The PCP-Crazed Lunatic's Saturn

[@farhanpramadipta1858]

I did not expect this to be an Ed story, judging by the title, I thought it was Rabbit's story

[@CodyRPierce]

Same.

[@ztg1596]

Annnddd it's a copart car

[@rabbits_used_cars]

Oh I've got some great rental property stories. lol

[@ztg1596]

@@rabbits_used_cars share em!

[@yousefkiller1293]

Rob Pitts you and Ed probably share the best stories you should share some of them

[@GOOeysan]

Just recently stumbled upon this channel and I was mainly focusing on Ed's stories for a while. His voice, rhythm of speech and let's say, his alternate ways to describe the "slight imperfections" of his clients pretty much got me hooked on this. Since I'm working as a sales manager, I noticed the way he talks to his clients or the people he's buying cars from and I started to apply his way of gently persuading people at work and in life. Ed, I really have to thank you for improving the overall quality of my life. *Thank you, Ed.*

[@ars3nic]

Thanks, ants. Thants.

[@JohnJones1987]

Just so you are aware, talking like this out of the dealership is a huge no-no. People can tell you're not being sincere. At the dealership this is to be expected, but "gently persuading people at work and in life" is really going to have non-obvious consequences. If you want friends, don't talk to them like this.

[@GOOeysan]

oh nonono, I would never do that to people that are close to me. I was thinking of people that i might either meet once and never again, or someone that i have no interest in knowing.

[@mritten212]

Aww

[@pops55650]

Only Ed can tell a story about a crazed PCP high lunatic in such a calm relaxing way.

[@guskipper1194]

...that time in college where I already had a Ferrari and a Lamborghini and I seriously considered buying a professional athlete's house...

[@youtubesoldout1559]

Right.. I'm embarrassed to be so far behind in life

[@Pernection]

Then end up in the ghetto

[@giovannilarabee3331]

White people problems

[@wheeldealstt5445]

Lmaooooooo, the story is totally embellished

[@calebbitz4147]

@@wheeldealstt5445 yeah I've noticed that about some of his stories lately. Seems he wants to one-up Rabbit

[@rabbits_used_cars]

Sounds like your were staying in one of my rental properties . I know hard to believe the used car man is a slum lord also lol . Glad "Angel Dust Andy" didn't hurt anyone. Great vid Ed

[@bandccoresohio]

Lol Rob we love ya!you and ed are my favorite used car salesman ever....my grandpa had a car lot in the 80s and taught me how to hustle im a core buyer=used car parts catalytic converters... /home handyman atm but looking to get into selling cars you guys have inspired me and for this i thank you!

[@samsonian]

Hot damn I knew this story had a Rabbit connection! Yee haw, now where’s my prize?

[@trppytoes]

Rob Pitts So, you're saying you have some of the sweet sweet angel dust? I'll take 2!

[@FBobby]

Damn Rob when I saw the title of this video I could have SWORN it was gonna be a story from you about some buy here pay here deal gone horribly wrong.

[@ricardomendez4106]

Sans Souci Chronicles!😎

[@hardotyler6415]

"Where a bunch of us could live" - the mantra of all college students getting a big house.

[@EdBolian]

Absolutely! It seemed foolish not to buy a million dollar house.

[@twoah927]

0:52 ed is so relaxed when talking about where to get stabbed in atlanta 😂

[@rabbits_used_cars]

CYYZ_Spotter well there’s so many places that can happen there. 😂😂😂

[@darnelldonerson3042]

I laughed so hard when I watched that part.

[@evanforst7272]

Eds just relaxed about everything

[@Spermwhales93]

As a guy who has spent all his life living in notoriously violent towns/cities, it just becomes as routine to talk about stabbings and hard drugs as any aspect of daily life hahaha.

[@GearheadDaily]

When seconds count... the cops are only minutes away.

[@PeugeotRocket]

@Chris Landry Sure, keep telling yourself that.

