Let's go for a drink. I really wanna drink. I really like drinking. Hey, let's drink.
@Psychospheres4 жыл бұрын
Quarantine in a nutshell.
@JCondorYTPs7 ай бұрын
I like drinking food
@shawnfields2369Ай бұрын
@@JCondorYTPsI like drinks.
@scott12xu12 жыл бұрын
You don't know how much I hated these fucking commercials when they were on (and on and on and on) TV. What a blatant (and poor) ripoff of the Dos Equus' "World's Most Interesting Man" ad campaign. The cranky old guy alone in a bar (like you're surprised) bitching about modern life was going to sell shitty tequila (and anyone else think the name of it was "1-800-Tequila" like it was some sort of sex line)? Razzletwat, I say...
@bunjier40416 жыл бұрын
This is probably the only YTP that legitimately sends me into hysterical laughter no matter how many times I watch it “All I care about is TEQUILA”
@endenel86944 жыл бұрын
i really wanna drink. i really like drinking. hey, let's drink
@GibusWearingMann4 жыл бұрын
@@endenel8694 I also like drinking. I also like drinks.
@GolemAvalanche8 жыл бұрын
I don't get into nearly enough situations that would require me to say, "Hello! What happened to my clothes?"
@maverickREAL6 жыл бұрын
That happens to me every single day.
@gene44385 жыл бұрын
That only happens when I drink Tequila 😂
@nicklespale224 жыл бұрын
I'm weak 😂😂😂 Only gay tequila could do that
@jeffcarroll1990shock2 жыл бұрын
That's because the 70's have not demanded the unconditional surrender of your pants.
@artoodiitoo2 жыл бұрын
"tequila" "what happened?"
@JB525207 жыл бұрын
I was searching for "whatever happened to noisepuppet?" Naturally this was at the top of the results.
@ginamolina8206 жыл бұрын
Humans suck Seriously? What did ever happen to him? What ever happened to suus?
@IndigoMakerLP12 жыл бұрын
"What ever happened to Twinks" ... o,o!
@tomolsen78167 жыл бұрын
"They used to lick ass"
@ginamolina8206 жыл бұрын
D -Fox Gaming Whatever happened to shit?
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes453 жыл бұрын
Try prancin' about in a dress like a man.
@RIPCompanionCube4 жыл бұрын
sometimes i daydream about emailing this to Michael Imperioli, and hearing him and Steve Schirripa talk about it on Talking Sopranos.
@artoodiitoo2 жыл бұрын
"Tequila" "What happened?" "whatever happened to clothes?"
@HC-cb4yp4 жыл бұрын
Hey - let's get the actor who played one of the most addicted personalities in history to sell our alcohol!
@orlandowordsmith62082 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to marketing? ;)
@bubblt12 жыл бұрын
what ever happened to going to a bar when it was actually open
@kathleenleahy9284 жыл бұрын
This comment did not age well
@leisergeist4 жыл бұрын
@@kathleenleahy928 covid just shot me. SkoookS
@jasonkeith28324 жыл бұрын
@@kathleenleahy928 You expected it to age like wine, when it in fact ended up becoming a complex vinegar instead.
@quayzar14 жыл бұрын
Oof
@naturesfinest48713 жыл бұрын
@@jasonkeith2832 more like Viper wine from 1926
@DaThings13 жыл бұрын
Glad to see I inspired yet another quality poop. I'd share my toupee with you any day, sir.
@bachaddict5 ай бұрын
Hey let's drink
@shawnfields2369Ай бұрын
@@bachaddictAs long as you don't ask me to share my toupee...sorry.
@ironyuppie20894 жыл бұрын
When I go out to dinner tonight, I’m ordering the big plate with the big plate with the tiny plate with the big sus with the tiny sawmanus with the big food and plate with the cutesy shmoots.
@SwissChi10 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to whatever happened?
@thecianinator5 жыл бұрын
toot toot
@violetcaster46445 жыл бұрын
I think he was actually asking a question.
@Billd0z3r4 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to *sony vegas* ...damn that was real for poopers and editors.
@NotoriousPyro13 жыл бұрын
Personally, I like eating food. I also like drinking food. I also like drinking breasts. - this had me in stitches.
@shoopusdawhoopus12 жыл бұрын
so many places just give you a big plate with a big plate with a tiny plate with a big sos with a tiny sominios with a big food in the plate with cutesy snoots
@thomaspassegger8733 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to rare n a rareer?
@pbonney12 жыл бұрын
A butt buddy is someone you share your toupee with. Too funny!!!
