We Are Not Your Puppets - RELAX #58

[@PuppetNerd]

I’m sitting at my puppet work table now.

[@stefanyhernandezm]

Yooo

[@mitchellmillar]

omg

[@3rdgradeflippedclassroom]

Yasssss 👏

[@jacquelyn_24]

AYEEEE WE GOT PUPPETS IN THE CHAT!!!!

[@kaylathornton9384]

👏👏👏🙌👏👋👋

[@Juwlz]

The most hopeful yet far more uncomfortable solution to the puppet problem is for Eric to drive to the address(and I really do doubt the same girl is living there ten years later) knock on the door, explain the oopsies and ask them if they got the package

[@janajones7392]

They should have gone there on the day it said it would be delivered!

[@Hi-gg8rp]

explain the "oopsies" wtf?

[@Juwlz]

@@Hi-gg8rp Oh God, it's finally happened. I spend 24-7 with a 3 year old who is in her "I'm a parrot and repeat everything you say" stage and I've not only had to replace swear words with toddler ear acceptable language, but also the word mistake(only while we work on her pronunciation) and except because she says them "SEXSTAKE" and "sext" and then yell repeats them over and over and over and over and over again. Apparently my exhausted brain is now autocorrecting my language in text form lmao I didn't even realize I wrote that

[@aspeckofstardust]

Lol as a parent I didn’t even blink at “oopsies” 😂

[@iluvzurara2]

@@aspeckofstardust Im not even a parent and i didn't think it was a big deal lol some ppl seem to be allergic to words that are "juvenile" lol

[@samanthamontgomery7363]

“PHoto of puppets” is KILLING me 😂

[@jacquelyn_24]

IM AT THAT PART AND IM DYING!!!

[@user-jx5fz7fn4o]

sorry broke the 69 but I just had to like it

[@zamanda9599]

Yeah 😂& I need to know how the puppets look like ....

[@marinaamiller]

Lmaoooo

[@coffeeloverdonthavealastna736]

I don’t get it

[@moyaxoxo5923]

erik accidently sending his ex custom puppets of him and his current wife. thats wild lmao

[@Tammbamm5]

Hahahahaha I didn’t think of it like this but that’s actually hilarious

[@theblackschaos]

Well when you say it like this 🤣 I wonder if they are so confused.

[@Happiicactus]

I laughed SO HARD 😂😂😂

[@SecretKeeper222]

Hopefully she doesn't practice voodoo...

[@teodoramihajlovic8569]

not very chill 😭

[@peterjay6264]

Dear everyone, please please please send back packages that are not yours ESPECIALLY IF THEYRE FROM SMALL BUSINESSES. A lot of times they’re accidentally delivered to the wrong place and have to be replaced at cost of the business owner. Thank you.

[@rachellynn6045]

You doubt anyone is still listening to the podcast?! Are you kidding me?! I have tears running down my face, my cheeks and my stomach muscles hurt from laughing so hard.

[@susantimm6178]

Exactly!!!

[@alexandracouto62]

Yessss! I laughed so hard at the poop story 🤣🤣🤣

[@parismartin4915]

I love the podcasts lately!!! I love that it’s a little bit more “adult” than Colleen’s usual family content (which I also love) like the cussing and more honest and real conversations. It feels like I’m hanging out and talking with friends ❤️❤️

[@thesiren821]

Totally agree! It's like the "after dark" version of the vlogs!

[@MultiAstewart]

💯💯

[@kaiaswrld]

@@thesiren821 literally

[@joybowling51178]

@@thesiren821 🤣🤣THIS!!!💯😂

[@sebastianbird5986]

Right! It’s more a real connecting moment. She has 3 family friendly channels. Can we have one adult one! Lol

[@greenqueen8323]

If I paid $600 for 2 puppet’s I would go that extra mile to get it rerouted. Phone your ex, get the puppet maker to track and re-address the pkg, something, something. Mind you I couldn’t afford 2 puppets to begin with.