[@kellypg]

@Chris Landry woo! Let's bring racism into everything! Yeah! I love you! Let's have some homosexual, interracial, sodomy!

[@jonasghafur4940]

PeugeotRocket people with Anime profile pictures automatically disqualify themselves from having an opinion

[@PeugeotRocket]

+Kelly Grabill Actually, those who believe one would disqualify themselves from having an opinion because they have an anime avatar, disqualify themself from having their opinion taken seriously. The idea that anyone should be stripped of their right to an opinion because they enjoy a particular art form, one which is rich with interesting and diverse characters, well crafted stories, and vibrant art, is that of an intolerant troglodyte. However, even with such an absurd opinion, one still has the right to their opinion... they just won't' be taken seriously. Those of the ignorant persuasion are rarely taken seriously. The few who do take such a person seriously are fellow low class hooligans.

[@mctraxxasman10]

someone's a try hard

[@evancornell5820]

Im beginning to realize Ed is the most intresting man in the world. Seriously considerd buying TOs mansion, casually whipping out the title to Allen Iverson Lambo. Nothing surprises me anymore in Ed stories.

[@t.j.watson7112]

May have some cool stuff but hes a complete douche

[@jtyree0226]

Tyrone James calling someone a douche without even knowing the person or any presenting evidence just makes you look like a douche and a scumbag

[@40rollsonly]

Last time i was this early, Rabbit was still unaware of the profitability of the dodge caravan.

[@SuperPremiumDeluxe]

Nowaday's 8-10 college students have to get together to afford ramen.

[@jakeh1183]

I'm about to graduate and started a very lucrative lawn care business with a student loan then financed a house as a Jr, but yea the dumb ones struggle.

[@zpeed7]

jake h Good for you! 👍

[@johnorr8573]

@@jakeh1183 Good luck Jake!

[@E_tiBEAMERBOY]

@@jakeh1183 Good shit my guy I wish you prosperity!

[@shadowblack1987]

@@jakeh1183 it's illegal to use a student loan for that...

[@chickenonwaffles106]

"there was a sand thing" exactly what i look for in a house i want to buy

[@VINwiki]

I think it was a volleyball court that hadn't been well kept.

[@zackn291]

@@VINwiki "a sand thing" sounds much more appropriate

[@crunchyburrito2257]

Terique Owens (TO's son) got us a bad grade on a group project

[@lilicewall4343]

CrunchyBurrito22 lmao expectable

[@crunchyburrito2257]

Fuert Neigt not really. It was a private school, but he never showed signs of being richer than the average person there. He never had the most expensive shoes or anything like that. He was on wife swap, I saw him at the ESPY’s next to his dad, and TO went to one of his football games.

[@ballistic02]

We NEED a microsoft paint pic of Ed taking Chief Negotiation position on this one..

[@HerculesRockefellerESQ]

Look up Jim'll Paint It on Facebook, send in a request.

[@j.harker8311]

Ed and rabbit will take this channel to the top i love listening to there stories and they're good at telling them 😂

[@t.j.watson7112]

Nah ed will be the one to kill it..hes to arogent and needs a wake the fuck up jab to the nose

[@derekortiz3663]

@@t.j.watson7112 isnt it his business? Maybe hes arrogant but hes eloquent and a good face for his own brand. Fr I'm sure hed be a douchebag in person.

[@TennesseeMatt]

Oh the Saturn... Most every low life/druggie/rapper wannabe that lives around my area drove a Saturn. Must be a universal thing.

[@yerboogieman]

I have a few S-Series. I've been adding mine and any rare ones I see to VINwiki

[@Alex10daysago]

Now a days its a 2002 impala or 2002 nissan altima.

[@supadoopa926]

Here they were always driven by college professors with the back bumper plastered with save the environment and anti-Bush stickers. The original Prius.

[@meatmissilef111]

They were all over Tennessee in particular because they were built here and tons of GM employees got them at a discount. A 1995 Saturn was basically the official car of middle class Nashville for a long time.

