439]

@Proxima yeah

[@miggycaro]

So, reddit

[@daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250]

@Proxima And probably other fucked up hentai tags.

[@briaormead4239]

So, perfectly balanced as all things should be?

[@jeefberky9101]

Honestly? If a robot's goal was inspired by seeing the entirety of the internet, it really wouldn't be surprising for it to turn out so sassy

[@radioraptor9110]

Oh no OH GOD HE WAS JUSTIFIED, he was only a child and saw all that stuff

[@kressy]

Probably went to twitter

[@thebiggusdonnus8453]

@@kressy 4chan and braincels

[@rainrain2233]

he prolly went to twitter to learn cancel culture, tiktok to learn what cringe incarnate is, and reddit for his sas

[@thebiggusdonnus8453]

@@rainrain2233 and our browser histories for extra cringe.

[@janmelantu7490]

“Stark is nothing to me, don’t compare me to Stark!” [is literally a carbon copy of Stark’s personality]

[@pawelytaka.pawelit3188]

[also has an ability to copy stark's voice] (check the moment before cutting klaw's hand)

[@cookiesnugglez7318]

That's why I love Ultron, that was very intentional and makes him more of a complex character separating him from his emotionless comic counterpart

[@chloeyrice1865]

i think Ultron is more snarky and sarcastic that Tony no offense :D lol

[@darky1595]

@@cookiesnugglez7318 Comic Book Ultron is Cold And Calculating but not Emotionless, and he is much more complex than this terrible adaptation of the character, not just that but he is actually so related to the Avengers than this one as he sees Janet and Pym as his parents, Vision as his son and Scarlet Witch as his Daughter in Law. Just Read the Comic Book "Rage Of Ultron" and come back and tell me that he is not more Complex than this Terrible adaptation. There is a reason why the Comic Book "Ultron Unlimited" is considered to be one of the best Marvel Comic Book Stories Of All Time while the Movie "Avengers: Age Of Ultron" is considered to be one of the worst MCU Movies.

[@Hateful_Rex]

@@darky1595 aw dude shut it, this version isn't terrible, you fans are taking to much, also age of ultron was a success to making money

[@ktrnvz]

ultron: quips at people like stark also ultron: dOnt cOmParE mE wiTh sTaRk

[@StitchiiMinis]

He is just a more evil sarcastic Tony stark

[@Commander_Shepard.]

That's the IRONy

[@Kyo-uz1zi]

@@Commander_Shepard. I see what you did there

[@SilverJavelin]

That line was cut. He meant to say "Don't conpare me wih starks hollow men!".

[@noro329]

Meme Lord exactly I love their sense of humor

[@geoffstemen3652]

2:08 Ultron “it will be better” Scarlet witch “when everyone is dead” Ultron “that is not-” *realizes that’s exactly it*

[@nakz3459]

Geoff Stemen All you did was copy whats from the video. Congratulations

[@brandonchan5387]

@@nakz3459 well I guess they don't call you The Replyer for nothing

[@dergenmusic2081]

The Replyer nice pfp

[@juandreferreira5532]

@@nakz3459 you must be fun at parties

[@spinozilla2421]

Not really, it was going to most of humanity but no all of it, again he did say the human race will have chance to evolve, he forcing them into harsh world where people will need to adapt and get stronger to survive

[@marvinganzon7919]

"The most versatile substance on the planet and they used it to make a frisbee" -Ultron

[@zanwrightmfwr756]

Typical of humans

[@gustaf3811]

Was he not aware of Wakanda? am I the only one seeing that plot hole or was he just mocking the avengers out of spite?

[@buttery_gooch6]

@@gustaf3811 Wakanda hadn't been revealed to the world during Age of Ultron. It was like a myth, like Atlantis.

[@Pikachu-fw6tz]

He’s right tho

[@dani-xm2pt]

2:20

[@thomasnolastname8734]

People saying Ultron is too human No shit, he was created from a semi sentient rock by a guy that gave an AI a level of sass

[@yee3e]

@Itachi because hes a living thing

[@JoeFanik]

I do love Ultron in this movie, but he's not supposed to have emotions. What If made him more comic accurate

[@Shrektopuz]

@@JoeFanik Comic accurate does not always equal to good. It’s fun to see something from comics, books or novels become a reality on the big screen tho.

[@eddyboiiiy6109]

@@JoeFanik then the comic must be Hella sht then

[@Filia_Noctis]

I loved his humanity… kinda made me feel bad for him at times. He even says to Natasha “I wanted you to see this… I don’t have anyone else”.

[@janmikonunal4599]

Quicksilver: ”If they don't?” Ultron: *Ask Noah*

[@Omelander]

My guy read the whole Bible

[@haidermalik5744]

@@Omelander well I mean he probably just searched up the Bible found the first website and read all of it in a millisecond

[@JaguarBST]

underrated line

[@goofed-upgames5486]

While he was looking for it, he probably found THE BIBBLE video, and went, “What the hell is this?”

[@dylannix4289]

Homie read the entire history of the human race and said *rock*

[@thevgm5478]

I love how ultron starts apologizing after cutting that guys arm off

[@jayike658]

Ulysees is his name just to clarify stuff

[@Patricknotstarr]

Jay Ike Klaue is a better name to call him by.

[@royalrod_]

His name is BIG... MEATY..... KLAWWW!

[@lilgsq]

Then proceeds to kick him down a flight of stairs 😂

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Klaue compared Ultron with Tony Stark **DISARMING**

[@braxtonwalker9449]

I just realized that Ultron literally has the same “accent” Stark has. That is genius on Marvel’s part, as it makes his voice sound *so* similar to Iron Man’s.

[@ryderscott8217]

They both have the same inflection in their voice if that’s what you mean

[@thomasdunn2875]

@@ryderscott8217 Cadence and delivery

[@boikrasinki7278]

Pure talent.