[@aarguellez1803]

I would go to old house and knock on the door

[@ebonyhernandez4563]

Eric should sent a letter to the old address explaining the situation and either asking them to return to sender or if they're comfortable to let him stop by when it arrives

[@orangeradios]

Old address was where he lived with his ex girlfriend.

[@Madelin.]

@@orangeradios probably doesnt live there anymore dumb 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@MrsK8Martin]

@@orangeradios and?

[@JakeRocksTouchdown]

please don't ever let this podcast go away

[@jenifferforshee-ryan2231]

The almost decade I’ve watched Colleen, I’ve never heard her laugh as hard as she did when Erik says “you hit bowl?!”

[@didionkerouac]

i also love that erik was so dedicated to this puppet idea while i was sure that the story of getting tipsy and thinking of making a puppet episode would turn into a joke about how this idea is purely and strictly visual and a podcast is commonly sound-based. still hilarious/upsetting

[@woodwortsama86]

I ordered my nephews Christmas present on Amazon to get sent to my sisters, which was a play kitchen, it was sent to the wrong address which was a block away. They knocked on my sisters door and they had wrapped it really nice and even left a homemade Christmas ornament. This just shows that there are some good people out there.

[@noway5736]

I couldn't stop laughing when colleen was telling her poop crisis

[@sidneydunning1343]

I have tears I am laughing so hard 😂

[@SarahAbundance]

Same!!! Hahahaha

[@srsalesman67]

you can pay for usps to intercept it at the post office and keep it there instead of returning to sender, I just went through this exact same battle only two days ago over a pair of slides. ended up out $25 but worth it

[@jensoda]

Not the “PHoto of puppets” instead of an ACTUAL photo of the puppets 😂

[@celebritysnapchatstories6109]

She did say ‘or not’ 😂😂😂

[@jordynd6955]

Colleen was right about the the “address” discussion. The pronunciation changes depending on whether it is a verb or a noun There are other words with this trait as well. “I signed a contract” vs “don’t contract Covid” “I’m listening to music on my record player” vs “I’m going to record this podcast” There are others too!

[@anikaxmeisel]

100% agree! Though I’ve never really realized this until now

[@melany8731]

In Spanish we call these “acentos” bc almost all of the spanish words are like that so we have to differentiate them with a “tilde” and it looks like an apostrophe on top of vowels and its part of spelling😊

[@valarya]

I love a solid example!

[@laratownsley7847]

being australian there is no difference in how you say these examples AHA

[@jordynd6955]

@@valarya i subconsciously knew this, because obviously I always said the words correctly based on the sentence I was speaking. But I saw a tiktok recently that talked about this and was like “omg, that’s so true!” And I thought that was funny because Colleen has been talking so much about stuff she’s learned from tiktok 😂

[@Rachaelbot]

The "poopen house" story had me cracking up. "YOU HIT BOWL?!" 🤣

[@oliviabrock975]

I listened to the podcast before it was posted on KZbin and I came here to see the puppets. “PHoto of puppets” was so disappointing 😢

[@karinmitschang9734]

I thought that was hilarious 😂

[@celebritysnapchatstories6109]

She did say ‘or not’ 😂😂

[@AndreaGerolami]

I am cracking up at the idea of this person minding their business in their apartment, and a package containing 2 large puppets of their ex and his wife showing up at their door 😂

[@XCrocks2me]

I just want to say thank you to Colleen and Erik. I've been going through such a tough time lately. On my harder days, I will turn your podcast on and it always just makes me feel so much better. Also I really hope you get your puppets Erik! I think it would be awesome!

[@MsShiningStar11]

16:39 .. in case anyone was wondering where Flynn gets his expressions from 😂❤️

[@marielizabethmanzanedo4134]

I’m loving Eric and Colleen story times 🤣🤣🤣 best episode to watch while folding laundry lol

[@girlnextdoor603]

OMG GREAT TIMING, I was just listening to this and listening to the chicken part and immediately stopped and jumped over to KZbin to comment/read comments! 😂 but yes, chicken hens have one ‘hole’ that everything happens from. Poop/pee gets combined into one entity, they don’t do both separately, the egg comes out, and also it’s the same place where a rooster fertilizes the hen. BUT roosters actually do not have a penis lmao, they essentially have the same ‘opening’ and they ‘rub’ it onto the hens opening and pass the sperm through it 😂 (source: I have 20 backyard chickens 🐓)

[@ZoesZoo]

It's called a cloaca. Birds and reptiles have it.