[@littlerhino2006]

I had a 1998 Dodge Neon a few years back that my friends called a "low end meth dealer's ride". I was just glad it fit the dealer stereotype, not a user.

[@RP-tz6jv]

You are an amazing story teller Ed, Your videos are the best on Vinwiki. Rabbit Pitts is a close Second though! All of you guys have great stories and that's what makes this channel special. Thank you all.

[@RP-tz6jv]

My Brother and I are interested in Cannonball or 2904. An Engineer and Pizza Delivery guy(Obviously tech vs skill). Vinwiki Sponsorship?

[@EPelcher]

Rabbit is damn good at stories, but you’re the king of them

[@ryanmosey5932]

YESSSS!!! Shrewd negotiator shirt is pure gold!!!

[@TheKaisarwilhelm]

I had a 99 Saturn from 14-18 and I loved it. Great simple little cars. Sad to see someone let one go lile this.

[@Redbikemaster]

I have two. They're great little cars.

[@steventenney8797]

Wtf how is this not a rabbit tale lol

[@oceanexploration]

I love Ed's story telling ability and style. Won't be long until 1 Mill subs and the Golden button!

[@JayLang7]

Let’s go vin wiki video. Makes my day. Plus it’s an Ed bolian one. The best

[@chasecourtney1519]

The way Ed talks about living in the ghetto is absolutely hilarious, I love this story and I want to hear more like this one

[@TheChrisBeach]

"a place where you went, to get stabbed".... I shot my coffee out of my nose. Thanks Ed

[@rontrose]

I love these stories. We all have some doozies when it comes to cars but Ed, you have a particularly great way of making a story come to life. I have a great early 80’s freebase/golf cart story that would be much more interesting if you told it. Cheers and love the channel.

[@exceta3081]

As someone who owns a 99 Saturn sl1 in excellent condition I feel so bad for that little car, saturns last forever if you take care of them. For them to beat on this car hits me in the feels. ...

[@bfra881]

Last time I was this early Rabbit was still Rob!

[@hardotyler6415]

We don't talk about that time in Rabbit's life.

[@rabbits_used_cars]

That’s pretty early. Ironically I scored that nickname at the ford store , about the time this was going on with Ed and his classmates

[@jjj4888]

I can imagine people's reactions when you would say, "I almost bought Terrell Owens' house, but I ended up living in a duplex in West Midtown with a neighbor on PCP who tried to kill us for beating up his burgundy Saturn"

[@jakethreesixty]

T.O. was the most self-absorbed NFL player of his day, dude whined about not getting into the Hall of Fame, and when they finally added him, he doesn't show up to the ceremony... Probably because it wouldn't have been all about him.

[@robertwise1411]

"His heart exploded or something" 😂💀

[@ozzstars_cars]

PCP can certainly make people fond of there Saturn car.

[@PeugeotRocket]

*Their

[@alecfleming373]

Its like a spaceship man... Its in the name, man....... Want some? man...

[@saltko9633]

They're hot rods. Burn oil like crazy and can hardly accelerate without sounding like they wanna break down

[@m1keway266]

I love Ed's stories. It's just so entertaining.

[@quentonlubeck97]

Ed's voice is so buttery smooth, if you need to fall back on anything you should be on the radio

[@billnyabera]

Ed talking so nonchalantly about going to "occasionally get stabbed" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@clintgliford9941]

Last time I was this early, the Challenger was still stock.

[@LManonymous]

You think you won? I'll paint your cars with my blood, just wait and see. Some blood here, some more there. Man I feel tired, let me rest a little bit.

[@m0m02k]

•_•

[@1paizart]

...

[@chdspny]

i am going to enjoy the channel even more now that you had a FASTLANE reference...that show was very entertaining!

[@parthpatel967]

I though this would be Rabbit's story but I ain't complaining with Ed

[@CoastalAutoReactionCAR]

Gotta say I think it’s wicked that Ed still does these himself!

[@blakebodaciousFTW]

That was probably the most amazing story I’ve ever heard.

[@EdBolian]

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.

