Wavy News 10/29/2019 (19-005)

[@chefmarv6499]

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[@subzerobadass]

I do hope that Europe and the UK can reach a flexible, Brexible, sexible stench.

[@jackofallspades98]

That is what's needed to break the country's ass, after all

[@cullenmayes3370]

After Boris Johnson lost his erection? Fat chance.

[@Circuitssmith]

Glad to be appraised on the current status of Hongk Hongk.

[@danford4275]

Tommy McMommy is the only newsman I trust in these trying times.

[@jackofallspades98]

Gusting winds are spurring officials to shut off President Dump out of fear that a spark could cause impeachment. *OooOooooOooooOooPs!* [Everyone enjoyed that]

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Wavy News was recorded in front of a live studio audience.

[@caellach]

What a brand shift, from Wavy to Sick and Depraved.

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Honk honk

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I love these. I'm so glad noisepuppet is back.

[@RobotnikIsSexy]

All hail the poop king

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Tommy McMommy is a blessing to Journalism as a whole.

[@Grellman]

Dump delights at his own demise in front of Dumpocrats

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listening to these once i get home is my routine now.

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Another Wavy News! This is the most news I've listened to in some time (laugh track).

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[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Imagine trying to sentence mix Simlish 😵

[@plushifoxed]

Thanks, Tommy McMommy.

[@MrUnidyne]

Pakianistanistan has assured its steadfast support to the war shattered United States.

[@boopsnoot3142]

That extended Ooooooops! is an amazing punchline

[@dyrex1468]

Good to see Pakiganistan finally showing its support to the war shattered United States.

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

Those naive, peace loving Americans never stood a chance when Canada invaded. :(

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same lol :P

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Honk Honk

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[@MrRyukage]

The European Union agreed on flexible,brexatable,sexiable extentention.

[@kingofthemoon3063]

Only Tommy McMommy gives us the straight unbiased news we need.

[@bachaddict]

I absolutely love word cutting jokes like extension -> stench

[@Jojje94]

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[@pabulum28]

Tommy McMommy is the father of my child

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Tommy McDaddy

[@Mattteus]

His new material is killing it! Listen to that audience!

[@bmkh10]

In this edition of Wavy News, Tommy McMommy reports that flexible, brexible, sexible Boris Johnson lost his erection. And now the weather.

[@Circuitssmith]

A wavy weather segment would be pretty cool too.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@Circuitssmith the Weather Lizard agrees

[@Ilovewashers]

"Tommy Mcmommy" lol.

[@raiverns9620]

I love you Tommy McMommy

[@jakesteven1980]

Slow day today. But this is sick and depraved news.

[@magnified111]

I want to keeps the oyl.

[@SeabassDayo]

Thank you! Please continue producing this gggggggreat content! :)

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

I will give my undying support to Pakiganistan.

[@gaynebula6439]

666th view. Weiew. It's good to have you back, noisepuppet.

[@ZEROELPOETA]

1:00 - Boris Johnson, on Monday, lost it's erection (ahahahahaha), he says that's what needed to break the country's ass!

[@JensenStiles]

Thanks, Tommy McMommy!

[@courtneymiddleton9663]

My name is Tommy mc'mommy from now on

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Looks like that spark caused multiple impeachments... oooooohps!

[@doggdemuro]

Tommy McMommy

[@thecianinator]

Tommy McNews and Tommy McMommy!

[@Gl1tch_Gremlin617]

That one dislike equals President dump

[@richardgadberry8398]

"This is Sick and Depraved News."

[@QuintusCunctator]

Thanks for the live reaction of Boris Johnson losing his erection. Truly riveting moments.

[@irwinnelson9808]

Glad to hear support from Pakghanistan in war-shattered America.

[@jetfueljp4]

The laff track had me rollin

[@hectorvoskin]

How is Boris Johnson supposed to break the UK's ass if he loses his erection?

[@Wavemaninawe]

That was what was needed. He sacrificed his erection as a distraction, in order to set up the national ass breaking.

[@krampuskardashian5890]

These are fucking solid gold.

[@ThePiquedPigeon]

It seems the EU finally had their Flexible Brexible Sexible stance these days

[@bachaddict]

I want to have a flexible brexible sexible stench, where can I get one?

[@joelhedman8367]

My favorite is Tommy mcmommy

[@XoJOHNoX96]

Love the propaganda

[@fervereaone]

I'm actually calling trump president dump now. Forever and always. And Idgaf if who ever I'm speaking to dosent get it. Dump is. Dump will. Dump do.

[@milkmansteve1]

Well this was a rare miss ... im only slightly dissapointed