Game makers: "There is no wrong way to play our games. Just enjoy yourself." Valefisk:"Watch this."
@chaoticclonestudios2 жыл бұрын
Vale: are you challenging me
@ethon66682 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYOlkp6uiJWHbKM
@Introlabe2 жыл бұрын
To be fair to the creators, they aren't enjoying themselves
@akobrakoral2 жыл бұрын
so you're saying if you're not enjoying yourself, then you're playing wrong?
@Flow867672 жыл бұрын
🤓
@kristoferssolo2 жыл бұрын
Somebody accidentally gets disconnected and tries to reconnect: "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 500 years"
@Kaiserboo18712 жыл бұрын
I love that movie.
@somemeansfish89872 жыл бұрын
@@Kaiserboo1871 What movie is it from
@Kaiserboo18712 жыл бұрын
@@somemeansfish8987 Interstellar, directed by Christopher Nolan
@somemeansfish89872 жыл бұрын
@@Kaiserboo1871 thanks
@ILiekFishes2 жыл бұрын
letting the ai play is probably for the best
@SirGruff2 жыл бұрын
Disconnecting is a viable strat as the AI will take the turns for you
@BocchiSensei2 жыл бұрын
6D move right here, 200 IQ
@Jaydee8652 Жыл бұрын
The only winning movie is to not play.
@oppositeday429 Жыл бұрын
@@Jaydee8652 quite literally
@timothymclean Жыл бұрын
@@Jaydee8652 That _is_ how torture games work, yes.
@dontshootmex55882 жыл бұрын
I love how despite his friends always claiming that they hate whatever Vale's making them do, they always come back for more
@moosehooves41452 жыл бұрын
Stockholm syndrome
@7OwlsWithALaptop2 жыл бұрын
Blackmail is a wonderful thing
@radekchrabota2 жыл бұрын
Stockholm syndrome
@silveredbullet8022 жыл бұрын
Or just masochists.
@b2crazyeye2 жыл бұрын
True friendship
@schroedingersband2 жыл бұрын
Ah, I remember that famous moment in history when Suleiman the Magnificent tabbed out for 200 years to play CS:GO.
@hallway_revenant7919 Жыл бұрын
Oh is that where the Ottoman Empire went
@leflamewolf4 ай бұрын
@@hallway_revenant7919 Yeah they're busy playing CS:GO at the moment, give them another century to finish their game and they'll be back.
@norathemediocre2 жыл бұрын
"Because it wouldn't be a Civ VI multiplayer lobby without sitting in the lobby for 20 minutes." Truer words have never been spoken.
@derAlphabet2 жыл бұрын
Remember me of the last LAN I went to, where we set the game up for 4 hours, just to play for one 😁
@Finnishnat-conservativedot71262 жыл бұрын
Imagine losing in CS against people who are playing CIV6 simultaneously
@NoNameAtAll22 жыл бұрын
losing in computer science yes
@karkatvantas978 Жыл бұрын
@@NoNameAtAll2 my dude, it's counter strike. Not computer science-
@NoNameAtAll2 Жыл бұрын
@@karkatvantas978
@karkatvantas978 Жыл бұрын
@@NoNameAtAll2 honestly, I'm glad it was a joke, I can never tell with the internet these days
@NoNameAtAll2 Жыл бұрын
@@karkatvantas978 even if I was serious, you can laugh at me losing in computer science ha-ha...ha....ha ...hm anyway, how's the weather?
@maivioz2 жыл бұрын
i honestly blocked out most of this shit outta my memory. fun times
@personwithaname2712 жыл бұрын
Among Us at War
@Aiur4HB2 жыл бұрын
I'm just believing you are masochist at this point
@chaoticclonestudios2 жыл бұрын
Hi Maivi how are you going
@ladywaffle22102 жыл бұрын
Here to remind you of your agony :)
@hallway_revenant7919 Жыл бұрын
Maivi is real?
@lucaslennan33562 жыл бұрын
For tgose who don't know: Barbarians are based on turn count but not game speed so they accelerate rapidly on slow speeds.
@Shenaldrac5 ай бұрын
Game balance!
@GwainSagaFanChannel2 жыл бұрын
"There is fun to be found in a group torture session."
@dededelete4454 Жыл бұрын
860 likes, including Vale, and not a single comment. Well, I guess there's a first for everything. Weird... But yes. Your statement is correct.