@RackBallington Жыл бұрын
( in hushed tones)..."The hood." 😂 Dead AF I swear this s😮hit makes me die laughing every damn time
@justthatmichael21765 жыл бұрын
*This is simply beautiful.*
@eggman17872k211 жыл бұрын
What Did ever happen to buttbuddies? I used to hear it all the time.
@scott12xu12 жыл бұрын
Oh, forgot to mention that I loved this. Thank you for tearing it a new one.
@Snoopre13 жыл бұрын
I kept waiting for Meatloaf to jump out and scream "Whatever happened to Saturday night?"
@jeffcarroll1990shock3 жыл бұрын
The horrible 1800 tequila
@Wavemaninawe2 жыл бұрын
Official sponsor of Busta Rhymes Equestrian Leasing Ltd.
@jeffcarroll1990shock Жыл бұрын
@@Wavemaninawe"everyday, every half hour."
@jeffcarroll1990shock3 ай бұрын
@saxongreen78 thanks.
@shizzlebizzfizz12 жыл бұрын
Such a brilliant video. I come back to this gem every time and it never gets old to me.
@heroinmom1533 жыл бұрын
9 years later and it's still fantastic
@WatchdogGoon13 жыл бұрын
"All I care about is tequila." Alcoholic.
@THIRT33THR3313 жыл бұрын
You and DaThings1...both of you need so many more views. If I win the lottery I will make a commercial on national television promoting all of the *great* KZbin Poopers. It won't be a long list, but you'll both be included :)
@nicklespale225 жыл бұрын
bruh.. and years down the road only one of them lives to see the big time.
@taofanarchy96-renzomaracas1410 жыл бұрын
0:41 "This is a commercial for foundation repair" *sdlang*
@1996Coaster10 жыл бұрын
Noisepuppet did a good joj with that reference.
@CourtneyLachiver4 жыл бұрын
I spit my drink out at that part!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JakeandElwoodBlues4 жыл бұрын
HOH SIS
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes452 жыл бұрын
Do it all over again
@wesker91913 жыл бұрын
Come on mom, dress like a man.
@reverbssb10367 жыл бұрын
"whatever happened to sony vegas?"
@thecianinator5 жыл бұрын
Now it's a big Poop with tight suus in the middle.
@KingHarkinianMah215 жыл бұрын
Whatever Happened to Noisepuppet?
@SerialK19862 жыл бұрын
Three days late, but happy 10th anniversary to this classic. 😊
@MARINE4YAHWEH2 жыл бұрын
Like seriously...sasiously
@superduperluigi6765 жыл бұрын
This is why Chrissy went to rehab
@ginamolina8206 жыл бұрын
I don’t really want to share my toupee with anybody unless it’s noisepuppet himself.
@thecianinator5 жыл бұрын
God I fucking hated these commercials, thank you for this
@j2simpso4 жыл бұрын
That Charlie Sheen is one riot! 🤣
@RackBallington3 жыл бұрын
I am not sorry at all to say that I still laugh my balls off every time I try to order a Razzletwat at the bar... I like drinking drinks.
@MaximumSpazzitude12 жыл бұрын
Flalf is my new favourite word.
@06hatter4 жыл бұрын
I mean when was the last time you said to a friend "Hey, k k k. Fremeoarpreieerrss brbrbrbrb a-peis a-peis I really wannna taxt with yoouuuu"?
@shawnfields23693 жыл бұрын
Yeah, good point. But when was the last time you said: "what happened to my clothes?"
@Wavemaninawe2 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to me, that I could go through Noispuppets catalogue multiple times, and have never seen this vid until today?
@orlandowordsmith62082 жыл бұрын
The algorithm wanted you to wait until Twenty Twenty-Toot.
@Wavemaninawe2 жыл бұрын
@@orlandowordsmith6208 And here I was, expecting swEUs o' clock. Silly me.
@lolaluvv2 жыл бұрын
Did Vito ever share his toupee with anyone?
@rarkaurur Жыл бұрын
BEST YTP EVER BRUH!
@PastObsessions12 жыл бұрын
I'm strangely attracted to the way this guy says "food" ....
@orlandowordsmith62083 жыл бұрын
fuwd
@MFXdump4 жыл бұрын
“Now men like boys. C’mon try prancing about in a dress like a man.” With all the words he used, This guy has the potential to say a lot of really messed up stuff.
