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@Ragnell1234 жыл бұрын
“I don’t like music anymore.” “...ok.” That’s really the only response if someone says something like that.
@crawlingboy4 жыл бұрын
The only ever response
@emmanuelcruz15794 жыл бұрын
Or "...oh"
@robina.c.63804 жыл бұрын
it's either saying "okay" very awkwardly or laughing in their face so...
@themurphyshow27524 жыл бұрын
Same. I said " OH GOD!!!!!!"
@bespectacledheroine72924 жыл бұрын
People’s reaction to this quote always gets me wondering: How come this statement gets a bigger rise in everybody than people dismissing other art forms? Is music just that universally loved?
@incognitouser25274 жыл бұрын
"I don't want you to come" The line that birthed 50 shades of grey.
@JustArten4 жыл бұрын
You've done it.
@SkipaDaFlipa3 жыл бұрын
Legend
@Denturess3 жыл бұрын
I’m a fucking 19 year old. I saw this comment like a day after you posted it yet I only actually got the joke 3 months later. I’m stupid.
@shanez12153 жыл бұрын
10 minutes if jackhammering and that's it!
@PlahaKumar3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes 50 Shades of grey. Something that shouldn't exist but it does.
@dannicia88694 жыл бұрын
The rollercoaster ride of “I’m team Jacob guys” to “okay Jacob, you’re losing me buddy” to “you know what they deserve each other” is amazing.
@piscis2103 жыл бұрын
That's more character development than Bella in the entire series
@gennyrose50473 жыл бұрын
Yup
@SnailHatan3 жыл бұрын
@@piscis210 are you kidding me? Bella develops at least 1/2 of a human character INSIDE of her in the last movie.
@some_metalhead3 жыл бұрын
Not so much a roller coaster as it is a cliff drop.
@Meriluslff19892 жыл бұрын
Jacob is the definition of character assassination Lord have meecy
@jammingal1413 жыл бұрын
Apparently, Robert Pattinson said that New Moon was his favorite book. At first I was like, there is NO WAY this man said that. Then looking back it's because Edward is barely in the movie 😂
@joemackley78943 жыл бұрын
😂
@caffeinatedkatie46963 жыл бұрын
When asked if him and Edward had anything in common he said "we look alike"
@dreamofsprings3 жыл бұрын
24:28 song?
@iansmith13693 жыл бұрын
@@dreamofsprings semi-charmed kinda life by third eye blind
@zwelakhe223 жыл бұрын
@@dreamofsprings dun dun dun
@tatersalad764 жыл бұрын
I just realized the werewolf pack look so happy when they enter a scene because that's how dogs get when they see a new person. Oh my god all their scenes are way funnier now
@chrisgetchell63374 жыл бұрын
@@joshuaowens4095 it's Semi Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind
@KittyPieVibes4 жыл бұрын
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
@Sgt.Crawler11164 жыл бұрын
It's pretty blatant that they act like dogs/wolves. They pretty much always walk in a pack, just like Wolves.
@FunZies.4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, a little on the nose, isn't it?
@jonathand.phoenix3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisgetchell6337 bruh I spent like half an hour looking for that song and all I had to do was look at this comment
@azula81334 жыл бұрын
Marcus screaming “Why can’t we just have a movie about a COOL CHARACTER “ is just a HARD vibe.
@ChiefKene4 жыл бұрын
I can concur with Marcus. We definitely read this book freshman year
@ManiaMac16134 жыл бұрын
Because teenage girls love to suffer, I guess
@ethanwilkins60334 жыл бұрын
Tbh I would love to read the novel if it was about Rosalie. Her character was always so interesting to me in the books, but unfortunately Meyer didn’t give her much of an arc.
@jorgeamadosoriaramirez89534 жыл бұрын
I would make the argument that those peripherical characters are cool precisely because they went mostly untouched by Meyer. if she had given them protagonist status, they would suck like all others.
@TriStar444 жыл бұрын
@@jorgeamadosoriaramirez8953 That's actually a great point. It's sad to say since I kind of liked the idea of a Rosalie-centric story, but you're probably right. She would almost definitely ruin it.
@toyosibee.mp34 жыл бұрын
"THEY GOT BLACK PEOPLE IN THESE MOVIES?" i nearly choked i laughed so hard
@kuro-kuromi322 жыл бұрын
LMAO and he’s so right for that reaction tho-
@benhutchinson8020 Жыл бұрын
@@kuro-kuromi32 she
@user-lh7pl2fu9c Жыл бұрын
@@benhutchinson8020 pee
@Marvelfanatic36587 ай бұрын
@@kuro-kuromi32ok
@mr.moviemafia Жыл бұрын
Jacob quite literally peaked with the “what a marshmallow” line, that’s the last time he was ever a likable, healthy-ish, unaggressive character
@benjamincox42118 ай бұрын
He’s not even likeable in the rest of that scene lol
@mariyatakeuchi90095 ай бұрын
I remember watching this scene thinking “yk Jacob actually HAS personality.”And then he just isn’t that
@Valleyraven0074 жыл бұрын
Literally if the story was about Charlie, a rural cop learning his town was hosting a vampire family led by the town doctor and his best friend was a werewolf and he gets involved would be INFINITELY more interesting and badass than this shitty, creepy romance drama
@xblade1494 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@jaypeezulieta21464 жыл бұрын
Kinda like Hopper
@avistasetiadi29154 жыл бұрын
I hope he will share the fanfiction that he'll get about Charlie lol
@sebastianbartolomeo65014 жыл бұрын
But unfortunately we all know they would've never made as much money 😔
@Pedro-zu3uq4 жыл бұрын
And dont forget the central conflict: his daughter is dating a vampire.