@KerbalRocketry2 жыл бұрын
civ needs a mode that gives a painful electric shock to whoever took the longest turn
@BoserPSN2 жыл бұрын
Michael Reeves
@spacemarine62122 жыл бұрын
@@BoserPSN deadass
@backroomscataloger Жыл бұрын
Fun drinking game: take one drink if you take the longest in a civ turn
@dodojesus4529 Жыл бұрын
Turn timer 5 seconds. There is a choice between living and winning
@theufua Жыл бұрын
Scales with the set turn timer. So if anyone hasn't hit the "End Turn" button when the timer expires, they get shocked.
@Killer_the_exister2 жыл бұрын
This is the type of channel that I forget about every week, and then when he uploads I'm like "Oh yeah, I love this channel!"
@danielryan66042 жыл бұрын
Yeah pretty much, but then when he does not upload in a while i search to see if he is alive
@Pantsugrenadiere2 жыл бұрын
Every time he post something i'm like "wait who is this Guy Why am I subbed to him ?" Then i watch the vid and remember why
@jonasschoenwald6712 жыл бұрын
OMG a strategy video from the famous American Truck Simulator KZbinr Valefisk!
@pirig-gal2 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? It's clearly -a chess- an FPS video.
@magicalframe94412 жыл бұрын
@@pirig-gal I appreciate the edit.
@mranderson95532 жыл бұрын
the reason this is so much worse is because with most of these challenges you become closer and closer to a slug as the game goes on but this game requires you to actively pay attention every single second
@guyonacomputer12619 ай бұрын
"What are you doing, Steppe People, I am caught in the Washing Machine/Great Wall of China" really caught me off guard.
@14thbattlegroupcommander2 жыл бұрын
currently making a civ 6 huge-size TSL map while listening to this, the misery and brain fog sure does resonate right now
@catoftheworldking81792 жыл бұрын
The greatest badge of honor a person can give a KZbinr: I did something while listening to your video!
@azogtheuglee48892 жыл бұрын
TSL?
@14thbattlegroupcommander2 жыл бұрын
@@azogtheuglee4889 true start location, a recreation of a real world area were everyone starts in the correct places
@KaneyoriHK2 жыл бұрын
Two things I have learned during the time I've watched this channel: 1.) Vale is Evil, and I love it. 2.) Barbs are the most dangerous thing possible when you have like, no time to do anything.
@JediSteve-J3-2 жыл бұрын
not to mention in marathon speed barbs don't have reduced speed... so add only 5 seconds of action they become more dangerous than ghandi with nukes.
@spacemarine62122 жыл бұрын
@@JediSteve-J3- ghandi will fuck you up but the barbarians will end you through the screen
@mellow_mallow Жыл бұрын
His name is even an anagram of evil! Vale -> Eval Or, you know, it's close enough.
@NocturnalTyphlosion7 ай бұрын
@@mellow_mallow valefisk -> evil as fk
@mellow_mallow7 ай бұрын
@@NocturnalTyphlosion OHHHHHH DAMN!!!
@Hendlton2 жыл бұрын
The time warp is real. This video felt like it was 2 hours long.
@alba_tramonto2 жыл бұрын
You are now a certified "Candy Civilization Survivor" just remember to yell at him to end his turn for those who suffered.
@Candybust2 жыл бұрын
HOW IS THIS STILL A JOKE
@Wepium9 ай бұрын
@@CandybustIt seems you have a history...
@serenahiggins18492 жыл бұрын
Maivi always sound like she is on the verge of crying while also quite drunk, but it’s also super cute.
@lukaskubik46982 жыл бұрын
There is a mod that allows you to play CK III battles in Mount and Blade II. Time to resolve my CIV VI battle by 1 on 1 fights in CS:GO.
@JohnBrown-tw2qi2 жыл бұрын
Wait really? That’s pretty cool.
@heartdex2 жыл бұрын
holy crap
@hallway_revenant7919 Жыл бұрын
Those were all words and I understand none of them
@rambbler Жыл бұрын
@@hallway_revenant7919alright, I also don't understand them but I think the terms are: CK III= Crusader Kings 3, another real time strategy game. Mount and Blade II= Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord, a strategy game where there's more a focus on the combat strategy aspect of conquering. CIV VI= Sid Meier's Civilization 6, the game shown in the video and is a turn based strategy game instead of a real time strategy game. CS:GO= Counter Strike: Global Offensive, a free fps game by Valve. Now known as Counter Strike 2.
@lukaskubik46982 жыл бұрын
How the hell did he make a turn strategy into RTS ?
@good_guy_SG2 жыл бұрын
700 turns in- "how do I build a horse?"