[@jiselaonjupiter]

omg they rub HAHAHA

[@lovelauren_x]

My mind has been blown even further now lol thank you for this information

[@smashedintodust]

I don't think I'm gonna eat eggs again tbh

[@AlexSuOfficial]

I love that Erik is okay with being vulnerable on a public platform because we get to see how beautiful this relationship truly is. I love you guys

[@olivyademoss9582]

With a package that expensive the Sender probably has insurance, which means if it gets lost in the mail or you do not receive it or the sender does not receive it back. Then the postal service will reimburse or send to created to re make the puppets. This is very common for creators that sale on Etsy over $50 We need this episode!!!

[@Jenny3fifteen]

Literally THE FUNNIEST Relax yet🤣🤣🤣the Bathroom/real estate story!!! I AM DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg thank you for that guys!!😂😂😂🚽💩💩💩🤣🤣

[@raineyl]

I must say that Erik and Flynn together have many, many years of making fun of Colleen…she provides a field of fodder for their hilarity🤣

[@cortneydreibelbis3154]

I love Colleen’s poop story! I was on vacation with my boyfriend’s family once, meeting them for the first time, and I clogged the toilet TWICE! Needless to say, they got to know me pretty well after that. I’m so happy Colleen isn’t embarrassed of her poop stories!

[@davegrohlthecinnamonroll4495]

That story at the end made me laugh so freaking hard Oml 😭😂 honestly I feel like there should be one mandatory poop story segment at this point

[@TheKerrminator]

Colleen poop stories are my favorite 😂 I remember the time she was pregnant with Flynn and was telling Erik about how she accidentally flung poop onto the wall. 💩👑

[@Jade-jy7vg]

I went to sleep listening to this episode and dreamt that Eric’s puppets were in the back of a car that was being stolen and I had to stall the guy and try and save them 😂

[@lovelauren_x]

Omg 😂

[@jamielatham5422]

Love this

[@aarguellez1803]

💀💀 amazing

[@jessica9555]

Can’t you still track the package and see if it got delivered to the old address or forwarded? Or see if it’s out for delivery and someone signed for it?

[@buckshot_honeymoon]

I would have signed up for text and email alerts about the package moving through the delivery, and as it got close to my ex’s apartment address, I would be ready to intercept the delivery and grab the package.

[@my_quiet_riot]

That's incredibly illegal and they don't put specific GPS tracking out to the public for safety purposes.

[@buckshot_honeymoon]

@@my_quiet_riot OK I would walk up to the door knock, if someone answered, explain why I’m taking the package, and if not I would proceed to take it since it’s my package and it has been tracked to the location. they don’t put exact location of some delivery trucks, but they tell you which day and they tell you the second it’s been delivered, so I would linger near that area on that day and be ready to get it because someone worked hard on it. just saying. I dont think I’d get serious jail time because nobody gives a shit about me getting my own package.

[@my_quiet_riot]

@@buckshot_honeymoon yes, I'm sure the father of three kids is going to do exactly that.

[@buckshot_honeymoon]

@@my_quiet_riot I’m just giving tips and tricks for anyone else out there who might be faced with such a quandary.

[@my_quiet_riot]

@@buckshot_honeymoon you go to the nearest post office to delivery destination and camp out there. Done. I'm sorry but I'm a hustler and know how to do these things. Just like I know each mail person has a GPS on them. If they are in one place too long, it begins beeping, and eventually will alert local authorities.