@ronniemetze61032 жыл бұрын
1800 just shot me had me laughing 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
@entropy78883 жыл бұрын
“Let’s be butt buddies.” -cs188
@lrsb16783 ай бұрын
Whatever happened to EM-en-EM
@richardgadberry83982 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to Noisepuppet? His poops had so much sentence mixing, so much TooT, and one day he just disappeared. Maybe it's just me, but I want a beautiful dead parrot.
@orlandowordsmith6208 Жыл бұрын
noisepuppet'd just sit there the whole game
@s.kreusler5081 Жыл бұрын
And an electric self-cleaning muskrat.
@JB525203 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to my keys? Whatever happened to my phone? I love this record but whatever happened to seeing straight anymore? Whatever happened to remembering the name of this club? Whatever happened to being okay and just dancing?
@FooPanda5 ай бұрын
Underrated :)
@yrorysinger5313 Жыл бұрын
2:43 I love how you found an organic way to show what was originally said. (liquor; glass ----> lick ass) I find that I appreciate sentence mixes so much more when I know where the sounds came from. CS188 is another pooper that's good at this. For example, in "Commercialism Up Your Chimneyhole," at kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKaskHiPlNygm5o "Take your friend's life" is the only real joke he made in that section, but all the buildup to it isn't just filler. It's there to show you exactly where all the components of that final sentence mix come from, so that you can see just how short the source was and how little editing was required. CS basically plays the whole source for the viewer before making the joke, with a few throwaway edits to keep it from being too boring. But if "Take your friend's life" was delivered without that context, it wouldn't have seemed as funny, or clever, or impressive.
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes457 жыл бұрын
1800s just shot me. SkookS
@ginamolina8206 жыл бұрын
Ninja Briefs the Saiyan Whatever happened to Skooks?
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes455 жыл бұрын
@@ginamolina820 A secret bitch.
@JCondorYTPs9 ай бұрын
Gay tequila
@jeffcarroll1990shock7 ай бұрын
That's horrible!
@pancakebob5534 жыл бұрын
"whatever happened to Sony Vegas? now it's a big poop with tight sauce in the middle"
@j2simpso4 жыл бұрын
What ever happened to Sony Vegas? I suppose that deserves its own video amongst YTPers to discuss that one! Needless to say what happens in Vegas now stays in Vegas 🤣
@TRLarsen897 жыл бұрын
ROFL, this is fucking so good omfg
@PrincetonTV12 жыл бұрын
What ever happened to going to a bar to meet a pretty lady to take home to bed? Drining too much tequila seems to result in being a 'hater'. This guy is so toxic that not only is the bar empty, but the bartender left. Maybe becuse she was so S**tfaced the night before that he woke up in the bar, it seems like the morning from the lighting. Maybe he pissed someone off with poison vomit from him mouth and got his light put out . Thanks for your great video. :-)
@nicklespale225 жыл бұрын
3:45 HELLO!? What happened to MY CLOTHES!?!?
@shawnfields23695 жыл бұрын
A question I've never asked myself at any time ever.
@jeffcarroll1990shock7 ай бұрын
@@shawnfields2369 I don't believe you.
@shawnfields23697 ай бұрын
@@jeffcarroll1990shock Come on maam, dress like a man. Whatever happened to whatever happened? Whatever happened to when you go to a restaurant they always give you the big plate with the tiny plate, with big plate in the tiny plate, with the big food in the plate, with the big plate and the cutesy snoos?
@_SoCalDude_3 жыл бұрын
I must have missed this whole ad campaign when it was airing on TV. I'm glad I did because these ads seem like they are insufferable pandering bullshit.
@orlandowordsmith62082 жыл бұрын
Spot-on assessment 👍
@MARINE4YAHWEH2 жыл бұрын
@noisepuppet, these order of jokes, I'd say is brilliant if compiled in sequence on purpose. The jokes, for my sense of humor, increase in quality and louder laughs in relation to duration of time of this YTP video. Always a good decision...
@ComradeGraty11 жыл бұрын
Chris is pushing h again
@ernestcruz63166 ай бұрын
I don't believe it took me this long to see this video. Classic stuff here. Reer.
@noisepuppet6 ай бұрын
It will be worth all the effort and waiting if I can convince just one mom to try prancing around in a dress like a man. Tequila!
@HamanKarn56711 жыл бұрын
Is this spider?
@avalonjustin5 ай бұрын
Twelve years on and still no sign of Razzletwat. He's gone forever, boys.
@shawnfields2369Ай бұрын
Well, that sucks...and I was willing to share my toupee too...but I guess we'll never know what happened to Razzletwat. He wasn't a bad guy, he just dressed like he was a rejected cast member of the movie "Reservoir Dogs". Whoever this guy is.