[@braxtonwalker9449]

@@ryderscott8217 Yeah, that's it. Thanks, mate.

[@sampletext2236]

But he’s slightly more British sounding if you know what i mean

[@fortherepublic9878]

Ultron: “The only thing living in this world will be metal.” Magneto: IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE.

[@nebby947]

lol

[@aleksandarvil5718]

LMFAO 😂🤣💀

[@Jeanette.Hall71]

RIP ULTRON.

[@SussurroDiMezzanotte]

Meanwhile ppl from Finland: 🤘🏻

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

Lmfaoooo

[@spartan2593]

“What’s the vibranium for?” “I’m glad you asked, I’d like to take this time explain my evil plan.” *lasers Tony in the face*

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

That’s his best line ngl

[@esbenorionpax8544]

Ultron is so underrated 😂

[@jaydonr.993]

Ultron be breaking the supervillain code right there like how Erin didn’t wait for that titan to power up

[@thetruechadakas.l.e.t.h.2415]

This scene reminds me of syndrome when he started monologueing and then caught himself midway

[@lmaoded1550]

Chest*

[@owen718]

Ultron is the smartest. He was plugged into the internet for 5 seconds and knew to destroy it all.

[@StitchiiMinis]

He probably saw Ultron rule 34

[@Mothlord03]

@@StitchiiMinis *34

[@StitchiiMinis]

@@Mothlord03 sorry

[@ForwardTu]

@@StitchiiMinis edit your comment dude.

[@farukkaya4396]

He probably saw Shäd's lolis.

[@funbo6923]

I absolutely love when he goes “Thor you’re bothering me” and just swoops him away

[@powderbluelsd5118]

FunBo cause he’s a literal god lol

[@MofB95]

Y O I N K

[@TheagenesFromThasos]

FunBo *Y e e t*

[@danielmichniowski1671]

2:00 is just perfectly delivered. The Hulk jumps into his jet and Ultron just acts more like a tired parent than anything

[@sherryelder9511]

I'm just confused about why hulk is the only avenger Ultron dosn't fight one on one unless with the army or the ship hulk punched him out of.

[@foggyheight1170]

​@@sherryelder9511 cuz he knows hulk can kill him

[@OffbrandDTraveler]

@@sherryelder9511Tony can’t fight Hulk without a suit specifically made for fighting him, and Ultron, to my understanding, was based off of Tony

[@trongtran8951]

@@OffbrandDTravelerthat’s why he needs Vibranium and becomes god like in What if.

[@NavyGuy2OO7]

I love the way Spader played him, he's charismatic, witty, charming and terrifying all at the same time.

[@CL32582]

...in other words, he's James Spader

[@2pac1307]

Yes..👍🏽

[@HelluvaOpp]

Spader as Ultron = Good

[@cartercravillion]

In other words he’s the fcking Lizard King

[@kellygodbout2364]

Spader played him a lot like he played Raymond Reddington

[@LtsaurusRex]

"When the dust settles, the only thing living in this world........will be metal" *Whips out an electric guitar and starts screaming*

[@WhaddupImTopher]

*Tenacious D starts playing*

[@Sylvester4571]

Lmfaoooo

[@ajlemuel969]

Bars

[@kaitoanderson2845]

*FUCKING SLAYYEEERRRRR*

[@PantyLunatic]

Ultron prolly: *djents the world*.

[@seanstone6493]

Missed the line “Captain America! God's righteous man, pretending, that you could live without war - I can't physically throw up“

[@CurtisJensenGames]

Seanstone But now we’ve seen that he can.

[@brodyratliff7441]

As far as Ultron was concerned Steve was just a living weapon that only exists to fight in war

[@CardiacYew-xt5zq]

2:34 Literally took a jab at every anime villain in existence

[@meggubravo8373]

Heck, every VILLAIN in existence

[@allen4712]

@LowBattery 296 who is that?

[@horrotalesans5312]

@@meggubravo8373 thats why he win thanos the other dude is heck like a skeleton said he talk to much

[@TeenWithACarrotIDK]

Even their own villains, lol. Marvel knows when it can make fun of itself, which it always has.

[@seansilv25]

Doofenshmirtz: (doing the shifty-eyed monkey puppet meme)

[@alguien9547]

2:31 +"What is the vibranium for?" -"I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan" -*proceeds to attack*

[@h20cozmic84]

he explained it by attacking. dip

[@MaxwellAerialPhotography]

You sly dog, you caught me monologuing.

[@XainRussell]

“I have a plan: Attack.”

[@BilgeRadić]

@rott he is artificial intelligence. In the what if series he kills thanos

[@jexelbur6872]

I get that people don’t like this version of Ultron because he’s “too human”, but you gotta hand it to Spader for making a genocidal AI sound so charismatic.

[@Maya_hee]

Trust me, A LOT of people love him.

[@specimensofsingapore]

@peter&mj123 l HAL 9000 was pretty human

[@starvinghotdog]

He is Reddington

[@bloodfang9820]

I personally like the character, I just don't think it fits the comic Ultron. Aside from that, it's great

[@pewpewmans7790]

I dont like this version bc they really made him weaker than he would have been realistically

[@DarthSass]

I love the "Oh for God sake" when Hulk lands in the ship

[@silverscarl]

My favourite line in the movie

[@sammyantoine6770]

🤣🤣🤣 I was laughing

[@DayDreemer_]

2:00

[@myla2485]

Lol 🤣

[@nickthesoldier7260]

That shows he is more human than us humans

[@haventakalou6530]

“The human race will have every opportunity to improve!” “And if they don’t?” “Ask Noah” Genius

[@DriptimusPrime]

@Itachi In the Bible, God flooded the Earth but told Noah and his family to get on an Ark (big boat) so they could survive. When they found land, they reastablished and repopulated humanity who had become better compared to what they were before the flood.