@BigTicket21-_4 жыл бұрын
We need a movie where Charlie spends the entire movie hunting the bear that killed all of his friends and has a final showdown with the bear
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
I'm sure there was a Leonardo Dicaprio film called The Revenant where he fought a bear.
@adub921994 жыл бұрын
“I knew there was a gaht damn bear”
@Chrono_Mitsurugi4 жыл бұрын
@Mitch Lang I don't know if you are trolling or not, but that is now part of my headcanon.
@yajat54774 жыл бұрын
@jaydon renth you are genius
@Tharuka224 жыл бұрын
Charlie: You took everything from me The Bear: I don’t even know who you are
@quakywacky80484 жыл бұрын
"What a marshmallow" is still the best quote in the franchise
@ChangedMyNameFinally692 жыл бұрын
Too bad it's Meyer displaying her love of toxic masculinity
@dromalloma26512 жыл бұрын
"YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER??" is still my fave. Either that or Arlo cackling and pointing very emphatically at the CGI child while everyone else tries very hard to pretend this is just another Wednesday.
@vintheguy2 жыл бұрын
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Idc it's still hilarious
@quentinbrown93002 жыл бұрын
666th like. This comment is officially cursed :).
@liam27452 жыл бұрын
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 ehhh, if i had a female friend who wasnt very tough id still call her a marshmellow
@Divaliciousbeauty1233 жыл бұрын
“Why can’t we just have a story about a cool character” ROSALIE HAS SUCH A BETTER BACKSTORY AND US SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING. ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN BELLA
@alexanderzack37203 жыл бұрын
you could make an interesting movie about carlile..... he grew up in england centuries ago, spent ages with the volturi and the movies/books portray it as if carlile was the first, or at least one of the first, "vegetarian" vampires
@rachelreii59522 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure most writers make their main characters generic male or female so the reader can live vicariously through them not all but some
@reizak89662 жыл бұрын
I thought this, too... until Meyer ruined her with Midnight Sun.
@washedblue Жыл бұрын
I'd pay double the admission fee just to see that story fully fleshed out properly. like, the short bit we see in whatever movie is fantastic and would've been so much more interesting than the "romance." or even a movie of a cop dad chasing down what seems like a mutant bear preying on the townsfolk, only to find out werewolves and vampires exist.
@sakuranovaryan9261 Жыл бұрын
I'm kinda gay for Kristen but I agree twilight Bella is painful. Could've given her just a little more expression. Wouldn't hurt the story
@dr.doughboy314 жыл бұрын
"Can someone write me a fanfiction of vampire hunter Charlie?" My time has come
@SaraSG14 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna sit here patiently until you're done!
@AD-zp4pd4 жыл бұрын
Keep us updated
@April_a264 жыл бұрын
Send link pls
@kaitlyndavis60744 жыл бұрын
Commenting so I can know.when this gets an updated
@ae_neo344 жыл бұрын
In queue for the link
@kadenstewart77614 жыл бұрын
After seeing the notification, my first words were: “oh god”
@sabbasarishvili66774 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@JOhnDoe-pi9jj4 жыл бұрын
Started salavating... Breathing intensifies!!!
@mphomuppets4 жыл бұрын
I ran
@Chvse4U4 жыл бұрын
Same reaction.
@ThePlaceCannel4 жыл бұрын
same
@Loyalyoke3 жыл бұрын
“Is there Charlie fan fiction” “What kind are you looking for” “Charlie’s Vampire Hunter Au” “I’ll commission one for you” This is couple goals honestly
@caffeinatedkatie46963 жыл бұрын
When she found the Charlie "fan fic" and started reading out the tags. His expressions are great
@mandospiegel89943 жыл бұрын
Didn't they break up recently, or am I misinformed?
@caffeinatedkatie46963 жыл бұрын
@@mandospiegel8994 >shrugs
@Br-kc2jy3 жыл бұрын
She would also bathe in his ashes, don't forget
@kenilmonpara63203 жыл бұрын
@@mandospiegel8994 is she trans?
@sophieamandaleitontoomey93434 жыл бұрын
“This is a normal healthy relationship.” Jacob in Eclipse: Hold my beer.
@ramiro5324 жыл бұрын
I can’t be the only one who wants to see his take on Hunger Games, Harry Potter, LOTR or the Breaking Bad universe
@bigstunna20494 жыл бұрын
Probably hunger games 1st
@JoseFernandez-bn4tl4 жыл бұрын
Hunger games was pretty meh
@yehudatheodoros65474 жыл бұрын
it's more fun for not that amazing movies
@ramiro5324 жыл бұрын
GR!FF He could do some other stuff, not Picture Show specifically, see how we got ultimate reviews for Marvel & Star Wars, he could turn it into a whole thing where he reviews entire franchises or something. I’m not saying they are to be held at the same standards, HG for me has interesting world building with, like you said, meh movies that do have a lot of cringe/awkward scenes that’d fit this format, although not as effectively as twilight did. The other examples would fit in a more serious analysis and it’d probably be pretty interesting to watch anyways
@towmate46734 жыл бұрын
A breaking bad video maybe, but franchises like Harry Potter or LOTR I don’t think so. What is he going to say, that they’re great? Everybody knows that already
@HailG34 жыл бұрын
Honestly the Twilight saga wouldn't even be that bad if you took Bella, Jacob and Edward out of it and just focused on everyone else. Like, make it about Charlie, the cool, pragmatic small town sheriff (who has a daughter that lives in Florida with her mom but we don't care about that) suddenly finding out about this whole supernatural world, this pack of werewolves lead by his life-long best friend and a clan of "vegetarian" vampires made up of some of the coolest characters ever. Fuck the romance, fuck the creepy shit, fuck the abusive love triangles. Just the cool shit.
