Very Really Good

[@chloeparris9599]

*kurtis realizes we think he has a soothing voice* *immediately tries to make it not soothing*

[@kyleighann1246]

I was about to fall asleep and then he made that comment and it scared the crap out of me.

[@crispygaming7491]

He didn't have to try cause his actual voice is like that, definitely.

[@dempstick7]

yeah i watched the episode

[@juliaquaresmacb]

imagine being sponsored by a pants brand in a podcast where the camera only captures waist up

[@clared2075]

imagine being sponsored by a cooking brand on a podcast where you don't cook

[@leelee-iu6kf]

most podcasts only capture the waist up

[@ryan853]

@@leelee-iu6kf I wish there was a podcast that only filmed the waist down

[@josefinenielsen9129]

How weird of The Company to just assume that The audience have legs

[@kaleybatchelor8125]

@@josefinenielsen9129 💀💀💀💀💀

[@cl0udmilk]

me: *listens to this podcast to fall asleep* kurtis: jimmy phallic- me: guess i'll be falling asleep to silence tonight

[@WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA]

HAH 😆

[@kaylanh]

😩😩

[@Alice-wo2vz]

as someone who falls asleep to this quite often, i can confirm this fucks my dreams up real good

[@mias9517]

I guess u could say that this podcast fucks up ur dreams very really good

[@DamnddyP]

Yo me to lmaooo had a weird ahh dream last 2 days while falling asleep to this shit had me in some weird ass dream in parking lot wit nazi dvd 📀discs and mf shit was like gta mf got 8 stars and got 4 years of probation for being a backseat passenger in a reckless drivers car lmaoooooo

[@qviane]

Can confirm!! Fell asleep to this video, I dreamt that I bought shares in some company so that they could give me a little tent :)

[@CarelessPanda5510]

@@qviane so animal crossing? Lol

[@K4ALE]

Very really good to be exact 🕺🏻

[@kennyodo]

kurtis doesn’t soundboard when he talks about his soundboard.

[@kennyodo]

get it like sound bored im so funny

[@hadiaalkhafaji2025]

Hehehe

[@lotus_saturn4208]

r/angryupvote lol

[@kaitlyndistefano9163]

good one Kenny

[@Janiyahh]

Nice😁👍🏼

[@misslo444]

“ain’t nothing like 1:30 pm. you’ve been awake for awhile.” that’s funny, kurtis.

[@clairehall6928]

me waking up at 5pm...uhhh

[@shelbyevans3664]

Lol thats what I was thinking. I was like I will have maybe been up for like an hour by 1:30pm 😂

[@kaylanh]

@@clairehall6928 haha same

[@kaylanh]

@@shelbyevans3664 yessss

[@emilym891]

No fr 1:30 is when I wake up on weekends 😭😭

[@pedro-kb2kk]

3 fucken years and all that has changed is that now kurtis has music for the kurtis corner and now he has a sound exiting

[@kiiturii]

and he got those in the 110's lol

[@faebyasu]

If it ain't broken

[@olliedonaghy8240]

You should create another segment called the Kurtis Coroner. Just talk about topics like dirt or death or something idk

[@virginiajustice7716]

Fr

[@nathanlee9080]

Genius

[@emmie297]

Talk about trends from six months ago

[@kaylar.9446]

PLEASE

[@nariaein]

yes please

[@Squishyfl0wer]

Dude I used to fall asleep to this podcast every night during the summer when my anxiety was at an all time high, it rlly calmed and distracted me from shit lol

[@yasaafraz]

Me rn

[@morethanaveragejoe5701]

omg same... i went through a breakup and i had been used to falling asleep to my boyfriends voice and i pretty much just replaced him with vrg instead of listening to it in the morning lol

[@cryedoll]

I gave blood yesterday, but noticed removing my binds the bleeding hadn't stopped, my bf made me a pressure bind from tissues and duck tape and called medical services that said it'd be fine, HOWEVER I was freaking out a bit, but listening to this podcast calmed me down and I fell asleep, so yeah, it works and it's nice, should try some night I'm not afraid of bleeding out (which was completely irrational, I was fine, just startled:,D)

[@bellacrl]

This is me right now!

[@jmvonheim]

me now lol

[@KikaHoogteijling]

ah yes, finally a man that i actually trust talking about this subject

[@caelmack]

Not sure if you've ever watched Legal Eagle, but I was excited for his perspective as well.