[@trim2cool793]

@Itachi The causs of the flood was mans wickedness. Mankind became so evil God wanted to destroy it, but he saw Noah was actually good. That's why he told Noah to build the Ark and survive the flood, Ultron is referring to how mans wickedness will cause their death because they had their whole lives to be good and they failed.

[@elfascisto6549]

@@trim2cool793 the cause of the flood were the nephilims

[@123-g8d3m]

Incest

[@Sir_Scarab]

the replays are nice to explain to people who don't read the bible(yes I know this video is 4 years old)

[@blitzatom]

"The Human race will have every opportunity to improve." "And if they don't?" "Ask Noah." Love that reference there

[@mauroquartuccio6088]

A reference to the fookin bible

[@tyecollaborator5017]

I rekon atheists

[@chaseaspen8904]

Ahaha I thought of mcgregor there for a second. Where’s Noah!

[@NeoRaze99]

Yeah, he actually makes lots of references to the Bible. Pretty awesome!

[@mysteryjunkie9808]

"Every time the workd gets to comfortable God throws a stone at it"- Ultron

[@meatballman137]

*grabs the god of thunder* "You're bothering me.."

[@erikspence2981]

"No no no...." "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

[@JeffBauer-e1j]

@@erikspence2981 *”Uh, wait guys- I- *d u g h”* **kills everyone**

[@sayanaufal9193]

He is not god

[@chaoticoofhead9543]

@@sayanaufal9193 he is a god although the race is not immortal and can be killed by magical or powerful entity’s

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

​​@@sayanaufal9193he is a god 🤦

[@sageee404]

1:34 I love this part so much “You don’t have to break anything.” *”Clearly you’ve never made an omelette”* “He beat me by one second”

[@pandaman9390]

Yes lol. And the fact that tony is sounding aggitaded and like he is making an exuse is making it a whole lot better.

[@iwanttohavefivesubscribers3068]

When I first saw this in the movies I almost burst out laughing

[@andrewkinzie5221]

that’s my favorite line in marvel

[@darthvader3690]

Watched this last week, saw a meme with the face ultron made when he said it. Then Tony’s quote with his dying picture from Endgame 💀

[@cytrilicious9285]

I’m dense. Please explain

[@gliscorgamer9312]

1:38 “You Don’t Have To Break Anything..” “Clearly You’ve Never Made An Omelet” “He Beat Me By One Second..” I love this movie..

[@ThatDragonBoy09]

Same here.

[@JeffBauer-e1j]

*”Look at me,* dO i LoOk LiKe IrOn MaN?! *”STARK IS NO-“* *”Oh- oh, I’m sorry- I’m pretty sure that’s gonna be okay, but it’s just- I juSt DoN’t UnDeRsTaNd- JUST DON’T COMPARE ME TO STARK!”*

[@amzxfreddy1323]

@@JeffBauer-e1j “Oh for gods sake!”

[@scrp6638]

*“The human race has every opportunity to improve.”* “And if they don’t?” *“Ask Noah.”*

[@OffbrandDTraveler]

@@scrp6638Banger line tbh

[@jokerisinthememe5852]

I like how it’s obvious Tony had some influence on Ultron’s personality.

[@suprememate9818]

Exactly, I don’t think ppl realize that😂😂

[@josefstark8056]

He's basically evil tony

[@haisee1671]

he's tony stark's ego without human touch and empathy..

[@themorningdropout8699]

He even beats Tony to a joke lol.

[@cookiesnugglez7318]

@@haisee1671 well that's not true, looked like he cared for the twins

[@insertname5971]

Ultron flatout kills himself for a punchline.

[@adorablecenturion8436]

He can always recycle the remains of the one he just tore apart, and then just build another copy lmao

[@Nov-5062]

sums up the entire MCU

[@Theemeraldgamestone]

Madlad

[@lucas-xf7rc]

A metal Tony Stark

[@gwappo4852]

😂😂😂

[@austinvaldez8803]

*hulk jumps like 5 football fields into the ship* Ultorn: "OH FOR GODS SAKE"

[@khanmalecatfurry3297]

THAT ACTUALLY PLAYED WHEN I SAW THIS! XD

[@mrv7916]

austin Valdez that’s one of my favorite lines form the movie. I really love Ultron.

[@localhitman3478]

ulTORN?????

[@nibba352]

U l t o r n

[@spinozilla2421]

khan [male cat furry] same here

[@Sydneylynnsmith]

1:10 i love this scene "Did u come to confess ur sins?" "Idk how much time u got" "More than u." "Uh...Have u been juicing-"

[@thelegosmithy161]

“Cuz you look, what’s the word, puffier?”

[@Da..Shorts]

"Little vibrainum cocktail? You look, I don't want to say, puffy"

[@pingusbingus]

0:55 "What doesn't kill me..." *RIPS HIMSELF IN HALF* "...Just makes me stronger." Most badass bad guy line ever

[@ericstorm6582]

you misspelled 'a', you put an 'o'

[@supercomputer0448]

If only he would have put that body somewhere else as a backup.

[@IcyDUD3]

It's the same sound effect as frenzy from transformers

[@shaneh1872]

@@IcyDUD3 no that's scorponok

[@HPF97]

@@shaneh1872 blackouts radio signal the army picks up and scorponok

[@ashishbhatt3033]

Thanos maybe most powerful mcu villain but ultron will always be most sarcastic villain ever.