@Sercil004 жыл бұрын
And have the Volturi in there. Mainly the leader who looks like he's having the time of his life in these movies, and the other guy who looks like he wants to die to escape the movies. Have much more fights like that insane final battle where the earth opens up and there's LAVA at the bottom. Have Bella, Jacob and Edward fall into the lava. Best movie ever.
@bella-tt9hk4 жыл бұрын
lmao i finished the first book like a month ago, and there’s literally a chapter dedicated to the Cullen’s family history and it honestly was pretty interesting. like Carlisle was born in the 1600’s and was like “what is life.”
@ubadman14 жыл бұрын
@John Collins and the originals
@sleeepy1813 жыл бұрын
I actually love romance But it has to be *GOOD* romance not...whatever happened in twilight.
@settingittowumbo19533 жыл бұрын
I agree. I thought twilight was wack but it’s really just the main 3 that really bog it down
@josiahkruse11804 жыл бұрын
“Let’s face it.. I am hotter than you.” -Taylor Lautner
@ijeomaagbaeze75583 жыл бұрын
General Kenobi
@thatoneguy38833 жыл бұрын
Hello there
@gos_7072 жыл бұрын
Like bruh? He just want Bella to just like him more then Edward
@o0Avalon0o4 жыл бұрын
*Avatar TLA movie:* Too little facial expression. *This movie:* Don't worry, we got this. *Seizures
@someguy53584 жыл бұрын
Don't let these movies distract you from the fact that there wasn't a sequel to Sharkboy and Lavagirl
@Sean_Bird4 жыл бұрын
Truly one of the greatest tragedies in the history of film.
@odanobuniggy38534 жыл бұрын
Sharkby lol
@President_Salsa4 жыл бұрын
NANI!?!
@NOGINT4 жыл бұрын
Sharkby sounds like an extremley cute character
@erikhulthen86624 жыл бұрын
If only Lavagirl showed up in these movies and...just..killed...everyone.
@madigable21254 жыл бұрын
“Our warriors came across...a creature.” Shows a Frenchman.
@HushSkunk4 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's true
@eido42204 жыл бұрын
Um he’s actually a spanish man 😙
@adamb.44044 жыл бұрын
Neon Akuma they’re all colonizers it doesn’t matter lmao
@MrGruntles3 жыл бұрын
@@eido4220 LA CREATURA
@janesmith18403 жыл бұрын
It was incredibly hairy, and smelled terrible
@lilibryant20324 жыл бұрын
Marcus it pisses me off that you’re so underrated. Your content is stupid amazing.
@dawnmayflower44224 жыл бұрын
Team 742 I know right? I’ve been watching him for about a year. He’s funny and smart, he should have more views and subscribers.
@Isaiahlemoine4 жыл бұрын
Well he's almost at 1 million
@ccayco3 жыл бұрын
Underrated at almost 1mil subs? Okay.
@serenacelestine3 жыл бұрын
I - he - 1 million - whut
@grimreefer93243 жыл бұрын
He got a million views on this video alone. ...what in the world do you consider underrated? What is it with people just calling things they like underrated?
@TheFlowerofSpades3 жыл бұрын
“Imagine like you’re a thousand years old and you choose to make your hair look like that.” I swear, these videos are just gem.
@Vanessa-xx3yz4 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone loves Charlie. He really is the best part of this franchise. Whether you like the films unironically or not. Best actor in the series too.
@AvauntVanguard4 жыл бұрын
I just think he played the over-his-head dad shtick really well. And the "wtf is even happening", basically unintentionally being the audience surrogate.
@libidinistlyn4 жыл бұрын
Zydrate Plays i think he just used the reaction he had while reading the scripts in his acting
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
@@AvauntVanguard When he kept getting woken up by Bella screaming in the night I wonder if Charlie ever thought "Might as well unload my shotgun and put her out of her misery."
@poego60454 жыл бұрын
Well, Michael Sheen gives him a run for his money, and he looks like the only actor having fun
@FanksCast4 жыл бұрын
@@Xehanort10 what a dumb question. That's an obvious yes 😂
@DarthFennec4 жыл бұрын
These movies never made any sense to me, because I always thought about them in terms of "would I want to date Edward or Jacob?" and they're both terrible options. But now I think I understand. Bella's not trying to decide between two boys. She's trying to decide between immortality and doggy dick. She wants to live forever, but she also wants that knot. She doesn't give a flying fuck about the people attached to these attributes. This makes so much more sense now.
@TacticusPrime4 жыл бұрын
I upvoted this because I want others to be as afflicted by this as I have been.
