FUNNY TEXTS

[@VaazkLShorts]

SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE! DROP SOME IDEAS!!!!!!!!! DAILY MEME VIDEOS!

[@Reptile2107]

DAY 96 OF ASKING FOR ED EDD N EDDY MEMES!

[@figarotheninjacat5844]

Vaazkl ASMR where you put together a compilation of all the weird noises you make, and some bloopers

[@m84nA8-hy3ph]

ai memes

[@snowy-wintrs]

food memes

[@REN41S4NNCE]

VAMPIEE MEMES

[@Mr.Chicken-fk8fm]

16th century: Thou art the reason 20th century: you are the reason 21st century: * ad plays *

[@Bunny_costume_man]

TRUE🤣

[@FMK127]

FR I got a crash of ages ad after that one

[@TailsandLuther]

Oh nah 💀

[@TheFreakiestArtistAlive]

“What should I eat” “Poison” You just know they’re besties

[@TheFreakiestArtistAlive]

@Ravenstar_therian FR they always take jokes so seriously for NO REASON.

[@JK_Kitten10]

Actually, I think one of them is just French

[@nixtix04]

"Your father passed wind" 😭

[@bjorncorvin4568]

Mine does that a lot

[@six_buck_dlc]

my mother does that commonly

[@coolranchdorito6635]

3:54 The “ So when we have a kid, you’re pitching in, milk boy” really got me

[@Smartrobloxkiddo505]

"go ask your sister" "i dont have a sister" "you will in 9 months" DAMNN

[@goofyclide]

"that is good news" is wild 💀

[@D1vine_astr0starr1]

when?

[@Aveeruth]

@@D1vine_astr0starr1 0:15

[@xAshleyyunderscore]

​@@D1vine_astr0starr1 "I'm not your friend"

[@Illager22]

​@@D1vine_astr0starr10:16

[@UnoffensiveUsername]

0:17​@@D1vine_astr0starr1

[@JakeSweeper]

"What should we eat for lunch?" "Poison." "Naw. We had Taco Bell yesterday."

[@Creative_YT]

My friend once texted me “I think I am a medium ☺️☺️☺️” and I said “I think you’re schizophrenic”

[@silverminty861]

bro i love the way you say "WHAT", in my head normally it sounds like somebody is screaming WHAT but you say it like "WHAUT?" and its so funny love just watching ur vids man they are very relaxing, i wish u the best and keep it up brah VLOG CHANNEL WHENNN I NEED TO SEE YOU 'SKIING' got it right this time lmao

[@suitcaseofsmarts]

“Do you have a spare skeleton”

[@Silly_guber]

Yes

[@shawnicullen]

Yes you😂

[@shawnicullen]

F#$k

[@Flora._.Idi0t]

Oh yes, I happen to have one in my dresser right now!

[@INMZ_EDITZ]

1:13 bro understood the assignment

[@baconplaysroblox7100]

it feels illegal to be here under 30 seconds

[@JohannesWulf-bp2qd]

It also feels here to be illegal under 30 mins

[@stupidhead51]

And minutes

[@KeenanFr]

Yeah it’s just so empty

[@stupidhead51]

@@JohannesWulf-bp2qd that's what i just said bruddda

[@palqya]

it fells illegal to be alive

[@Drovagon]

'Don't screenshot!' **slowly lifts finger from power/volume button**

[@eggdude-n5q]

That last one wasn't even a hard problem, it's just 5 hours

[@Eggs-are-great]

Nice pfp

[@CanOfCatss]

actually these types of problems are the only ones which i have to re learn because i keep forgetting how to do them and have been a nightmare for me

[@CanOfCatss]

right now i think i thinki have use the formula velocity x distance =time which would be 72 x 360 =time however i dont know if i will be correct

[@SullyIsEpik]

@@CanOfCatss it would be distance ÷ velocity = time, so in this case that would be 360 ÷ 72 = 5

[@CanOfCatss]

@@SullyIsEpik ok thank you now my brain will forever remember this information now

[@MonkFeet10]

1:37 THAT MEASAGE WAS UNHINGED 😂

[@Ella_TheWolf]

I’m getting that Jesus wallpaper screen so every day he holds up the happy notification that vaazkl posted.

[@SCPhomie]

The G.O.A.T never fails to deliver

[@adamhayes4691]

I have a friend who loves Hatsune Miku but whenever I type that it autocorrects to Hatsune Mike and we both know this cool guy called Mike and I get traumatising images of him in my head😭

[@Squarpy]

"hello" "who are you?" "andrew" "and?" "...drew."

[@EngineerGaming2]

"I'm crying." "Why?" then a spotify ad appeared, now i understand

[@Ghostlord-e7y]

Mf did the nativity dirty “two t-rex fighting over a circular saw” but the best part is this: two t-rex fighting to see who gets a circular saw circumcision, your welcome…….

[@mrlgreenthunder7138]

That would be embarrassing. The people I text would see me write and rewrite the same sentence like ten times before I actually send it.