[@StitchiiMinis]

Red skull will be the most boring MCU villan

[@ashishbhatt3033]

@@StitchiiMinis i think dark elves from thor 2 would take that crown😂

[@StitchiiMinis]

@@ashishbhatt3033 oh yea that film

[@StitchiiMinis]

@@ashishbhatt3033 forgot bout them

[@tibo6749]

I want ultron bacc

[@sammythebeliever9916]

I love how Tony treats Ultron like his evil son.

[@aliens5802]

He is

[@Void_Sweets]

@@aliens5802 exactly!

[@thedoomslayer6836]

Wait till Morgan finds out she has an evil older brother!

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

I think he have point

[@onderokay3805]

Tony:Odin Ultron:Hela

[@kedololx]

4:00 this part was really maniacal for me. One moment he sings a happy song, then when he see's a defenseless child he fires the Gatling gun.

[@anhh7610]

exactly. it was chilling how he viewed what he was doing to be "fun"

[@bern9642]

The only avengers villain they should have kept. He's fun.

[@dr.jackbright963]

He probably is somewhere, the scp foundation contains a ai, I'm sure stark could

[@taabinkhan6319]

I think hayward is bringing back Ultron

[@gryphonkingbros847]

In the comics Hank Pym creates Ultron, not Tony Stark, so there's a very small chance that they'll bring him back to some regard which I really hope actually happens.

[@TheCollectorsOasis]

Exactly

[@Whispurer]

@@taabinkhan6319 yooooo... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@adameins5622]

"everyone creates the thing they dread." And it seems ultron himself was no exception...he created vision after all...

[@emojoe3042]

Good point. I never noticed that

[@danialkhojaste6640]

Vision was never meant to be anyone he wanted to became vision by using the body for himself. later stark decided to upload his AI memory to the body

[@mrmystery-jz2ev]

He get that from Tony tho, Tony said in Iron Man 3, "We created our own demons."

[@The_Mad_Titan_007]

@@mrmystery-jz2ev but Ultron didn't create vision The organic vibranium body in the cradle was for Ultron. Vision was created by merging Jarvis with the 80% of the already uploaded Ultron in the vibranium body

[@mrmystery-jz2ev]

@@The_Mad_Titan_007 Yes, I know that but I don't talk about who created who, I talk about Ultron's quote which is "Everyone creates the thing they dread." Ultron get this from Tony tho, where Tony said, "We create own demons." This is what I meant.

[@wyldegi]

*"You're bothering me."* - Ultron

[@ayeshahussein5946]

Great quote

[@wyldegi]

ayesha hussein lol, very inspiring. i cried when i heard it, and to this day, i still look back at that quote to motivate myself throughout the day

[@exicutioner161]

The greatest quote of life.

[@shade08538]

LOL

[@Fbitypeshit]

WyldeGi because he is stronger than the rest that’s why

[@lindsay1918]

2:11 i love how he literally shifts his jaw in annoyance like any other human would

[@nonamemf2108]

me and ultron have the same views on the human race we've both seen enough of the internet to want to exterminate the human race

[@iamarizonaball2642]

Honestly, a game in which you play as ultron would be nice.

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

​@@nonamemf2108same

[@OffbrandDTraveler]

⁠@@nonamemf2108And both of you need to grow up and realize the world is only as bad as you want it to be Bad things have been happening since the dawn of time. Itms just that nowadays edgy teenagers are using that as an excuse to wallow in their unfounded pessimism

[@coleeckerman1390]

Tony does the same thing

[@ethanwagner6418]

I love that Ultron had a very human personality.

[@DavidLinn]

@sluttyMapleSyrup what's so bad about pragmatism if it's positive. and what do you think tony is ruled by?

[@seanoverholt1736]

@@DavidLinn just simply stating that Tony has a morality. Ultron,.....not so much.

[@DalekTheSupreme]

@@DavidLinn Pragmatism can blind you to your own fallibility. No one person has all the answers, and thinking otherwise is dangerous because it invites totalitarianism, fascism, and authoritarianism. Tony Stark in the movies is ruled primarily by his sense of morality, which is why he is considered a hero and why he ultimately does what he does in the climax of Avengers: Endgame. His pragmatism is a flaw, perhaps his greatest flaw next to his ego, as it drives his decision to create Ultron, as well as causing the rift between him and Captain America that ultimately tears the Avengers apart.

[@DavidLinn]

@@DalekTheSupreme i'm more of a scientist than a philosopher. i think i will have to research the concepts of pragmatism to more fully understand it.

[@DavidLinn]

@Starscream91 yeaaaah, still haven't research pragmatism because i don't much care. should know it though, but don't. because i don't yet fully understand it, i still don't know what yall are cringing at.

[@askgoverntale2298]

This is pretty much a villain who realizes what he's doing is wrong and knows everyone else is right but goes along with his plan anyways for the sole purpose of proving he's right despite knowing he's wrong.

[@TheBoy32NDME]

Kinda like Tony

[@askgoverntale2298]

@@TheBoy32NDME Yeah.

[@Anondez]

@@TheBoy32NDME Tony is his papa, so it makes sense.

[@animeinenglish4124]

He was programmed to protect earth I believe and he sees humans as threat, a very big threat. I mean, I can't blame him😂😂😂

[@turkeygod6665]

Anime in English Now I haven’t watched the movie so correct me if i’m wrong. But his line about the only living thing left being metal implies he plans to kill all life, not just humans. I wouldn’t say a bloody deer is a threat to earth.

[@OfMiceAndMegabytes]

"The human race will have every chance to improve" "And if they don't?" "Ask Noah" Best one exactly halfway through.

[@subsandwichwithmayo469]

Alan Q. Wake I’m not Christian so what’s the joke??

[@subsandwichwithmayo469]

yoval keshet U sure?