@masterjames26274 жыл бұрын
Epic
@planetdrull17012 ай бұрын
You were brave for making this comment. Now I have some incognito research to do
@roslynys Жыл бұрын
i just wanted you two to know that i watch your twilight picture show series once a month bc it significantly improves my quality of life so thank u kings
@emmiebunny043 жыл бұрын
Everyone calls Bella the manipulative one in the relationship with Jacob, it's 100% Jacob. He made her believe that they cannot spend time together unless they're romantically involved. She doesn't want to lose one of her best friends, so she begs him to kiss her. He made her feel as if the only options are romance or nothing. edit; the people defending him have forgotten that he literally threatened to get himself killed because she loves Edward, that is one of the most common things abusers do to keep their victims. She kissed him because a) she didn't want to lose him as a friend and b) she didn't want him to be killed because of her. I don't like Bella, but she it the victim in this scenario. Jacob would be completely valid if he told Bella he needed to distance himself from her because of his feelings. That is a boundary and it's a valid one. But he constantly disrespected her boundaries before and after this, threatening to kill yourself is not a boundary. It's coercion. Bella needs better friends.
@whitefang23122 жыл бұрын
In Eclipse, 100%. But he was so chill in New Moon, then Meyer assassinated his character because she wanted the white man to get the girl, not the native 😒
@CheesecattleMacklesbee2 жыл бұрын
It's on her for not getting over it and finding new friends. Taking yourself out of someone's life is perfectly fine and not manipulation. He's manipulative at other parts but she chose that, it did not happen to her. Accountability
@loiracitr2 жыл бұрын
I disagree. It is true that you don't owe a relationship to someone you care but it is also as true that you don't owe friendship to someone you have romantic feelings for. If he doesn't want to be her friend that's completely fine
@washedblue Жыл бұрын
@@loiracitr you're right but he literally threatened to go get himself killed or kill something when he found out she was engaged. it was clear to anyone else that she was uncomfortable with it but he didn't care -- he was just happy to get his way and kiss her. it's like with "nice guys" who stick around as a friend with ulterior motives, only to throw a fit/dip out when they're denied despite the understanding that it'd go nowhere beforehand. it's understandable for someone to not want to lose someone they care for but don't want in that way so I get why Bella acted abruptly in Eclipse, even if it was questionable. you could argue she was stringing him along in New Moon but it's possible she would've actually dated him if they had more time for her to move on. Meyer totally ruined his character though so I don't blame people for being "team Jacob" back then and it not computing as problematic.
@lithiumkid Жыл бұрын
if those are the only options he would be happy & comfortable with, those *are* the only options. it’s not that weird or wrong that he didn’t want to be just friends with her, it’s generally understood that that can be a little bit difficult emotionally if you’re already attracted to the person & have feelings for them. this isn’t really an example of manipulation on his part, he doesn’t have to try to stay best friends with her when he’s clearly really into her and can’t handle continuing to hang out platonically so much.
@n.l.g.64014 жыл бұрын
"I hate that I don't hate this." Ah yes, a perfect summary of my taste in entertainment.
@bigstunna20494 жыл бұрын
Me watching the prequels
@liam61574 жыл бұрын
I need a remake of these movies made by Quentin Tarantino, focusing on Charlie, just him hunting werewolves and vampires
@crawlingboy4 жыл бұрын
Also since its Tarantino it needs feet scenes
@jojo-gg1iz4 жыл бұрын
This^^^^
@xxevilellisonxx4 жыл бұрын
Did you guys see that AskReddit post too?
@Umbra20794 жыл бұрын
Charlie and Bella's feet. Nice
@wandanemer26304 жыл бұрын
DA GOOD SHIT I PAY TARANTINO TO MAKE.
@trulytobi64643 жыл бұрын
Marcus's journey from being a on team Jacob to, "they deserve each other" is more character development then anything in the twilight series.
@michaelsinger46384 жыл бұрын
I forgot Anna Kendrick was in these films. She's way too good for them.
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
She forgot she was in them too.
@daviscoffey13473 жыл бұрын
Anything’s better than them
@themanofconnor3 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more. That leprosy line... Powerful stuff.
@ceciliathorne68463 жыл бұрын
Was..she?
@annanannee21563 жыл бұрын
Nahh twilight is too good for her
@emilybanks50554 жыл бұрын
"This is a really healthy, normal relationship" -Jacob in Eclipse enters the chat.
@havok10863 жыл бұрын
Jacob in every movie past New Moon has entered the chat
@bobbyshewan42293 жыл бұрын
@@havok1086 ik and I love it
@_tonyvera3 жыл бұрын
Underage vampire babies are tight-Jacob, Breaking Dawn
@dreamofsprings3 жыл бұрын
24:28 song?
@daniel-ov1vo3 жыл бұрын
absurdpizza 7818 semi charmed life
@KiaRoane4 жыл бұрын
“Is this guy bothering you queen” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@salem-01 Жыл бұрын
This is a two year old top comments… with no replies. The actual fuck
@korinthegrimm5538 Жыл бұрын
Lmao I loved that...
@ThickThighsSaveLivez3 жыл бұрын
I will never be tired of hearing semi charmed life with the wolf boys
@goldenageofdinosaurs71922 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to hear that song again without thinking of those fuckers, standing at the edge of the woods 🤣
@variadi Жыл бұрын
Vero: It's wolfin' time Truly ahead of her time.
@jeffismywaifu40934 жыл бұрын
High-school Marcus looks exactly how I imagined him to look
@simplegarak4 жыл бұрын
We know he's Richard Ayoade's son. (or possible escaped clone) He can deny it all he wants but we know the truth.