@hallway_revenant7919 Жыл бұрын
When a mommy horse and a daddy horse love each other very much…
@bray72992 жыл бұрын
imagine this but on the fastest game mode, you leave for 2 minutes and like 250 years past and suddenly people have guns at your door
@timothymclean Жыл бұрын
Unrelated to the game, of course; the armed men knocking on your door probably haven't played _any_ Civilization game.
@Kitty-ion Жыл бұрын
@@timothymclean Well It's Rude To Assume, They Might Be Very Big Fans Of The Civilization Series
@DefinitelyARobot Жыл бұрын
@@Kitty-ionWhy is every word in your comment capitalized?
@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle11 ай бұрын
@@DefinitelyARobotWhy Isn't Every Word In Your Message Capitalized?
@cheyannegiles9772 Жыл бұрын
Text color guide: Vale: White Solll: Tan Chamber: Green Maivi: Pink Candy: Blue Teddy: Yellow PedeJo: Red Dyno: Purple
@hallway_revenant7919 Жыл бұрын
I thought there were only four people in this video wha
@atocanboi4092 жыл бұрын
42:20 I do love the way she goes like "but you promiiiiised you'd kiiillll meeeeeeeeee.... *sobs"*
@ummmhelp2 жыл бұрын
congrats you've somehow made a 4x turn based strategy game into an RTS
@antilad55842 жыл бұрын
30:30 the questions lasted 4 turns and like 1 kill in csgo, the video is just absolutely cursed
@jorcornel5582 жыл бұрын
I have such whiplash from watching Vales torture board i was waiting this entire video for someone to say "I killed my wife"
@jakeking9742 жыл бұрын
Ngl, I think my greatest achievement in life was beating my custom 50 by 50 Minesweeper game with 100 mines. It took me like four hours and several attempts, but I felt like an analytical genius afterwards.
@chaoticclonestudios2 жыл бұрын
Wow good job
@redpepper742 жыл бұрын
100 or 1000?
@jakeking9742 жыл бұрын
@@redpepper74 it might have been like 40 x 40, it was on my old laptop years ago. All I remember is getting multiple sixes and an 8 that nearly made shit myself and then laugh hysterically because it was connected to one of those sixes and eight is a free 8 bombs if it's not the first click. That being said, it took me ten minutes of first clicks to NOT randomly click a bomb right out of the gate.
@redpepper742 жыл бұрын
@@jakeking974 ok definitely more like 1000, because 40 x 40 is 1600 tiles, which yeah would be pretty difficult id imagine :P
@jakeking9742 жыл бұрын
@@redpepper74 lol I'm so bad at math I was like "that's like 160? Yeah, so like 100 then" Thankfully Minesweeper doesn't require math skills
@x8668x2 жыл бұрын
these can't even be considered gaming sessions anymore, they're just mind-numbing delusional group torture sessions i love it 👍 keep up the great content mr. gorilla man
@NonisLuck2 жыл бұрын
"Without hyperbole" "A million times worse"
@etangrine10242 жыл бұрын
This game would have been so much worse if they enabled dramatic ages and zombie defense game modes. The reason is that the progression would have been stopped dead in its tracks soon after the first Era due to dark age rebels +zombies.
@tissuepaper9962 Жыл бұрын
"Steppe-people, what are you doing?" got a legitimate full-belly chuckle and coughing fit out of me, especially once Maivi replied that she was stuck in the washing machine lmao.
@infernox10992 жыл бұрын
We're told it's May 14th when this is recorded, and it's out May 22nd, That's decent pace, but you could have some timesaves by cutting the entire video out and showing us a black screen, would've been done way faster that way, and that way, we'd be able to emulate the pain this was.
@Thomaas5517 ай бұрын
I think this was recorded in 2021
@Ed-17492 жыл бұрын
Vale, you're not supposed to put yourself in your own torture session.
@ghastlyghandi43012 жыл бұрын
I always used to play civ like this, it might explain why I rarely ever got past the medieval age.
@alex2005z2 жыл бұрын
I think you are just bad tbh
@hallway_revenant7919 Жыл бұрын
Sir that is the equivalent of edging yourself but never Cumming for your whole life
@EshBBX2 жыл бұрын
"You're building a Battering Ram.. I don't even have walls!!!" lmao
@allisdust57172 жыл бұрын
At the rate you are playing strategy games and unistaling them, you will start playing old and forgotten ones soon soI would like to petition you playing "battle for middle earth 1" it was one of my favorite games and I would like to see how you could turn it into a torture experiment. Also glad that you are uploading consistently now
@personwithaname2712 жыл бұрын
Nah he needs to become a roblox strategy youtuber, start using child labor
@NovelPond2 жыл бұрын
the CS:GO game is my favourite part of the video.