[@Evie650]

“You’re friends on fakebook” 💀

[@Spinozillosaur]

The British accent makes all the memes 110% better

[@maxellpow123]

i love how he says 'What' so much that I've ended up changing my speech just to say it like 'whoaat'

[@Heather_on_Treez]

I did not just spend 20 minutes of my life reading other people’s texts….. and I enjoyed every second of it

[@Jacob-kx8go]

5:45 character ai (before all the filters) be like:

[@f1Nb0w]

Real😭🙏

[@SlothEJMC]

fr tho

[@SanestTetoFan443]

13:17 oh my god

[@StarGirl724-u9q]

Lol

[@SanestTetoFan443]

@StarGirl724-u9q who is hatsune mike

[@y0yle_st4rz..27]

my classmate called her hudson mike-ooh. HOW DID HE DO THAT. HUDSON IS A CITY

[@reganregan2760]

Hatsune Mike☺️

[@SanestTetoFan443]

@ hello emu again

[@PetalMcAllister]

"your a dissapointment" -from mom is INSANE💀💀

[@A-R-e5g]

Why have i seen this before on tumblr with a sonadow fanart 5:48

[@starlo-GD]

I’m always really cautious with my friends, this moment especially. Basically my friend saw something or heard something moving, on the vc we were on. He immediately muted and said in chat, “something moved in my room” I muted my mic and sent a message asking if ok. He said it could be a cult member or something so I kept checking up. Some family in his house woke up and we went back to playing. Scared me, and him probably.

[@finethishandlehasbeenunremoved]

Fun fact! The colour blue is spelt with 29 letters!

[@ericgolightly8450]

No it's 13 letters

[@finethishandlehasbeenunremoved]

@@ericgolightly8450 please do your research that’s brown!

[@Bupboy]

4??? Oh I have been spelling it so wrong this whole time....

[@CryTaylor13]

I got 15…

[@Flora._.Idi0t]

Help I’m so confused

[@SlothEJMC]

nah for 7 minutes i thought this was a matt rose video💀

[@herohamza1196]

Douma: What should I eat for lunch Shinobu: Poison

[@Mina-Chan1]

the thumbail is me when mondays :3 (I'm severely mentally unstable)

[@25914]

Are you tryna be an attention magnet or what

[@Mina-Chan1]

@@25914 ummm *thinks about it intensely* yea

[@Rob-Da-Hud]

Nice now we need more animal memes

[@PaulaHerndz]

“Why are you smiling at phone?”

[@vintage_posion]

"You're a disappointment" I WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD 💀

[@Therealtoful]

“Shut it you boomer” “Shut it you zoomer” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@th3Autumnwind]

9:22 Stanford Pine's ghost possessed this man to text that

[@jamesdmack]

The "OK Boomer" at 6:35 activates my assistant.

[@NavyBlue-SkzATE]

"I'm the chosen one." ✨️✨️

[@Chipperstew]

“How do you keep an idiot in suspense” 😏 “I don’t know, how?” 🤔 “How?” 🧐 “Hello?” 🤨 “Oh…” 😒 1:09

[@finethishandlehasbeenunremoved]

How do you?

[@finethishandlehasbeenunremoved]

Hello??

[@finethishandlehasbeenunremoved]

And yes I do get the joke lol

[@Chipperstew]

@@finethishandlehasbeenunremoved lol

[@Bupboy]

Thanks man I can't read and this really helped me 😌

[@SpinTop25]

12:48 that was an iconic WHAT

[@ArchangelKnight.]

0:53 Guys, do you all also think that he needs a *dam* snack bar, or am i the only one?

[@Davyjones777yt]

OMG I haven't heard one of these jokes in ages. Thank you for reminding me :)

[@mikethewhizz5085]

Toilet cleaners are specifically designed to be devoid of bleach, but they still can have some funky smells

[@keeghanGamingRBLX]

"Oh my god, that's my dream car. 😍" It's a pencil.

[@Loganberry-69]

9:17,would be better if they made his profile pick a black stick figure😂😂😂

[@BYBandBRB]

do you watch asian becker

[@BYBandBRB]

I mean alan becker

[@lucasandcalebchannel]

@@BYBandBRB yes

[@Loganberry-69]

@@BYBandBRB yes

[@AlexandreSardeiro]

The first one legit made me think about Angel Dust.

[@KID-IN-BATHTUB]

Fun fact: broses smell like sweat to scare away bees, they pollinate by flies

[@ShimmerSPF]

thanks for doing these videos, they're really funny !!

[@andrewgaming5754]

1:06 lol my name is also Andrew, and every time someone says “and?” I say rew😂

[@Deutsch_bundesrepublik]

8:39 Fbi agent: no need to thank me

[@JezElectro13]

3:19 This is stupidly relatable...

[@AstralOtter2760]

3:55 true depression is watching a meme video at 10:36 pm

[@somerandomperson-ih4dx]

I am quite literally doing just that while writing this reply

[@deltha_the_1st]

It's hard the way it hurt, constantly reminding me how I used to discuss with my crush on what's app, and how it stopped so brutally when she decided she didn't wanted to have a friend who one had a crush on her

[@deltha_the_1st]

*once

[@cole_cain]

ok?