@OptimusDelta4 жыл бұрын
Richard ayoade+miles morales+marcus turner=perfect combo
@ImfernusRizen3 жыл бұрын
@@OptimusDelta Actually, his name is Marcus "Marcus Turner" Turner
@AdallynD4 жыл бұрын
Something about seeing those shirtless guys running around while Semi Charmed Life is playing just cracks me up
@eliazergonzalez6714 жыл бұрын
Easily the funniest part of the vid for me
@josue652224 жыл бұрын
It's just so perfect. Like I can fucking HEAR the commercial voiceover in my heard.
@artofcujo4 жыл бұрын
This entire movie franchise is a comedy masquerading as a romance
@andrewthornton60434 жыл бұрын
Hey guys im on my way
@Kirsten42604 жыл бұрын
That killed me so hard I was sent back two lifetimes
@fellowpassenger_54-673 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god you're a horrible actress" that's my favorite line that you made😂😂😂
@milesmorales63053 жыл бұрын
That accent he made killed me when he said that
@fellowpassenger_54-673 жыл бұрын
@@milesmorales6305 same lol, I repeated that part of the video like 30 times before I got satisfied with it
@milesmorales63053 жыл бұрын
@@fellowpassenger_54-67 me too lol
@Marvelfanatic36587 ай бұрын
@@milesmorales6305ok
@Marvelfanatic36587 ай бұрын
@@fellowpassenger_54-67ok
@anahbbkali4 жыл бұрын
“this violent delights have violent ends” “Oh from westworld” “From Shakespeare” LOL THAT HAD ME RIGHT THERE 😂
@triple_ceez4 жыл бұрын
“ThIs iS tHe BeGinnInG oF ThE mOvIe” dude this video has so many gems
@triple_ceez4 жыл бұрын
HE DID IT AGAIN 😂
@julianreviews81024 жыл бұрын
“Please place your girl hand in the nearest hand receptacle” had me rolling
@dawnmayflower44224 жыл бұрын
Julian Reviews Lol. “Waiting to receive girl hand!” The cackling as he finished joking was great.
@ethanfawson59524 жыл бұрын
Words cannot express how much I want them to do a picture show ripping on 50 shades of grey
@yashmathur2 Жыл бұрын
Wish fulfilled 👀
@lesh9418 Жыл бұрын
oh boy are you gonna love a recent update
@noaha61859 ай бұрын
Mazeltov!
@b31a714 жыл бұрын
There should be a story about Charlie fighting the serial bear.
@captainpanic36168 ай бұрын
I’m imagining it’s like Leon and Mr.X. Charlie’s hunting the Bear.
@theannouncer55384 жыл бұрын
Edward: can you at least attempt to control your thoughts? Jacob: Dude I’m 17, what’s your excuse
@PangolinMontanari4 жыл бұрын
If I was Jacob I would then deliberately imagine Edward sobbing in the corner while they fuck
@aivlysplath4 жыл бұрын
@@PangolinMontanari legit made me laugh, that's hilarious!
@thekbot11554 жыл бұрын
I feel like the Charlie spinoff book would be called "Daylight", preferably with a tiny subtitle "Savings"
@Rikku1474 жыл бұрын
A dad joke for our favorite dad
@6ixlxrd4 жыл бұрын
Dying Light...wait, that's already a thing.
@SaraBanartist4 жыл бұрын
Dad-light The Daddening
@nikkovalidor48904 жыл бұрын
karen may have taken the kids but she can't take his guns
@AG_Animation9313 жыл бұрын
The constant use of Semi-Charmed Life in conjunction with the wolf boys is just unfathomably hilarious to me
@TheAlienGangster3 жыл бұрын
I find it funny that she misses Edward when they looked like they had the most sad and immature relationship
@Dyler3 жыл бұрын
Kizaru the GOAT.
@rna1514 жыл бұрын
"I take it back, Jacob's just the worst" - and we haven't even hit Jacob's low-point yet.
@danieldaw17784 жыл бұрын
Well, they had to make Jacob less appealing than Edward, and Edwards already fucking horrible.
@Electriophile4 жыл бұрын
When he finds out Jacob falls in love with a baby but pinky-swears not to fuck her until she's 18 I think he might literally explode.
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
@@danieldaw1778 Probably because Meyer wanted people to ship Edward and Bella so she turned Jacob into an asshole then a paedophile.
@223muey4 жыл бұрын
The “werewolves” are literally Saturday is for the boys personified
1:50 I'm officially team Jacob because of how Edward parks his car
@shr1mpsush13 жыл бұрын
Yeah, thats a red flag no one talks about.
@robertcortez49563 жыл бұрын
Marcus and Veronica: [Barking and howling] The Neighbors: Crap, they're watching Twilight 3 again
@CometX-ing4 жыл бұрын
That women letting the wolf lick inside her mouth was hard to watch.
@unoriginalyoutubename87614 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was disgusting.
@jasonkeleher52954 жыл бұрын
I remember going to a wolf sanctuary and the guide let us meet the wolves and they wanted us to let the wolves lick our teeth and it was the worst. The wolves were cool tho
@ReverieNightengale4 жыл бұрын
Yeahhh, I gagged at that part. She looked like she was enjoying that way too much.
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
Perfect metaphor for Bella and Jacob though.
@ZachBobBob4 жыл бұрын
She was so into it I literally screamed oh my god
@KrazyKelor4 жыл бұрын
Bella on cliff: . . . Edward’s voice: don’t do this. Bella: You know, most insane people hear voices telling them to kill themselves. Bella hears voices telling her not to, and then tries to anyway.