[@bendubu]

Never saw this story coming but what a story! You have the craziest stuff happen to you, stay safe 😆

[@brettbilger1390]

Aaaaaand Shrewd Negotiator shirt sales go through the roof!

[@JohnBrown-vg9gu]

It's hilarious how when you tell a story your voice remains so nonchalant. The world could be exploding around you and you'd tell it like it's no big deal. 😂

[@ImperiaGin]

Midtown has gotten so nice nowadays. Really changed since the 90s. ATL has really popped up. Love it here.

[@joedirtjr6299]

I could listen to Ed tell stories all day long

[@TheMykkH]

I wish I could tell a story like Ed, amazing.

[@sheriffoftiltover]

Wow, a PCP crazed lunatic that didn't sell his car for more drugs? Also it's an Ed story? This is definitely an amazing story.

[@johnh2349]

Any story with PCP in it... it has to be good.

[@bennybop5387]

"I'm going to get around to it" said every slumlord....😂

[@interpol007]

How does a Georgia resident not own a firearm? Or 50?

[@hardotyler6415]

Can't have concealed carry until 21 so most don't buy until then.

[@interpol007]

Home defense is a lot different than concealed carry

[@hardotyler6415]

@@interpol007 absolutely, but still. Most people here - especially in Atlanta - wait until 21 because it just makes things easier.

[@jeffreyloskoskill4901]

Strange right?

[@stephen3164]

How was this not the FIRST story to be uploaded to Vinwiki?!! 😂👍

[@nickbuchanan9220]

Im a simple man, I see vin wiki post 1min ago, I like

[@Wheresmy2liter]

I wish these stories were on a Spotify podcast. I could literally fall asleep to all of these people's voices they're so good at telling stories and they're all very interesting

[@mackie_p]

The tub in that house looked crazy!

[@dstheunis5n]

Nothing like a vin wiki story to start my day.

[@peacemaker2077]

West town born and raised on the playground I spent most of my days

[@alphamacho6401]

Rev up your Saturn! 🚗💨💨💨

[@kushforthought-8749]

yeah okay Scotty 😂

[@isidoroalfaro440]

crazy story ed keep up with the great videos

[@dimitriwhite9279]

Lmao how does he just say these low key jokes with a straight face

[@MoneyMunday]

For some reason when I read the title, my brain thought it meant there was a bunch of PCP stashed in the Saturn and I expected to hear about a gang hunting you guys down trying to get their PCP back lol.

[@antonisp6629]

The mention of fast lane caught me off guard! I had to pause for a sec.

[@EdBolian]

Yes!!!! Fastlane was epic.

[@antonisp6629]

Yes it was! :D

[@Justins00ss]

Man I just watched this. My neighbor across the street literally had something similar happen. And we lived in a relatively quiet nice area. A guy high on meth or bath salts came banging on there door screaming that they had his wife etc etc. He ended up busting through the front window which was there little girls room. The guy cut a artery in his leg and was bleeding everywhere and on top of that the husband beat the dude senseless until police arrived. Was definitely nuts!

[@NuclearSpinach]

"The square root of eighty one squared"

[@comedian376]

Saturns are great. I had one almost like that but blue, paid $400. Could not kill it. Ramped it, 60mph e-brake pulls, blasted through cotton fields, blasted down trails in the woods, mud holes etc. Was on a very familiar road way out in the country one night and took a corner so hard that it popped the tires off the wheel on the driver side, which spun me off into a ditch. Never got out. Just floored it out of the ditch and rode on wheels all the way. Was dangerously close to chopping the roof off but a guy insisted he buy it for $700. Good times

[@rwdplz1]

Slumlord learned everything he needed to know from 'The Super'

[@Jeenyus137]

Ed or one of his friends totally vandalized that car... haha

[@kevintucker3354]

Call the city next time Ed. They love impounding cars like that. You would make their day!

[@kevintucker3354]

My Papaw used to keep a token in his pocket he called a round tuit.... He would hand it to me if I procrastinated for a half second!