[@kiiturii]

why? lol

[@gagne6928]

@@kiiturii i think its a joke because kurtis isnt involved in stocks very much

[@crickerwilson127]

@@gagne6928 i believe you mean stonks

[@kiiturii]

@@gagne6928 yeah I hope it is but can't really tell lol

[@aly2150]

the mayor never disappoints geez this is heaps of likes lol

[@st4nley]

HECMK YES

[@maeve8444]

Except for that time he forgot the extra greeting.

[@deadcalifornia]

@@maeve8444 never forget

[@yoavakiva6132]

Never forget 😞

[@icyhottoothpaste9382]

I thought you said the Mayo never disappoints and I was so confused

[@whereisjamierhoden]

"Apparently I have a soothing voice." It's the middle of the day and I'm trying to take a nap, so I was excited when you posted. I also usually forget to comment due to me falling asleep to these episodes lol. Love you Kurtis!

[@pilary.857]

is that...chip chrome 👀 (edit: i can’t spell)

[@chewnotchw3]

the way I'm about to nap to this rn

[@thistle_flowers5018]

I once took a four hour nap because I fell asleep to the podcast,,, it was great his voice is very relaxing

[@user-ls2bu3vn2z]

chip chrome!!!

[@CureSmileful]

I fall asleep to them too, but then I rewatch it sometimes so stonks I guess

[@31507j]

kurtis i just engraved a ring that says "do your best, be a gay wizard" iykyk

[@falynnmurphy988]

I need that

[@cc.8805]

You better be making an Etsy 🔫

[@Artfu1_d0dg3r]

I NEED

[@nariaein]

hand it overrr

[@kaylanh]

lmao

[@paleimitator6474]

i've been reading "vrg" as "virg", as in "virgin", and have thus been mentally referring to this is "virgin podcast" that's all. 😌

[@aura8808]

Thats so funny for what

[@13quizz]

JGGJEFJJ ME TOO 😭 shared braincell

[@caelmack]

I can't sleep to this podcast because of the sound board

[@floorcandy]

on the contrary its the only things that makes me feel safe enough to fall asleep

[@nvmiamhungry9149]

@@floorcandy agreed

[@MrRobertGillan]

At least you’re not bored

[@ewwnirvana]

i tested positive for covid about two weeks ago, so i've been isolating in my room. all i've been doing is watching your videos, so you're single handedly helping me survive isolation. thank you, mayor kurt !

[@cleo5090]

i hope you feel better luv

[@ewwnirvana]

@@cleo5090 thank you sm!

[@ewwnirvana]

@karina thank you sm!! i finally tested negative today and am no longer in isolation :))

[@hehehehe1143]

The gaps he adds where he just stares at the camera basically waiting for you to laugh makes me feel threatened enough to laugh more, thank you Kurtis good content.

[@sarahcampbell8893]

“People fall asleep to this podcast?” He says as I am watching/listening while trying to sleep

[@samanthaboyer241]

literally me!!! i felt called out

[@kaylees8012]

SAME! My eyes shot open lol

[@SamRenee22]

Same. It’s either this or Ear Biscuits. I nearly have all the episodes memorized.

[@tillymaialino3803]

@@SamRenee22 ME TOO

[@shelbygriesmer9378]

ME TOO I FELT SO CALLED OUT TOO

[@magnetsonfridges]

One hundred and thirty episodes....wtf it doesn’t feel that long

[@sam-jf7lk]

THREE YEARS

[@rujul_04]

@@sam-jf7lk wow years rlly swooshed

[@pedro-kb2kk]

i cant believe its been 130 years and this guy only made three episodes

[@Isaac-wf6fk]

Thats what she said

[@clairehall6928]

REKI!

[@Monica-cc3dj]

The best thing ever is finishing a decent amount of homework before 1:30pm.

[@amukthapotato1102]

And then proceeding to procrastinate on the rest of the homework because you “did so much work already, I deserve a break!”

[@aspiringclown6576]

god i wish that could be me 😔

[@lllllagoosling]

tis 1:04 and i have not done a scrap of homework today

[@alician2577]

sometimes I forget kurtis is canadian. until “BORrow” omg

[@hadiaalkhafaji2025]

I thought he said that weird too haha

[@maryd7753]

how r u supposed to say it??

[@elza6195]

he said it as i read this comment omg

[@eileenraisbeck9813]

wait I'm Canadian too, how else would you say it?