@DaveTypeII11 жыл бұрын
Well, I know that you start with tequila when making a razzletwat. What else goes into that cocktail (or do I really want to know)?
@dasreflex4 жыл бұрын
Blue Powerade and pop rocks.
@maxpitchkites5 жыл бұрын
Even in 2011 noisepuppet was still TooTing
@orlandowordsmith62083 жыл бұрын
it's the toot that keeps on tooting
@WingsOfIcarus56743 жыл бұрын
What ever happened to the Russian guy he and Paulie let run off in the forest?
@TSNAnnotator3 жыл бұрын
Heard he was an interior decorator
@WingsOfIcarus56743 жыл бұрын
@@TSNAnnotator his house looked like shit
@CourtneyLachiver2 жыл бұрын
He killed a bunch of Czechoslovakians.
@theodorbondoc63459 жыл бұрын
Maybe is just meme, but all I care about.....phew....emem tsuj si ebyam.
@billgueltig61364 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to Christopher multisanti?
@petergriscom3431 Жыл бұрын
Cutesy snoots
@shawnfields23699 ай бұрын
Personally I like eating food. I like drinking food. I like drinking foof.
@evenflow71412 жыл бұрын
0:42 for HOH SYS Foundation Repair
@EhrenCG13 жыл бұрын
...I also like drinking, I also like drinks
@bachaddict3 жыл бұрын
can confirm men talk about Wow now
@MrRyukage13 жыл бұрын
1:24 Max Headroom
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes454 жыл бұрын
1:43 Be more like Astolfo
@PiusRaps13 жыл бұрын
Gotta say, you're quickly becoming my favorite pooper.
@chemistryguy12 жыл бұрын
This is one of your best
@mingtooter4 ай бұрын
Whateverhappunuh
@RandomPope13 жыл бұрын
I was waiting the whole poop for him to say personally i prefer the air
@06hatter4 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to reeren erererra? So many places just gives ya a big plate with a big plate with a tiny plate with a big sauce, with a tiny somenomus with a big food and the plate with cutesiesoos. Personally, I like eating food.
@migduh13 жыл бұрын
Great JoJ!
@Greenfox889213 жыл бұрын
1800 Tequila just shot me
@FooPanda9 жыл бұрын
i still think about thia video.
@FooPanda9 жыл бұрын
+Olly HancockTM What about when your friends lick who knows what?
@FooPanda8 жыл бұрын
Oliver Hancock Somebody named Leila apparently
@FeedEgg13 жыл бұрын
whatever happened to voices telling you got cars?
@Mrevits7812 жыл бұрын
The big plate with the little plate with the tiny plate with the big sawuss.
@bachaddict2 жыл бұрын
Hey noisepuppet can I share my toupee with you?
@noisepuppet2 жыл бұрын
We can try prancing about in a dress like a man
@bachaddict2 жыл бұрын
@@noisepuppet I think we should mince about!
@TSNAnnotator2 жыл бұрын
@@noisepuppet We miss you!
@dreamsprayanimation4 жыл бұрын
I feel drunk after watching this.
@UKRailandTransportation Жыл бұрын
I heard a Mcstention cord in there somewhere 💀
@befehl1413 жыл бұрын
WHAT EVER HAPPENED!!!!!!! :-) Nice poop, great work .. LOL!
@wasiegwebu337110 жыл бұрын
What happened to Sony Vegas???....
@Xaibo_Red13 жыл бұрын
@Real men vomit tequila out of their eye sockets. Yeah, because that happens everyday. LOL.
@Joe.Horsenail13 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to Sony Vegas?
@chickensalad13 жыл бұрын
WHAT HAPPENED AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF
@CHamlin86 Жыл бұрын
Chris really needs to lay off the drugs, damn.
@fungusmcbungus79434 жыл бұрын
2:57 Tell DMX I found the hood.
@_ZimZam3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Kino
@DavidMcCoul5 жыл бұрын
Category: Pets & Animals
@ringerlafinger60313 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to Judge Kavanagh?
@orlandowordsmith62082 жыл бұрын
"I like tequila. I still drink tequila."
@avalonjustin Жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to Will Smith? He used to slap Carlton, now he slaps Chris Rock.
@sjsisjsjks12 жыл бұрын
whatever happened to Eminem?
@H3llHoundd13 жыл бұрын
he also likes eating drinks
@FeedEgg13 жыл бұрын
man at 2:29 after that i have to pause the video becuase im convulsing in laughter