@NordicNer4 жыл бұрын
Well, they do say you shouldn't listen to those voices in your head!
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
The fact that Twilight fans think a girl crying and screaming in the night because a guy she barely knew left her, a guy she only lusted after and didn't love despite the series portraying it otherwise, going catatonic for months and doing dangerous things purely to see a hallucination of Edward telling her not to do them. The fact that fangirls think that's romantic makes them as insane as the character of Bella clearly is.
@darkstar44944 жыл бұрын
Xehanort10 but it was true love. The gods meant for them to be together. You wouldn’t understand...
@anenemystand55823 жыл бұрын
I'm far to late to the party. But I now feel strongly compelled to write a fanfiction where Charlie investigates the cold case of his daughters murder and ends up wrapped up in the world of vampires and werewolves. Naturally my entire understanding of that world comes from these videos. I think I've got a pretty good handle on it.
@scremmy_draws3 жыл бұрын
“When you’re the only cosplayer in the hotel elevator” THAT HURT ME
@alexanderh96424 жыл бұрын
I just realized that one of these vampires is also Sokka in the live action Avatar movie, and I think that says a lot.
@OppositeofHATE74 жыл бұрын
But he also has a band that makes pretty great music. I've seen them live
@sophieamandaleitontoomey93434 жыл бұрын
He got nominated for worst Supporting actor for Eclipse and the Last Airbender in the same year.
@fitsumtessema74564 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU, i was so confused, where do i know this guy?, this demeanor?😂😂
@Paraves4264 жыл бұрын
Didn’t know this but as soon as I read it it clicked
@infinitypercival59584 жыл бұрын
Are you the Ovatar Ong?
@tikidino4 жыл бұрын
Sorry but the line I thought of was , “We’re werewolves not swearwolves.”
@ScottieSobel4 жыл бұрын
Did they ever make that spinoff?
@-LamiaSage-4 жыл бұрын
@@ScottieSobel I know they made the tv series, and I think they are still working on the spinoff ^^
@aidanaidan86624 жыл бұрын
Is that a what we do in the shadows reference
@MikeP8283 жыл бұрын
“That doesn’t add- that doesn’t” “...It adds up.”
@M4g1cian_X3 жыл бұрын
"you fucked up my favorite carpet!!!!!! you just gon let her ruin our good rug?!!!! we've had that for 2000 years!!!!!" dude, you really killed me........ Lmfao!!!!!!
@taliaroses Жыл бұрын
"Jasper, it's okay... ʷᵉ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵇˡᵉᵃᶜʰ ⁱᵗ."
@MrCerebellum24 жыл бұрын
“....from Westworld?” “It’s from Shakespeare” “ ItS fRoM wEsTwOrLd” “......ok” 😂😂😂
@samuelchristie5704 жыл бұрын
MrCerebellum2 “She’s reading Westworld” Picture of Romeo and Juliet
@MagicMaster6674 жыл бұрын
In the famous words of Count Dooku: *_"I've been looking forward to this."_*
@coolbeans1coolbeans1874 жыл бұрын
yes
@benkylo80154 жыл бұрын
"Twice the films, double the fall."
@benleon9274 жыл бұрын
"Lollypops otherwise known as cavities on a stick" - Dentist Dooku
@MagicMaster6674 жыл бұрын
@@benkylo8015 Videos on the following movies haven't been made yet. *_"Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete."_*
@toriand134 жыл бұрын
"ROSALIE SAID ACAB" - 22:52
@ReinaElie4 жыл бұрын
His bella's dad impression is so good I die everytime
@rickyhann17754 жыл бұрын
The edits he added to the fight scene with him screaming in excitement is by far and away the funniest 15 seconds I have ever experienced. Thank you Marcus
@SiyabongaAfrica4 жыл бұрын
The anime and video game sound effects really made it hilarious 😂
@ZachBobBob4 жыл бұрын
I was crying laughing man
@funnysonicman4 жыл бұрын
😱”WHAT?!”
@elisabethschmerzler9634 жыл бұрын
Especially with the Monty Python organ cut, which cracked me up!
@modest19894 жыл бұрын
You got to get out more homie g
@Pensive_Scarlet4 жыл бұрын
"It's shot better," he said as Bella's chest heaved into frame. The audience knew, though, that he was pure and untainted, unlike them, and that he was merely genuinely commenting on the actual cinematography.
@janesmith18404 жыл бұрын
This comment was an adventure
@hubbanubba43014 жыл бұрын
@@janesmith1840 still more entertaining than the movie
@braindeadstonehead95004 жыл бұрын
Man this comment was written better than the last two seasons of GoT
@caiomesquita2684 жыл бұрын
The choosen one
@mattgee4867 Жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@thejadedjester49352 жыл бұрын
10:51 obviously inspired by the famous line It's Morbin time, so well written a line, it transcends time and space.
@KrypticSpiderMan Жыл бұрын
This came out 2 years before Morbius came out.
@thejadedjester4935 Жыл бұрын
@@KrypticSpiderMan maybe read the joke again? In particular the second half.