[@caitp8722]

@@eileenraisbeck9813 barrow is how we say it

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HIM AND DANNY MAKING A SONG TOGETHER?! JSJSJJD I WOULD SIMPLY PASS AWAY AHHH

[@ellexarden]

kurtis: **already changing subject** “wait oops i gotta change the subject” ..... **plays spooky tune** every. single. time.

[@cross5184]

Kurtis is so wonderful to watch, you can tell he works hard and it shows. Not to mention, his personality is so swaggy I can’t lie, I feel like a distant friend of his just catching up. Thank you Mayor :)

[@artisticfruitloops5097]

I've never heard you sound more Canadian after saying borrow. "bore-row" "Bar-row"

[@crispwater7294]

Was just thinking last night if I ever heard Kurtis say "sore-y" instead of "sorry"

[@kaleybatchelor8125]

Timestamp?

[@okayword3140]

@@kaleybatchelor8125 21:15

[@eyo397]

As a german I now know that I've been speaking english with a Canadian accent for the past 9 years

[@Grace-os7ug]

the way kurtis said that 1: 30 was a good time of day and i'm watching this at 1: 30-

[@Grace-os7ug]

@Emily Hume this is the second time someone has brought up my pfp, thank you so much

[@Grace-os7ug]

@@pirsickle

[@rafi7397]

Idkhow ! I like Idkhow !

[@Grace-os7ug]

@@rafi7397 this is officially the idkhow fan comment chain

[@lukehurley3721]

Yo nice profile pic

[@isabella-qg7qg]

guys i really recommend putting one of his podcasts in 2x speed oh my god it is the funniest thing ever

[@lara-cn8ef]

oh my god help

[@consentclub8431]

He sounds like ben shapiro

[@emilyconlin8805]

for background noise while i sleep ive been listening to this for at least the last two years, thank u king

[@isabeladorno8773]

background NOISE KSBDKDDJDKFNLDXN

[@pedro-kb2kk]

the amount of emails this man gets on sunday night must be monstrous

[@teresacl3923]

Kurtis, I can’t believe you missed the opportunity of making a joke with “out of this world” when talking about having sex with aliens.....

[@percyorsomething2641]

POV: You're reading the comments while watching the podcast and are confused by this comment.

[@frosty_teacup]

@@percyorsomething2641 stop calling me out like that smh

[@katie_bracco]

kurtis flipping me off with no thumb is my ultimate life goal :)

[@shaonnahrenee]

The Jimmy Falik bit is HILARIOUS. OMG I laughed way too hard. God that was so funny.

[@whatsthesitch4361]

jimmy phallic 👽

[@prismmillerpryor9414]

my dad left today but it’s a good day because kurtis posted

[@josephmoss5396]

Literally same! He moved out today. Crazy

[@annahomicka755]

Wow so many dads leavin tha house when the mayor arrives

[@littlemanwithhat1966]

@@annahomicka755 they know they wives gonna fall for mayor kurtboy

[@robynd4546]

@@littlemanwithhat1966 they just can't compete

[@emilyo.6933]

YESSS! sometimes when I really can't fall asleep I put it on, I think it's bc I feel like u speak in all lowercase, and its so calming idk how to explain it, like even if ur like yelling or whatever it still seems ~calm~

[@thistle_flowers5018]

The podcast has such good calm vibes, it’s so good for sleeping to

[@carleeparis6865]

God, you missed the perfect opportunity to say “pant-demic”

[@Kyran1996]

Quaranjeans.

[@carleeparis6865]

@@Kyran1996 oh my god lmao

[@LevyLandTV]

"No more fuckin', 'Noah Beck eats a chocolate challenge GONE LIE DETECTOR!!!'"

[@margeavx]

kurtis jokes about the podcast causing weird dreams but I have to fall asleep listening to something and when it's vrg and loud enough, I hear kurtis in my dreams. usually the podcast becomes a back and forth between me and kurtis in the dream.

[@fluttervixen]

I saw a girl with Indoor Boyfriend merch at school today, it was rad

[@lolzam4108]

That’s nate gartner, he hates everything about everyone. That’s why his hair is so big **whisper** it’s full of ego

[@scabillis]

I just thought of Kurtis doing asmr..idk how to feel about that.

[@alexat6237]

Ugh now u got me thinking of it dude hahah

[@blue1601]

How much do you want to bet he'd just be saying "poopoo peepee" for half an hour straight into the microphone.

[@noaweiss9092]

@@blue1601 with the fart soundboard

[@noaweiss9092]

It has 69 likes I cannot like this comment 😕

[@Kyran1996]

Everything's all well and good until he does the Tim Allen from Home Improvement sound effect as you're dozing off.