@benhall8502 жыл бұрын
death is a preferable alternative to this concept
@zoedoocey44962 жыл бұрын
If Barbarians spawn with unhappiness, then likely they sensed the vibes of the game and started sprouting like acne.
@wetwillyis_18812 жыл бұрын
Playing with Valefisk has to be both the most fun and most frustrating thing ever.
@jazzy_jaymond2 жыл бұрын
42:32 - 43:00 best fucking part of the video, truly inspiring. really woke up up
@mausmouse86302 жыл бұрын
I thought that Vale couldn’t psychologically torture the audience. I was wrong.
@shesh22652 жыл бұрын
playing this with "next action" hotkeyed would have made it a lot lot lot better
@alex2005z2 жыл бұрын
I would have had everything on a hotkey
@Erthradar2 жыл бұрын
22:30 "You recently discovered Archery" *year 450 AD* You mean like as a hobby?
@AChamber2 жыл бұрын
haha I remember this! I wish it never happened
@ZRob235232 жыл бұрын
Vale I am so glad you’re consistently uploading. It makes my day when I see that you’ve uploaded a new video. That aside, please make sure that you aren’t burning yourself out, because I can’t imagine how tiring doing stuff like this is. Thanks!
@flordelphinta2 жыл бұрын
that minesweeper "1,2,3,4" is awesome
@B1smarkk2 жыл бұрын
I love how torturing people in games isnt enought for Vale anymore, so he moved on to to his "friends" (also known as test subjects).
@kak422 жыл бұрын
Couldn't ever expect that a video about playing civ 6 with a 5 second turn timer would be how i'd find out about the existance of such thing as coop minesweeper
@kiwigaming092 жыл бұрын
Same here mate
@damocles74062 жыл бұрын
Vale's desire for pain and suffering grows and that's Great!
@mayoblaze97152 жыл бұрын
That's fucking amazing. Endure the pain for us vale, wallow in it. Now play Hoi4 by using an 8Ball to make all your decisions.
@shamsquatch99802 жыл бұрын
Seeing Vale in pain for content is incredibly fun Keep up the good work Monke-Whale
@baz50422 жыл бұрын
Vale, enjoying the suffering he has brought upon himself and his cohorts.
@josephschultz33012 жыл бұрын
I think it should be obvious by now that if you build a monument to Huey Lewis, the bonus that you get is The News.
@eloryosnak41007 ай бұрын
The later stages of this game is fucking blinding Its an incredible testament to all of y'all keeping up and around, i love it
@acardboardbox38612 жыл бұрын
Turning CIV 6 into a real time strategy game
@elgirl192 жыл бұрын
Val is so good at the game, building a 19 turn monument before a builder
@fyrestorm85312 жыл бұрын
It’s a pain in the ass to get a Civ lobby up and running but once it is it usually goes fine, until someone disconnects
@requitedhail8953 Жыл бұрын
"Steppe people, what are you doing?" underrated line
@John-Ginger2 жыл бұрын
Seeing a Onion reference was an unexpected surprise, but a welcome one.
@Enderz4202 жыл бұрын
The true experience. One thing needed should have made an impossible map
@isaacshultz81282 жыл бұрын
Oh no don't give him ideas
@thelastarcadegamer66552 жыл бұрын
I would love to see them play Civ Rev, with how quick that game goes and how small the maps can be. (Side note, as a kid I would always be even with the other factions, never doing too much better than them and often in stalemates, but now that I know how to cheese the game and understand how the mechanics work, I beat the game by the 1970’s and with 1 or 2 of the 4 other factions undiscovered)
@pitedapollo61752 жыл бұрын
idk why people say its bad. civ rev is my fav civ game. shame the servers died
@thelastarcadegamer66552 жыл бұрын
@@pitedapollo6175 i still play solo on Xbox 360, slowly trying to get every victory type with every leader. And yet somehow I always end up missing one modern wonder every play through
@pitedapollo61752 жыл бұрын
@@thelastarcadegamer6655 i play on xbox one after enjoying it so much on the 360. im not the best player tbh, but its a good game that provides a good challenge, but isnt too stressful
@pitedapollo61752 жыл бұрын
@@thelastarcadegamer6655 ate the servers still online?
@syrelian2 жыл бұрын
@@pitedapollo6175 Probably because a number of people know Civ Rev DS, which is pretty much just a bad port of Civ 2, as compared to console Civ Rev which is an actually unique reimagining of the game
@georgiishmakov95882 жыл бұрын
civ 6 should be played with a chess clock instead.
