Wavy News 11/12/2019 (19-012)

[@MrUnidyne]

"I'm embattled. I'm trying to paralyze the city. I'm extremely selfish. I'm violent. I shot a protester and I'm on fire. I'm melting. You're listening to Wavy News."

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

Me talking to my psychologist. Just kidding, i don't have a psychologist.

[@MiXedPlague]

I lost it at I shot a protestor

[@MiXedPlague]

Millenniumhand and shrimp and nor do you need one

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

@@MiXedPlague That's not what my imaginary psychologist says.

[@Circuitssmith]

Ay dios mio.

[@MBRSims]

"Israel strongly rejects justice" This aged very well.

[@EnderBlitz]

'Turkeys believe in The Force.' so this is how The Jedi return...

[@Wavemaninawe]

"The international community opposes WavyNews." All hope is lost.

[@MustraOrdo]

We are the last bastion of hope, wavemaninawawenamew

[@Wavemaninawe]

@@MustraOrdo You pooped my name. Suddenly i feel all warm and fuzzy inside. 😁 Thank you.

[@MustraOrdo]

@@Wavemaninawe you're welcomemoclew

[@____NOVA____]

*Isreal strongly rejects justice.* Wavy News just keeps on spittin fax

[@ImpendingRiot83]

Ikaros Fox Oh look, the furry is a nazi, who’da thunk?

[@ImpendingRiot83]

Ikaros Fox Yeah, I’m the asshole while you advocate for the ongoing genocide, okay fur trash. 😂

[@KingLich451]

oooh no A N T I S E N I L I S M

[@BrokenSet]

aged like wine

[@MustraOrdo]

@@BrokenSet and a fine one at that

[@YoumuHoover]

0:38 "Bahaha just kidding"

[@dragonslair951167]

It's nice that wavy news provides employment for an extremely selfish and violent person who is trying to paralyze the city, shot a protester and is currently on fire. It can't be easy for her to find a job.

[@ArcturusOTE]

Who's on fire, the protester or the one who shot the protester?

[@Maldoror2112]

@@ArcturusOTE I'm pretty sure it's the one who shot the protester, but this is WAVY News-- anyone and everyone is liable to burst into flame at any moment.

[@TellEmB290]

Jack Dorsey, for instance.

[@RatPfink66]

¡ay dios mío!

[@RIPCompanionCube]

You're spoiling us, sir. I'm morally obligated to ask for your hand in marriage.

[@TheLightningStalker]

@HiIamFin Not when Melton

[@Tirgo69]

Bahahaha, just kidding.

[@TheCaledioScope]

"Turkeys designate YTP as terrorists but turkey is delicious."

[@jackofallspades98]

Hey man, I've been thoroughly enjoying this noisepuppet Renaissance. So happy to see you active again and (hopefully) enjoying getting back into editing YTP. I recently went back and revisited your Q&A video from 2015, and I was wondering if you'd be interested in doing another one. Despite the initial lewd and nonsensical appearance of your work, there's a depth to it that shows off a truly unique knack for manipulating language. I think you're a fascinating and brilliant guy and I'd love the chance to ask some deeper questions about YTP.

[@JensenStiles]

Well said. I second the interest in seeing another Q&A!

[@VANQUlSHED]

I'm interested as well

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

I am also a highly interested longtime fan who is deeply interested in this man called NoisePuppet.

[@alexpowell5572]

@@TheGreatsagegoku deeply interested in sister twisted suspuppet

[@9thDallasMowerExpo]

It's about time there was some international coordination on YTP. I know they're not everyone's cup of tea, but designating them as terrorism may be a tad excessive.

[@wilberforce95]

"I'm embattled" is strangely poetic.

[@Wavemaninawe]

"I'm trying to paralyze the city..."

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

"I'm extremely selfish"

[@michaelblackwell2732]

@@jeffcarroll1990shock “I’m violent. I shot a protestor and am on fire.”

[@user-rv8yv4yh9n]

Republicraticans, my favorite party

[@vanitymirrorss]

"I shot a protestor." Now THAT'S proactive journalism. If you can't get the breaking headlines, make them yourself :)

[@Maldoror2112]

I recall that happening on 5 Second Films too. I just realized that I get my daily fill of funny stuff almost exclusively from KZbin. I hope the hilarity doesn't stop!

[@purin172003]

You have always been the crown jewel in the crown that is YTP, noisepuppet. We love you. :)

[@NautiluStudios]

I can’t believe Meltan shot a protestor, Meltan would never do this, literally shaking and crying rn

[@robertlucas8104]

Ay Dios mio had me dyinggggg

[@raiverns9620]

"BAHaHaHaHa, JuSt kIDdiNG"

[@floofyfoxxo744]

hewwo :3

[@ANARKKY]

immediately hit the notification on the upload, love your stuff noosepoopet

[@Erdenichtspricht]

1:19 Damn, Meltin, calm down! You're as bad as the turkeys!

[@dragonfang2953]

PLEASE do more of these!! We love you noisepuppet! From all your fellow republicraticans

[@nameymcnameface1834]

Melton has some serious issues. I think she needs to work those out before she brings Wavy News into even further disrepute.

[@poly_g6068]

It just spirals further and further into idiocy so beautifully

[@raiverns9620]

If Tommy McMommy is the protagonist of wavy news, then Apesauce McGapey is the deuteragonist and Meltin' is the Antagonist

[@TipsGalore]

Glad I could catch this late night segment Wavy News 👍

[@Branogenus]

Im taking a vigorous dump right now. Coincidence?

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

Did you release 390,000,000 farts?

[@Branogenus]

@@Jeremy.Bearemy Yup, all while watch Meltin and the US airforce level the Panera.