[@stacey33030]

😆😆 when Colleen talked about therapy and Eric quietly saying “doesn’t seem like it’s working” just CRACKED ME UPPPPP😆😆😆 I love how you guys can make light fun of everything. So cute!!!😆😆

[@emilyhampton8100]

colleen's laugh and smile throughout this whole podcast made me so happy

[@sarahjane_42]

The poop story was everything and so worth listening till the end! 😂✌🏼✨

[@michelle5254]

This was BY FAR my favorite podcast episode of all time

[@jasminfuerte3305]

Just saw Erik on good trouble!!! Missed him on the show I love you guys I look forward to the podcast it keeps me sane ❤️ Sending love to you and your family :)

[@MKRM17]

Lol I realized it was filmed from the bedroom in their house too

[@jasminfuerte3305]

@@MKRM17 same I said this looks really familiar lol just waiting on babies to pop out of somewhere

[@user-jx5fz7fn4o]

@@MKRM17 I was like wait I know that background, I even think its eriks side of the bed and my roommate was like are you sure, I pull up the podcast episode and boom I feel so smart figuring it out haha

[@MoooJemma]

Currently 11:30pm in Ireland 🇮🇪 am I staying awake to listen to all this? Yes!

[@OLa-xd8vl]

2 am in Bulgaria 🇧🇬

[@rachelscarlett3321]

Same, although I have playback speed at x2. 😅

[@itswutevs]

25:33 Erik’s ability to laugh at himself in spite of this expensive and unfortunate mishap is inspiring🙌 😩

[@soph2211]

this podcast literally makes my week! love you guys!

[@claudiaschwartz8601]

This podcast is genuinely my favourite part of the week

[@wowitskretha]

I grew up where mike the headless chicken existed and every year there’s a festival in his honor 😭😂

[@AceS19]

I love how Colleen is saying words like "Freezies" and "walk-e-poo" in this episode cause I do that too and it's so funny to hear from another person. Lots of love plus condolences about the lost puppets 💜💜💜

[@queenjray]

I LOVE that the majority of the pod, Erik looks like he has a mullet!!!😂🥰

[@debbiemacken2739]

You guys are just hilarious. This is the best podcast on KZbin. I look forward to it every week. Thanks guys xxx

[@CarolineDoes]

Me walking through Walmart dying of laughter listening to Colleens poop story and everyone turning to look at me 😆😆😆

[@adriannaceron4980]

I just listened to the next episode and I thought I’d share how I get through my sleep paralysis. My dad and I both have suffered from this since childhood. I have found a couple things that make me more prone to this, which include taking a nap in the day, sleeping too long/not having a regular sleep schedule, trying to fall asleep while being anxious or overthinking, and sleeping in hotels. One thing that I have found to help is talking to myself and calming myself down when I realize I’m in this state. I repeat this mantra to myself to help wake myself up. I say “tell your brain to tell your hand to move your finger” I essentially repeat this command to myself and continue to try to wiggle my finger or toe. I find that when I do not calm myself down I start hyperventilating which only makes it harder to wake myself up. In my experience trying to move a small part of your body is a lot easier and less traumatizing than trying to thrash or jolt yourself awake. I hope this really helps Eric’s brother because I know that sleep paralysis can be something really difficult to deal with.

[@parkerd4977]

I love how when they were talking about how to say address they used “I’m addressing you” and “what’s your address?” And they have two different meanings but they’re spelled the same 😂😂

[@lilyw9324]

I could literally listen to y'all talk about anything - I just love the conversations you have omg

[@erinlynn061]

I listened to this on Spotify day it came out. Only came here to see if on the off chance they actually included the photo of the puppets….I shouldn’t be surprised, LOL

[@engray1250]

my boyfriend and i were literally talking about mike the headless chicken last week 😂 the owner fed him through his throat with a tear dropper and small grains. also i'm LAUGHING at erik asking if chickens brains are in their heads. 😂

[@reason.together]

My fav part so far is “PHoto of puppets”

[@rachelhanna]

The poop story..oh my gosh I’ve been laughing out loud for 10 minutes 😂 please continue this type of content..it’s so “relatable??” and so hilarious

[@mitchellmillar]

You guys should do a live podcast one time

[@dollhaus8690]

Listening to the new pod and I have some tips about sleep paralysis. I’ve never seen demons or shadow figures so, Erik, relax. I’ve only experienced this a handful of times and it’s when your mind is awake but your body is still asleep- paralyzed. You can take advantage of your sleepy body and just try and get your mind to fall asleep, this worked for me. DONT PANIC IT WILL NOT HELP. If you want to wake up, start by trying to wiggle your toes, even just one toe, or a fingertip, then move your way up and move your foot or your hand and then your body will start waking up and you’ll be able to get up soon after that. It’s not scary for everyone. Just know- you’re not dying, you don’t need to scream or pee yourself awake.