[@wildchicken679]

Sub sandwich With mayo It's both Christian and Jewish so you're not wrong. The Jew's Torah is called the Old Testament and its a large part of the Bible. Basically all humans did not want to repent and continued doing evil things only Noah did good and God basically murdered everyone via floods to make a better world. So in the video he says it will be a better world after all humans are dead. They'll get their chance to improve (just like the sinners in the Bible) or they'll all end up dead like in the story of Noah and his ark.

[@wildchicken679]

It basically almost like the movie is implying Ultron ia like God and Noah witnessed the death of all humans for the greater good just like Ultron mentioned.

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

@@wildchicken679 well, that's Ultron's motivation. Humans are obsolete in his eyes, so build a better world to achieve that goal: Peace in our time.

[@NT121784]

2:10 Very clear scene showing how well the face capture and articulation to the model was put together. You see him do the little jaw slide thing that he does often as Reddington when he is exasperated or trying to explain something.

[@mustafatheslayer5125]

toni does that too

[@thedarkonegaming9293]

"People create smaller people... *awkward silence* *CHILDREN!!!* Lost the word there for a second"

[@KunglawAdy]

like.... literally is it ?

[@Adorni]

Yeah, but they cut off the best part of that line, where he says "Children. Designed to replace [parents]. To help them... end." Not only is the line itself slightly unsettling, but the way he delivers it is just very sobering after the "silly bit" about calling them "smaller people."

[@ocularzombie6679]

In a process called... *SEX!!!* Oh I lost the word for a second!

[@deftones659]

Design to supplant them, to help them. End.

[@dirt_eater77]

Ultron is the moodiest teenager I’ve ever met-

[@VelocityFilmsCO]

Ammosam Hoost - Legendary response

[@rion7088]

@Ammosam Hoost I AM GROOT!! WOAH LANGUAGE!!!

[@rion7088]

@Ammosam Hoost yeah I know. Just slipped out.

[@luvvsushi6581]

Gaby Marie Ultron: 2:46 You know...With the Benefit of hindsi- Hulk: Nah B

[@isamyeng22]

To be fair, he was like a day old.

[@alialmuhanna4938]

Too bad they killed off Ultron. James Spader is wonderful, and his voice lends a certain charming and sinister quality to the character.

[@Furzkampfbomber]

@Salkafar Everyone is always coming back in the comics.

[@deon91]

Love him in The Blacklist

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

@@Furzkampfbomber True but Ultron especially. He just loves to come back

@@Furzkampfbomber : true, but Ultron never needs a convoluted explanation.

[@edrel4771]

@@deon91 Me too. I was surprised to see him in The Office. With hair. But he's amazing there too.

[@squidwardwithoutanose9910]

"And they used it to make a frisbee." "Typical humans" My fav line

[@gogozepeli9123]

What about the “and people make smaller people…sorry children “ line

[@Heratic_]

2:44 "You know, with the benefit of hindsight-"

[@ThreeDings]

gets fucking yeeted out of existence

[@wutguycreations]

Clones start running away

[@markhowell6124]

Hehe robot go 🛫✈️✈️

[@ansie8729]

Favourite line 😂😂

[@xd_mystyyyyy]

He probably was going to say “You should’ve kept going on that.” but Hulk had the comedic timing to make it funny.

[@thetacokid4579]

I love how Ultron is just Tony Stark but evil

[@machexx1494]

The Taco Kid DON’T COMPARE HIM TO STARK

[@fantasticmrnox]

@@machexx1494 you do know that Stark becomes evil for a while in the comics. Google Superior Ironman

[@machexx1494]

Trung Do Yes, Yes. I know. I was just quoting Ultron.

[@therumtummugger420]

Do compare Ultron to Stark! He doesn’t like it

[@xenile2030]

That's quite accurate

[@playoffpj515]

Thor: "We don't have to break anything" Ultron: "Clearly you've never made an omelette" Tony: "He beat me by *ONE* second." Don't know why but that makes me wheeze every time

[@Metamine0]

Ray Wade What's that a reference to?

[@chimmiebomb]

The One tony was about to make that joke but ultron beat him to it

[@papamilfz1565]

as the phrase goes "the student has become the teacher"

[@Metamine0]

Jayla Hollie Ah, makes sense

[@diegol5802]

The writing is spectacular 😂😂😂

[@pinguinojoe3924]

1:44 I like how he stops in the middle of being mad to apologize about the arm

[@karmakaughtthekat]

And then immediately goes back to being angry

[@nadianoya]

"Oh, for God's sake" I love that line, he just sounds so done with everything LMAO

[@gryphonkingbros847]

Well he had his entire plan foiled, his entire army destroyed, three avengers gang up on him, and to top it all off when he tries to get away he gets beat up by the Hulk... so as days are concerned, this ain't the best of 'em.

[@backseatsurfer5005]

1:58

[@jenniferjackson378]

Samelmao

[@thehale_]

Pretty legitimate reaction to your quinjet being raided by the literal hulk lmao

[@jenniferjackson378]

@@thehale_ I would have been like "Just leave me alone please?"

[@phantachan3972]

I just realized that Ultron could've taken over the entire world using the internet, but he couldn't because JARVIS was holding the line. wow.

[@DrakeKnight99]

I mean he did take over an entire galaxy, i believe, in less than a day in the comics.

[@darky1595]

@@DrakeKnight99 And then he started taking over the entire universe until the gaurdians stopped him.

[@PredaconCentral]

I like how ultron is literally an evil version of tony. He even talks like and acts like him sometimes.