[@deltha_the_1st]

Just had to unbottle a bit right there

[@ChristianGroff-ns6oq]

4:00 literally me making weird words for things... 💀

[@Boringgrapes]

I get so confused in some of these that my peach tastes like cucumber. Edit: oh never mind it’s just the cucumber under my peach.

[@joonasnaski9513]

What a peculiar comment.

[@Boringgrapes]

@@joonasnaski9513 thanks I forgot about it.

[@Blank_QM]

I made my phone autocorrect the word “yes” to “i do believe that this is a true statement because i think this is a true starment and since this is a true statement, it is a true statement “

[@roiitherizzler]

0:23 THIS IS SO REAL.

[@Philipjay-g5t]

Chaotic neutral 😂😂

[@S.p.r.1.t.3]

2:15 the fact thats messenger kids is wild💀

[@y0yle_st4rz..27]

facebook messenger looks like that. theyre made by the same people. if you thought it was messenger kids..do you use it frequently ?? many people that age have the same talking style.

[@sonus5979]

5:38 crying to Mitski is so real

[@Joeycurrey]

2:20 HOW LONG IS THAT MESSAGE😂😂😂😂

[@LukeySkywookie]

and this is why I subbed

[@Jacob-kx8go]

12:50 why is this so sweet

[@Foresitpaws]

help i was listening to those animal meme videos u made and **somehow** fell asleep-

[@mikethewhizz5085]

Rollercoasters dont even use nails, and wooden coasters rarely even use woodscrews that dig into the wood. If they did, the forces of the ride would cause the wood around them to split and fail, so rollercoaster structures are nearly Exclusively held together by bolts and nuts or screws in pre drilled threaded holes.

[@smorrow]

3:20 is just me having to do small talk

[@pluto.on.p4ws]

Bro I loved your vids ❤

[@someone.to.hurt.5004]

Under one hour gang?

[@StrawPancake]

10:20 I laughed so hard my stomach hurts

[@Draghoul_]

*In* the toilet? Send for help.

[@Alicewashere700]

5:11 no one gonna talk about the amber lamps text? 🚑

[@JK_Kitten10]

Word of advice to anyone trying to watch this video. Do not drink Cocacola while doing so.

[@JK_Kitten10]

My poor nose 😭

[@SysFan808]

you know what, if i ever do a text replacement prank, i'm setting one of the replacements to the way to get to the replacements in settings.

[@thedragonfly3013]

How is taping your phone to a fan gonna help you hatch a pokemon! 😭

[@Bupboy]

Simulates taking the steps irl I guess?

[@y0yle_st4rz..27]

steps maybe

[@HibiscusPaperDragons12]

Too all my friends in the UK, have a good day at work 😊

[@draesonwilliams7475]

6:04 how do you correct autocorrect before autocorrect corrects automatically

[@Ytsf123]

Alrgiht now go to Italy to see that lava water fountain

[@emiomg_]

4:06 this would be a blessing and a curse…

[@AlastorRaineExists]

I feel so powerful getting here and watching the views change

[@mikethewhizz5085]

2:18 zooming in, its a meaningless waterfall of verbal nonsense

[@Krystal_Kitty]

Do you know what the name of the song in the beginning is? anyone?

[@ShawnF6FHellcat]

There were some pretty good ones this time around.

[@Peanut_1385]

Valentino:”what should I eat for lunch?” Angeldust:”poison” (I thought of them saying that when I saw the thumbnail lol also this is hazbin hotel reference)

[@Spextrum1]

beans

[@melovesnoopy]

9:11 no not TCO

[@TheIqbal227]

1:17 ok putting that in the vid is just evil💀

[@snezzzz]

0:36 the word weird in question:

[@emiomg_]

oil.

[@thebag6921]

oil.

[@just-there]

The US is tracking you

[@y0yle_st4rz..27]

mfw my distant sibling is having a fight (the girlfriend is manipulative and apparently my sister is okay with that but still fights ??) oil

[@KpNightCrawler]

What should I eat for lunch “Uranium”

[@lucasandcalebchannel]

💀

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

19:57 The answer is five hours and yes, I will keep texting your girl unless you start upping your game.

[@BYBandBRB]

19:48 OH MY GOD IS THAT A PENTAGON THATS SO SCARY

[@ronickveronicaRusch]

Mine: Friend: You were so drunk lastnight . Me: i wasnt drunk. Friend: you threw a squirrel into a pond and screamed at the top of your lungs "SANDY CHEEKS THE BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS YOU!!" Me: oh.

[@CallMeLoaf]

“People are happy in relationships? Ewwww…”

[@bandgeekforlife406]

6:15 Speaking of "America 100", happy 4th to the other Americans in the comments 🎉

[@johanrileygaming7462]

0:06 thats crazy

[@ChaosNuggit]

13:15 hatsune mike 💀

[@y0yle_st4rz..27]

my classmate said hudson mike the CITY