[@samanthawoods5290]

I just bought the puppet Erik mentioned for my husband for a Christmas gift. He loves it! He opens his zoom meetings with them lol

[@jrpg_rachel]

One time my fiancé ordered me an expensive custom plushie online & the delivery service dropped it off at the wrong address even got the signature from the WRONG ADDRESSEE. (It showed the label had my correct address but the signature was for a different address) And when we went to that address to retrieve MY package that some other home resident at a different address had SIGNED FOR they said they “threw it out” because they “THOUGHT IT WAS DRUG$” 😭😭😭 I was soooooooo freakin bummed :(

[@xkalebrrr]

Erik… expressing genuine puppet grief 😔 Colleen… going 0 to 100 for the family friendly Avenue Q podcast sock puppet parade idea💅🏻 I love you guys, thanks for a real chill and fun Friday night ❤️❤️❤️

[@Priickless]

As much as I love the puppet idea, I really love seeing you two more. I love to watch you both laugh and look at each other funny. Your relationship and bond really comes through on camera. Please don’t replace yourself with puppets every week 🥺

[@gabriellenuara9565]

I couldn’t stop laughing at that last segment. “I HIT BOWL” 😂😂

[@courtneyjaclyn768]

OMG!! I have not laughed this hard in so long! You two always make me laugh.... But the poop story had me in tears! I'm loving the podcast more and more lately... They're so raw and relatable. You guys are perfect for each other 💕

[@janicemichaloski5292]

Omg you guys are so funny together I was laughing so hard while Erik tells your house touring story 🤣

[@biancacolmenares620]

Colleen, we can always hear him fine. Don’t worry about it 😂

[@kenidyreece]

“PHoto of puppets” has me weak

[@CodstersCamera]

a weird package arriving at your house with a puppet inside reminds me of how every Chucky movie starts

[@AG-ys6yy]

The amount of times I die full on laughing during this podcast😭😂 This podcast brings me joy 😭❤️❤️❤️

[@meg3428]