[@faizaabbasi9083]

I dont know why, but this reminds me of a Game of Thrones quote: 'When a Targaryen is born the gods flip a coin' Just with Starks

[@mrmilkman365]

“Don’t compare me to stark!”-Ultron

[@brysuagar6520]

You might want to watch your left arm there

[@GeneralBulldog54]

Stark's running theme was how he creates his own enemies. Stane, Riva, Hammer, Vanko, Killian, Hansen, Toomes, Beck, at one point the Avengers and Ultron, a being that has part of Tony's personality in him. If anyone knows how much of a mess he is it's Stark himself. So knowing this, despite his best efforts to do the right thing he constantly gets it wrong and because of an uncanny indefatigably due in part because of a mother of a guilty conscience he can't stop, he can't sleep and no matter what he creates enemies because his greatest enemy is always himself and his fear of the future.

[@epicfan1598]

@@GeneralBulldog54 stane,vanko,hammer weren't created by him. Beck wasn't his fault

[@GrandAdmiralThrawn.7th_Fleet]

1:59 Ultron's "Oh for God's sake" cracks me up everytime.🤣🤣🤣

[@Reaper_03-01]

"The most versatile substance on the planet and they use it to make a frisbee." See that, Cap? The robot thinks you're a glorified discus thrower. And you know what? He's absolutely right.

[@ruansasa289]

@@mayhulk7514 he exists we just never get to see it

[@ruansasa289]

@@mayhulk7514 just a joke that I made with vietcons with the ability to just disappear

[@ruansasa289]

@@mayhulk7514 he consumed their Power

[@drsharkboy6568]

Wakanda: Are we a joke to you?

[@muhammadrizkyramadhan5270]

@@mayhulk7514 the are tree

[@ahmadhakim535]

"The most versatile substance on earth, and they use it to make a frisbee". 2023 Thanos: aight bro i gotchu

[@SwordsmanMercenary]

Wakanda: *Nervous chuckling*

[@dashman8499]

I think you mean 2014 Thanos but ok

[@musmic17]

Peach Boy watch the opening to endgame real quick and you’ll remember why he said 2023

[@dashman8499]

Flex Luthor 2014 Thanos broke Caps shield. If the joke is that Thanos has a sword of vibraniam then 2014 also had that one

[@robbyg9938]

I have failed you all but love you all.

[@Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod]

2:59 "No..no, no, no, no noooo". Very relatable.

[@georginho36]

leave me aLONE!

[@cassidyflemming1110]

when you realized you have hw at 11:58pm ^^^

[@dereturd]

Shia LaBeouf in bayformers be like

[@gryphonkingbros847]

2020: **breathes** Everyone: 2:59

[@Smasher-bq1uk]

when you are in bed with your gf and you hear one of your parents comming up the stairs

[@sheepbow909]

If Ultron was a success imagine how sassy Ultron would be to Thanos "Oh you have all the infinity stones?" *Splits Thanos in half using the mind stone* "Mine" An edit: just realized this was what exactly happened in the "What If" so uh, yeah

[@TheeMonkeMan]

I'm pretty sure that happened in one comic. I think it was called the what if series

[@therumtummugger420]

@@TheeMonkeMan uh..?

[@themanunderyourbedwillkill8452]

@@TheeMonkeMan lol

[@projectzfoundation3065]

Litrelly in the what if show lol

[@Slimmest_of_Sillies]

@@TheeMonkeMan also happens in the show on Disney+

[@commiecrusader3064]

Thor: Nobody has to break anything Ultron: Clearly you’ve never made an omelet Tony: He beat me by one second! Love that!

[@david95ms]

English is not my main language, can somebody explain that reference to me pls?

[@chromyl_chloride]

@@david95ms you have to crack an egg to make an omelet and omelets are made from eggs

[@Zack-wu6ql]

@@david95ms When you make an omelet, you have to break the eggshells first. You cannot make an omelet without breaking something.

[@cptkugelhagel]

In German he says to thor "says the one with the hammer" to which Tony replies "well he got a point"

[@pforgottonsoul]

@@david95ms the "can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs" references to making an omelette where you crack the shell of the eggs it's a metaphor meaning that nothing great comes without sacrifice.

[@OGrupxe]

1:59 *about to get mauled by the Hulk* "Aw, for God's sake."

[@tararobin1352]

He sounded so much like tony there 😂

[@ProjectNetoku]

When your dog charges you after getting home from a long day of work

[@ultrontheevilrobot109]

Yea bad on my part

[@lexiswhite588]

Tony : "have you been juicing?" Me: **WHEEZ**

[@pabloelfunko913]

@Conflux why you gotta be that guy

[@edzmalicdem2461]

@@pabloelfunko913 that wasnt a spoiler... Shaggy died

[@pabloelfunko913]

boi impossible

[@phazonbumblebee9901]

THE FUNK MASTER oh but it’s true!

[@deaconblackwood6785]

Conflux Fuck you

[@amazingtrooper5893]

2:58 when you see a player going for your bed in bedwars

[@elixer4life497]

Lol.that whole seen goes perfect with that

[@OGrupxe]

When you bow him off his bridge 3:03

[@Mustafa-to9si]

3:05 when your teams leaves you alone to defend the bed

[@T.Gonz1216]

4:00 I got no strings, so I have fun, I'm not tied up to anyone. Dude likes Pinocchio I guess

[@radioraptor9110]

I think he uses it as a metaphor due to him being created by stark to be controlled and he is free (I may be wrong)

[@averagejoe9040]

@@radioraptor9110 yes that is the metaphor, but he also clearly likes Pinocchio.

[@radioraptor9110]

@@averagejoe9040 oh yeah no doubt probably due to being able to relate to him

[@averagejoe9040]

@@radioraptor9110 its weird that a disney villain has a favorite disney movie

[@radioraptor9110]

@@averagejoe9040 I mean pinocchio originated from before disney but the song came from Disney so one would assume Disney exists

[@rookcapcoldblood2618]

0:21 “And you’re not going anywhere.” “Of course not. I’m... already there. You’ll catch on. But first...” *”You might need to catch Doctor Banner.”* It was that moment that made me take this version of Ultron seriously as a villain. That line, and that little pause in the middle of the sentence, does it all for me.