@KrypticSpiderMan Жыл бұрын
@@thejadedjester4935 wow, my dumbass didn't pick that up☠️⚰️
@Sleeepehead2 жыл бұрын
I do miss having her in the picture show episodes, she’s hilarious
@lillianmcgovern Жыл бұрын
They*
@joshingyou84704 жыл бұрын
"dis da beginning of d movi" Such masterful commentary
@emo.barbie4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@funnysonicman4 жыл бұрын
Ry 15:38
@shesus19864 жыл бұрын
@@funnysonicman & 28:54
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
2:20 The funniest thing is that Pattinson hated playing Edward so much that his pained and constipated looking facial expressions were intentional.
@runningcommentary21254 жыл бұрын
Pattison's reactions to Twilight are the only good thing to come out of it.
@TheGoldenDunsparce4 жыл бұрын
How was the director so blind, he didn't stop him? XD
@IchiEyes4 жыл бұрын
@@TheGoldenDunsparce It's almost like no one cared during the entire production of these travesties 😂
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
@@runningcommentary2125 And the butthurt reactions from Twilight's fangirls about it. They're incapable of understanding that actors and actresses don't like or have to like every film they do. They think because he was in the Twilight films he has to like them. Some of them even say "He made loads of money from them so he's ungrateful for not liking them." You can like the money you made from a film while disliking the film itself. He only did them for the money but because it breaks their fantasy that an actor from the series is as obsessed with the series as they are they delude themselves that he loved the series when all the actors involved hated it.
@ah-nononoo4 жыл бұрын
Hhh, I need direct quotes because that's gOld
@pandalandalopalis65153 жыл бұрын
"oh she was reading westworld" never fails to make me WHEEZE
@wandanemer26303 жыл бұрын
What a good fucking show.
@samhodgkinson89014 жыл бұрын
The fight scene at 27:00 made a decent video into a genuine masterpiece
@rickardkaufman39884 жыл бұрын
Robert Pattinson in 2010: I hate my career. Robert Pattinson in 2020: I love my career.
@webheadgabe11774 жыл бұрын
Robert Pattinson in 2020: *is THE Batman*
@webheadgabe11773 жыл бұрын
Ahmad Toqeer Becuase its a different approach to the character that hasn’t been done properly before
@rickardkaufman39883 жыл бұрын
@@webheadgabe1177 Also, it's way dark this time. Also, studios want that dough no matter what.
@kobe-wankenobi68434 жыл бұрын
"Is this guy bothering you QUEEN?"😂😂
@shanez12153 жыл бұрын
He's ready to stop that car with his bare hands. "Trap muscles ENGAGED"
@Tony_J_Nolan6 ай бұрын
I love this series it's low-key iconic
@013796 ай бұрын
High-key
@hiropon29855 ай бұрын
the semi charmed life edited in makes me laugh every time ahahah ah this was SO FUN
@whitevanboy86424 жыл бұрын
Cosmonaut Variety Hour: Episode II Attack of the Friend Zone
@bella-tt9hk4 жыл бұрын
funny enough the romance in Attack of the Clones is akin to this “romance” lmao
@andythewarriorwang47554 жыл бұрын
@@bella-tt9hk Facts
@bobbyshewan42294 жыл бұрын
What would Episode 3 III be?
@gabrielmutombo70784 жыл бұрын
@@bobbyshewan4229 revenge of the simp
@midnighthope77524 жыл бұрын
i see you too are a man of culture
@myhandlewastakenandIgaveup4 жыл бұрын
The look on his face when she said “and the we have to watch fifty shades of grey” was holy crap! What did I sign up for?
@catherinetannahill37144 жыл бұрын
the final edit of the vid when it just zooms into his face while she talks about fanfic is the mark of true love lmao
@xuapril324 жыл бұрын
i did NOT know that hilarious picture of kristen stewart patting taylor lautner on the head exists and OMG HOW that is so funny
@grapelund3 жыл бұрын
“I’m seeing some problems getting involved with a 17 year old girl!!” Lmaoooo
@edahnndlovu2744 жыл бұрын
Looking back, they really did do my man Jacob dirty in Eclipse onwards. They destroyed his character, and then his storyline. Rough
@Pazuzu4All4 жыл бұрын
Damn straight. Stephanie Meyers realized that was she wrote a way better character in Jacob than in Edward, so she did a character assassination because she wanted the white, Mormon-friendly, 100yo virgin to win in the end.
@quinn59203 жыл бұрын
I think you mean "ruff"... I'll see myself out
@trapattack96613 жыл бұрын
I remember in the end of the saga even though Edward and Bella are married he's like: you know you love me
@isaacgray29093 жыл бұрын
It's the reason why most people were Team Jacob. He's one of the likeable character up until Eclipse
@raine-time3 жыл бұрын
Then she made him a creep by imprinting on a baby lol
@Agrellar4 жыл бұрын
There was a Charlie Swan: Vampire Hunter joke going around back in the day where the story was re-written. I think Bella and Edward were the side plot as Charlie discovered his buddy's a werewolf chief and the Cullen family secret. Bella actually died giving birth and Charlie lead the fight against the volturi to protect his granddaughter.
@SaraSG14 жыл бұрын
Is that REAL? Do you have a link??? I NEED this in my life.
@msrustyspatula86794 жыл бұрын
I think I'd actually like that more than the real thing
@johnthemangood87004 жыл бұрын
That sounds like the greatest thing ever!!!!!!