“Chickens are sus” has me over here laughing 😂😂😂 also the way God created Monarch butterflies is absolutely amazing!! I hope you and EVERY SINGLE PERSON who may see or read this are all doing so very well! Have a great day week month year and life! Have an amazing 2022! Remember every day alive as a saved Christian and Child of God can be amazing and is amazing even when it seems terrible because we are saved and Heaven bound thank You Lord! Also remember nothing can change the way Jesus Loves you and I! We belong to Him! Thank You Lord! If you get a chance listen to the song Child of God by we the kingdom it’s amazing! We should all love each other and treat each other well! The Lord expects it of us! Help us God to do so! Also please remember every day alive is a new day full of new blessings! Know you’re loved! You’re fearfully and wonderfully made. The Lord God our Father and Creator thinks of us CONSTANTLY. Praise Jesus our relationship with God is so personal and He is our Father! Thank You Lord! May we all Glorify God our Father’s name! May we all spread love, peace, happiness, and kindness! May God bless you all and those you know and love and those who know and love you dearly! Jesus saves and loves you! ❤️ don’t give up on your dreams keep leaning unto and onto the Lord. God‘s plan is greater for us and is better for us than we can even imagine. Keep spreading kindness. Keeping being who you authentically are. Try to Love yourself and accept yourself for who you are as we are fearfully and wonderfully made thank and praise YOU JESUS🙌😭💖 Keep working keep dreaming keeps taking care of yourself physically and mentally (that’s something we all need to be okay doing) get some sleep if you need it and eat if your body needs it! It’s good to eat and sleep for your body mind and soul! keep praying keep leaning onto God! I’m here for you if you need me although we may not formally know each other. To whomever may be reading this I pray God blesses you with a life full of happiness, peace, love, and success. Practice self love ALWAYS! We all struggle with that sometimes. Some more than others. But we are fearfully and wonderfully made. The God of the Universe took time to create us. We are beautiful. I hope you know you are loved, valid, and worthy. You are special. YOU MATTER! Remember that. YOU in fact MATTER! Trust me on that. God would not have created you if you didn’t. You have a purpose. You have a purpose in God. To serve Him and spread His Word and Love. You do MATTER. God thinks of us CONSTANTLY. We are fearfully and wonderfully made. Please know that. Especially if you feel you don’t and feel you should take your life but if you feel you shouldn’t love because you don’t matter or you aren’t love YOU DO MATTER! I don’t know you but I love you are LOVED by Jesus Christ our Lord and King. The creator of the universe and of all life LOVES YOU so much. Remember no matter how hard of a time you’re going through God is there. It’s temporary. There will be good times again. Don’t be scared to ask help from your family or loved ones. Or get professional help if needed. Asking for help something we all struggle with including myself. I’m thankful to know I have a family who will help me and a God who will help me. Although not everyone has been blessed with a family like mine I pray you have a loving support system around you whether they are family or not. If not know God is with you. He is always there and He is for everyone. I’m thankful to know if I ever need professional help my family will support me. I pray you have a similar support system around you. I pray God puts a hedge of protection around you and your family/loved ones whether they are blood or chosen relatives. Have a great rest of your year! And your day! I hope you’ve had a great one so far. I mean none of this by harm. I never want to hurt or offend someone by sharing about my God. Remember this is a safe space. If you need to talk about anything but don’t feel like you can talk to your loved ones or friends remember God is always there. Don’t ever let anyone treat you as if you’re not a human or are below them! We are all equal under the eyes of God! He loves us all the same! Praise You God! Thank You Lord we will never be deserving! Feel free to respond if you need to talk about anything or pray. God bless❤️#GodSavesAndLovesAll😭❤️🙌😭

[@ashleyrmartinez]

I truly genuinely get so happy to hear this podcast and it truly relaxes me ! Whenever I’m sad or anxious I love watching y’all talk 💖 ! I hope y’all keep these going and that y’all have a great time filming these !

[@alexiskenoyer1646]

The poop story is ICONIC!!! I’m a REALTOR®️ it is VERY common that we use the bathroom in a showing… especially if we are showing houses all day long with no pit stops! So honestly do not feel bad pooping in a showing…

[@karinmitschang9734]

PHoto of puppets I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@ashes31]

The story at the end had me laughing so so hard! Colleens laugh is so contagious and when Erik knows he exaggerates in his story is even more hilarious 😂

[@tashawells3568]

You guys are absolutely hilarious 😂 love love loved this podcast and I always watch on KZbin and watching y’all literally makes me laugh so hard in the best way possible! Love love love you guys!

[@genknowles]

I work in a post shop and just thought to add that we can't change where the parcel is going because it would have your friend's address written on it and the couriers would deliver it to wherever it said. Someone would have to physically rewrite the address on the parcel, which is why the sender couldn't if they had already handed it over (if they rushed back some post shops would be able to give it back to her but it depends on the shop). Just thought I'd clarify because unfortunately this happens a lot! The postal workers normally have zero control over any of the post systems :(

[@elizabethwelder5367]

When Erik says poop-pee-egg hole and is actually completely accurate 😂 it's called the cloaca

[@Nicmelragon]

I just wanted to comment that I’ve been watching you, Colleen, for years and have always felt connected with you. Thank you for making me laugh and smile! This is my favorite podcast and I’ve listened to every episode on my way to and from work. Congratulations on your beautiful babies! It’s fun to watch your family grow, they are lucky to have such amazing parents.

[@janey2415]

Your last story was hilarious, thank you for making me laugh today.