@boneless91935 ай бұрын
out of all Valefisk videos this is the only one that caused me, a viewer, actual pain. It is so mind numbingly dull
@AvatarONEable2 жыл бұрын
Wow, actually god tier editing speed if it was filmed this year
@darkpuppetlordful2 жыл бұрын
The secret to success was using the time in between turns to plan your next turn, potentially 10 whole seconds of planning
@Snowbound18232 жыл бұрын
"There's usually fun to be found in a good group torture session" That's what they say in the sex dungeon.
@lukestorm45662 жыл бұрын
Was the religion "the end is never the end is neve" a Stanley Parable reference? Or is it just referring to the seemingly endless cycle of pain they're in?
@XarathDominion2 жыл бұрын
Let's assume it was both.
@timthndr29962 жыл бұрын
Okay, now I have to learn Civ 6 to actually understand what the hell is going on
@LinusRapTips Жыл бұрын
i have a few hundred hours and i still have no clue
@Jacob-yg7lz2 жыл бұрын
13:06 Vale turns into the Nostalgia Critic for a sec
@Pikaton6592 жыл бұрын
I may not understand Civ 6, but I do understand misery. 10/10
@dylanswift51852 жыл бұрын
The fact that vale could have won the chess game on turn 3 really made this video something special.
@EliesJoac3 ай бұрын
Better title 48 minutes of goofiness occasionally broken up by Civ 6
@theroosterbrcbloop97892 жыл бұрын
30:42 as a physics major I do love my Lagrange equations
@timothymclean2 жыл бұрын
Five-second turn timer? WHY IS THAT AN OPTION!?!
@agcz7892 жыл бұрын
Those group torture videos are sick please continue with them funny Scottish guy
@Virtrial2 жыл бұрын
look guys look he disconnected
@masterdynamo64572 жыл бұрын
This is the Bureaucracy Challenge. Can hardly do anything productive while the world passes you by.
@lnedcx64022 жыл бұрын
From Turn Based Strategy to Real Time Strategy
@svahn12 жыл бұрын
This looks like it would be complete hell. Invite me next time.
@RockoTheHellhound Жыл бұрын
so after just rewatching this i realized the incredible magic at work here: the vid is only 48 minutes long - but it genuinely feels like 4 hours! i can get soooo much done while the video is playing in the background that i would've never been able to achieve in just 48 minutes otherwise haha.
@dasamont82742 жыл бұрын
I feel like it could actually be viable if you had consecutive turns or whatever it's called instead of simultaneous turns. So you'd essentially have 40 second turns since you can do things on others' turns, but if something changed before your turn you'd only have 5 seconds to fix it
@adammullarkey4996 Жыл бұрын
"I had a Cadbury's chocolate bar." Good. The correct type of chocolate.
@razgulan72492 жыл бұрын
"sitting in the lobby for 20 minutes" takes about 2 hours for a hoi4 lobby
@richarddecat34172 жыл бұрын
This is the first video without "Ah, Paris! Le city o' lovè!". Congrats Vale
@CMDRJakob11 ай бұрын
Missed the opportunity to make it a six second turn timer instead of five.
@henryblack95532 жыл бұрын
Ah my favorite game, and favorite American truck sim KZbinr
@thisisgamelord24212 ай бұрын
and I'm watching this in September, even tho is't 2 years late, it is September
@voxvolhynia54002 жыл бұрын
"I have to sit through this thing and edit it!" Well, if you really want to expand the Circumference of Suffering, you could just upload it unedited and really get the viewers involved.
@Arxtxc Жыл бұрын
They'd be around 2-10 hours long videos then... :)
@Jeffry_Ab2 жыл бұрын
41:45 The rate of braincell loss caused by the game is showing
@DyonisX2 жыл бұрын
Imagine doing this without simultaneous turns
@kamerona47232 жыл бұрын
you better release the full version i wanna lose fucking mind
@BunkerFox7 ай бұрын
I almost always play Civ games on Marathon so this seems to be going super quick
@adnamafett78627 ай бұрын
This KZbin channel is a case study
@adnamafett78627 ай бұрын
43:23 lemme timestamp this
@Driver-qt9jh2 жыл бұрын
Who ever made marathon mode in CIV should be both executed and honored at the same time
@motokuchoma2 жыл бұрын
I expected this to be hectic and fast paced. I underestimated Civ's Marathon mode as well.
@metalapplesus8 ай бұрын
I feel like after nearly a year, at this point Vale does indeed own a radar now.