@Agrellar4 жыл бұрын
@@SaraSG1 It's been years, I was a sophomore in highschool at the time, and it was something my ex showed me. Sorry
@californiapoppyseed69604 жыл бұрын
I googled the title and there are posts of it ALL OVER wattpad and fanfiction.net let the glory begin
@neves25783 жыл бұрын
Rosalie's backstory would unironically make a pretty decent movie tho
@RamiroBelmaresJr Жыл бұрын
27:00 Marcus' reaction to the epic fight scene was exactly what I expected lol
@j.r.17044 жыл бұрын
Dude I can’t believe no one ever found the Bear serial killer. The franchise ends on a huge cliffhanger
@horatiohuskisson54714 жыл бұрын
“From Westworld?” “No it’s from Shakespeare” “No Westworld!” Hahaha
@wesley33004 жыл бұрын
1:32 *Romeo and Juliet* “Oh, she’s reading Westworld” 😂😂
@patbateman81163 жыл бұрын
Those edits in the fight scene at the end had me in tears 😂😂
@MANJYOMETHUNDER1114 жыл бұрын
I feel like Stephanie Meyer watched early episodes of Buffy and thought she'd write Edward breaking into Bella's house the same way Angel snuck into Buffy's, but failed the execution completely.
@bijibadness4 жыл бұрын
there is _nothing_ sexy about the Vampire Boyfriend sulking like a creep in the background while the Main Girl talks to her male friend. why would anyone consider that kind of possessive jealousy favorably?
@alexs_toy_barn3 жыл бұрын
you're totally on point, but no one's saying these characters are good role models, or that these are healthy relationships. people (supposedly) enjoy these movies in spite of all the dumb stuff
@zerdaloo3 жыл бұрын
I'm not condoning Edwards behaviour, but he's a vampire and the other man's a werewolf.
@farequinas56153 жыл бұрын
Same as how people goes crazy on those yandere lovers. It makes them feel much more wanted, to a violent degree.
@Barnesofthenorth3 жыл бұрын
It's because the author of these books has serious emotional issues. I mean it starts with a 100 year old trying to fuck a 17 year old and breaking into her house, and ends with another old person saying he wants to fuck a baby. Seriously she is messed up.
@TheHaHaNinja3 жыл бұрын
That scene makes him look like such a beta and it's fucking hilarious
@ladygaygay944 жыл бұрын
The Dark Side Of The Moon: Charlie vs The Serial Killer Bear
@OhCityGround4 жыл бұрын
Winner, the belle because she can date Edward without having to waste time on him since he's dead!
@bardjoyal79364 жыл бұрын
Topical Ton Hawk sound effect
@TheDCmatrix4 жыл бұрын
Also, it syncs up to the Pink Floyd album of the same name
@jdaws4896 Жыл бұрын
If l’m ever sad I watch this to warm my soul 👍🏻
@kostas225cmp2 жыл бұрын
I can't help but rewatch your Twilight videos every few weeks, and they still crack me up.
@kyubiiofrage4 жыл бұрын
So everyone loved Jacob in New Moon, so Myers had to write him as an absolute ass to make Edward look better in Eclipse, yeah?
@nanamiharuka32694 жыл бұрын
@Malum That's a yikes from me dawg
@aaliyahgriffin7813 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what happened lol
@littlesparrow3032 жыл бұрын
Yeah she was being a baby that everyone liked Jacob than Edward. I heard that she sees herself as Bella & wants to be a vampire.
@katarzynape Жыл бұрын
Edward was actually an obsessive control freak in like first half of the Eclipse (the book), along with Alice. All the trio (Bella, Jacob and Edward) had horrible personalities in this book and it was hard to choose who was worse.
@aguywithalotofopinions4124 жыл бұрын
We all had a crush on Alice before we realized how bad these were
@bloodyraptor62514 жыл бұрын
I still have a crush on Alice tbh
@emptyteacup82283 жыл бұрын
Still have a crush on her 💖
@ragnabloud3 жыл бұрын
Anyone named Alice is getting dicked out
@abney_663 жыл бұрын
Nah she wasn't really that hot to me
@MT-sn3dl3 жыл бұрын
for me it was rosalie
@mctwisteyflops2825 Жыл бұрын
The amount of emotions this man went through when she read the fan fiction was amazing
@oscartrevino4614 жыл бұрын
11:21 I will never see this movie the same way ever again
@johnwax96064 жыл бұрын
What’s that song?
@ImfernusRizen4 жыл бұрын
@@johnwax9606 Semi-Charmed life
@aidancrews7713 жыл бұрын
@@ImfernusRizen thank you. THANK YOU I have been searching everywhere for it
@KatsuHoku43 жыл бұрын
DO DO DO DODODOOOOO HEY BOYS
@Tarumarugan4 жыл бұрын
The song they play every time the shirtless wolves show up had me crying 😂😂😂😂😂
@thelegendaryhusquin99064 жыл бұрын
What was it called? I NEED TO KNOW
@NicoleeLubb4 жыл бұрын
@@thelegendaryhusquin9906 Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life
@Firefly072 жыл бұрын
🎶 I want something eeeEEeeElse ~
@pennifold2 жыл бұрын
Doo doo doo, doo de doo doo
@johnhart88562 жыл бұрын
🤣
@trash_chan4 жыл бұрын
Marcus: 8:18 Also Marcus: 26:16 We like to see character development.
@sauravchaudhary9974 жыл бұрын
NICE
@metaldude45632 жыл бұрын
The Markus glowup is real. Good for you king
@hackblowfists74373 жыл бұрын
The recurring Semi-Charmed Life every time Jacob's friends appear kills me.