[@milohajek]

Love the comment about "you might only sometimes get stabbed", great

[@ZygalStudios]

That FastLane reference... MY MAN!

[@GreenJeep1998]

Yup, haven't seen that show in years!

[@ZygalStudios]

@@GreenJeep1998 I have the complete boxset!

[@GreenJeep1998]

@@ZygalStudios There's a box set?

[@ZygalStudios]

@@GreenJeep1998 yes! Look it up!

[@GreenJeep1998]

@@ZygalStudios I just may have to, or at least check Amazon Prime.

[@Precisionhack]

100% need to bring back those sweet blonde highlights Ed 😂

[@jgedutis]

What kind of PCP crazed lunatic cant kick down a door? PCP gives you superhuman strength.

[@MattH-wg7ou]

I never seen a more sure thing future bankruptcy than a college kid buying a $1M hiuse in 2006 lmao.

[@matthewrobinson9822]

You only occasionally get stabbed... lol wtf I love when Ed tells these crazy ass stories

[@vr6294]

Great way to start the day 👍

[@jamess4688]

Ed, you were not going to move outside of Lithonia. You may be able to fool these guys but not a GA native. lmaoo

[@pwrightisright8611]

Oh what a glorious day

[@ThePhoneGenius2009]

Was totally expecting Rabbit instead of Ed!

[@wesleygay8918]

I also lived in west midtown ATL while attending Georgia Tech a couple years after Ed. It was a very interesting place, with the occasional very odd person.

[@okcivicx693]

Buying a mansion with friends for less than an apartment lease sounds like a college dream.

[@crownhic6827]

PCP stories are the best stories.

[@prematuretigerflesh7717]

Ed is the *Chris* *Hansen* of Luxury Cars

[@fireplacedude23]

Just another perfect example of **Ed for President**

[@Masterfighterx]

''Also has a great Gym'' shows awesome ''home theater'' LOL

[@johnhofer3089]

I'd like to hear a story about how the recession effected the luxury car market from 2008-2012. Always impressed by this channel, love these stories. I'd like to hear more about the economics of luxury car transactions, in a grander sense than "This guy is rich, a shrewd negotiator, and purchased a stock Gallardo for sticker price."

[@VINwiki]

The biggest thing we noticed was that people stopped wanting to be flashy. Certainly there was a decrease in spending ability but no one wanted brightly colored exotics.

[@trstmeimadctr]

Fastlane? Ah, I see you are a man of refined taste

[@CarswithNash]

I respect that man’s commitment to his car lol!

[@gti189]

That’s funny I read the title and I said to myself this is Definitely one of rabbits stories.

[@Jpmaster33]

Last time I was this early that super bird was halfway stripped

[@BlakeGibbons]

Flexin' that beetle 😂😂

[@loneranger7877]

Uncle Ed.. its 4.40am here in NZ.. I wanna go sleep.. but just cant.. thanks to your videos.. !! #Squad #VINwikiCrew #UncleEdBolian

[@logant7985]

Helluva story, unique for sure.

[@SuperCookieGaming_]

i love saturns and that would have been a good daily driver. i would be mad if everyone destroyed my car but i also wouldn’t let it looked abandoned. i also wouldn’t threaten death to any one who touched it.

[@Stonr]

i can watch this channel all day

[@andrewb8043]

That’s a hell of a deal for 1 mil, I live in mass and houses half the size sell for 1 mil with about a half an acre of land

[@Tucker1Nonly]

Love eds stories

[@henrycollins2478]

How have I not watched this yet

[@customX09]

Wow $1.3M get you SO much more house in the states than Canada. Yes, you can get a really nice house for that, unless you're in Vancouver, but not a sprawling mansion with a basketball court.

[@th3oryO]

Houses are built different in Canada, insulation requirements and just general building codes are significantly higher than many parts of the states. It's too dam cold here haha (also the dollar)

[@Deathbot101]

Ed Bolian, being accused of vandalizing Saturn’s since 2006