[@Ml-pm4qx]

I often fall asleep listening this podcast. But goddAMN the horn sound makes me shit myself everytime 😩

[@Kyran1996]

It sounds like you could benefit from Levi's denim sweatpants.

[@fukodrop7496]

Yay, I’m not the only one falling asleep to his podcasts! Good night wherever you are.

[@basil116]

the Kurtis corner feels like I'm on a zoom with Kurtis himself

[@MsAngel0008]

Me, falling asleep while listening to this: zzzz Kurtis: apparently, some of you fall asleep to this podcast Me: what no I wasn't

[@maybe8029]

I trust kurtis even more knowing his level of understanding of the stock market is as basic as mine

[@uh_angie]

jimmy phallic is probably my favorite bit from the entire pod I come back to it so often

[@kennyodo]

i laughed so hard at that ai video. like i was having a bad week but that video made me laugh nonstop. i can’t believe kurtis didn’t like it that much. kurtis if u read this pls know that i loved it

[@SavageQueen-uo9wp]

No like Im so serious, Kurtis’s videos make me fall asleep in minutes. Not that they’re boring, I could watch them all day, but when it’s nighttime and I’m laying in bed watching them, I can easily fall asleep. which is good bc sometimes I have trouble falling asleep but his videos are so calm. And they make me feel safe.

[@goldenealgefromdutchbros6834]

It feels good being 130yr old 🗝️🗝️🗝️

[@HeatherInDreamland]

I fall asleep to your podcast on my switch almost every night. I have severe anxiety and I’ve watched your videos almost daily for several months now so I find comfort in your voice and “presence”. Thank you for creating such enjoyable and relatable content. I know a lot of time and effort goes into everything you do. Don’t stress too much, make sure to take time for yourself, we are willing to wait. Goodnight Kurtis!

[@sorenisobel2823]

See the thing is I cannot fall asleep without this podcast anymore so I'm stuck with this crazy man and crowed screaming and saying dude is various tone in my dreams

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

LMAO I SCREAMED

[@SfmGamer9]

4:06 I started doing that and I think it helps a lot because sometimes I can stay up really late or think about a lot of stuff while I'm trying to go to sleep but this keeps me thinking of one thing, thanks Kurtis! Can't believe it's been a couple years since I started watching you, Danny, and Drew 💖🤩✨😍😻💕

[@s1phh]

thank u for uploading kurtis i ran out of vrg episodes to listen to while i did my hw

[@elliottmuller4255]

I literally fall asleep to this every night

[@ardynnovak2169]

don't worry mayor, i don't understand the stock market either

[@FinntasticMrFox]

Honestly, if being soothed to sleep by vaguely cockney gremlin huffings isn't what I use KZbin for, I dunno what is.

[@sisenbach]

i listen to this podcast in the morning shower so that my thoughts never even get a chance to ruin my day

[@darya492]

i don't know what it is, but Hello Fresh sponsorships make me excited because of the way people advertise it. Like the cooking food clips just wow

[@soap6387]

Trying to reconcile “I don’t care how long you’ve been listening” with the extra greeting 🤔🤔🤔

[@ariellamae1567]

When i fall asleep to Mr Kurt, a lot of times the sound board sounds will be so loud itll wake me up!😃😃😃

[@starryeyedtarot8876]

I fall asleep to this podcast all of the time! Kurt boy's voice is hella soothing

[@FitzandtheFool]

I laughed so hard when you mentioned that others fall asleep to your podcast, because that’s literally why I am listening to you right now

[@spookytoad]

holy shit I thought the "three years" thing was a joke for a second and I went to check when the first video was posted-- hOw

[@rikkibergeron5984]

I need “aw that’s so fucking funny man” merch

[@shrekkkkkkkkk]

*YES EP 130!!*

[@justin17405]

cat

[@shrekkkkkkkkk]

@@justin17405 *omg cool*

[@alhol7558]

this kurtis corner was so enjoyable!!! i like the light hearted stories! this was a really good podcast. when you’re having a good time, kurtis, so am i.

[@wongel3172]

I still don’t know what a stock is.

[@bonniejones7300]

it's some soup you make from animal bones ig

[@wongel3172]

@@bonniejones7300 ohhh makes sense

[@jocelynprier9115]

(It's like a very small piece of a company that you can buy and sell as the company appreciates and depreciates in value)

[@kaiara111]

I just love when people talk repeatedly for a long time, I'd be asleep so fast 🛌

[@morriganwilliams4294]

hello mayor i love you

[@pedro-kb2kk]

who doesnt?