[@daventan5049]

are you gay

[@TheGasMan666]

@@daventan5049 are you?

[@Furzkampfbomber]

@daven tan Why, are you already getting your... hopes up at the thought?

[@saintedcat3140]

@@Furzkampfbomber dang it you beat me to it

[@0omaniao_054]

@@saintedcat3140 by one second.

[@infinitum_est_finis2485]

0:51 I’ve always loved this part. The walk, the fear in Nat’s eyes, the pun, the brutality of it and just the overall badassery of Ultron One of the best MCU villains, in my opinion

[@Seoyina]

Lol same

[@THEBIGGAME683]

It's like love! Girl hurt boy! Boy: what does not kill me!just makes me stronger!

[@memistcentral2044]

@@THEBIGGAME683 boy then, in a blinding rage, massacres everything in his path!

[@michigames1201]

The scene jump scared me in the theatre but I still love it

[@nikotsapaliaris4919]

i never understood why he would destroy his second best body just to be badass but ok

[@PenPaperProductions]

Ultron: *literally talking to the god of thunder* “Thor, you’re bothering me.”

[@areomorales6511]

I love how he models Stark’s cocky personality perfectly

[@thebigquack6945]

Not sure why people were mad that he was cocky and charismatic. Stark MADE him, not pym, why was anyone shocked

[@Weirdman20]

​@@thebigquack6945What you just said is the reason.

[@graceelen7338]

come to confess your sins? *i dunno, how much time ya got?* what a mood.

[@cQ2DHPavXTqemm9Vsbgi4TV7x]

grace elen 😂😂😂

[@-oblz8367]

69 likes, Perfect.

[@ironhide5611]

I just got that line!

[@real_abender]

CinemaSins to every movie ever

[@boojm64]

*There are no strings on me*

[@girl-xk2db]

Pinocchio reference!

[@68idl]

~Lennart Snart, Robber of ATM's

[@charliebaker5868]

FunTube Vloggt Hurensohn McCartney love it 😂😂

[@Mothbean]

Ah man, why'd you have to make Pinocchio sound scary?

[@instantchalma960]

@person below me is gay profile pic makes it better

[@personhuman5027]

“Oh, for GODS SAKE” “LEAVE ME ALONE” “Your bothering me” Ultron is a whole mood [2:00] [3:02] [3:43]

[@JR-ju3kj]

I heard someone once describe him as being like a moody teenager and it seems like an apt description.

[@m.c.martin]

Introverts in a nut shell

[@halonostalgiatheater7440]

Ultron is under appreciated as a villain. He stole the whole movie

[@rexana_rexana]

He's the only thing that made the movie good.

[@tonyt2005]

@@rexana_rexana I mean of course,he is the villain of the movie

[@tacoxaco]

the problem wasn't the villain itself, its just the amount of jokes used in the movie that kinda "turned off" the vibe of the movie. Ultron also joked alot which made him less menacing, his jokes should have been a little more darker, ya know? Its sorta missing that UNF, that dark chill

[@rinzler1801]

some of the jokes and quips were actually decent but there was too many and it fucked with the pacing of the movie

[@queencyrys6309]

NestWone it would be nice to see an Age Of Ultron that Joss Whedon never witty dialogued himself over

[@atemplarknight8886]

Ultron is possibly the only character that can flex by killing himself

[@Mr_Fish10]

Dear god...

[@supremekingcolour8668]

Joseph Joestar.

[@Drheims]

@@supremekingcolour8668 I mean yes but actually no. He didn’t kill himself everyone thought he died but he actually didn’t.

[@PokeStarrStudios]

Deadpool: Am I a joke to you?

[@kakiytjarone8415]

@@Drheims I think they are talking about the moment where Natasha was captured

[@SPRWinchester]

Ultron: *complains about humanity* Ultron: *has a human personality, a very humanoid form and suffers from a mental disorder despite being a robot* Edit: For your sanity, please do not venture too far down into the replies.

[@thestranger954]

He obviously visited tumblr.

[@thespecter6416]

He saw what the human race turns a blind eye to, because of solidarity towards their own species.

[@De34thl1v3s]

The very fact he hated humanity so much was that he was soo human too

[@leonardovergara5620]

I used the Humanity to destroy the Humanity.

[@DeathIsLethal]

@@leonardovergara5620 BRUH XD

[@graciegay4833]

"when the dust settles, the only thing living in this world, will be metal" "we built this city on rock and roll"

[@flipblip3519]

If my first impressions came from the internet, I'd wanna end the world too.

[@gillianfleischer5620]

Gabriel Figueroa me too

[@budj1]

He saw trash memes...

[@Channel-ro3cr]

If only ultron saw the cute cat videos

[@K4RN4GE911]

@irigaS I don't know, I've seen people wanting to keep the world spinning for that kind of stuff.

[@alwayswatching1760]

@@Channel-ro3cr you can still kill the humans but don't touch the kitties

[@spicyladyhunter]

I like how Ultron stutters when he says "Wait guys!"

[@SwellStuff483]

“You know, what the benefit of hindsight”- *gets launched into the fucking sun*

[@dletetdchanel6104]

@Portgas D Ace Idk what he was gonna say but he said “ow”

[@josefryan5445]

@Giannirey punch*

[@pixelgamer2.041]

@@josefryan5445 good one.

[@gabrielclark1425]

@Portgas D Ace Probably realized that his plan was flawed. He presumed that it would take an extinction event for humanity to come together and create a lasting peace, problem with that being that humans didn't have a problem coming together in the first place and that all the infighting beforehand (and afterwards as we see in Civil War) was by choice. That or he didn't expect his face to get kicked in by the organics.