[@annm.3600]

Honestly this is the only podcast that I enjoy watching super real and straight forward

[@taylordarcourt6207]

This episode made me laugh out loud. Love you guys

[@haleysdiary8771]

Colleen. That poop story was the most relatable story I’ve ever heard. I feel so close to you rn girl friend🙌🏻❤️

[@alphabrenna]

Two neurologists have told me, “DO NOT go to the chiropractor. Your spinal cord is in there!”

[@jacquelyn_24]

My dads a neurologist and he believes This as well! Chiropractors are not good for you at all

[@durbalurbs]

Facts tbh

[@noorunnneharqureshi601]

It's much better to see a doctor of osteopathy instead, they have the same medical training as other doctors but also have specialized training to do osteopathic manipulative treatment :)

[@Judymontel]

So wonderful listening when I'm overtired myself.... you guys... I confess I loved the poo story... thank you!

[@excitedmommy]

Dying laughing! The poop story is too funny! I swear my spouse is like Colleen, can poop anywhere. I would rather die than poop in someone’s house. Been in that awkward situation Erik described when he and the realtors had to make small talk while Colleen was destroying the bathroom too many times! So cringe!

[@Misskelz82]

Erik saying "oh no you hit bowl!" had me rolling 🤣 😂 💀 😭

[@SuperJezzara]

If it's an ex, they would probably reach out if they got a package addressed to you. So it's probably someone new living there, you could go to the apartment and ask them about it?

[@snake.puppet]

Not if he dumped the ex for Colleen.... Which he did. If I were the ex I'd light the puppets on fire

[@curlyque92]

@@snake.puppet He said it was a decade ago, so not quite.

[@kayserfontein8354]

My friend that had the same genetic illness as I do passed away from being adjusted by a chiropractor. It was not his intention, but it was heartbreaking to lose her. Without disclosing my own illness for privacy reasons, I'll be more broad and recommend that if you are hypermobile in your joints, get your doctors go ahead before seeing a chiropractor.

[@meganmillman2580]

I choked on my own spit laughing so hard at the poop story! Omg 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@Sammie-of9px]

I feel like ERIK! Is the Handsome quite guy who walks into a store, has a terrible experience says Nothing, leaves and explains to us WHO needs to RELAX this week!!!!!!! ;) I like this Man!

[@cstump2005]

This whole episode was hilarious! The poop story was the best lmao

[@klmao9395]

I think my absolute favorite part of this podcast was the fact that Colleen was fully dead on Erik's shoulder during the intro and he STILL did the lil dance to the intro even though a couple of weeks ago he was saying how ridiculous he thought it was 🥰

[@samanthajames6857]

Erik looks SO MUCH like Flynn here! 😧🤍

[@itzella3098]

Your podcasts are my favorite thing ever. literally love them

[@beyedoc]

"Help it down into the water..." sounds like a Free Willy situation

[@monomeesh]

Ah I don’t want to bum you out but the same thing happened to me with a multiple item order. I left notes and my number in the mail box, called a the post office and vendor. The house was a duplex with a shared entry. One day I just went for it- it was left unlocked and lo and behold my stuff was there, torn open. They took my shoes and shirts, but left the socks. Vendor actually felt bad and refunded me for the shoes. I’m with you, I would NEVER do that. I had such good memories in that house with such good energy, and I was kinda more bummed someone who would do that lived there… maybe they needed it more that me, who knows :/

[@hollie-maywhite9414]

omg I've been refreshing KZbin for an hour waiting for this!! so happy

[@talesfromrosie852]

This was a super funny podcast - love listening to you both recounting hilarious stories together! 😂

[@samanthaann906]

This was the funniest episode thus far! I was crying laughing to the poop story and so relatable because it’s literally everyone’s worst nightmare. I felt like that could be a scene in a movie😂 thank you for the laughs. I felt so bad for you Colleen, I can’t imagine how stressful that situation was. Thank you for sharing 💛💛😂

[@xxangieixx]

the amount of times i’ve went back to hear erik say “ahh you hit bowl!” is ridiculous i’m fucking crying right now

[@PuffPets]

Every time colleen yawns, Erik should add 3 minutes to his story.