[@robynd4546]

i've been properly listening to your episodes on youtube as they come out but re-listening to the old episodes on spotify to fall asleep and i love it so much

[@milessolomon4864]

As a germaphobe with actual OCD, I can sum up the pandemic with one word: ironic.

[@kaylanh]

yess

[@wallyboyd]

Honestly, Jimmy Phallic has to be one of the best Kurtis jokes and only podcast listeners will get to experience it

[@readysetflyyx]

losing my mind at “whaaaaat’s good?” “...uh, not much,”

[@shaymelna]

Absolutely I love putting on this podcast when I can't sleep late at night. Especially if you have a guest, it just sounds like some people calming chatting in the next room. Very comforting

[@NatFallsAlot]

Love this podcast Kurt boy! Thanks for a great 3 years and NOT 4 years

[@philomenafrasca9762]

i’ve literally listened to all of your podcasts twice because i relisten to the old ones when i fall asleep and can confirm it causes some funky ass dreams

[@kaylafourie7812]

thought i was the only one that fell asleep to this podcast😂😂

[@emilyhubmer9148]

Same, then I have to rewatch them during the day because I always fall asleep like 20 mins into the video

[@kaylafourie7812]

@@emilyhubmer9148 samee

[@Absabob]

Jimmy phallic made me laugh so much and when I think of it I laugh again I love it here also I super relate to how much Kurtis says like in conversations

[@stellarcompanion]

I’m waiting for Levi’s to start creating artificial skin made of denim. Canadian Birthday Suit

[@ebonymiller9611]

i genuinely love these podcasts so much

[@sarahnicholas2721]

“People fall asleep to this podcast?” *is half asleep listening to this podcast for the 5th night in a row*

[@pebble5396]

I desperately need a sequel to blood related Rn pretty please with a cowboy hat cherry on top Kurtis!!!

[@elizabethsimon9268]

kurtis: some people said they listen to this while falling asleep me: literally trying to fall asleep

[@jct3439]

19:07 I’ve never heard a more accurate summary of Gamestop’s business model

[@lilystevenson8192]

I never heard your Canadian scent until you said “borrowed”

[@transformedtherapynewzealand]

Haha I am one of those people who fall asleep to this 😴 literally have playlists of different youtubers - mostly listen to Kurtis, Drew, Danny and Jarvis and they're just on play all night while I sleep (or not) my sleep is pretty broken so it's nice to something to listen to while I'm trying to fall/fall back asleep

[@lisazdvoru1660]

Kurtis wisdom: Being in a relationship is more work than doing a podcast.

[@jodob923]

Kurtis: “Apparently- some ppl fall asleep to this” Me: *in bed about to fall asleep* 😯🤭 he knows... It’s my favorite podcast to put on at bedtime. Glad to know I’m not the only one lol!

[@josephmoss5396]

I’m literally falling asleep listening to this

[@PossiblyAlena]

41:05 I love when people have such obscure specific memories of something that they’ll randomly reference.

[@chalochaparro5176]

Kurtis you dork Segments with Jake are funny af

[@nonanona6653]

This podcast doesn't make me sleepy but I live on the other side of the planet and it's always pretty late when it uploads so I mostly listen at night or the next day after work. it's my special unwind podcast, it's engaging and funny in a chill way. Here's for another 3 years 🍻

[@lys7113]

"yknow what, maybe he's right. maybe I should get hello fresh" i say, as a college student who only has a microwave and a minifridge

[@sonjajade7693]

i always fall asleep to podcasts but normally i can never fall asleep to VRG because i’ll just be laying there cracking tf up till 2am. so thanks kurt for the lack of sleep 😐

[@serenlake9596]

Petition to make the full song, "Indoor Boyfriend"

[@sarahscott3906]

“The podcast I was listening to in my ear” Yes Kurtis, that is how sound works.

[@UhhhhLana]

Jacob: What's good? Kurtis: Not much Same Kurtis, same

[@rivuhoh]

About falling asleep listening to the podcast I have anxiety and it's quite difficult for me to fall asleep, like, in silence and this podcast is so chill, it really helps me

[@rujul_04]

the monologue on 1:30 pm>>>>

[@artistana523]

I love how unhinged Kurt boy gets at around 19:00 Lmaoo starts lookin directly at the camera into my soul