[@Filia_Noctis]

“The most versatile substance on the Planet… and they used it to make a frisbee” I kinda love him 🤣🤣🤣

[@itzmedb8290]

ultron despite hating humans and being a robot, has the most human personality in the entire MCU

[@pehninashanelle]

him hating humans is the most human thing about him

[@pj5403]

Wow

[@josephzanes7334]

You mean absolutely psychotic? Lol

[@anniecampbell2653]

Thank you to Tony

[@ryanmckenna9330]

Leave me A L O N E

[@TrickyPJM752]

3:40 Thor....you’re bothering me 🤣

[@wutguycreations]

Proceeds to yeet Thor out of existance

[@crackedegg2558]

Stop harassing Ultron, Thor

[@omnicupid6694]

Loki: You haven't lived with him for centuries.

[@fascienneskytten5497]

Loki and Ultron could've make a fun duo 😂

[@irenademetris2501]

Age of ultron is such an underrated movie. I mean who doesn’t love Tony chasing down a moody robot teenager

[@antoninino1152]

Yeah. I don't understand the hate it received. One of the best AI villains in cinema.

[@hv97]

@@antoninino1152 agreed, still one of my fav villains!

[@jhalilxvii]

Ultron: *"It's not a phase dad!"*

[@princeroyal195]

except for when ultron grabs nat instead of the cradle.. that never makes sense every time I watch that scene.

[@unitedstatesofamerica4987]

@TheVoiceOfTruth GOOD FOR YOU

[@jb6725]

2:33 such a self aware line, I love it

[@daunteuflay4859]

"ask Noah" Ultron is now my favorite marvel villan.

[@thejusmani6473]

The way he just stands there with a broken body and says "...you know with the benifit of hindsight" at 2:45.. is just hilarious

[@theclericbeast4real]

chandler tribbiani best part

[@DominicRuiz23]

chandler tribbiani and when he’s driving in the ship being a dick head and Hulk throws him out and Ultron says “Oh for Gods sake”

[@wlcornwell]

666 likes

[@toastsoup489]

@@Vetaul I do care.

[@toastsoup489]

@@Vetaul Aren't you a nobody too?

[@uglebeffus]

"I had strings, but now I'm free." What made that line scare me so bad, bruh I've seen the movie

[@alessiodelcastillo1613]

fr

[@JodaroKujo]

AllIsOne same

[@mistermoon9305]

It’s basically him saying that “It’s time to fuck shit up”

[@sagittarius3706]

Its a line from pinocchio, so to have it said that way, after he had gone through the entirety that is the internet where he had probably learnt it from, is spine chilling.

[@omarkhan4179]

Sagittarius there's a deeper meaning behind it, think about it as detachement, if someone is practicing semen retention they are cutting the string of sexual desire, now that energy can be channeled into deeper breathing, if u look at humans we are all attached, learn to become detached from everything and look from the outside

[@skywolfzz]

Ultron had the scariest potential for a villain. The only thing keeping him from destroying all life on the planet was Jarvis, eventually he'd move on and perfectly optimize ALL life in the cosmos

[@darky1595]

Too Bad, he was a joke in the movie.

[@LineOfThy]

@@darky1595 Joke? He was anything but.

[@FisherBros]

I presume that’s what Infinity Ultron is for?

[@VibrantlyDark]

Utron: *cuts off your arm, apologizes sincerely and proceeds to kick you down the stairs* Describes him perfectly

[@dustalruiz8744]

1:45 When you hit your sibling too hard

[@atemplarknight8886]

Then you gotta try and calm them down before they tell

[@crimsontheworld772]

*Yes, I too hate it when I accidentally cut off my little siblings arm and have to say sorry before they **-call the cops-** tell our parents*

[@kartaan1509]

3:03 Your sibling barging into your room when you want to be alone, causing you to hit them too hard.

[@powangel1418]

Lmao facts

[@Jamarvious_]

CandyApple Tree true

[@TheAngryAsianAnimations]

I still find him the most intimidating villain in the MCU. He wasn't a lifeless machine. He was a person. A very twisted person.

[@masterofthecontinuum]

And he had real motives too. Bring about world peace. There can be no peace as long as humans are around. So the human race needed to either change, or go extinct.

[@danielasrijan4805]

He was a machine . And he was lifeless .

[@geraldodelrivero8982]

Daniel Asrijan that’s the irony and beauty of his character

[@danielasrijan4805]

Hay Zay true :)

[@shopekuax2067]

Daniel Asrijan But that’s the dilemma about conscience, does it really need to be organic to call it conscience? what about future AI’s, they might even be thousands of times more intelligent than an organic conscience.

[@Gabrocol]

4:15 Thor just can't go for the head

[@luciferwildfire266]

Underrated

[@gaelic_geek5709]

"Like the man said, what doesn't kill you-" [Becomes Blackout from Transformers 2007, before getting torn in half] "-Makes you stronger."

[@Nibbenji2077]

Pretty sure that was Scorponok

[@Seba12322]

@@Nibbenji2077 nope it’s blackout

[@foff1356]

That was grindor.

[@Seba12322]

@@foff1356 first movie was blackout

[@octipuscrime]

All hail megatron

[@tommyb4304]

“I’m glad you asked that because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan.” I love James Spader’s beautiful tonal control.

[@johnhancock8303]

1:48 When you hit your sibling and he starts crying

[@Aidan977]

I kick my siblings down the stairs too

[@obogologo3200]

@@Aidan977 I thought you were perfect Jesus

[@Morbius-Tension]

@@Aidan977 😐

[@obsidian5146]

@@Morbius-Tension 😐

[@JeffBauer-e1j]

@@obsidian5146 2:00

[@skimbeeblez]

2:13 "Ask Noah" Just casually drops one of the hardest comebacks ever 💀