[@13CaptainPrice]

No Tommy McMommy. Tell Bert

[@catwantsfishie]

The "bahahahaha" made me lose my shit

[@YirbyBond00Y]

Turkey Wars: The Turkeys Strike Back

[@KingLich451]

Hahaha

[@plushifoxed]

I'm embattled. I'm trying to paralyze the city. I'm extremely selfish. I'm violent. I shot a protester, and am on fire. I'm meltin'. *You're listening to Wavy News.*

[@dannyg1812]

Good to hear YTP is expected to top the agenda.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

ay dios mio

[@thewhoppinator]

What in the CHRIST is that picture? I love it

[@thecianinator]

Peppery.

[@Maldoror2112]

I love it too! WAVY News should have its own designer toyline. I'd buy the whole set!

[@redshiftexperiment]

We need more Wavy News! I'm meltin' !!

[@Joe.Horsenail]

Something about this edition reminded me of The Delicious Dish Season's Eating episode.

[@JensenStiles]

Turkeys have become an epidemic

[@DaMainman2]

Not sure it was a good idea for Wavy News to hire a mythical pokémon. Meltan seems to be rather violent and selfish.

[@FartOfAsspiration]

I don't have a Meltan, but this behavior doesn't surprise me

[@linguicaguy]

They were gonna hire another mythical Pokemon, but he demanded that the station be called Wavy Mews and the company refused.

[@richardgadberry8398]

The International Community opposes Wavy News.

[@wilberforce95]

Turkeys want a vacation. I'm turkeys.

[@alloutofdonuts3998]

this made me laugh so hard but I’m going to have to listen again, probably a few times. I was hoping someone would do this(bcuz I ain’t know how). Bravo! Also....feef!

[@Joe.Horsenail]

YTP is expected to top the agenda.

[@westdakotaofficial7940]

Make a Polar Express YTP!

[@JensenStiles]

please GOD yes

[@OctaveDoct0r]

0:12 did i just hear "aye dios mio"? "oh my god" in spanish? LOL

[@noisepuppet]

Yes!

[@OctaveDoct0r]

​@@noisepuppet Bloody brilliant! I love it!

[@Bombtrack411]

the deadliest wavy news, thus far

[@UniverseIndistries]

Love the Harry Potter reference on the left. :)

[@gadgefan48]

1:20 This YTP literally predicated the future

[@thomaspassegger2768]

0:45 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@colin5227]

Every so often i wonder if there will be more of these, but i get that not all projects are sure to continue and that the news has been even more depressing since the whole (checks writing on hand) panacotta started

[@MrHarry5518]

"President Nagash of Afganistan" Lmao

[@alexpowell5572]

Is there somewhere I can give you money for making me laugh consistently

[@noisepuppet]

Alex Powell thanks! I'm working on that!

[@alexpowell5572]

keep us posted Mr sosman

[@jakesteven1980]

Bahahaha, just kidding!

[@hoobaguy]

I literally peed in my pants at "republicraticans"

[@eliseoramos397]

Turkey is delicious, lol.

[@jowilson5581]

YES.

[@EarthboundX]

So since I've been watching more YTPs recently I've beginning to wonder, has anyone ever made an opposite or anti YTP? Where they take a really raunchy or explicit source, and try to make it G rated? I just think that could be interesting to see, at least once or twice.

[@FlameAdder]

So basically a video version of DELICIOUS CAKE

[@JensenStiles]

The closest thing would probably be DaThings1 with his "clean" YTPs, but he was doing it more to make clean examples of what is usually a very lewd genre, rather than specifically take lewd sources and make them clean.

[@Oecobius33]

I've seen some YTPs do a twist on a sex joke in the source, but it is sorely underused. For instance there's a Halloween III YTP with this joke: "I could sleep in the car." "Where do you WANT to sleep?" "That's a dumb question. (sexy music starts, he leans in close to her) In the car! (walks out of the room while laugh track roars)"

[@EarthboundX]

@Richard Gleaves What YTB?

[@EarthboundX]

@Richard Gleaves KZbin Bathroom? Weird name, guess I'll search that term. Well I searched that and YTB, didn't come up with anything.

[@variableeddie8000]

Thank you.

[@MrRoboto81]

How do I join the republicratican party? I could use a vigorous dump

[@TombstoneActual42]

Ay dios mio Fucking lost it

[@Gl1tch_Gremlin617]

Hey! Great video as always! Sorry if you don’t take requests on here, but I was wondering if you would consider doing a KZbin poop on the Donald Trump impeachment hearings!

[@FunkiestChickenlawl]

0:12 Ay dios mio.

[@richardgadberry8398]

3/22/625316 is considered the deadliest Wavy News.

[@poly_g6068]

Reminder to disregard all Turkey opinions because they're delicious

[@GibusWearingMann]

Bahahaha! Just kidding.

[@splash_067]

I do love myself a good ytp

[@PhillipH-san]

*Ay Dios mio*

[@K_Bone]

OOOOOOOOO MYYYY!

[@jaylanweber7282]

Turkey's need a vacation

[@Finn-rf7vz]

Ah yes, the party I'll be voting for in 2020, the Republicraticans.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

You must be proud of their leader, JoJ BidiB, for pulling out the victory

[@LaserGryph]

... Vladamir Zalinsky

[@veterinarius7646]

Sounds like a real Israel to me

[@PhillipH-san]

I'm a Republicraticran

[@Wurby]

Damn Republicraticans. Ay Dios mio.

[@2.3_44XD--]

Republicratics lol

[@Rockband2991]

First on my phone

[@killakam182]

First bitches

[@WivAnques]

0:54 "Israel strongly rejects Justice" 5 years ago... The prophecy is true.

[@andrewholmes3116]

ay dios mio